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The Mayans predicted this. So this is how it begins. This shortage of the Angelic food known as bacon will become scarce, causing people to crave salted strips of pork (be it crispy or soft) and will do whatever it takes to obtain this treat.

 

Riots will break out. cannibalism will be the norm. The dead will rise. Cats and dogs will live together, Here comes honey boo boo will get an emmy somehow, and we'll enter a global nuclear holocaust.

 

We will all be killed to death.

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