Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Desert. *Censored* knows what I'll encounter in the Jungle, I'm not Mowgli nor Tarzan, I can't cope. Drink tap water from Flint, Michigan or use a public restroom for a number 2 at a McDonalds? In Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Use the bathroom for number 2 at McD's. Better something rife coming out of me than something rotten going inside me. Would you rather take your luck in a tank with a great white shark for 10 seconds or be in a cage with a tiger for the same amount of time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Tiger because if tiger wants to test, I'LL V-TRIGGER THE SIMBA OUT OF HIM MY BOYYYYYYY I'm aware of what is wrong with that statement. It's easier to move on land than in water, so I'm slightly more confident I'll be able to evade an attack from a tiger. Would you rather have a son or have a daughter? (Wow, a normal question, that's a first.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 This is such a ridiculous question. A son I guess since I can have more kids later I would think so. Would you rather be abducted by aliens from outer-space or be kidnapped for ransom by some violent Mexican drug cartel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNX Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Aliens. You have "violent" right there in the name. I don't think they're challenging you to a game of backgammon Kill a family of 4 or watch 8 of your closest friends and fam die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 No contest. Kill a family of 4. If given the choice I'd kill the oldest members and leave the kids alone while also "saving" my friends and family. Would you rather witness a murder up close or eat a plate full of dog doo doo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motown Saint Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Witness a murder. It would be easier than getting the tatse of doo doo out of your mouth. Would you rather go a round with Travis Brown, and if you survive, you can spend a night with Ronda, or get kick in balls by Ronaldo, but you get to spend a night with one of his former girlfriends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 I can't choose. Bagels or Bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spamming Nooblet Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Bread, I'm not really a bagels guy. Would you rather live forever or die painfully slow when your time comes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Bayley and Sasha. Seen that body on Bayley bro? She can sit on my face anyday. Would you rather kill the person you care about the most and get salvation for humanity in the process (think world peace and/or a way to avoid getting caught up in the inevitable demise of this planet / solar system when the sun dies) or have said person live out their live in absolute bliss, but humanity is doomed the second that person dies? No bullshit like "they die tomorrow" or anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motown Saint Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Bayley and Sasha. Seen that body on Bayley bro? She can sit on my face anyday. Would you rather kill the person you care about the most and get salvation for humanity in the process (think world peace and/or a way to avoid getting caught up in the inevitable demise of this planet / solar system when the sun dies) or have said person live out their live in absolute bliss, but humanity is doomed the second that person dies? No bullshit like "they die tomorrow" or anything like that. The 2nd option sounds like my life at the moment. I pick the 2nd one. Here's one: Eat 50 scotch eggs and wash it down with 2 cans of Vitmo for, or eat 5 orders of toads in a hole with fish and chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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