Crowley Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Daniel Bryan and Husky Harris became close friends during their time on NXT. When Bryan is fired after the tie-choking incident, he starts tinkering around with an idea for a time machine. At some point Bryan, still upset over his firing, mentions the idea to Harris and reveals his plan to become the most popular and successful wrestler of all time by stealing the future’s greatest gimmicks. He tells Harris that the machine works but he believes it is too dangerous to be used due to its potential side effects on the user’s brain. Harris tells Bryan to destroy it, arguing that he should focus on training and improving himself in the ring because simply becoming popular with the fans by using the machine would not guarantee victory. Bryan refuses to destroy it because he believes that the machine is his greatest work and instead asks Harris to keep it away from him so that he will not be tempted to use it. Harris agrees and swears never to use the machine himself. However, after a punt to the head by Randy Orton, Harris is not thinking clearly. Unbeknownst to Bryan, Harris uses the machine to travel far into both the past and future. After years of journeying across time and space, Harris has experienced severe psychological side effects. He finds himself stranded and confused in the Louisiana bayou, where he is taken in by a mysterious Sister Abigail. Harris comes to believe that his true identity is that of messianic figure Bray Wyatt, and that his life as Husky Harris was an illusion. Wyatt returns to April 2012, killing and replacing the Husky Harris of that time (hence why Wyatt claims he is “already dead”). He soon debuts in WWE with newly acquired followers Luke Harper and Erik Rowan. As he witnesses Bryan’s considerable WWE success, Wyatt becomes suspicious. He kidnaps Bryan and confronts him. He discovers that Bryan had built a second time machine and traveled into the future, where he stole the “YES!” catchphrase from future universally loved mega-face Bo Dallas. Bryan had even gone far enough to plant the seeds for the catchphrase in the past. Wyatt and Bryan’s feud culminates on the final Raw of 2013, where Bryan finally admits that Bray was right and that no matter how much he got the fans to cheer for him, the machine would never let him win. The two men agree to destroy their machines, but as they attempt to do so, one of the machines malfunctions, sending Bryan into the past. Bryan uses his knowledge of wrestling to obtain a job with the World Wrestling Federation, which he uses as an opportunity to steal cables and other technology to build a new time machine and return to the present, where he and Bray Wyatt can not only put an end to the chaos caused by their adventures across time, but also combine forces to achieve the kinds of wrestling success that Bryan could never have achieved by ripping off future Bo Dallas. - Djinder Unhindered, reddit IRREFUTABLE VIDEO EVIDENCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLzloHRyH8 SEE 6:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 LMAO Crowley...Even when you quote stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King RyderFan Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That is the best thing I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poe Øhlin Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 *Claps* I know it's January, but I think we have our post of the year right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-3:16 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Dreadful Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 OMFG ROFLMAO!!!!! they should use this as the storyline HAHAHAHAHA. the 'video evidence' is pure icing on the cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ömniscieɳce® Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 *Claps* I know it's January, but I think we have our post of the year right here. No doubts about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Jesus Christ what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-3:16 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I can't watch their stuff anymore without imagining this storyline now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJeds Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Greatest thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oresama Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That's some CHIKARA shit right there and who was in CHIKARA? Only Luke Harper. Great read though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 OMFG That's some CHIKARA shit right there and who was in CHIKARA? Only Luke Harper. Great read though. Bryan was in CHIKARA too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack. Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Who tf is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 "You screwed Bo!" chants for Bray Wyatt & D-Bry vs. Usos on next Raw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oresama Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 OMFG That's some CHIKARA shit right there and who was in CHIKARA? Only Luke Harper. Great read though. Bryan was in CHIKARA too! I know, Harper was much more of a mainstay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E#37 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That's where Alex Shelley must have gotten the Delorean from or Bryan got it from him. Either way, that was a great read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That's where Alex Shelley must have gotten the Delorean from or Bryan got it from him. Either way, that was a great read. Kushida and Shelley probably tried to rescue Bo Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baird24 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 What the hell?? How is he in that video?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kta Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 lmao, the resemblance is crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 What the hell?? How is he in that video?? it is explained in the report... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion™ Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That was the coolest thing I've ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmerc Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Lmao gotta admit, that was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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