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#1 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:58 AM

Wouldve put this in the Universe section for more traffic but itll prob get moved mins later.


Finish the sentence with something that can only happen or has happened in wrestling.

ex: Only in wrestling can you sacrifice your boss daughter as an attempt to marry you and not get arrested or fired.
Only in wrestling can you challenge your co-worker to put their career on the line.
Only in wrestling can you pull up in a beer truck to your place of work and have a beer bash.

Excuse the word errors btw, outta my control.

Edited by Ziggy*, 11 January 2018 - 03:59 AM.


#2 KingKhan18

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:16 PM

Only In Wrestling can somebody feed a dog to his owner, and not have any consequences whatsoever, except fighting the dog's owner in a match where they're in a cage with a few dogs hanging out outside.



#3 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:57 AM

Only in wrestling can you tell your daughter to quit her job or face Brock Lesnar

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 02:18 AM

Only in wrestling can you film yourself banging a corpse while dressed up as a fellow employee.

#5 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:36 AM

Only in wrestling can you throw your co-worker off a huge structure and not get arrested for it even though the person who got thrown off survived the fall.



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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:10 PM

Only in wrestling you can run someone over and not get arrested for it.

#7 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:38 PM

Only in wrestling can you head-butt or punt kick your boss and not get fired for it or arrested.

#8 LEGION

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:38 PM

Only in wrestling can you die and then pretend it didn't happen

#9 Muur

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:07 PM

Only in wrestling can you beat up your co-workers and no one will give a shit



#10 Jeb ★

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:24 AM

Only in wrestling can you casually electrocute someone's testicles

#11 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:04 PM

Only in wrestling can you get thrown into a spotlight and show up somewhat fine the next day :lol:

#12 Jeb ★

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:27 PM

Only in wrestling can you fight all over a supermarket without security stopping it

#13 LEGION

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 08:12 PM

Only in wrestling can you fight all over a supermarket without security stopping it

Nah. Alot of Supermarkets don't even have security



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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:43 AM

Only in wrestling can attempted ambulance-based murder result in no legal action.

#15 Crackalicious

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 12:55 PM

Only in wrestling someone can fall into a dumpster of fire and the next week show up with no burns and be fine.

#16 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 04:15 AM

Only in wrestling can you face your coworker(s) in a ring surrounded by barbwire 



#17 Monkey D. Jiggy

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 10:39 AM

Only in wrestling can you suplex someone with your penis. Not even in goddamn porn.

#18 LEGION

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 02:42 PM

Only in wrestling can you suplex someone with your penis. Not even in goddamn porn.

I would link you to something, but...ya know...board rules



#19 Ziggy Vercetti

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 01:59 AM

Might not be all the way true depending on the situation but only in wrestling can you force one of your female employees to strip and bark like a dog without getting sued or worse

#20 Jeb ★

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 02:01 AM

Only in wrestling can you powerbomb an elderly through a table