Lyriqz ✪ Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I do the splits for maximized access Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Someone show NewLegacys Jawnny this thread lmfao. I stand, because I have a bathroom in which I can do that and dont need to stay seated. I guess I could sit. I might try it this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I sit. I got a deep ass toilet, I ain't worried about picking up residue. I'm against standing up because I feel everything gets smeared together like a peanut butter sandwich when you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunchbox Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 The vote count is actually closer than I thought it'd be... Rigged! One thing I want to be known is I don't just wipe my own ass, I CLEAN myself. If possible I use soap, I ain't just gonna be walking around all dirty and shit. Wait you use soap? Why not just go buy wipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Wish bidets were more common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo_Kevin Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?Lol, if you thought the politics thread was bad Sit down to wipe. Toilet paper over. Anyone who says otherwise can get the hell out of here. .....Pretty sure this is how the civil war started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Bro Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Wish bidets were more common ... and seat covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't have a toilet paper holder, so there's no under/over argument in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Under only if you have a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I sit. I got a deep ass toilet, I ain't worried about picking up residue. I'm against standing up because I feel everything gets smeared together like a peanut butter sandwich when you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E#37 Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Wiping is overrated. This is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I print out RyderFans posts and use those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King RyderFan Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I print out RyderFans posts and use those At least they have some use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?Lol, if you thought the politics thread was bad Oh I'm ready, lol. Wish bidets were more common They probably should be You know another debate I can get behind for a future poll? Toilet paper on the roll under or over?Lol, if you thought the politics thread was bad Sit down to wipe. Toilet paper over. Anyone who says otherwise can get the hell out of here. .....Pretty sure this is how the civil war started. Definitely over. Sitting down is debatable, lol. Let us war you scalawag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 No but seriously, do ya'll mean like FULLY stand? If so wouldn't that squish the shit and make it worse? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anno Domini. Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I imagine it'd be harder to get a fully clean ring piece as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 No but seriously, do ya'll mean like FULLY stand? If so wouldn't that squish the shit and make it worse? LOL No you don't wanna stand straight up. You're just asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernez Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Oh in that case, I guess I stand a bit. I lift up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Oh in that case, I guess I stand a bit. I lift up. Yeah I lift off the pot a ways. I consider it standing. If you stand up straight then you at least need to get the heavy off first to prevent being there forever cleaning up. You can go through a lot of paper that way. I'd like to thank the OP again for the insightful thread he has made, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yeah, I never knew there were people in this world who wiped standing up. It's reality-shattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yeah, I never knew there were people in this world who wiped standing up. It's reality-shattering. It's not normal. It is disgusting and a sin in the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yeah, I never knew there were people in this world who wiped standing up. It's reality-shattering. It's not normal. It is disgusting and a sin in the bible.Is it even humane?I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdon Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 Something I said? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I don't know about others, but at 6'3" 230 pounds, it's kind of awkward sitting and wiping. Plus my toilet isn't that long so I like to have more room to work with. I also don't know why but talking about this reminds me of Ms. Mann on Scary Movie telling her girls in the locker room to always wipe front to back. I feel ya. Some of us arent as manoeuvrable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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