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101 - Unofficial Rules in WWE.


MikeM

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Did this eons ago somewhere and it ended up being pretty funny. So please post your "unwritten" rules of WWE.

 

1: When outnumbering a top babyface as part of a group, members of said group must attack only one at a time and then stay down until someone else has had their turn.

 

2: Despite it being blatantly obvious to even the 5 year old in the nosebleed seats, you must still be taken by surprise when a superstar hits a finishing move they've just done the taunt for.

 

3: During said taunt, you are also magically incapacitated.

 

4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back.

 

5: Similarly, if you are planning on throwing someone through the announcers' desk - it is common courtesy to remove anything on top of it first, regardless of the fact this takes about 10 seconds, during which your opponent is recovering.

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Gotta throw a clothesline at Cena after he hits you with 2 shoulder tackles.

 

Hell, everytime someone gets a hot tag you gotta take a move and jump right back up into the next, for some reason you're unable to stay down.


4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back.

 

The most glaring one is the sledgehammer, not only must you only aim for the torso but you have to put your hand in between the head of the sledgehammer and your opponent.

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Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London

It is though. Its genuinely not a big place.

Depends if 6+ hours is short

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Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London

It is though. Its genuinely not a big place.
Depends if 6+ hours is short

It is. I live on the south coast and I can drive to Scotland and get there before dark. Its long in relation to what we are used to, but think of all the massive countries in the world where driving somewhere can take days. Hell I drove to the south of Spain and it took 4 days. Think about that.

 

Also youre generalising Britain and England. Whenever theyre in Scotland, they make it known that theyre in Scotland and not just Britain and dont relate it to England very much. So if were talking about them saying everywhere in England is a short drive from London... they are not wrong.

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and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL

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well when theyre in europe they're gonna seem like "dumb americans" and whatever like they do every single time they say it. every time they do, reddit memes it to *Censored*

 

 

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and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL

Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country.

 

I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it.

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and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL

Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country.

 

I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it.

 

 

<--- is typical brit

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