Generations Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I had a nice burger at our local Pinecone. Nothing beats a good burger. This is a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEF Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just got my first tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Figured out how to move the windows clock from my left monitor to my right one. Always bothered me that I couldn't see what time it was when I was streaming Xbox games on my left screen. Now that problem is solved. Not to mention...it just looks cleaner with that stuff far off to the actual end of the screen, not just chilling in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Kicked a soccer ball around with a friend for a hour today for the first time since i broke my rib two weeks ago. Just worked on my left foot and some ball control with a few shots mixed in. Legs feel heavy but i feel great. Can't put any power into my kicks still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Somewhat dogged a bullet(not a real one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Got a good feel of this cute hostess at work. She lost a credit card for one of the customers and was looking in the trash for it, so she was bent over and there was no way to get around her. So I was just like "I'm gonna squeeze past you here"...and totally ground up on her. Put my hand on her lower back too. Annnnd that was the first time I touched a woman. Not really, but yeah...one of those little moments that made my day considerably better. This chick is just *censored*ing adorable...but she's like barely 18. No official moves can be made...just little "accidental" ones. Anyway, I really did need to squeeze against her to get past. Wasn't just being a perv. Merely recognized an opportunity and took it...for all of mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack. Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Should've ate her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Something tells me that would be frowned upon in the work place...but I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 "for all of mankind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grenade. Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 18 is fair game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Got a good feel of this cute hostess at work. She lost a credit card for one of the customers and was looking in the trash for it, so she was bent over and there was no way to get around her. So I was just like "I'm gonna squeeze past you here"...and totally ground up on her. Put my hand on her lower back too. Annnnd that was the first time I touched a woman. Not really, but yeah...one of those little moments that made my day considerably better. This chick is just *censored*ing adorable...but she's like barely 18. No official moves can be made...just little "accidental" ones. Anyway, I really did need to squeeze against her to get past. Wasn't just being a perv. Merely recognized an opportunity and took it...for all of mankind. Not creepy in the least bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 That post made my day, and it's barely noon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Got a good feel of this cute hostess at work. She lost a credit card for one of the customers and was looking in the trash for it, so she was bent over and there was no way to get around her. So I was just like "I'm gonna squeeze past you here"...and totally ground up on her. Put my hand on her lower back too. Annnnd that was the first time I touched a woman. Not really, but yeah...one of those little moments that made my day considerably better. This chick is just *censored*ing adorable...but she's like barely 18. No official moves can be made...just little "accidental" ones. Anyway, I really did need to squeeze against her to get past. Wasn't just being a perv. Merely recognized an opportunity and took it...for all of mankind. Not creepy in the least bit. If being creepy is against the law, then lock me up. Wait, no...don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Unless your dick rubbed against her butt, you failed. Creepy old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Unless your dick rubbed against her butt, you failed. Creepy old man. Oh, it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 *Censored* yeah How was her ass? firm, flabby, big, tiny, bony, or? wait, why am I asking you this? nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Got a good feel of this cute hostess at work. She lost a credit card for one of the customers and was looking in the trash for it, so she was bent over and there was no way to get around her. So I was just like "I'm gonna squeeze past you here"...and totally ground up on her. Put my hand on her lower back too. Annnnd that was the first time I touched a woman. Not really, but yeah...one of those little moments that made my day considerably better. This chick is just *censored*ing adorable...but she's like barely 18. No official moves can be made...just little "accidental" ones. Anyway, I really did need to squeeze against her to get past. Wasn't just being a perv. Merely recognized an opportunity and took it...for all of mankind. This reminds me of high school dances. Just being in giant sweaty pits with my horny classmates grinding up on the clothed asses of underaged girls for three hours straight. I can still feel the hormones. Best part of high school for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 You Americans and your school dances. Isn't a thing here. I wouldn't have gone to them anyway. I missed out on all the fun of not being asked to be a dance date or whatever : O We did have a prom though, that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam the d00d Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 All I know about British High School is from The Inbetweeners. They say clunge. Love that word, man. Clunge. Rolls of the tongue so nicely. Clunge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 What does that even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faster Than Light Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Apparently it means vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 *Censored*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 All I know about British High School is from The Inbetweeners. They say clunge. Love that word, man. Clunge. Rolls of the tongue so nicely. Clunge. We don't say clunge anywhere near as much as it's said in The Inbetweeners, although the show is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Got my ticket to go see Benfica against Zenit for the Champions League. Let's hope we *censored*en win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustacio Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I had a nice burger at our local Pinecone. Nothing beats a good burger. This is a fact. two good burgers you idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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