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Hylton

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About Hylton

  • Birthday 02/19/1987

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  • Website URL
    http://

Previous Fields

  • Favourite Wrestler
    The Undertaker
  • Favourite Music
    BNL baby. And Jimmy Buffett
  • Star (Zodiac) Sign
    Good question.
  • Occupation
    Working
  • Favourite Wrestling Company
    WWE. Duh.
  • Orientation
    Straight
  • Favourite Food
    SPAM
  • Ethnicity
    I'm white
  • Favourite TV Show
    House
  • Xbox Live Gamertag
    BrandonLonehart

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Neverland
  • Interests
    In the fields of Canada, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, all while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I lost my iPod, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

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  1. Tough luck about the game, buddy. Hopefully next year you guys can get it right and people will buy it.

  2. Sure would like some information here.

  3. Good to see you back.......you've been absent lately....right? Either that, or my vision is worse.

  4. Don't you have some Conductin' to do, young man?

    Hope you're kickin' as much ass as I am.

  5. Though I am a Benoit fan, I do like your intrests section xD

  6. Novkosl Uinchikov

    remember the name nobody.

  7. We clashed in the past over Benoit, But I must say.... YOU ARE GOD!!!...

    Plus that Benoit Freestyle (ripped from the Fresh Prince) is so kickass.

  8. wow your intrets are about the benoit family incident, your nice

  9. It makes me think that it's going to be an expansion pack, which would be much better then a standalone game that would just compete with the SvR series.
  10. Chris did a good thing that day.

  11. who is that on ur avatar? i cant really tell?

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