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Saw one YouTube comment which claimed that the WWE is actually owned by the Anoa'i family, the McMahons are there just for the facade. That's why Yokozuna and Umaga died so young, they were trying to tell the truth about the company, so they were killed :facepalm:

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From The Undertaker vs John Cena on YouTube (Their 2004 match):

- "KOHN CENA COULD HAGE WON STUPID UNDER TAKER TOOK DOWN THE REF AND USED THE CHANE NECLECE AND WON"

- "undertaker sucks he cheated you cant use a steel chain in a normal match also undertaker sucks"

- "undertaker rotten dead waste garbage?"

- "undertaker a cheater, you deserve that what brock did with you..?"

- "UNDAERTAKER IS A DICK FUKIN CHEATER"

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Saw one YouTube comment which claimed that the WWE is actually owned by the Anoa'i family, the McMahons are there just for the facade. That's why Yokozuna and Umaga died so young, they were trying to tell the truth about the company, so they were killed :facepalm:

I once saw a quack on there claim Vince was Daniel Beniot's real father and that he had them all killed. Said lunatic is also a racist who hates every race except Africans, thinks the "secret order/Illuminati" control the WWE and a whole list of other crackpot theories.

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"Good let that clown stay there in wwe he was a fool in the ufc Brock full of crock lesner was a whine bag oh my diverculitis hurts it's the hurting game sucka he didn't man up and he lost a handful of times whaa whaa whaa great news for the ufc fans and crock please stay out of the UFC..."

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One thing that always got me was how people were confident that Abyss and Kane was the same guy, because "mask" I guess. Also that Masked Kane and Unmasked Kane were two different people.

Found this gem that thoroughly debunks it, though.

Glenn Jacobs , you can see his chin and his muscles , it's him.


EDIT: On the topic of Kane. Every time he takes time off with injury or something, he always comes back in top shape - then slowly gets chubby and pale again. Annoying as *Censored*, cause he wrecks shop every time he returns.

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Was coming to post that... Oh well,who's ready for comments on diva's/knockout's IG pages?




Nikki's IG


"I wanna have sex with u xx @thenikkibella"

Okay that doesn't count since 85% or possibly lower than that of male wrestling fans would smash if they had a shot :lol:

*kanye shrug*


Alright here we go,all three are from the same guy kid. Think this takes the title of this thread.

"Everyone stop fighting she's mine come at me I'll fight all of u for her"

"Which one of you want a piece of me"

"Lamont back me up here @turnup_kingepicmonty"


The kid's buddy... Uh oh

"Ok back off Nikki everyone Ali lets go and do her @lunatic_fringe_"


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These two *Censored*s got THE SAME matching IG profile pics :lol: FOH


"AI *Censored* the shit out of you" *emoji here,here and here*


"kik? lol *emoji here*


"HEY MAY LOVE HELLO SEXY 45K? *emoji here,here and here*

:lol: Tf dude?


"I you want me to sleep with you ok works with me"


"Hot *emoji here,here and here* Imma eat u out *emoji here*


"Show boobs and ass plz *emoji here,here,here,here,here and here* @thenikkibella


"Im gonna kiss you're buns"


"I wan your boobs... *emoji here*


"Nice boobs can I suck them"


"Let me see your tits"


"I want to give my cum in your ass and pussy"


“Nikki you need to come to Pittsburgh and suck my dick”


Next three are from a kid


“Big hit boobs”

“No shirt on to see *Censored* hot boobs”

“What is your number hoy stuff?”

:facepalm: Where the parents at?


"I luv pussy can I have urs and take off the bra cuz I wanna see ur tits baby!!!!! <3 <3 "


"Your boobs i wanna suck them like xena"


"Is *Censored* the shit out of you sorry cena i love you but she's damn *emoji here,here and here*

"sorry cena i love you"rub6mw.png


"damn boobs damn bod and good panties can you have sex"


"Just post a selfie with the tub top off once pls"


mini convo between two randoms


"Do u have a kik @thenikkibella"

"No but she has Lots of diltos"

:facepalm:

"What's diltos? *insert IG name here*




Paige IG


"U and rosa go out y'all be *Censored* u lick..."

Not PG for this site


"do you ever *censored*in reply paige??? i *censored*ing love you"


"I bet you have great nipples. I'm drunk"

Well at least he was honest.


"Nice boosb"


"#GiveBoobiesAChance"

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"Damn Paige I was hoping I would get a shot to ask u out on a date. I think if u would have met me U would defiantly take a chance:) I have had the biggest crush on u for the longest time. U are sooooo fine and gorgeous and now UR taken this sux u were the only reason I watch wrestling and all UR qualities make the perfect women in my eyes that I have always admired and dug about you *cry emoji here* peace!"


Think that's enough for Paige.


Brooke Tess IG


"You look gorgeous @realbrookeadams . Will you please be my girlfriend"


"Number please"


"Wish you were still in Tna"

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Seriously?


"@realbrookeadams I would love to joint you on the beach"


"You pretty as hell women texts me *dude put his number here* so we can talk"


Kaitlyn/Celeste's IG


"Dang girl what's your phone number"


"I Restock dat ass"


These two are from the same dude

"Sexy" *eight emojis*

"I want to eat u up"


"Sexy are you on kik"


"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it." . RB



Done for now.




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For everyone who is an idiot John Cena has had ruthless aggression and still does
1.hit Brock lesnar in face with chain
2.did an attitude adjustment to the beast on steel steps
3. Owned the attitude era
4.challenged bray Wyatt to a match at extreme rules 2014
5.beat bray Wyatt at wrestlemania
6. Randy Orton rivelery
7.threw edge into a lake
8.attacked the whole nexus
9.has held the wwe championship a lot
10. And is way more strong, badass, and better than you.?

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For everyone who is an idiot John Cena has had ruthless aggression and still does

1.hit Brock lesnar in face with chain

2.did an attitude adjustment to the beast on steel steps

3. Owned the attitude era

4.challenged bray Wyatt to a match at extreme rules 2014

5.beat bray Wyatt at wrestlemania

6. Randy Orton rivelery

7.threw edge into a lake

8.attacked the whole nexus

9.has held the wwe championship a lot

10. And is way more strong, badass, and better than you.?

 

wat

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For everyone who is an idiot John Cena has had ruthless aggression and still does

1.hit Brock lesnar in face with chain

2.did an attitude adjustment to the beast on steel steps

3. Owned the attitude era

4.challenged bray Wyatt to a match at extreme rules 2014

5.beat bray Wyatt at wrestlemania

6. Randy Orton rivelery

7.threw edge into a lake

8.attacked the whole nexus

9.has held the wwe championship a lot

10. And is way more strong, badass, and better than you.?

wat

Dafuq

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For everyone who is an idiot John Cena has had ruthless aggression and still does

1.hit Brock lesnar in face with chain

2.did an attitude adjustment to the beast on steel steps

3. Owned the attitude era

4.challenged bray Wyatt to a match at extreme rules 2014

5.beat bray Wyatt at wrestlemania

6. Randy Orton rivelery

7.threw edge into a lake

8.attacked the whole nexus

9.has held the wwe championship a lot

10. And is way more strong, badass, and better than you.?

 

.... Why. Just..... why. I'mma go drown myself.

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Cold Stone

He gives his opponents delicious ice cream, then he stuns them to hell.

I remember Mike Tyson would accidently keep calling him that when they first met. :lol:

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Lmao at Gay Wyatt & Fatt Lardy. There's two I never heard before.

 

Really? When Matt started gaining weight, people called him "Fatt Lardy" all the time, even here.

 

 

And it was annoying as hell too.

 

Reminds me of that Ebola shit that goes on now.

 

Which makes no *censored*ing sense in the first place.

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dolp ziggler

 

Let's go zigglet

 

»Sheamus«Worrest Fellow in the "New look"&»Badnews barret« 'Always 'worrest fellow' to Me &All of to!

 

"Daniel"&"Ziggler"Please »Revange on »Sheamus&Badnews waste fellow"!

 

Brock looks Cool With He's Wife or Girlfriend.. He's the one of the must unbeatable wrestler.. the beast (Referring to a photo of Brock with Charlotte)

 

Yo dolph I am yours die heart fan

 

Dolph will win if he sees this comment this is wat you shud do when the Mach has started go out of the ring let Bryan barret and shamus rip echother apart and the zig zag the champ and pin 1 2 3

 

Brock kick

 

dhalph i love you

 

Next years hall of fame will be bugs bunny, will smith and Mr ed.

 

Roman Rieng is a power house

 

big show u ar waste love ya roman rings

 

I hit big show ,seth Rollings n his security n e so call authority john cena grp goooooooo e sky is yr limit

 

John your my bast frinds i love you john

 

Brock u are no beast because that role is already taken by JOHN CENA

 

to be frank, i love 5 people in the world.god, my family, my love(boyfreind), michael jackson & brock lessar.

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