Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Wouldve put this in the Universe section for more traffic but itll prob get moved mins later. Finish the sentence with something that can only happen or has happened in wrestling. ex: Only in wrestling can you sacrifice your boss daughter as an attempt to marry you and not get arrested or fired. Only in wrestling can you challenge your co-worker to put their career on the line. Only in wrestling can you pull up in a beer truck to your place of work and have a beer bash. Excuse the word errors btw, outta my control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKhan18 Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Only In Wrestling can somebody feed a dog to his owner, and not have any consequences whatsoever, except fighting the dog's owner in a match where they're in a cage with a few dogs hanging out outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you tell your daughter to quit her job or face Brock Lesnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKhan18 Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you film yourself banging a corpse while dressed up as a fellow employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you throw your co-worker off a huge structure and not get arrested for it even though the person who got thrown off survived the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackalicious Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling you can run someone over and not get arrested for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you head-butt or punt kick your boss and not get fired for it or arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you die and then pretend it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Only in wrestling can you beat up your co-workers and no one will give a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Only in wrestling can you casually electrocute someone's testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Only in wrestling can you get thrown into a spotlight and show up somewhat fine the next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Only in wrestling can you fight all over a supermarket without security stopping it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Only in wrestling can you fight all over a supermarket without security stopping it Nah. Alot of Supermarkets don't even have security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlterNation Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Only in wrestling can attempted ambulance-based murder result in no legal action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackalicious Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Only in wrestling someone can fall into a dumpster of fire and the next week show up with no burns and be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Only in wrestling can you face your coworker(s) in a ring surrounded by barbwire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Only in wrestling can you suplex someone with your penis. Not even in goddamn porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGION Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Only in wrestling can you suplex someone with your penis. Not even in goddamn porn. I would link you to something, but...ya know...board rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Might not be all the way true depending on the situation but only in wrestling can you force one of your female employees to strip and bark like a dog without getting sued or worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Only in wrestling can you powerbomb an elderly through a table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted January 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Only in wrestling can you fight your co-worker in a ring surrounded by fire and attempt to set them on fire in the process with no legal action aftermath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted February 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Only in wrestling can you get jumped and still be forced to go to work right afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted November 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Only in wrestling can you tombstone your ex wife/kidnap her and not be arrested on sight for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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