Do not Feed the Monsters--the Obestiary has Arrived!

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My current CAW dossier consists of the following:

 

Candis Rose

Brittany Knight

Veemon

Agumon

Guilmon

Spyro

Cynder

Broly

Toothless

Fat Veemon

Fat Agumon

Fat Guilmon

Fat Spyro

Fat Cynder

 

The latter five comprise the Obestiary, a new five-member team whose total weight is 1620 pounds(!). There are three 300-pounders (the Digimon) and the other two are 360 pounds apiece (Spyro/Cynder). As far as I know, the Obestiary is the first-ever Super-heavyweights-only five-member faction, even if only in virtual WWE history. They've got some pretty cool finishers, too:

 

Fat Agumon: The Orange Julius (a brain-freeze-inducing souped up Mysterio-style bulldog) and the Jelly Roll (a really fast hurricanrana lockup pin)

 

Fat Veemon: The Bellybuster (a cool-looking modified Faith-breaker) and the 404 Error (a Samoan-clutch PILEDRIVER--ouch)

 

Fat Guilmon: The Cherry Bomb (a really painful-to-watch Punjabi Plunge into Pale Justice impact) and the M-80 (the infamous Death Valley Driver)

 

Fat Cynder: The Purple Surprise (A fast, Go-Round-style bellyflop maneuver) and the Cynder-Block (a gut kick into Super Kick combo that really knocks your "Block" off)

 

Fat Spyro: The Licorice Whip (A brutal reverse-headscissor maneuver) and the Spyroclysm (crucifix backbreaker followed by crucifix facebuster).

 

Call them fat...and face their (gravitationally-challenged) wrath! LOL