Chris Davis Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 If you could put together a Wrestling card with some of the most absurd matchs what would it be? 1. Hardcore Match: Paris Hilton vs. Tera Reid (They take an IQ test and whoever has the highest IQ gets to pick the weapons) 2. Chewbacca vs. George the Animal Steele 3. Bozzo the clown vs. Doink the clown 4. Frodo Baggins vs. Willow 5. Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin (Family Guy) 6. The WWE writing team with Vince Russo vs. The 300 Spartans 7. Handicap Match: Julius Caeser & Marc Antony vs. The Roman Senate with Octavian as the special guest ref 8.Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck vs. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck 9. Battle of the Badasses: Tony Soprano vs. The Godfather vs. Tony Montana 10. Genghis Khan vs. Attilla the Hun 11. The Main event, a special 10 man tag match: The Earps(Virgil Wyatt, Morgan, and James) with Doc Holiday vs. Jesse James, Frank James, Ike Clayton, Curly Bill, and Billy the Kid This is going to be one hell of a slobber knocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..::Custy::.. Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 thats the funnyist thing ive read all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyX Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 how about this Tag Team Peter Griffin & Homer Simpson vs American Dad & Fry or Homer Simpson & Fry vs. Peter Griffin & American Dad and Roger (alien on American Dad) vs Bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..::Custy::.. Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='Welcome 2 Kevin Nashville' post='1052071' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:16 PM']how about this Tag Team Peter Griffin & Homer Simpson vs American Dad & Fry or [b]Homer Simpson & Fry vs. Peter Griffin & American Dad[/b] and Roger (alien on American Dad) vs Bender[/quote] that is a awsome one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Davis Posted December 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Here's another one 1. Jenifer Lopez vs. Shakira in a bikini match that can only be won by pinfall. (Everyone wins) 2. Tom Cruise vs. Sanity (my money is on Tom) 3. George Lucas vs. Peter Jackson 4. Black Beard & Callico Jack vs. Captain Jack Sparrow & Will Turner 5. Cleopatra vs. Bodicca (The original diva vs. a real warrior queen) 6. Napoleon vs. Gary Coleman 7. Charlie Murphy vs. Dave Chappelle with Eddie Murphy as the special guest ref in a cage. (I smell a swerve) 8. George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln (Lincoln has the size and weight advantage but Washington has experience) 9. Main event: Superman & Batman vs. Captain America & Spiderman (We know who's going to carry this match) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 here's some real dream matches: Freddy n Jason vs. BOD Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson Superman vs. Batista Chucky vs. Little Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandyX Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='HHH4EVER' post='1052753' date='Dec 19 2006, 02:52 PM']here's some real dream matches: Freddy n Jason vs. BOD Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson Superman vs. Batista Chucky vs. Little Bastard[/quote] Hey that would be awesome!! [b][i]Image removed; don't hotlink.[/i][/b] = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckit89 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='HHH4EVER' post='1052753' date='Dec 18 2006, 10:52 PM']here's some real dream matches: Freddy n Jason vs. BOD Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson Superman vs. Batista Chucky vs. Little Bastard[/quote] lol that would be hella-funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleC Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Freddy, Jason, Chucky vs Kane, Undertaker, Boogeyman Lita vs Paris Hilton, In a "first person to get shot match" Michael "Kramer" Richards vs Cryme Tyme, Benjamin, Viscera, Henry, and Booker. Hell in A Cell Ricky Bobby and Cal Nortin Jr. vs Lance and Cade (I like that one) K-Fed vs John Cena vs Vanilla Ice, battle of the horrible white rappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z.A.R Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='.:BoD:.' post='1053835' date='Dec 19 2006, 03:11 PM']K-Fed vs John Cena vs Vanilla Ice, battle of the horrible white rappers[/quote] lol thats good ive only got one kenny(ss)vs kenny(souh park) in a 1st guy to die match (note south park kenny always loses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVD 4:20 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 General Lee (Takeshi's Castle) vs. Jimmy Wang Yang MNM vs. Zack & Cody The Great Khali vs. Yao Ming Elton John vs. Rico Vodoo Kin Mafia vs. The World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKO Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Kevin Federline vs. Britney Spears - Catfight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest .::Omarinho::. Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [i][b]The Battle of the Overweights:[/b][/i] Rikishi vs. Yokozuna Stewie vs. Maggie [i][b]The Battle of the Lookalikes:[/b][/i] George Michael vs. Rico Funaki vs. The World MNM vs. Posh & Becks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Davis Posted December 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote]George Michael vs. Rico[/quote] Oh my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVD 4:20 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Michael Jackson vs. The Boogeyman! LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='RVD 4:20' post='1054106' date='Dec 19 2006, 04:49 PM']Michael Jackson vs. The Boogeyman! LoL[/quote] Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGD Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 King kong v little bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Easy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 FBI and trinity vs Mario, Luigi and princess peach lassie vs chloe (battle of the dogs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane101 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 micheal jackson vs Kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Easy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 nwo vs super saiyans (dragonball z) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane101 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='kingkyle' post='1054728' date='Dec 19 2006, 07:37 PM']nwo vs super saiyans (dragonball z)[/quote] sick 1 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Easy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 lol kirby versus jigglypuff paris hilton vs maria in a spelling competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane101 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 sick lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tato Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Pam Anderson and Big Show Harcore Match Michael Jackson Vs. Prince Dance Off Santa Clause Vs. Tim Allen Whos the real santa match The Animal Hawk Vs. The animal Batista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny` Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 [quote name='HHH4EVER' post='1052753' date='Dec 18 2006, 11:52 PM']here's some real dream matches: Freddy n Jason vs. BOD Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson Superman vs. Batista Chucky vs. Little Bastard[/quote] lol the freddy n jason vs, BOD match would be awesome to watch and basically what this guy said because his is so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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