Crowley Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 I came up with the idea for this thread while playing EWR. Anytime I poach one of WWE's wrestlers in the game, I like to keep things realistic by changing their name just like promoters need to do in real life. For some reason, I've become very obsessive about this. I don't care about how realistic any other aspect of the game is, but I absolutely must change Shawn Michaels's name to Michael Shawn, or else the whole experience will be ruined for some reason. It's very silly. Basically, I want you to help me come up with new names for WWE wrestlers. I'm not expecting many serious answers, but a few here and there would be nice just to improve my fantasy booking experience. Come up with a new name for the wrestler above, and then suggest a different WWE wrestler for the next guy to rename. I'll start. Hornswoggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Silly midget. Rusev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Swornhoggle Woodbreaker Heath Slater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Counting Lights Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Rusev -> Boris Alexandrovich Heath Slater -> Sebastian Miller(mix of previous ring names) Next.... Jack Swagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUncommonLegend Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Rusev -> Boris Alexandrovich Heath Slater -> Sebastian Miller(mix of previous ring names) Next.... Jack Swagger His real name would be enough. Jake Hager. Throwing out 3 superstars 1. Dolph Ziggler 2. David Otunga 3. Ryback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St★rstruck Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dolph Ziggler = Jack Swagger...or any random first name with the last name "Swagger" (being serious) Dean Ambrose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 "Mean" Dean Amox Seth Rollins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted October 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Rusev -> Boris Alexandrovich Heath Slater -> Sebastian Miller(mix of previous ring names) Next.... Jack Swagger His real name would be enough. Jake Hager. Throwing out 3 superstars 1. Dolph Ziggler 2. David Otunga 3. Ryback I've just discovered that David Otunga is actually his real name, so you wouldn't even have to change it. I never knew this until now. I wonder why they didn't change his name for NXT meanwhile other guys got saddled with such great names as Lucky Cannon and Michael McGillicutty. As for Ryback, I always liked the Silverback nickname he used on Tough Enough. It's generic as hell, but I like it and even still occasionally think of him as "The Silverback." There's a serious shortage of old school, gimmicky names like that in wrestling these days. "Mean" Dean Amox Nice. Mean, WOOOOOOOOOooo, BY GOD, DEAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drive slow Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Seth Rollins = Ty Lopez Roman Reigns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generations Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Roman Reigns = Norma Singer. It's an anagram. I'll let myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Oh Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Since a new one wasn't picked after Roman, I'll do a couple Bo Dallas...Mo Houston Apex Predator Randy Orton...Pinnacle Prowler Randall Orkin Next... Big E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirky Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Big D or Smart Athletic Friend. Sheamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasmagore Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Conan "The Barbarian" O'Bryan Brock Lesnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapor Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Bork Laser ... just had to Christian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Blue Dot Cage Rusev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJeds Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Boris Putin Edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drive slow Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Rusev = Alexander the Great Edge = Edgar lol Cesaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wallie B Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Claudio Castagnoli Next: Emma Fandango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 More of a game than anything, moving to fun & games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brahma Bull Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Salsa. Kane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drive slow Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Brimstone Bray Wyatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squall Leonheart Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 The Beard of Truth. Rey Mysterio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wallie B Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Rey Mysterio Jr. Next: Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX. Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Inferno CM Punk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapor Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Chicago Punk R-Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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