FWA: Federal Wrestling Association

[Crazy.]

"Oh professor!" Rob said this time, as he approached Aaron, basically all four in more or less the same specific area. "Everybody seems like a freakin' bully when you can't handle the most pressure situation you've ever been in. Me and Ja-Co there aren't bullies, you annoying midget! We just stand up for a straight sexual life, which is hanging around, going to casinos, roaming in the coolest of cars, and banging the hottest of chicks. While you..." Before Rob could say further, Jack intervened. "... You stay in compromising positions day and night in your locker room and give each other blowjobs and deepthroats at night which has harmed this dumbass' gag reflex, the same time we're giving our chicks for the night the greatest amount of happiness they've ever experienced!" Rob stared at Jack with widened eyes, as Jack rolled his eyes. "Rob told me that." The two again chuckled in front of the Champions as Rob pointed at the 'silent jerk', Mr. Smiley, and both burst into laughter.

[iSmex.]

I'm a god damn T Rex! Haha... so, it seems as though a match card for Friday's show may be going up at some point in the not too distant future. Keyword being 'may', as you never quite know when those pesky things will pop up. They're like ninja's or something, yup, 100% bonefied ninjas. Awesome. Was Jayson hoping for a match? Sure, I guess. Though it would be hard to guess what may be in store for the 'Clown Prince'. But, rather than speak about the future, here's the present. Jayson was done now with getting over his day of training, and was now back out in the hallways of the FWA Arena. Hands tucked within his pockets, this Motor City son was looking for something to pass the time, eventually coming across the television monitor in the lounge. FOX Soccer was on, as the Europa League final gets underway. Woo.

[GOAT Muffin]

Testimonial | Prestigious

Aaron Starr looks between the two of them, one, then the other, then he looks up to Smile who looks back and then back to the two of them. He raises a hand to speak, lets out a small gasp then lowers it again to think some more. Then he raises his hand again and...

"Are you two retards?"

Great question. Really gets you right there, tugging at the heart strings. It brings a tear to your eye.

"I mean seriously the last time we spoke you two acted like morons, well I guess it was just you that time but you still acted like a moron and now you're still acting like a moron again and that other guy there is acting like a moron too. I mean are you actually talking about like anything important or are you two just trying to pay your own backs for things that we don't care about I mean... do you two actually know how to talk to people without making them hate you?"

Aaron blinks as he tilts his head at the two of them. They didn't seem like they'd be the most popular guys in the world. Mainly because they're dicks.

[Crazy.]

Rob and Jack looked at each other and shook their heads, disapproving Aaron's behavior. "Yes, gay-a-lisa, that is the case!" Now Jack clapped his hands once, as he cleared his throat. "Well, let's just say we don't approve of your homosexual lifestyle. Because we simply come from a better background where those acts are seen as inappropriate and treacherous. We believe in the straight community and the gay community you represent as Champions is shattering the very image of this promotion. So..." "So it's simple!" As Rob said. "We don't approve of you, this jerk, your lifestyle, your activities, your inappropriate community, and especially as you being Tag Team Champions. And therefore, we're gonna take those titles away from you on a night that'll render you in the saddest of moods to give each other a blowjob. Savor the moment, way of the gay!" With that Rob gave a sickening grin as he motioned for Jack and both took their leave from the scene, sending another first-hand message to the Champions.

[Faster Than Light]

Handsome Eric is having a nice relaxing time at a park in Las Vegas. After enjoying all the sights and beauty of this wonderful park. After that, Handsome Eric headed on to the FWA Arena, turning his attention back to the wrestling world once more. Handsome Eric navigates the backstage of the arena soon after arriving. Backstage workers make a passing glance at the reigning world champion as he goes through the halls of the arena. Once he gets back to the arena he then gets out his personal laptop there and almost instantly gets on the internet as soon as it finishes starting up. Handsome Eric would look to see if there are anything on the FWA website posted, but it just seems like it's two promos from two midcarders, Hanson and Sean Davis. Does Handsome Eric care? Nope. Next

[GOAT Muffin]

It's alright | Prestigious

Wait they sent a message? Didn't they just brag about having sex with women, being straight and talking about blowjobs? The two of them do seem to have an obsession with male on male blowjobs. Maybe it's something the two of them should talk about. Anyway the two clowns leave and now that Aaron and Smiles are free of Tweedledee and Tweedledumb so the two of them can head off into the arena to do something else. Probably go to the lounge to play games and occupy the remote in case one of those two have the idea of going to the same place to watch TV. Remember, he who has the remote has power over that domain. Mwhahahaha.

[Crazy.]

 

Match Card

MATCH #1

Tag Team Match

Sean Davis & Spartacus vs. Jayce Cruz & Hanson

MATCH #2

Singles Match

Bray Wyatt vs. Scorpion

MATCH #3

Singles Match

Michael Falcone vs. Robert Heat

MATCH #4

Singles Match - Sloane on Commentary

Arika Suzuki vs. Coral

MATCH #5

Singles Match

Aaron Starr (w/ Mr. Smiley) vs. Rob Mortenson (w/ Jack Connell)

MATCH #6

Singles Match

Jerry Oliver (w/ Robert Gareth) vs. Marcus (w/ Daniel Bryan)

MAIN EVENT

Singles Match - Non-Title

Handsome Eric vs. Jayson Addair

[rtegedg]

F.W.A

POWER 5 - WEEK 5

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Topping the rankings this week is Dice. A win over the former champion, and then the current champion made him the obvious choice. Prestigious were the only others to pick up two wins, I believe, so second place was obvious. Quintessence caught my eye this week with some great work and good debuts, so I put them third despite losses. Fourth and fifth was very tough. I had a list of about six to pick between for these spots including performances from superstars like Cruz, Hanson, Whiplash and Davis. In the end I chose Addair fourth, as he picked up a pin over the world champion, and rounded it off with a superstar who arguably should've been in previous rankings, the undefeated Spartacus.

Congratulations to all who got in, hope these picks are agreed with.

- Chad.

[iSmex.]

Aha, see that? Can tell the future. So it appears as though the match card for Friday's show has been posted, and what we learn from it is that once again, following on from Monday; Jayson is competing in yet another, main event. And against the guy he knocked out for the pin fall. Of course, this guy is the World Champion after all, despite Jayson knowing nothing about him really; only rumors. But a second win over the World Champion can only be good, and that is going to happen. With the Europa Final becoming ever so tedious and rather boring (No offence to Benfica, but Chelsea are just boring me). Jayson got up from his seat in the FWA lounge, and decided to head off into the halls with nothing much better to do.

tbc.

[GOAT Muffin]

Don't think so | Prestigious

Hey look at that! Number two on the list. Boom. Boom boom. Boom boom baby. Prestigious made it to the top, almost. Number two is close enough, they have been on fire and the two also got some news through Smiley's laptop, bringing to the attention of Aaron the recently announced card which sees Aaron Starr take on one of the clowns that they just got rid of them. Do they really have to face those guys again? It's such a pain in the backside I mean couldn't they book them against two guys with above average intelligence who don't talk about blowjobs in every other sentence? Apparently not. Aaron really hopes these won't be their challengers. And they thought those two sweaty guys who thought they were rockstars in MCW were bad, this is going to be a pain. But Prestigious can pwn them because darlings, listen, they're fabulous. That done Aaron returns to the TV for games and Smiles gets to scouting this team on the web. Let's see what he can find.

[Oresama]

So...the card for Friday Night's Smash!N was announced and there's a break from the Global Championship Tournament, Jayce Cruz doesn't have the privilege of having the time off for the Semifinal Round however as he'll be teaming fellow Semifinalist; Hanson to take on the two men that moved onto the next round of the tournament last Friday; Sean Davis and Spartacus. Jayce didn't exactly like the idea of having to rely on another wrestler, especially one that may be across the ring from him soon, in a match but "God's Gift to Men, Women and Professional Wrestling" is more than capable of carrying the match by himself. Besides, a victory over Spartacus would prove that he should've taken a spot on the latest Power 5.

[Faster Than Light]

As Handsome Eric reads through the internet, he then gets a notification from the Federal Wrestling Association. Yay, the match card has been posted. Handsome Eric then slowly reads over it. Nothing important besides Jerry Oliver going against Marcus. Jerry Oliver better win that match, or maybe not. Doesn't really matter to Eric. Just as long as Marcus and Daniel Bryan are being distracted by Oliver and Gareth, that will be good. Next is the world champion himself and the leader to a better future is against Jimmy Dice's friend Jayson Addair. Handsome Eric made the mistake of grossly underestimating Addair on Friday's show. This time Eric won't make the same mistake. Handsome Eric will have his battleplan formed in due time just for Addair. Addair isn't going to win this time, Handsome Eric will defeat Jayson Addair to as a display of Quintessence's supremacy. Speaking of Quintessence's supremacy, Handsome Eric got another notification from the FWA website. It's the newest addition of the Power 5. Jimmy Dice topped it. Predictable. Quintessence is ranked at third place, because of Quintessence making a big impact in it's first show. They did make a big impact, but this is only just a taste of what is to come. Quintessence will dominate in the coming weeks and months. Handsome Eric will still be the champion and maybe Oliver and Gareth can get the tag team gold. So yes, after looking at that stuff, Handsome Eric then reads about more trivial and mundane stuff on the internet.

[Doc Holliday]

Robert Heat

Robert's phone vibrated and Friday's match card appeared. Robert scanned it before quickly finding his name next to one Michael Falcone. It looks like Robert got his wish. One on one with the scum that pushed his leg off the rope. This time Falcone doesn't get to screw Robert out of the win, this time Robert gets Falcone face to face. We'll see on Smash!N how tough Michael's jaw is when faced with Robert's fist. Robert smirked and tucked his phone away before heading out of the locker room. Robert's recent scowl had subsided as he passed by some coworkers. He put himself on top of a production crate and put some headphones in, ready to enjoy some classic rock. "Sympathy For the Devil" by the Rolling Stones was the first song to fill Robert's ears, and a smile broke out onto his face.

tbc/end

[GOAT Muffin]

The color green | Gabriel Gospel

Gabriel Gospel is about in the arena. He went out for some food not long ago, like he always did and he ate a fine meal, but now he is back in the arena, well fed and feeling healthy. So Gabriel Gospel at the moment is strolling around the arena with very little on his mind. And then he spots the match card pinned up on the notice board. He scrolls through it... no Gospel? Really? Instead Handsome Eric and Jayson Addair? What sort of match is that? See Jayson is such a spotlight stealer, he comes in and he snatches the main event slot. He huffs and puffs, storming off down the hall, and then he spots Mr. Heat. Oh boy, just the kind of guy he wanted to see.

"Oh, you still breathing?"

[Faster Than Light]

Robert Gareth then got back to the hotel room and started watching TV and drinking his bottle of Sprite. Jerry Oliver the eventually got up and stated feeling much better and much more sober. Jerry Oliver is feeling fine or so he guesses. Jerry Oliver then gets two notifications on his smartphone. It's the Smash!N' match card and the Power 5 updates. The Faux-British "Prince" Jerry Oliver is booked into a match against Marcus. Partners in all of this will be at their sides. Jerry Oliver remembers in a conversation with Marcus that Oliver proclaimed that he is more talented then he is. Friday will be the day Oliver proves it. Jerry Oliver vows that he will beat Marcus and show him and the world who the better Englishman is in all of this. Because that is what Jerry Oliver does, and he isn't a real Englishman by any means, just incase you didn't know. Next is Quintessence being ranked third on the power 5 even though that they lost matches, but they still stole the show regardless and made a major impact. That is what Quintessence does brosephs!

[Reverse DVD]

The matchcard for Friday's Smash!n has been revealed and, in a curious turn of events, the semifinals of the Global championship tournament won't start on Friday. Instead, Sean Davis and Spartacus, the first pair to qualify to the semifinals, are taking on Jayce Cruz and James Hanson, the second pair to make it to the next round, in a tag team match to get things started on this Friday's broadcast. According to FWA's Power 5 ranking, Spartacus seems to be the most impressive man in the Final Four after scoring a win over Zakk Night and being the only one to make it to the rankings while the other 3 fell in the "Honorable Mentions" section. That might not sit well to some people, especially those who have been vocal on their beliefs that they'll end up being the Global champion respectively but, if Sean knows what's good for him, he should ignore this and focus on getting the win and add up momentum until the semifinals come around. Right now it looks like Spartacus can go all the way and win the Global championship while being undefeated according to the popular belief and the time to do something about that will come down the line but, once Smash!n is on and that bell rings, Sean Davis has to make sure Spartacus and him win their match in order to keep the victories coming their way and, who knows, maybe knowing the opposition better before fighting each other for a spot in the finals.

[Doc Holliday]

Robert Heat

And Robert was in such a good mood. As Gabe approached, Heat looked up and pulled one earbud out. With the music still partially pumping in his head, Robert replied.

"Oddly enough, yes I am Gabe. After that scoop slam of yours I was a bit shaky, but I managed to survive. I do admit, you knocked me around in that match. Thankfully, you ended up on the floor at the end of the night. Shame it had to be from Jayson and not me, but I can't really complain. Speaking of Jayson, how are you and him doing? That hoedown about you was a real hit with everyone. Oh what was that chant they started again?"

[King Homer]

 

Spartacus. Get with the times.

 

Spartacus, did you see the power 5? Well done Spartacus, I knew it was only a matter of time! Spartacus, I am so happy you made the list! For reasons unbeknown to Spartacus,seemingly everyone whom he had came across today had been saying things of this caliber to him. Being the polite and caring man that he is, Spartacus kindly thanked everyone, although he, as said, has no idea what they are talking about. After a while, Spartacus decides to ask someone, to which they reply "Check the internet man!", The internet? The internet? Of course, living in the lovely technology age, Spartacus had heard of the internet. However, he had never actually been on it, nor has he even touched a computer. Curious as to what everyone is raving about, the man decides to approach a computer, a nice black one with a flat screen. He then sits in front of it, before staring at it for a number of minutes. Waiting for it to turn itself on. After a while, a clever Spartacus decides it may be best to ask someone to help him work the machine, so he decides to hop to his feet and ask assistance from the nearest body possible. Lucky he has found one of his best friends within FWA, backstage interviewer Tony Hayes.

 

After persuading the man to come over, Tony happily works the computer for Spartacus, and also shows him what to do. Trying his best not to say anything, as Spartacus is a very sensitive individual. After accessing FWA.com via the mans instructions, Spartacus informs Tony that he may leave (however only after they shake hands. Roman way tho), as he got this now. Once Tony flees, Spartacus clicks the link entitled power 5. After thoroughly reading the list with great interest, Spartacus is happy to see what the people had been talking about. Spartacus had made the power 5 list. Not really knowing what it is, but mighty proud that he is on the list regardless, Spartacus slaps the computer hard as a perverse sign of respect (breaking it in the process, but if you asked he'd say Tony did it. So don't). Before swiftly hoping to his feet and attempting to search out the special list, the one entitled match card.

[Josh™]

HANSONTHELOVEMUSCLE.

So the match card for Smash!n and the Power Five were up one after the other and even though Hanson wasn't on one luckily he was on the other. His eyes scanned the card and he saw his name in a tag match. A tag match? Were they serious? He would be teaming with Jayce Cruz to be taking on Spartacus and Sean Davis. Seemed random to be pairing them together when instead they could just put them in the next round of the tournament already. Who knows, maybe they'll add the stipulation that the winning team is the team through to the final, unlikely but you never know

[GOAT Muffin]

Penalty | Gabriel Gospel

1-1 now this game. Who injures themself taking a penalty? Really? How hard did he kick that bloody ball? Anyway Gabriel Gospel tuts, folding his arms with a scowl on his face.

"No no no Mr. Heat, don't try and do that, don't just try and divert your attention onto me, that negative attention. You lost to me on Sunday, I knocked you out, beat you, left you hurting, made you look a fool and the first thing you try and do is ignore it and make jokes at me instead? Did I not teach you anything, reveal anything to you? I mean come on Mr. Heat don't try and no sell your humiliation at my hands by turning the topic onto Mr. Addair, take your loss like a man. Take your failings like a man."

Read this filler like a man.

[King Homer]

 

Spartacus. Look at that!

 

Spartacus would like to thank Chad for his lovely new banner <3. After his brief, but fun first ever venture on the internet, a proud Spartacus begins his search for Mr. match card (It was right in his face when he was browsing FWA.com a few moments ago, but he missed it. Bless him), upon finding said match card, Spartacus does the usual scanning of, and reading a loud of the names on the list. Once doing so, Spartacus scrolls back up to his name. A tag match. The first time Spartacus would ever be involved in one. His partner? None other than a man whom he has defeated, but a man whom he also has a large amount of respect for, Sean Davis. Opponents? Jayce Cruz. Although unfamiliar with his work, Spartacus is aware that the man is a force. He is also very misunderstood, however should not be. Quite like Spartacus. As a result, he was very excited to be facing him. And Jayce's partner? None other than a man Spartacus has grew to detest, however a man very much like him. Both big, strong men. Both loved by the fans. Both currently undefeated. Come the end of this contest, one of the two shall no longer be able to hold that claim. Come the end of that contest, history within FWA shall be made.

[Doc Holliday]

Robert Heat

Mr. No Sell himself was telling Robert to take his loss like a man? Oh the irony.

"No you beat me at Health Crisis, I'll admit it. Everyone saw it. But they also saw you get your ass knocked out. So whether you admit it or not, which I'm doubting you will, we both were embarrassed that night. But for now, I've moved on. I'll let Mr. Addair make your life miserable. I've got my own fights to deal with. Starting with Michael Falcone, then your pal Burchill. I must admit, for a nationalist psycho, I actually have a lot of respect for Paul. He showed me a lot when he tried to rip my arm off on Monday. But Friday I get to beat down that Falcone fella. Speaking of Friday, I see your name was absent from the card? Are we going to be graced with another one of your long and repetitive promos? I do so look forward to those every week."

[Ziggy Vercetti]

Jeff Hardy:Accept the power of the crow inside of you.

 

Not much has been heard from the Charismatic Enigma huh?

 

While getting his food from the hotel's kitchen,the mysterious one Jeff Hardy felt his phone vibrate. He reached inside his pocket to pull it out noticing it was a message from FWA. "Let me guess,the matchcard?"

Yep that was it Jeff took a minute to look it over not seeing his name but did notice that Scorpion was booked to face Bray Wyatt a man that he's heard about for sometime now. Since he wasn't booked,maybe Jeff will send out a little present symbolizing Scorpion's future or maybe he'll just watch the action from the rafters? Only time will tell.

[GOAT Muffin]

Bit of a mix up | Gabriel Gospel

I could have kept this convo going while Chelsea were Wigan-ing their way to a Europa League win, but then CAWs decided not to work and I got distressed as I knew it meant I couldn't post.

"Silence cretin, trying to do it again, trying to twist the conversation to look badly towards me. But I won't have it. I mean I'm Gabriel Gospel, I'm the best there is, The Messiah and you try and put me in a negative lights to gloss over the cracks of your own existence. That I do not accept, I refuse to accept it. Good luck beating the jobbers now you've been knocked out of all relevance by me down to a level that is more fitting for you. Bottom of the card. I may not be booked but it's good knowing at least I'm not wasting away against the dregs like you. So good luck, good luck on ever mattering again."

See I would have had time to do this but then something happened. CAWs happened. Damn it I didn't want this, I wanted time, not delays. So sadly Gabriel will have to stomp off and away so he can go home and get his beauty sleep. Longest RP ever.

[Almost Easy]

They did it! Chelsea FC have lifted the Europa League, and this pleased Paul Burchill deeply. His home town of Chelsea, London won the Europa League, meaning that they were the current holders of both European cups currently. I tidy win in the European Super Cup would be nice for Paul Burchill, who had been watching the match at the in-arena bar on Fox sports. Paul Burchill had finished watching the post match interviews, and he finished his bottle of Beer and tipped the barman. Paul then walked to the back of the arena, not for any reason in particular, he just wanted to stretch his legs a little bit before heading back to his apartment later tonight.

tbc?