FWA: Federal Wrestling Association

[GOAT Muffin]

From the guy in the know | Prestigious

And let me tell you when it comes to penises, size matters. Aaron Starr's top tips.

"Thanks very much Marcy! It seems that me and Smiles are the only people at the moment who are getting one over on Team Vicky. We meant to give them an extra hard pounding for you and Danny but I think we pounded them hard enough as it is so it would be hard to pound them harder. And they took a good pounding as it is. It's bad that you finally manage to get chrome dome off your back and now you have Vicky getting all up in your grill. They even cost you the World Title, that was mean. Eric is mean."

Damn it Eric we thought you were cool!

[Muur]

Marcus: "Yeah I guess i'm like Gospel. Get rid of two idiots and two more follow suit. Or three including Eric too. I should really be standing here with that World Title, I had him beat and he even admitted it himself so he's basically said that he's not good enough for the Title. I hope Dice can take that off of him. As for Victory, that's now two matches that they have cost me. People should know by now what happens to then when they do that... I've ended a few people's careers in the past."

[GOAT Muffin]

Stand-by | Prestigious

Hey that two idiots thing wasn't a dig at Prestigious now was it? He was just a wonderful guy.

"Oooh get you. No no just kidding darling, yeah guess they're gonna be messing with the wrong people. I mean me and Smiles already know what it takes to beat Jerry and Gary so we know that you, you for what it takes and so does Danny and JimJim too, you can all take them down, and Eric too. Hmph, he may be nice looking but he sure is sly, I don't like it, he's just like a good looking Gospel with less bum fluff beard. So yeah, hopefully though you'll be able to get yourself another shot though seeing as you came so close on Eric before he stole the win, might be good to take care of Team Vicky again though so they don't stick their nose into the business."

[Muur]

It actually wasn't but you can take it like that if you want.

 

Marcus: "If i were to get another shot, those guys would just attack again or something. I would hope me and Bryan can take them out and then maybe I can get a shot in no DQ rules so then I can get that win. If we do face Victory - what a stupid name when all they do is lose - then yeah as you guys have beat them quite a few times we should be able to get a win."

 

Marcus thinks of something.

 

Marcus: "Hey maybe if me and Bryan do so well getting rid of Team Victory, we can come for those Tag Titles!"

 

Bit of jesting from Marcus there. Although one of those Belts could look great around his waist.

[GOAT Muffin]

Weird gasm | Prestigious

Aaron Starr snickers a bit as he thinks of something.

"Nah not going to happen Marcus I mean you don't have TyMo to carry you to a win this time. Am I right or what Smiles?"

He starts to nudge Smiley in the side, the latter who doesn't respond and just remains arms folded, fidgeting a big simply from the feeling in his side. Why does Aaron even bother? Did he think he would get a response?

"Oh just kidding. Come on we all know I was just joshing there but yeah if you come popping along our way we ain't gonna go easy on you or anything, me and Smiles are going to try and keep hold of these belts for a while now and we don't want nobody taking our belts away this time, not a pal like you or Team Vicky or something. Nah nah me and Smiles want a long one this time for once, we never did manage one of those in MCW. Too many other guys around. Not as many here though... your ranks a lot more buzzing than ours."

[Muur]

Marcus: "Even if you were serious, Bryan is a lot more talented than Morgan! He even managed to win that elusive MCW World Title. I'm sure we could get that Gold if we decide to. I noticed there isn't many teams in there. Just Victroy really, right?, So if say Victory are too busy me with me and Bryan... who would you be defend your Titles against if there's no other teams?"

[GOAT Muffin]

Pretty disgusting | Prestigious

Now just bare with me everyone as this next bit is going to get a lot crazy and a lot convoluted.

"Well... what me and Smiles were thinking, mainly just me actually now I think about it, maybe no Smiley at all, is seeing that me and my main man are so entertaining that the company should try and find a way to like clone us or something using state of the art technology so they can make another Prestigious and they can be like Prestigious two or something and then we can both fight with each other and because we're both the same we can both steal the show which will mean the show will be totally stole by our match and everyone will be like, five stars and stuff, and they will be remembered as the greatest matches that did ever take place. They'd be fabulous. See what I mean darling?"

[Muur]

Marcus: "I don't think that is possible Mr Starr and if it was, would you nto be jealous if say Starr 2.0 gets more attention? What he if decides he's the orignal and tries to get rid of you? That's how all the cloning stories go. Also the two Smiley's would get into quite the war of words, we'd have to get the cameras for that one, it would be promo of the year by far!"

[GOAT Muffin]

It doesn't explode! | Prestigious

Smiley is surprised that Marcus is even taking this idea on I mean he isn't, when he first heard it, yes he has heard this before, he just failed to respond and decided to turn off his ears instead and to shut out the noise. It's not like he was getting any useful information.

"Like hell I'd let him I mean even if he is a clone of me there is no way he can be as fabulous as me I mean you see all this here? It ain't no accident I have to work to look this good and that's gym work and tanning and pedicures and of course you also have to choose the right outfit I mean my outfit right now isn't one of my best ones, because I'm going for a work out and all that, but still I think I look pretty damn fine for something just going down to the gym. I'm an inspiration. If anything my clone should learn from me. But only the basics. I can't teach him all my secrets, they're just for me."

[Muur]

Marcus: "Well if he's your clone then he'll be doing the exact same thing! Like he would say the same about clothes. Although I guess if you're the original then you would have all the Clothes and then he would have none so I guess you would be able to dress a lot more"fabulous" or whatever. Still would be kinda off though! If they do find that Machine then I could get an extra me, then I can win the Tag Titles with my self, how awesome would that be!?"

[GOAT Muffin]

We have standards | Prestigious

"Yeah but you'd have to like get through all the Prestigious teams and stuff like that. And I mean there would be like two yous so you'd both do the same thing and then like if we hit one maybe it would hurt the other or something, or maybe because you're like twins you'll be able to read each other's minds and it will drive you mad... wait I'm getting confused now. Damn it Marcy don't put such confusing thoughts into my head you'll make me feel so kerfuffled, and it was such a simple idea too. And it would have been a good one too. The matches would have been totally awesome. Wait a second... what are we talking about again? I totally forgot actually."

This tangent has left Aaron lost and confused, like normal Aaron with he addition of being lost.

[Muur]

Marcus: "You brought it up Aaron! Kinda a wierd point of discussion anyway"

 

 

"What were we talking about?, We were on about Team Victory screwing me out of the World Title and other matches then about the Tag Division not have very many people in it."

[KingsReignSupreme]

It was an early morning now in Vegas and Arika Suzuki was up and active as usual. She was not too thrilled about her current losing streak, especially after falling 0-2 to her arch foe, Sloane. The two women knew each other in and out, but Sloane still managed to gain the upper hand in the last two contests. Now Arika was looking over the tapes to see what went wrong, she knows she must change a few things in her arsenal if she wanted to gain a victory over her arch foe. The question however was where would she start looking to make that change?

[GOAT Muffin]

It's not even English | Prestigious

My head is totally splitting at the moment I'm sure that my eyes are going to melt. If my eyes melt then weep for me.

"Oh yeah! I remember now. Yeah so... yeah now many people in our division. I mean the World Title picture has like tons and there are like a lot going for the Global Title but poor me and Smiles ain't got nothing to do. We're just training instead. Oh wait... we came to train, I remember now. Right Marcus me and Smiles are gonna go train, talk to ya later!"

And because I feel like passing out Aaron and Smiles head off into the gym to actually get into this training jazz.

[Muur]

That's also why Marcus came and he had just finsihed on the Treadmill and now he decides he will be moving onto the Weights. Gonna do a bit of strenght work out.

[iSmex.]

Today was the last day of doing University Work, tomorrow will be the last day... Morning, technically. But the last before I can go into hibernation. wOOt. So. What had Jayson been up to? Well... nothing really. As par usual, he always spent the day after competing just... doing nothing. Quite a simple routine really, only done for the sake of relaxing before being hit with another match from out the blue; you never quite know when or where you'll be needed. Jayson was currently in the lounge doing nothing. Sprawled back in one of the chairs, eyes practically closed; just chilling. Woo.

[Crazy.]

ROBMORTENSON

'lordwrestling'

So Electrification is history and while Rob not getting booked was a mystery that he does not care about being solved, he just got a phone call a few minutes ago and he is ecstatic! Why? That remains to be seen, but it was enough to completely light up his extremely angered state, so it must be something big. Whatever it is, we'll soon find out, but one thing's for sure: Rob's confidence and ego has risen a lot more than it already was, and he's back to staring women like he was born to do!

[King Homer]

 

Spartacus. An audience with Spartacus.

 

A dark, musky studio lounge. Two directors chairs. Spartacus and Tony Hayes. This is the scene that greets those kind enough to play the FWA exclusive interview featuring the up and coming rookie. An on edge looking Spartacus can be seen, looking down toward his feet as a nervous looking Tony Hayes welcomes us all.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time. SPARTACUS!"

 

Spartacus acknowledges the welcome with a salute, however does not remove his eyes from the ground. Tony continues.

 

"Now I understand that you requested this time to discuss recent comments made toward you, specically regarding your shall we say-"

 

An interruption, how rude. Spartacus' raised hand cause Tony to stop mid sentence. After a number of tense moments, the Gladiator finds his voice.

 

"All my life, I have been told that I cannot do it. I have been told that I cannot be a success. I have been told I cannot be a professional wrestler. I have been told that I cannot be a Gladiator. All my life, I have brought each and every man whom sought to bring me to my knees down to theirs, I have silenced the tongue of each and every man whom sought to silence mine! In this life, we are force fed what is the acceptable way to act, the acceptable way to behave, the acceptable action to take. We are force fed what is strange, what is normal. Every man, every woman and every child, regardless of wealth, social standing or disposition! Poisoned by those whom claim to rule this world, those who attempt to mold the world to their liking! Men like James Hanson! men like Zakk Night! You sit there...You sit there and you say that I hold no worth and no value. You sit there and you say that I should not be hired. You sit there and you say that I am everything that is wrong with FWA! Taking the way I chose to live my life completely out of equation, that should not even be a factor. I am undefeated, five wins over some of the greatest wrestlers to ever step foot within the arena! The fans warm to me, and have done so ever since I stepped out from behind curtain! If I was anyone else, if I did not believe myself to be not only a gladiator, but a freedom fighter, you would both welcome with your arms out wide! This begs point, that the two of you, as well as numerous others within the FWA and the world, are nothing more than blind sheep, being led to slaughter by your dictating Shepard! This begs point that you fear what is different, you fear what is un known and more importantly, you fear what you do not know how to conquer. Rest a sure, I will tear through competition. I will defeat every man whom stands in my way! I will emerge victorious in tournament!....Rest a sure, I will do all this not for me, not for the higher powers and certainly not for the likes of the two of you. I will do this for every man, every woman and every child whom has been told that they cannot be what they want to be! Every man, every woman and every child whom feels they should follow crowd in order to fit in! I will do this for you!"

 

After making his speech, a relieved looking Tony Hayes (probably looking that way since he didn't have to ask any questions, as a result he didn't have to do any work and he'll still get paid. What a bugger.) waves of Spartacus, whom had since stood to his feet and left, again without saying goodbye, before thanking viewers for watching and plugging the next FWA event. What a bugger.

[KingsReignSupreme]

The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt may have not won his match last night, but he still was not short on confidence. It seemed like he might have something planned in the near future for his FWA career. He was 0-1 in singles competition and was out of the hunt for the new Global Champion he was for now at least. Now it seemed like if he started to build himself as a contender, he may become the first in line for a shot at the title. As for now it was tuesday and Wyatt would take his time to rest and relax while he could.

[Rankon.]

MARK JINDRAK | THE REFLECTION OF PERFECTION

New laptop bay-bay! Feels weird like typing on it though. Having now settled in his designated locker room, Mark Jindrak would decide to check out the arena's facilities, just in order to ensure it's to the high-standards that the Perfection Connection demand. First stop was the cafeteria, which was nothing short of a total train-wreck, considering they only featured wooden-back chairs, and served second-rate fast-food, with high fat content that does little to satisfy the mind-set of a professional wrestler. Where's the lean meat, the healthy carbohydrates such as brown rice and new potatoes? The wide selection of fruit and vegetables? Mark's face was one of absolute disgust as he left the cafeteria, without ordering any food, or even gracing the dinner ladies with as much as a smile. Doesn't anybody around here appreciate that the body is a temple? If the competition is eating food like that, "The Perfection Connection" is going to have little trouble reaching their goals. Next stop, gymnasium.

[GOAT Muffin]

It burns | Gabriel Gospel

Posting isn't making me feel well. If I hadn't already put in my format I'd back out but I've gone that far now which means I have to put my life on the line by finishing this post for you, the masses. So Gabriel Gospel is starting to get hungry, he woke up not too long ago and felt a rumbling in the pit of his stomach, and it called him, it called him to go, out of the arena and into the city, into the night, into Vegas to go and find some quality food fit for a King, the kind of food that melts on the tongue and that cretins can only dream of. But of course would be standard eating to Gabriel. So The Messiah gets his things together. Phone, jacket, money, keys, everything he needs, and then he takes off, from his locker room, from the arena and into the car park. I'm coming supper, just wait for me.

[Crazy.]

THE MAN

REAL NAME
Jack Martin

AGE
28

BORN
5th June, 1984

 

ETHNICITY

White American

CITY
Las Vegas, Nevada

 

PERSONALITY

Flirtatious, Self-centered

 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

Swinger

 

PROFESSION

Pro Wrestler

LIKES
Wrestling, Women, Casino, Bike Rides, Expensive Cars, Bragging about himself, Hanging out at the beach, Music, etc.

DISLIKES
Losers, Nerds, Beggars, Common Men, Humiliation, Defeat, Orders, Demands, etc.

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THE PRO WRESTLER

RING NAME

Jack Connell

 

NICKNAME

"The Crucifier"

 

HEIGHT

6'4''

 

WEIGHT

265 lbs.

 

HOMETOWN

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

 

DISPOSITION

Heel

 

GIMMICK

A rich asshole who takes an incredible amount of pleasure in damaging his opponents physicall, along with mentally and financially.

 

PROMOTION

Federal Wrestling Association

 

FACTION

The Vegas Venenation

 

ALLIANCES

Rob Mortenson

ENEMIES

N/A

 

ENTRANCE THEME

'One More Night' - Maroon 5

 

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THE MOVESET

FINISHING MOVES

 

1.The Crucifixion (Snapmare Driver)

2.Jackpot (Kimura Lock)

 

SIGNATURE MOVES

 

1.Vegas Street Cutter (Osaka Street Cutter)

2.Lady Luck! (Reverse Death Valley Driver)

 

REGULAR MOVES

 

Dropkick - Standing, Diving, Running, Corner

Suplex - Multiple Variations

DDT - Multiple Variations

Piledriver - Spike, Tombstone, Cradle

Diving - Swanton, Elbow, Frog Splash

Falcon Arrow

Backstabber

Atomic Drop/Reverse Atomic Drop

Double-Leg Spinebuster

Step-Up Enzugiri

Swinging Sidewalk Slam

Big Boot

Striking Spear

Clothesline - Lariat, Diving

Cross Body in the Corner

Alley Oop Bomb

Running Face Wash

Sit-Down Powerbomb

Final Cut

Double Knee Facbuster

 

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THE REWIND

(Later)

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TEAM NAME

The Vegas Venenation

MEMBERS

Rob Mortenson & Jack Cross

COMBINED WEIGHT

448 lbs.

ENTRANCE THEME

'One More Night' - Maroon 5

TAG TEAM FINISHER

Vegas Bound - Jack has the opponent locked in a Kimura, while Rob nails the punt kick to the same opponent

TAG TEAM MOVES

Double Suplex

Double DDT

Double Flapjack

Reverse Atomic Drop (Rob) + Big Boot (Jack)

Poetry in Motion (Jack on his hands and knees, and Rob completes the running calf)

Suplex (Rob) into Powerbomb (Jack)

Clothesline (Jack)-Chop Block (Rob) Combo

[Oresama]

TRANSVESTITE HUMAN TORTURE DEVICE

MIKEY WHIPLASH

It was now Tuesday and whilst many people would still be thinking about the well fought victory over Marcus on Electrification of they were him, Mikey Whiplash was not, his mind was back on what originally brought him to the FWA, his Penis Discrimination Petition and the Women's Championship.

[Crazy.]

THE VEGAS VENENATION

'vegasbound'

You betcha'? Here's the surprise that has completely changed the complexion of Rob's mood! The 'Crucifier'! Jack Connell is here! Rob's partner in his world-renowned acts, his brother, his second-in-command, or first, whatever the situation asks for! What matters is, Jack is here and FWA is instantly a whole lot better. As Connell slams Rob's locker room door hard, and enters, Rob rises to his feet and gives him a bro-hug, a direct result of the bond that has been formed between the two Vegas-based athletes, a bond built on casino-going, chick-digging, girlfriend-making, swinging -banging, among other similar things. If you think Rob was bad enough with his daring behavior towards ladies, you've seen nothing yet, for Jack elevates Rob's acts to a whole new level. Heh, just as Jack enters, his first words are, "Who's that bitch you were talkin' about? Get her here, Ro-Mo!" Rob brings a huge smile on his face on hearing that. No change whatsoever. "Yeah, Jacky, her name is Kayla, she's the female backstage interviewer of this biz, but a bomb above all! Wanna check her out?!" Jack widens his eyes, as he nods his head in 'hunger'. "What are you waitin' for, Rob-bee?!" Next, both made their exit from the locker room and on the search for Kayla.

I don't know if a post has been made while I'm posting this but regardless, I'll settle for two RPs in one post to make up for my lack of activity as of late. So Daniel was pissed, as he ideally sits on the folding chair in his locker room in dim lightning. As simple as that. Kind of ironic how Daniel told Eric that the latter pisses him off, and then his jesters continued the trend and pissed him off further. Not only that, they cost Daniel a prized opportunity to become the second-ever Global Champion and the first-ever relevant one at that. Someone in a similar situation was Marcus, who also had a victory stolen from him courtesy of the same 'Quendolla', as Daniel likes to call the group of jokers. This is getting too much now. If the earlier games weren't annoying enough, those were two strikes in one night and guess what... They have got Daniel's attention, whether they wanted to is beside the point, but they have got Daniel's attention now and, first and foremost, he will dispose off that sorry excuse for a threat in the worst way possible before he even thinks about setting his sights on Handsome Eric. They will pay, oh they will. But let's start from the bottom, before we reach the top and steal the spot, shall we?

[ZackAttackV2.0]

After winning with Paul Burchill yesterday Falcone was kinda surprised at the fact they made a good team plus Michael didnt have to do all of the world on his own but either way he is a solo act for now. Currently he was working out in the gym and perfecting his strikes, to be specific his knees so he can perfect his number 1 finishing manuver which he KNEW would cripple anyone who is hit with it

 

Meanwhile in his locker room was Axel Martin who had gotten done studying the matches of every person in FWA from tag teams to solo wrestlers since his style of fighting relies on crippling opponents and by studying the style of said opponents he would be able to defeat them faster by taking out the body part they make use of the most weather it be the legs or arms or even there own head