Muzzle Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I once tipped a stripped with a Filet-O-Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDGEHEAD15 Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I like Coldplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damjan Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I once tipped a stripped with a Filet-O-Fish. Hmmmm, I wonder where you got that from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam The Dude Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I hate snapbacks, that whole trend and I think anyone who uses the word "swag" is a dumbf*ck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPetFb6MlSY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarFigures Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I got beat up by a nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA_Slick Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I got beat up by a nerd. did he take ur lunch $ 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacrilegium Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I hate snapbacks, that whole trend I confess I have no idea what a "snapback" is. OK, I Googled it. Hats? Disappointed. The word sounds like it would be a "comeback insult" or something. Like if you snap on somebody's mom, they might hit you with a snapback that'd make your head spin. Yo. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO' 20 King Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I had drunk sex with my best girl friend on new years, we agreed we'll go out while we were drunk but when we were sober we acted like nothing happened, but I actually like her...and so does one of my best friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedRocket Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I'm all about takin funds, I'm a stone villain.. Known for killin and rapin nuns. I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches. Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallySam Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I *censored*ING HATE MY BEST FRIEND'S GF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 When I was a kid I thought Pennsylvania was the american name for Transilvania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I like Seth MacFarlane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlterNation Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Oh holiest of bumps. I don't like The Beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy. Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I don't like Green Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faster Than Light Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I like Seth MacFarlane. A lot of people do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyriqz ✪ Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I have never seen Lion King. Now let the quotes come in, I've won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I have never seen Lion King. Now let the quotes come in, I've won. Me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I am not Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Sy™ Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I haven't seen any Lord of the Rings movie. I will soon though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack. Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I have never seen Lion King. Me either or Toy Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IɳFamous Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 I recently had a wax done on my chest and back and I shave my legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Moon Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 The other day I could have had sex with my friends girlfriend while he was two feet away from the two of us with his face buried into Minecraft. Instead, it was just a night spent giving her a very long massage, bareback and bra unhooked. Again with him two feet away giving no shits bout his gf being felt up. <. < Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROSS-Out Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 I love my best friend like a brother, but him CONSTANTLY (over 20 times a *censored*ing day) posting religious crap on my facebook makes me want to punch him in the face. the goddamn face, in fact. I know, I know. Stupid confession, probably just want to vent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNFNS Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 The other day I could have had sex with my friends girlfriend while he was two feet away from the two of us with his face buried into Minecraft. Instead, it was just a night spent giving her a very long massage, bareback and bra unhooked. Again with him two feet away giving no shits bout his gf being felt up. <. < You should've did it just because he was playing Minecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Moon Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 The other day I could have had sex with my friends girlfriend while he was two feet away from the two of us with his face buried into Minecraft. Instead, it was just a night spent giving her a very long massage, bareback and bra unhooked. Again with him two feet away giving no shits bout his gf being felt up. <. < You should've did it just because he was playing Minecraft. I wont deny that it was tempting.. I was interested in going for it. It wasnt like he didnt see her sitting all up in my lap playing pokemon ontop of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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