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so this is the story all about how

my life got flipped turned upside down

i'd like for you to take a minute and sit right there

and i'll tell you how my kid got eaten by an alligatair (work with me)

 

in a long year of work

i just got a raise

in swampy east florida

spending vacation days

 

chillin out maxin out relaxing all cool

left my kid to play at the pool

when a couple of reptiles were up to no good

and one of them thought "here's my gator food"

 

he took one little bite and my kid got scared

they said: didnt you see the sign it says "no swimming" right there

 

i whistled to the sheriff and when he came near

he said "dumb *Censored*, gators swim all the time around here"

 

if anything, it's clear that this guy's a hater

i said: "this is disney, we can still save my kid from that gator"

 

they. pulled. up on my house around 7 or 8.

and said "sir, we have found little Peter"

"this is his head, the other parts will come later"

"i'm sorry to say, your kid got ate by a gator"

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What is the past tense of Jav? Javed? Javing? Javanus?

 

#Nailedit.

 

becoming more active now? :o

 

 

So, few days with an iPhone and I'm mightily unimpressed. Peeved too, as I didn't know what I'd be losing making the switch. One good thing though is that the performance is pretty good. And smooth. Like Muur flirting with limit.

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