Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Step stools, what is this, grandpa united, bet you use training wheels on your shopping cart too fam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 .... Dude, you could fingerbang yourself with a wipe, and it still wouldn't rip apart unless you overdo it. Is this morsel of knowledge coming from a place of experience? NOt fingerbanging part, no. You don't know what you're missing. And it shall stay that way. On an unrelated topic, anyone squat? I've read that squatting is the best way to go and natural over sitting. They sell step stools so you can squat while you rock. I recommend the Squatty Potty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Squatty Potty is bullsheeit, and not "Haha, bullshit, it makes you shit like a bull". Have you ever entered Canonball Position during a constipative (don't even know if that's an actual word, but it is TODAY) moment? It's not foolproof, which makes the Squatty Potty debatable at BEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 It clearly makes the unicorn poop his ice cream constipation free mate, you are fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 But they're clearly not selling this to just unicorns good sir. Yet, unicorn and human anatomy differ a great deal. So sad, universal pooping positioning is no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Man the sitters are wiping us out in the poll.he wiping us out hehe Glad someone picked up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Unicorns don't exist so clearly Squatty Potty isn't selling jack shit. Want the perfect poop? Squat over a Time magazine with Donald Trumps face on it and take a big steamy one. Perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Do not think I have ever even tried standing. I also use Wetnaps/wipes at home. Respect the butt. You are legit destroying your plumbing using them, unless you throw them in a bin and not down the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 In a bin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Who the *Censored* would throw shitty towels in the bin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 In some countries, you're meant to throw them in a bin. Not sure if it's something to do with plumbing, or maybe a cultural(?) thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 Who the *Censored* would throw shitty towels in the bin? Seperate bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 So you treat wipes like what I call "poon boxes", where the ladies discard their girly products. I'd flush mine. All of the packaging I've seen allows it but says to not flush more than one. So you'd have to courtesy flush each one individually if you were gonna use multiples. Even still I'm sure they could do greater damage further along the pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 In some countries I've read they have public poo-rooms (bathrooms, I just wanted to say poo-rooms) where they don't have TP and instead they have a bucket with water and a stick with a towel tied to it and everyone uses that stick with the same towel and same damn water to clean themselves, so you get someone elses poo on you. Hope no one was eating while reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 This last posts are all cursed posts. We should send the Stormtrumpers to those countrys that have poo sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 ???? ???? ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 In some countries I've read they have public poo-rooms (bathrooms, I just wanted to say poo-rooms) where they don't have TP and instead they have a bucket with water and a stick with a towel tied to it and everyone uses that stick with the same towel and same damn water to clean themselves, so you get someone elses poo on you. Hope no one was eating while reading this.Nope, but I was having a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARKER™ Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 I happened to stumble across this topic and I must say that it is pure entertainment. I went through and read every post and I swear I laughed until I cried. But back on topic. I'm a big guy so the sitting method just doesn't work. So I'm a stander. It's just more comfortable that way. I also have a buddy who told me he gets completely naked, stands up on the toilet, squats and then shits that way. Also he never uses toilet paper. He showers after he shits and if he can't shower after he shits then he just holds it until he gets to somewhere where he can. The whole holding it part has got to be doing him harm. But I'm baffled by the not wiping at all. So you get in the shower, stick your hand in your shitty asshole and clean it that way? He is my buddy but he is a strange one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Probably uses a washcloth, which I do too but not sure about everyone else in here. The getting naked part is just weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 I happened to stumble across this topic and I must say that it is pure entertainment. I went through and read every post and I swear I laughed until I cried. But back on topic. I'm a big guy so the sitting method just doesn't work. So I'm a stander. It's just more comfortable that way. I also have a buddy who told me he gets completely naked, stands up on the toilet, squats and then shits that way. Also he never uses toilet paper. He showers after he shits and if he can't shower after he shits then he just holds it until he gets to somewhere where he can. The whole holding it part has got to be doing him harm. But I'm baffled by the not wiping at all. So you get in the shower, stick your hand in your shitty asshole and clean it that way? He is my buddy but he is a strange one. Your friend is a *censored*ing hero, that's what he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Probably uses a washcloth, which I do too but not sure about everyone else in here. The getting naked part is just weird. Honestly I've found that alot of my shits are way more comfortable without the restrictions of clothing, or at the very least upper body clothing. I don't poo at home with clothes on, shirts off in public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I shit pantsless at home, gotta keep the shirt on cause sometimes the back of that bowl is cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I sometimes shit topless at home, to prevent my shirt from getting in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamthyst Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I sit. I'm already sitting there in the first place anyway lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Anybody throw up while taking a crap? I don't do it, but others may. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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