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Booty-Os, the breakfast cereal popularized by WWE faction The New Day, has been pulled from store shelves after testing by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) revealed large amounts of ICOPRO and other suspicious chemicals.

 

Although marketed as a nutritious and delicious way of making sure you ain’t booty, the cereal appears to have been concocted out of expired products from World Wrestling Entertainment’s Connecticut warehouse.

 

In addition to ICOPRO — a bodybuilding supplement shilled during Vince McMahon’s ill-fated and strangely erotic WBF venture — testing of Booty-Os revealed traces of other substances including:

 

– Buddy Rose’s “Blow Away Diet” powder
– Ingredients from WWF Ice Cream Bars
– Pulverized unicorn horns
– Baby oil and spray-tanner
– Godwinn slop

 

According to a report issued by the FDA this morning, “ingesting Booty-Os could make one nauseous and, if consumed in large quantities, booty.”

 

http://www.kayfabenews.com/booty-os-banned-fda-testing-detects-dangerous-amounts-ico-pro/

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Just ordered a Sami Zayn and Balor Club shirt. Weird to think after all these years that's the first purchase I've ever made when it comes to WWE shirts.

I sort of know that feeling. The first Kevin Owens NXT shirt was the first shirt I ever ordered from WWE shop.

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Guest Fight Me.

Wish the blue text on the back was more to the middle...it bothers me that it's so close to their names lol. But I do like it more than the last shirt they had.

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