FWA: Federal Wrestling Association

[Epic Jones]

ZAKK NIGHT | THE EPIC ONE

"I think the main problem with everyone going after the Global title is the fact that the World title picture is probably filled to Richard's planning. New champion in Eric, rematch clause with Hunter, Dice will probably remain in...knowing White, he's already go plans regarding the belt for another month or so. Besides, I've always been kept in the middle tier despite proving to be worth better time and time again. You know at one point in MCW, I was the Television champion but beat the number one contender to the World title in the main event? Yea, logic has a way of being a funny thing. Regardless, just gotta hope for the best."

[Reverse DVD]

 

ZAKK NIGHT | THE EPIC ONE

"I think the main problem with everyone going after the Global title is the fact that the World title picture is probably filled to Richard's planning. New champion in Eric, rematch clause with Hunter, Dice will probably remain in...knowing White, he's already go plans regarding the belt for another month or so. Besides, I've always been kept in the middle tier despite proving to be worth better time and time again. You know at one point in MCW, I was the Television champion but beat the number one contender to the World title in the main event? Yea, logic has a way of being a funny thing. Regardless, just gotta hope for the best."

 

Sean Davis || The One

 

Yeah... Sometimes hoping for the best can be the best thing it can happen, as redundant as that might sound. Well, it seems that you're gunning for the world title and I'm gunning for the Global title so the least I can say to you from one guy to another is that I wish you good luck with that. Besides, Eric doesn't seem to be that tough of a champ to begin with and I think you can get the title off him. Now, if you excuse me, I have to take care of some business. I'll hope to catch up with you another day, man.

 

With the proverbial light bulb turned on and after having a look at the opposition that he might face in the future, Sean lets Zakk be and passes him by. He might not know it now but Zakk Night might have given him the answer he was looking for in order to capture the matchmakers' attention. Now it's a matter of trying and, well, hope for the best.

[Faster Than Light]

Everyone say good night to the current world champion, Handsome Eric, for he is right now sound asleep, waiting for the new day to begin again in the night. Handsome Eric has an interview scheduled with Kayla Rose tomorrow, so Handsome Eric will get his beauty sleep so he will be looking great for when that comes around. So yes, with nothing to worry about what so ever at the moment and the world title belt in his possession for a foreseeable future, Handsome Eric rests easy without a care in the world. His best friend Dean Osbert would be sound asleep too, so he should be able to take his neck-brace off soon and be able to look like is normal semi-handsome self without that ugly thing soon. It will be off when the time is right so yeah. So yes, Handsome Eric would be dreaming more about the vast plans he laid for the company, envisioning them.

[St★rstruck]

( S/O to Ipse for the header. Fast-forward a couple of hours after unknowingly signing Mikey Whiplash's petition, which Kareem Mack thought was an autograph signing, the "Mack Daddy" returns to the arena after a night out in the Sin City; a night spent gambling, throwing dollar bills, and of course, acquiring the digits of a few dime pieces that caught Kareem Mack's eye. Somewhat tipsy, Kareem finds himself in the superstar lounge, slouched on the sofa. )

TBC: Andy.

[Crazy.]

Good for this *Censored* Kareem Mack, 'cause already in the lounge was Daniel Bryan, who had decided to comfort himself on the ever-so wonderful couch a few minutes ago and enjoying the cooling of the air conditioner to his lungs. As Kareem entered, Daniel raised his eyebrows for he seemed like a new face and proceeded to start a conversation of sorts. "Erm, hi... Daniel Bryan here..." Danie stayed sat on the couch, extending a hand from there.

[St★rstruck]

"Aye, don't come up in here killin' my vibe n' stuff, fool. Kareem Mack is in the room, so give a brotha room, ya' hear me? Ain't no autograph session happenin' at this hour - ain't got time fo' 'dat." Kareem Mack would say, somewhat oblivious to the fact that he was talking to Daniel Bryan and not wrestling fan who wanted an autograph, much like he had mistaken Mikey Whiplash for earlier in the day.

[Crazy.]

Dafuq. Daniel would pull himself up,' scanning' the guy carefully. "You're messed up, dude. Seriously, I need an autograph?! Fast, I know what you mean, gimme' a pen and paper and I'll do what you want me to do." The guy was nervous and clearly meant that he wants Daniel's autograph, which he would provide to this...weirdo.

[St★rstruck]

Kareem Mack remains slumped on the couch near Daniel Bryan as he offers a reply. "Hol' up, you got it all twisted, brotha'. YOU want ME, the "Mack Daddy", to provide YOU with MY signature. But hey, I ain't mad at 'cha. You wanna sell my autograph fo' a lil' extra cheese, huh? Come back again in about a twelve hours, playboy. We can set somethin' up. Kareem Mack adores his fans - yes he does." Kareem Mack would say, chuckling.

[Crazy.]

Daniel would exhale a sigh, expressing his annoyance and boredom. "Nah, nah, man. I, Daniel Bryan, want YOU to provide ME with a pen, not a penis, and paper so I can give YOU MY autograph. Easy to understand, dawg?... Understand, fap daddy or whatever dafuq you call yeerself? " Well, Daniel tried to speak with the same stupid style.... "Now what'cha waitin' for, drop ya'r obsession with me and end this idiotic session fast!"

[St★rstruck]

Kareem was well aware of the fact that Daniel Bryan was mocking him, something that Kareem Mack didn't like, but would decide to ignore in order to prevent things from possibly getting hostile this late in the day. "Whoa...rude. Peep 'dis, Danny boy; invest your time in readin' the newspaper, check the Internet, and do some research, 'cause APPARENTLY you don't know who you be speakin' to! Hell, maybe you should invest in some clippers and shavin' cream, too. I don't know what's worse; shakin' hands with a cross-dresser, or havin' a real-life caveman demandin' fo' an autograph. I didn't sign up fo' this shit."

[Crazy.]

It's impossible with this guy. Daniel would shake his head, as he brought a smirk upon his face and replied. "Yo, yo, yo, boy... you ain't no need to tell me what I should do, you feelin' me, ya' silly macky wacky from Negroland?!" #YOLO "This beard is every woman's wet dream, neg-e-roe; this ain't a thing to mock, ya' feelin' me, whack daddy?! Now tell me, ya' want an autograph or ya' gonna leave?"

[St★rstruck]

Kareem Mack was getting aggravated at this point, more aggravated than he would he weren't a bit drunk in this situation. At this point in the conversation, Kareem was just talking for the hell of it, given the fact that he was not only drunk...but quite bored. "I don't 'preciate the disrespect, Danny. Givin' me lip will guarantee you an ass-whoopin' ya' mamma should have gave ya'. Best believe that, brotha'. If it wasn't for the one too many shots I took at the bar, I'd grab you by ya' beard and toss you ass across the room and beat you like you stole somethin'." With that said, Kareem Mack, slowly but surely, lifts himself off the sofa before walking out of the superstar lounge and into the hallway; his wardrobe wrinkled, his glasses positioned awkwardly over his face whilst smelling like straight alcohol. More than likely, Kareem Mack would have a hard time remember anything that has happened tonight.

[Reverse DVD]

The camera fades in and the image of Sean Davis standing in the backstage interview area can be seen on the screen, staring back at the camera lens as he thinks about what he's going to say before taking a big breath and begins to talk.

 

Sean Davis || The One

 

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sean Davis. Some of you might know that, some of you might not but I have decided to take some liberties and use this outlet to talk about something that has been a hot topic since the start of the week: the status of the Global championship. The title has been vacated after the Health Crisis PPV and people have started to set their sights on winning that title right after the announcement was made, myself included. Here comes the tricky part, the part where I should say why I deserve this title more than anyone else in this company and why it'll just be a matter of time before I lay hands on the big shiny gold ... but I won't and I'll explain why.

 

See, I recognize that I'm not the most popular guy in the company, that I haven't made myself be noticed in here as much as other people have been. Hell, there are people out there that haven't wrestled a match in the company yet and they're better known than me and I've been hustling for a while just to get one match a week. I'll also recognize that I'm not in a good moment in my run considering that I've lost my last 2 matches regardless of those matches going down to the wire and it came down to one bad move but I'm also recognize that the performances that I've put inside the FWA don't define me as a wrestler. I can be more than "just another guy", a name to fill the matchcards because there's no one else to book and all I want is a chance to prove my worth not only to the roster, to the people watching at home or to management but to myself.

 

I'm sure many people would love to be Global champion, to become a top player in FWA while thinking that the whole thing will be a walk in the park. I might not have the best record in the company, I might not be all that marketable and I'm not as much of a jerk as I should be but, dammit, I want to win the Global championship! I want to win that title and I'll fight anyone placed in front of me in order to prove that the words coming out of my mouth right now mean something, that this isn't a stunt to call the attention and that my intentions to be the next Global champion are legitimate. I might be considered "just another guy" right now but I'm willing to leave every single thing that I got within me in order to become champion in FWA. I aspire to be more than a face in the background, so if management needs someone to go after the Global title, all I need is them allowing me to wrestle whoever they see as contenders and I'll take care of the rest.

 

After an impromptu speech aimed at management to let him compete for the Global title, Sean Davis shows himself rather hopeful that his words would convince matchmakers to schedule him in matches linked to the fate of the currently vacated belt. The message has been sent and his intentions are clear. Now all that's left is hope for the best.

[Rankon.]

 

SELF-DESTRUCTIVE CHAMPION ATTACKS RADIO-HOST ON LATEST DIVA-FIT

Having already taken out her top contender this past Sunday on pay per-view, it seemed the unpredictable Women's Champion wasn't through with questionable acts of violence. Late last-night, the Women's Champion initiated a physical altercation pending a law-suit, and that's without considering the disciplinary acts taken by parent company, Vegas-based FWA. Being renowned for her hatred of the wrestler's lifestyle, which consists of "derogatory" photoshoots and "tedious" media appearances, one might have questioned FWA's approval of their hot-headed Women's Champion promoting the newly formed company on a talk show notorious for their poor treatment of professional wrestlers. Sloane, of course, did not help her cause, choosing to arrive three quarters of an hour after her allocated time-slot, with listeners claiming the atmosphere was "crazy" and border-line "awkward". And following well-received mocking of her chosen attire as well as her sub-urban style of dialogue, it seemed Sloane found it too much when the interview moved to questioning the "realness" of wrestling, generally. One listener claimed the verbal spats are provoked, and welcomed on this show, and that goes far in explaining it's huge popularity on an otherwise uneventful Tuesday night. Rising from her seat, the outlandish young women decided to strike the male interview a number of times, a couple with a closed fist as opposed to a conventional slap; with the show concluding prematurely, entertaining a whole host of commercials to fill the time gap. While the voices were unclear upon physically, it seemed Sloane decided to allow him to decide on such "realness" for himself. The night ended with the Champion's entourage high-tailing before Vegas police could be contacted with regards to the matter. This news breaks at an inconvenient time, for Sloane's recent behavior has led many within FWA to describe her as a "diva" who's status within the company is rapidly changing her for the worse. Sources close to the wrestler claimed she was already in a foul-mood prior to the radio appearance, whilst many have made the case that wrestling companies usually reserve their most experienced talent to handle such a hostile radio-show. More on this story as we get it.

[rtegedg]

JIMMYDICE_RANDOMHERO

Awesome article Dwayne ;o. Also, Sir Alex Ferguson is officially retiring. That's a bit of a shocker. Rumoured a lot last night with Moyes' odds being slashed but I never actually thought there would be anything of this. End of an era. Can't imagine how all those 'real' United fans must feel right now. Bit shocking, even as a Palace fan. Anyway, Jimmy was awaking to this news to at a time that would probably be like 2am or 3am in the US but it's 9am here and I have college soon. ;-;.

[GOAT Muffin]

Bye bye bye | Gabriel Gospel

This morning Gabriel Gospel woke up to the sad news that Sir Alex Ferguson will be retiring. As a Manchester United fan he is deeply saddened by the news and hopes it does nothing to end United in a downward spiral. I mean he only started supporting them a few weeks ago because of how piss poor Blackburn have been so it's not like he'd want his new club to follow or he'd probably have to go and find another team to support then. Don't be too surprised if Gospel eventually ends up on the other side of Manchester. But right now he's in Vegas and it's Wednesday which of course means nothing is going on so as Gabriel stands in his room, polishing off his coffee while watching the news he must try and think of a way to pass the time. Being tedious? It's risky... but I like it.

[iSmex.]

#Diva What a perfectly fitting GIF. And Chad, if you want to know the reaction of a real United fan, ask Kieran. He must be devestated, wherever he is, Lincolnshire? I don't know. But tonight I do know I will be swapping the Arsenal red and white for Chelsea blue. That's right, Spurs can suck a lemon. But enough about that, and onto Jayson. Once again he had spent last night sleeping on the couch of Lara and Calvin's Vegas apartment. So this Morning would follow much the same routine; shower, dress, eat, brush teeth, taxi. A simple routine to kick off day three of the Misfit's crusade of annoying Gospel. Hoorah.

[Crazy.]

THE MAN

REAL NAME
Robert Johnson

AGE
29

BORN
23rd April 1984

 

ETHNICITY

White American

CITY
Las Vegas, Nevada

 

PERSONALITY

Cool; Arrogant; Ass-hole

 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

In a Relationship, with God knows how many chicks!

 

PROFESSION

Pro Wrestler

LIKES
Wrestling, Women, Casino, Bike Rides, Expensive Cars, Bragging about himself, Hanging out at the beach, Music, etc.

DISLIKES
Nerds, Beggars, Common Men, Humiliation, Defeat, Orders, etc.

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THE PRO WRESTLER

RING NAME

Rob Mortenson

 

NICKNAME

"Lord Wrestling"

"The American Prodigy"

"The Las Vegan Macho"

 

HEIGHT

6'2''

 

WEIGHT

223 lbs.

 

HOMETOWN

Miami, Florida

 

DISPOSITION

Heel

 

GIMMICK

A rich, spoiled brat who considers himself superior than everybody else, in every field, and is desperate to reach at the top of the mountain; and take over the respective field; by hook or by crook.

 

PROMOTION

Motor City Wrestling: PG

Federal Wrestling Association

 

FACTION

N/A

 

ALLIANCES

N/A

ENEMIES

N/A

 

ENTRANCE THEME

'One More Night' - Maroon 5

 

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THE MOVESET

FINISHING MOVES

 

1.The Expeller (Vertebreaker)

2.Cheapness Eliminator (Punt Kick): Move also used to end a pre-match/post-match Attack/Assault

 

SIGNATURE MOVES

 

1.Wind of Royalty (Split-Legged Moonsault)

2.The Common Man Medicine (Octopus Hold)

 

REGULAR MOVES

 

Dropkick (Standing/Running/Corner/To a Seated opponent, etc.)

Suplex (Snap, Vertical, German, Back)

BackBreaker (Pendulum, Tilt-a-whirl, Single-Handed, Tiger)

DDT (Snap, Kneeling, Reverse, Tornado)

Neckbreaker (Shoulder, Cross-Arm, Reverse, Hair-Pull)

Roundhouse Kick

Step-Up Enzugiri

Running Forearm Corner Shot

Running Face Wash (To a Corner Seated Opponent)

Shining Wizard (To a Kneeling/Cornered Opponent)

Abdominal Stretch across the Ring Post (Breaks at the ref's 4 Count)

Big Boot (Running, Rebound, Running Corner)

Right Hand Echo (Right Hand Slap across the Face)

Chest Punt

Soccerball Kick

Grounded Face Stomp

Powerbomb (Release, Crucifix, Tiger)

Modified Dragon Sleeper

Cross Face (Catching a Rebounding Opponent)

Armbar (Catching a Rebounding Opponent)

Low Blow (Behind the ref's back)

Eye Rake (Usually followed by the Vertebreaker; to beat Jobbers/Lower Midcarders)

Diving Spear

 

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THE REWIND

(Later)

[GOAT Muffin]

Bath time | Gabriel Gospel

Too many moves, nobody will write them into a match, needs more Scoop Slam. Scoop Slam fixes everything. Gospel hit one on Robert Heat in the Last Man Standing match. And after that the victory was basically sealed for The Messiah. So it is still Wednesday morning the clock having yet to tick over to the other half of the day, Gabriel sitting at his table eating his cheese on toast, two slices, dark brown, cheese well melted. Lovely. Gabriel is watching one of those god awful morning shows when people who are pissed to be up early put on fake teethy smiles with orange faces and pretend they give a damn about the sob stories that come on. And then my baby fell in the water. Well you should have taken better care of it then, it's your fault it's dead you murderer. And now the weather.

[iSmex.]

I have a new career loading up, so I need to be quick. Yesterday, Jayson had taken a Taxi across Vegas in order to arrive at the arena, but today was different. Today was much nicer, weather wise, and so Jayson would decide to walk to the arena. Leaving Lar's apartment nice and early, Jayson began his trek through Vegas to arrive at the FWA arena. Though with so many different things in the way, it's hard to say when he'll arrive and how sober or skint he may be.

[GOAT Muffin]

Good in pink | Prestigious

So hey there guy it's Prestigious time. It's been a few days since they won the gold and damn do they still love it. Aaron Starr is still like, over that moon about it. He is so damn chuffed it's like you wouldn't even believe darling. Right now he is in one of those rings they have for training as he is trying to think of some more moves that just look divine that he can pull off in that ring. You know some more flips, maybe a flop, a spin and a twirl too? Oh my that's just getting crazy. So Aaron is flipping around the ring while Smiley observes, watching over him and accessing his fitness and stuff like that. He could find something useful. Maybe not though.

[rtegedg]

JIMMYDICE_RANDOMHERO

One last post before I shoot off, just so it doesn't feel like I completely put CAWs off this morning. FIFA?... I'd like to, if college wasn't hating on me and weren't expecting me to get everything done by one date. That is dumb. I'm gonna have to sit there like a log for about five hours, blankly staring at a computer screen whilst I search for any problems in some coding. Oh look, this is a semi-colon, not a colon. Bastard. Jimmy Dice walked around his hotel room..

[iSmex.]

Vegas is such a nice place early on in the day. A breath of fresh air from the night life really. You have strippers heading home after a night shift, gamblers and drug addicts being thrown out of Casinos and Night Clubs, and you find the strangest of animals being taken outside to do a poop. It's a nice place, it really is. A place that Jayson was experiencing fully. Already he had hit a few casinos, a few strip joints; has anyone else? Jayson was about half way back to the FWA Arena now, the morning stroll was doing him good. Training would be on the cards for today, see if he can get any more power in that kick of his.

[GOAT Muffin]

I know that feeling | Gabriel Gospel

Spending hour after hour sitting looking at code wasn't the best way to spend a lot of my later days in Uni, especially when I didn't have any lessons and was just there to do coding. And I wasn't even back into CAWs then so I couldn't procrastinate to pass the time. Gabriel Gospel spent that free time probably just doing what he does most days. I imagine he broke into arenas just to walk around them as he had nothing better to do, no other way to pass the time. So right now Gabriel Gospel is on his way to the arena, tucked into his silver car and cruising towards his destination, an arena that he can walk around. Old habits die hard.

[rtegedg]

JIMMYDICE_RANDOMHERO

I can post again now, knowing my bus is twenty minutes away. It's the most awkward bus ever because I'll probably be late now. It's every twenty minutes and it takes about thirty to get into Bromley... This means I either get on one and be twenty minutes early for class, or just catch this one coming and get there by the skin of my teeth. I'll go with the second, thank you very much. I want Jurgen Klopp to manage United, by the way. Lovely guy. Jimmy just keeps sauntering around his apartment.