Shindol Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Poke it with a stick. See if it moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muur Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Consider reusing it. Turn the condom inside out, put it inside you, have the baby, go on Jezza Kyle and do a DNA test. Then we'll know! Wait, I'm not the only one who calls him Jezza? Apparently not! Lot of people here (as in bolton or at least people I know) call it Jezza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast John Cena Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Your father should have used it, so there would be 1 less dumbass on the board. (This is not for OP.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soap Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Your father should have used it, so there would be 1 less dumbass on the board. (This is not for OP.) Im guessing you are talking about yourself. Seriously cut the act it's not catching on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion™ Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Maybe it's a sign you're gonna get raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyNeighborhoodPanda Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Maybe it's a sign you're gonna get raped. ...yeahh sorry about that I couldn't find a bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam The Dude Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Maybe it's a sign you're gonna get raped. No lube. Only tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Self Made* Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Taste it and see if his diet is healthy or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost. Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Taste it and see if his diet is healthy or not. Wtf? Hahahaha, do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 I got an idea for this. Take the condom with you to a sperm bank, put the "stuff" from the condom into a little cup and say it's yours. Get some cash or some cookies and orange juice, whatever it is you get when you go there. If it happens again just take the condom again and make a "deposit" at the sperm bank, get some more cash and prizes. If he keeps leaving his jizz outside your door you just say "keep it cumming." Jokes on him, in a few years you'll have a small fortune in jizz money and he'll have a bunch of illegitimate bastard children running around, maybe he'll have to pay child support. Go for it, have fun with this and remember, if life gives you lemons you make lemonade, or in this case "sperm-a-nade." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey D. Jiggy Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 It's a friendly gesture. A friend is trying to say in a symbolic way that no matter what, he got you covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Heat Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 My baseball team found one under third base, second base, home plate, and first base. There was a player the past year who had a fetish to do the do on every base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniperOps Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Can you send it to me? I'll pay shipping for it. I've been collecting used condoms as of late. I would just love to add it to my collection! Trying to get one from every state at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Can you send it to me? I'll pay shipping for it. I've been collecting used condoms as of late. I would just love to add it to my collection! Trying to get one from every state at the moment. DO you have one from California, cuz I can send you one fresh out the oven if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniperOps Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Can you send it to me? I'll pay shipping for it. I've been collecting used condoms as of late. I would just love to add it to my collection! Trying to get one from every state at the moment. DO you have one from California, cuz I can send you one fresh out the oven if you like? Plz do, also please attach a pic of the girl you used it on too. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Nah, I think I'll go solo on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrockMeatCannon Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I've found heaps of them at my high school, some that are actually filled with... you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naterholic Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Sue, Sue, Sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Easy Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Maybe it wasn't left outside your door. It may have just 'swam' with all the little wrigglers inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy. Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I remember when I was in 8th grade... There was this temporary Biology teacher of ours (since the actual one was ill). It just so happened that during a period, she was sitting on her chair, having assigned us the intolerable task of reading the books. My friend suddenly felt the urge to go to the wash room. Getting the permission, he began his exit from behind her chair. And during that, his eyes caught the view of the inside of her (the teacher's) purse, which was lying open on the desk. His eyes bulged out and on returning, he explained the matter to us. To avoid suspicion, I decided to 'go' the wash room myself, and while passing from behind her seat, looked into her purse, as good as I could, to confirm what my friend saw. The other friends followed at regular intervals, and the sight we all saw was the hot topic of discussion throughout the day. But, what exactly was that we saw? Loads of condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskedmaniac Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I remember when I was in 8th grade... There was this temporary Biology teacher of ours (since the actual one was ill). It just so happened that during a period, she was sitting on her chair, having assigned us the intolerable task of reading the books. My friend suddenly felt the urge to go to the wash room. Getting the permission, he began his exit from behind her chair. And during that, his eyes caught the view of the inside of her (the teacher's) purse, which was lying open on the desk. His eyes bulged out and on returning, he explained the matter to us. To avoid suspicion, I decided to 'go' the wash room myself, and while passing from behind her seat, looked into her purse, as good as I could, to confirm what my friend saw. The other friends followed at regular intervals, and the sight we all saw was the hot topic of discussion throughout the day. But, what exactly was that we saw? Loads of condoms. Maybe there's a logical explanation for this. I took a biology course in college a year ago and one of the things we had to do was learn how to use a condom, on a fake penis of course, so every person in the class had to learn how to open the condom without tearing it, put it on and take it off. The teacher, a female, not only provide the condoms but also the fake member to try them on. We did this for about 4 class meetings, a few students each night and when we were done we threw the condoms in the trash can and then she joked about what the janitor must be thinking when he empties the trashcan every night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy. Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I remember when I was in 8th grade... There was this temporary Biology teacher of ours (since the actual one was ill). It just so happened that during a period, she was sitting on her chair, having assigned us the intolerable task of reading the books. My friend suddenly felt the urge to go to the wash room. Getting the permission, he began his exit from behind her chair. And during that, his eyes caught the view of the inside of her (the teacher's) purse, which was lying open on the desk. His eyes bulged out and on returning, he explained the matter to us. To avoid suspicion, I decided to 'go' the wash room myself, and while passing from behind her seat, looked into her purse, as good as I could, to confirm what my friend saw. The other friends followed at regular intervals, and the sight we all saw was the hot topic of discussion throughout the day. But, what exactly was that we saw? Loads of condoms. Maybe there's a logical explanation for this. I took a biology course in college a year ago and one of the things we had to do was learn how to use a condom, on a fake penis of course, so every person in the class had to learn how to open the condom without tearing it, put it on and take it off. The teacher, a female, not only provide the condoms but also the fake member to try them on. We did this for about 4 class meetings, a few students each night and when we were done we threw the condoms in the trash can and then she joked about what the janitor must be thinking when he empties the trashcan every night... Yeah, but the teacher I'm talking about... Her role was restricted to the middle school. Surely, there's a conspiracy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreay fufu Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I remember when I was in 8th grade... There was this temporary Biology teacher of ours (since the actual one was ill). It just so happened that during a period, she was sitting on her chair, having assigned us the intolerable task of reading the books. My friend suddenly felt the urge to go to the wash room. Getting the permission, he began his exit from behind her chair. And during that, his eyes caught the view of the inside of her (the teacher's) purse, which was lying open on the desk. His eyes bulged out and on returning, he explained the matter to us. To avoid suspicion, I decided to 'go' the wash room myself, and while passing from behind her seat, looked into her purse, as good as I could, to confirm what my friend saw. The other friends followed at regular intervals, and the sight we all saw was the hot topic of discussion throughout the day. But, what exactly was that we saw? Loads of condoms. Maybe there's a logical explanation for this. I took a biology course in college a year ago and one of the things we had to do was learn how to use a condom, on a fake penis of course, so every person in the class had to learn how to open the condom without tearing it, put it on and take it off. The teacher, a female, not only provide the condoms but also the fake member to try them on. We did this for about 4 class meetings, a few students each night and when we were done we threw the condoms in the trash can and then she joked about what the janitor must be thinking when he empties the trashcan every night... Yeah, but the teacher I'm talking about... Her role was restricted to the middle school. Surely, there's a conspiracy here. Bitch liked getting jousted. No problem in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy. Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I remember when I was in 8th grade... There was this temporary Biology teacher of ours (since the actual one was ill). It just so happened that during a period, she was sitting on her chair, having assigned us the intolerable task of reading the books. My friend suddenly felt the urge to go to the wash room. Getting the permission, he began his exit from behind her chair. And during that, his eyes caught the view of the inside of her (the teacher's) purse, which was lying open on the desk. His eyes bulged out and on returning, he explained the matter to us. To avoid suspicion, I decided to 'go' the wash room myself, and while passing from behind her seat, looked into her purse, as good as I could, to confirm what my friend saw. The other friends followed at regular intervals, and the sight we all saw was the hot topic of discussion throughout the day. But, what exactly was that we saw? Loads of condoms. Maybe there's a logical explanation for this. I took a biology course in college a year ago and one of the things we had to do was learn how to use a condom, on a fake penis of course, so every person in the class had to learn how to open the condom without tearing it, put it on and take it off. The teacher, a female, not only provide the condoms but also the fake member to try them on. We did this for about 4 class meetings, a few students each night and when we were done we threw the condoms in the trash can and then she joked about what the janitor must be thinking when he empties the trashcan every night... Yeah, but the teacher I'm talking about... Her role was restricted to the middle school. Surely, there's a conspiracy here. Bitch liked getting jousted. No problem in that. Exactly what we made out of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango kid Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 depends how old it is and the weather and heat for dna testing to work and not destroy the sample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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