MikeM Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Did this eons ago somewhere and it ended up being pretty funny. So please post your "unwritten" rules of WWE. 1: When outnumbering a top babyface as part of a group, members of said group must attack only one at a time and then stay down until someone else has had their turn. 2: Despite it being blatantly obvious to even the 5 year old in the nosebleed seats, you must still be taken by surprise when a superstar hits a finishing move they've just done the taunt for. 3: During said taunt, you are also magically incapacitated. 4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back. 5: Similarly, if you are planning on throwing someone through the announcers' desk - it is common courtesy to remove anything on top of it first, regardless of the fact this takes about 10 seconds, during which your opponent is recovering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Gotta throw a clothesline at Cena after he hits you with 2 shoulder tackles. Hell, everytime someone gets a hot tag you gotta take a move and jump right back up into the next, for some reason you're unable to stay down. 4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back. The most glaring one is the sledgehammer, not only must you only aim for the torso but you have to put your hand in between the head of the sledgehammer and your opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKhan18 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Whenever your opponent's manager climbs onto the ring apron and just stands there taunting, it is mandatory that you stop focusing on your opponent, and immediately run over and attempt to knock the manager off the apron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E#37 Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 You must stare into the distance during a backstage interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willows Way Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 The referees decision is final......unless we decide it isnt for certain occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Assaulting police & US Marshals is OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faster Than Light Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 All the no-named referees need to be made of glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Mallen Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 If you come from WCW or TNA, you must lose your first Mania You will never be tougher than a celebrity guest Watching a TV can only be done standing sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 USA is the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le` Baller Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Video of Neymar is required viewing for all bumps planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Whenever a babyface is outnumbered by heels, another babyface must ALWAYS come and help the other face for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London It is though. Its genuinely not a big place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from LondonIt is though. Its genuinely not a big place. Depends if 6+ hours is short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from LondonIt is though. Its genuinely not a big place.Depends if 6+ hours is short It is. I live on the south coast and I can drive to Scotland and get there before dark. Its long in relation to what we are used to, but think of all the massive countries in the world where driving somewhere can take days. Hell I drove to the south of Spain and it took 4 days. Think about that. Also youre generalising Britain and England. Whenever theyre in Scotland, they make it known that theyre in Scotland and not just Britain and dont relate it to England very much. So if were talking about them saying everywhere in England is a short drive from London... they are not wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 To the rest of the World the distances in Europe really aren't that impressive. I could spontanousely decide to get to Italy today and still be back before tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 well when theyre in europe they're gonna seem like "dumb americans" and whatever like they do every single time they say it. every time they do, reddit memes it to *Censored* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country. I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country. I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it. <--- is typical brit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Half Brit, but whatever. Not the point, you are being ignorant as much as you think they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 I was referring to me as Brit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeM Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 All the no-named referees need to be made of glass Also applies to a superstar as a guest referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Wtf was the point in bumping this thread, we have the other one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeM Posted October 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Wtf was the point in bumping this thread, we have the other one... We do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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