Kirky Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I know a guy who admitted to wiping back to front while we were at work and he got called brown balls until he left. Standing is the only way to go though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me. You have to balance, man. Be one with the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Heck since we're all being open here. I don't mind occasionally sitting while peeing too. Especially if I need some extra time to check my emails or you know....post on caws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Something I said? lol No, I.....glitched. I don't know. Also, I get butt-naked when I poop. I need to focus and the clothing can get really restrictive. No animal poops with pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Heck since we're all being open here. I don't mind occasionally sitting while peeing too. Especially if I need some extra time to check my emails or you know....post on caws. I do too. It is also cleaner that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me. Are you generally a klutz? Like, it's not that hard to lift up a side to wipe the ass. You probably have tiny enough hands to do it too, you odd potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. I feel ya. Some of us arent as manoeuvrable. Precisely I know a guy who admitted to wiping back to front while we were at work and he got called brown balls until he left. Standing is the only way to go though. LOL Something I said? lol No, I.....glitched. I don't know. Also, I get butt-naked when I poop. I need to focus and the clothing can get really restrictive. No animal poops with pants on. I'm glad we can all come together and be open over this topic, lol. Also while I don't get naked, you make a damn good point there. @M3J, See I couldn't. My hands are YUGE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me.Are you generally a klutz? Like, it's not that hard to lift up a side to wipe the ass. You probably have tiny enough hands to do it too, you odd potato. I just move forward a bit and back that ass up. It's easy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yall wipe like women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. I feel ya. Some of us arent as manoeuvrable. Precisely I know a guy who admitted to wiping back to front while we were at work and he got called brown balls until he left. Standing is the only way to go though. LOL Something I said? lol No, I.....glitched. I don't know. Also, I get butt-naked when I poop. I need to focus and the clothing can get really restrictive. No animal poops with pants on. I'm glad we can all come together and be open over this topic, lol. Also while I don't get naked, you make a damn good point there. @M3J, See I couldn't. My hands are YUGE. Doubt it. Can't be that huge that you'd have to stand up. I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me.Are you generally a klutz? Like, it's not that hard to lift up a side to wipe the ass. You probably have tiny enough hands to do it too, you odd potato. I just move forward a bit and back that ass up. It's easy to me. sounds too stressful on the knees. Lifting one side up and leaning on the other side though is annoying because if you're a thorough wiper, your leg will get numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yall wipe like women Lol. Yeah. I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. I feel ya. Some of us arent as manoeuvrable. Precisely I know a guy who admitted to wiping back to front while we were at work and he got called brown balls until he left. Standing is the only way to go though. LOL Something I said? lol No, I.....glitched. I don't know. Also, I get butt-naked when I poop. I need to focus and the clothing can get really restrictive. No animal poops with pants on. I'm glad we can all come together and be open over this topic, lol. Also while I don't get naked, you make a damn good point there. @M3J, See I couldn't. My hands are YUGE. Doubt it. Can't be that huge that you'd have to stand up. I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me.Are you generally a klutz? Like, it's not that hard to lift up a side to wipe the ass. You probably have tiny enough hands to do it too, you odd potato. I just move forward a bit and back that ass up. It's easy to me. sounds too stressful on the knees. Lifting one side up and leaning on the other side though is annoying because if you're a thorough wiper, your leg will get numb. Oh contraire mon ami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 After playing some pure moods and meditating, and taking a crap, I have come to the realization that we must respect each-others differences and opinions and stop fighting over what method we use to wipe our asses. We need to set a good example because our kids are watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackalicious Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I just walk around naked shitting on plant floor mats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back.I feel ya. Some of us arent as manoeuvrable. Precisely I know a guy who admitted to wiping back to front while we were at work and he got called brown balls until he left. Standing is the only way to go though. LOL Something I said? lol No, I.....glitched. I don't know. Also, I get butt-naked when I poop. I need to focus and the clothing can get really restrictive. No animal poops with pants on. I'm glad we can all come together and be open over this topic, lol. Also while I don't get naked, you make a damn good point there. @M3J, See I couldn't. My hands are YUGE. Doubt it. Can't be that huge that you'd have to stand up. I feel like I'd slide right off the toilet if I didn't lift up. Like WOOP! Right in the floor, feces covering me.Are you generally a klutz? Like, it's not that hard to lift up a side to wipe the ass. You probably have tiny enough hands to do it too, you odd potato. I just move forward a bit and back that ass up. It's easy to me. sounds too stressful on the knees. Lifting one side up and leaning on the other side though is annoying because if you're a thorough wiper, your leg will get numb. 1. It's just sitting on the edge of the seat.2. My legs always get numb, because I use the toilet to catch up on some reading, listen to some music, watch some videos, it's a quality me-time. Hmm, maybe that's why I don't stand to wipe, my legs would buckle and I would fall flat on my shitty ass. ---- Also, anyone who has ever done the perfect poop? Like when you wipe and you see no skidmark whatsoever as if you never pooped to begin with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Is this like the new "your shit doesn't stink"? "Your shit doesn't make marks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Markless shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 you're full of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackalicious Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I've done a markless shit. It's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 How does one have a "markless shit"? Or I suppose, know if you had one? Is it simply based on feel? Or do you literally check your toilet paper for shit to see if today was your lucky day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 The fact that the vote total currently is exactly at 50/50 is disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conundrum Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 How does one have a "markless shit"? Or I suppose, know if you had one? Is it simply based on feel? Or do you literally check your toilet paper for shit to see if today was your lucky day? Doesnt everyone check their toilet paper after wiping? How else are you supposed to know youre good to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliemanson Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Sit, a lot of the time I pee sitting down too. And there is nothing wrong with that at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 How does one have a "markless shit"? Or I suppose, know if you had one? Is it simply based on feel? Or do you literally check your toilet paper for shit to see if today was your lucky day? Doesnt everyone check their toilet paper after wiping? How else are you supposed to know youre good to go?I know right? That's like a villain leaving the hero in a trap without making sure he's dead first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 How does one have a "markless shit"? Or I suppose, know if you had one? Is it simply based on feel? Or do you literally check your toilet paper for shit to see if today was your lucky day? Doesnt everyone check their toilet paper after wiping? How else are you supposed to know youre good to go? I used to think I was a weirdo for doing it, but as I got older I realised there's literally no other way to track the progress of your session on the shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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