Ollie The Magic Bum Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Settle this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You can't really sit to wipe your ass cuz then your whole arm would have to go inside the toilet bowl, unless you take a shit freely in your backyard that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie The Magic Bum Posted December 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 See thats what Im saying. I was always terrified to touch the poo water when I was little and just naturally stood up to do it. But my friends got into a drunk discussion and apparently Im a goddamn freak of nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yeah I once got laughed at for saying I can pee without touching my weiner. Really easy stuff but everyone's like "that's impossbile". Not impossible when it's pretty much just sticking out basically pointing at the urinal, no need to grab it all up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You can't really sit to wipe your ass cuz then your whole arm would have to go inside the toilet bowl, unless you take a shit freely in your backyard that is.pretty much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 See thats what Im saying. I was always terrified to touch the poo water when I was little and just naturally stood up to do it. But my friends got into a drunk discussion and apparently Im a goddamn freak of nature Wait you guys don't flush directly after you shit? Don't stand to wipe, more like hover over the bowl after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Y'all are *censored*ing weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I stay sat down, though usually stand towards the end to make sure it's fully wiped. So both I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Now THIS is a goddamn poll. That's what I'm talking about, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 berniekill, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? What are you a girl or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? What are you a girl or something? Are you in kindergarten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? What are you a girl or something? Are you in kindergarten? You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 This thread getting too heated, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 This thread getting too heated, lol. Lol. No one can even get along in an ass wiping debate. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 The vote count is actually closer than I thought it'd be... Rigged! One thing I want to be known is I don't just wipe my own ass, I CLEAN myself. If possible I use soap, I ain't just gonna be walking around all dirty and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 i reverse cowgirl the bowl then do a grudge walk off the bowl and wipe while performing a one arm handstand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Dreadful Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 i reverse cowgirl the bowl then do a grudge walk off the bowl and wipe while performing a one arm handstand ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 i reverse cowgirl the bowl then do a grudge walk off the bowl and wipe while performing a one arm handstand We're again gonna need to add to the vote selection now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? What are you a girl or something? Are you in kindergarten?You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled. I sit down when I pee, my jimmies are always rustled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Is it so hard to lean to the side while you're sitting down? What are you a girl or something? Are you in kindergarten?You do realize it was a joke, right? This isn't exactly the topic to let your jimmies get rustled.I sit down when I pee, my jimmies are always rustled. I guess so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlterNation Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Sit. Auto-spread dem cheeks. How much water is in your toilet bowl that you worry you might touch your shit??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?Lol, if you thought the politics thread was bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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