Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Roams around the streets on the waves of dreams and battery fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldsie Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Is so poetic. What a beautiful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Is a CAWS veteran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Has a Peyton Royce-avatar, who I want to devour like double creme Oreo-cookiew ever since she cut her hair, debuted on the main roster, got new boobs and waggled her booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldsie Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Who I strive to be when I wake up in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Once slayed a dragon and then had his ass ate by the Queen of England and Camila Cabello at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldsie Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Is going to write the foreward for my autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Fingered Rihanna to the beat of We Will Rock You at a real estate-convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Vercetti Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Kicked a mutated lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldsie Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Married a giraffe in Omaha, Nebraska while applying orienteering with napalm death, with sledgehammer playing in the background.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Scared off a wild grizzly bear by slapping it across the face with his humongous dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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