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#1 MikeM

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 08:35 PM

Did this eons ago somewhere and it ended up being pretty funny. So please post your "unwritten" rules of WWE.

 

1: When outnumbering a top babyface as part of a group, members of said group must attack only one at a time and then stay down until someone else has had their turn.

 

2: Despite it being blatantly obvious to even the 5 year old in the nosebleed seats, you must still be taken by surprise when a superstar hits a finishing move they've just done the taunt for.

 

3: During said taunt, you are also magically incapacitated.

 

4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back.

 

5: Similarly, if you are planning on throwing someone through the announcers' desk - it is common courtesy to remove anything on top of it first, regardless of the fact this takes about 10 seconds, during which your opponent is recovering.



#2 Lil' Kazu

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 09:05 PM

Gotta throw a clothesline at Cena after he hits you with 2 shoulder tackles.

 

Hell, everytime someone gets a hot tag you gotta take a move and jump right back up into the next, for some reason you're unable to stay down.


4: No matter how much you want to hurt someone, you are actually magically prevented from using the weapon you are holding in the most effective way. This includes having a chair and your opponent charging headfirst at you - you will still decide to hit them in the back.

 

The most glaring one is the sledgehammer, not only must you only aim for the torso but you have to put your hand in between the head of the sledgehammer and your opponent.



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Posted 29 March 2018 - 09:18 PM

Whenever your opponent's manager climbs onto the ring apron and just stands there taunting, it is mandatory that you stop focusing on your opponent, and immediately run over and attempt to knock the manager off the apron.



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Posted 29 March 2018 - 10:05 PM

You must stare into the distance during a backstage interview.


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#5 Willows Way

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 10:25 PM

The referees decision is final......unless we decide it isnt for certain occasions.

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 10:33 PM

Assaulting police & US Marshals is OK.

#7 Faster Than Light

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 11:30 PM

All the no-named referees need to be made of glass


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Posted 30 March 2018 - 05:25 PM

If you come from WCW or TNA, you must lose your first Mania

You will never be tougher than a celebrity guest

Watching a TV can only be done standing sideways

#9 LEGION

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Posted 30 March 2018 - 05:38 PM

USA is the world.



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Posted 25 July 2018 - 03:24 AM

Video of Neymar is required viewing for all bumps planned.

#11 Muur

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 05:20 AM

Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 06:05 AM

Whenever a babyface is outnumbered by heels, another babyface must ALWAYS come and help the other face for no good reason.



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Posted 25 July 2018 - 10:16 AM

Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London


It is though. Its genuinely not a big place.

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 11:11 AM

Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London

It is though. Its genuinely not a big place.

Depends if 6+ hours is short

#15 Creepia

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 11:48 AM

Everywhere in the UK is a short drive from London

It is though. Its genuinely not a big place.
Depends if 6+ hours is short

It is. I live on the south coast and I can drive to Scotland and get there before dark. Its long in relation to what we are used to, but think of all the massive countries in the world where driving somewhere can take days. Hell I drove to the south of Spain and it took 4 days. Think about that.

Also youre generalising Britain and England. Whenever theyre in Scotland, they make it known that theyre in Scotland and not just Britain and dont relate it to England very much. So if were talking about them saying everywhere in England is a short drive from London... they are not wrong.

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:41 PM

and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL



#17 LEGION

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:52 PM

To the rest of the World the distances in Europe really aren't that impressive. I could spontanousely decide to get to Italy today and still be back before tomorrow.



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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:55 PM

well when theyre in europe they're gonna seem like "dumb americans" and whatever like they do every single time they say it. every time they do, reddit memes it to *Censored*

 

 



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Posted 25 July 2018 - 08:07 PM

and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL


Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country.

I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it.

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 08:27 PM

 

and yet everyone memes and say WWE are dumb every time. WERE HERE IN MANCHESTER WHICH IS A SHORT DRIVE FROM LONDON EL O EL


Honestly, theyve never once said Manchester is a short drive from London. In reality though, Manchester IS just a short drive from London. So is Birmingham and Leeds and Bristol and Nottingham and Portsmouth and Dover. London is pretty central in a small country.

I know youre memeing about dumb Americans, but youre coming across as a typical Brit by talking about it.

 

 

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