Officer P. Awesomeness

At least I know who both my parents are. Your father could be any of the hundreds of men your mother slept with when she got knocked up.

*Censored*

All dem losers in tthe pictures on your profile

Congrats on becoming a mod. Well deserved!

Dafuq?!?! When were you made a mod?

Happy now?

Oh no bro. Uncool

Toxie; Y U NO A MOD ANYMOAR???

U-Mod??? Congrats, bro.

Come on though, it is Balotelli. He's a c*nt, but he's an entertaining c*nt.

Also, awesome profile song.

Nah, I felt like paying tribute to Balotelli in a non-obvious way since I should hate him, but I can't. Officer P. Awesomeness might come back at some point though.

Umm, yeah, wanna step back that accusation you made about Spyder?

*golded ¬_¬

Y'all bin goleded? Congrats

lol to the bant

lolbant

Well that was quick >_>

I was just hanging around to wind up the guys in the football (soccer) chat. Imma disappear again. Might come back a couple of times once the season gets going.

Elbow are pretty good. Been a fan of theirs for a while

It's actually brilliant. I'm sure even you will appreciate it.

Thou mad about Punk's promo last night?

Fuse darling, can you send me my password pl0x

I'll never stop stalking you on twitter *creepy smile*

The only thing stopping me from doing that is MGS

Really? 19 minutes? ROFLMFAO!