lightning116 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 This thread, what is the best way of saying this? And if this has been done before, sorry. Ever had someone in your family that in your mind was absolutely terrible at playing games? Whether they be a child or an adult? From constantly using bubbles in New Super Mario Bros Wii when levels get 'too tough' for them to spamming the hell out of running attacks in the SmackDown games to dying at the most simplest part of a stage? Well, I have a funny story. My brother (9 at the time) was starting a new file on the Punch-Out remake. I figured 'okay he's fighting Glass Joe, so this shouldn't be so bad.' THREE ROUNDS LATER, he got his ass handed to him by Glass frickin' Joe. Guys and gals, that was one of the only times I ever wanted to but couldn't. I mean, I know personally just how sucky he is at games....BUT COME ON. Glass Joe? Now I know some of us have seen some of those embarrassing moments from family. Got any to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKSP. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My would have been sister-in-law, was horrible at GTA 4. She never stole a car, because she had enough morals to not high-jack a car but not enough to just shoot people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.N. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My friend died at the hands of the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Imperio Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='D.A.N.' timestamp='1294193166' post='7835776'] My friend died at the hands of the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. [/quote]I think all of we have, atleast once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raddad88 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Empire of Suciedad' timestamp='1294194370' post='7835813'] [quote name='D.A.N.' timestamp='1294193166' post='7835776'] My friend died at the hands of the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. [/quote]I think all of we have, atleast once. [/quote] If you've played that game enough you have died by the hand of first goomba. My girlfriend is terrible at games, she always picks cactus jack because he's a lumber jack, and manages to lose in all of a minute against just about anyone on svr. Punch punch oh shit he reversed it! That's the end of the match basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R A T E D. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Beating one of my family members in FIFA 11 the score was 11-0. My way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow™ Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My little brother was playing Christian's RTWM in SvR 2011. During the first free roam part he couldn't figure out how to get to the ring and start his match. He wandered in and out of locker rooms aimlessly for about 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightning116 Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Crowâ„¢' timestamp='1294207663' post='7836079'] My little brother was playing Christian's RTWM in SvR 2011. During the first free roam part he couldn't figure out how to get to the ring and start his match. He wandered in and out of locker rooms aimlessly for about 15 minutes. [/quote] Wow, really? That's amazing. My brother kept spamming frickin' running attacks against me on SmackDown 2011. Until I got the timing right in my first match and kicked his spamming @$$. Or the second match when he wanted to face one of my female CAWs. He ran into a leverage pin and lost. It cracked me up on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 The worst thing Iv seen was my Dad trying to play LittleBigPlanet. He couldnt get his head around the concept that if you hold the jump button you jump higher and further, so he kept reaching gaps and then just hopping straight into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My sister is awful at games, she cannot play them to save her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trademark. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I was playing Black Ops the other day with my father and he kept on shooting my teamates and never got a kill. He kept shooting none stop lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Not really what you want for this game, but cool anyways. My dad starts playing FIFA 2004, he doesnt even know the controls, and he just shoots the ball in the mid court, the ball goes straight to the net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. JustMe Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My funniest game moment: When I was 7, playing Marvel vs Capcom 2 with my big bro. He had me for a triple-team super and I wasted two of his fighters with Jill Valentine's super. It was more embarrassing for him then me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zander Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 My brother couldn't hold on to a 4-0 lead against me on Fifa 2003 and I came back to beat him 5-4. 'Twas a glorious tale to tell my friends afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSmex. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Me spending ages trying to figure out how I take out a weapon on Fallout 3 >_> Figured it out now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vickshow Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='iSmex.' timestamp='1294265191' post='7837288'] Me spending ages trying to figure out how I take out a weapon on Fallout 3 >_> Figured it out now. [/quote] I spent a good 30 minutes trying to figure out how to put a weapon away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Krunch Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Last summer I was at my cousins house at he was playing Mario Sunshine and he couldn't play. He couldn't jump, he was going in the wrong areas and pretty much doing everything wrong. It was funny because he was literally yelling at the TV in rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSmex. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='The Vickshow' timestamp='1294269367' post='7837416'] [quote name='iSmex.' timestamp='1294265191' post='7837288'] Me spending ages trying to figure out how I take out a weapon on Fallout 3 >_> Figured it out now. [/quote] I spent a good 30 minutes trying to figure out how to put a weapon away [/quote] We could of probably helped each other out xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Lost 7-1 to Man U in the FA Cup Final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer P. Awesomeness Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Christmas 2009. We got a Wii, with Sports Resort. My auntie, Uncle, and Cousins were up at my house, and after a while, my friend came in too. So we started playing the sword fighting game on Sports Resort, winner stays on. A few people had a turn and then I got on. I curb-stomped everybody. Also, whenever anyone plays me in Mario Kart, I usually win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Lionheart Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I played Fifa (some year) Got all my players, except for like 3 red carded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3w4te5rgd Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Mom played a song on guitar hero 3 on easy, she failed in like 10 seconds and she said screw this game to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zander Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='Hysteria.' timestamp='1294317528' post='7838382'] I played Fifa (some year) Got all my players, except for like 3 red carded. [/quote] That's not possible. You forfeit the match if you have 4 players sent off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightning116 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='Your Superbeast' timestamp='1294316757' post='7838359'] Also, whenever anyone plays me in Mario Kart, I usually win. [/quote] Same thing with me. My siblings hate it when I choose a Bowser track Hey if they want to get better, they have to start somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Imperio Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 When I was younger I was HORRIBLE at fifa, any of my cousins could easily score 10 goals, in the fist half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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