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If you could put together a Wrestling card with some of the most absurd matchs what would it be?

1. Hardcore Match: Paris Hilton vs. Tera Reid (They take an IQ test and whoever has the highest IQ gets to pick the weapons)
2. Chewbacca vs. George the Animal Steele
3. Bozzo the clown vs. Doink the clown
4. Frodo Baggins vs. Willow
5. Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
6. The WWE writing team with Vince Russo vs. The 300 Spartans
7. Handicap Match: Julius Caeser & Marc Antony vs. The Roman Senate with Octavian as the special guest ref
8.Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck vs. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
9. Battle of the Badasses: Tony Soprano vs. The Godfather vs. Tony Montana
10. Genghis Khan vs. Attilla the Hun
11. The Main event, a special 10 man tag match:
The Earps(Virgil Wyatt, Morgan, and James) with Doc Holiday vs. Jesse James, Frank James, Ike Clayton, Curly Bill, and Billy the Kid

This is going to be one hell of a slobber knocker.
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[quote name='Welcome 2 Kevin Nashville' post='1052071' date='Dec 19 2006, 12:16 PM']how about this

Tag Team
Peter Griffin & Homer Simpson vs American Dad & Fry

or

[b]Homer Simpson & Fry vs. Peter Griffin & American Dad[/b]
and

Roger (alien on American Dad) vs Bender[/quote]
that is a awsome one
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Here's another one

1. Jenifer Lopez vs. Shakira in a bikini match that can only be won by pinfall. (Everyone wins)
2. Tom Cruise vs. Sanity (my money is on Tom)
3. George Lucas vs. Peter Jackson
4. Black Beard & Callico Jack vs. Captain Jack Sparrow & Will Turner
5. Cleopatra vs. Bodicca (The original diva vs. a real warrior queen)
6. Napoleon vs. Gary Coleman
7. Charlie Murphy vs. Dave Chappelle with Eddie Murphy as the special guest ref in a cage. (I smell a swerve)
8. George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln (Lincoln has the size and weight advantage but Washington has experience)
9. Main event: Superman & Batman vs. Captain America & Spiderman (We know who's going to carry this match)
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[quote name='HHH4EVER' post='1052753' date='Dec 19 2006, 02:52 PM']here's some real dream matches:
Freddy n Jason vs. BOD
Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson
Superman vs. Batista
Chucky vs. Little Bastard[/quote]
Hey that would be awesome!!
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Freddy, Jason, Chucky vs Kane, Undertaker, Boogeyman
Lita vs Paris Hilton, In a "first person to get shot match"
Michael "Kramer" Richards vs Cryme Tyme, Benjamin, Viscera, Henry, and Booker. Hell in A Cell
Ricky Bobby and Cal Nortin Jr. vs Lance and Cade (I like that one)
K-Fed vs John Cena vs Vanilla Ice, battle of the horrible white rappers
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[quote name='.:BoD:.' post='1053835' date='Dec 19 2006, 03:11 PM']K-Fed vs John Cena vs Vanilla Ice, battle of the horrible white rappers[/quote]

lol thats good

ive only got one

kenny(ss)vs kenny(souh park)

in a 1st guy to die match



(note south park kenny always loses)
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Guest .::Omarinho::.
[i][b]The Battle of the Overweights:[/b][/i]
Rikishi vs. Yokozuna

Stewie vs. Maggie

[i][b]The Battle of the Lookalikes:[/b][/i]
George Michael vs. Rico

Funaki vs. The World

MNM vs. Posh & Becks
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[quote name='HHH4EVER' post='1052753' date='Dec 18 2006, 11:52 PM']here's some real dream matches:
Freddy n Jason vs. BOD
Santa Claus vs. Big Dick Johnson
Superman vs. Batista
Chucky vs. Little Bastard[/quote]
lol :lol: the freddy n jason vs, BOD match would be awesome to watch :D
and basically what this guy said because his is so funny :P
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