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Ollie The Magic Bum

Do you sit or stand to wipe your ass

DO you sit or stand to wipe your ass after taking a dump  

56 members have voted

  1. 1. Sit or stand?

    • Sit
      36
    • Stand
      20


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You can't really sit to wipe your ass cuz then your whole arm would have to go inside the toilet bowl, unless you take a shit freely in your backyard that is.

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Yeah I once got laughed at for saying I can pee without touching my weiner. Really easy stuff but everyone's like "that's impossbile". Not impossible when it's pretty much just sticking out basically pointing at the urinal, no need to grab it all up like that.

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You can't really sit to wipe your ass cuz then your whole arm would have to go inside the toilet bowl, unless you take a shit freely in your backyard that is.

pretty much

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See thats what Im saying. I was always terrified to touch the poo water when I was little and just naturally stood up to do it. But my friends got into a drunk discussion and apparently Im a goddamn freak of nature

Wait you guys don't flush directly after you shit?

 

Don't stand to wipe, more like hover over the bowl after the fact.

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I stay sat down, though usually stand towards the end to make sure it's fully wiped. So both I guess

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Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down?

 

What are you a girl or something?

 

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Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down?

What are you a girl or something?

Are you in kindergarten?

You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled.

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This thread getting too heated, lol.

Lol. No one can even get along in an ass wiping debate. I love it.

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The vote count is actually closer than I thought it'd be... Rigged!

One thing I want to be known is I don't just wipe my own ass, I CLEAN myself. If possible I use soap, I ain't just gonna be walking around all dirty and shit.

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i reverse cowgirl the bowl then do a grudge walk off the bowl and wipe while performing a one arm handstand

 

ROFL

 

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i reverse cowgirl the bowl then do a grudge walk off the bowl and wipe while performing a one arm handstand

We're again gonna need to add to the vote selection now.

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Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down?

What are you a girl or something?

Are you in kindergarten?
You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled.

I sit down when I pee, my jimmies are always rustled.

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Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down?

What are you a girl or something?

Are you in kindergarten?
You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled.
I sit down when I pee, my jimmies are always rustled.

I guess so

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You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?

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You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?

Lol, if you thought the politics thread was bad

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