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[quote name='Starrstruck' post='2498602' date='Aug 8 2007, 08:17 PM']So, I guess I'll start this off. Who do you think the illegitimate child will be, and who is suing?[/quote]

We all know, kinda, that its Kennedy, but I cant fatham who it could be suing Vince
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Well, if Kennedy is the child (which most likely he will be), then that is obviously a way of pushing him into main event status. This Vince-Child thing is a major storyline. Major storylines = Main event matches. ;o
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[quote name='The King Of Extreme' post='2504509' date='Aug 9 2007, 01:12 PM'][quote name='Starrstruck' post='2498602' date='Aug 9 2007, 01:17 AM']So, I guess I'll start this off. Who do you think the illegitimate child will be, and who is suing?[/quote]

The Boogeyman :P
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:lol: that would be freaky but i want the Child to be Triple H that would really be awesome to find out that your son married his unknown sister and they had a child of there own together ha ha ha am LMAO just thinking about that.
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[b][color="#FF0000"]RAW [/color]Thoughts[/b]


I really enjoyed this show tonight. I am kind of sad they have moved away from the wrestling and moved more towards the entertainment again, but somehow it is working with the people they have.



Vince staring at Henry with the "is this my child!?" face was the funniest thing the entire show. I cracked up because Mark couldn't contain himself either.

Steph looked great:love:

Kennedy vs. Sandman was fun, Kennedy looked like a star tonight.

The Vince/Flair segment was right up my alley. It was just so... out there. That happy psycho look on Ric Flair's face was hilarious, especially compounded by the over-the-top acting by Vince and Coach. Of course, I was ammused by Kennedy's segment last week. I kind of like when they do somthing really short and wacky, then kind of forget it happened.

Hall & Oats was wonderful, "Hey Ron, it's '80s RETRO!" and "Wham!" :rofl:

For just a second, I thought the one fan shown during the Cryme Tyme skit was Konan.

The condom thing was a bit predictable, Glad to see they at least temporarily returned to the singing/clock smashing act that made Boogeyman tolerable at first.

I wish they would get rid of Snitskey, nothing personal against they guy I just do not find him entertaining at all plus who in the hell did the Highlanders p[i]is[/i]s off?

I can't believe the same Santino Marella that bored me to tears in that I-C run is keeping my eyes glued to the TV. That RAW Idol skit ruled, I was expecting to be let down a bit until I realized that Santino was going to be in it. Santino may just be the most hilarious guy on the roster right now. I know some of you will hate me for saying this, but I really haven't seen anyones charisma take off like this since Kurt Angle. Having Mick Foley was a nice surprise. I cannot believe they let Sheik come on and do a rant, but it was great. Jillian had a real Ornette Coleman thing going with her voice. Maria standing for the Russian National Anthem was great. I mean, she was hot already, but showing socialist sympathy? Smoking. Ahh, Santino. "Lookalike Times Square is missing a...how do you say... a prostitute." "Look a me, I'm a Cookie Monster. :rofl: "Classic. I really hope they don't overdo the whole game show thing (they will). Any dissapointment, though, was countered by Maria's clevage.

So i'm assuming when Maria and Ron go on their "date" Ron is ordering the HAM!

The MSG crowd didn't seem as hot for Cody as other recent crowds were. Still an alright match, though. I guess he faces Shelton next week.

King Booker is awesome, not much more to say about that. I really expected HHH to make the save for Lawler. Apparently, everyone at MSG did too. You could see the audience repeatedly turn towards the curtain, waiting for HHH to show up. I'm glad they did this, but they should give him some face time before Summerslam. The beatdown was done pretty well, and I haven't seen a good monitor attack in a while.

No Cena on the mic tonight? That's a little intresting. Not that I doubt Cena's ability, but I like a "Cena-lite" episode once every couple months.

I'm really think turning Umaga was a horrible idea. The main event was very fun. The crowd was just hot for everything tonight and that always makes the matches more fun. I also do not think Umaga was booked stronger than Cena, Umaga is always booked like that. Every time that Cena and Umaga have wrestled Umaga dominates Cena for most of the match anyway. Plus Umaga was able to clear house because he was on the apron for most of the match while Orton and Carlito worked Cena over. When it happens, Orton vs. Umaga will rule.

OHHH and was it just me, or was Todd Grishman really good on commentary tonight? I couldn't believe it, but he was really good. In all honesty I liked him better than Lawler.


Very fun show tonight, with nothing being horrible, and they did an excellent job building up Orton though those quick videos.


Did I miss it, or did they not do the "In memory of..." thing for Brian Adams?



Crowd - WHO’S YOUR DADDY! WHO’S YOUR DADDY!
Stephanie - YOUR BASTARD IS A WWE SUPERSTAR! CONGRATULATIONS!
Crowd - KENNEDY! KENNEDY! KENNEDY!
J.R. - We oughtta call Dr. James Andrews Saint Andrews after putting Lashley back together.
Lawler - This interruption has been brought to you by… the Sandman!
J.R. - I don’t think the Sandman’s strengths lie in chain wrestling.
Regal - I’m dressed like Simon Cowell because tonight, I’ll be hosting everyone’s favorite game show - WWE Idol. (to Cole and JBL)I know you’ve come here all the way from SmackDown to sing Hall and Oates, which is very timely… around the time of WrestleMania I.
Regal - Oh Maria, just the person I wanted to see - next week it’s your big date with Ron Simmons…
Santino - I’MA SORRY, BUT THERE CAN’T BE ANY-A DATE!
Santinio - Tonight, on WW Idol, I’ma gonna sing a song so romantical that I’ll win her back.
JBL/Cole - SHE’S A RICH GIRL! RICH GIRL!
JBL -Hey Ron…. It’s the ‘80s retro‘s in!
Cole - Come on Ron, who’s your favorite ‘80s band?
Simmons - WHAM!
JTG - YO SHAD, TELL ‘EM WHAT’S HOOD!
Shad - THAT MONEY, MONEY…
King - Yeah, yeah!
Shad - Good, kid!
J.R. - Imagine if Mr.McMahon’s illegitimate child was Murdoch? Mr. McMahon lives a refined life, and Murdoch lives in a double wide.
J.R. (on Snitsky) - He’s deranged, he’s psychotic… HE COULD BE MR. MCMAHON’S SON!
Boogey - Cat’s in the cradle…
Coach - Well sir, he does have your eyes…
Boogey - HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Regal - I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to be more womanly-looking than Ryan Seacrest, but you did it. If you say “Grisham, out” any time tonight, you’re fired!
Mick - I realized that I love being out here, in NEW YORK CITY! And that I’ll do almost anything for money. Thank you.
Jillian - Since we’re so close to Broadway, I thought I’d do my own version of one of its classics, with my own lyrics.
Lawler - Uh oh, I was afraid of that.
Mick - Jillian, for the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I’m glad I had my right ear ripped off my head.
Maria - Jillian, your singing was… let me find the words… you look pretty.
Regal - Perhaps I should change tonight’s main event to Roe vs. Wade, because that was an abortion. Leave the stage!
J.R. - I’m glad Fink’s got the mic and not the Sheik.
(on Nikolai’s singing)Regal - I know exactly what that was - horrible!
(to Sheiky) Regal - HE’S A BLOODY LUNATIC! BUGGER OFF!
Santino - I’M-A SORRY! I cannot not sing-a my song, and that-a outfit… it-a looks-a like Times Square is missing a prostitute. When the moon hits your eye, like-a-big pizza pie, that’s amore!
Mick - Santino, I’m sorry, but that was almost as painful as watching you wrestle.
Santino - Haha, that-a was funny, Maria, let’s go to Little Italy, I know a nice little place…
Santino - Are you here to rhyme, like-a on-a Sesame Street? Are you the Cookie Monster?
(Ron KOs Santino)Regal - That was music to my ears, the winner of WWE Idol - Ron Simmons!
Simmons - DAMN!
Lawler - Haas could be a McMahon…
J.R. - What about Jack Doane?
Booker - In the history of kings, there has never been one as revered or as majestic as I! Last week, I beat Jerome Lawler, and proved that I is the one, true king. Jerome, I demand that you humble yourself and lay the crown on the dome of your king, King BOOKAH! DO IT, AND DO IT NOW!
Booker - LOOK MAN, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I SAID PUT THE DAMN CROWN ON MY DOME! YA DIG!? NOW DO IT!
Lawler - You say you’re the only King… you see that’s not quite true, and that’s why I’m not going to put this crown on your head. You see, before we went on the air, I got a note from our General Manager stating that you’ll have a match against this man…
Video -the King of Kings!
(To Lawler) Booker - GET YOUR ASS UP! GET YOUR ASS UP NOW, JERRY!
Crowd - ASS-HOLE! ASS-HOLE!
Booker - I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD.
J..R - YOU’RE NOT THE KING OF NOTHIN’! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Booker - PISS OFF!
J.R. - Randy Orton’s list of victims is incredible - you don’t get many higher than Shawn Michaels, or more resilient than Rob Van Dam. Sgt. Slaughter and Dusty Rhodes are Hall of Famers!
Orton - I don’t just win matches - I END CAREERS!
Orton - If you hate John Cena, then I’ll be your hero whether you like it or not, and if you love him, then I’ll be your worst nightmare!
Crowd - CE-NA! CE-NA!
Crowd - CE-NA SUCKS! CE-NA SUCKS!
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I saw that there was going to be WWE Idol and I thought "Oh God". But when I watched it I found it hilarious. William Regal is the best judge. Great to see that the Iron Sheik had a hissy fit. All in all it was awesome. But I got to say, Santino Marella pissed me off during this Maria storyline. But now that he's turned heel, I *censored*ing love this guy! He's hilarious now. I loved when Ron Simmons came out and Santino mentioned the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. LMAO. The Cole/JBL skit was freaking hilarious. I almost pissed my pants.

Lack of matches if you ask me. But it was a good Raw. The Kennedy/Sandman match was good. The main event rocked. I was on the edge of my seat. Snitsky vs. Robbie sucked as usual. Ordinary jobbers.
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[quote]Orton - If you hate John Cena, then I’ll be your hero whether you like it or not, and if you love him, then I’ll be your worst nightmare![/quote]

Young Randall gets points for not botching a single promo. Stay off the pot my boy.
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Punk was great on the mic in the opening segment on ECW. He completely outdid Morrison.

The Punk vs Big Daddy V match was stupid though. How does a countout finish benefit either wrestler? It made Punk look weak and BDV appear limited in-ring.
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