Too Many Limes Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 No, not in my mom's room. I found it at my front door, thought it was odd. I have no clue which of my neighbors used it, though I feel like it was put there purposely to spite me. It could have just fallen from somebody's trash as they were walking by. Maybe it's a warning? What I really feel like doing is to buy a box of condoms, load them all up, and splatter the culprit's door with them. Problems are I don't know whose it is and that sounds like something that could land me in some legal problems. I'll probably end up ignoring it as the wind could blow it away or some animal will pick it up, I'd rather not touch it. What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damjan Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 This will be fun. As to your question, I would wait to see if anyone does anything again and then consider things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiterhyno333 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Recycle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar™ Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Identify who could have possibly done it, if it was done out of spite. Got any enemies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Ripper Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackalicious Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 USE IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too Many Limes Posted June 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 The downstair neighbors used to complain about noise but they've been nicer lately. My next door neighbor knocked on the door once because of music, I just don't see that warranting him to plant a condom there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVD 4:20 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Someone didn't want to get an STD from the letterbox . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2jfanlol Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 did you.....smell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDGEHEAD15 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 If you have a sibling, or if anyone in your family went out last night, congratulations, they just had sex up against your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam The Dude Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 This topic, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Ripper Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Apparently not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Apparently not! Mother of God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Ripper Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Apparently not! Mother of God... We belong together... Marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazR Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 DNA Testing!!! And make that a-hole go to jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Apparently not! Mother of God... We belong together... Marry me? Sorry bro, don't swing that way. And to the OP; make an assumption on who it was and whoever's you're first suspect, don't change your mind and just shove the condom through their letterbox. Make yourself believe it was them and make sure they don't know it was you so they can't retaliate. I must stress that you DON'T change your mind on who you suspect, especially halfway through the act of shoving that johnny through their door. You'll be riddled with guilt after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 You could take a sample from it and test it for the DNA to see who it belongs to. You can then correctly administer your revenge, until then hold out and see if it happens again. Remember, you've got just as much ammo as they do and if push comes to shove you can hit them up with some of your own baby gravy. If they cum at you, you cum back stronger, perseverance is the key to success so don't give up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostOutside Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Wash it out and use it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Dreamer Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 You could take a sample from it and test it for the DNA to see who it belongs to. You can then correctly administer your revenge, until then hold out and see if it happens again. Remember, you've got just as much ammo as they do and if push comes to shove you can hit them up with some of your own baby gravy. If they cum at you, you cum back stronger, perseverance is the key to success so don't give up... I am in love with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raddad88 Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 you gonna get raped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Try This Fancy User Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Best thread on CAWs.WS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreay fufu Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 As long as it wasn't up your ass when you woke up, don't worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damjan Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 As long as it wasn't up your ass when you woke up, don't worry about it. I second this. Although, if you're in prison you might want to be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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