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Pickup Lines for Psychopaths

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Pickup Lines for Psychopaths

Hey, that dress looks really good on you. It would look even better
crumpled up on the floor of the morgue covered in bloodstains.

Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because he stole my magic box
and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?

I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples?
You'd look good with a shaved head.

I've got the body of a Chippendale. . . its buried in a garbage bag
under my floorboards.

Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? So I'd have to introduce
myself before decapitating you?

I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather
be holding you.

I'd like to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti <slurp slurp>.

That dress is very becoming on you. I know if I were that dress I'd be
beating your head in with a meat tenderizer.

I was sitting there peeling the label off my beer bottle and I realised
that I'd rather be peeling off your skin.

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that the
voices in my head come up with?

Are you a moaner or a screamer? Or do you just gurgle?

Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just
don't seem to be working on you.

You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my
freezer at home.

Baby, your daddy must've been a fireman because when I look at you I
suddenly lose the urge to burn down this building.

What's a nice girl like you doing in an unlit alley like this?

If I said you had a nice body would you let me chop it into little
pieces and keep it in my freezer?


::giggle:: Um, I mean, wierd. :) :lol:

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Lmao I enjoyed that, some really funny
"You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my freezer at home."
but some pretty strange,
"Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just don't seem to be working on you."

nice

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im scared to go outside....

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[quote name='M3J- Khiladi' post='3596930' date='Jan 16 2008, 02:58 AM']Not even funny.



You need to get shock therapy or something....[/quote]

I'm sure i do but that won't do me any good :lol:
Any you need to get some antidepressives :rolleyes:

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[quote name='Psychos'R'Usâ„¢' post='3598067' date='Jan 15 2008, 11:39 PM'][quote name='M3J- Khiladi' post='3596930' date='Jan 16 2008, 02:58 AM']Not even funny.



You need to get shock therapy or something....[/quote]

I'm sure i do but that won't do me any good :lol:
Any you need to get some antidepressives :rolleyes:
[/quote]

Wow, M3J just got owned, by a psycho. Cool. Hey psycho, lets say you were a wrestler, what would your ring music be?

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.......... not becoming a wrestler anymore...........

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I got one

"You ever seen me before? Thats because I just got out of jail. I'm staying at the hotel across the street, room 207, be there in ten minutes, don't make me come looking for you."-Charlie Murphy

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