Lumpy McRighteous Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 If you want a legit sci-fi movie that will be the most talked about smash-hit horror flick of of the summer, then tell Prometheus to *censored* off and instead watch this soon-to-be iconic piece of filmography: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5HU_0CX1go Only on SyFy, *Censored*s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNFNS Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 This looks like a terribly edited horror film or comedy or drama... Whatever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Evil Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 SyFy is home to some of the worst movies ever witnessed by man... ...With that said I plan on watching this, should be shitty enough to make me laugh, as all SyFy movies are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellHammer Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Godzilla vs Snooki would make better profit..just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeauxSaints Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 im watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Sy™ Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Funny, I just read an article about the Jersey Shore Shark Attack on Cracked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci J Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 hahahhahah yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 When I saw the ad I actually thought it was the actual Jersey Shore cast. But I really think they missed the boat with this one, JS isn't really as big as it was a year or two ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRockNRolla Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Im surprised there hasn't been a piss take of this when Deena and Snooki were on the boat and they said watch out its sharp and Deena freaked out as she thought they said shark lol I think that whole trailer just showed me everything already lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Only question I have is will this movie be as bad as Piranha 3DD. Michael Clarke Duncan is funny in this one "bring me ma' legs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownsold13r Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Looks awesome in a I'll be rooting for the sharks type of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion™ Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 "Joey Fatone, HAS JUST BEEN EATEN BY A SHARK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpy McRighteous Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 It's premiering this Saturday, June 9, at 8/7c! :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 We all know how this one ends, the sharks all die out after they contract herpes from one of the jersey shore kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpy McRighteous Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 We all know how this one ends, the sharks all die out after they contract herpes from one of the jersey shore kids... Resulting in the mother shark coming to the shore for revenge, thus setting up Jersey Shore Shark Attack 2: Electric Bro-galoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damjan Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I HATE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazR Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I can't believe Melissa Molinaro got involved with this project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownsold13r Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 We all know how this one ends, the sharks all die out after they contract herpes from one of the jersey shore kids... Resulting in the mother shark coming to the shore for revenge, thus setting up Jersey Shore Shark Attack 2: Electric Bro-galoo. Nice Looks like there is going to be bronzer in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Sharks can smell a fake tan from 30 miles away....these Jersey Shore morons are screwed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion™ Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Those sharks are getting laid, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Those sharks better wear a rubber if they plan to be in the same water as the Jersey Shore kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpy McRighteous Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 We all know how this one ends, the sharks all die out after they contract herpes from one of the jersey shore kids... Resulting in the mother shark coming to the shore for revenge, thus setting up Jersey Shore Shark Attack 2: Electric Bro-galoo. Nice Looks like there is going to be bronzer in the water. Word. If the guidos didn't fist pump and dry hump in the water all the time, then the sharks wouldn't be attracted to such a gorilla smorgasbord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Watched some of this today. It's so bad that it's actually good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpy McRighteous Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Watched some of this today. It's so bad that it's actually good... I'm gonna watch the replay due to watching the Heat / Celtics game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Watched some of this today. It's so bad that it's actually good... I'm gonna watch the replay due to watching the Heat / Celtics game. Don't want to soil any of it for you but the chicks in this movie are way hotter than the actual Jersey Shore girls, especially Snookie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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