Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Pickup Lines for Psychopaths Hey, that dress looks really good on you. It would look even better crumpled up on the floor of the morgue covered in bloodstains. Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because he stole my magic box and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW! Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul? I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples? You'd look good with a shaved head. I've got the body of a Chippendale. . . its buried in a garbage bag under my floorboards. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? So I'd have to introduce myself before decapitating you? I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather be holding you. I'd like to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti <slurp slurp>. That dress is very becoming on you. I know if I were that dress I'd be beating your head in with a meat tenderizer. I was sitting there peeling the label off my beer bottle and I realised that I'd rather be peeling off your skin. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that the voices in my head come up with? Are you a moaner or a screamer? Or do you just gurgle? Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just don't seem to be working on you. You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my freezer at home. Baby, your daddy must've been a fireman because when I look at you I suddenly lose the urge to burn down this building. What's a nice girl like you doing in an unlit alley like this? If I said you had a nice body would you let me chop it into little pieces and keep it in my freezer? ::giggle:: Um, I mean, wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 You're weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rankon. Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol some of those are hilarious...that made me laugh thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldierOfDivine Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 You and me in 5 minutes AND JUST ME IN 10 MINUTES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadia Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 No wonder Jason Voorhees Dating service went down the drain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 you're welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetTheseHands Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol These are both funny and weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Styles Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 they are funny and weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeseHead. Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Your startin to scare me with all these phscho topics ,but these are definately funny pickup lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Clarkey- Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Wierd topics mate..... I'm scared for are Caws community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 well some people who know me call me a psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutҚast Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 LOL pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR's Homestyle BBQ Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Lmao I enjoyed that, some really funny "You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my freezer at home." but some pretty strange, "Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just don't seem to be working on you." nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Not even funny. You need to get shock therapy or something.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.MajinGod Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Those aren't close to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Moose Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 im scared to go outside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 [quote name='M3J- Khiladi' post='3596930' date='Jan 16 2008, 02:58 AM']Not even funny. You need to get shock therapy or something....[/quote] I'm sure i do but that won't do me any good Any you need to get some antidepressives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Moose Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 [quote name='Psychos'R'Usâ„¢' post='3598067' date='Jan 15 2008, 11:39 PM'][quote name='M3J- Khiladi' post='3596930' date='Jan 16 2008, 02:58 AM']Not even funny. You need to get shock therapy or something....[/quote] I'm sure i do but that won't do me any good Any you need to get some antidepressives [/quote] Wow, M3J just got owned, by a psycho. Cool. Hey psycho, lets say you were a wrestler, what would your ring music be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 idk...something like i'll rip your lungs out and look good at doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Moose Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 .......... not becoming a wrestler anymore........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaanHBK Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 actually that pretty funny.thx for postin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billvis Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 I got one "You ever seen me before? Thats because I just got out of jail. I'm staying at the hotel across the street, room 207, be there in ten minutes, don't make me come looking for you."-Charlie Murphy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychos'Я'Us Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 well i'm happy if i made you guys laugh ^ Pretty funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euphotic Zone Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Some of them are quite good... Albeit slightly obvious, if you know what I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroIYH Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 some of those are good. how about your name is Jennifer I noticed it was you from this old pair of shoes you threw out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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