Saturday June 27, 1986 Cleveland, Ohio.
The opening credits roll across the screen
Vince McMahon, clad in a tuxedo, and Jesse Ventura, wearing a biker’s vest with a purple bandanna and white boa stare into the camera from the announcer’s booth
McMahon- Welcome everyone to Saturday Night’s Main Event in Cleveland, Ohio! I’m Vince McMahon with my broadcast partner, Jesse “The Body” Ventura! Jesse, the fall-out from last week’s Saturday Night’s Main Event is still being felt by the fans of the World Wrestling Federation! Hopefully we can get this all sorted out this week.
Ventura- There really isn’t a lot to sort out. Our champion, Hulk Hogan, picked up a tainted win, last week! Now he has to own up to it! Pure and simple, he didn’t beat “Superstar” Billy Graham fair and square. He needed the help of the referee. I’m not saying it was intentional, but it looks awful suspect from where I was sitting.
McMahon- Are you accusing referee Earl Hebner and Hulk Hogan of collusion?
Ventura- I’m saying appearance is everything. It doesn’t matter what I think, but I’m not the only one that wonders how legit Hogan’s title reign is now.
McMahon- Hopefully, we can get this all sorted out on Piper’s Pit tonight.
Ventura- We will see. We will see. Right now I think the Heenan Family has something going on in the ring.
SEGMENT 1
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan stands at a podium set up in the ring. The members of his “Family”, Big John Studd, King Kong Bundy, “The King” Harley Race and Haku, solemnly stand behind him.
A huge funeral wreath with Jake “The Snake” Roberts’s picture in the center of it is set up in the middle of the ring.
Heenan- Ladies and gentleman, if I could have your attention please. The members of the Heenan Family are taking time to remember the career of “The Snake” Jake Roberts. A career, by the way, that was ended by the man standing behind me, Haku.
Vince- (whispering in disgust) Good grief!
Ventura- Have some respect would you?
Heenan- Jake Roberts was one tough hombre, as anyone in this business will tell you. The son of a wrestler, Roberts was known as an intense competitor, an intelligent matt general and a master psychology. He terrified almost every man he stepped in the ring with. Pro wrestling and the WWF will truly be less now that this once talented performer has been forced to retire after sustaining serious injuries at the hands of Haku.
(The fans begin to boo)
I, for one hope, that a valuable lesson has been learned by this tragic incident. The WWF cannot afford to lose talented workers as result of careless actions. As great as Jake Roberts was, he played with fire and he got burned. It is a sad waste of a career that did not have to happen. Now a man has been deprived of his livelihood, his family will be forced to take care of him and the fans of the WWF will be denied the services of one of its most popular wrestlers. It is truly a shame.
We ask you all to pause with us and respect a moment of silence for Jake Roberts.
(The fans boo as Heenan and his wrestlers bow their heads. After a few moments the ring bell sounds three times. Heenan and his wrestlers step before the wreath one by one and pay their respects. Haku waits until last. He steps forward and looks somberly at the wreath. He closes his eyes for a moment, but begins to shake. His eyes burst open and he lets loose a blood curdling scream. He viscously thrust kicks the wreath, sending Jake Robert’s picture flying. He spits at the shattered picture, before storming away in disgust.)
Ventura- Well, I guess we know how Haku feels about it.
McMahon- Disgusting. Just disgusting how Heenan and his crew could mock Jake Robert’s injuries like that.
Segment 2
Percy Pringle is walking back stage when he is cornered by Mr. Fuji and Don Murraco.
Fuji- Peersay! How yooo doing? Ha ha ha ha! So good to see yooo. I bin looking fo yooo. We needta talk about you client Muta. My man wanta match and I wanna talk to heem. That ok?
(Murraco crosses his arms with a scowl on his face. Pringle is shaking as Fuji invades his personal space with a sinister grin on his face)
Pringle- W-W-Well I’ll ha-ha-have to t-talk to my cl-cli-client about this. I j-ju-just can’t th-thr-throw him in the r-r-ring like th-that.
(Murraco grabs Pringle by the shirt)
Murraco-I think your client will say yes. So go get him and tell him to get ready to get his hind end kicked.
(Ricky Steamboat rushes in causing Murraco and Fuji to back up. Steamboat stares them down as he speaks to Pringle.)
Steamboat- Everything ok here, Percy?
Pringle- Fine th-thanks, Ri-Ric-Ricky.
Steamboat- Great, Percy. Why don’t you go talk to Kenjoh and get out of here? You two got a problem with that?
(Both heels shake their heads with evil grins on their faces as Pringle rushes away to his dressing room.)
Segment 3
The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid) vs. Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs)
Kid and Saggs start the match up. Kid attempts to lock up, but Saggs scratches his eyes and starts slamming forearms down on the back of Dynamite’s head. The blows force the British wrestler to his knees. Saggs takes the opportunity to begin stomping dynamite, forcing him to his back.
Saggs briefly taunts the crowd and jumps down to begin Dynamite with two hands. The referee forces a break with a five count, but Saggs stands up and begins choking the Kid with his foot. The referee breaks the tactic up with another count. Sags smarts off at him and tags in Knobbs. The two heels wail away at their opponent with stomps until the referee grabs Saggs and tells him to get out of the ring.
Knobbs screams in Dynamite’s face and rakes him across the eyes. Dynamite falls into the turnbuckle, but is followed by Knobbs who unleashes a few stiff kicks to the gut. Sensing the Kid is reeling; Knobbs whips him into the opposite corner and attempts to follow him in with a clothesline.
The Kid raises his foot at the last moment. Knobbs eats it and crumbles to the mat. Kid shakes his head to clear the cobwebs. He picks up Knobbs and gives him a stiff right hand. Seizing the momentum, Kid whips Saggs off the ropes and lands a hard running clothesline. As Knobbs rolls around on the ground in pain, Kid tags in his partner.
Smith comes into the ring quickly and hops on Knobbs. He gives him a few European-style forearm smashes. The big heel attempts to fire back with a punch, but smith powers through it and lifts Knobbs up into a vertical suplex. He holds Knobbs upside down for a few moments before dropping back to the mat. The impact rocks the ring.
Smith tags in Dynamite and presses him above his head. As Knobbs gets up, Smith throws Dynamite at him. The Kid shifts in mid-air and catches Knobbs with a flying cross-bodyblock. He gets a two count before Saggs enters the ring and breaks it up.
Kid gets up, obviously annoyed. He executes a snap suplex on Knobbs that causes the heel to clutch his back in obvious pain. The Kid shouts something at Saggs and drops a knee on Knobbs head. Dynamite quickly gets up and executes a falling head butt on his injured opponent. He picks up and injured Knobbs and tags in Smith.
Smith and Kid execute a double dropkick. Smith snatches Knobbs up and picks him up on his shoulder. Knobbs shakes his head in fear as smith gets a running start and drives him into the mat with a running powerslam.
Saggs attempts to break up Smith’s pin attempt, but Dynamite Kid intercepts him with a flying shoulder block. Smith hooks a leg. 1…2…3!
Capt. Lou Albano runs into the ring and hugs his clients! The Bulldogs celebrate for a moment motioning that they deserve the belts.
As they do, Brutis Beefcake and Greg Valentine emerge from the crowd clad in street clothes and armed with chairs. They slide in behind the Bulldogs and lay in wait. As the two British wrestlers turn to leave the ring, the heel tag-team unleashes their sneak attack. Kid and smith collapse under a hail of chair shots. Albano runs over to defend his team, but is brutally shoved out of the ring by Beefcake. Valentine gives Dynamite Kid a brutal groin shot with a chair that doubles him over in agony. Smith rises to his feet only to take a double chair shot from the Dream Team. After a few moments of gloating, The Dream team leaves the ring.
(The show goes to commercial)
Segment 4
Slick is waiting back stage with a big smile on his face as The Dream Team come through the door of his dressing room. He holds his arms out wide as Beefcake and Valentine move forward to embrace him.
Slick- (addressing his clients) You see? I told you it would work. Now let me get what is rightfully yours, gentlemen. (He reaches into a handbag and pulls out the WWF tag team belts and hands it to his clients.)
You see WWF fans, my clients are TIERED of having to deal with these smelly ole dogs! Tonight is just the first step in making sure that they end the constant whining of Albano’s team. One more match Bulldogs! One mo’ match is all you two are gonna get from us! That’s it! The question you need to ask yourselves is ARE YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO THAT MATCH? It ain’t looking to good is it, boys?
(Slick and his team break down laughing as the camera goes back to the ring)
Segment 5
(The action returns to the ring where Big John Studd and Hillbilly Jim prepare to lock up. The stipulation of the match states that the first one to score a bodyslam will win the match. Stud has been so confident that he has put up another $10,000 challenge of his own money if Jim can accomplish the feat.)
Hillbilly Jim vs. Big John Studd in a body slam challenge
Jim and Studd stare at each other from across the ring as the bell rings. Slowly the two approach one another and begin the match. Studd goes for a huge right hand, but Jim ducks under it and fires off some quick punches of his own. Studd is stunned, but stays on his feet.
Jim gets a running start and attempts to knock Studd over with a clothesline, but Big John absorbs the blow and remains standing. Jim bounces off the ropes to gain momentum and throws another clothesline at Studd. The big heel rocks back unsteadily, but remains standing. Jim resolutely shakes his head and cocks his fist back. Instead of firing another punch, he kicks stud square between the legs!
Stud sinks slowly to his knees in agony. Jim appeals to the crowd, who laugh and urge him on. Jim points at Bobby Heenan, at ringside, and picks up his client by the hair.
Jim rams Studd’s head into the turnbuckle and pins him in the corner. Jim fires off a few more punches and waits for Studd to lurch out of the corner.
Jim braces himself and goes for the bodyslam, but doesn’t even manage to get one of Studd’s heels off the ground. Studd takes the opportunity to thumb Jim in the eye. The big hillbilly stumbles towards the ring ropes clutching his face in pain.
Studd shakes his head to clear the cobwebs and slams a huge forearm down on Jim’s back. For the next few minutes, he presses his advantage choking and hitting Jim at every opportunity. Heenan calls for his client to throw Jim out to him.
Studd tosses his opponent over the top rope and blocks the referees view. It is almost comical to watch John Finnegan, the referee, jump up and down and try to get around the massive heel as he calmly holds his arms out and takes one or two steps to obscure his view.
Outside, Heenan smiles and gets a running start at Jim. Jim suddenly bounces up and Heenan almost breaks his neck as he attempts to slam on the brakes. He manages to trip and land at Jim’s feet. Jim snatches him up by the shirt and looks to the crowd. They roar their approval, but the reaction causes Studd to notice what is transpiring.
He hops to the outside and blindsides Jim as he points at Heenan and warns him to stay out of the match. Studd follows up with a few axhandles and rolls his opponent back into the ring.
Jim gets up as Studd attempts to climb over the top rope. Jim grabs the rope and uses it to rack Studd in the crotch. At this point, Studd’s jewels are in bad shape and he just sags on the ropes before he eventually falls over. Jim drops a big elbow on him to maintain his advantage.
Jim picks up Studd and calls for the bodyslam! He manages to scoop one of Studd’s legs off the ground, but is struggling to lift the large man. Studd manages to push him off. Jim stumbles backwards, but runs forward and clips Studd with another punch. Studd sags on the ring ropes for support.
Jim, sensing that Studd’s resolve is crumbling, runs off the ropes. Heenan attempts to trip Jim, but only manages to slightly clip his legs. Jim turns around angrily, however. As he jaws with Heenan, stud quickly approaches from behind. Jim turns around to face his opponent, but Studd picks his distracted foe up and slams him!
Heenan jumps up and down at ringside. Studd rolls out and joins him. They both taunt the big country boy as he slams his fists on the mat in frustration.
Segment 6
(The Rougue Brothers stand backstage with “Mean” Gene Okerland)
Okerland- Gentlemen, it is no secret to WWF fans that you two gentlemen and the Hart Foundation are no strangers to one another. It is apparent that there are issues between you two. What do you think is the cause of all this animosity?
Raymond- Well Gene, the cause of our problem isn’t as important as what we are going to do about it. Me and my brother are tired of all of it. The fact of the matter is that we’ve tried all of the polite and sportsman-like ways to settle this, but it’s gotten to the point where this has just become a fight.
Jacque- And we NEVER back down from a fight! You got that Jimmy Hart? We are through trying to treat your clients like countrymen. The time has come to treat them like the thugs they are! Get ready Brett. Get ready Jim. You asked for a fight and me and my brother are the ones to give it to you.
Okerland- Well, there you have it folks! The brothers from the North are ready for their match tonight! We can hardly wait!
The Rougue Brothers (Jacque and Raymond Rougue) vs. The Hart Foundation (Brett “the Hitman” Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Jacque and Hart begin the match. Jacque gets the early advantage and snags Brett in a reverse chicken wing. Hart manages to reverse the hold, but Jacque snapmares him over. Brett gets up angrily and accuses Rougue of grabbing his hair. The referee gives him a warning as the match continues.
Hart trips his opponent with a drop toehold, but Jacque quickly rolls to his feet and catches Brett in an armdrag as he lurches forward. Brett bounces up and plants a boot into Jacque’s stomach. Jacque doubles over and Brett takes advantage and suplexs his stunned opponent.
Hart stomps Rougue a few times before picking him up and whipping him off the ropes. Hart gets a running start and floors the elder Rougue with a running clothesline. Hart grabs the legs of his floored opponent and gives him a hard stomp in the midsection. He applies a toehold and tags in him partner.
The Anvil drops a heavy elbow on the helpless Rougue. Hart exits the ring as Neidhart stomps away at the hurt Rougue. The big heel picks Rougue up by his arm and deposits him back on the matt with a stiff bodyslam. He unleashes a crazy laugh and yells for Rougue to get up. Rougue starts to stand, but Neidhart knocks him back down with a hard clothesline as he makes it to his feet.
Neidhart tags in his partner. They both pick up Jacque and give him double suplex. The move causes Rougue to clutch his back in pain. Hart attempts a pin, but Jacque quickly kicks out. Hart picks the resilient Canadian up and hurts him with s stiff Russian leg-sweep. Jacque attempts to crawl to his corner, but Hart quickly cuts him off with a series of stomps.
Hart pulls Rougue to his feet and plants him with a stiff back suplex. He goes for a pin, but Rougue kicks out quickly again. Hart moves him a little closer to his corner and tags in his partner. Hart helps slingshot Neidhart into the ring. The big heel waffles Jacque with a hard splash! Neidhart gets up laughing.
Jacque makes another weak attempt to crawl to his corner, Neidhart stands in his way. Neidhart lifts both arms over his head to axhandle his opponent back down to the mat, but Jacque gives him a fist to the gut from his knees. As Neidhart bends over in shock and pain, Rougue clips him with a quick uppercut. Neidhart locks on a front facelock as Rougue inches closer.
Neidhart manages to stop Rougue’s movement. Rougue counters by lifting his opponent and nailing a reverse atomic drop. He quickly bulls forward, after the move, and tags in his brother.
Raymond comes in like a fireball, rocking Neidhart with forearms and punches. Neidhart stumble back into a turnbuckle. Raymond mounts it and rains down punches on Neidhart as the crowd counts along. He jumps down as the referee call for the break. He whips Neidhart across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Neidhart slumps down in the corner in pain.
Raymond shouts few insults a Brett and Jimmy Hart and gets back to work. He drops Neidhart with a side suplex and goes for a pin. Hart quickly runs in and breaks up the attempt.
Undeterred, Raymond picks up Neidhart and whips him off the ropes. The crowd is mildly surprised when Raymond is able to hip toss Neidhart over. The crowd gives Raymond a small pop as he calls for their support.
At this point, Jacque is recovered enough to tag in. The two brothers whip Neidhart off the ropes and flip him high in the air with a double backdrop. Jacque maintains his advantage by locking Neidhart in a rear chinlock. Neidhart struggles for a few minutes as Jacque slings insult at his partner.
Jacque eventually releases the hold and whips Neidhart off the ropes. He makes a costly mistake as he ducks his head for a backdrop. Neidhart spots the telegraph and drops an elbow to the back of Jacque’s head. The move gives Neidhart the opening he needs to make a tag.
Hart rushes toward Jacque, but Rougue leapfrogs him. Hart’s momentum carries him into the ropes. He rebounds off into another Rougue dropkick. Jacque picks the stunned Hart up and attempts to suplex him, but Hart manages to block the maneuver and reverse it!
Both wrestler lie on their backs in pain, the matches pace is beginning to take its toll on all the men involved. Hart gets to his feet and drops an elbow, but Jacque rolls out of the way. Hart jumps up and tries another elbow drop, but Jacque rolls out of the way again! Hart muscles up a 3rd time and drops another elbow! Jacque rolls out the way again, but rolls out of the ring. Luckily for him, he lands on his feet. Unluckily for him, Neidhart clips him with a running clothesline. “The Anvil” pushes his opponent back in the ring. Hart drops an elbow and lands it this time. He gets up and celebrates like he just won the WWF heavyweight belt. The crowd boos him.
Hart shrugs and gets back to work. He gives Jacque a side-backbreaker and leaves him on his knee. He tags in Neidhart who comes in and throws a big boot to an exposed Jacque. Neidhart grabs his injured opponent and picks him up for a bodyslam. Jacque manages to escape out of the backdoor and rolls his opponent up in a schoolboy. The surprised Neidhart manages to kick out at two.
Jacque starts to stand, but Neidhart quickly stands and levels him with a quick clothesline. Neidhart tags in his partner in frustration and locks up Rougue in a full nelson. Hart gets a running start and slams his elbow into Rougue's exposed stomach.
“The Hitman” gets a running start and bounces off the ropes. Jacque starts to stand as Hart comes running at him. Hart goes for cross body block, but Rougue ducks! Hart goes crashing into the matt. Jacque crawls to the corner and tags in his brother. Raymond mounts the tope turnbuckle as Hart struggles to his feet.
Raymond comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick and goes for the cover. Neidhart rushes to break up the pin, but is tackled by Jacque. 1….2…3! The Rougues get the win!
Segment 7
The scene shifts to the parking lot where Hulk Hogan pulls up on a motorcycle. The fans pop as Hogan parks the bike and puts his bag on his shoulder. He walks towards the dressing rooms with a determined look on his face.
Segment 8
Kenjoh Muta (with Percy Pringle) vs. “The Magnificent” Don Murraco
Before the match begins, Fuji stands up on the ring apron and begins conversing with Muta in Japanese. The two have a heated exchange and Fuji obviously says something that gets under the new comers skin. As Fuji drops back down to the floor, Muta walks over to continue talking to him. As he leans over the ropes to say something, Murraco takes the opportunity to sucker punch the distracted youngster.
The referee has no choice but to call for the bell and begin the match. Murraco continues to rough up Muta with a few stiff punches and forearm smashes. Muta tries to escape and recover, but Murraco pins him in the corner and begins ramming his shoulder into Muta’s midsection. The referee tries to split the toe up, but as he gets in between the two, Murraco takes the opportunity to rake Muta’s eyes.
Muta goes to his knees in pain. After listening to the referee’s warning, Murraco gets back to work on Muta. He grabs the young superstar and lifts him up. He sends Muta crashing down on his knee and slams him to the mat. Muta cringes in pain on the mat, but Murraco drops a knee on his prone form.
Murraco is firmly in control of the youngster and spends the next few minutes of the match working him over with back suplexes, body slams, side slams and clotheslines. The big man’s size advantage looks too large for the small new comer to overcome.
Muta is whipped off the ropes and eats a stiff running clothesline. Murraco goes for the pin, but Muta manages to get his shoulder up at the last instant. Frustrated, Murraco picks Muta up and whips him off the ropes. This time Muta ducks under the clothesline. He keeps going off the ropes and Murraco attempts another clothesline. Muta manages to swing under Murraco’s outstretched arm and catch the big man in a crucifix. The big man falls over, but kicks out after a one count.
Muta gets away from his opponent to recover. Murraco rushes forward, but Muta throws a knife-edge chop that sounds out throughout the arena. Murraco attempts to fire back with a haymaker, but Muta dodges it and fires off a quick jumping back kick.
Murraco stumbles back into the ropes, but attempts to fire back a clothesline attempt, Muta ducks under and throws a stiff kick to the small of Murraco’s back. Murraco falls to his knees. Muta takes advantage to jump up and send a flying chop to the top of Murraco’s head. He follows up with a low dropkick that puts Murraco face first on the mat.
Muta applies the bows and arrows on Murraco and rocks back on his back. Careful to keep his shoulders off the mat, the youngster stretches the veteran heel out for the next few minutes. Murraco begs off the referee and holds on. He manages to shift his weight enough to rock Muta back on his shoulders. After a one count, Muta releases the hold.
Murraco is visibly shaken and slowly attempts to stand. Muta whips him into the opposite turnbuckle and performs a quick running backspring elbow. The impact causes Murraco to take a step forward and collapse; ala Ric Flair.
Muta mounts the turnbuckle and executes his patented Moonsault splash! The crowd goes nuts as he goes for the cover. Unfortunately, Fuji throws salt into the newcomers and referee’s eyes as Muta attempts to get the pin. Pringle runs over to protect his client, but Fuji manages to whack him with his cane. Pringle crumbles to the floor in pain.
Fuji enters the ring and helps his client stand up. Murraco and Fuji pound on the blinded Muta as the referee calls for the bell. Murraco plants Muta on his head with his reverse piledriver. The impact causes the crowd to grow silent.
Fuji removes his belt and implores Murraco to use it on Muta. After whipping Muta for a few moments, Murraco ties it around his neck and launches him over the top rope. As Murraco holds Muta aloft. Fuji stands on the ring apron. He gets inches from the newcomer’s face as he chokes and begins speaking to him in Japanese. Muta shakes his head resolutely as Fuji coyly speaks to him.
The crowd pops as Ricky Steamboat runs from the back and sends Fuji and Murraco into retreat. Steamboat helps Muta and Pringle to their feet as Murraco and Fuji scream insults at him from the entrance ramp.
The camera zooms in on Steamboat asking Pringle if he is ok. The show begins to fade to commercial.
(Commercial)
Segment 9
The show cuts to “Mean” Gene Okerland with “The Macho Man” Randy Savage and his manager, Miss Elizabeth, back stage in Savage’s locker room. Savage has the Intercontinental belt draped across his shoulder as he prepares to be interviewed. Okerland appears slightly nervous as he begins the interview.
Okerland- Randy, tonight you defend your Intercontinental title in a match against former WWF world heavyweight champion, Bob Backlund. How are you feeling going into this match?
Savage- (pauses and stares at Okerland before answering) How do I feel? What kind of question is that, Okerland? What are you trying to say?
Okerland- Well, I’m just trying to gauge how you are after just recently having your titled returned to you by the WWF after the former champion, Tito Sant-
Savage- YOU MEAN RETURNED TO THE RIGHTFUL CHAMPION DON’T YOU GENE?
Okerland- I’m just asking a question Mr. Savage? No need to –
Savage- Forget it, Mean Gene. The fact of the matter is that Tito Santana stole this belt and the WWF had no choice, but to get it back to the man that won it fair and square. I am so tired of that crippled their taking my lime-light. Most men take their losses like men, but Santana just won’t go away and I’m tired of it. Mark my words Gene; if he sticks his nose in my business tonight it will not be pretty.
Okerland- With all due respect Mr. Savage, Tito Santana feels that you used underhanded tactics to steal that title from him. He is, by all accounts, petitioning Jack Tunney for a rematch with you.
Savage- Is that right, Gene?
Okerland- That is correct.
Savage- Well Tito Santana needs to be careful what he asks for because he just might get it. JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT, SANTANA! You are responsible for this. So help me, I’m making an example out of Backlund. DIG IT!!!!
Bob Backlund vs. Randy “The Macho Man, Savage (with Miss Elizabeth) for the Intercontinental title
The bell rings and Savage rushes forward and attempts to catch Backlund by surprise. Backlund executes an expert drop toehold and locks in a rear waistlock. Savage attempts to break the hold by standing, but Backlund tosses him back down on the canvas.
Savage angrily attempts to grab Backlund's hair, but the referee breaks the hold. Backlund transitions to side-headlock and hip tosses Savage to the mat; while retaining his grip. Savage attempts to head scissors out, but Backlund ducks his head at the last minute. Savage pounds the matt in anger, but manages to make it to his knees.
Backlund torques the hold and Savage attempts to punch Backlund in the small of the back. The blow is ineffectual, but Backlund quickly releases the hold and quickly nails Savage with a European forearm smash. Savage’s head snaps back and he slumps against the ropes momentarily. Backlund backs up to the center of the ring and beckons Savage forward.
Savage checks his mouth for blood and glares at Backlund with murderous intent. He moves to lock up, but gouges Backlund’s eyes as he gets close. Backlund grabs his face in pain and Savage lays into him with several stiff punches. As Backlund stumbles, Savage begins kicking him violently. Soon Backlund is on his back and Savage continues his relentless pace by stomping him. The referee finally steps in and breaks it up, but the damage has been done.
Savage gets a running start and drops a viscous kneedrop on the injured star. As Savage begins to stand, he suddenly lurches forward and begins digging his fingers into Backlund’s eyes. The referee steps in and pulls Savage off. The referee gives Savage a stern warning and orders him to keep it clean. Savage doesn’t even acknowledge him.
Backlund makes it to the standing position, but cannot see Savage as he comes crashing in with a running clothesline. The blow damn near knocks Backlund unconscious. Savage grabs the top rope and begins giving Backlund some jumping stomps. The ref begins to step in, but Savage stops and jerks Backlund to his feet by his hair.
Backlund eats three quick jabs before Savage grabs him and throws him over the top rope. The referee begins the ten count as Savage deftly runs to the turnbuckle and mounts it. As Backlund gets to his feet, Savage comes flying off the top rope turnbuckle with flying axhandle. Both competitors crash to the concrete floor in a heap.
Savage eventually recovers and rolls back into the ring. Backlund groggily gets up and just makes it to the ring apron before he is counted out. Savage begins punching the All-American face and slingshots him into the ring.
The fans boo as Savage hold up one finger and begins showboating. Although he has been beaten up badly, Backlund once again makes it to his feet. Savage stalks him and gives him an elbowsmash that knocks the face goofy. When Backlund doesn’t fall, Savage pounds him a few more times with elbows and forearms. Backlund slumps against the ropes and attempts to cover up from the onslaught.
Savage grabs Backlund and gives him a stiff forearm to the throat. As Backlund grabs his throat in pain, Savage scoops him up and slams him in the middle of the ring. Savage quickly mounts the top turnbuckle and signals for his finisher, the flying elbow! After waiting a few moments, he leaps through the air and nails the maneuver. He goes for a cover. 1…2…NO! Savage pulls Backlund’s shoulders off the mat!
Savage drops the limp Backlund and runs back to the turnbuckle. He mounts it again. He pauses for a moment and looks directly at the camera at ringside. “This is your fault Tito!” he screams at the top of his lungs.
He launches himself again and crumples Backlund with another flying elbow! This time he goes for another pin. 1…2…3! The match is over!
Savage allows his hand to be raised by the referee, but quickly shoves him and Miss Elizabeth aside. He leaves the ring in a huff, obviously annoyed and angry.
Segement 10
King Kong Bundy (with Bobby Heenan) vs. Andre the Giant (Lumberjack match)
The lumberjacks begin making their way down to the ring. On the east and south side of the ring are surrounded by Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, The Junkyard Dog, Ric Martel, Billy Jack Haynes, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat and Hillbilly Jim. The west and north side of the rings are surrounded “The King” Harley Race, Big John Studd, Haku, The Iron Sheik, Nicolia Volkoff and Hercules Hernandez. Each lumberjack is armed with a short leather strap which they may use to ‘encourage’ the wrestlers to reenter the ring.
The crowd buzzes with excitement as King Kong Bundy, flanked by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, makes his way to the ring. His stablemates all give him a pat on the back and a word of encouragement as he enters the ring.
The crowd explodes as the “8th Wonder of the World” Andre the Giant begins to walk towards the ring. The huge face smiles and waves at the crowd, but as soon as he gets near Heenan and his wrestlers a dark scowl appears on his face. He points a giant finger at them and warns them in his trademark garbley voice not to interfere in his match.
Andre steps over the top rope and begins to stare down Bundy, who menacingly paces back and forth. The referee calls for the bell and the match begins.
Andre steps forward to meet Bundy. The bald giant cracks a forearm across Andre’s face, but the huge face throws a punch right back. Bundy absorbs the blow and fires a punch right back. Andre takes it flush, but returns another shot back at his foe. This routine continues a few more times before Andre begins to get the better of the exchange. After a few of his punches go unanswered, Andre cracks Bundy with a big headbutt. Bundy falls to the mat with a huge crash and unwittingly rolls outside of the ring to recover.
Jim and JYD start slapping Bundy with their straps causing the big man to scurry back into the ring a lot more quickly than a man his size should have a right to move. Bundy gets up and begins yelling at the two faces. His lack of attention to his opponent costs him dearly as Andre spins him around and catches him with a sloppy clothesline. Bundy falls to the mat.
Andre uses all 500 of his pounds and stands on Bundy’s chest. Bundy growns in agony and grabs the rope. The referee calls for the break. Andre complies and steps off. As the referee says something to Andre, Bundy fires off a low blow from his knees.
Andre bends over in pain. Bundy takes advantage and throws huge forearm smashes to the back of Andre’s skull. The big heel pushes Andre into the corner and rams his shoulder into Andre’s midsection. Andre groans in pain. Bundy manages to push Andre through the top and middle rope. Of course, Studd and Haku ‘help’ Andre to the floor.
All six heels run over and begin beating and kicking the huge face as he struggles to get up. Jim rallies the faces and they all run to the Giant’s rescue. A shoving match breaks out and threats are exchanged, but eventually Andre is pushed under the bottom rope.
Bundy uses his new found advantage to stomp the popular face. Andre is at a definite disadvantage on the ground and Bundy seems determined to keep him there. Bundy uses his boot and all 400 pounds of his girth to choke The Giant as the referee attempts to break it up.
Bundy drops a huge elbow on Andre and goes for the cover. He gets a one count before he is thrown off by Andre. He complains to the referee, but slowly gets up and gives Andre more stomps.
Andre begins rising to his feet. Bundy uses stomps and punches to attempt to keep the Giant down, but Andre slowly inches his way to standing. Bundy goes for a body slam as the woozy Giant leans on the ropes. Andre doesn’t even budge. Bundy tries again, but Andre grins and knocks Bundy to the floor with an overhand punch.
Andre picks up Bundy and hits him with a sloppy double-arm suplex. He goes for the cover, but Heenan pops up on the apron and starts yelling. Andre gets up and lumbers towards him. Heenan retreats beside his stable and insults the big man.
Andre steps over the top rope and wades into the fray. Bodies fly as Andre slowly wades through all the heels at ringside in an effort to get Heenan. Andre’s ringside allies run over and a huge brawl breaks out!
Bundy uses the time to recover. He makes it to one knee and clutches his back, but appears to be recovering. Andre begins getting closer to Heenan, but the manger begins sprinting around ringside. Andre lumbers after him, but it is apparent he will not catch him.
Bundy slides out behind his opponent as he passes by. With Andre’s attention on Heenan, Bundy easily smashes him from behind. Bundy rams Andre’s massive head against the ringside railing. Bundy whips Andre into the outside turnbuckle. He gets a running start and goes for the Avalanche, but Andre moves at the last instant. Bundy crumples to the floor.
Andre gets into the ring and waits as Jim, Steamboat and JYD roll Bundy into the ring. Andre jogs forward and executes a splash on Bundy! He goes for the cover, but Heenan runs in and jumps on Andre! The referee calls for the bell as Heenan hangs on to Andre’s back for dear life.
The heels and faces rush into the ring and another brawl breaks out. As the melee sorts itself out, Andre winds up pinning Heenan, Studd and Race in the corner and using his ample backside to crush them. Finally a plethora of referees and backstage officials run from the break and establish order.
Segment 11
Piper’s Pit
Tonight’s guest….Hulk Hogan and “Superstar” Billy Graham
Piper walks out with a look of disgust on his face. He appears angry and annoyed. He whispers something to his neck-brace clad bodyguard, “Cowboy” Bob Orton, and slowly brings the mike to his face. He closes his eyes in frustration and begins speaking.
Piper- You know Ohio, this hasn’t been a great time. You see I’ve had to deal with a wash-up actor attacking me from behind, Paula Orndorff assaulted me and injuring my close friend and bodyguard and now I’m stuck in this rat hole of a town.
(The crowd boos.)
Piper- Yes, I know. If I lived in this cesspool I’d be in a bad mood as well. I mean, how in the hell do you people stand it? All of your sports teams suck, the city smells like sewage and hot garbage and the sheer numbers of fat people that inhabit this place is astounding. I’d suggest tearing this dump down, but where would all the rats and cochroaches go?
(The crowd boos louder)
Yeah, well the truth hurts. My first guest is the co-owner of the WWF. He is man that is trying to cut out the corruption that is our champion, Hulk Hogan. Now, I’m not going to say I see eye to eye with him on everything, but I see what he’s trying to do and I applaud him for it. All of you should as well! Put your hands together for the Superstar!
(Graham strolls out to jeers. Orton and Piper give him a round of applause.)
Graham- Thanks Piper. While I must admit I don’t like your style, I do admire you for thinking enough of the business to try and sweep Hogan’s actor buddy back to Hollywood.
You see Roddy, the WWF is turning into a damned sit com. It’s turning into a cartoon show. It’s not a wrestling show, anymore.
Piper- I agree, Billy. The sport is a mockery off what it once was.
Graham- Of course it is. The reason is because people like Hulk Hogan would rather be a famous personality than a great wrestler. They want the glory, but they don’t want to put the work in.
Just last week on this show, I was robbed! I took all Hogan had and let me tell you it wasn’t much. The fact he would hide behind-
(Hogan’s music hits. He comes out flanked by “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff and Mr. T. The crowd pops. Hogan snatches a mike and gets right in Graham’s face.)
Hogan- (in a low voice) I’m tired of you running down my Hulkamaniacs, the WWF and yours truly. You understand me, Billy?
Graham- (getting nose to nose with Hogan) Really champ? What are you going to do about it? Hide behind your ref? Go make an album? Maybe you could get your actor buddy there to-
Hogan- Be quite! I’m tired of your lip! You want another shot at me? Next week bring your two buddies here and meet the three of us in that ring. You think he’s just another actor? Try him on for size in the ring, Billy.
Graham- You got it! It will be my pleasure.
Piper- It will be our pleasure too!
Hogan- Fine. Next week we get down to the nitty gritty and settle this. No excuses, Graham. I didn’t beat you last week. I had the win vacated. Me and you need to get in the ring and settle this. I owe you a match and I aim to see you get it.
Graham- We will see, Hogan. Until I see you across the ring from me, you are still just a sham in my eyes. You got that?
Hogan- I have more than you can handle, old man!
(The three workers get nose to nose as WWF officials run out and get between them. The camera fades with all three standing inches from one another.)
Behind the scenes
***A look at the WWF's developmental territory and talent***
*** News from East Coast Wrestling Developmental Territory ***
A quick synopsis on how the developmental wrestlers are coming along
Al Snow (22 years old) has been using a Rock-n-Roll express type gimmick and seems to be getting over just fine. Vince is in love with his charisma and speed, but wants him to improve his technical wrestling before he brings him up. Writers wonder if he would be better as a tag-team wrestler.
Bad News Allen (42 years old) Vince likes his potential as an intimidating heel, but realizes his age will prevent him from rising too far in the company. Brett Hart, who's father helped train Allen in stampede wrestling, is in Vince's ear about promoting him soon. Vince is thinking about changing Allen's name to "Bad" Leroy Brown, aka the Jim Croce song.
Bam Bam Bigalow (24 years old) Vince is in absolute love with his potential. Bigalow moves so well for a big man. He is raw on the microphone and has no technical skill, but Vince is convinced he can work around those issues. Right now, Vince has so many big wrestlers he can hold off until Bam Bam is more developed. Vince and the writers still debate on who should manage him and whether he should be heel or face.
Bob Holly (24 years old) Holly has been teaming with Snow, but the teen rock-n-roll gimmick does not suit him. He simply doesn't have the charisma. Vince is convinced if he adds more muscle, he could be the next Mr. Wonderful. Holly has resisted the change and believes he can be more succesful as a face.
Bruce Pritchard (26 years old) Vince loves his potential as a manger. His mike skills are out of the world and his Southern accent makes him unique. The Jimmy Swaggert scandal has put the idea that Pritchard could be a tela-vangalist character. Something like Brother Love.....Writers would prefer to uses as a face "Bear" Bryant coach type character...Vince isn't convinced.
Chris Benoit (18 years old) Benoit is actually 17, but has kept it hidden thus far. Vince loves the way he works, but feels he is just to damn small. He doesn't find him charismatic and feels the fan will not buy him as a legit worker. Hart swears by him and thinks he could be the next Dynamite Kid. Benoit is busting his ass to work out and add bulk. This is leading to nagging injuries. All agree that the youngster has time and want to bring him along slowly.
Dean Malenko (25 years old) Yet another guy vince is skeptical about because of his size. Vince also finds him extremly boring. Not as many people are in Malenko's corner, but the quality of the guys matches are too good to deny. Vince wants him to add more mass and envisions him as a tag wrestler. Finding him a gimmick will be hard.
Eddie Gurrero (19 years old) The 3rd Generation wrestler works the lucha- livre, technical style well. Unfortunatly, Vince doesn't see that working too well in the WWF. Vince sees bringing him as Eddie Santanna, Tito's cousin, as an option. Maybe he could pair the two as a good tag team. Yet another guy, that Vince wants to bulk up.
Kevin Nash (26 years old) Vince loves his size and charisma, but wants him to get a little faster and learn some more technical wrestling. the plan is to bring him in as a bodyguard-type until he learns how to wrestle better. He is something of a party hound and the agents want to keep him away from the bright lights and bigger pay checks. Vince has agreed so far.
Kokina Maximus (18 years old) Vince doesn't care for the Savage Samoan angle. He already has Haku and Snuka and feels it would be overkill. Because he is so large, Vince is thinking him into an evil sumo type wretler. The Yokozuna!!!! Kokina would prefer to stay true to his roots, however. Right now, his conditioning is so bad that it doesn't matter. The big man has almost no mike skills, as well. Vince is willing to bide his time until the big man is more prepared to perform AND listen to instruction.
Leon White (29 years old) His advanced age, relativly speaking, means Vince will bring him up sooner than later. His college football background makes him an ideal face. Vince sees him as a working class tough-guy character. Maybe "The Baby Bull" Leon White, a rough and tumble Dusty Rhodes type character. White's limted time in Japan has him experimenting with a masked heel called Big Van Vader. Vince isn't sold on it...He feels that he already has too many big heels, but remains open to it. He will be making a desiscion shortly. In the mean time, he wants white to quit working so damn stiff.
Mabel- (17 years old) Vince loves his size, but the young man must work on every part of the buisness. He simply hasn't got a lot of God-given talent, but agents are confident he has the work ethic. Vince sees using him as JYD's "little" brother, Saint Benard. A gentle giant type....
"Mean" Mark Callous (21 years old) The guys exudes malice and dangerous. he moves well. Vince sees him as "Kane The Undertaker" a supernatural monster, but he would prefer to be a biker or a Stan Hansen type monster cowboy. whatever they decided, vince wants to pair him up with a manger becuase his mike skills aren't up to snuff. the potential is there, however.
Owen Hart (20 years old) The younger Hart brother is stealing the show in ECW. there isn't an area he needs work in. Vince isn't sure that the WWF needs another Hart, however. He wants to debut, Owen as a masked wrestler called The Blue Blazer. Owen, being sarcastic, has taken the gimmick and turned it into a joke. The move sort of put off Vince. He's decided to leave him in ECW to give him time to mature and grow up.
Scotty the Body (22 years old) Vince doesn't like the youngsters gimmick. He isn't quite defined enough. His skills are passable, but Vince sees him as an announcer or a manager. Scotty is resisting the idea. The agenst are trying to get him to go with the system, but the head-strong youngster doesn't want to be type-cast into a non-wrestler and wants a shot. There is debate on what his gimmick should be.
"Stunning" Steve Austin (21 years old) Vince believes Austin is much better suited to the narcisitic gimmick than Scotty. He would prefer to debut Austin as a tough face. He envisions Austin as the Texas Heartbreaker. A no-nonsense heart throb similar to the NWA's Magnum T.A. Austin likes working the heel role, however. The WWF has decided to give him time to work both angles in ECW to see which one works.
The Great Kabuki (37 years old) The veteran worker has been wonderful in showing the youngsters how to work. He will be called up very soon for his time in the WWF spotlight.
[b]The Tasmaniac (18 years old) The youngster has all the tools, but Vince doesn't like his animal gimmick and wants to change it.Writers have several decent ideas, but can't settle or anything. Right now they will use the animal gimmick to improve his ring skills, with the understanding he will not use it in the big show.
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Vince Torreli (21 years old) He wants to go by his real name, Ken Shamrock. Vince isn't sure about him at all and is thinking about giving him his release. The guy is too unpredictable and doesn't have much charisma. He keeps talking about going to Japan to work for a pro wrestlind/ semi-shoot org called Pancrese. Vince is sending him, but wants him to work at least 1 ECW show a month
This post has been edited by Whiterhyno333: 22 August 2009 - 04:02 AM

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