JGPLX. Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Though actually, wipes feel far much better than wet toilet paper as well. If your ass is burning due to Mexican food, wipes will cool it down for you. There are some things no person should have to read Worst Post of the Year (Also wipes don't disintegrate properly so they clog up your pipes, and they're bad for the environment too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Yeah wipes aren't too good for the environment. They eventually turn into a green sludge within your drainage system and lead to a bunch of problems that end up costing you major cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 People that sit to wipe their butt probably also believe the earth is flat. SMH. You literally restrict cleaning access to your arsehole when you stand up mate suck your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conundrum Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. Or the shits where it leaves your butthole hurting, and you dont want to move, so you just sit in the toilet for like 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie The Magic Bum Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 This was a good topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Never seen so many earth lovers in a topic before, and it's about if you wipe sitting down or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. And it shall stay that way. On an unrelated topic, anyone squat? I've read that squatting is the best way to go and natural over sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Never seen so many earth lovers in a topic before, and it's about if you wipe sitting down or not. In a way it's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 small brain: sitting when you wipe your ass average brain: standing to wipe your ass huge brain: having somebody else wipe your ass for you galaxy brain: never wiping your ass whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 small brown: sitting when you wipe your ass average brain: standing to wipe your ass huge brain: having somebody else wipe your ass for you galaxy brain: never wiping your ass whatsoever There's been so many post of the year candidates in this topic at the very end of the year already. You just keep adding it. Also the fingerbang comment of yours made me think of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 People that sit to wipe their butt probably also believe the earth is flat. SMH. You literally restrict cleaning access to your arsehole when you stand up mate suck your mum Uhm, you don't stand up straight up, you get off the seat but you're still bent over a little, you know, so your damn hand won't touch the toilet seat or touch anything else for that matter. This ain't rocket science folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 People that sit to wipe their butt probably also believe the earth is flat. SMH. You literally restrict cleaning access to your arsehole when you stand up mate suck your mum Uhm, you don't stand up straight up, you get off the seat but you're still bent over a little, you know, so your damn hand won't touch the toilet seat or touch anything else for that matter. This ain't rocket science folks. lol. I'm not sure where the confusion was but apparently they can't figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 This was a good topic. No, it was a shitty-ass topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 This was a good topic. No, it was a shitty-ass topic. hhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. And it shall stay that way. On an unrelated topic, anyone squat? I've read that squatting is the best way to go and natural over sitting. I'm trying to take a shit, you think I'm trying gymnastics squatting over a toilet seat with two bad knees, hell naw, I'm an American, shit it's the American way to sit, tf was you raised in, third-world country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. And it shall stay that way. On an unrelated topic, anyone squat? I've read that squatting is the best way to go and natural over sitting. They sell step stools so you can squat while you rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Do not think I have ever even tried standing. I also use Wetnaps/wipes at home. Respect the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conundrum Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Do not think I have ever even tried standing. I also use Wetnaps/wipes at home. Respect the butt. Ive tried the wetnaps/wipes, but I just cant get behind it. It feels....weird lol. Im content with some Charmin Ultra Soft (that light blue package) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Man the sitters are wiping us out in the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 New poll: do you stand or sit to save net neutrality Damn sitters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 New poll: do you stand or sit to save net neutrality Damn sitters Never too late to change, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Man the sitters are wiping us out in the poll.he wiping us out hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. And it shall stay that way. On an unrelated topic, anyone squat? I've read that squatting is the best way to go and natural over sitting. I'm trying to take a shit, you think I'm trying gymnastics squatting over a toilet seat with two bad knees, hell naw, I'm an American, shit it's the American way to sit, tf was you raised in, third-world country? VVVVVVV They sell step stools so you can squat while you rock. don't even need to do anything gymnastic, as long as you can lift your legs. Weakass biznitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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