Schadenfreude

Who needs electronic stimulation when there's ball in a cup?

Awww, a dedication <3

If it helps, you won't be the last team we make look tame ;o

Oh, whats that? 1-0 in the FA Cup when we were falling apart? Oh, now look... now that we are back to our best... 5-1... 4-0...

Name rings a bell but I can't picture her...

Lucy Pinder <3 Born in Southampton, don'tcha know

We have you third game of the season and third-from-last game of the season. Guess we'll see who makes the better start, won't we.

How philosophical... but ya know, this year, we'll be the ones starting well. Fixtures announced tomorrow, I'll come syche you out tomorrow

second page of my*... one of my more inventive botches, I fear...

Read the comments you left me on the second page of the Profile Comments, then look at how the table looked at the end of the season ;D

I found it sickeningly ironic that Henry claimed a handball against Uruaguy. If I had been refereeing that match I would have booked on him the grounds that he is a cheating bastard.

If France play like they did against Uruaguy then they should face the firing squad...

If we don't beat both Slovenia & Algeria by 3 or more, we will go out in the Quarters. If we win by more, confidence will take us to the Semi's where we'll be knocked out on pens. Spain to win. Your prediction?

lol Up the Arsenhole... anyway...

>=o Do not sully my Southampton orientated About Me with your filth.

lolPortsmouth. About time they liquidised, isn't it? & yeah, it was pretty good, shame Niemi wasn't an inch taller, he would've kept Pires' tap-in out.

Hmm. I don't like too many people knowing, though, as you can tell...

Shows how long ago you last edited this, I was a Mod when you made it...

Dunno how reliable this news is, but here in Southampton there are rumours going around that Bristol Rovers are gonna be getting our midfielder Paul Wotton on a free transfer. You are welcome to him if it's true. Not exactly a reliable and dedicated midfielder.

Well, Huddersfield and Colchester may be shaking, but that darw against Oldham has effectivley ended our run in. I guess we'll be putting 5 past you next year, too Schneiderlins was a beauty, though.

It's all come full circle :') David connoly & Michail Antonio <3

lawl best team on the day... match deserved a draw imo,and ou defence got sloppy as always in the last 10 mins... nice 3rd though, and next time you won't beso luckeh boy

G'lluck tonight kind sir; may the best team win

We all know we need a big CB since 3 of t last 4 goals we conceeded were from set pieces+crosses, but Pardew hasn't got one yet. Meant to be loaning one today tho.

And also i just went onto your official site and it makes us sound evil. "Southampton could have doubled his wages", "we couldn't compete with their offer"... O_O