nick e nielsens Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 hell-o ladies and gentlemen i am nick e nielsens, owner/creator/ceo of THE WORLD BODYBAG LEAGUE, an atypical wrestling promotion built on the core values of violence, bloodshed, carnage, debauchery, chaos and lunacy ::: miller lowlife the current WBL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, miller lowlife embodies everything it means to be a violent hooligan one day, miller decided he needed some money a few hours later, he was being escorted into the back of a cop car the charge? robbing an old lady at point blank range with a golf club by the time he reached adulthood, the lowlife had already seen the inside a dozen different prison cells cast aside by society as just another career loser, miller found his home in the wbl where he is renowned for his brutal wrestling style, ferocious mic work and unrelenting insubordination towards figures of authority ::: 7 mile greg perhaps the wbl's top star, seven mile greg is a man who was put on this planet to bash in brains, break the law & win world titles when he connects, his viscous right hand is one of the deadliest blows in the entire galaxy ::: necrohammer as a child, necrohammer murdered his friends and buried them in his backyard as an adult, nothing has really changed the only being in the wbl perhaps more wicked than necrohammer is his right hand man, fatalahashka together, they form ORDER OF THE BEAST these two twisted individuals would love nothing more than to see all of humanity completely incinerated ::: the royal dushbags on the opposite end of the spectrum are delta beta dushbag and brody tyler these 2 men NEED humanity to continue because without it, there would be no one to give them attention without attention, they would immediately cease to exist currently, the pair are enrolled in a local community college where delta beta dushbag has started his own fraternity and brody tyler has joined the football team as backup punter ::: the beserker the beserker has 2 brain cells: one for riding a motorcycle and one for kicking people's teeth in ::: killgore when killgore showed up the wbl, we asked him to describe himself to us then we took one look at the word KILL tattooed on his forehead and realized we had all the information we needed ::: the bayou brawler in the 80s, the bayou brawler spent his days fighting 20 foot alligators in the swamps of pearl river, mississippi "just for the hell of it" according to legend, he never lost once nowadays, he has turned his attention towards the world bodybag league his intentions are unknown, but one thing is clear: someone is gonna get their block knocked off ::: cesar consuelo one half of the current tag team champions, cesar consuelo is a man of exquisite taste he only relishes in the finest of cars, women, minks, caviar & most importantly... championship gold ::: golden thunder golden thunder is a man who looks, feels and smells like a world champion the problem isn't he still hasn't won one lately, he's been taking out his frustrations on a gentlemen by the name of steve stallion will thunder ever taste a world title??? steve stallion better hope so ::: http://worldbodybags.tumblr.com/ click the above link to follow the official world bodybag blog where you can find full roster information, download the wbl app for android phones, read full ppv history of the league and more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick e nielsens Posted September 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 made some changes to this first post also HD VERSION HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 These guys are cool. My only question is, does Miller Lowlife grant wishes for make a wish foundation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick e nielsens Posted September 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 we tried setting up miller with a sick child dying of a fatal disease midway through the kid's wish he hit him with his finishing movie we haven't asked him for anything since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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