M3J Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 what kind of an idiot are you if you don't check the paper? jfc you must smell like shit, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 How does one have a "markless shit"? Or I suppose, know if you had one? Is it simply based on feel? Or do you literally check your toilet paper for shit to see if today was your lucky day? Doesnt everyone check their toilet paper after wiping? How else are you supposed to know youre good to go? I used to think I was a weirdo for doing it, but as I got older I realised there's literally no other way to track the progress of your session on the shitter. Nah you're still weird I guess I've developed a 6th sense over the years. Some people see ghosts, I can feel if my ass is clean or not. Plus I swear I've read somewhere that if you wipe more than 3-4 times it means you've got something weird going on with you. Not that I can say I count, but that sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 But if you wipe less than 3-4 times you might have something really weird going on with you, like your ass is caked with cruddy mud-water. My philosophy is you wipe as much as you need to lol, there is no set count for how much you should or should not wipe. Is there a set amount for how many times you should scrub your car while you're washing it without going over said count and looking like a total weirdo lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 You gotta wipe till the jobs done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 But if you wipe less than 3-4 times you might have something really weird going on with you, like your ass is caked with cruddy mud-water. My philosophy is you wipe as much as you need to lol, there is no set count for how much you should or should not wipe. Is there a set amount for how many times you should scrub your car while you're washing it without going over said count and looking like a total weirdo lol? Lol I think that's called OCD...the car scrubbing, not the ass... scrubbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. I still haven't decided how I feel about those yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Don't they call that hot snake? Why is this even a thing? LMAO Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? ^ That's how you do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 You can't really sit to wipe your ass cuz then your whole arm would have to go inside the toilet bowl, unless you take a shit freely in your backyard that is. That was my whole logic. Idk how its possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. damn bitch, you need Jesus ( the bitch part is a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Is it weird that I carry flushable wipes with me in my drawstring bag to work? Couldnt imagine a world with only toilet paper. Sounds like torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. damn bitch, you need Jesus ( the bitch part is a joke) Nah nah nah, banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Is it weird that I carry flushable wipes with me in my drawstring bag to work? Couldnt imagine a world with only toilet paper. Sounds like torture. Wipes are aight but they just feel like wet toilet paper. Good to have around but if at home water and soap for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Ya'll ever get those shits where your butthole is kinda on fire? Just Happened and I kinda liked it. damn bitch, you need Jesus ( the bitch part is a joke) Nah nah nah, banned. wow you're so full of shit Is it weird that I carry flushable wipes with me in my drawstring bag to work? Couldnt imagine a world with only toilet paper. Sounds like torture. Wipes are aight but they just feel like wet toilet paper. Good to have around but if at home water and soap for me. Aren't they supposed to feel like wet toilet paper anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I guess they are, but that's also what I'm afraid of because what would wet toilet paper do other than completely dissolve, tear apart, and leave your fingers all covered in hot shit? I don't trust them because they are so paper thin, I need something thicker dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I've done a markless shit. It's awesome. The classic ghost poo. Perfect when visiting someone elses house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROSS-Out Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 What the actual *Censored*.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 This is quite the topic. Remember you can still vote it as thread of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willows Way Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Best thread. Seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 People that sit to wipe their butt probably also believe the earth is flat. SMH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 I guess they are, but that's also what I'm afraid of because what would wet toilet paper do other than completely dissolve, tear apart, and leave your fingers all covered in hot shit? I don't trust them because they are so paper thin, I need something thicker dammit! Have you ever seen a wipe?? Moist towelette, even? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Yeah, but only the ones from Target brand. I think the baby wipes are probably bigger though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Though actually, wipes feel far much better than wet toilet paper as well. If your ass is burning due to Mexican food, wipes will cool it down for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? Guaranteed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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