JGPLX. Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I sometimes get pins and needles in my legs, anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I sometimes get pins and needles in my legs, anyone else? Only when I've been sat there too long, which is like 90% of my shit sessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I sometimes get pins and needles in my legs, anyone else? Only when I've been sat there too long, which is like 90% of my shit sessions. Yep. Sometimes I've even gotten a charlie horse from sitting too long which sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conundrum Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I do enjoy the feeling of a naked shit, as much as the next guy, but Im just too lazy to take my clothes off. If its a long enough one, I will kick my pants off while Im sitting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just saying, this topic is the most 'on topic' anyones ever been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just saying, this topic is the most 'on topic' anyones ever been Nothing brings people together and in focus better than toilet stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I happened to stumble across this topic and I must say that it is pure entertainment. I went through and read every post and I swear I laughed until I cried. But back on topic. I'm a big guy so the sitting method just doesn't work. So I'm a stander. It's just more comfortable that way. I also have a buddy who told me he gets completely naked, stands up on the toilet, squats and then shits that way. Also he never uses toilet paper. He showers after he shits and if he can't shower after he shits then he just holds it until he gets to somewhere where he can. The whole holding it part has got to be doing him harm. But I'm baffled by the not wiping at all. So you get in the shower, stick your hand in your shitty asshole and clean it that way? He is my buddy but he is a strange one. That reminds me. I don't poop enough. Like I don't know how many times people here poop per day on average, but I sometimes go days without pooping and I'm sure it's doing damage someway, somehow. Also, if I take a shower after a shit, I wash my ass like that too. Not inside the asshole, just the area around the asshole. But sometimes I finger myself, slide like 17 percent of my index finger in there and just twirl until it's not greasy, but rubbery, that's how I know it's clean. Can't use a washcloth for that, I use that for my face. It's much harder to get residue scheisse out of washcloths man, why would anyone use them for that purpose, is my question? Only until at the very end do I use them for my ass tbh, when I know I won't leave anything behind. ------------------------------------- Oh yeah, general question, what was like the biggest shit you've ever had? I remember this one time, I had a shit that was so goddamn big, I had to get up a bit to carry on pooping because it reached the bottom of the toilet seat and it would not move further. Like I was connected to my toilet with one massive poop cylinder. I don't have one of those toilets where you drop a deuce straight into the water, but one of those platform ones where you need to flush to take it to the front, which can be annoying, because it sticks sometimes and then you'd have to be quick and grab the brush before it stops flushing and you have to wait forever for the water to refill before you can flush again. If you're at someone's house, you can't leave the *censored*ing toilet until you can flush again, so you're stuck. Eventually the host knocks on the door, "is everything alright in there"? First of all bitch, I can't poop if you're talking to me, I don't like having an audience. Second of all, I can't ever explain my entire situation like that. And I can't blame it on the food you prepared either. And I'm a dick if I say I ate before coming to yours too. So that's why I have a "stomach virus" now. 10 minutes later, I can finally flush and I'm free until you meet again with the group in the living room staring at you like you're a disease, 10 mins means the smell wretched into your clothes and to them you are the poop and you realize you just jumped from one prison into another. Existence is pain. But yeah, my poop was so big, it stretched across the entire toilet bowl, I even took a picture, I was so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlterNation Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I wipe with a good ol' rag on a stick. Or 4 ply toilet paper. Whichever's there. Just saying, this topic is the most 'on topic' anyones ever been Shit truly brings people together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I happened to stumble across this topic and I must say that it is pure entertainment. I went through and read every post and I swear I laughed until I cried. But back on topic. I'm a big guy so the sitting method just doesn't work. So I'm a stander. It's just more comfortable that way. I also have a buddy who told me he gets completely naked, stands up on the toilet, squats and then shits that way. Also he never uses toilet paper. He showers after he shits and if he can't shower after he shits then he just holds it until he gets to somewhere where he can. The whole holding it part has got to be doing him harm. But I'm baffled by the not wiping at all. So you get in the shower, stick your hand in your shitty asshole and clean it that way? He is my buddy but he is a strange one. Pretty sure you just copied JohnEBlud's story from one of the nL streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just saying, this topic is the most 'on topic' anyones ever been Nothing brings people together and in focus better than toilet stories. So what you're saying is that....everything comes down to poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 From the top of your head, to the soul of your shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirky Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I happened to stumble across this topic and I must say that it is pure entertainment. I went through and read every post and I swear I laughed until I cried. But back on topic. I'm a big guy so the sitting method just doesn't work. So I'm a stander. It's just more comfortable that way. I also have a buddy who told me he gets completely naked, stands up on the toilet, squats and then shits that way. Also he never uses toilet paper. He showers after he shits and if he can't shower after he shits then he just holds it until he gets to somewhere where he can. The whole holding it part has got to be doing him harm. But I'm baffled by the not wiping at all. So you get in the shower, stick your hand in your shitty asshole and clean it that way? He is my buddy but he is a strange one. So I've found the one person they aimed this sign at from work. Thought they were bantering but it's actually a real thing... well shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 That pun was shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just saying, this topic is the most 'on topic' anyones ever been not surprised. There's no reason for anyone to go off topic here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Hey, what do you guys think of the new iPhone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Hey, what do you guys think of the new iPhone? It's the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Hey, what do you guys think of the new iPhone? It's the shit. It's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Hey, what do you guys think of the new iPhone? It's the shit. It's shit. iShit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 But what about it's intuitive design and user-friendly interface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Hey, what do you guys think of the new iPhone? It's the shit. It's shit. iShit Sat down or standing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Random and off-topic, but I once wasn't able to poop for like 5 weeks and it was painful. Got time off from school to get shit done. Was in the final days of my middle-step (hard to translate a school system...) school life. Everyone was being all sentimental and I just couldn't give a shit. My body weakened, but my pun game was strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 5 days was my longest. Went to Download festival and didn't go at all while I was there. That five hour car ride home was a bit dicey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 5 weeks? That's potentially fatal, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King RyderFan Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 5 weeks? That's potentially fatal, isn't it? Is a very crappy way to go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conundrum Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 I think my longest without going is like 2 or 3 days. Nothing too bad, but still probably not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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