Ziggy Vercetti Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 From NoDQ.com ATTENTION ALL REAL WRESTLING FANS ("Sports Entertainment Fans" need not apply) My name is Peter, and I have come all the way from Petersfield, England to see #SurvivorSeries. I have been a longtime fan of WWE, even if The Product has been stale garbage for the last few years (#BringBackPunk). I am sick of Vince McMahon, Kevin Dunn, and his other lackeys treating me like a moron with an insulting Product full of poorly written characters, misused international stars (Neville anyone?), and an overabundance of the worst wrestler of all time, Roman Reigns. I have decided to get my money's worth by letting them know how much Roman Reigns, and by proxy the Current Product, sucks. That's where you lads come in. We want The E to know Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (though both also poorly booked #TurnThemHeel) are okay in our books and that by bringing the Shield back, we don't magically love Roman. So here is what we do during their epic three on three confrontation against The New Day. 1. During their entrance, you may cheer, as there are more good members of The Shield than bad and we want to support the talented ones. However, if Roman walks by you, give him the middle finger or tell him he sucks. Do not physically attack him, even if you're like me and can take him we need you in the crowd for the match! 2. When Seth or Dean is in the ring, chant "THIS IS WRESTLING" as loud as possible. 3. When Roman Reigns gets the tag, boo him so loud that he wants to die. 4. While Roman is in the ring, TURN YOUR BACKS TO THE RING and don't make a sound. Show them we can't even be bothered to hate him we just don't care about him. 5. When Seth or Dean is tagged in (choose one mate in your group to regularly turn around and check if Roman will be tagging out soon real fans can tell the signs), cheer as loudly as humanly possible. 6. If children are cheering for Roman, calmly explain to them why he is the least talented member of the Shield (talking points: stale, bad on the mic, overbooked, boring, dumb look, women only like him because he is "hot" [he is not imho), etc.). If they continue to cheer, tell nearby security guards that their parents have threatened your life and get them kicked out. (Note: key hints such as merchandise or conversations you overhear can help you get the jump on this part of the process before the match even begins) 7. If adults are cheering for Roman, see the above step but replace "their parents" with "they." 8. If Roman gets the pin, boo until you go hoarse. 9. If Seth or Dean gets the pin, cheer like animals. However, if Roman poses or taunts in your direction, see Step 3. 10. If New Day pins Roman, cheer for them and perform the "New Day rocks" dance. 11. If New Day pins Seth or Dean, politely applaud. 12. If Roman is the last man in the ring, throw any garbage you have at him (snack containers, cups, trays, signed 8 x 10s of Roman that they probably force you to buy at the merch booth). 13. If you see Roman after the show, make sure you tell him you don't respect him and boo him. If you follow these easy steps, Vince and Dunn will have no choice but to fire Roman on the spot. Good luck and enjoy the show! I think the guy deleted his Twitter but anyway. Smh,wrestling aint that serious or serious at all to wanna act like this. Roman and others really be having these dudes in they feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepia Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Saw this earlier lmao. Might be the most cringe inducing post Ive ever seen. Should have been pinned in my Cringeworthy WWE Universe thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What a neckbeard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb ★ Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I posted it in the Cringeworthy thread before I saw this lmao. Here it is again anyway with Cringeworthy pic included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3J Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 This has to be a joke. I mean, the idiot even wants to ruin kids' enjoyment... wtf kind of psychopath is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Bro Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Wow... the salt is very real in that person's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senex Beast Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 If true, not just is he salty but he's covered in sea salt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FulGore Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 This dude needs to be banned from going to any shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGPLX. Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmVD Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What a loser "even if you're like me and can take him" Sure you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1. Thanks for posting this. I forgot about the gem that is the Cringeworthy WWE Universe topic. 2. Roman isnt even that bad anymore. Hes cool with The Shield too. 3. Imagine taking wrestling this serious. 4. I hope he puts the same amount of passion in his hatred for Reigns towards other positive things in his life. 5. No one would ever do any of these things anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy. Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Counting Lights has gone too far this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willows Way Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROSS-Out Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I dont like reigns either but Jesus Christ, what a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Lmao this is pretty funny. Obviously a joke but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 This is almost believable but they went a bit too far in some places. #BringBackPunk and #TurnThemHeel gave him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 We want The E to know Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins (though both also poorly booked #TurnThemHeel) are okay in our books He lost me here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Obviously a joke. You never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Lol obviously a joke. I dont want to believe it, but theres people out there like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardd Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 There literally is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 I don't buy that Paeter from Petersfield is going to #SurvivorSeries. And I don't think he believes Vince and Kevin Dunn would have no choice but to fire Roman on the spot. Especially after the series of complaints about life threats going on in the crowd. Seriously, though, the part where he says what to say to the kids and then the next point is a dead giveaway if it wasn't clear already. Pretty funny parody, too. I hope I'm 100% wrong though and someone catches Paeter at Survivor Series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushy. Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 I didnt crack a smile reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil' Kazu Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 C'mon... Not even at 'women only like him because he is "hot" [he is not imho]'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King RyderFan Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Not gonna lie, step 12 made me laugh. I miss trash being thrown in the ring at heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeM Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 People from Petersfield don't normally do such things, it's a quiet, sedate place. And it might be missing it's idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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