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Would you people mind if I put myself in this? Just to speed things up?

 

sure, no problem with this. :)

 

 

 

btw I want to know something about the groups, they'll be equilibrated like a maineventer, a mid-carder, a lower carder and a jobber or just you'll draw everyone random?

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Would you people mind if I put myself in this? Just to speed things up?

 

sure, no problem with this. :)

 

 

 

btw I want to know something about the groups, they'll be equilibrated like a maineventer, a mid-carder, a lower carder and a jobber or just you'll draw everyone random?

 

It is drawn at random :) but the groups seem pretty much like that with the exception of 1 or 2.

 

 

 

 

Val_Venis.jpgvs BrutusBeefcake.jpg

Shaggy58 vs AzNSiLeNcErX

It's now time for the first ever match in the 32 pack tournement. The winner reciving a soda and immunity from NXT all together. Val Venis is first to hit the ring as we cut to shots of fat chicks looking rather happy. Venis dances the night away as the crowd goes mild and then for some reason has a staredown with Justin Roberts. Next to enter the ring(to the RAW theme) is Brutus Beefcake. Wearing a classical attire from god knowes when(I can't be arsed to research this). A spectacular variety of fireworks goes off as he turns his hands. The bell goes and we are off!

 

The two walk towards each other and Venis hits a clobbering left hand which Beefcake no sells. Venis then goes behind and locks up but it countered as Venis is pushed away and Beefcake hits a running knee lift(HE SPAMMIN). He then picks Venis and goes behind and hits a elbow to the back of the head. The crowd are loving this. Venis throws Beefcake to the ropes and hits a weak knee to the gut which Beefcake over sells. Venis then hits a double axe handle to the back of Beefcake and waits for him to get up...VENIS HITS THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE(Its a normal move for Venis and rightfully so). Beefcake gets straight back up and beats the shit out of Venis with various chops, punches and kicks. Beefcake then lifts Venis up and drops him down with a decent looking piledriver...WITH AUTHORITY! Whilst King and Cole go through generic svr comic commentery line #32 Venis has already gotten up to the shock of Brutus Beefcake who immidietly slaps Venis across the face. Venis does not take kindly to this and hits a stiff clothesline which knocks Beefcake to the outside.

 

Venis then dances some more to the delight of the cast from loose woman. Beefcake gets back into the ring and is met by a gut wrench suplex by Venis who then dances..even more. Beefcake is then picked up and thrown to the corner and Venis charges but--HE RUNS INTO THE THING SAMOA JOE does. The crowd go crazy. Venis gets up quickly and counters Beefcakes lockup exchange spot and hits a bulldog. Venis then stomps on Beefcake a few times but Beefcake gets up and chops him "WOOOO" a fan yells. After the two randomlly spin around and Beefcake elbows Venis(Does not look like a counter). Venis runs and replies with a HUGGGGGGE running neckbreaker. Beefcake no sells ans gets up but gets thrown into the turnbuckle where Venis hits 2 punches.. Beefcake then gets out of the corner and it thrown to the rope and is met by a HUUUUGEEEE powerslam.

 

Venis..taunts again before throwing Beefcake to the corner and hitting him with a running clothesline. He then gets Beefcake and drags him to the rope and puts him over the rope before doing his best impression of WARRIOR! Beefcake bounces up and down on the rope in agony but the bounce takes him of the rope and he hits a really shitty clothesline in mid air which Venis over sold. Beefcake tries to get Venis up but Venis counters and throws Beefcake to the turnbuckle and hits another running clothesline in the corner! Venis then hits a one handed spinebuster!(Which i'm pretty sure wasn't his signiture move). He then gets Beefcake up and hits a PERFECCCT PLEXXXX and hooks the leg for the three count! Venis gets up and does no dancing and barely any taunting..What a heel!

 

Winner: Val Venis

 

 

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BeSiged vs ky1990

We are back from commercial and after Venis's actions in the last match Justin Roberts is on strike so some fat spanish guy introduces Alberto Del Rio who comes out in JBL's limo! He tauns and a spectacular array of shiney shiney's fall from the sky he then gets into the ring and is ready for action(no homo). Generic party beats are played as out comes everyone's second favourite bro Robbie E who has no whore with him today. He means buisness.

 

DING DING! The match gets under way as both run and try to grapple but fall flat on there faces. BOTCH! Robbie E then gets up and throws Del Rio to the corner and hits a few punches before he puts Del Rio in the 619 position and does that thing Christian does(screw research). He then his a high jumping elbow drop..and then another but this one is countered! Del Rio then gets up and hits a quick fire clothesline! SQUASH HIM DEL RIO! Del Rio his a few kicks but Robbie no sells his MMA BS. Del Rio then body slams him down but then gets him straight back up(if he hits another Zeke's gonna sue him). Del Rio hits a big time back stabber which near enough knocks all the wind out of Del Rio's sails. Del Rio then gets him up and throws him to the rope before hitting a Triple H esq spine buster. Del Rio then gets him up and hits another back stabber. Maybe Robbie E should make a youtube channel then he might be able to win a match. Del Rio gets him up again but Robbie E counters! SUPPPPLEEEEX!!! The crowd get behind Robbie E as he hits another elbow drop and then gets Del Rio up and throws him over the top rope before hip tossing him back in and bouncing against the rope and hitting a clothesline as Del Rio gets up(OUT OF BREATH).

 

Robbie E..his another elbow drop and then another. Del Rio rolls and gets up as Robbie E is regaining his health bless him. Del Rio goes to kick him but Robbie catches the boot and hits a huge clothesline which was stiffer than a 14 year old boy in a strip club(EWR refencer). OHHH COME ON! Robbie E hits another elbow drop. He then gets Del Rio up and hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT. He should of just DDT'd him without all the fancy shit. Robbie E gets Del Rio up and hits a neck breaker and then...yep..you've guessed it! Another elbow drop oh and a second for good meassure! He then covers Del Rio..1..2..3! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU**! Robbie E pins Del Rio ¬¬

 

Winner: Robbie Elbow Drop

 

 

 

Group A standings:

 

--------------W L D P

Robbie E 1 0 0 3

Val Venis 1 0 0 3

Brutus Beefcake 0 1 0 0

Alberto Del Rio 0 1 0 0

 

W = Wins

L = Losses

D = Draws

P = Points

 

 

I know sign ups are still going on but I figured that since these 4 are already signed up then I could just post it ;)

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{Simply The Best} vs Beast And The Harlot

 

Welcome..to group B! The crowd wait in anticipation to see who is first out..."LOOK INTO MY EYYYES WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE CU--"

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Armdrag by CM Punk takes Chris Masters down. Punk with a perfect german suplex. He then gets Chris Masters up and hits a kick to the side of the head which was perfect! Punk to the top rop as he goes for a elbow drop but Masters rolls out of the way! SCREW YOU MASTERS! SCREW WWE! Making Punk job all the freaking time!! Masters then gets Punk up and hits a full nelson slam. Masters then gets Punk up and places him on his shoulders and hits a electric chair drop! Punk sold that so well! Punk then gets straight up and hits a roundhouse kick! Punk is being serious now(only for a minuite though) as he locks in the single legged boston crab but Masters powers out of it.

 

Punk then goes got a kick to the gut but Masters grabs the boot and puts it down before hitting a LARIATOOOOO!!!! He then gets Punk up but..eye rake by Punk! Masters ignored it though and hits a backbreaker! Bounces Punk to the ropes and throws him ten feet into the air for a back body drop. How do you learn to fall of a 6 foot 4 inch wrestler?! Masters then gets him up and hits the T-Bone suplex! The move that Masters always uses..Masters hooks the leg for the three count?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! After the match has finished various members of CAWs come out dressed as druids and put Chris Masters in a casket and leave with him. Uh oh.

 

Winner: Chris...Masters.

 

 

 

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Blank. vs JinxedByFate

After that travesty the show runs on. AINT NO STOPPIN MEE NOW PEW PEW! Its blondie Benjamin! He walks with so much swag its unreal. What a heel. His opponent...is the first appearance from Foley of this tournement its Dude Love! Who still has Foley's music. Someone's getting fired tonight right here right now! DING DING! Dude Love clobbers Benjamin straight away and then waits for Benjamin to get up. He then hits a running knee lift right into Benjamins ass! Benjamin no sells Loves attack to the ass and responds with a right hand but Love counters and goes into a take down. Dude Love is a master of mat wrestling as we all know. Dude Love then elbow drops Benjamin and gets him up and but Benjamin responds with a dick punch!

 

Benjamin tried to lock up but Dude Love goes behind(Uh oh) and turns him around before clobbering him! Benjamin gets straight up and tried to chain grapple with Dude Love but Love is having none of it as he trips Benjamin down! Benjamin then rolls through and goes into buisness for himself as he gets up and hits a dropkick that even Maven would be proud of! Foley then gets up and hits a quick take down on Benjamin. Love is unwilling to put the young talent over tonight! Love then gets Benjamin up and runs at him but Benjamin hits a drop toe hold! Its gotta be over! He pins him 1..KICK OUTTT BAH GAWD.

 

Benjamin then gets on top of Foley and hugs him and rolls around with him. A fantastic display of Benjamins sensative side . Benjamin then gets Foley up and hits another dropkick. He then gets Dude Love up and hits a release T-bone! He then gets Dude Love up and throws him to the tops. Benjamin then goes behind and hits a release german suplex as Dude Love backflips around 4 feet of the ground. Such a athletic man. Love gets straight back up and though and hits a5 star body slam! Love then bounces Benjamin to the rope and hits a hip toss on Benjamin. He then gets Benjamin up and hits everyone's favourite move! The russian leg sweep! He then gets Benjamin up of the ground and hits a Mickie James DDT(Seriously.) He then covers the lifeless Benjamin for the 3 count as "the hardcore icon wins!"

 

Winner: Dude Love

 

 

Group B standings:

 

--------------W L D P

Chris Masters 1 0 0 3

Dude Love 1 0 0 3

CM Punk 0 1 0 0

Shelton Benjamin 0 1 0 0

 

W = Wins

L = Losses

D = Draws

P = Points

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The fact that the last person got Jericho is so lucky. Sorry to the guy who didn't get it though! I'll consider doing another if this is successful enough :D. Doing a few matches tonight so expect results later ;)

 

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Rusko vs NewAgeKill

We are now on the first matches of group C! Who will compete?! Only I know..and you will in a sentance or so. "BREEAK THE WALLS DOWN" Former WWE and World Heavyweight champion who holds the record for the most interconternental title runs and also a competitor on dancing with the stars...Its Chris Jericho. His opponent..everybodies favorite varsity jacket wearing wrestler(No one cares for Riley) its Christopher Nowinski! Robbie E and Chris Masters have gone over Punk and Del Rio so god knowes what will happen in this match.

 

They lock up and Jericho over powers Nowinski and hits a back suplex(was hoping for a "COME ON BABY!") Nowinski rolls to his feet and runs at Jericho but gets caught with a dick kick! Jericho then hits a flying forearm and gains a blue S..wonder what that is! He then gets to the the top rope and waits for Nowinski to get up. He leaps of the top rope hits a flying europian uppercut. I'd give it a 7 on the Castognoli scale. He then grabs Nowinski's legs and rolls him over and gets the walls locked in! However Nowinski has the ropes 1.."ASK HIM" 2..."ASK HIM!!" Jericho then breaks the hold!

 

He then tries to Nowinski up but king concussion kicks him of and then hits a running clothesline! Nowinski with some offense! He then hits a elbow drop! Please. Not again. Nowinski then gets up and looses a chain grapple before running out of the ring before Jericho can use his red f! What a heel! Jericho then goes to the outside after him and Nowinski picks up the steel steps before realising that DQ's are on(Wtf AI) he then chops Jericho and hits a dropkick! Nowinski then runs into the ring and Jericho follows. Nowinski then hits another famous Nowinski dropkick! He then elbow drops Jericho but Jericho gets straight up and beats the crap out of Nowinski! Jericho then hits submission #1 - armbar.

 

He then gets Nowinski up and rakes the eyes but Nowinski no sells and hits a running neck breaker before hitting another elbow drop. No comment. Then another dropkick once hes up. Jericho then gets up and hits a running neckbreaker out of nowhere! Nowinski then gets up in anger(Nowinski with this special ability) but is met with a running neckbreaker from Jericho(LOL). Jericho then gets Nowinski up and throws him to the corner and then grabs his head and hits a running bulldog and then he taunts to a shower of boo's(Fans wanting Nowinski to go over srsly). Jericho then bounces Nowinski to the ropes and catches Nowinski's legs on the rebound and turns him over for another walls of jericho! Ask him!!!!! ASK HIMMM! Nowinski submits after a few seconds!

 

Winner: Chris Jericho

 

 

 

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DarkMaster09 vs fizpop

Someones gonna get there ass kicked as out comes Mr cool aid man Mark Henry. He isn't heel so he'll probaly loose..."OH RADIOOOOO" scrath that. Ironic that the arena is randomed and it ends up on WWE superstars. Ding ding! They both walk towards each other and Henry headbuts Ryder straight away! Ryder gets up but is met with a gay hug suplex from Mark Henry who then beats his chest like a monkey! Henry then gets Ryder up and throws him to the corner and places him on the top rope! Uh oh! Ryder kicks him of though and leaps of the top rope and accidently dropkicks the ref! The first ever 32 pack tournement ref bump, its gotta be a run in! Henry then regains his compossure and hits another gay hug suplex! He then gets him up and hits a double handed chokeslam. The internet cry as Henry squashes Ryder. Ryder then gets to his feet but Henry grabs a hold of him and gets him in a bear hug but Ryder is on the rope. Its lucky because Henry would of took him to forth base. Mark Henry then puts him down but straight away hits the worlds strongest slam as the ref counts for the 3 count. Shortest. Match. So. Far.

 

Winner: Mark Henry

 

 

 

 

Group C standings:

 

--------------W L D P

Chris Jericho 1 0 0 3

Mark Henry 1 0 0 3

Christopher Nowinski 0 1 0 0

Zack Ryder 0 1 0 0

 

W = Wins

L = Losses

D = Draws

P = Points

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