Chris Davis

Tom Jones vs. Justin Timberlake Big Vis vs. Bill Cosby in a Jello pudding eat off La Parka vs. Lance Storm in a dance contest Mini me vs. Napoleon vs. Gary Coleman vs. Chucky vs. Stewie Griffin Caeser vs. Constatine John Cena vs. Superman (Cena is not going over)

Oh my god.

Here's another one 1. Jenifer Lopez vs. Shakira in a bikini match that can only be won by pinfall. (Everyone wins) 2. Tom Cruise vs. Sanity (my money is on Tom) 3. George Lucas vs. Peter Jackson 4. Black Beard & Callico Jack vs. Captain Jack Sparrow & Will Turner 5. Cleopatra vs. Bodicca (The original diva vs. a real warrior queen) 6. Napoleon vs. Gary Coleman 7. Charlie Murphy vs. Dave Chappelle with Eddie Murphy as the special guest ref in a cage. (I smell a swerve) 8. George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln (Lincoln has the size and weight advantage but Washington has experience) 9. Main event: Superman & Batman vs. Captain America & Spiderman (We know who's going to carry this match)

If you could put together a Wrestling card with some of the most absurd matchs what would it be? 1. Hardcore Match: Paris Hilton vs. Tera Reid (They take an IQ test and whoever has the highest IQ gets to pick the weapons) 2. Chewbacca vs. George the Animal Steele 3. Bozzo the clown vs. Doink the clown 4. Frodo Baggins vs. Willow 5. Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin (Family Guy) 6. The WWE writing team with Vince Russo vs. The 300 Spartans 7. Handicap Match: Julius Caeser & Marc Antony vs. The Roman Senate with Octavian as the special guest ref 8.Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck vs. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck 9. Battle of the Badasses: Tony Soprano vs. The Godfather vs. Tony Montana 10. Genghis Khan vs. Attilla the Hun 11. The Main event, a special 10 man tag match: The Earps(Virgil Wyatt, Morgan, and James) with Doc Holiday vs. Jesse James, Frank James, Ike Clayton, Curly Bill, and Billy the Kid This is going to be one hell of a slobber knocker.