BlackToxic Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 [u][b][center]The A-Z on How to Survive in a Wrestling Forum[/center][/b][/u] [b]A - Attitude Era[/b] - A Time where there were no bad promos or stale wrestling matches. Use it to bitch at everything ever done pre/post this era, because Youtube has some funny clips of Stone Cold and Vince McMahon, so it must have been great. [b]B - Batista[/b] - So you want to be liked by the IWC? Then never like this guy. If you see anyone who does like him, make sure that everytime he posts you reply to him with "Says a Batista fan, fag" [b]C - CAPS LOCK[/b] - USE IT PROPERLY OR YOU WILL INSTANTLY BE LOOKED UPON AS A NOOB. THIS ALSO GOES FOR AlTeRnAtInG CaPs LoCk TyPiNg AnD constantly using colours. [b]D - Deny[/b] - Deny ever liking anyone or anything that isn't liked by the rest of the forum. Quickly get out of that Forum's Jeff Hardy Fanclub and change your Avatar of CM Punk to "RIP EDDIE" ASAP. [b]E - Everything sucks [/b]- As a Wrestling Fan it is your duty to dislike everything a Wrestling Company does, no matter if you've been crying that the guy deserves a title reign for a year now. Make sure to hate anyone who has a title on them, except for Randy Orton. [b]F - F Word[/b] - No not a rant about the PG Era. The F Word should never be used, Wrestling is Scripted and not "Fake", because there is such a big difference between them. Prepare for instant flaming if used. [b]G - Gay[/b] - Because everything disliked by IWC must be listed as 'Gay' or have witty Homosexual names. (Example; Fagtista and Triple Gay) [b]H - Heels[/b] - Make sure everyone knows you are such a big Internet Heel, this is done by irrationally flaming people for no reason and constantly going on about people who have cried about your posts. You can't be seen liking any wrestler and you should never post with anything interesting to say. You are doing this wrong if you are going around literally telling people you are a Heel, this now gives the chance for real Internet Heels to eat you alive. [b]I - Indy Scene[/b] - Take every single opportunity to convince people you know everything about Indy wrestlers by getting your information via Youtube clips, ALWAYS refer to all WWE's Ex-Indy wrestlers by their old indy names and go on and on about how wrestlers are stealing Indy moves and how CM Punk should bring back his Pepsi Plunge. [b]J - John Cena[/b] - (See B - Batista). The only time you can ever tell people you liked this guy, is when referring to his original Heel gimmick.. because he was completely different as a Heel, right? Constantly go on and on about how he has 5 Moves. [b]K - Kurt Angle[/b] - Once someone leaves WWE, they suck (untill they return, then obviously they should be the champion). Kurt Angle is a prime example of this, stick by it no matter what. [b]L - Lou Thesz[/b] - Who? Who cares that you've never even seen a match of his, make sure you tell everyone that you think he was great and love his matches. This also goes for people like Verne Gagne, Mil Mascaras and Giant Baba. [b]M - Memes[/b] - Use them untill your eyes cry blood. These include every single "/FACEPALM" and "FAIL" Images you can find on Google. It doesn't matter if people stopped using them on forums years ago or that no-one with a concept of humour finds them funny. You MUST use them, your career as a Internet Heel depends on it. [b]N - Noob[/b] - This is the name for everyone else that hasn't been on the forum longer than you (Even if you have only been registered for a month) [b]O - Old School[/b] - Make sure that you constantly tell everyone about "The Good old Days", even if you weren't born back then or didn't even watch it. Insist that you started watched Wrestling at the age of 6 Months, where you still clearly remember Hogan vs Andre. [b]P - PG ERA[/b] - ITS GAY AND CENA HAS 5 MOVES!! [b]Q - QFT!!! [/b]- You Don't have anything to say in a topic but you still have a low post count? Quote For Truth the first post you can find. This also comes in handy when trying to be accepted by the forums older members, because everyone loves being quoted for truth. [b]R - Roids[/b] - Ignorantly pretend that no-one in WWE or TNA is on steroids, except Batista because he sucks. [b]S - Spelling [/b]- Use it correctly and prepare for a bunch of *censored*'s to pull you up on every single Typo. [b]T - The IWC (Internet Wrestling Community)[/b] - You are part of it no matter how many times you want to pretend you aren't one of the sheep. To be a smark, you must constantly state how much you hate The IWC and how you hate anyone who agree's with one of The IWC's trends (Example of IWC Trend; Insisting that John Morrison is the next HBK) [b]U - UFC[/b] - Every wrestler could be UFC Champion, Undertaker would probably destroy Wanderlei Silva cause he does those MMA Strikes in the corner, and CM Punk has those spinny kicks aswell. [b]V - Vince Russo [/b]- No matter what happened in WCW or happens in TNA that was 'Wrestlecrap' worthy.. Blame it on Vince Russo, even if it has nothing to do with him or he wasn't even working for them at the time. He must be to blame. Unless of course it's something good, then you can praise Bischoff and Jarrett. [b]W - Wikipedia[/b] - no matter what the topic or question is, no matter if you already know the answers or have a basic knowledge on the topic.. ALWAYS go straight to Wikipedia, so you can copy and paste everything it has. [b]X - X-Pac[/b] - One of the many wrestlers, even though he was majorly hated while with WWE, you must insist he would be great if he came back. This also goes for anyone who isn't in WWE anymore, but no-one can remember how terrible they really were. Because WWE obviously made a mistake getting rid of The Blue Meanie. [b]Y - Youtube [/b]- It's the Second base of knowledge (first being Wikipedia), everything you know or remember must come from Youtube clips. Especially when you are pretending to have watched Wrestling in the 90s. Make sure you constantly post HILARIOUS Attitude era videos or Music Tribute Videos from Youtube onto the forum, because people love that. [b]Z - Zach Gowen[/b] - Create lots of topics with "LUL REMEMBER THIS [ENTER THE MOST OVERPOSTED THING YOU CAN FIND]! LOOOOL!!", This includes Goldust and Booker T's videos, Nick Mondo's bumps, Stone Cold playing a guitar, The Kanenites and "It's not real to me dammit" videos or that picture of Cena as a Pokemon. - I'd rather post it here, since it doesn't just apply to the 'Wrestling Chat' section. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thuganomics Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 As soon as I saw B, I QUICKLY knew who was gonna be on J.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa78 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Nice find man, this is so very friggin' true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivandude Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 The whole thing is truth. I can think of so many people who possess all characteristics listed... The worst and most often occcuring offence has to be the Attitude Era references with YouTube fuelling it, with John Cena and PG era flaming tied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellHammer Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 This is as good if not better as the IWC rules that were made up here..Very true, and pretty much the reason I try not to post too much in the WWE/ECW board, I almost started to fall in some of these categories, and it was starting to effect basically my own personal view on, and enjoyment of watching Wrestling. I hope others realize some of the stupidity they're creating by reading this A-Z guide. Thanks BlackToxic for finding this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd Tom Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Whoever made that must've been reading over the WWE & ECW Section here daily... Spot on as far as I'm concerned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Krunch Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 This is exactly why I don't post much in the WWE/ECW chat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 [s]FAIL[/s] That's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Self Made* Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 O Q W N Are my favorites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverse DVD Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 So funny yet so true. Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euphotic Zone Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 It's funny 'cause it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 That's so funny and true in the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londango* Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 [quote name='BlackToxic' post='6199088' date='Jun 18 2009, 02:14 PM'][u][b][center]The A-Z on How to Survive in a Wrestling Forum[/center][/b][/u] [b]A - Attitude Era[/b] - A Time where there were no bad promos or stale wrestling matches. Use it to bitch at everything ever done pre/post this era, because Youtube has some funny clips of Stone Cold and Vince McMahon, so it must have been great. [b]B - Batista[/b] - So you want to be liked by the IWC? Then never like this guy. If you see anyone who does like him, make sure that everytime he posts you reply to him with "Says a Batista fan, fag" [b]C - CAPS LOCK[/b] - USE IT PROPERLY OR YOU WILL INSTANTLY BE LOOKED UPON AS A NOOB. THIS ALSO GOES FOR AlTeRnAtInG CaPs LoCk TyPiNg AnD constantly using colours. [b]D - Deny[/b] - Deny ever liking anyone or anything that isn't liked by the rest of the forum. Quickly get out of that Forum's Jeff Hardy Fanclub and change your Avatar of CM Punk to "RIP EDDIE" ASAP. [b]E - Everything sucks [/b]- As a Wrestling Fan it is your duty to dislike everything a Wrestling Company does, no matter if you've been crying that the guy deserves a title reign for a year now. Make sure to hate anyone who has a title on them, except for Randy Orton. [b]F - F Word[/b] - No not a rant about the PG Era. The F Word should never be used, Wrestling is Scripted and not "Fake", because there is such a big difference between them. Prepare for instant flaming if used. [b]G - Gay[/b] - Because everything disliked by IWC must be listed as 'Gay' or have witty Homosexual names. (Example; Fagtista and Triple Gay) [b]H - Heels[/b] - Make sure everyone knows you are such a big Internet Heel, this is done by irrationally flaming people for no reason and constantly going on about people who have cried about your posts. You can't be seen liking any wrestler and you should never post with anything interesting to say. You are doing this wrong if you are going around literally telling people you are a Heel, this now gives the chance for real Internet Heels to eat you alive. [b]I - Indy Scene[/b] - Take every single opportunity to convince people you know everything about Indy wrestlers by getting your information via Youtube clips, ALWAYS refer to all WWE's Ex-Indy wrestlers by their old indy names and go on and on about how wrestlers are stealing Indy moves and how CM Punk should bring back his Pepsi Plunge. [b]J - John Cena[/b] - (See B - Batista). The only time you can ever tell people you liked this guy, is when referring to his original Heel gimmick.. because he was completely different as a Heel, right? Constantly go on and on about how he has 5 Moves. [b]K - Kurt Angle[/b] - Once someone leaves WWE, they suck (untill they return, then obviously they should be the champion). Kurt Angle is a prime example of this, stick by it no matter what. [b]L - Lou Thesz[/b] - Who? Who cares that you've never even seen a match of his, make sure you tell everyone that you think he was great and love his matches. This also goes for people like Verne Gagne, Mil Mascaras and Giant Baba. [b]M - Memes[/b] - Use them untill your eyes cry blood. These include every single "/FACEPALM" and "FAIL" Images you can find on Google. It doesn't matter if people stopped using them on forums years ago or that no-one with a concept of humour finds them funny. You MUST use them, your career as a Internet Heel depends on it. [b]N - Noob[/b] - This is the name for everyone else that hasn't been on the forum longer than you (Even if you have only been registered for a month) [b]O - Old School[/b] - Make sure that you constantly tell everyone about "The Good old Days", even if you weren't born back then or didn't even watch it. Insist that you started watched Wrestling at the age of 6 Months, where you still clearly remember Hogan vs Andre. [b]P - PG ERA[/b] - ITS GAY AND CENA HAS 5 MOVES!! [b]Q - QFT!!! [/b]- You Don't have anything to say in a topic but you still have a low post count? Quote For Truth the first post you can find. This also comes in handy when trying to be accepted by the forums older members, because everyone loves being quoted for truth. [b]R - Roids[/b] - Ignorantly pretend that no-one in WWE or TNA is on steroids, except Batista because he sucks. [b]S - Spelling [/b]- Use it correctly and prepare for a bunch of *censored*'s to pull you up on every single Typo. [b]T - The IWC (Internet Wrestling Community)[/b] - You are part of it no matter how many times you want to pretend you aren't one of the sheep. To be a smark, you must constantly state how much you hate The IWC and how you hate anyone who agree's with one of The IWC's trends (Example of IWC Trend; Insisting that John Morrison is the next HBK) [b]U - UFC[/b] - Every wrestler could be UFC Champion, Undertaker would probably destroy Wanderlei Silva cause he does those MMA Strikes in the corner, and CM Punk has those spinny kicks aswell. [b]V - Vince Russo [/b]- No matter what happened in WCW or happens in TNA that was 'Wrestlecrap' worthy.. Blame it on Vince Russo, even if it has nothing to do with him or he wasn't even working for them at the time. He must be to blame. Unless of course it's something good, then you can praise Bischoff and Jarrett. [b]W - Wikipedia[/b] - no matter what the topic or question is, no matter if you already know the answers or have a basic knowledge on the topic.. ALWAYS go straight to Wikipedia, so you can copy and paste everything it has. [b]X - X-Pac[/b] - One of the many wrestlers, even though he was majorly hated while with WWE, you must insist he would be great if he came back. This also goes for anyone who isn't in WWE anymore, but no-one can remember how terrible they really were. Because WWE obviously made a mistake getting rid of The Blue Meanie. [b]Y - Youtube [/b]- It's the Second base of knowledge (first being Wikipedia), everything you know or remember must come from Youtube clips. Especially when you are pretending to have watched Wrestling in the 90s. Make sure you constantly post HILARIOUS Attitude era videos or Music Tribute Videos from Youtube onto the forum, because people love that. [b]Z - Zach Gowen[/b] - Create lots of topics with "LUL REMEMBER THIS [ENTER THE MOST OVERPOSTED THING YOU CAN FIND]! LOOOOL!!", This includes Goldust and Booker T's videos, Nick Mondo's bumps, Stone Cold playing a guitar, The Kanenites and "It's not real to me dammit" videos or that picture of Cena as a Pokemon.[/quote] QFT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyH Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 If you like Batista, your an lolfag, but if you dislike him, your a drooling IWC moron. Wanna tell me how that's fair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutҚast Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Epic read, thanks for posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qama Qazi Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 [quote name='London*' post='6200203' date='Jun 18 2009, 01:06 PM'][quote name='BlackToxic' post='6199088' date='Jun 18 2009, 02:14 PM'][u][b][center]The A-Z on How to Survive in a Wrestling Forum[/center][/b][/u] [b]A - Attitude Era[/b] - A Time where there were no bad promos or stale wrestling matches. Use it to bitch at everything ever done pre/post this era, because Youtube has some funny clips of Stone Cold and Vince McMahon, so it must have been great. [b]B - Batista[/b] - So you want to be liked by the IWC? Then never like this guy. If you see anyone who does like him, make sure that everytime he posts you reply to him with "Says a Batista fan, fag" [b]C - CAPS LOCK[/b] - USE IT PROPERLY OR YOU WILL INSTANTLY BE LOOKED UPON AS A NOOB. THIS ALSO GOES FOR AlTeRnAtInG CaPs LoCk TyPiNg AnD constantly using colours. [b]D - Deny[/b] - Deny ever liking anyone or anything that isn't liked by the rest of the forum. Quickly get out of that Forum's Jeff Hardy Fanclub and change your Avatar of CM Punk to "RIP EDDIE" ASAP. [b]E - Everything sucks [/b]- As a Wrestling Fan it is your duty to dislike everything a Wrestling Company does, no matter if you've been crying that the guy deserves a title reign for a year now. Make sure to hate anyone who has a title on them, except for Randy Orton. [b]F - F Word[/b] - No not a rant about the PG Era. The F Word should never be used, Wrestling is Scripted and not "Fake", because there is such a big difference between them. Prepare for instant flaming if used. [b]G - Gay[/b] - Because everything disliked by IWC must be listed as 'Gay' or have witty Homosexual names. (Example; Fagtista and Triple Gay) [b]H - Heels[/b] - Make sure everyone knows you are such a big Internet Heel, this is done by irrationally flaming people for no reason and constantly going on about people who have cried about your posts. You can't be seen liking any wrestler and you should never post with anything interesting to say. You are doing this wrong if you are going around literally telling people you are a Heel, this now gives the chance for real Internet Heels to eat you alive. [b]I - Indy Scene[/b] - Take every single opportunity to convince people you know everything about Indy wrestlers by getting your information via Youtube clips, ALWAYS refer to all WWE's Ex-Indy wrestlers by their old indy names and go on and on about how wrestlers are stealing Indy moves and how CM Punk should bring back his Pepsi Plunge. [b]J - John Cena[/b] - (See B - Batista). The only time you can ever tell people you liked this guy, is when referring to his original Heel gimmick.. because he was completely different as a Heel, right? Constantly go on and on about how he has 5 Moves. [b]K - Kurt Angle[/b] - Once someone leaves WWE, they suck (untill they return, then obviously they should be the champion). Kurt Angle is a prime example of this, stick by it no matter what. [b]L - Lou Thesz[/b] - Who? Who cares that you've never even seen a match of his, make sure you tell everyone that you think he was great and love his matches. This also goes for people like Verne Gagne, Mil Mascaras and Giant Baba. [b]M - Memes[/b] - Use them untill your eyes cry blood. These include every single "/FACEPALM" and "FAIL" Images you can find on Google. It doesn't matter if people stopped using them on forums years ago or that no-one with a concept of humour finds them funny. You MUST use them, your career as a Internet Heel depends on it. [b]N - Noob[/b] - This is the name for everyone else that hasn't been on the forum longer than you (Even if you have only been registered for a month) [b]O - Old School[/b] - Make sure that you constantly tell everyone about "The Good old Days", even if you weren't born back then or didn't even watch it. Insist that you started watched Wrestling at the age of 6 Months, where you still clearly remember Hogan vs Andre. [b]P - PG ERA[/b] - ITS GAY AND CENA HAS 5 MOVES!! [b]Q - QFT!!! [/b]- You Don't have anything to say in a topic but you still have a low post count? Quote For Truth the first post you can find. This also comes in handy when trying to be accepted by the forums older members, because everyone loves being quoted for truth. [b]R - Roids[/b] - Ignorantly pretend that no-one in WWE or TNA is on steroids, except Batista because he sucks. [b]S - Spelling [/b]- Use it correctly and prepare for a bunch of *censored*'s to pull you up on every single Typo. [b]T - The IWC (Internet Wrestling Community)[/b] - You are part of it no matter how many times you want to pretend you aren't one of the sheep. To be a smark, you must constantly state how much you hate The IWC and how you hate anyone who agree's with one of The IWC's trends (Example of IWC Trend; Insisting that John Morrison is the next HBK) [b]U - UFC[/b] - Every wrestler could be UFC Champion, Undertaker would probably destroy Wanderlei Silva cause he does those MMA Strikes in the corner, and CM Punk has those spinny kicks aswell. [b]V - Vince Russo [/b]- No matter what happened in WCW or happens in TNA that was 'Wrestlecrap' worthy.. Blame it on Vince Russo, even if it has nothing to do with him or he wasn't even working for them at the time. He must be to blame. Unless of course it's something good, then you can praise Bischoff and Jarrett. [b]W - Wikipedia[/b] - no matter what the topic or question is, no matter if you already know the answers or have a basic knowledge on the topic.. ALWAYS go straight to Wikipedia, so you can copy and paste everything it has. [b]X - X-Pac[/b] - One of the many wrestlers, even though he was majorly hated while with WWE, you must insist he would be great if he came back. This also goes for anyone who isn't in WWE anymore, but no-one can remember how terrible they really were. Because WWE obviously made a mistake getting rid of The Blue Meanie. [b]Y - Youtube [/b]- It's the Second base of knowledge (first being Wikipedia), everything you know or remember must come from Youtube clips. Especially when you are pretending to have watched Wrestling in the 90s. Make sure you constantly post HILARIOUS Attitude era videos or Music Tribute Videos from Youtube onto the forum, because people love that. [b]Z - Zach Gowen[/b] - Create lots of topics with "LUL REMEMBER THIS [ENTER THE MOST OVERPOSTED THING YOU CAN FIND]! LOOOOL!!", This includes Goldust and Booker T's videos, Nick Mondo's bumps, Stone Cold playing a guitar, The Kanenites and "It's not real to me dammit" videos or that picture of Cena as a Pokemon.[/quote] QFT!!!! [/quote] lol you beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 [quote name='Kryptonite Krunch' post='6199277' date='Jun 19 2009, 01:29 AM']This is exactly why I don't post much in the WWE/ECW chat..[/quote] QFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V to I Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Wow..........QFT. It really is, it sums up the WWE & ECW section perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteCobra Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 This is so true. Great find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeRicHoOL Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 the vince russo thing made me laugh ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vunter Slaush Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Epic, good job on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk. Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 [quote name='Empire of Dirt' post='6200005' date='Jun 18 2009, 11:21 AM']It's funny 'cause it's true. [/quote] Agreed. I lol'd xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A0 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size=3][color="#ff00ff"]lol So true,I see that stuff all the time here. [/color][/size][/font][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★PrincessTanya★ Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 lol that's funny, nice find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playboy Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Funny [i]and[/i] true. I can honestly say that I'm guilty of using "QFT" every now and again, but it's never used the way it's described here. And after reading through that list, it's no wonder that I rarely ever go to the WWE/ECW chat section - the only time I'm there is for the latest news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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