CyAnIde Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Badass Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 "What goes around comes around" I don't know any but i think that was one...^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Sabbath Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 If there is grass on the field, play ball idk... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunky Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 You suck....That's what she said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pensivetheory Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Your only scared to die if you aint living right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Sabbath Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Be in bed by 8, home by 11.... alllriigghhhtttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taker Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Open Up The Book of Maddness and Read the page of Life.. **Whos the the one to tell you what to do and how to Rise?** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman100 Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 "soul is waking up in the morning on a sunday with a transvestite hooker you found at a an evening bar in Chicago in 1986!" "No matter what music has been made Jimi Hendrix will always come back to you" "Don't bitch if your fat" "Don't bitch if your a bitch" ""Pray...even if it isn't to any religon or god. Even if it is to your cat. Or a wall."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InuyashaFanClan Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 choose your freinds wisely your body doesant last forever do something insane with it fear is a weapon learn how to use it in a fight your not the only person on the planet the bigger they are the harder they fall dont work for your money let your money work for you its your life its your responsibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moretz Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 its ok to be gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrB Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 "dont masterbate it causes blindness" lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cangry Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Make love, not war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLunchBox Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live, I will kill you.If I die, you are forgiven. Such is the rule of honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyAnIde Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote name='Hitman100' post='14597' date='Feb 20 2006, 01:32 AM']""Pray...even if it isn't to any religon or god. Even if it is to your cat. Or a wall.""[/quote] K no thnx [quote]You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy!" -Anton LaVey[/quote] Quoted for truth! I'm startin to like this LaVey guy more and more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Ghost Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Man who take woman camping, has one in tent. Man who lays woman on ground has piece on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyAnIde Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 [quote name='Goku GT' post='15711' date='Feb 20 2006, 05:13 PM']Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Man who take woman camping, has one in tent. Man who lays woman on ground has piece on earth.[/quote] AHAHAHAHAHA I love those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Ghost Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 ^^^thanks, I thought you would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacknife Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Always whipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARKER™ Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 " Live Life To The Fullest " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londango* Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Lava isnt edible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman100 Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok I would liek to say something to that asshole htey call Cyanide. Is your life so warped by the consending world of science that you can't belive in anything that makes this world spin and make the flowers grow and make us as human beings be us. I do not belive in any religon. I belive in spirits and energies that make us live. I have talked to and seen energy's in my head. If have heard them tell me words of love and peace to me. I pray to them because I belive they are the reason our life is the way it is. If you can be so self centered and like everyone else in this universe to think that it is only you on here. I used to be like that but really if you think that you are the only one who thinks like that. Think again. Half the world does not belive in any religon anymore. Including me for a time. Until I was sitting on my bed and I heard a *censored*ing voice. Then I looked around and felt and huge burst of energy inside my body. You think im crazy? Fine. I know that they only spread love and do not give a shit who anyone thinks. If you belive in nothing. Then your lost. I am just trying to tell you now because if you grow up like this you will become so conservitive that nothing will be nothing. Instead of something. I see things like this. An empty place with no air no atoms no world nothing what so ever. Is still something. How did this universe come to be!? Big Bang therory makes sense. What caused the big bang theory. I am sure there are answers. Then what. What caused the things that caused the big bang. How the hell am I sitting on a computer chair right now typing at you. Those are the unaswerd questions that can only be answered in some form or shape through a prare. P.S: I should be in a mental hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyAnIde Posted February 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 K what was that about Hitters? lol I never said you were crazy I just said no thanks to prayer I think it's pointless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delatexan Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 "Win If You Can, Lose If You Must, But Always Cheat!" -Bobby Heenan By The Way, Goku, those quotes Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacknife Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 [quote name='delatexan' post='17142' date='Feb 20 2006, 09:58 PM']"Win If You Can, Lose If You Must, But Always Cheat!" -Bobby Heenan By The Way, Goku, those quotes Rock![/quote] Actually that was Jesse Ventura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antistar Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 If you do something right no one will think youv'e done anything at all where as if you do something wrong you will hear about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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