Vince: Welcome to the first ever episode of the PWW, Phenomenal World Wrestling. Tonight, you will witness wrestling as it shall be. Tonight, you will witness......the beginning!
Qualifying Match for the vacant PWW World Tag Team Championship.
The British Bulldogs vs The Dream Team
The match starts off with great teamwork by The British Bulldogs until the just tagged in Brutus The Barber Beefcake stops all of it. While the already worn out, Hammer, Greg Valentine lays on the apron Brutus Beefcake accidently tags The Hammer in after getting shoved by The Dynamite Kid into The Hammer. The Dynamite Kid tags in his partner, Davey Boy Smith, and The British Bulldogs win after Davey Boy finishes off The Hammer with his Running Powerslam.
Later, after the match Greg, The Hammer, starts shouting at The Barber for tagging him in. The crowd heavily boo The Hammer as he walks down the isle, out of the arena.
Backstage, being interviewed by "Mean" Gene Okerlund, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
Mean Gene: So, Greg, what do you have to say about...
The Hammer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts on your match. You know Mean Gene, everyone is saying it's my fault we lost that match. My fault... MY DAMN FAULT! You just wait and see whos fault it actually was next week.
Greg then walks away whispering "My fault" to himself.
PWW Intercontinental Championship Qualifying Match
Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan vs Sgt. Slaughter
The Sexiest Man Alive comes into the ring with his famous robe accompanied by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. As Rick Rude insults the men in the crowd and begins to take off his robe Sgt. Slaughter interups and blows right in Rude's ear. Heenan runs outside the ring while the deafined Rick Rude lays on the ground. Sgt. Slaughter gets down on Rick Rude for the pin. 1-2-3. The crowd are going wild. While Sgt. Slaughter is celebrating, Heenan, Rude's manager, hits him in the back of the head with a steel chair.
Shawn Michaels vs Andre The Giant
Well the match starts off with Andre throwing HBK around the ring like a rag doll. The fans start to cheer Shawn on, but singles wrestling just isn't his type. HBK's partner, Marty Jannetty walks down the isle watching Andre throw Shawn all over the ring. Oh no! Here comes Andre's finishing move, his elbow drop pin. Andre bounces off the ropes but Jannetty grabs his leg and lets HBK get up. The ref comes over and tells Marty to let go. Too late, Sweet Chin Music!! HBK goes for the pin. 1-2-3.
Gorilla Monsoon (Commentator): Look, there's the Legion of Doom. They look like they're warming up for their match tonight against Demolition.
Jesse Ventura (Commentator): Wait, there's, there's Demolition. They just attacked Animal and Hawk from behind.
Ax: You better watch out Legion of Doom cause you're looking at the new PWW World Tag Team Champions...
Bret Hart vs The Honky Tonk Man w/ Jimmy Hart
The bell rings. The Honky Tonk Man and Bret Hart start circling each other. Honky Tonk Man attacks first but Bret counters it. Both men are reversing each others moves. Wait, Sharpshooter!!! Bret Hart has The Honky Tonk Man in the Sharpshooter!!! Oh no, Jimmy Hart sneaks up on Bret and cracks his skull with The Honky Tonk Man's guitar. The Honky Tonk Man loses by disqualification. Doctors come out to the ring and give Bret a neck brace and brings him out on a stretcher.
The Main Event
PWW World Tag Team Championship Qualifying Match
The Legion of Doom vs Demolition
Demolition come out to the ring looking confident and ready while The Legion of Doom walk down looking hurt. The bell rings. Demolition dominate the match. 3 minutes into the match Ax almost gets the win when he has Animal in a head lock but Hawk interferes and makes sure his partner doesn't tap. Animal then tags in Hawk while Ax tags in Smash. Both men trading punches but Smash knocks Hawk down first. Wait, it looks like Ax is distracting the ref but that just helps The Legion of Doom. Animal hits Smash with the bell and hits the referee by accident. Ax gets a steel chair and hits Hawk with it. Then, Animal and Ax both hit each other with their weapons. Another referee comes in and counts to ten. It's a tie.
Well that's it folks. Tune in next week for more PWW action.
Edited by Morgel888, 01 May 2010 - 11:44 AM.