WWE NXT - Wednesday August 29th, 2012
Back from a commercial break, it's time for another match. Newly hired performer Poe Ohlin is standing in the corner, waiting for his opponent. His hair is tied back into a ponytail, and he is without his usual face paint.
The fans then cheer as from the back, comes Kassius Ohno, another well known independent wrestler. He smiles to the crowd and waves his hand some, an expression of humor and weirdness painted on his face. He then trots down the entry ramp and to the ring side area. He jumps for a while before sliding into the ring, and follows that up by jumping to his feet, he smiling over to Ohlin.
Caylee Turner: "The following contest, is a no disqualifications match set for one fall. The only way to win, is by pinfall or submission.
Introducing first, from Dayton Ohio, weighing in at 230 pounds. Kassius Ohnoooo!!!
And his opponent, from Oslo Norway, weighing in at 155 pounds. Poe Ohlin!"
After the ring introductions, Ohlin slings himself forward a little and out of the corner. The referee then checks with both Ohno and Ohlin, and then calls for the bell.
Kassius Ohno VS Poe Ohlin
The wrestlers walk around the ring a little, each man pulling on the ring ropes some, Poe evn going as far as to jump a little to test the ring that is new to him. Both men then extend an arm, and grab on to the other's hand. Slowly, they move their free arm near each other, waiting to lock up fully. Ohlin though uses this to his advantage, and uses his free arm to send his forearm flying onto Ohno's chest.
As Kassius bends down to catch his breath, Ohlin whacks him on the back with a double sledgehammer, sending the man down. As Ohlin looks out to the crowd, some of the fans yell at him "You suck!" Ohlin replies by shouting back "Shut the hell up you Flordia bleep!" He immediately drops to the mat, and hooks his hands around Ohno's chin, locking in the STF. Poe tries to hold it on, but Ohno reaches down for some strength, and gets back up onto his feet, his opponent now hanging onto his back.
The herofic wrestler smiles to the crowd and works his way backwards over to the ropes closest to him. He then throws himself back, causing his opponent to fall down to the ringside area, where he arches his back and cries out in pain. Ohno then works his way up a turnbuckle quickly and leaps off..hitting a flying senton on Ohlin. This garners a round of cheers from those in attendance.
Ohno lifts Poe up, and goes to Irish whip him into the metal guardrail, however he rethinks his strategy, and pulls him back. As Ohlin gets whipped around, Kassius jumps up..and hits the Hero DDT! More applause from fans, and another smile of fun from the hero. But Ohlin wasn't injured enough, as he works his way up some, causing his current enemy to fall down. He mounts Ohno, and begins slamming his fists down into his face, ending this combo with a rough looking headbutt.
Poe then gets up and works his way over to the announcer's table, and pushes the time keeper away, taking the steel chair in wish the keeper was sitting on. Once his opponent is up, Ohlin charges to him screaming. As he is soon coming to face Ohno, he leaps up, slamming Ohno with a surfboard smash, sending the steel chair crashing into Ohno's face. But once he is down, Poe doesn't stop, and keeps bringing the chair down onto Ohno's body, whether it be the back, side of the body, arms, or legs.
He then goes under the ring, throwing more chairs, and a trashcan filled with weapons into the ring. He then pulls Kassius by the hair up to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Poe follows after him, and pushes his enemy into the corner. He picks up the trash can, and empties out the contents, which include a kendo stick, some cookie sheets, and a piece of a broken table. He then sets the trash can up against Ohno, and follows it up by placing a chair against the trashcan.
He then flips off the crowd, and ascends up the turnbuckle opposite of his opponent. He then jumps from his perch..AND SLAMS HIS FEET INTO THE CHAIR AND TRASHCAN, THUS PUSHING THE TRASH CAN INTO THE FACE AND BODY OF OHNO! That has to hurt! This daredevil move gets the audience on to their feet, and has them chanting "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
He then takes the garbage can, and places it on the mat near one side of the ropes. Poe would then grab Ohno by the hair, and drag him to his feet and over to a spot in front of the garbage can. Ohlin then runs to the ropes, and comes flying back to his opponent. But Ohno the ever knowledgeable veteran is ready for a the counter. Once Ohlin is right in front of him, he picks the living corpse up..AND FLAPJACK FACEBUSTERS HIM ONTO THE TRASHCAN! Once again the fans begin chanting OMG as the young one from Norway spazzes out on the mat some, pounding his feet into the canvas.
Kassius now walks fast like over to the kendo stick and picks it up. At that point, Poe gets up to his feet, his forehead busted open, blood trickling out slowly. The one independent wrestler walks over to his opponent, and begins hitting him with the kendo stick over and over on his open wound. This causes Poe to start bleeding more, and become more groggy. Ohno then goes behind Ohlin, and puts the cane right up against his enemy's neck, and proceeds to connect with a white Russian legsweep.
The entire audience at this point is now cheering and chanting for both wrestlers, but the majority of it is directed at Kassius Ohno. He smiles a little again. Ohlin, who had crawled over to the ropes near the announcer table, is back on his feet after using said ropes to pull himself up. His opponent then charges to him, but Poe ducks down, causing Kassius to crash down onto the floor.
Ohlin follows it up by leaping over the ropes, driving both of his knees into that of his opponent's chest. He rolls off to the side and gets back to his feet slowly, his face slowly getting covered in blood. He pulls Ohno up by the hair, and rolls him onto the announcer's table. Poe then proceeds to walk over to the closest ring post, and climbs to the top of it.
He raises his arms out with a battle cry, once again flipping off the crowd who follow that gesture up with boos. He then jumps down, looking for the guilotene leg drop. But once again Kassius is able to counter this troubled man, which causes Poe to go crashing into the announcer table, making it crumble down.
Ohno makes his way slowly to his downed opponent, and pulls him to his feet, and immediately lifts him up into a suplex like position. But instead of going with a suplex..he spikes Ohlin's head down with a BRAINBUSTAHHHHHHH!!!!! This mover breaks the OMG chant, and starts up the preverbile "Holy shit!" chant. Poe lays on the floor, breathing heavily as blood trickles down onto his neck, upper chest, and shirt that promotes the band Maximum the Hormone.
Hero slowly gets up, and pulls Ohlin by the arm over near the ring apron. He picks his enemy up, and helps him back into the ring. Kassius follows this up, he Irish whipping him into the farthest ring ropes. As Poe comes flying back, Ohno spins around..AND HITS THE DISCUSS CLOTHESLINE! That's gotta be it, wait no? He pulls this dead person back up to his feet, and into a position similar to Cody Rhode's finisher.
Ohno smirks to the crowd...AND THEN HITS HIS SIGNATURE ROLLING NECK FACECRUSHER!! Ohlin is laying on the mat not moving very much. Kassius rolls him over, and after the referee runs over, he gets the pinfall.
Caylee Turner: "The winner of this match, via pinfall. Kassius Ohnoooo!!!!!!!!"
After having his hand raised, Kassius helps Poe to his feet. Both men stare each other down for a minute or two. But they soon break the tension, giving each other a hug that gets an awe from those in attendance. Both men then raise each other's hands before leaving the arena.
This past Monday, new WWE roster edition "Dead" Poe Ohlin called out John Cena. The two are scheduled to face each other at the upcoming Night of Champions pay per view. However Ohlin said that he'd rather face Cena this coming Monday instead of at the PPV. We are told Cena will address Poe's statements Monday. Stay tuned for more updates.
Edited by Poe Ohlin, 11 August 2012 - 03:26 PM.