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Yeah I see what you're saying. I'll admit after a couple shows the writing does look a bit messier now. I think I'm gonna switch back to how I was doing it before. Thanks for reading and the advice. Cheers man.

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Monday, September 14th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a few PWK clips, the camera flashes the Insiders Edition Logo and then fades into a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Good evening and welcome to another edition, of the Insiders Edition. I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “Badda Bing, Badda Boom” House!

Mike Rether: And fans, we are just 5 days away until Politically Incorrect.

John House: Which to Bryan Danielson means only 5 more days to sleep with that title, cuz he’s losing it to Chris Hero, haha I CAN’T WAIT RETHER! I’M MORE EXCITED THAN A CRACKHEAD GETTING MONEY FOR HIS FIX!

Mike Rether: Well again, it remains to be seen if Hero can beat Danielson. But before Politically Incorrect, tomorrow night is PWK TV, and what a great show that’s going to be. So let’s dive right into tonight’s episode by giving you fans a preview of what’s to come tomorrow night.

PWK TV Preview

Nikita Sputnik/Ryan Conner vs. Up In Smoke (Cloudy/Duke Jupiter)

Mike Rether: Up In Smoke have been on a winning streak as of late…

John House: What are ya talking about Rether? They got their asses kicked single handedly by Hero last week.

Mike Rether: I said as of late…

John House: Then you should’ve said they’ve been on a winning streak as of late before Hero kicked their ass.

Mike Rether: Anyway. Ryan Conner had an impressive match last week with Scorpio Sky, unfortunately he fell short and tapped out to a Dragon Clutch from Sky. This week, he teams up with Nikita Sputnik… Who was able to beat Chris Hero a few weeks ago.

John House: Which was a set up by Travis Martin.

Mike Rether: Call it what you will, he still beat him. Duke Jupiter and Cloudy will be teaming up while Cheech will be watching from the sidelines. Honestly, I think Cloudy and Jupiter would be better off with Cheech in that ring with them.

John House: To put it plain and simple, they’re going down faster than a Chinese prostitute.

John Bay vs. Will Storm

Mike Rether: Will Storm made the challenge, and Bay humbly accepted. These two will meet tomorrow night, and you’ve gotta wonder, and the same goes for DJ Hyde, who is able to step up, and beat them, to end the undefeated streak?

John House: Your guess is as good as mine Rether.

Mike Rether: Well we’ll be finding out if Will Storm has what it takes to give Bay his first loss here in Pro Wrestling KING. Will Storm has had some pretty good matches since appearing in PWK, most recently he had a great match with Bryan Danielson, though he lost the match, he was able to capture the attention of the fans who are highly favoring him to beat Bay tomorrow night.

Mike Quackenbush vs. Derek Frazier

Mike Rether: Now this is a match that I cannot wait to see. Derek Frazier, unbeknownst to El Generico and Mike Quackenbush, was sitting in the crowd just waiting for his moment to strike. Once Generico had Quackenbush in a submission hold where neither of them were aware what was about to happen, Frazier struck. He came in and deliberately got the match thrown out, and unleashed hell on both Quackenbush and Generico. Travis Martin saw fit to book Generico and Frazier at Politically Incorrect with the Junior Heavyweight Title on the line, but first, Frazier must face off with Mike Quackenbush tomorrow night on PWK TV. Now Quackenbush personally stated on Livewire, that he is going to soften up Frazier for Generico. By no means, does Quackenbush want Frazier to come out of Politically Incorrect as the Junior Heavyweight Champion. It’s sure to be a war with those two in the ring tomorrow night.

John House: Yeah well after investigating the current situation, I have determined why Frazier did what he did. Bottom line, he believes, and he is right, that he would be a better champion than Generico ever would. I mean look at the differences. Generico is just a comedic act. Frazier a finely tuned athletic machine. Sure Mike Quackenbush is a technical genius, but I think tomorrow night, Frazier will show Quackenbush that he is everything Mike Quackenbush is, and then some.

Mike Rether: Well if he’s everything Mike Quackenbush is, he’ll be showing us something tomorrow night then wont he?

John House: Damn right he will.

Helms Brothers vs. West Coast Widowmakers

Mike Rether: The West Coast Widowmakers. Two surfers from Venice Beach, California, they’ve only had a few matches here in PWK and are looking to step into the spotlight as they take on Andrew and Eric, the Helms Brothers. Andrew and Eric busted out on the scene a few weeks back as they went up against the Strong Style Thugs, the Backseat Boyz, and the BLKout at Gold Rush in the TLC match, and have since been waiting to get back in the ring. Their chance will come tomorrow night as they face off with the West Coast Widowmakers. Both teams looking for a big win, the Helms Brothers want to climb the ladder and eventually become the Tag Team Champions of Pro Wrestling KING, but the Widowmakers are looking to do the same thing. Regardless of the outcome, this is sure to be one hell of a fight.

BLKout vs. Backseat Boyz

Mike Rether: Words cannot describe how much these two teams want to beat the other. Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere, one of the most decorated independent tag teams in the industry. The BLKout, another decorated independent tag team. Both teams have already met once in Pro Wrestling KING, but their story begins many years back in Combat Zone Wrestling. Trent Acid and Ruckus were bitter rivals with one another. When Kashmere came into the picture, he and Trent Acid were a common household name in many federations. No matter where they went, they did what they had to do to take the companies Tag Team Titles. Ruckus and Sabian, former Tag Team Champions for Combat Zone Wrestling and many other promotions worldwide.

John House: But not as much as the Backseat Boyz.

Mike Rether: The Backseat Boyz indeed have a better record than the BLKout, which makes this match even better. Both teams are going to stop at nothing, to get a tag team title shot against the Strong Style Thugs this Saturday night.

Roderick Strong vs. B-Boy vs. Amazing Red

Mike Rether: To be totally honest with you fans, there really is no reason why this match was booked. It was just sort of thought up.

John House: Wow. Great storyline work.

Mike Rether: To put it plain and simple. This match is just going to be hard hitting, fast paced and enjoyable for all to watch.

Tommy Grace vs. Bo Slade vs. Joe Summers vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Mike Rether: This bout will unquestionably put one of these four in the spotlight. Joe Summers is certainly a bright young talent with lots of potential. He’s been teaming with Amazing Red as of late, putting on stellar matches. Tommy Grace has tried to do anything and everything to put himself in his own spotlight. He won a big match a few weeks ago that got him to the Heavyweight Title tournament, however due to unfortunate circumstances-

John House: And bad ratings.

Mike Rether: Haha, and bad ratings. His shot at the Heavyweight Title was tarnished a little bit. But last week Grace came out and his mouth earned himself a shot at Bryan Danielson that night, which Danielson beat him. Now Bo Slade and the “Japanese Sensation” Tsuyoshi Kojima have had some history so far in their PWK careers. At our very first show, “Ignition,” Bo Slade and Kojima were involved in the battle royal to crown our first North American Champion. It was in that Battle Royal that Bo Slade and Kojima got into it with one another and Bo Slade basically almost broke Kojima’s leg that night. That set up a match at “Summer Blast Off” our second show, and both these two put on a hell of a match, until Bo Slade hit Kojima with a chair that caused him to be disqualified. These two have had it in for each other for a good while now, and are finally going to get a chance to go at it once more tomorrow night.

Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

Mike Rether: And for your Main Event of the evening, you’ve got Hardcore Jay, taking on the “Notorious 187” Homicide. There wont be much technical wrestling involved with this match. These two are flat our street fighters. Though Hardcore Jay has been involved in a big feud with the Elements Of Darkness with his partner and friend Hardcore Jones, he’ll be putting the E.O.D. aside for one night as he takes on Homicide in what will probably be the biggest fight in Jay’s career so far.

John House: And possibly the last.

Mike Rether: There is no argument that Homicide is undoubtedly one of the most feared individuals on the roster. But how can someone fear Homicide, when that someone has been through almost everything that Homicide has been through. Hardcore Jay, he’s lived on the streets throughout his entire life. He’s been a survivor for many of years. There is no doubt in my mind that Hardcore Jay will in fact survive Homicide… But at what cost will he pay in order to do so?

PWK Superstar Makes Headlines

Mike Rether: When we heard about this earlier today we just had to give our props.

John House: Our props? Where the hell are you from?

Mike Rether: Maryland.

John House: Yeah, your from the suburbs, stop trying to be me.

Mike Rether: Anyway. Damian Carvill, a columnist working for the website EWRevenge.com, and a HUGE wrestling fan recently attended a PWK House Show and saw some talent in one Chris Evans. Chris Evans has been working House Shows for PWK for a few short weeks and has already caught the attention of the fans and of course Carvill who said in his article;

“I’ve come across many young talents in this business, and there are many who can be placed on a list of 100. If it were up to me, I would see to it that Chris Evans be placed on that list. Though he would not be at the top 50, there is no doubt in my mind that within a few years or less he would be, maybe even in the top ten. For a rookie, the kid has a great look, a good fan base, and is very sound in the ring. I encourage anybody who’s a wrestling fan to take a look at this kid. The way he continues working in the ring, he will most definitely be a name that will be remembered 10 years from now.”

Certainly this is a big step in Chris Evans career and we hope to see him back to PWK TV soon.

What You’ve Been Missing

Mike Rether: Well we’ve finally come up with a name for this portion of the show. “What You’ve Been Missing” is our ending portion of the show, featuring clips from recent and past shows for those of you who are new to PWK and need to be reassured as to why you should check us out every Tuesday night at the KING’s Coliseum, or be sure to check us out on DirectTV every Tuesday night at 8 pm for PWK TV. Our first clip is from Scars And Stripes. It was a big night for PWK as we were the first company to hold a death match tournament in the state of Maryland. And of course it was the night that we crowned our first ever Crown Of Thorns Champion. This clip features the opening match up of the first round of the tournament, featuring Mr. X-Treem, Sebastian Black, and Jonas Testament. How ironic that Testament and Black were once opponents, and are now on the same side… Let’s go to the clip.

(A clip from Scars And Stripes starts playing)

Black picks X-Treem up AND DROPS HIM DOWN CHEST FIRST ON THE GUARDRAIL! Black picks X-Treem up and tosses him inside the ring. Testament starts stomping X-Treem and now drops down and starts choking him. Black positions a table near the ring apron and now goes over and grabs another barbed wire table and picks it up and slides it inside the ring. Testament picks X-Treem up and says something to him and now grabs him by the throat. Testament points to the table outside of the ring and now lifts X-Treem up, CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!

Mike Rether: I see stuff like that and I still thank god every day that I’m an announcer and not in that ring.

John House: Gotta agree with ya on that one.

Mike Rether: Our next clip comes from PWK TV a few days after. Ares and Roderick Strong. A feud that has gone on since “Ignition.” Ares had not been able to defeat Strong in any match that pitted the two against each other. But it would all change within an instant on this night. Roll the clip.

(The camera fades back to PWK TV of July 28th 2009)

Strong hooks the leg, 1…2…3 NO! ARES KICKS OUT! (Ares! Ares!) Strong questions the count and now grabs Ares by the leg and goes for the ‘Stronghold’ again, AND HE LOCKS IT IN! Ares screams in pain and starts fighting for the ropes. Strong continues to apply pressure but Ares still fights for the ropes AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! Strong refuses to release the hold but now finally the referee breaks the hold. Strong starts arguing with the referee but finally turns his attention back on Ares. Strong picks Ares up and tosses him in the corner. Strong gives him a few shoulders to the midsection and now shoots him to the far side. Strong runs up and goes for a clothesline BUT ARES MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND! Strong hits hard and backs into Ares who wraps him up and takes him into the ropes. Strong pushes him off but Ares holds on and nails a backwards roll up, AND HE BRIDGES, 1…2…3 NO! STRONG KICKS OUT! Ares gets back to his feet and now grabs Strong but gets raked in the eyes! Strong grabs Ares now and lifts him up to his shoulders, setting him up for ‘Death By Roderick!’ (Fireman’s Carry Double Knee Gutbuster) Strong holds him up for a second and now lifts him up, ARES COUNTERS WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE VARIATION, 1…2…3!

Mike Rether: That’s all the time we have here tonight ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to check us out tomorrow night for PWK TV, and also be sure to check us out ProWrestlingKING.com on Wednesday night, for another edition of the Insiders Edition. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll see ya tomorrow night!

(FADE TO PWK logo)


PWK TV Card

Tag Team
Ryan Conner/Nikita Sputnik vs. Up In Smoke (Cloudy/Jupiter)

Will Storm vs. John Bay

Derek Frazier vs. Mike Quackenbush

Tag Team
West Coast Widowmakers vs. The Helms Brothers

No. 1 Contenders Match
BLKout vs. Backseat Boyz

3 Way Dance
B-Boy vs. Amazing Red vs. Roderick Strong

Fatal 4 Way
Bo Slade vs. Joe Summers vs. Tommy Grace vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Main Event
Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

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Tuesday, September 15th 2009

PWK TV

(Clips of PWK footage begins playing set to the song “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a few short seconds, the cameras fade inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are chanting ‘PWK!’ After a few seconds of viewing the crowd, the camera pans down to the commentators table where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: WELCOME TO PWK TV! I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “The ORIGINAL Grandmaster Sexay” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: I don’t know why WWE hasn’t taken us to court yet for all the monikers you’ve used, but whatever. Anyway fans, we are just 4 days away from Politically Incorrect, and what an event its shaping up to be, but that’s 4 days away, and you people out there watching on your DirectTV’s, and these people here tonight in the KING’s Coliseum are READY for what PWK has in stored tonight, why don’t you let the people know a little bit of what’s going on tonight, John.

John House: Well you’ve got a couple big matches tonight. You’ve got Mike Quackenbush taking on Derek Frazier. Quackenbush claims he’s gonna soften Frazier up for Generico but I think Frazier is gonna mop the floor with him. Then ya got the Backseat Boyz taking on the BLKout in a number one contenders match to the Tag Team Titles, of course the Backseat Boyz will take that one in a heartbeat. And you’ve got a few other matches on here but Rether I gotta tell ya, I just got word from the back, and this is what I want to see… Later on tonight, Chris Hero and that no talent HACK Bryan Danielson will be in that ring with Travis Martin to sign the contract for Politically Incorrect.

Mike Rether: There’s going to be a contract signing?

John House: You bet your ass there’s gonna be a contract signing. Danielson is signing his own death warrant for Politically Incorrect, I CAN’T WAIT!

Mike Rether: Well that’s sure to be a site to see. But right now let’s kick tonight’s show off with a bang! Nikita Sputnik and Ryan Conner take on Up In Smoke, let’s go to the ring!

(The camera fades down to ringside where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this opening tag team contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 245 pounds, RYANNNNNN CONNNNNNNER!

~CUT MY LIFE IN-TO PIE-CES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!~

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits and Ryan Conner walks out through the curtain. He takes a focused yet cocky walk down to ring. Conner gets down to the ringside area and he slides under the ropes, getting to his feet quickly. Conner walks over to the ropes, then raises his arms up, looking at the fans with another cocky smile. Conner rests against the ropes, looking pretty smug as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his tag team partner, from Russia, weighing in at 300 pounds, NIKITAAAAAA SPUTNIIIIIIK!

~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie hits and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik walks through the curtain covered with the Russian Flag. Sputnik gets to the center of the entrance ramp and holds the flag up and starts walking down the ramp, with the flag blowing behind him. The fans continue to boo as Sputnik climbs inside the ring and starts waving the flag around the ring before draping it on the turnbuckle. Sputnik proceeds to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of less than 420, Duke Jupiter and Cloudy, UP-IN-SMOOOOKE!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES TIME GOES BY!~

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by Kottomouth Kings starts up and the fans cheer as Duke Jupiter, Cloudy, and Cheech walk out through the curtain. Cheech and Cloudy start getting the fans pumped while Jupiter starts laughing. Cheech and Cloudy start making their way down to the ring, while Jupiter lags behind, continuing to laugh and holding his head in a trance of sort. Cheech and Cloudy walk back to their friend and start leading him to the ring, slapping hands along the way. Cheech stays on the outside while Cloudy and Jupiter climb inside the ring. Sputnik and Conner stay in the corner, not budging as Cloudy and Jupiter continue to play to the crowd before the music finally cuts out)

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Ryan Conner/Nikita Sputnik vs. Up In Smoke

The bell sounds and both Conner and Cloudy start things out. Conner and Cloudy lock up and Conner throws Cloudy down to the mat. Conner starts talking trash as Cloudy gets back to his feet. They lock up again but Conner throws Cloudy down once more. Cloudy gets to his feet and now raises his hand calling for the test of strength. Conner starts laughing but now throws his hand up wanting to go for it but Cloudy can’t reach. Conner lowers his hand, locking up with Cloudy. Conner having the advantage starts forcing Cloudy down to the mat but Jupiter comes in the ring and picks Cloudy up in an electric chair! (Cheers!) Jupiter takes a step back and now lifts Cloudy off his shoulders and Cloudy falls to the mat hitting Conner with an arm drag! Conner gets to his feet but gets taken down by a double dropkick from Cloudy and Jupiter! Conner rolls out of the ring while Up In Smoke continue to get the fans pumped up. Conner climbs on the apron, talking smack to the fans. Cloudy and Jupiter walk over to the ropes and grab Conner, DOUBLE SUPLEX INTO THE RING! (Cheers!) Cloudy with the cover, 1…2, Conner throws Cloudy off. Cloudy gets to his feet and makes the tag to Jupiter. Cloudy grabs Conner and tosses him to his corner and nails a splash on Conner! Conner steps out of the corner, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM JUPITER CONNECTS! (Cheers!) Conner makes it to his corner and tags Sputnik in. Sputnik comes in the ring and Jupiter starts punching Sputnik but his punches have no effect. Jupiter goes for another punch but Sputnik catches his hand, lifts him up AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Sputnik nails Jupiter with a couple knees to the gut, now grabs him and throws him out of the corner, slamming him hard into the mat. Sputnik picks Jupiter up and nails a big body slam followed by an elbow drop. Sputnik with the cover, 1…2, Jupiter kicks out. Sputnik picks Jupiter up again and nails him with a big headbutt that send Jupiter back down to the mat. Sputnik kicks Jupiter in the ribs, taking him into the ropes. Sputnik places his boot on the throat of Jupiter and now leans against the ropes, choking him out. The referee breaks the hold, allowing Jupiter to roll out onto the apron.

Mike Rether: Well Up In Smoke had things going their way but now the big Russian instantly changes all of that.

Sputnik reaches over the ropes and pulls Jupiter to his feet but Jupiter quickly grabs Sputnik by the head and drops off the apron, giving Sputnik a snake eyes! Sputnik stumbles out of the ropes, Jupiter climbs up the turnbuckle, DIVING CROSS BODY NO! SPUTNIK CATCHES HIM! Cloudy gets in the ring and dropkicks the back of Jupiter, causing Sputnik to fall with Jupiter on top, 1…2… Sputnik kicks out. Jupiter quickly makes the tag to Cloudy. Jupiter picks Sputnik up and kicks him in the gut, Cloudy runs up and leaps on Sputnik’s back, JUPITER DROPKICKS SPUTNIK AND CLOUDY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE ‘YOSHITONIC!’ Cloudy holds on, 1…2… Conner breaks the count! Cloudy gets to his feet and stomps Sputnik. Cloudy picks Sputnik up and tosses him to the corner. Conner makes the blind tag and now Cloudy runs up, leaping on Sputnik for a monkey flip BUT CONNER PUNCHES HIM OFF! Cloudy gets to his feet holding his face, Conner runs up and nails a big clothesline! Conner with the cover, 1…2… Cloudy kicks out. Conner grabs Cloudy and locks in a rear chinlock. Conner continues to apply pressure but Cloudy starts fighting out of it. Cloudy manages to get to his feet and starts nailing Conner with elbow shots. Cloudy finally manages to break the hold and goes to hit the ropes BUT CONNER GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Conner picks Cloudy up and makes the tag to Sputnik. Sputnik comes in and nails Cloudy with a big punch to the head that takes him to the ropes. Sputnik shoots Cloudy off, Cloudy bounces off and Sputnik picks him up in a tilt-a-whirl, ‘TSUNAMI DDT’ (Tilt-A-Whirl DDT) ON SPUTNIK! Both are down but Cloudy crawls over AND MAKES THE TAG TO JUPITER! Jupiter comes in and nails a dropkick on Conner! Sputnik gets to his feet and Jupiter grabs him, now grabs Conner, NOGGIN KNOCKER! Conner drops as does Sputnik and now Cloudy perches himself on the turnbuckle, DIVING LEG DROP CONNECTS! Jupiter with the cover, 1…2… SPUTNIK KICKS OUT! Cloudy starts nailing Conner with right hands, taking him to the ropes. Cloudy runs up with a clothesline and takes Conner and himself to the outside! Jupiter picks Sputnik up and lifts him up on his shoulders but Sputnik squirms out of it and lands behind Jupiter, picking him up, ‘FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE’ (Torture Rack Neckbreaker) TO JUPITER! (Oh!) 1…2…3!
Winners: Nikita Sputnik/Ryan Conner via From Russia With Love in 11:22

(Conner climbs back in the ring after dumping Cloudy chest first on the guardrail. Conner and Sputnik start stomping away on Jupiter who’s still on the mat but in comes Cheech with a chair and chases them off!)

Rating: 93%

Mike Rether: Well Sputnik and Conner pick up the win here tonight but Up In Smoke I guess you could say has won the war.

John House: Ah bullshit.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, we find out if Will Storm has what it takes to defeat John Bay.

John House: I can answer that for ya, no. He doesn’t.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 215 pounds, WILLLLLLL STORRRRRRM!

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Will Storm heads out through the curtain dowsing himself in water. Storm throws the empty bottle into the fans and continues to make his way down towards the ring staying focused. Storm slides inside the ring and starts to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Japan, weighing in at 210 pounds, JOHN-BAY!

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans boo as John Bay walks out through the curtain wearing a black and yellow karate gui with a golden dragon imprinted on the back and wearing a black and yellow mask. Bay stays focused as he walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring. Bay goes to the nearest corner and takes off his gear and gets ready as the music fades)

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Will Storm vs. John Bay

The bell sounds and both Storm and Bay circle up. Bay and Storm lock up and Storm swings around Bay locking him in a rear waistlock, but Bay starts to elbow out of it and Storm releases the hold. Bay bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Storm ducks under it and hits the ropes. Bay turns around and Storm delivers a hard shoulder tackle that sends Bay to the mat but Bay rolls to his knee, staring at Storm with a pissed off look in his eyes. Bay gets to his feet and locks up with Storm. Bay slaps a headlock on Storm but gets whipped to the ropes. Bay comes back and Storm hits an arm drag! Bay rolls to his feet and stares down Storm one again. Storm looks Bay in the eyes and then motions for him to come at him. Bay locks up with Storm once more and delivers a knee to his gut and hits him with a judo throw. Storm gets to his feet but Bay quickly runs up and slaps on a headlock. Storm snaps back, rolling Bay on the mat, forcing him to break the hold. Both get to their feet and now Bay runs up but Storm sidesteps him. Bay hits the ropes, hip toss by Storm but Bay lands on his feet! Storm runs up but Bay sidesteps him. Storm hits the ropes and Bay goes for a hip toss but Storm flips around hitting Bay with an arm drag! Bay gets to his feet and runs at Storm and hits a roundhouse kick but Storm rolls away from it. Bay goes for a spin kick but Storm backs up, Bay goes for a kick but Storm blocks it and goes for a punch but Bay blocks it and starts throwing punches of his own but Storm continues to block and back up. Bay goes for another kick but Storm catches it and spins him around. Storm goes for a back suplex but Bay flips to his feet. Bay wraps him up from behind but Storm drops down and takes Bay over with an arm drag variation! Bay rolls to his feet and we’re at a standoff! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Storm and Bay both looking good in the early goings of this match and certainly these fans are appreciating what they’re seeing.

Bay and Storm circle back up and go in for the lock up but Bay quickly goes behind Storm and takes him down with a school boy but quickly gets to his feet, holding the leg of Storm and starts stomping the inside of his leg. Storm takes his free leg and manages to kick Bay off. Storm gets to his feet but Bay rushes at him and dropkicks the leg! Storm goes down hard and now Bay continues to work on the leg. Bay picks the leg up and stomps it down on the mat! Bay gets back to his feet and pulls Storm up to a vertical base, and hits a snap suplex! Bay floats over for the cover, 1…2, Storm kicks out. Bay quickly grabs the arm of Storm locking in an armbar. Storm gets to his feet and takes Bay into the corner and shoots him off but Bay reverses, sending Storm hard into the corner. Storm walks out of the corner and Bay hits a big leaping forearm that takes Storm down, the cover, 1…2… Storm kicks out. Bay picks Storm back up but Storm hits a shot to the midsection but Bay nails an elbow to the head of Storm. Bay backs Storm up against the ropes and delivers a backhanded chop across the chest! (Wooo!) Bay shoots Storm off and ducks down. Storm comes back and hits a sunset flip but Bay holds on, regaining his balance and now spins around, picking Storm up by his head, REVERSE DDT ONTO THE KNEE! (Oh!) Bay with the cover, 1…2… Storm kicks out. Bay picks Storm up and hits him a few times, taking him to the ropes. Bay shoots Storm to the ropes, Storm bounces off and ducks under a clothesline, Bay turns around AND STORM HITS A STANDING DROPKICK! Bay gets back to his feet and Storm picks him up, slamming him to the mat. Storm hits the ropes and Bay floats to his stomach. Storm leaps over him and hits the ropes again and they play leap frog. Storm bounces off again and this time dives over Bay who rolls backwards to his feet. Storm rushes back and Bay sidesteps him and ducks down but Storm kicks him in the face! Bay pops up, ENZIGURI BY STORM CONNECTS! (Oh!) Storm makes the cover, 1…2… Bay kicks out. Storm picks Bay back up and nails a few right hands on Bay and now shoots him to the ropes. Bay bounces off and Storm nails a drop toe hold. Bay hits head first into the mat, popping back up and holding his face, BASEMENT DROPKICK BY STORM! (Oh!) Storm covers again, 1…2… Bay gets the shoulder up. Storm picks Bay up against and now shoots him to the turnbuckle but Bay reverses and sends Storm. Storm hits the corner, enabling Bay to run up to him but Storm ducks down and lifts Bay up and over to the outside of the ring but Bay lands on the apron! Storm turns around and Bay goes for a right hand but Storm blocks it, grabs Bay by the head AND RAMS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Bay falls to the outside now starts getting back to his feet, Storm hits the ropes, TOPE CON HILO ONTO BAY! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: Will Storm not holding anything back as he’s in control now.

John House: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody wanting to beat Bay more than ever. This kid doesn’t give a damn about his own life.

Storm picks Bay up and nails him with a few right hands but Bay counters with an eye rake! Bay grabs Storm and lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! (Oh!) Bay gets to his feet, receiving loads of boos from the fans. Bay slides in and back out of the ring to stop the 10 count. Bay picks Storm up and tosses him hard in the steel steps! Bay picks Storm up and tosses him back in the ring. Bay slides in and covers, 1…2… Storm kicks out. Bay picks Storm up and nails him with a couple right hands, taking him to the ropes. Bay shoots Storm off, Storm bounces off and Bay takes him down with a spinning heel kick! Bay with the cover, 1…2… Storm kicks out! Bay sits Storm up and kicks him hard in the back! Storm’s eyes widen and now Storm gets to his feet. Bay chops him but Storm retaliates with a couple forearm shots! Storm shoots Bay to the ropes but Bay reverses and sends Storm. Storm comes back to a ducking Bay, ‘PERFECT STORM’ (360 Tornado DDT) ON BAY! Storm makes the cover hooking the leg, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Storm picks Bay up and sets him up for a piledriver but Bay counters with a back body drop! Storm gets to his feet and Bay runs up, YAKUZA KICK MISSES! Bay turns around, BRAINBUSTER! (Oh!) Storm with the cover, 1…2… Bay kicks out! Storm picks Bay up and shoots him to the ropes but Bay reverses and sends Storm. Storm comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bay and wraps him up in a sleeper! (Cheers!) Bay squirms around and lifts Storm up but Storm flips to his feet! Storm turns Bay around and kicks him in the gut, CRADLE PILEDRIVER! (Oh!) Storm gets to his feet and points to the turnbuckle. Storm climbs up and positions himself, STORM WITH THE DOUBLE STOMP BUT BAY MOVES! Storm rolls to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Bay spins under his arm and lifts him up, GOES FOR THE ‘WAKE UP CALL’ (Spinning Reverse Piledriver) BUT STORM SQUIRMS OUT OF IT! Storm wraps Bay up from behind but Bay elbows out of it and goes behind Storm and runs him into the ropes. Bay with the okana roll, AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!
Winner: John Bay via pinfall in 12:30

Rating: 93%

Mike Rether: JOHN BAY CHEATS HIS WAY TO VICTORY!

John House: Cheated or not, he still picks up the win, and he still remains undefeated.

Mike Rether: I always kick myself in the butt when I say this… You are right.

John House: Bend over, I’ll do it for ya.

Mike Rether: No thanks. Up next, Mike Quackenbush hopes to soften up Derek Frazier, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 180 pounds, DEREK FRAAAAAAAAZIER!

~DON’T STAY!~

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans start to boo as Derek Frazier walks out through the curtain with his arms held outwards. Frazier smiles cockily and then motions that he’s the champion, referring to his title match with El Generico. Frazier walks down the aisle, climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, “LIGHTNING” MIIIIIIKE QUACKENBUUUUUUSH!

~BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break It Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush walks out through the curtain. Quack looks at the fans for a quick second before turning his attention to Derek Frazier who stands in the ring motioning for Quack to step inside. Quack nods his head and then sprints down to the ring, causing Frazier to powder out of the ring. Quack slides inside the ring and starts motioning for Frazier to get in the ring as the music fades)

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Derek Frazier vs. Mike Quackenbush

Frazier stalls for a moment but finally gets in the ring as the bell sounds. Quack walks up to lock up with Frazier but Frazier backs up into the corner. (Boos!) Frazier finally says he’s ready and now goes to lock up with Quack but steps back into the corner again. (Boos!) Quack walks up to attack Frazier but the referee steps in between them. The ref pushes Quack back but now Frazier runs up and punches Quack with a closed fist! (Boos!) Frazier forearms Quack in the back a few times, taking him to the mat. Frazier stomps Quack a few times and now drops down and starts choking him! The referee breaks the hold but Frazier goes right back to choking him! (Boos!) The referee breaks the holds once again and now Frazier picks Quack up and chops him into the ropes. Frazier shoots Quack off, Quack bounces off and Frazier nails him with a back elbow! Frazier drops down and covers, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Frazier grabs the arm of Quack and locks in an armbar. Quack gets to his feet and nails Frazier with a hard forearm and shoots him to the ropes. Frazier comes back and takes Quack down with a shoulder tackle. Frazier hits the ropes and leaps over Quack. Frazier hits the other side and ducks under a leaping Quack. Frazier bounces off again and Quack rolls backwards AND MOKEY FLIPS FRAZIER BUT FRAZIER CARTWHEELS TO HIS FEET! Frazier runs up and Quack sidesteps him, throwing him out of the ring but Frazier lands on the apron, BUT GETS DROPKICKED BY QUACK TO THE FLOOR! (Cheers!) Frazier gets to his feet and now Quack runs up and hits a baseball slide but latches onto Frazier, HEADSCISSORS ON THE OUTSIDE! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE BY QUACKENBUSH!

John House: This was all Frazier in the beginning but now he’s losing his focus!

Quack picks up Frazier and takes him over to the steel steps and bounces his head off them! Frazier walks away from Quack but Quack grabs him and tosses him in the ring. Quack gets on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckle. Frazier gets to his feet, SPRINGBOARD SWINGING DDT! (Holy Shit!) Quack with the cover, 1…2, Frazier gets the shoulder up. Quack picks Frazier up and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes but Frazier reverses and sends Quack. Quack comes back and ducks a clothesline from Frazier and sets him up, ‘LIGHTNING LOCK BETA!’ (Roll Through Russian Legsweep Over The Shoulder Crab) Quack tightens up the hold as the fans cheer him on! Frazier starts reaching for the ropes but he can’t make it. Frazier continues to fight but now Quack releases the hold. Quack picks Frazier up and chops him into the corner. Quack shoots him to the far side and Frazier hits hard. Quack runs up but Frazier gives him a back elbow that causes him to stagger back, AND FRAZIER RUNS UP AND HITS THE SLING BLADE! Frazier with the cover, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Frazier questions the count but now picks Quack up and nails him with a few forearms and whips him to the ropes. Quack comes back and Frazier kicks him in the gut, Frazier goes for the 360 Impaler but Quack counters and lifts him up, ‘LIGHTNING LOCK!’ (Kneeling Gory Special) Quack screams and the fans cheer him on but Frazier refuses to tap! Quack releases the hold and now rolls him over for the cover, 1…2… kick out. Quack picks Frazier up but Frazier starts fighting back with right hands and chops. Frazier shoots Quack to the ropes but Quack reverses and shoots Frazier. Frazier comes back and ducks a clothesline, Quack turns around, STEP UP ENZIGURI CONNECTS! (Oh!) Frazier covers up quickly, 1…2… Quack kicks out!

Mike Rether: Frazier literally kicked his head off!

John House: Too bad it’s still attached.

Frazier picks Quack up and tosses him to the corner. Quack hits hard and now Frazier runs up and nails a big knee to his gut! Frazier turns Quack around and sits him in between the ropes and now climbs up the turnbuckle, AND DOUBLE STOMPS HIM! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Frazier makes the cover, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES! Frazier is pissed! Frazier picks Quack up and sets him up for ‘Pure Impact’ (Package Piledriver) but Quack is fighting it! Frazier hammers Quack in the back with a couple forearms and now picks him up BUT QUACK COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA, 1…2…3 NO! FRAZIER KICKS OUT! Frazier slides to the outside to catch a breather as Quack starts getting to his feet. Frazier starts getting up but he’s pulling something out of his kickpad, IT’S BRASS KNUCKLES! Quack is up and walks over to the ropes, AND FRAZIER NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD! Quack falls to the mat and now Frazier quickly slides in the ring and covers, 1…2… THE REFEREE STOPS THE COUNT! The referee looks at Quack and his head is busted open! The referee then looks at Frazier’s hand AND CALLS FOR THE BELL! Frazier gets to his feet and looks pissed. Frazier picks up Quackenbush, ‘PURE IMPACT!’ (Package Piledriver) Frazier gets to his feet and throws his arms out and the fans continue to boo him.
Winner: Mike Quackenbush via DQ in 12:38

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: Well Frazier loses this match but he doesn’t really give a damn.

John House: Mike Quackenbush talked about softening Frazier up for Generico, I think it was quite the opposite. Frazier softened up Quackenbush for a trip to the hospital later on.

Mike Rether: Using a page out of Sylvester the cat from Looney Tunes, Frazier is despicable.

John House: And still a winner.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, the West Coast Widowmakers and the Helms Brothers in action.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at a total combined weight of 440 pounds, Bud and Charlie Thriller, the West-Coast-WIDOWMAKERS!

~EVERYBODY’S GONE SURFIN! SURFIN USA!~

(“Surfin USA” by Pennywise starts up up and the fans boo as Bud and Charlie Thriller walk out through the curtain smiling. Once they get to the center of the ramp, both of them jump in the air and land in a surfing pose. Bud heads down the ramp and climbs on the apron and then climbs up the turnbuckle while Thriller takes the time to pose for a few ladies at ringside. Bud pauses to take a look at the fans and laugh as he then does another surfing pose and then jumps in the ring. Thriller climbs on the apron and does a surfing pose of his own before climbing inside the ring and high fiving Bud as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at a total combined weight of 500 pounds, Eric and Andrew, THE HELMS BROTHERS!

~LET IT ROCK! LET IT ROLL!~

(“Let It Rock” by Def Leppard starts up and the fans cheer as Eric and Andrew Helms walk out through the curtain getting the fans pumped and ready. Eric and Andrew sprint down the aisle, slapping hands along the way and both slide in the ring at the same time. Eric and Andrew get up and climb up separate turnbuckles and continue to get the fans pumped as the music fades)

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West Coast Widowmakers vs. Helms Brothers

The bell sounds and both Andrew Helms and Charlie Thriller lock up. Andrew pushes Thriller into the turnbuckle with his advantage. The referee calls for the break and Andrew breaks clean. Thriller and Andrew lock up again and this time Thriller pushes Andrew against the turnbuckle. Thriller backs off but comes in with a right hand and Andrew blocks it! Andrew punches Thriller a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Thriller comes back and Andrew nails him with a hip toss! Thriller gets back up and Andrew hits a big dropkick! Thriller gets up again but falls down as soon as Andrew flinches and starts backing up to his corner while Andrew laughs at him for making a fool out of himself! (Cheers!) Thriller gets to his feet and now Andrew and Thriller lock up and Andrew takes Thriller and locks in an armbar. Thriller goes down to a knee but comes back up and kicks Andrew in the knee cap taking Andrew down to a knee. Thriller hits Andrew a few times in the back before dropping a leg down across the back of him! Thriller stomps Andrew a few times and now quickly makes the tag to Bud. Bud steps into the ring and takes a quick look at Eric before bringing Andrew up to his feet. Bud nails a few right hands to Andrew and now shoots him to the ropes. Andrew comes back and ducks under a clothesline. Bud turns around and Andrew leaps in the air and nails a big flying shoulder block! Bud goes down but pops back up to his feet only to be taken down with a big right hand! Bud gets back to his feet once more and Andrew lifts him up and hits a belly to belly suplex! Andrew with the cover, 1…2, Bud kicks out! Andrew gets to his feet, grabbing Bud by the leg and spinning around for a figure 4 but Bud kicks him off! Andrew turns around and Bud goes for a dropkick but Andrew sidesteps him, sending him down to the mat and delivering a quick elbow drop! Andrew picks Bud up and Eric calls for the tag! Andrew tags in Eric and Eric goes to the top. Andrew twists Bud’s arm up and holds him for Eric who leaps off and nails an axe handle onto the arm! Bud holds his arm in pain but now Eric grabs it, locking in an armbar! Bud tries to reverse the hold but Eric lifts him up and yanks his arm down, trying to pull it out of socket! Eric spins around again to add more pressure and quickly hits an arm drag, holding onto Bud’s arm with a continuous armbar! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: The Helms Brothers certainly looking good so far. And it looks like the Widowmakers are in for a long night ahead of em.

Eric picks Bud up to his feet and now shoots him to the ropes. Bud comes back to Eric ducking and kicks him! Eric pops up and Bud quickly leaps up and nails Eric with a calf kick! Bud with the cover, 1…2, Eric kicks out. Bud picks Eric up and makes the tag to Thriller. Thriller comes in and kicks Eric hard in the ribs! Thriller punches Eric a few times and shoots him to the ropes but Eric reverses! Thriller bounces off and ducks a back elbow from Eric, grabbing Eric by the left hand and shooting him to the ropes BUT THRILLER PULLS HIM BACK AND HITS A FLAPJACK! (Oh!) Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Eric kicks out. Thriller gets on top of Eric and starts punching his head! (Boos!) Thriller whips Eric hard into the turnbuckle and Eric bounces off holding his chest in pain! Thriller quickly drops back down and covers, 1…2, Eric kicks out! Andrew on the other side is waiting and calling for a tag but gets sucker punched by Thriller! Andrew starts getting in the ring but the referee stops him, allowing Bud and Thriller to hit a double suplex on Eric! Thriller gets to his feet and jumps on top of Eric and does a surfer pose, FOLLOWED BY A BIG LEG DROP! Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Andrew makes the save. Thriller picks Eric up and shoots him to the corner. Thriller walks up and makes the tag to Bud. Bud starts stomping Eric in the corner until the referee finally breaks Bud off. Bud picks Eric up but Eric drops down and throws him head first into the turnbuckle! Bud backs up, turning around, POWERSLAM BY ERIC HELMS! (Cheers!) Eric with the cover, 1…2, Bud kicks out! Eric gets to his feet and pulls Bud up and shoots him to the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Eric tags in Andrew and the two pick Bud up and hit a double suplex! Andrew with the cover, 1…2, Thriller breaks the count.

Mike Rether: And the Helms Brothers are back in control and are taking it to Bud.

John House: Bud needs to make a tag to Thriller, he’s getting the crap kicked out of him.

Andrew picks up Bud and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Bud comes back and Andrew lifts him up but Bud lands behind him and nails him in the back with a few forearms. Bud hits the ropes and gets kicked by Andrew in the gut. Andrew sets him up, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! 1…2… Bud kicks out! Andrew picks Bud up and shoots him to the ropes but Bud reverses and sends Andrew who gets kicked in the back by Thriller! Andrew steps out from the ropes and Bud kicks him in the gut, DDT! Bud quickly tags out to Thriller and now Thriller comes in and starts stomping away at Andrew. Thriller picks Andrew up and takes him into the corner and starts ramming his shoulder into the gut of Andrew. Thriller picks Andrew up on the turnbuckle and now climbs up and attempts a superplex but Andrew holds on and starts fighting him off. Andrew manages to knock Thriller off the turnbuckle and Thriller lands hard on the mat. Andrew perches himself at the top, DIVING HEADBUTT MISSES! Andrew hits hard and now Thriller gets to his feet and stands on top of Andrew in a surfers pose and leaps up and nails an elbow drop to the back of the head! Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Eric breaks the count! Thriller gets up and nails Andrew with a few stomps to the back and now picks him up and holds him from behind. Bud climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a double axe handle THAT CONNECTS WITH THRILLER! (Cheers!) Bud can’t believe what’s just happened and now Andrew turns Bud around and throws him out of the ring! Andrew motions to Eric and now Eric starts climbing the turnbuckle. Thriller is up and Andrew lifts him in an electric chair, ‘WELCOME TO DETROIT’ (Electric Chair/Leg Drop Combo) ON THRILLER! (Oh!) Andrew with the cover, 1…2…3!
Winners: The Helms Brothers via Welcome To Detroit in 12:09

Rating: 95%

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE! AND THE HELMS BROTHERS WIN THIS THING!

John House: Well the Widowmakers had it in the bag I’d say till Bud made the mistake of hitting his own partner!

Mike Rether: It’s always one mistake that can change things in an instant.

~BREAK ON THROUGH, TO THE OTHER SIDE!~

Mike Rether: Speaking of mistakes…

John House: HAHAHA! THE E.O.D. IS HERE!

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament, DRH, and Sebastian Black walk out through the curtain, with Testament leading the way while DRH and Black follow behind him with their heads hung low. Testament stops at the top of the entrance ramp and raises his hands from his side and both Black and DRH raise their heads and they all head down the aisle. The E.O.D. climb inside the ring and Testament grabs a microphone and starts to speak as the music fades)

Jonas Testament: People… Last week. You witnessed the beginning, of the undoing, of Pro Wrestling KING.

(Boos!)

Jonas Testament: You see, the Elements Of Darkness, has already started the destruction. And soon, we will be the ones that are left standing. Soon. VERY SOON! The Elements Of Darkness will become stronger. And as we get stronger, PWK becomes weaker, and all of you people know it, and all of you in the back know it. So with that said. What I strongly suggest to all of you is simply this… You’re either with us, or against us. Just like I’ve done with Daniel and Sebastian… I will take in the broken, and the fallen, and I will save them. There are plenty of you people here, and plenty of people in the back that are broken and fallen… Now I can save you. But the choice is yours. You have to ask yourselves, “do I want to be saved?” You have to figure out, do you want to be part of the solution, or part of the problem. I strongly suggest that you make the decision as soon as possible. Because last week, the E.O.D. already put the machine in motion, and now that it’s rolling, it’s not going to stop, and nothing, and NOBODY, is going to stop it. PWK is the Titanic, and the Elements Of Darkness is the iceberg. Believe me when I say this… Nobody is safe, and nobody can stop us…

~BANG YOUR HEAD!~

Mike Rether: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP AS THEY SAY!

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and suddenly the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde rush to the ring and start battling it out with the E.O.D.! Jay, Jones, Hyde, and the E.O.D. brawl around the ring for a minute until the E.O.D. manage to slide out of the ring and head back up the entrance ramp. After a couple seconds, Jay grabs the microphone and begins to speak)

Hardcore Jay: YO! E.O.D. you wanna talk about destroying PWK? You wanna talk about how nobody’s safe, and they should jump on your little bandwagon? Well I got some news for ya, these people, and the boys in the back, DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED TAKEOVER!

(Cheers!)

Hardcore Jay: Fact of the matter is this… You idiots wanna fight, you want a war, WELL YOU GOT A WAR! AND IT STARTS, NOW!

(DJ Hyde and the Playas climb out of the ring and start walking towards the E.O.D. when security guards and referees rush out from the back to prevent another brawl)

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: Well I guess you could say that the war is on!

John House: Those three idiots have no idea what they’re getting themselves into.

Mike Rether: Well coming up next, we find out just who’s going to get a shot at the Strong Style Thugs, and right now in the back, Tom Barnes is standing by with the BLKout.

(The camera fades backstage where Tom Barnes is standing by with Ruckus and Sabian)

Tom Barnes: Thanks Mike. Guys, in just a few moments you two are going to be going up against the Backseat Boyz, where the winner of the match will face off with the Strong Style Thugs for the Tag Team Titles at Politically Incorrect. Tell us, what’s on your mind going into this?

Ruckus: What’s on our minds is this… Beat Trent Acid. Beat Johnny Kashmere. Simple as dat. We don’t give a f*ck about what’s happened in the past. We don’t give a f*ck how many titles they’ve had. We don’t give a f*ck about them period. Tonight, they gon find out why you should always bet on black. Believe dat homie. Let’s bounce.

(Ruckus and Sabian walk off)

Rating: 82%

Mike Rether: Well the BLKout are certainly confident in going into this match. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is a number one contenders match! Making their way to the ring first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at a total combined weight of 372 pounds, Trent Acid, Johnny Kashmere, THE BACKSEAT BOYS!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder hits and the fans boo as Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere make their way out through the curtain. Trent Acid struts down the ramp while Kashmere walks with a cocky smile on his face. Acid and Kashmere pose for a couple ladies at ringside and get a few dollars shoved into their pants before finally entering the ring. They start getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, Ruckus and Sabian, THE BLACKOUT!

N*GGA ACKS ABOUT ME, N*GGA ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUST-A-LA!~

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus and Sabian walk out from the curtain. Ruckus smokes a Black “N” Mild and leads the way as Sabian walks behind him. Ruckus flicks the cigar down and both he and Sabian climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

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Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout

Ruckus and Sabian start talking, figuring out who’s going to start things out and it looks to be Ruckus. Ruckus and Sabian slap each others hands and Acid runs up quickly nailing Ruckus in the back with a big forearm! Acid continues to nail Ruckus in the back until he falls to the mat, and now Acid starts stomping him. Acid takes a second to look at Sabian and flicks him off. (Boos!) Acid picks Ruckus up and chops him a few times. Acid shoots Ruckus to the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Ruckus ducks underneath it. Ruckus bounces off the ropes but Acid quickly runs up and nails a big knee to the gut of Ruckus, taking him down to the mat. Acid goes for the cover, 1…2, Ruckus kicks out. Acid gets back to his feet and pulls Ruckus up, backing him into the turnbuckle. Acid chokes him for a second but now shoots him to the other side but Ruckus reverses and sends Acid. Ruckus runs up behind Acid and Acid grabs the ropes and leaps up and over Ruckus! Acid runs up from behind and gets elbowed in the face! Acid shakes it off and runs up to Ruckus who’s still in the corner and goes for a shoulder but Ruckus leaps up and lands on Acid’s back! Ruckus reaches back and makes the tag to Sabian and Acid doesn’t know about it! Ruckus rolls Acid up in a sunset flip but Acid pushes him off, Sabian in the ring, DOUBLE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ACID’S HEAD! (Oh!) Sabian with the cover, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Sabian picks Acid up and kicks him a few times in the thigh and now Sabian hits the ropes and nails a cross body but drops down into an arm drag sending Acid out of the ring! (Cheers!) Acid and Kashmere start talking over strategy but now Sabian runs up the turnbuckle AND HITS A FLIP TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE BACKSEAT BOYZ! (Cheers!) Ruckus climbs down and now joins in the excitement, picking Kashmere up and slamming him on the floor! Ruckus climbs up on the apron, takes a step forward, RUCKUS STAR PRESS OFF THE APRON ONTO KASHMERE! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE BY RUCKUS!

Sabian picks Acid back up and tosses him back in the ring. Sabian climbs in and kicks Acid in the ribs! Sabian picks Acid up and shoots him to the ropes but Acid reverses, sending Sabian. Sabian bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Acid and starts kicking him again. Sabian chops Acid a few times but now Acid grabs Sabian and rakes him in the eyes! Acid grabs him and tosses him to the corner and runs up nailing a clothesline and tagging in Kashmere. Kashmere comes in and both start stomping away on Sabian in the corner but now Ruckus comes in and starts nailing Acid! Ruckus throws a couple right hands on Acid and now shoots him to the ropes. Acid comes back and ducks a clothesline from Ruckus AND NAILS A BLUE THUNDER DRIVER! Kashmere continues to hammer away at Sabian in the corner but now brings him out and hits a scoop slam. Kashmere hits the ropes and nails a quick elbow drop and covers, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. Kashmere stands back to his feet, pulling Sabian up with him. Kashmere measures him up, AND NAILS a standing dropkick! Kashmere covers again, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. Kashmere picks up Sabian and takes him to the corner and makes the tag to Acid. Acid hops over the top rope and the Backseat Boyz whip him to the ropes. Sabian comes back and kicks a ducking Kashmere in the face! Acid looks up and Sabian grabs him in a sideheadlock. Acid picks Sabian up and Sabian wraps his legs around the head of Kashmere, HEADSCISSORS TO KASHMERE AND A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER TO ACID! (Claps!) Sabian gets to his feet and makes the tag to Ruckus! Ruckus comes in and helps Sabian pound away on Acid. Ruckus and Sabian shoot Acid to the ropes, Acid comes back and gets double kicked by the BLKout and Acid is down. Ruckus positions himself and now Sabian runs up, giving Ruckus his leg, Ruckus lifts him up AND SABIAN HITS AN ASSISTED MOONSAULT ON ACID! (Cheers!) Ruckus hits the ropes, RUCKUS STAR PRESS ON ACID! Cover, 1…2… KASHMERE BREAKS THE COUNT!

Mike Rether: Kashmere just saved this one for Acid!

John House: Great ring awareness!

The referee gains control of the match and now Ruckus picks Acid up but Acid starts fighting back. Acid nails Ruckus with a few right hands and whips Ruckus to the ropes, HANDSPRING WHEEL KICK MISSES! Ruckus gets to his feet, DUCKS THE YAKUZA KICK! Acid turns around and Ruckus runs up but Acid lifts him up for a tilt-a-whirl and catches him on his shoulder. Acid sets Ruckus up, ‘ACID BOMB!’ Acid with the cover, 1…2, SABIAN BREAKS THE COUNT! (Cheers!) Acid picks Ruckus up and makes the tag back out to Kashmere. Kashmere comes in and the Backseat Boyz shoot Ruckus to the ropes, go for a double hip toss but they catch him and lift him up, ‘BACKSEAT DRIVER’ TO RUCKUS! (Oh!) Kashmere with the cover, 1…2…3 NO! SHOULDER UP! Kashmere picks him up and nails him with a couple right hands. Kashmere runs up for a clothesline but Ruckus ducks underneath it, AND NAILS KASHMERE WITH A BIG CALF KICK! Ruckus gets to his feet makes the tag to Sabian! Sabian comes in and nails Kashmere with a couple of forearms to the face and now shoots him to the turnbuckle. Kashmere hits hard and now Sabian runs up and leaps in the air but Kashmere rolls away from it but Sabian lands on the turnbuckle. Kashmere turns around, SABIAN JUMPS OFF BUT GETS DROPKICKED IN THE HEAD! (Oh!) Kashmere with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT! Kashmere sets Sabian in a reverse chin lock but Sabian starts fighting out of it. Sabian gets to his feet and starts elbowing his way out of the hold and finally does so. Sabian hits the ropes and Kashmere locks in a sleeper hold! Sabian waves his hands around and manages to counter it into a back suplex! Kashmere and Sabian start crawling for their respective corners, AND BOTH MAKE THE TAG! Acid comes in and ducks a clothesline from Ruckus and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus comes back ducking a clothesline, HANDSPRING WHEEL KICK CONNECTS THIS TIME! (Oh!) Ruckus gets to his feet and nails Kashmere with a big elbow to the head! Kashmere up once more goes for a clothesline but Ruckus kicks him in the gut, Ruckus hits the ropes, SOMERSAULT FAMEASSER! Ruckus gets back to his feet BUT ACID RUNS UP AND HITS THE YAKUZA KICK! (Oh!) Acid covers, 1…2…3 NO! SABIAN BREAKS THE COUNT! Sabian nails Acid with a few right hands but Acid fights back with an eye rake. Acid takes Sabian and throws him over the top rope and Sabian lands on the apron. Kashmere is back up and the Backseat Boyz grab Ruckus and set him up for the ‘T-Gimmick’ but Ruckus starts elbowing out of it. Ruckus nails Kashmere with a hard shot that breaks his hold, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON KASHMERE! Ruckus spins around and pulls Acid towards him, INSIDE CRADLE, 1…2…3!
Winners: BLKout via pinfall in 12:26

Rating: 94%

Mike Rether: THE BLKOUT WIN! THE BLKOUT WIN!

John House: DAMN!

Mike Rether: Ruckus and Sabian will meet the Strong Style Thugs at Politically Incorrect and the titles will be on the line! Coming up next, and this should brighten your spirits John. Coming up next is the contract signing.

John House: Finally, something worth watching.

~IF YOU WANNA STEP UP, YOUR GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!~

(“Step Up” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans cheer as Travis Martin makes his way down to the ring with a microphone, while a couple guys from the ring crew start setting up a table in the center of the ring. Martin climbs inside the ring and starts to speak as the music fades)

Travis Martin: HOW THE HELL ARE YA PWK!

(The fans cheer as Martin raises his fist in the air)

Travis Martin: Good to hear. Before we get things going with this contract signing, I wanna take a moment to remind all of you that this Saturday night is Politically Incorrect. Tickets are still up for grabs, get em while they’re hot. We’ve got a great show lined up for you all, and right now, I wanna bring out the two men who will be meeting each other once again in the Main Event. Coming out first, CHRIS-HERO!

~I AM! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero walks out through the curtain. Hero takes a moment to look around at the fans with a scorn look on his face before heading down to the ring. Hero climbs inside the ring and just stares at Martin before walking over to the turnbuckle, climbing up and sitting atop it, waiting for Danielson)

Travis Martin: And now ladies and gentlemen, give it up for his opponent for Politically Incorrect, and YOUR PWK HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BRYAN DANIELSON!

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans start cheering as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain. Danielson stands at the top of the entrance ramp and raises up the Heavyweight Title before making his way down to the ring. Danielson makes it to ringside but stays cautious as Hero walks up to the ropes and starts talking trash. Martin stands between the two as Danielson gets inside the ring. Danielson shakes Martin’s hand and then climbs the turnbuckle, raising the Heavyweight Title in the air again and sings the chorus of his theme music in unison with the fans. Danielson leaps off the turnbuckle and stares down Hero as the music fades. After a couple seconds, Martin pulls a paper out of his jacket pocket and holds it in the air)

Travis Martin: Gentlemen, I hold in my hand, the contract. It states that on Saturday, September 19th, you two will meet in the Main Event, and the Heavyweight Championship will be on the line. All that’s left to do… Is sign on the dotted line…

(Travis Martin hands the contract over to Chris Hero with a pen. Hero places the contract on the table and signs it while looking on at Danielson. Hero then slams the pen down and slides the contract over to Martin, who then hands it to Danielson. Danielson signs the contract, not taking his eyes off Hero. Danielson places the pen down and hands the contract over to Martin who places it back into his pocket)

Travis Martin: And there you have it! Chris Hero versus Bryan Danielson is signed, sealed, and will be delivered, THIS SATURDAY AT POLITICALLY INCORRECT!

(The fans cheer)

Travis Martin: Now before we all get out of here and continue on with the show, at this time, Danielson and Hero will each get a chance to comment on the match… First, the challenger…

(Martin hands Hero the microphone as the fans boo. Hero stays silent for a moment, listening to the fans boo him)

Chris Hero: The only thing I’m going to say is this. Like Martin said, everything is signed, sealed, and will be delivered. That belt around your shoulder. Has just been signed, sealed, and will be delivered to me, once this is over. Make no mistake about it. I will beat you Saturday night. I’ve forgotten all about what happened at Gold Rush. Gold Rush was nothing more than a fluke. I will redeem myself Saturday night. And it doesn’t matter, whether I beat you with a Hero’s Welcome. Whether I beat you with a Hangman’s Clutch. Whether I beat you with ever a simple roll up. The point is, I will beat you. And I will, become Heavyweight Champion. And there’s nothing you can do about it.

(Hero puts the microphone down on the table as the fans boo him. Danielson looks on with a smirk and goes to pick up the microphone but Hero shoves the table into his stomach! Hero rushes over and starts nailing Danielson with forearms to the back, sending him to the mat. Hero stomps Danielson a few times and now picks him up, AND POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!)

Mike Rether: HERO JUST POWERBOMBED DANIELSON THROUGH THE TABLE!

John House: HAHA! I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA BE GOOD!

(Chris Hero stares down a fallen Danielson and then takes the Heavyweight Title and drapes it across him. Hero then says it’ll be his come Saturday before leaving. Travis Martin leans down checking on Danielson as EMT’s rush the ring)

Rating: 85%

Mike Rether: I can’t believe what we’ve just seen. But the show must go on. And coming up next, a three way dance, non title with Roderick Strong, the North American Champion, B-Boy and the Amazing Red.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 3 Way Dance, scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 185 pounds, AMAZIIIIIIIIING RED!

~I WONT BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Red walks out through the curtain dumping water over his head. Red slaps a few fans hands and then slides inside the ring. Red leaps up on the turnbuckle and does his signature taunt as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 200 pounds, one half of the PWK Tag Team Champions, the “New Age Punisher” B-BOY!

~B…BOY! B…BOY! B…BOY!~

(“Real Mutha*censored*in G’s” by Eazy-E starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as B-Boy walks out through the curtain wearing his half of the Tag Team Titles around his waist. B-Boy heads down the aisle and climbs up on the apron, climbing the turnbuckle and performing his signature taunt as the fans chant his theme song. B-Boy hops into the ring, staring down Red as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds, the North American Champion, RODERIIIIIIICK STRONNNNNG!

~I DID MY TIME!~

(“Did My Time” by Korn starts up and the fans boo as Roderick Strong walks out through the curtain holding the North American Championship. Strong makes his way down the aisle, staying focused on the ring. Strong climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

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Amazing Red vs. B-Boy vs. Roderick Strong

The bell sounds and Strong, Red and B-Boy circle the middle of the ring. B-Boy quickly runs up to Red and Red rolls around B-Boy, evading him. Strong runs up behind Red, grabbing him and lifting him up off the mat. Red manages to kick B-Boy, and from the force of the dropkick causes him to push Strong back into the corner, releasing the hold. B-Boy runs up again and Red once again rolls around B-Boy and B-Boy lands a forearm against Strong in the corner. B-Boy turns around and lifts a running Red over him. Red flies in the air and lands on Strong. Strong holds him for a second but pushes him off into B-Boy and Red lands, sending B-Boy down with a headscissors! (Claps!) Red gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Strong. Strong turns around and Red leaps up and takes Strong down with a headscissors! Red gets back to his feet and evades a right hand from B-Boy. B-Boy turns around and Red chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes but B-Boy reverses. Red bounces off and B-Boy picks him up in a tilt-a-whirl but Red counters with another headscissors! B-Boy slides out of the ring and now Red gets to his feet into the ropes. Strong runs up but Red ducks down causing Strong to topple over the ropes to the outside! Red gets to his feet and the fans cheer, knowing Red’s about to fly! Strong and B-Boy get to their feet and now Red hits the ropes and comes back, SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE! (PWK! PWK!) Red gets up and lifts B-Boy to his feet and sends him in the ring. Red slides inside and nails B-Boy with a few right hands before sending him to the corner. B-Boy hits hard and now Red runs up and nails a climbing kick to the face of B-Boy! B-Boy steps out of the corner and Red drop toe holds him. B-Boy lands face first and pops up to his knee, AND RED DROPKICKS HIM IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1...2, Strong pulls Red off B-Boy and outside the ring. Strong nails Red with a few chops and now shoots him hard into the steps! Strong now grabs Red by the legs and swings him into the guardrail! (Oh!) Strong slides back in the ring and now picks B-Boy up and nails him with a scoop slam. Strong hits the ropes and follows up with an elbow drop and covers, 1…2, B-Boy kicks out. Strong picks B-Boy up and shoots him to the corner. Strong runs up and misses a clothesline, hitting chest first into the corner before getting rolled up by B-Boy, 1…2, Strong kicks out. B-Boy quickly nails Strong in the back with a few forearms and slaps on a headlock to keep him grounded.

Mike Rether: So far all three men are easily matched up it seems but B-Boy has the advantage right now.

John House: And he’s playing it smart too by trying to wear down Strong with that headlock. He knows that Strong is at his best on his feet so B-Boy is trying to keep him down.

Strong starts getting back to his feet and now nails B-Boy with a few elbows to the gut to break the hold. Strong hits the ropes and nails him with a shoulder tackle. Strong hits the ropes again and leaps over a fallen B-Boy. Strong bounces off again and kicks a ducking B-Boy in the face! B-Boy pops up and Strong picks him up on his shoulder but B-Boy slides off and hooks him from behind but Strong easily reverses, going behind B-Boy and locking him up. B-Boy runs into the ropes but gets nailed with a shoulder to the gut from Red who’s on the apron. B-Boy doubles over and Red hits a sunset flip over B-Boy and Strong, AND STRONG NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON B-BOY AND WE’VE GOT A DOUBLE PIN, 1…2… B-Boy and Strong both kick out. Red gets to his feet as does Strong but Red is a bit quicker and starts kicking Strong in the thighs. Red shoots Strong into the corner but Strong reverses and sends Red. Red hits hard but ends up kicking Strong in the head. Strong backs away from Red as Red leaps off the turnbuckle, ‘Red Alert’ (Diving Swinging STO) gets blocked AND STRONG HITS A URANAGE BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2, B-Boy breaks the count. B-Boy picks Strong up and nails him with a few forearms and chops, backing him against the ropes. B-Boy shoots Strong off but Strong reverses and sends B-Boy. B-Boy bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Strong and rolls him up in a school boy, 1…2, Strong kicks out. B-Boy gets to his feet as does Strong but Strong gets taken down by an arm drag! Strong gets back to his feet but B-Boy stays on top of him and starts forearming him to the corner. B-Boy shoots Strong off and Strong hits the far side corner. B-Boy runs up but gets a back elbow to the head. B-Boy backs away from the corner AND STRONG RUNS UP NAILING HIM WITH A LARIAT! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2, B-Boy kicks out! Strong gets back up to his feet and picks B-Boy up and tosses him to the corner. Strong comes up and nails B-Boy with a few shoulders to the gut and now sets him on top. Strong starts climbing up but B-Boy starts fighting him off and knocks him back down. B-Boy starts to adjust himself BUT RED RUNS UP AND HITS A HURRICANRANA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Red with the cover, 1…2… Strong breaks the count!

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE FROM RED BUT STRONG BREAKS THE COUNT!

Strong nails Red with a few right hands and takes him into the ropes. Strong nails him with a hard chop and shoots him off. Strong ducks down and Red rolls over Strong’s back. Strong turns around, 360 SPIN KICK FROM RED! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1..2, Strong kicks out. Red nails Strong with a few stomps but now turns his attention to B-Boy who’s starting to get to his feet. Red nails him with a few right hands and now shoots him to the corner. Red runs up and gets kicked in the face. B-Boy runs up and grabs Red, EXPLODER IN THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) B-Boy with the cover, 1…2… Strong breaks the count! Strong picks B-Boy up and nails him with a few right hands but B-Boy starts fighting back with right hands and chops of his own. B-Boy whips Strong to the ropes, Strong bounces back and ducks a clothesline from B-Boy and locks in a full nelson, lifts him up, AND NAILS A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong covers, 1…2… KICK OUT! Strong gets to his feet and quickly grabs B-Boy by the legs, HE’S LOCKING IN ‘THE STRONGHOLD!’ Strong turns B-Boy over and he’s got it locked in but Red runs up and nails an enziguri! (Oh!) Red covers Strong, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Red gets to his feet and picks B-Boy up and nails a scoop slam. Red goes to the outside, SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! Cover, 1…2… B-Boy kicks out! Strong is back on his feet and nails Red with a few chops and takes him into the corner. Strong picks Red up and sits him on top and nails a big uppercut! Strong climbs up and goes for a superplex but Red starts blocking it and now starts punching away at Strong. B-Boy is back up and runs up, POWERBOMB TO STRONG OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) B-Boy with the cover, ‘INFRARED’ ON B-BOY AND STRONG! (Oh!) B-Boy rolls over and Red covers Strong, 1…2…3!
Winner: Amazing Red via Infrared in 12:43

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: RED JUST PINNED THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!

John House: Yeah? And I think he just pissed him off because of it.

Mike Rether: Up next, we’ve got a great Fatal 4 Way between Joe Summers, Tsuyoshi Kojima, Bo Slade, and Tommy Grace. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this is a Fatal 4 Way Match. Scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from the Gates Of Truth, weighing in at 230 pounds, “The Truth” BOOOOOO SLAAAAADE!

~SWEET DREAMS, ARE MADE OF THIS!~

(The lights go out in the arena as “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Bo Slade comes through the curtain with his head down and his hands folded in prayer with the fans booing. Bo Slade goes to the top of the entrance ramp and then looks to the sky and throws his arms out while kneeling down on a knee. Bo stays there for a few seconds and then gets to his feet and walks down to the ring, jaw *censored* the fans along the way. Slade climbs inside the ring and starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania weighing in at 235 pounds, TOMMYYYYYY GRAAAAACE!

~IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!~

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam starts up as Tommy Grace walks out to the ramp and rubs his hands together with a cocky smirk on his face, the crowd booing him heavily. He takes a bow and holds his arms out in an arrogant pose for a few seconds before rushing down to the ring. Grace slides under the bottom rope, moving towards the turnbuckle and trash talking to the crowd a bit. He then leans up against the turnbuckle, continuing to trash talk the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 224 pounds, JOOOOOOOE SUMMMMMMMMERS!

("Elevation" by U2 hits and the fans cheer as Joe Summers makes his way out onto the ramp, staring down at the ring with an intensity burning in his eyes. Summers lets out a scream and then sprints down the aisle, sliding inside the ring. Summers walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs up and screams once again taking in the cheers of the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 207 pounds, TSUYOSHIIIIII KOJIIIIIIMA!

("We Die Young" by Alice “N” Chains hits and Kojima makes his way out onto the entrance ramp. Kojima stands at the center of the ramp and bows towards the ring and now starts walking down the aisle. He makes his way down and enters the ring stepping to the center and bowing to the official. He then turns and bows to the fans and then starts to stretch out as the music fades)

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Bo Slade vs. Tommy Grace vs. Joe Summers vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

The bell sounds and Slade instantly rushes across the ring and begins to battle it out with Kojima, nailing him with a chop to the chest that knocks him off balance and against the ropes. Slade goes to grab him but Kojima pushes him back and nails Slade with a few kicks and chops. Slade backs up towards the center of the ring and now Kojima runs up to attack but Slade hits an armdrag and transitions into an armbar. Meanwhile, Grace and Summers continue to fight for advantage. Both are in the ropes and Grace nails Summers with a forearm. Summers staggers backwards and Grace goes for a clothesline but Summers ducks under it. Grace turns around and Summers connects with a dropkick! Grace rolls under the ropes to the outside and now Summers notices Slade still has the armbar locked in. Summers runs up and kicks Slade in the back causing him to break the hold. Summers drags Slade to his feet and nails him with a few right hands, causing him to stumble into the corner. Summers grabs Slade and shoots him to the far side. Slade hits the corner hard and now Summers runs up and nails him with a big clothesline! Summers drops down on all fours, Kojima runs up and leaps off Summers back, AND CONNECTS WITH A LEG LARIAT! (Claps!) Slade stumbles out of the corner and Summers picks him up and slams him down to the mat. Kojima leaps out on the apron and then back in AND HITS A MOONSAULT OFF THE ROPES ONTO SLADE! (Claps!) Grace is back in and nails Summers with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Summers comes back and Grace nails him with a knee to the gut. Summers falls on the mat and Grace lands an elbow drop to the back of his head! Grace with the cover, 1…2, Kojima breaks the count. Kojima picks Grace up and nails him with a few kicks to the thighs and ribs. Kojima shoots Grace to the ropes but Grace reverses and sends Kojima. Kojima bounces off and ducks a clothesline. Grace turns around and Kojima goes for a kick but Grace grabs him AND NAILS A DRAGON SCREW! Slade gets back to his feet and now Grace picks Kojima up and calls to Slade. Slade walks over and they pick Kojima up AND DROP HIM ON THE ROPES! Slade and Grace hit opposite ends of the ropes, AND BOTH KICK KOJIMA IN THE HEAD! (Oh!) Kojima topples to the outside and now Summers is back up but Slade and Grace take him down with a double clothesline. Slade and Grace high five each other and turn their attention to the fans who boo them but now Slade grabs Grace and nails a back suplex! Slade with the cover, 1…2, Grace kicks out.

Mike Rether: Well that alliance didn’t last long.

John House: Of course it didn’t last long. You think Bo Slade or even Tommy Grace wants someone else to win this thing? This is a big match.

Slade gets back to his feet and notices Kojima is getting back in the ring. Slade quickly runs over and kicks him back out. Kojima climbs to the outside and nails Kojima in the back with a forearm. Back in the ring Grace nails Summers with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Summers comes back and Grace lifts him up off his feet but Summers drops down behind him and wraps him up from behind. Grace makes it into the ropes and shoves Summers off. Summers rolls to his feet and runs up to Grace who sidesteps Summers BUT SUMMERS LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND NAILS A PESCADO ON SLADE AND KOJIMA! (Cheers!) Grace starts stomping that he’s about to fly as well. Summers and Kojima get to their feet and Grace runs to the ropes but flicks the crowd off and climbs out on the apron and leaps off with a double axe handle but Summers and Kojima move! Grace lands on his feet, KOJIMA AND SUMMERS SHOVE HIM BACK AGAINST THE RING APRON! Summers and Kojima slide inside the ring and now Slade and Grace are on their feet. Summers and Kojima climb up separate turnbuckles, AND DIVE OFF HITTING STEREO BODY PRESSES! (Cheers!) Summers and Kojima get back up and slide back in the ring. Both stare at each other and now shake hands and lock up. Summers quickly takes Kojima down with an arm drag. Kojima rolls on the mat and handsprings to his feet and takes Summers down with an arm drag of his own. Summers rolls to his feet and runs at Kojima who sidesteps him. Summers hits the ropes and blocks a hip toss from Kojima and hits a hip toss of his own but Kojima flips to his feet! Grace and Slade are both on the apron now and both Summers and Kojima run up and bring them in the hard way! (Cheers!) Kojima grabs Grace and takes him to the corner while Summers does the same with Slade. Kojima and Summers begin to administer chops, punches, and kicks to Slade and Grace and now both whip Slade and Grace into each other! Slade and Grace bounce off one another, AND EACH TAKE A SUPERKICK! (Oh!) Summers and Kojima both make a pinfall, 1…2… DOUBLE KICK OUT!

Mike Rether: You know these two make quite a good team. I wouldn’t mind seeing them team up in the future. They are just putting a beating on both Tommy Grace and Bo Slade, and it’s getting really hard to keep up with all the fast paced action.

John House: You should just do what I’m doing.

Mike Rether: What’s that?

John House: Not watching it! Ha!

Summers and Kojima once again start fighting each other and Kojima gets the advantage, hitting Summers with a few kicks. Kojima grabs Summers and tosses him in the corner. Kojima runs up and leaps in the air as Summers moves! Kojima catches himself on the turnbuckle and leaps off AND CONNECTS WITH A SIDEKICK TO THE HEAD OF SUMMERS! (Oh!) Kojima covers, 1…2, Grace breaks up the pin! Grace picks Kojima up but Kojima nails Grace with a couple right hands and sends him to the ropes. Grace comes back and ducks a clothesline from Kojima and wraps him up, FULL NELSON SLAM! Grace with the cover, 1…2, Kojima kicks out. Slade back to his feet starts nailing Summers with right hands and now takes him to the corner and starts choking him out with his boot. Slade gets clubbed in the back by Grace and now Grace picks him up and nails a shoulderbreaker! Kojima gets back to his feet and nails a spin kick to Summers that takes him off his feet. Kojima turns around and Grace grabs him and tosses him to the outside. Slade gets back to his feet and nails Grace with a few forearms and shoots him to the corner. Slade runs up and nails him with a big forearm to the side of the head. Grace moves out of the corner and Slade wraps him up, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! (Oh!) Slade gets to his feet and starts showboating as the fans boo him. Kojima is back in the ring and runs up to Slade, spinning him around and leaping up for a hurricanrana but Slade holds onto him! Slade brings Kojima back up and goes to the ropes sending him out BUT KOJIMA HOLDS ON AND PULLS SLADE OUT OF THE RING! Grace starts getting back to his feet but gets picked up by Summers, ‘TROUBLED PAST’ (Psycho Driver) ON GRACE! (Oh!) Summers with the cover, 1…2…3!
Winner: Joe Summers via Troubled Past in 13:52

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: SUMMERS WINS IT! AND WHAT A WIN!

John House: Tell ya what, I don’t think Kojima or Slade are aware that the match is over, they’re still fighting up the entrance ramp!

Mike Rether: Well there’s no question that those two are bitter rivals with one another, and I’m sure that the two of them will meet in the ring again someday. But the time has come ladies and gentlemen for the Main Event. Homicide and Hardcore Jay, UP NEXT!

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this is the MAIN EVENT, OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Hardcore City, weighing in at 245 pounds, HARDCORRRRRRRRE JAY!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out through the curtain carrying his signature barbed wire chair in hand and smoking a cigarette. Jay stops at the center of the entrance ramp and raises the chair high above his head, taking in the cheers of the fans before making his way down to the ring. Jay climbs inside the ring, then climbs up the turnbuckle raising the chair high in the air once more before the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds, one half of the PWK Tag Team Champions, the “Notorious 187” HOMMMMMICIIIIIIDE!

~YOU SAY YOUR READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide walks out through the curtain carrying his half of the Tag Team Titles around his shoulder. Homicide walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring, staring down Jay as Jay continues to smoke his cigarette and hold the barbed wire chair beside him. Homicide climbs on the turnbuckle and raises up the Tag Team Title and gets ready as the music fades)

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Main Event: Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

The bell sounds and both Jay and Homicide begin circling around one another. Jay makes the first move as he shoots forward, going for a lock up, but Homicide manages to duck down and away from him before bouncing off the ropes. Homicide hits Jay with a shoulder block, sending him down to the mat. Homicide hits the ropes again and Jay rolls to his stomach but Homicide scouts it perfectly and drops down and locks Jay in a headlock. Jay gets back to his feet and sends Homicide to the ropes. Homicide comes back and takes Jay back down with another shoulder tackle. Homicide drops and makes the cover, 1… Jay kicks out quickly and gets to his feet and we’re at a standoff! Jay and Homicide circle up again and now lock up once more. Homicide pushes Jay into the corner and gives him a hard elbow to the side of the head. Homicide reaches back and delivers a quick chop to Jay but now Jay grabs Homicide and throws him in the corner and starts chopping him! Jay nails him with 3 hard chops and now brings Homicide out of the corner and nails a scoop slam. Jay hits the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Homicide moves and gets to his feet as does Jay holding his elbow. The two stare at each other for a quick second and now get into each others faces. Homicide and Jay start talking trash to one another and now Homicide pushes Jay, and Jay pushes back! Homicide leans in and nails Jay with a right hand and Jay retaliates with a right of his own! Homicide chops Jay, now Jay chops Homicide! Homicide nails Jay with a few forearms and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay comes back and ducks a clothesline. Homicide turns around and Jay nails a big forearm shot that staggers Homicide into the ropes. Jay nails Homicide with a right hand and shoots him off but Homicide reverses and sends Jay. Jay bounces off and the two collide in the center of the ring. Homicide and Jay once again get in each others faces and now they lock up again and fight for position. Homicide backs Jay into the corner and now Jay shifts momentum, backing Homicide in the ropes. Jay and Homicide circle around the ropes for a moment and then suddenly fall through the ropes to the outside!

Mike Rether: And you can tell that this is going to be nothing more than a war between these two.

John House: Hell I wouldn’t care if either of em dies tonight.

On the outside Homicide grabs Jay and rams him back into the guardrail. Homicide starts stomping him and now starts choking him out with his boot. Homicide picks Jay up and brings him over to the steps and BANGS HIS HEAD AGAINST THEM! Homicide slides inside the ring and scouts Jay on the outside who’s shaking off the cobwebs from those steel steps. Jay back up now turns around, AND HOMICIDE HITS A TOPE CON HILO THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO JAY! (PWK! PWK!) Homicide picks Jay up and tosses him back in the ring. Jay gets back to his feet and goes for a clothesline on Homicide but Homicide ducks underneath and nails Jay with a few forearms to the back that takes Jay to the ropes. Homicide shoots Jay off and now Jay ducks a clothesline from Homicide. Homicide turns around AND JAY LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Homicide gets to his feet and Jay takes him down with a scoop slam. Homicide gets up again and gets kicked by Jay. Jay sets him up, BIG SUPLEX! (Claps!) Jay with the cover, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Jay gets to his feet and nails Homicide with a couple boots to the back and now picks him up and nails him with a big punch that takes him to the ropes. Jay whips Homicide off and Homicide reverses shooting Jay to the ropes. Jay comes back to a ducking Homicide and positions his head between his legs. Jay calling for a piledriver but Homicide back body drops him! Jay holds his back in pain and starts getting to his feet but Homicide runs up and nails a yakuza kick! (Oh!) Homicide covers, 1…2, Jay kicks out! Homicide gets up and kicks Jay a few times in the back and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Jay hits hard and now Homicide runs up, leaps in the air and turns around AND JAY MOVES! Homicide hits his back hard against the turnbuckle and stumbles out of the corner, POWERSLAM BY JAY! Jay covers, 1…2… Homicide kicks out!

Mike Rether: The crowd really throwing their support behind Jay here in this match tonight!

John House: The crowd can show their support all they want, but the fact of the matter is that these people aren’t going to win the match for Jay. He’s gotta do it on his own.

Jay gets back to his feet and brings Homicide up and nails him with a couple stiff chops. Homicide backs into the corner and now Jay picks him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Jay climbs up top and attempts a superplex but Homicide starts fighting out of it! Homicide hits Jay in the ribs a few times and now lifts him up and slams him down on the mat! Homicide starts perching himself on the turnbuckle and now Jay is up and turns, Homicide leaps off with an axe handle BUT JAY NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND IN THE GUT! Homicide falls to the mat clinching his stomach and now starts getting back to his feet. Jay grabs Homicide and wraps him up, ‘WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!’ Jay covers, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Jay punches Homicide in the head a few times and now picks him back up and shoots him to the corner. Jay runs up and nails a big splash in the corner and now brings Homicide out and lifts him up, ‘JAGER BOMB’ (Running Powerbomb) TO HOMICIDE! (Oh!) The cover, 1…2…3 NO! HOMICIDE KICKS OUT! Jay questions the count but now picks Homicide up but Homicide pulls Jay into the corner. Jay hits hard and Homicide makes the cover and puts his legs on the ropes, 1…2…3 NO! JAY KICKS OUT! Homicide picks Jay up and nails him with a right hand but Jay fires back with a right hand of his own. Homicide forearms Jay and Jay comes back with a forearm of his own. Jay forearms him a few more times and shoots him to the ropes. Homicide comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay and spins him around, GOES FOR AN ACE CRUSHER BUT JAY THROWS HIM OFF! Homicide bounces off the ropes and Jay ducks down for a back body drop but Homicide stops and wraps him up, ‘COP KILLA’ ON JAY, 1…2…3!
Winner: Homicide via Cop Killa in 14:15

Rating: 95%

Mike Rether: And with that, Homicide wins it here tonight in the Main Event. But there should be no shame in losing for Jay, he put up a hell of a fight.

John House: Not much of one though.

Mike Rether: And with that ladies and gentlemen, we’re out of time. We’ll see you tomorrow night for the Insiders Edition, and we’ll see you Saturday night for Politically Incorrect, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

(The show fades out with Homicide standing in the ring holding the Tag Team Title in the air)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

Overall Show Rating: 90%

[THIS IS GREAT]

The fact that you continue to write shows although NO ONE EVER REPLIES is really astonishing. No one can dispute your love of wrestling, but I do wonder, do you have a *censored*ing life?

[Strikin.]

Ok no do do you have a life all you have done is relied to everybody and put people down

[THIS IS GREAT]

Strikin., on Sep 17 2009, 02:55 AM, said:

Ok no do do you have a life all you have done is relied to everybody and put people down

Awww, did I put you down? What can I do to help bring you back up?

[HardcoreJay]

THIS IS GREAT, on Sep 17 2009, 02:50 AM, said:

The fact that you continue to write shows although NO ONE EVER REPLIES is really astonishing. No one can dispute your love of wrestling, but I do wonder, do you have a *censored*ing life?

Eh, I dont really care if I get replies or not. Replies are good but as long as I have readers that's all I really care about. And to answer your question, yes, I do have a f*cking life. During the week I work as an aid for autistic kids and other kids with disabilities, and on my weekends I turn into "The Rage" Scotty Priest and work for various independent wrestling companies.

[Whiterhyno333]

Drum roll please....

Rhyno has finally gotten off his sorry butt and responded to a diary that is, in his opinion anyway, great! I am so sorry that I've kept putting this off, man. you have been slugging away at this thing and you have something you should be damn proud of. This is a fomer Diary of the Month, for Christ's sake!

I'm glad that you see that diaries aren't always about replies or how great everyone tells you how great your ideas are. To be honest, I've read over this mutiple times, but was confused by who was who and didn't want to look like a dumb ass! (So if a screw up an obvious storyline point, just slam through a table on to a bed of tacks and lets call it square!)


First of all Rether and House's commentary was quite entertaining. You write realistic dialogue; it feels like something a wrestling announcer would say and sort of took me back to the good ole days of Vince and Jesse in the WWF.

Ryan Conner/Nikita Sputnik vs. Up In Smoke

Ok lets me gets this out there, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF THESE GUYS ARE. That being said, it was great match in terms of pacing...Having the heels sneak out the win was a good twist. Letting your faces get their heat back at the end, seemed sort of forced. Are you running a program with these guys or are you just getting the crowd fired up with the 1st match on the card? I guess I'm trying to figure out your purpose..

Will Storm vs. John Bay

Great match from a technical standpoint...Good action and really kept readers into it. You really didn;t know what the next spot was going to be, but I could read how the fans were sitting in anticpation (if that makes sense)

Two heel wins to start off a show! You must really be trying to get the crowd in a mood! (By the way, are you calling these matches on the fly or do you have them planned out before hand? Trying to understand your method... )

Derek Frazier vs. Mike Quackenbush


Another match where the heel comes out ahead in the end...hmmm...I'm sensing a pattern here. I don't know if you are doing it on purpose, but I think this would make for an annoyed crowd; especially at an indie-show. You would have more knowledge of this than me, but set me straight if I'm off.

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Helms Brothers

All right, the faces win! Great tag action and these Helm's finishing combo just reeks of awsomeness. Sort of a squash, though. The widowmakers had their moments early, but your faces really controlled most of the match with the highest spots and cooler moves. Really makes them look strong!

Testament: You see, the Elements Of Darkness, has already started the destruction. And soon, we will be the ones that are left standing. Soon. VERY SOON! The Elements Of Darkness will become stronger. And as we get stronger, PWK becomes weaker, and all of you people know it, and all of you in the back know it. So with that said. What I strongly suggest to all of you is simply this… You’re either with us, or against us. Just like I’ve done with Daniel and Sebastian… I will take in the broken, and the fallen, and I will save them. There are plenty of you people here, and plenty of people in the back that are broken and fallen… Now I can save you. But the choice is yours. You have to ask yourselves, “do I want to be saved?” You have to figure out, do you want to be part of the solution, or part of the problem. I strongly suggest that you make the decision as soon as possible. Because last week, the E.O.D. already put the machine in motion, and now that it’s rolling, it’s not going to stop, and nothing, and NOBODY, is going to stop it. PWK is the Titanic, and the Elements Of Darkness is the iceberg. Believe me when I say this… Nobody is safe, and nobody can stop us…

Very nice promo, man. Sort of old school Kevin Sullivan/Undertakerish scary. Great, great way to end the promo. Good stuff.

Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout

Holy fast-paced tag action, Batman! Do these guys ever stop moving in this match? I guess one of the good things about NOT knowing anyone is that I really have to pay attention to find out what is going on and use my imgination more. this match tore down the house, however. NICE spots. Good, long and well written match.

The whole Danielson/Hero segment was great and really kicked off what sems to be a good fued. I've heard great things about both workers and their Youtube clips are out of this world. Nice segment there.


Amazing Red vs. B-Boy vs. Roderick Strong

Ok, I do know Red and am glad he got the win over a champ. This guy has always had talent sort of an indie version of Rey Mysterio. Can't say enough good things about his work. The 3 way was interesting with each man getting enough offense to make it it credible and keep it from getting stale.

Bo Slade vs. Tommy Grace vs. Joe Summers vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

I think my lack of knowledge of anyone here/combined with closly reading most of the card sort of had me falling flat on this match. should probabbly take a break and come back to this, but I've got this much of your review done and need to push through...Decent match that seemed to get the winner over and progress another feud. Nice booking when you can accomplish more than one thing in a match.

Main Event: Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

Well, way not to be a Worker/booker and put yourself over! Great match that I enjoyed reading. Homicide is a great worker and I'm partail to this Jay fellow. Should really say more, but i need to get ready for work. Great job, man. Should have given this review WAY before now...

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, September 16th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a few short clips of PWK footage, the camera fades in on Mike Rether and John House who are standing by)

Mike Rether: Good evening and WELCOME to another edition of the Insiders Edition, I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “Sweet Ass” House!

Mike Rether: Sweet ass?

John House: Thanks Mike, I’ve been working out but I don’t swing that way so no funny business, Mike.

Mike Rether: Wouldn’t dream of it. Ladies and gentlemen we’ve got a great show tonight, so let’s kick things off with this weeks installment, of the Insiders Edition.

Roderick Strong To Defend Title Against Amazing Red At Politically Incorrect

Mike Rether: Last night, Amazing Red shocked the fans of PWK and Roderick Strong, when he was able to pin Strong to capture the win in the big 3 Way Dance between himself, B-Boy and Strong. Though the North American Championship was not on the line, if it was, we’d be seeing a new North American Champion in Amazing Red. But, Red’s non title win, did catch the eye of Jay B. and Travis Martin. They sent notice that because of Red’s impressive win over the North American Champion, he will be granted a title shot against Strong at Politically Incorrect this Saturday night. A big match for Red no doubt.

John House: Well Red’s had plenty of opportunities to capture some gold in PWK, however much like himself, he’s always come up short, haha.

Mike Rether: Well I along with a lot of others with Red the best of luck.

Special Fatal 4 Way Match Added To Politically Incorrect

Mike Rether: In an attempt to shake up Politically Incorrect, Jay B. has granted 4 stars of PWK a great opportunity. 4 stars of PWK will compete in a Fatal 4 Way Match, and the winner will be granted a title shot, against any title holder in Pro Wrestling KING. Those four participants will be, Scorpio Sky, Ares, Nikita Sputnik, and John Bay.

John House: Well it’s about damn time that Bay got a match like this. If any of those is more worthy of a title shot, it’s Bay, hands down.

Mike Rether: And certainly the match itself will be interesting to see. And though all 4 men do deserve a title shot, only one will get the opportunity.

What You Didn’t See After PWK TV

Mike Rether: During PWK TV, the Elements Of Darkness cut a promo, thrashing Pro Wrestling KING, saying that it was going to be the beginning of the end for us. Testament rambled on and on, until he was finally silenced by the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde. A brawl had ensued that the Playas and Hyde were able to gain the advantage, sending the E.O.D. running for safety. However, it was they who had the last words in, as Testament personally went to Travis Martin later in the night, demanding that at Politically Incorrect, he and DRH face off against the Hardcore Playas, while Sebastian Black is granted a title shot against DJ Hyde. Those two matches will be taking place now. The Hardcore Playas will step in the ring with DRH and Testament in tag team action, while Sebastian Black gets a chance to redeem himself as he steps in the ring with DJ Hyde in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match.

John House: And I’m going on record right now, Rether. I’m betting everything I own that DJ Hyde will FINALLY lose his first match here in PWK, and his title.

Mike Rether: Testament made reference that PWK is the Titanic, and the E.O.D. is the iceberg. At Politically Incorrect, we will be finding out if PWK can do what the Titanic did not do, and that’s see if they can move around the iceberg. Personally, I don’t know what’s going to happen with those two matches, but one thing is for sure, it will be something that NOBODY is going to want to miss.

BIG EGWA Show This Friday Night

Mike Rether: To kick things off for Politically Incorrect, we’d like you the fans to come check out PWK’s sister company, and development federation of future PWK stars, the Extreme Global Wrestling Alliance. The EGWA will be holding a big show this Friday night, at the KING’s Coliseum at 8 pm. It’s set to be a huge event as Danny Daniels and The Joker do battle to crown the EGWA Heavyweight Champion. Also scheduled to be in action are Caprice Coleman taking on Kenny Omega, the Outkast Killas take on Tag Team Champions, Vito and Sal Thomaselli, and HERO! takes on Brian XL and Chris Bosh in a 3 Way Dance, just to name off a few matches.

John House: Eh, boring. Nobody cares.

Mike Rether: I’m sure some people do.

John House: Are you that sure?

Mike Rether: Wouldn’t say it if I wasn’t.

John House: Yeah… Right.

Mike Rether: That’s all the time we have here tonight for the Insiders Edition. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll see you at Politically Incorrect!

(The camera fades to the PWK Logo)


PWK Presents: POLITICALLY INCORRECT
LIVE From The KING’s Coliseum September 19th 2009

Joe Summers vs. Tommy Grace

Bo Slade vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Junior Heavyweight Title
Derek Frazier vs. El Generico ©

Crown Of Thorns Title, Fans Bring The Weapons
Sebastian Black vs. DJ Hyde ©

Winner Receives Title Shot
Scoprio Sky vs. Ares vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. John Bay

Tag Team
Elements Of Darkness vs. Hardcore Playas

North American Title
Amazing Red vs. Roderick Strong ©

Tag Team Titles
BLKout vs. Strong Style Thugs ©

Main Event, Heavyweight Title
Chris Hero vs. Bryan Danielson ©

[HardcoreJay]

Whiterhyno333, on Sep 17 2009, 10:56 AM, said:

Drum roll please....

Rhyno has finally gotten off his sorry butt and responded to a diary that is, in his opinion anyway, great! I am so sorry that I've kept putting this off, man. you have been slugging away at this thing and you have something you should be damn proud of. This is a fomer Diary of the Month, for Christ's sake!

I'm glad that you see that diaries aren't always about replies or how great everyone tells you how great your ideas are. To be honest, I've read over this mutiple times, but was confused by who was who and didn't want to look like a dumb ass! (So if a screw up an obvious storyline point, just slam through a table on to a bed of tacks and lets call it square!)


First of all Rether and House's commentary was quite entertaining. You write realistic dialogue; it feels like something a wrestling announcer would say and sort of took me back to the good ole days of Vince and Jesse in the WWF.

Ryan Conner/Nikita Sputnik vs. Up In Smoke

Ok lets me gets this out there, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF THESE GUYS ARE. That being said, it was great match in terms of pacing...Having the heels sneak out the win was a good twist. Letting your faces get their heat back at the end, seemed sort of forced. Are you running a program with these guys or are you just getting the crowd fired up with the 1st match on the card? I guess I'm trying to figure out your purpose..

Will Storm vs. John Bay

Great match from a technical standpoint...Good action and really kept readers into it. You really didn;t know what the next spot was going to be, but I could read how the fans were sitting in anticpation (if that makes sense)

Two heel wins to start off a show! You must really be trying to get the crowd in a mood! (By the way, are you calling these matches on the fly or do you have them planned out before hand? Trying to understand your method... )

Derek Frazier vs. Mike Quackenbush


Another match where the heel comes out ahead in the end...hmmm...I'm sensing a pattern here. I don't know if you are doing it on purpose, but I think this would make for an annoyed crowd; especially at an indie-show. You would have more knowledge of this than me, but set me straight if I'm off.

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Helms Brothers

All right, the faces win! Great tag action and these Helm's finishing combo just reeks of awsomeness. Sort of a squash, though. The widowmakers had their moments early, but your faces really controlled most of the match with the highest spots and cooler moves. Really makes them look strong!

Testament: You see, the Elements Of Darkness, has already started the destruction. And soon, we will be the ones that are left standing. Soon. VERY SOON! The Elements Of Darkness will become stronger. And as we get stronger, PWK becomes weaker, and all of you people know it, and all of you in the back know it. So with that said. What I strongly suggest to all of you is simply this… You’re either with us, or against us. Just like I’ve done with Daniel and Sebastian… I will take in the broken, and the fallen, and I will save them. There are plenty of you people here, and plenty of people in the back that are broken and fallen… Now I can save you. But the choice is yours. You have to ask yourselves, “do I want to be saved?” You have to figure out, do you want to be part of the solution, or part of the problem. I strongly suggest that you make the decision as soon as possible. Because last week, the E.O.D. already put the machine in motion, and now that it’s rolling, it’s not going to stop, and nothing, and NOBODY, is going to stop it. PWK is the Titanic, and the Elements Of Darkness is the iceberg. Believe me when I say this… Nobody is safe, and nobody can stop us…

Very nice promo, man. Sort of old school Kevin Sullivan/Undertakerish scary. Great, great way to end the promo. Good stuff.

Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout

Holy fast-paced tag action, Batman! Do these guys ever stop moving in this match? I guess one of the good things about NOT knowing anyone is that I really have to pay attention to find out what is going on and use my imgination more. this match tore down the house, however. NICE spots. Good, long and well written match.

The whole Danielson/Hero segment was great and really kicked off what sems to be a good fued. I've heard great things about both workers and their Youtube clips are out of this world. Nice segment there.


Amazing Red vs. B-Boy vs. Roderick Strong

Ok, I do know Red and am glad he got the win over a champ. This guy has always had talent sort of an indie version of Rey Mysterio. Can't say enough good things about his work. The 3 way was interesting with each man getting enough offense to make it it credible and keep it from getting stale.

Bo Slade vs. Tommy Grace vs. Joe Summers vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

I think my lack of knowledge of anyone here/combined with closly reading most of the card sort of had me falling flat on this match. should probabbly take a break and come back to this, but I've got this much of your review done and need to push through...Decent match that seemed to get the winner over and progress another feud. Nice booking when you can accomplish more than one thing in a match.

Main Event: Hardcore Jay vs. Homicide

Well, way not to be a Worker/booker and put yourself over! Great match that I enjoyed reading. Homicide is a great worker and I'm partail to this Jay fellow. Should really say more, but i need to get ready for work. Great job, man. Should have given this review WAY before now...

Haha. Thanks for finally getting off your butt and giving me a review sir lol. Ya didnt have to but I appreciate it lol

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, September 18th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: Roderick Strong

(The camera fades in on Roderick Strong who’s standing by, carrying the North American Championship around his shoulder)

Roderick Strong: Amazing Red. It looks as though you’re my next opponent, no screw that, it looks as though you’re my next VICTIM! The difference between being my opponent, and being my victim, is simple as this. An opponent will actually put up a fight, and poses a threat to take my North American Title. I look at you Red, and I don’t see any threat, and I don’t even see that much of a fight. The fact that you even pinned my shoulders to the mat this past Tuesday night is nothing short of a miracle. But then again, B-Boy definitely gave you a little bit of help. But that’s not gonna happen at Politically Incorrect. Nope. You see Red, what’s going to happen is this. I’m going to take your little ass, and I’m going throw you around in and out of that ring as if you were nothing more than a rag doll. But I’m not going to finish you off early, no, no, no… I’m going to take my time with you. And after I break your back, I’m going to walk out of that ring, STILL the North American Champion. And you, you Red will be walking out, wondering to yourself, in what world could you have EVER beaten me. Seeya Saturday.

(Strong taps his North American Title and walks off as the cameras fade)

PWK Promo: DJ Hyde

(The camera fades in on DJ Hyde. Hyde is staring at his Crown Of Thorns Championship but then looks up at the camera with intensity in his eyes)

DJ Hyde: Sebastian Black. Twice we’ve gotten in the ring. And twice I’ve beaten you. What makes you think that the old saying “Third Times A Charm,” is going to work for you? What makes you think, that just because your involved with Jonas Testament and DRH, that your affiliation with them is going to help you take my title? It’s not. This title… Is mine. And it’s not going anywhere, unless you intend to pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

(Hyde stares into the camera as it fades out)

PWK Promo: Ares

(The camera fades in on Ares staring at the camera)

Ares: So Politically Incorrect is upon us. And I’ve got a big match Fatal 4 Way Match against Nikita Sputnik, John Bay, and Scorpio Sky. The winner of this match, gets a title shot at any title he chooses. Now this is without a doubt a big match for me, and I’m gonna do all I can to walk out with a win under my belt… But the question on my mind if I do win, is “what title will I go after?” Do I go after El Generico? Do I get a partner and go after the Strong Style Thugs? Personally I wouldn’t want to go after DJ Hyde. Do I go after Roderick Strong again? Or do I go big, and go after Bryan Danielson. Decisions, decisions, decisions. Right now, I gotta tell ya, I don’t know who I’d go after. Guess I’ll make my decision after Saturday night. But as far as Saturday night and my opponents go, all I gotta say is this… Get ready, cuz it’s time for a war…

(Ares throws up the horns and walks off)

PWK Promo: Bo Slade

(The camera fades in on Bo Slade who’s staring at the camera)

Bo Slade: Tsuyoshi Kojima, it seems that every time I try to show these idiots at Pro Wrestling KING what I’m capable of, you seem to always get in my way. You got in my way at Ignition when I was destined to become the North American Champion. You got in my way at Summer Blast Off, and now you’ve gotten in my way just a few days ago. At Politically Incorrect, I’m finally going to dispose of you… A task that I should’ve done a long time ago. Well they say that good things come to those who wait… And Kojima, I’m tired of waiting. Tomorrow night, its you and I once more… And this time, you’re finished. And that’s, the truth.

(Slade starts laughing as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Chris Hero

(The camera fades in on Chris Hero who’s standing by)

Chris Hero: Travis Martin, I want you, and I want Jay B. to know how sorry I am. That’s right. You heard me. I want you to know how sorry I am, for my actions at PWK TV this week. But you have to understand. It was Danielson’s fault. You don’t see it, and the reason is because you don’t know Danielson like I do. All you see, is a great athlete, a great champion, of which I myself have always been. But you don’t see the true side of Danielson. The side that is cocky, the side that Danielson thinks he’s better than everybody in the locker room and in the world. And above everything else, he’s very manipulative son of a bitch! You know this because it was he that conned you into putting he and I in the Main Event at Gold Rush. If Danielson didn’t involve himself, and if PWK TV had not been cancelled, just sayin… Then the Main Event would’ve been different. It could have been myself, against anybody besides Danielson… And at Gold Rush, I could’ve become the first PWK Heavyweight Champion, and everything would have been fine. But instead, Danielson manipulated, and cheated his way into becoming the champion, thus creating a chaotic, and STRESSFUL month for me. But, I’m letting you all know, that after tomorrow night, everything will be fine. I’m going to beat Danielson. I’m going to become the Heavyweight Champion which I’ve should’ve been in the first place. And Danielson will be history. The way it should’ve been.

(Hero stares into the camera as it fades out)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, September 19th 2009



[size=5] PWK Presents: POLITICALLY INCORRECT [/size]

(A video clip starts playing set to the song “Show Me A Sign” by Breaking Point)

Could you give me just some kind of sign

(Clip shows Bryan Danielson and Chris Hero staring at one another while both sign the contract)

To let me know that I'm not wasting my time
I just need a reason to believe

(Clip shows Chris Hero powerbombing Danielson through a table)

I've lost all visibility, 'cause I can't see
Just what you mean, by what you're telling me

(Clip shows B-Boy hitting Roderick Strong with a powerbomb, followed by an ‘Infrared’ by Amazing Red)

Should I stay or go, do you even know
It's all a riddle to me

(Clip shows Bo Slade and Tsuyoshi Kojima fighting)

Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign

(Clip shows the Elements Of Darkness and the Hardcore Playas with DJ Hyde fighting up the entrance ramp)

Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.

(Clip shows Derek Frazier hitting Mike Quackenbush with ‘Pure Impact’)

Would you tell me cause I can't read your mind

(Clip shows Trent Acid hitting Ruckus with a Yakuza Kick)

I'm so lost but it's not that hard to find
I know exactly what you need

(Clip shows Joe Summers and Tsuyoshi Kojima hitting stereo body presses to the outside on Bo Slade and Tommy Grace)

It's become quite evident, just what you meant
I need to vent, well here's my two cents

(Clip shows Scorpio Sky making Ryan Conner tap out to a dragon clutch, followed by John Bay forcing Jay Man to tap out to the ‘Restless Dream’)

Don't leave me hanging on if you know its wrong
It's all a riddle to me

(Clip shows Joe Summers giving Tommy Grace the ‘Troubled Past’)

Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign

(Clip shows Ruckus lifting Sabian off the mat and hitting an assisted moonsault on top of Trent Acid)

Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.

(Clip Shows Jonas Testament hitting Hardcore Jones with the ‘Destiny’s Flaw)

Give me just some kind of sign
Cause I know that everything is changing

(Clip shows Chris Hero looking down on Bryan Danielson while EMT’s check him out)

And I feel like you always leave me hanging
Don't leave me hanging on
If you know its wrong

(The video ends and then the cameras fade inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are cheering and chanting ‘PWK.’ The camera observes the fans around the arena for a second before panning over to Mike Rether and John House who are standing by at the commentators table)

Mike Rether: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO POLITICALLY INCORRECT! I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John, “ALWAYS Politically Incorrect” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And we are LIVE at the KING’s Coliseum in Baltimore, Maryland. And I know I say this a lot, but I’ll say it again. Tonight, is probably going to be the biggest night yet, for Pro Wrestling KING.

John House: Well ya know Mike, we’ve got some big matches on the card tonight that’s either going to change the lives of some, or it’s going to stay the same. For instance, and obviously the ONLY match I want to see tonight, Chris Hero and Bryan Danielson.

Mike Rether: The contract was signed the other night on PWK TV, and after it was all said and done, Chris Hero took it upon himself to put Danielson through the table that was already in the ring. In a way, my guess is he was trying to injure Danielson once again to give himself the advantage.

John House: I don’t think that was the case at all. I believe he was just letting Danielson know what he’s getting himself into. And after watching that recent promo of his on Livewire, I gotta admit, I totally agree with Hero, it is Danielson’s fault that Hero did what he did.

Mike Rether: Oh that’s just rediculous. Chris Hero’s actions are his, and his alone. It’s not anybody else’s. But he and Danielson are going to tear each other apart tonight, there’s no doubt about that. Also, couple other matches that are on tonight’s card that should be nothing more than a war. You’ve got DJ Hyde putting the Crown Of Thorns Title on the line against Sebastian Black in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match. Not only that, but he also puts up his undefeated streak.

John House: And I have a STRONG feeling about this Rether. I think that Sebastian Black, through the guidance of Jonas Testament, will FINALLY dethrone DJ Hyde tonight. I feel he WILL become the new Crown Of Thorns Champion, and I think DRH and Testament will beat the HELL out of the Hardcore Playas.

Mike Rether: Another big match tonight. It will be the Hardcore Playas and the other half of the Elements Of Darkness, DRH and Jonas Testament battling it out once again. And if you remember a few weeks back, it was the E.O.D. against the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde, now the E.O.D. won that match. At Gold Rush, Hardcore Jay deliberately cost himself the match between himself and DRH, and on that night DJ Hyde beat Jonas Testament. If you think about it, really this feud is just about even, except of course when DJ Hyde gets in the ring with the E.O.D. because every time the E.O.D. has faced Hyde, Hyde has been in a league of his own.

John House: Well there’s no question that DJ Hyde has cheated his way throughout every single match he’s had with the E.O.D. but that’s all about to change tonight! And as for the Playas, their done for, plain and simple.

Mike Rether: Well I’ll tell ya what, let’s just kick things off with singles competition. The other night on PWK TV, Joe Summers and Tommy Grace were involved in a Fatal 4 Way with Tsuyoshi Kojima and Bo Slade. Those two will meet later on, but it was Joe Summers that won that match after pinning Tommy Grace. Tommy Grace didn’t think too kindly of it, and requested this match with Summers. Let’s go to the ring!

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 224 pounds, JOOOOOOOE SUMMERS!

("Elevation" by U2 hits and the fans cheer as Joe Summers makes his way out onto the ramp, staring down at the ring with an intensity burning in his eyes. Summers lets out a scream and then sprints down the aisle, sliding inside the ring. Summers walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs up and screams once again taking in the cheers of the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, weighing 235 pounds, TOMMYYYYYY GRAAAACE!

[size=3] ~IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!~ [/size]

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam starts up as Tommy Grace walks out to the ramp and rubs his hands together with a cocky smirk on his face, the crowd booing him heavily. He takes a bow and holds his arms out in an arrogant pose for a few seconds before rushing down to the ring. Grace slides under the bottom rope, moving towards the turnbuckle and trash talking to the crowd a bit. He then leans up against the turnbuckle, continuing to trash talk the fans as the music fades)

[quote] Joe Summers vs. Tommy Grace

The bell rings and Grace looks at Summers with a cocky smirk. Summers and Grace circle up and go in for a lock up but Grace swings around Summers back and takes him down with a nice wrestling takedown but doesn’t hold on as he backs off and smiles. Summers gets to his feet and Grace brushes his hands like its easy work. Summers and Grace lock up again and Grace goes behind Summers once more and takes him down with a wrestling takedown and holds on this time but Summers quickly counters out of it and transitions into a hammerlock! (Claps!) Grace rolls to his side and now grabs Summers by the head and brings him down with a headlock takeover and once again gets to his feet and brushes his hands off. (Boos!) Summers gets to his feet and wants to lock up with Grace once more. Grace gives him an ok and goes to lock up but Summers holds his hands up, AND THEN SLAPS HIM! (You Got Bitch Slapped!) Summers brushes his hands off and now Grace runs up and goes for a right hand but Summers blocks it and starts nailing him with rights of his own! Summers backs Grace to the ropes and shoots him off but Grace reverses and sends Summers. Summers hits the ropes and leaps over a ducking Grace. Grace turns around and Summers leaps up and hits a hurricanrana! Grace gets back to his feet AND SUMMERS TAKES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! (Cheers!) Grace gets to his feet and Summers runs up, AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND NAILS GRACE WITH A BODY PRESS! (Claps!) Summers gets to his feet and lets out a scream and the fans cheer him on!

Mike Rether: Joe Summers certainly has the love of the fans here and he’s certainly has things in control in the early goings of this match.

John House: But that’s the keyword there Rether, it’s still early.

Summers picks Grace up and tosses him back in the ring to escape the 10 count. Grace starts getting to his feet but stops at his knees and starts pleading with Summers to not hit him. Summers laughs and kicks Grace in the gut. Summers pulls Grace up and nails him with a standing dropkick and covers, 1…2, Grace kicks out. Summers picks Grace up and pushes him back against the turnbuckle. Summers kicks Grace a few times and now shoots him to the far side. Grace hits the corner and now Summers runs up but Grace gives him an elbow to the side of the head. Summers backs up and Grace runs in for a clothesline but Summers ducks under it! Grace turns around as Summers springs off the turnbuckle with a cross body, POWERSLAM BY TOMMY GRACE! (Oh!) Grace covers, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Grace picks up Summers and punches him hard in the head, causing him to stumble into the ropes. Grace shoots Summers off and delivers a big knee to the gut off the rebound. Summers flips to the mat and sits up, GRACE RUNS UP AND GIVES HIM AN UPPERCUT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Grace pulls him down and covers, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Grace questions the count but now picks Summers up and shoots him to the corner. Grace runs up but Summers moves! Grace turns around and starts getting nailed by Summers with a barrage of right hands. Summers shoots Grace to the far side and Grace hits hard! Summers runs up, leaps and lands on Grace and monkey flips him BUT GRACE CARTWHEELS OUT OF IT! Summers gets to his feet, AND GETS DROPPED BY A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Grace covers again, 1…2… Summers kicks out!

Mike Rether: Well it seems that now Grace is leading this match but Summers is still hanging in there.

John House: I told ya it was just a matter of time. Now it’s only a matter of time before

Grace grabs Summers arms and pulls them back while digging a knee into his back. Grace now asks the ref to ask him if he taps but Summers is holding on. Grace keeps the hold locked in for a few more seconds but now releases it and kicks Summers in the head! Grace drops Summers and covers, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Grace picks Summers up and shoots him to the ropes. Summers comes back and Grace picks him up for a tilt-a-whirl but Summers flips to his feet! Grace goes for a clothesline but Summers catches it and spins him around AND NAILS AN ENIZIGURI! (Oh!) Summers with the cover, 1…2, Grace kicks out! Summers picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Summers ducks down and Grace kicks him in the face! Summers pops up and Grace spins him around and locks in a full nelson. Grace picks him up but Summers squirms out of it and hits a victory roll on Grace, 1…2… Grace kicks out! Summers rolls back to his feet as Grace gets to his feet in the corner. Summers runs up and nails a big forearm, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A BULLDOG! Summers gets to his feet and screams to the fans and then points to the turnbuckle. Summers climbs up top, ‘FROM RAGS TO RICHES’ (Frog Splash) MISSES! Summers gets up holding his chest in pain and now Grace grabs him, ‘FALL FROM GRACE’ (Scrapbuster Backbreaker) ON SUMMERS! Grace covers and hooks the leg, 1…2…3!
Winner: Tommy Grace via Fall From Grace in 11:34

Rating: 93% [/quote]

Mike Rether: And that’s all she wrote! Tommy Grace gains a bit of revenge for himself, as he pulls out a big win here tonight at Politically Incorrect.

John House: Summers had Grace down with the bulldog and could’ve put him away right there, but he decided to go up to the top to try and get himself more over with his flashy high flying stuff, and it cost him.

Mike Rether: Indeed it did. Coming up next, Bo Slade and Tsuyoshi Kojima. A little rivalry that has built up since the first show at Ignition, makes its way here to Politically Incorrect. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from The Gates Of Truth, weighing 230 pounds. Bo “The TRUTH” SLAAAAAAAADE!

[size=3] ~SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE!~ [/size]

(The lights go out in the arena as “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Bo Slade comes through the curtain with his head down and his hands folded in prayer with the fans booing. Bo Slade goes to the top of the entrance ramp and then looks to the sky and throws his arms out while kneeling down on a knee. Bo stays there for a few seconds and then gets to his feet and walks down to the ring, jaw *censored* the fans along the way. Slade climbs inside the ring, walks to the center and then kneels down bowing his head. After a few seconds, Slade makes a cross sign in the air and then stands up and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 207 pounds, TSUYOSHIIIII KOOOOJIIIIIMAAAA!

("We Die Young" by Alice “N” Chains hits and Kojima makes his way out onto the entrance ramp. Kojima stands at the center of the ramp and bows towards the ring and now starts walking down the aisle. He makes his way down and enters the ring stepping to the center and bowing to the official. He then turns and bows to the fans but Slade runs up and quickly starts nailing him in the back with forearms!)

[quote] Bo “The Truth” Slade vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Slade has Kojima down and now starts stomping away at him. Slade picks Kojima up and tosses him hard into the corner! Kojima hits hard and stumbles out and gets taken down with a big clothesline from Slade! Slade with the quick cover, 1…2, Kojima kicks out. Slade starts pummeling Kojima with right hands and now drags him to his feet and chops him to the corner. Slade nails a few right hands on Kojima and now takes the time to showboat. (Boos!) Slade turns back to Kojima WHO THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER AND STARTS CHOPPING AND KICKING HIM! (Cheers!) Kojima kicks Slade in the thighs and the ribs, AND HITS A SPIN KICK TO THE JAW OF SLADE! (Cheers!) Kojima pulls Slade up to his feet and hits a scoop slam. Kojima hits the ropes, nails a double stomp, AND FOLLOWS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! (Oh!) Kojima covers, 1…2, Slade kicks out. Kojima picks up Slade and shoots him to the ropes. Slade comes back and takes a spin kick to the gut, FOLLOWED BY A SPIN KICK TO THE HEAD! (Oh!) Slade turns around and Kojima wraps him up, BELLY TO BACK SIT OUT DRIVER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Kojima with the cover, 1…2… Slade kicks out. Kojima picks Slade up and shoots him to the ropes but Slade hangs on. Kojima runs up and Slade lifts him up and over the top but Kojima lands on the apron. Slade turns around, GOES FOR A SPEAR AND MISSES! Kojima sidesteps the spear and Slade lands hard on the floor! Slade starts getting back to his feet, ASAI MOONSAULT BY KOJIMA! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: BIG MOVE FROM KOJIMA! And he’s pulling out all the stops tonight.

John House: COME ON BO!

Mike Rether: He’s had his bell rung a couple times from those kicks by Kojima John, I think you need to speak up.

Kojima picks Slade back up and Slade rakes him in the eyes. Slade grabs Kojima now and whips him hard into the guardrail! Slade punches and kicks Kojima a few times and now tosses him back in the ring. Slade slides in and quickly grabs Kojima and hits a back suplex! Slade with the cover, 1…2, Kojima kicks out. Slade picks him up and nails a European uppercut that takes Kojima to the ropes. Slade punches him a few times and now shoots him off but Kojima reverses and sends Slade. Slade bounces off and ducks a crescent kick, Kojima turns around, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! (Oh!) Slade makes the cover, 1…2, Kojima kicks out! Slade quickly locks on a sleeper hold and starts warring Kojima down. The referee starts checking on Kojima and he lifts his arm up, it drops! The ref lifts his arm up again, it drops for 2! The ref lifts it up once more, IT DROPS NO! KOJIMA HOLDS ON! Kojima starts fighting to his feet and now starts elbowing Slade in the gut. Slade breaks the hold and Kojima kicks him in the gut, now wraps him up, ASAI DDT! (Oh!) Kojima covers, 1…2…3 NO! Slade kicks out! Kojima gets up and drags Slade near the corner. Kojima points up and starts climbing up but Slade is getting back up! Kojima up top now BUT SLADE SHAKES THE ROPES AND KOJIMA CROTCHES HIMSELF! (Oh!) Slade now climbs up the turnbuckle and grabs Kojima from behind, sets him up in a crucifix, ‘BURNING CROSS’ (Crucifix Sitout Powerbomb) OFF THE TURNBUCKLE ON KOJIMA, 1…2…3!
Winner: Bo Slade via Burning Cross in 10:42

Rating: 94% [/quote]

Mike Rether: And Bo Slade wins this thing here tonight. And that win has to be without a doubt the big win that he’s been searching for here in PWK.

John House: Well its no secret that Bo Slade IS and always WAS a winner… However, it’s been guys like Kojima that’s been holding him down, but that’s ended here tonight.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, our firs title match of the evening, it’s El Generico defending the Junior Heavyweight Title against Derek Frazier.

John House: And Frazier’s been waiting for this night. It’s a big one for him!

Mike Rether: Let’s go to the ring!

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit, and it is for the PWK Junior Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 180 pounds, DERRRRREK FRAAAAAAZIER!

[size=3] ~DON’T STAY!~ [/size]

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans boo as Derek Frazier walks out through the curtain with his arms held out. Frazier gets to the center of the ramp and motions that he’s going to become the new champion before heading down the aisle. Frazier climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing 180 pounds, the Junior Heavyweight Champion, ELLLLLLL GENERICOOOOO!

[size=3] ~OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!~ [/size]

(“Ole” by the Bouncing Souls starts up and the fans cheer as El Generico walks out through the curtain pointing to the fans. Generico starts jogging down the aisle, slapping hands along the way before sliding inside the ring. Generico takes one more moment to pump the fans up as they sing along with the lyrics to his entrance music, then takes the Junior Heavyweight Title off and shows it to the crowd as the music fades)

[quote] Junior Heavyweight Title: Derek Frazier vs. El Generico ©

The bell sounds and now Frazier and Generico circle up and lock up. Frazier slaps on a headlock and tightens the hold but Generico drops to the mat and forces Frazier off. Frazier rolls to his feet as does Generico and they stare at each other for a second. Frazier and Generico lock up again and Frazier goes behind his back and wraps him up from behind. Generico positions himself and now stomps on the foot of Frazier! Frazier releases the hold and now Generico locks in a headlock of his own! (Cheers!) Generico flips Frazier to the mat with a headlock takeover and now holds him down but Frazier manages to slip out and drops Generico down and locks in a hammerlock. Generico starts getting back to his feet and now elbows Frazier in the mouth and hits the ropes but Frazier runs up and kicks him in the gut and slaps on a front chancery and takes Generico down to the mat. Generico manages to roll under the hold and locks Frazier in a hammerlock now and quickly drops a knee to the shoulder of Fraizer. Frazier starts getting back to his feet and now throws his arm around Generico’s and counters the hold with an arm ringer. Frazier spins under the arm and pulls on it to add more pressure. Generico drops down to a knee while Frazier keeps adding more pressure. Generico gets to his feet and now rolls on the mat and hits a handspring and sweeps the leg out from under Frazier and covers, 1, Frazier kicks out quickly. Frazier gets to his feet but gets taken right back down with a deep arm drag! (Claps!) Generico adds more pressure but Frazier starts getting back to his feet. Frazier rolls on the mat to his feet, now rolls again back to his feet, and rolls once more and FOREARMS Generico to break the hold. Frazier wraps him in a headlock and hits a headlock takeover. Frazier tightens the hold but now Generico grabs Frazier by the head with his legs and brings him down. Frazier kicks out of the hold and now we’re at a standoff! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: Well as much as the fans hate Derek Frazier, they certainly appreciate the technical wrestling here tonight.

John House: Yeah well once he takes the belt off Generio the fans will still hate him, BUT AT LEAST HE’LL BE THE CHAMPION HAHA!

Generico and Frazier circle one another up and go for a lockup but Frazier kicks Generico in the gut and starts forearming him in the back. Frazier picks Generico up and now tosses him to the outside. Frazier slides out and nails Generico in the back with a couple stomps and now shoots him hard into the steel steps! Frazier starts showboating and now goes to pick Generico up but Generico starts fighting back with right hands! Generico nails Frazier a few times but now Frazier nails him with a forearm and shoots him to the corner BUT GENERICO REVERSES AND FRAZIER HITS THE STEEL! (Cheers!) Generico slides in and back out to restart the count. Generico scouting Frazier on the other end as Frazier gets to his feet behind the turnbuckle, Generico runs up, TORPEDO TORNADO DDT ON FRAZIER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Generico gets to his feet and rolls back in the ring and receives praise from the fans. Frazier gets back to his feet and now Generico runs up and leaps over the ropes, Frazier moves but Generico sits on the ropes and backflips back in the ring! (Claps!) Frazier on the outside looks to be pissed and now slides inside the ring and runs into a drop toe hold from Generico. Generico leaps up to Frazier’s head locking in a front facelock. Frazier gets to his feet and backs Generico to the corner. Generico goes for a clean break BUT FRAZIER COMES IN WITH A BIG SHOULDER! Frazier punches Generico a few times and now shoots him to the far side. Frazier runs close behind Generico and nails a clothesline as Generico hits the corner. Frazier brings Generico out of the corner and hits a scoop slam. Frazier to the ropes comes back, hits a double stomp, AND A FLIPPING SENTON RIGHT AFTER! Frazier with the cover, 1…2, Generico kicks out. Frazier gets to his feet and drops a knee to the head of Generico and makes another cover, 1…2, Generico kicks out again. Frazier sits Generico up, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BACK! Frazier hits the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK! Frazier covers again, 1…2…3 NO!

Mike Rether: Frazier on the dominating end of this match right now and he’s throwing everything he’s got at Generico but Generico refuses to give in.

John House: Well Frazier’s worn him down enough, he should just hit that big Impact Driver or the Pure Impact and put him away.

Frazier picks Generico up and chops him into the ropes. Frazier shoots Generico off and ducks down. Generico comes back and turns around and backflips off Frazier’s back. Frazier turns around, SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM GENERICO! Frazier gets to his feet and Generico hits a calf kick. Frazier back to his feet once more and Generico shoots him to the corner. Generico runs up, YAKUZA KICK IN THE CORNER! (Oh!) Generico picks Frazier up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Generico climbs up and the fans know what’s coming! Generico sets Frazier up but Frazier starts blocking and punching away at Generico. Frazier gets the advantage and knocks Generico off! Generico crashes and now Frazier perches himself on the turnbuckle, DOUBLE STOMP MISSES! Generico rolls out of the way but Frazier rolls to his feet. Frazier runs up and gets kicked in the gut by Generico, ‘BRAINBUSTER DDT’ ON FRAZIER! 1…2…3 NO! FRAZIER KICKS OUT! Generico picks Frazier up and nails him with a couple right hands. Generico hits the ropes and Frazier goes for a back elbow but Generico ducks under it and whips Frazier to the ropes. Frazier comes back, Generico with a tilt-a-whirl but Frazier squirms out of it and lands behind Generico, ‘IMPACT DRIVER’ (Lifting Leg Hook Reverse DDT) ON GENERICO, 1…2…3!
Winner and NEW PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion: Derek Frazier via Impact Driver in 13:10

Rating: 91% [/quote]

Mike Rether: GENERICO WINS THE TITLE!

John House: HAHA, I KNEW HE’D DO IT! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!

Mike Rether: Generico gave it his best shot but in the end, Frazier comes out on top, and he becomes our new PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion.

John House: Like I said, these people can still hate Frazier, but he’s got the belt now, and he couldn’t care about anything else.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, DJ Hyde puts his Crown Of Thorns Title, and his undefeated streak on the line as he takes on Sebastian Black in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to ringside where Scott Bowman is standing by while ring attendants place weapons around the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is a Fans Bring The Weapons Match, set for one fall. And it is for the Crown Of Thorns Championship. Making his way to the ring first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 249 pounds, he is a member of the Elements Of Darkness, SEBASTIAAAAAAAN BLAAAAAACK!

[size=3] ~I AM THE LAW!~ [/size]

(“I Am The Law” by Anthrax starts up and the fans boo as Sebastian Black walks out through the curtain, flipping his hair back and heading towards the ring. Black walks and talks smack to the fans on his way down, and then slides inside the ring. Black then walks towards the ropes, puts one foot on the bottom rope, and the other on the second. He pushes the top rope down with his hands and looks at the crowd with a sadistic smirk as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Smyrna, Delaware, weighing 300 pounds, the PWK Crown Of Thorns Champion, D-J HYYYYYYDE!

[size=3] ~I hate you…. You make me.... SICK!~ [/size]

(“Sicklife” by Octane hits and the fans cheer as DJ Hyde walks out through the curtain carrying the Crown Of Thorns Championship around his shoulder. Hyde raises the title in the air and heads down the aisle. Black waits in the ring and now Hyde gets to the ringside area and climbs inside the ring. Hyde once again raises the Crown Of Thorns Title in the air as the music fades)

[quote] Fans Bring The Weapons, Crown Of Thorns Championship: Sebastian Black vs. DJ Hyde ©

The bell sounds and both Hyde and Black circle each other up. Black quickly tries to go for a weapon but Hyde runs up and starts nailing him in the back with some clubbing forearms. Hyde picks Black up and runs him into the corner. Hyde punches him a few times and now reaches back and lands a hard chop! (Wooo!) Hyde brings Black out of the corner and hits a scoop slam. Hyde walks over to the ropes and picks up a light tube and SMACKS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF BLACK! (Oh!) Hyde picks Black up and shoots him to the ropes and nails a big clothesline! Hyde with the cover, 1…2… Black kicks out. Hyde picks up a piece of broken glass and now starts digging it into the forehead of Black! Black’s forehead starts bleeding and now Hyde picks him up and tosses him to the outside. Black starts getting back to his feet but Hyde picks up a bat covered in thumbtacks AND NAILS BLACK IN THE BACK! (Oh!) Hyde drops down and starts choking Black out with the bat. Hyde picks Black up and takes him over to the steel steps but Black punches Hyde in the gut and RAMS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE STEPS! Black picks up a long stick with a water jug at the end of it AND SMACKS HYDE IN THE HEAD! Hyde is rocked and now Black runs up and clotheslines him with the stick! Black picks Hyde up and tosses him back inside the ring Black climbs in and grabs a barbed wire board and sets it up against the turnbuckle. Black picks Hyde up and tosses him to the corner but Hyde stops dead in his tracks. Hyde turns around and Black runs up, HYDE DROP TOE HOLDS BLACK INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! (Oh!) Hyde pulls Black out of the corner and covers, 1…2, Black kicks out.

Mike Rether: DJ Hyde almost retained the title from that big drop toe hold into the barbed wire board, and Black is bleeding profusely from the forehead.

John House: Well Hyde busted him open already from that broken piece of glass. And now he just put him head first through a barbed wire board, it doesn’t surprise me that he’s bleeding some buckets right now.

Hyde nails Black a few times in the head with some stiff punches and now walks over and picks up a lacrosse stick wrapped in barbed wire. Black starts getting to his feet and Hyde runs up, SWING AND A MISS! Hyde turns around and Black nails him with a clothesline but Hyde doesn’t go down. Black punches him a few times and shoots him in the corner. Black runs up and misses Hyde. Hyde goes for a clothesline but Black gives him a back elbow to the head that backs Hyde up. Black picks up a VCR AND RUNS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF HYDE THAT KNOCKS HIM DOWN! (Oh!) Black with the cover, 1…2, Hyde kicks out. Black reaches over and grabs the lacrosse stick covered in barbed wire and starts grinding it against the head of Hyde and now Hyde appears to be busted open! Black gets to his feet and raises the lacrosse stick in the air AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF HYDE! Black picks Hyde up and shoots him to the corner but Hyde reverses and sends Black. Hyde runs up and gets kicked in the head. Black climbs on the turnbuckle and leaps off, AND HITS THE ‘.357’ (Blockbuster) ON HYDE! Black with the cover 1…2… KICK OUT!

John House: NOOOO!

Mike Rether: Sooo close to having a new champion but Hyde manages to kick out at the last second.

Black quickly reaches over and grabs a cookie sheet with thumbtacks on it AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF HYDE! (Oh!) Black with the cover again, 1…2… Hyde kicks out. Black picks Hyde up and punches him a few times into the ropes. Black takes a few steps back then runs AND CLOTHESLINES HIMSELF AND HYDE TO THE OUTSIDE! Hyde and Black start getting to their feet and Hyde grabs a crutch with a light tube taped to it from a fan and nails Black in the gut. Black doubles over AND HYDE SMASHES THE LIGHT TUBE ACROSS HIS BACK! Black walks off holding his back in pain but now Hyde grabs a bunch of light tubes taped together and places them in the ring. Hyde goes after Black but Black has a staple gun AND NAILS HYDE IN THE HEAD! Hyde slides inside the ring holding his head in pain as Black follows. Black climbs in the ring and grabs a PWK glass framed poster. Hyde turns around AND BLACK BREAKS THE FRAME OVER HIS HEAD! (Oh!) Black kicks Hyde in the gut, AND HITS A PILEDRIVER! Black covers, 1…2… HYDE KICKS OUT! Black gets to his feet and pulls the pile of light tubes to the center of the ring. Black picks Hyde up and sets him up for the ‘.38 Special’ (Ego Trip) BUT HYDE COUNTERS OUT OF IT! Black goes for a clothesline but Hyde ducks under it and wraps him up, ‘SHADOW DRIVER’ ON THE LIGHT TUBES! (Holy Shit!) Hyde with the cover, 1…2…3!
Winner And STILL Crown Of Thorns Champion: DJ Hyde via Shadow Driver in 11:21

Rating: 86% [/quote]

Mike Rether: DJ HYDE RETAINS THE TITLE! And he remains undefeated. Can anybody stop him?

John House: Somebody will stop him. There has to be.

Mike Rether: Our next match is a Fatal 4 Way, where the winner of this match will receive a title shot of his choosing. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Fatal 4 Way Match. The winner of this match will receive a title shot against any champion in Pro Wrestling KING. Introducing first, from the City Of Angels, weighing in at 190 pounds, SCORPIOOOOO SKYYYYYY!

[size=3] ~IT’S A FIGHT! IT’S A FIGHT!~ [/size]

(“It’s a Fight” by Three 6 Mafia starts up and the fans cheer as Scorpio Sky walks out through the curtain. Sky raises his hands up and receives cheers from the fans as he heads down the aisle. Sky slides inside the ring and starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Russia, weighing in at 300 pounds, NIKITAAAA SPUTNIIIIIK!

[size=3] ~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~ [/size]

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie hits and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik walks through the curtain covered with the Russian Flag. Sputnik gets to the center of the entrance ramp and holds the flag up and starts walking down the ramp, with the flag blowing behind him. The fans continue to boo as Sputnik climbs inside the ring and starts waving the flag around the ring before draping it on the turnbuckle. Sputnik proceeds to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Japan, weighing in at 210 pounds, JOHN-BAAAAAAAAY!

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as John Bay walks out through the curtain wearing a black and yellow karate gui with a golden dragon imprinted on the back and wearing a black and yellow mask. Bay stays focused as he walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring. Bay goes to the nearest corner and takes off his gear and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Glenn Falls, New York, weighing 210 pounds, AREEEEEES!

[size=3] ~I’M BLACKOUT!~ [/size]

(“Blackout” by hed(PE) hits and the fans cheer as Ares steps out on the entrance ramp and starts getting the fans pumped up. He heads down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans and then slides inside the ring. Ares quickly gets to his feet and runs the ropes a few times and then gets ready as the music fades)

[quote] Fatal 4 Way: Scorpio Sky vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. John Bay vs. Ares

The bell sounds and all 4 men stare each other down. Sputnik quickly goes to attack John Bay but Bay dives to the outside. Sputnik turns around and Ares and Sky quickly start working him over. Sky and Ares shoot Sputnik to the ropes, Sputnik comes back and takes a double kick to the gut, Ares and Sky grab Sputnik and go for a double suplex but Sputnik holds on AND SUPLEXES SKY AND ARES! (Oh!) Sputnik starts beating his chest and now Sky gets back to his feet but Sputnik throws him to the outside and Bay starts taking advantage of Sky by putting the boots to him. Back in the ring Sputnik has Ares up and starts punching away at him. Ares backs into the ropes and now Sputnik shoots him off. Ares hits the ropes and slides under the legs of Sputnik. Sputnik turns around and Ares starts hitting him with right hands. Ares shoots Sputnik off but Sputnik reverses and sends Ares to the ropes. Ares comes back and Sputnik hits a tilt-a-whirl but Ares counters out of it and lands on his feet. Sputnik goes for a big clothesline but Ares ducks under it and leaps on the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HEADSCISSORS ON SPUTNIK! Sputnik rolls to the outside right next to Bay and Sky. Sky and Bay start working over Sputnik while Ares starts climbing the turnbuckle. Ares perches himself at the top, AND MOONSAULTS ONTO EVERYBODY! (PWK! PWK!) Ares gets to his feet and screams at the fans who cheer him on. Ares grabs Bay and tosses him back in the ring. Ares slides in and Bay nails him with a couple forearms to the back. Bay picks Ares up and shoots him to the ropes but Bay reverses and sends Ares. Ares hits the ropes and catches a sidekick from Bay! Bay starts pleading with Ares but now Ares smiles and spins him around AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! (Oh!) 1…2, Bay kicks out. Ares gets back to his feet but Sky quickly slides in the ring and nails him from behind with a few forearm shots. Sky spins Ares around and shoots him to the ropes. Ares comes back and gets kicked in the gut, BRAINBUSTER! (Oh!) Sky with the cover, 1…2, Bay breaks the count!

Mike Rether: Sky almost walked out with the win but Bay was there to smartly break up the count. One thing is for sure, all four of these men want to win this match, and we WILL have a winner.

Sputnik starts climbing back in the ring and Bay quickly runs up and starts kicking him in the thighs and ribs. Bay shoots Sputnik to the ropes but Sputnik is holding onto the top rope! Bay continues to try and shoot him off but Sputnik continues to hold on. Sky is up and now runs up and kicks Sputnik in the gut and now Bay and Sky shoot Sputnik to the ropes. Bay and Sky go for a double clothesline but Sputnik uses all his strength to clothesline Bay and Sky first! Bay starts getting to his feet and Sputnik nails him with a big boot to the face! Sky starts getting up but Sputnik nails him with a kick and now picks him up in a bearhug! Sputnik starts squeezing and now runs up and rams Sky in the corner AND THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! (Oh!) Sputnik with the cover, 1…2, Sky manages to get the shoulder up. Sputnik starts getting up but Ares quickly runs and leaps on his back locking in a sleeper! Sputnik still fresh backs Ares into the corner this time. Sputnik turns around and delivers a few forearm shots to Ares and now picks him up on the turnbuckle. Sputnik punches Ares and now starts climbing up the turnbuckle. Sputnik positions Ares for a superplex but Ares is fighting out of it. Ares nails Sputnik with a couple forearms and knocks him off the turnbuckle. Sputnik crashes to the mat and Ares tries perching himself on the turnbuckle BUT SKY RUNS UP AND NAILS THE ‘HAIL MARY HURRICANRANA’ AND ARES LANDS ON TOP OF SPUTNIK! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ares manages to cover Sputnik, 1…2, Bay pulls Ares off Sputnik and pins Sputnik now, 1…2, Sky breaks the count! Sky picks Bay up and nails him with a few right hands and now shoots him to the corner. Sky runs up and misses a splash but he lands on the turnbuckle. Bay turns around and Sky leaps off with a cross body BUT BAY DROPKICKS HIM! (Oh!)

Mike Rether: OUCH!

John House: Scorpio Sky didn’t see that one coming.

Bay gets back up and sees Ares getting to his feet. Bay runs up, MISSES THE YAKUZA KICK! Bay turns around and Ares kicks him in the gut and sets up for the ‘Mars DDT’ (Fisherman’s DDT) but Bay squirms out of it AND DROPS ARES IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Bay tightens the hold and now Sputnik is up and grabs Ares by the leg AND LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK! (Cheers!) Sputnik tightens the hold but now Sky is up and grabs the legs of Bay, AND HE LOCKS IN A FIGURE 4! FOUR WAY SUBMISSION! (PWK! PWK!) Bay lets go of the fujiwara armbar leaving Ares trying to fight out of the ankle lock by Sputnik. Bay still in the figure 4 manages to roll over, putting pressure on Sky now. Ares manages to reach the ropes to break the ankle lock. Sputnik gets to his feet and nails Bay with a few punches and shoots him to the ropes. Bay comes back and leaps over a ducking Sputnik. Sputnik turns around, AND BAY HITS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE! (Oh!) Bay covers, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out! Ares starts getting to his feet and wraps Bay up from behind. Bay elbows Ares and now rolls around his back and wraps him up from behind but quickly grabs him by the head and runs up the turnbuckle, ‘FADE TO BLACK’ (Acid Drop) ON ARES! Bay covers, 1…2… SKY BREAKS THE COUNT! Sky picks Bay up, ‘BLACKOUT DDT’ CONNECTS! Sky gets to his feet but Sputnik runs up and nails a big clothesline on Sky! Sky and Bay are down but now Ares is up, Sputnik grabs Ares and kicks him in the gut, AND HITS HIM WITH ‘LENIN’S TOMB’ (Lifting Double Arm DDT) Sputnik with the cover, 1…2…3!
Winner: Nikita Sputnik via Lenin’s Tomb in 13:33

Rating: 86% [/quote]

Mike Rether: SPUTNIK WINS! SPUTNIK WINS!

John House: As much as I would’ve liked to see John Bay take the win, I’m okay with this decision.

Mike Rether: Interesting note, John Bay was not pinned in this match, which means he is STILL undefeated as well. But on another note, Nikita Sputnik now has the right to go after ANY title holder in Pro Wrestling KING.

John House: Yeah well he doesn’t look like a Junior Heavyweight so my buddy Derek Frazier is safe.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, we’re about to have an all out brawl, war, whatever you wanna call it, as the Hardcore Playas go up against DRH and Jonas Testament. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the Devil’s Sanctuary, weighing in at a total combined weight of 549 pounds, DRH and Jonas Testament, the ELEMENTS OF DARRRRRRKNESSSSS!

[size=3] ~BREAK ON THROUGH, TO THE OTHER SIDE!~ [/size]

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament and DRH step out through the curtain. Testament leads the way with his arm held outward and his head raised while DRH walks behind him with his head hung low, his long black hair covering his face. Testament drops his arms and starts staring and walking down the aisle while DRH continues to walk behind him, still looking at the floor. Testament and DRH get to the ring area and DRH slides inside the ring and flips his hair back, staring sadistically at the fans with a sadistic smirk on his face. Testament climbs over the top rope and into the ring looking focused as the music finally fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, from Hardcore City, weighing at a total combined weight of 475 pounds, Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones, THE HARD-CORE-PLAAAAYAS!

[size=3] ~BANG YOUR HEAD! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD~ [/size]

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones walk out through the curtain. Hardcore Jay carries his barbed wire chair and raises it above his head as Jones raises “Troy The Skull” in the air. The fans continue to cheer as the Playas head down the aisle with Jay talking smack at the E.O.D. who stand in the ring staring down at the Playas. Jay and Jones climb in the ring and Jay quickly goes after the E.O.D. with the chair but the referee holds him back. The E.O.D. stand in their corner not showing any concern as the referee calms the Playas down as the music fades)

[quote] Elements Of Darkness vs. Hardcore Playas

DRH and Jones look to start things out as the bell rings. Jones goes for a lock up but DRH goes behind Jones and starts clubbing him in the back with forearms, taking him down to the mat. DRH starts stomping away at him and Jones rolls into the corner, continuously being stomped on. Jones grabs “Troy The Skull” and starts getting to his feet AND NOW JONES STARTS SWINGING AWAY AT DRH WITH “TROY!” (Cheers!) Jones continues to swing as DRH evades him with every attempt, eventually DRH dives to the outside and Jones stands in the ring looking victorious! (Cheers!) The referee starts warning Jones and eventually takes “Troy” from him and places it back in the corner. DRH climbs back in the ring and now Jones runs up and starts punching away at him. Jones shoots DRH to the ropes, DRH comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jones. Jones turns around and ducks a clothesline from DRH! DRH turns around and Jones punches him a few times and shoots him to the ropes again. Jones ducks down and DRH goes for a kick BUT JONES GRABS IT! Jones laughs and spins DRH around and wraps him up from behind picking him up for a back suplex but DRH flips to his feet. DRH wraps Jones up from behind and brings him to the ropes and Jones pushes him off. DRH runs up and Jones lifts him up and over the top rope but DRH lands on the apron. Jones turns around and DRH gives him a shoulder to the gut now slings himself over Jones landing on his feet. DRH runs and hits the ropes BUT GETS TAKEN OUT BY A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY JONES! (Cheers!) DRH gets up and gets knocked back down by a back elbow. DRH gets up once more and Jones picks him up and body slams him! Jones screams as DRH gets to a knee but scoots back into his corner and tags out to Testament. (Boos!) Testament steps over the ropes and in the ring and now calls for Jones to fight but Jay screams for Jones to make the tag AND HE DOES! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Well Jones got the better of DRH but what is Jay gonna do with Testament? Testament is just a monster.

John House: Which is going to play the big factor in the E.O.D. beating the Playas tonight.

Testament and Jay circle up and now go to lock up but Jay ducks under him, hits the ropes and nails Testament with a clothesline but Testament stays standing. Jay hits the ropes again and clotheslines him again but Testament continues to stand. Testament smirks and now Jay punches him a few times and hits the ropes again. Testament goes for a clothesline but Jay ducks under it AND DROPKICKS TESTAMENT IN THE BACK! Testament stumbles into the ropes and now Jay runs up, AND CLOTHESLINES HIMSELF AND TESTAMENT OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE! (Cheers!) Jay gets to his feet and starts punching away at Testament who’s starting to get to his feet. Jay nails Testament with a big headbutt that stumbles Testament to the guardrail. DRH rushes at Jay but Jay scouts him perfectly and nails him with a kick to the gut. Jay grabs DRH and BANGS his head against the apron! Testament comes up and nails Jay from behind with a clubbing forearm to the back. Testament picks Jay up in a bear hug, AND RAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST! (Oh!) Jones runs up and starts hitting Testament with right hands but Testament grabs Jones and gives him a knee to the gut AND SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! (Oh!) Testament picks Jay up and tosses him back in the ring. Testament climbs in the ring and Jay starts punching away at him. Jay shoots Testament to the ropes but Testament reverses and sends Jay. Jay comes back and Testament picks him up AND NAILS A BACKBREAKER! Testament with the cover, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Testament picks Jay up and drags him to the ropes and starts choking him out! Testament tags in DRH and now DRH runs and bounces off the ropes. DRH runs up and Testament lifts him high in the air AND DRH COMES DOWN ON JAY’S BACK! DRH starts talking trash and now starts stomping away on the back of Jay. DRH picks Jay up and tosses him to the corner but Jay reverses and sends DRH. Jay runs up for a clothesline but DRH moves at the last second and now starts punching him in the lower back! DRH punches his back a few times and now lifts Jay up and sits him on the turnbuckle. DRH pulls Jay down a bit, AND THEN DROPS HIM INTO A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) DRH with the cover, 1…2… Jones breaks the count!

Mike Rether: And the E.O.D. are taking it to the back of Hardcore Jay and Jones makes the smart move by getting in there to break the count.

John House: It’s only a matter of time, Rether. Only a matter of time.

DRH picks Jay up chops him to the corner and starts nailing him with shoulders to the midsection. DRH shoots Jay to the far side and now runs up but Jay elbows him in the head! DRH backs up but delivers a quick kick to Jay as he runs up. DRH wraps Jay up for the ‘Epilepsy DDT’ (DDT w/leg spasm) but Jay starts punching DRH in the ribs to break the hold. Jay nails DRH with a few forearms and now kicks him in the gut, PILEDRIVER! (Cheers!) Jay with the cover, 1…2… DRH kicks out! Jay picks DRH up and puts him in the corner and makes the tag to Jones. Jones comes in and the Playas shoot DRH to the ropes. DRH comes back, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Jones quickly makes the cover, 1…2, DRH kicks out. Jones picks DRH up and chops him to the ropes. Jones shoots DRH off but DRH reverses and sends in Jones AND TESTAMENT KICKS JONES IN THE BACK! Jones comes out of the ropes and DRH kicks him in the gut, ‘EPILEPSY DDT!’ (DDT w/leg spasm) DRH with the cover, 1…2, Jones kicks out! DRH picks him up and brings him to the corner and makes the tag to Testament. Testament comes in and kicks Jones in the ribs. Testament brings Jones to the ropes and starts to choke him out. Testament now shoots Jones to the ropes, AND HITS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! Testament hits the ropes and nails a big leg drop! Testament gets to his feet and now starts to mock Hulk Hogan and the fans start booing him.

Mike Rether: Well he’s no Terry Bolea.

John House: Who?

Mike Rether: Hulk Hogan.

John House: What about him.

Mike Rether: Testament just imitated him.

John House: But you said Terry Bolea.

Mike Rether: Yeah, Hulk Hogan.

John House: What about Hogan?

Mike Rether: NEVERMIND!

Testament picks Jones up but Jones starts fighting back, nailing Testament with shots to the midsection. Testament clubs Jones in the back with some clubbing forearms and now shoots him to the corner. Testament runs up and nails Jay with a right hand AND JAY COMES IN THE RING BUT THE REFEREE STOPS HIM! DRH now jumps in the ring acting as if they made the tag and starts choking Jones with his boot. DRH pulls Jones out to the center of the ring and nails a scoop slam. DRH starts showboating and now hits the ropes, DIVING HEADBUTT MISSES! Jones rolls away at the last second. Jones gets to his feet and jabs DRH a few times and shoots him to the ropes. DRH bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Jones but Jones quickly gives DRH a sidekick to the gut, STUNNER! JONES HITS HIM WITH A STUNNER! (Cheers!) Jones is down but starts crawling to the corner AND MAKES THE TAG TO JAY! Jay comes in and nails DRH with a big right hand. Testament tries to get in the ring but Jay nails him with a big knee that takes him to the outside. DRH starts getting back to his feet but Jay kicks him in the gut and lifts him up, ‘JAGER BOMB!’ (Running Powerbomb) Jay covers, 1…2…3 NO! DRH KICKS OUT! Jay gets to his feet and now picks DRH up but DRH rakes him in the eyes! Testament quickly tags out and goes for a clothesline on Jay but Jay kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A DDT! (Cheers!) Jay with the cover, 1…2… DRH PULLS HIM OFF! Jones runs in and starts working over DRH and eventually the two fall to the outside. Jay gets to his feet and stomps Testament a few times. Testament is down and now Jay climbs up the turnbuckle, ‘ROLLING ROCK HANGOVER’ (Somersault Leg Drop) ON TESTAMENT! (Cheers!) Jay goes for the cover but the referee is distracted by Jones and DRH fighting on the outside! DRH has a chair and is about to hit Jones with it but the referee drops out of the ring and grabs it at the last second! Jay gets to his feet and starts trying to get the referee back in the ring but the referee is fighting with DRH. Testament crawls to the corner and grabs “Troy The Skull,” AND DECKS JAY IN THE HEAD WITH IT AS HE TURNS AROUND! Jones starts brawling with DRH on the outside but DRH grabs him and tosses him in the guardrail! Testament has the cover on Jay and the ref is back in and counts, 1…2…3!
Winners: Elements Of Darkness via pinfall in 13:50

Rating: 95% [/quote]

Mike Rether: AND THE E.O.D. STEAL THIS ONE FROM THE PLAYAS!

John House: HAHA, I TOLD YA THEY’D BEAT EM RETHER!

Mike Rether: Yeah, they cheated.

John House: I saw the referee make the three count. And that’s all that matters.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, Roderick Strong defends the North American Championship against Amazing Red. And Amazing Red has somewhat of an advantage over the champion.

John House: Not really.

Mike Rether: Amazing Red won a 3 way against Roderick Strong and B-Boy at PWK TV and it was Red that pinned Roderick Strong. And if the title were on the line, we’d be seeing a new champion going into tonight.

John House: But instead, we’re gonna see Roderick Strong beat the living hell out of that little pipsqueak.

Mike Rether: Well that remains to be seen.

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the North American Championship! Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 185 pounds, THE AMAZIIIIIIIING RED!

[size=3] ~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~ [/size]

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Amazing Red walks out through the curtain dumping water on his head. Red spits water in the air and then heads down the aisle slapping fans hands along the way. Red climbs in the ring, then climbs up the turnbuckle, doing his hand taunt as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 212 pounds. He is the North American Champion, RODERIIIIIICK STRONNNNG!

[size=3] ~I DID MY TIME!~ [/size]

(“Did My Time” by Korn starts up and the fans boo as Roderick Strong walks out through the curtain wearing the North American Championship around his waist. Strong takes a moment to stare at the fans and then walks down the aisle focusing on the ring. Red stares at Strong while getting ready in the ring. Strong climbs inside the ring and continues to stare down Red as he hands the title over to the referee. Strong starts getting ready as the music fades)

[quote] North American Title: Amazing Red vs. Roderick Strong ©

The bell rings and both Strong and Red circle up and then lock up. Strong and Red both battle for position but Strong quickly capitalizes by throwing Red down to the mat. Red gets back to his feet and both stare at each other. Red and Strong circle one another again and Strong goes for a lockup but Red rolls away from Strong. Strong goes for a lockup again but Red rolls away a second time. Strong goes after Red once more and Red kicks him in the gut and starts punching away at him. (Cheers!) Red shoots Strong to the ropes but Strong reverses and sends Red. Red comes back and Strong goes for a hip toss but Red counters with an arm drag! Both men back to their feet and now Strong hits an arm drag of his own! Both back to their feet and Strong runs up but gets tripped by Red and Red covers, 1…2, Strong kicks out and now Red runs up to Strong and gets tripped and pinned, 1…2, Red kicks out. Both get back to their feet and Strong goes for a clothesline but Red ducks under it and hits the ropes. Red comes back and Strong lifts him up for a tilt-a-whirl and Red counters with another arm drag! Strong gets to his feet again and decides to stop the attack and he looks pissed! (Cheers!) Strong and Red circle one another yet again and now lock up and Strong takes over with an arm ringer. Red rolls to his back, kicks Strong’s arm away and comes up in an arm ringer of his own. Strong spins under his arm and fires back with a HARD forearm to the head that knocks Red off his feet! (Oh!) Strong picks up Red and gives him a HARD CHOP that takes him to the mat! Strong picks Red up again and shoots him to the ropes. Red bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Strong. Strong turns around, 360 SPIN KICK MISSES FROM RED! Red gets to his feet, AND STRONG NAILS HIM WITH A BIG SINGLE LEG DROPKICK! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2, Red kicks out.

Mike Rether: Well Red was looking pretty good starting things out here, evading Roderick Strong and gaining a bit of offense with some great counters, but Strong takes over now and he’s taking it to Red.

John House: Well the little pipsqueak is fast, I’ll give em that. But Strong can be fast when he wants to be. But the size and strength of Strong is going to help him win this match and right now he’s displaying those attributes. BREAK EM IN HALF STRONG!

Strong picks Red up and takes him to the corner and bangs his head against the turnbuckle. Strong turns him around and gives him a hard chop! (Wooo!) Strong shoots Red to the far side but Red grabs the ropes and jumps as Strong comes in and rolls into a sunset flip, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Red gets to his feet but Strong is quicker and wraps him up and takes him down in a headlock takeover. Strong tightens the hold but Red squirms around and reaches the ropes. Strong breaks the hold and now picks Red up and gives him a backbreaker! Strong covers, 1…2, Red kicks out. Strong picks Red up and gives him a few forearms and now shoots him to the ropes. Red hits the ropes and holds on and now Strong runs up and Red lifts up for a kick but Strong catches him, AND PULLS HIM INTO A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong covers again, 1…2… Red kicks out! Strong gets up and starts showboating and the fans boo him. Red starts getting to his feet and Strong grabs him in a headlock. Red punches Strong a few times in the gut and now shoots him to the ropes. Strong comes back and takes down Red with a shoulder tackle. Strong hits the ropes and Red goes to his stomach. Strong leaps over and hits the ropes again and they play leap frog. Red drops down and rolls to his back and Strong leaps over him and cartwheels to his feet. Red gets back up and ducks under a clothesline from Strong. Strong turns around and gets kicked by Red, Red grabs him and runs up the turnbuckle, TORNADO DDT! (Cheers!) Red quickly makes the cover, 1…2, Strong kicks out! Red gets up and starts stomping Strong and Strong rolls out of the ring. Strong takes a moment to regain his senses and now Red hits the ropes, GOES FOR A DIVE AND STRONG MOVES BUT RED FAKES HIM OUT AND FLIPS OVER THE ROPES ONTO THE APRON! Strong turns around, AND RED LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A HURRICANRANA ON STRONG! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: BIG MOVE BY RED AND HE’S TAKEN BACK THIS MATCH!

Red stays on the outside and nails Strong with a few kicks and forearm shots to the back. Red grabs Strong and shoves him back in the ring before the 10 count and now climbs the apron and the turnbuckle. Strong gets to his feet and turns around, ‘RED ALERT’ (Diving Swinging STO) ON STRONG! Red with the cover, 1…2…3 NO! STRONG KICKS OUT! Red gets to his feet and continues to stomp away on Strong and now picks him up but Strong starts fighting back with right hands and now shoots Red to the ropes. Red comes back and Strong hits a tilt-a-whirl but Red lands on his feet and nails a leg sweep, AND HITS THE ‘RED STAR PRESS!’ 1…2…3 NO! STRONG GETS THE SHOULDER UP! (Oh!) Red grabs a leg and an arm of Strong and positions him near the turnbuckle. Red starts climbing the turnbuckle and now perches himself up top, ‘INFRARED’ MISSES! Red crashes hard and now Strong gets to his feet. Red gets up and turns around, Strong kicks him in the gut and lifts him up, AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM ON HIS KNEE! (Oh!) Strong gets to his feet and signals that the match is over. He grabs Red by the legs AND SETS UP FOR ‘THE STRONGHOLD’ BUT RED SQUIRMS AROUND AND GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT TO THE APRON TO BREAK THE HOLD! Strong reaches over the top rope and picks Red up but Red gives him a big forearm shot to the head that knocks him off balance. Red positions himself and now leaps up, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK NO! STRONG BACKS UP AND CATCHES HIS LEGS AND LOCKS IN ‘THE STRONGHOLD!’ Red screams in pain but there’s nowhere for him to go, AND HE TAPS!
Winner and STILL North American Champion: Roderick Strong via Stronghold in 12:55

Rating: 92% [/quote]

Mike Rether: And Roderick Strong retains the title, after a valiant effort by Red.

John House: He didn’t stand a chance.

Mike Rether: Up next, Tag Team Titles are on the line, as the Strong Style Thugs battle it out with the BLKout.

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the PWK Tag Team Titles! Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, Ruckus and Sabian, THE BLAAAAACKOUT!

[size=3] ~N*GGA ACKS ABOUT ME, N*GGA ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUST-A-LA!~ [/size]

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus and Sabian walk out through the curtain. Sabian leads the way motioning that they’re about to become the champions, as Ruckus throws his hands in the air while smoking a Black ‘N’ Mild. The BLKout head down the aisle slapping hands with the fans before climbing inside the ring and getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 405 pounds, the Tag Team Champions, Homicide and B-Boy, and STRONG-STYLE-THUUUGS!

[size=3] ~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!~ [/size]

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide and B-Boy walk through the curtain carrying the Tag Team Titles. Homicide and B-Boy walk straight to the ring, not really focusing on anything but the ring and their opponents. B-Boy climbs on the turnbuckle and does his signature taunt to the fans as Homicide slides under the ropes, gets to his feet and just stares at the BLKout who aren’t phased by their antics. The Thugs hand the belts over to the referee and start getting ready as the music fades)

[quote] Tag Team Titles: BLKout vs. Strong Style Thugs

Homicide and Ruckus start things out as the bell rings. Homicide and Ruckus lock up and Homicide spins Ruckus around and takes him off his feet with a waistlock takedown and quickly transitions into a front facelock. Ruckus squirms around and locks Homicide in an arm ringer. Homicide gets to his feet counters the arm ringer into an arm ringer of his own. Homicide elbows the arm of Ruckus and takes him down to a knee. Ruckus gets back up and turns inward performing a beautiful judo takedown and locks Homicide in an armbar. Homicide gets to his feet and now rolls on the mat and drops Ruckus with a drop toe hold and now goes for an STF but Ruckus squirms to the ropes and grabs a hold of them! (Claps!) Ruckus gets to his feet and now Homicide tags out to B-Boy and Ruckus tags out to Sabian. Sabian and B-Boy lock up and B-Boy goes under the arm of Sabian and locks in a hammerlock. Sabian goes for a back elbow but B-Boy blocks it and pushes him away and Sabian uses all his momentum to break the hammerlock and wrap B-Boy up in a headlock. B-Boy lifts Sabian up and Sabian backflips to his feet and wraps B-Boy up from behind. B-Boy positions himself and now bends down, grabs Sabian by the foot and trips him up but Sabian kicks B-Boy into the ropes. B-Boy bounces off and leaps over a fallen Sabian and hits the ropes again. B-Boy comes back and ducks under a jumping Sabian. Sabian hits the mat and goes for a hip toss but B-Boy blocks it and goes for a hip toss of his own but B-Boy blocks it. Sabian knees B-Boy in the gut and drapes a leg across his neck and backflips to his feet! Sabian quickly ducks a clothesline from B-Boy and hits the ropes. B-Boy ducks down and Sabian leaps and hits a sunset flip and covers, 1…2, B-Boy kicks out, rolls to his feet and now pins Sabian’s legs, 1…2, Sabian flips B-Boy into another pin, 1…2, B-Boy kicks out and we’re at a standoff! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: B-Boy and Homicide certainly showing the BLKout that despite being a big bigger, they can be just as quick.

John House: Well B-Boy is a good 200 pounds so he’s considered a light heavyweight. Homicide is 205, 210, but he doesn’t rely on being fast, he relies on his striking and his ground game. Sure he’ll bust out a high risk, high flying move but he’s more concerned with hurting people.

Sabian and B-Boy lock up again and B-Boy takes Sabian over in a headlock takeover. B-Boy tightens the hold but now Sabian rolls B-Boy up in a pin, 1…2, B-Boy kicks out and the two get back to their feet but B-Boy kicks Sabian in the gut and hits a quick snap suplex and floats over into a lateral press, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. B-Boy picks Sabian up and brings him to the corner and tags out to Homicide. Homicide comes in and the Thugs pick Sabian up and drape him on the ropes. Homicide and B-Boy hit opposite sides of the ropes, DOUBLE YAKUZA KICK ON SABIAN! (Oh!) Sabian falls outside the ring and now Homicide goes after him. Homicide picks Sabian up and backs him against the guardrail! Homicide starts showboating but now Ruckus runs up and nails a big forearm to the side of his head! Ruckus and Homicide start trading right hands but now B-Boy drops down and clubs Ruckus from behind. Homicide grabs Ruckus and gives him a body slam on the floor! Homicide grabs Sabian and tosses him back inside the ring while B-Boy continues to stomp on Ruckus. Homicide rolls inside the ring and kicks Sabian in the ribs as he tries to get to his feet, now drops down and covers, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. Homicide picks him up and nails him with a few right hands and now shoots him to the corner. Homicide runs up AND SABIAN MOVES! Homicide hits chest first in the turnbuckle and now Sabian leaps on the second rope, AND HITS A DROPKICK OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Sabian with the cover, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Sabian gets to his feet and stays on Homicide, kicking and stomping away at him as he rolls to the outside. Homicide and B-Boy converse with one another but Sabian leaps on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS A SOMERSAULT SENTON ON BOTH OF THEM! (PWK! PWK!) Sabian picks Homicide up and slides him back in the ring near his corner and now gets back in the ring and makes the tag to Ruckus. Sabian gets on the turnbuckle and hits a senton! Homicide is still down as Ruckus climbs up the turnbuckle, ‘GANGSTA GUILLOTINE’ (Moonsault Leg Drop) ON HOMICIDE! (Oh!) Ruckus makes the cover, 1…2, Homicide kicks out!

Mike Rether: Some good tag team action on the part of the BLKout and they have this match in their hands now.

Ruckus picks Homicide up and takes him to the corner and starts stomping away at him. Ruckus shoots Homicide to the far side but Homicide reverses and sends Ruckus. Ruckus hits the corner and Homicide runs up but gets kicked in the head! Homicide backs up and Ruckus runs up and nails Homicide with a headscissors! Homicide rolls to the outside and now Ruckus starts getting the fans behind him. Ruckus hits the ropes, hits a cartwheel, then a backhandspring, AND MOONSAULTS OVER THE ROPES ONTO HOMICIDE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ruckus starts getting back to his feet and now Sabian and B-Boy are in the ring battling it out. Sabian nais B-Boy with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes but B-Boy reverses and sends Sabian. Sabian ducks under a clothesline attempt, AND THEN HITS A ROPE FLIP TO THE OUTSIDE ON HOMICIDE AND RUCKUS! (Cheers!) B-Boy slides to the outside and now picks Ruckus up and sends him in the ring. B-Boy climbs inside and nails Ruckus with a few stomps and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes BUT RUCKUS HITS A HANDSPRING WHEEL KICK! (Cheers!) Ruckus gets back up and now Sabian has Homicide and rolls him inside the ring. Homicide starts getting to his feet BUT RUCKUS HITS A SOMERSAULT FAMEASSER! Ruckus with the cover, 1…2, B-Boy breaks the count! The referee gets control of the match and now Ruckus tags in Sabian. Ruckus grabs Homicide and hits a scoop slam as Sabian comes in. Ruckus shoots Sabian to the ropes, lifts him up in a back body drop AND SABIAN LANDS ON HOMICIDE! Sabian covers, 1…2, Homicide kicks out! Sabian stomps Homicide and now goes to the outside and starts climbing up the turnbuckle but B-Boy runs up and crotches him! (Oh!) Homicide gets to his feet and now climbs up and goes for a superplex but Sabian is blocking him. Sabian and Homicide trade right hands on the turnbuckle but now Homicide gains the advantage, AND HITS AN ACE CRUSHER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Homicide makes the cover, 1…2, RUCKUS BREAKS THE COUNT!

Mike Rether: BIG MOVE from Homicide and they almost retained the titles.

John House: And I’ll put the blame on B-Boy for not taking that idiot Ruckus out. But it’s all good. Honest mistake on his part.

Homicide picks Sabian up and makes the tag to B-Boy. B-Boy and Homicide toss Sabian chest first into the corner. Sabian backs out of the corner, AND THEY NAIL A DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! B-Boy covers Sabian, 1…2, Sabian gets the shoulder up! B-Boy picks Sabian up and shoots him to the corner but Sabian counters and sends B-Boy. B-Boy hits the corner and now Sabian runs up but B-Boy gives him an elbow! Sabian does a 180 and B-Boy grabs him, EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! (Oh!) B-Boy pulls Sabian out of the corner and covers, 1…2… SABIAN KICKS OUT! B-Boy makes a cut throat motion on his throat and now picks Sabian up and sets him up for the ‘Cross Special Brainbuster’ BUT SABIAN JUMPS BEHIND B-BOY AND ROLLS HIM IN A SCHOOL BOY, 1…2… B-Boy kicks out! Sabian quickly manages to make the tag to Ruckus, AND RUCKUS IS A HOUSE OF FIRE! Ruckus nails B-Boy with a big right hand that takes him down! B-Boy gets back up and Ruckus blocks a kick and spins B-Boy around and kicks him in the gut, GOES FOR ‘THE HATE CRIME’ BUT B-BOY SQUIRMS OUT OF IT! B-Boy lands behind Ruckus and wraps him up from behind but Ruckus elbows out of it AND LANDS AN ENZIGURI ON B-BOY! (Oh!) Ruckus covers, 1…2… HOMICIDE BREAKS THE COUNT! Homicide works on Ruckus but now Sabian runs up and starts fighting off Homicide! Sabian takes Homicide in the corner and starts kicking and stomping him. Ruckus has B-Boy in the other corner and now they shoot them into each other BUT THEY REVERSE AND SEND RUCKUS AND SABIAN BUT THEY MOVE AND DROPKICK THE THUGS! (Cheers!) B-Boy drops to the mat and now Sabian climbs up the turnbuckle, ‘BLK JESUS STOMP’ CONNECTS! Ruckus runs up, ‘RUCKUS STAR PRESS!’ 1…2…3 NO! B-BOY’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! Ruckus starts picking B-Boy up and Homicide is back up and nails Sabian with a yakuza kick! Ruckus picks B-Boy up in a suplex but Homicide clubs him from behind! Homicide wraps Ruckus up from behind, ‘COP KILLA’ CONNECTS! (Oh!) Ruckus folds up like an accordion and manages to get to a knee, ‘SHINING WIZARD’ FROM B-BOY! B-BOY WITH THE COVER, 1…2…3!
Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: The Strong Style Thugs

Rating: 93% [/quote]

Mike Rether: AND THE THUGS RETAIN!

John House: Like there was ever any doubt.

Mike Rether: Well I had a strong belief that the BLKout could’ve walked out the champs.

John House: You’d be the only one.

Mike Rether: Well in the words of a great man, this has been a happening here tonight. And like always, we’ve saved the best for last. Our Main Event is up next, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT, OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. And it is for the PWK HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, CHRIIIIIIIS HEEEEEEEERO!

[size=3] ~I AM! Smelling like a rose, that somebody gave me, cuz I’m DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~ [/size]

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero walks through the curtain. Hero stares at the fans for a few seconds before walking down the aisle and stepping inside the ring. Hero climbs on the turnbuckle and once again stares down the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent. From Aberdeen, Washington weighing 200 pounds, the PWK Heavyweight Champion, “American Dragon” BRYANNNNNN DANNNNNIELSON!

[size=3] ~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~ [/size]

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain holding the Heavyweight Championship in his hands. Danielson heads down the ramp with Hero standing in the ring just watching Danielson as he gets to the ringside area. Danielson climbs in the ring, staring down Hero as he hands the title belt over to the referee but then snatching it back quickly as he jumps on the turnbuckle, raising the belt in the air and then chanting the lyrics to his entrance music with the fans. Danielson gets off the turnbuckle and once again stares down Hero and then hands the title over to the referee as the music fades)

[quote] Main Event, Heavyweight Title: Chris Hero vs. Bryan Danielson ©

The bell rings and both Danielson and Hero circle each other. Danielson and Hero lock up and both jockey for position. Danielson manages to back Hero against the turnbuckle but Hero reverses and backs Danielson in but now both circle each other against the ropes and over to the opposite turnbuckle with Danielson backing Hero against it. Danielson holds Hero against the turnbuckle but then pushes Hero and backs off. (Claps!) Hero and Danielson lock up again and now Hero goes under the arm of Danielson and locks in a hammerlock. Danielson moves around and now spins and throws his right arm over Hero and breaks free of the hold but has Hero in a half collar elbow tie up. Danielson goes completely underneath the arm of Hero now AND NAILS A HIP TOSS! (Claps!) Hero gets to his feet quickly and Danielson backs away keeping guard. Hero and Danielson circle up again and now go into a test of strength and Hero manages to get Danielson into the ropes. The ref counts to four and Hero slowly backs off BUT CHOPS DANIELSON IN THE CHEST! (Wooo!) Hero backs off keeping guard as Danielson’s eyes widen. They circle up again and lock up once more and Danielson pushes Hero to the corner AND STARTS CHOPPING HERO! (Claps!) Danielson twists around the arm of Hero and now shoots him to the far side but Hero reverses and sends Danielson in. Danielson hits the corner and Hero comes in and nails a monkey flip! Danielson hits hard but gets back to his feet quickly and stares down Hero. Both circle up again and lock up once more and Danielson takes Hero down with a waistlock takedown! Danielson tries to transition into a hold but Hero manages to roll Danielson on the mat locking in an armbar. Danielson reaches up with his legs and pulls Hero down to his back with his legs wrapped around his head. Hero gets to his knees and now rolls Danielson around and leaps up in a bridge, 1…2, Danielson bridges up and goes for a backslide! Danielson struggles to get him down but Hero refuses to go and now Danielson spins around and chops Hero! (Wooo!) Hero responds with a chop of his own! Danielson chops Hero again but Hero responds with a slap to the face AND DANIELSON RESPONDS WITH A HARDER SLAP THAT KNOCKS HERO INTO THE CORNER! (You Got Bitch Slapped!)

Mike Rether: NO LOVE IN THE RING TONIGHT, THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP WAR! AND DANIELSON HAS THE ADVANTAGE!

John House: Danielson is cheating already, he’s got that damn hand of his loaded with something. There’s no way he was able to knock Hero off his balance with a slap like that.

Mike Rether: Unless of course Danielson just has more power.

John House: NEVER!

Danielson nails Hero with an uppercut and shoots him to the far side but Hero leaps up and over Danielson as he comes in. Danielson turns around and Hero lands a big arm drag and holds on with an armbar! Hero now drops down into a cross armbreaker but Danielson is trying to fight out of it. Danielson forces Hero to his stomach and now Danielson comes up on Hero’s back AND LOCKS IN A VERSION OF THE STF! (Cheers!) Hero starts fighting out of the hold and now manages to get to his feet and he’s got Danielson on his back and runs him into the corner! Hero turns around and starts chopping and stomping Danielson! Hero brings Danielson out of the corner and locks in the ‘Cravate!’ Hero tightens the hold but now snapmares him down and locks in a sleeper! Danielson starts fighting out of it and manages to lock Hero in a headlock. Hero backs Danielson to the ropes and shoots him off. Danielson bounces off and leaps over a fallen Hero. Danielson hits the ropes and gets arm dragged by Hero. Danielson gets to his feet GOES FOR AN ARMDRAG BUT HERO MOVES AWAY FROM IT! Danielson starts getting to his feet, AND GETS LOCKED INTO THE ‘CRAVATE’ AGAIN! Hero tightens the hold but now transitions around and nails a Japanese arm drag on Danielson and follows up with another armbar! (Claps!) Hero grabs the hands of Danielson and forces Danielson’s shoulders to the mat, 1…2, Danielson gets the shoulder up but Hero forces him down again, 1…2, Danielson now bridges but Hero leaps up and crashes down on Danielson and Danielson rolls to the outside to recover. Hero showboats in the ring but now Danielson gets back in the ring and circles up with Hero. Danielson and Hero go to lock up again but Hero nails Danielson in the gut with a knee and brings him to the corner and starts chopping him! Hero chops him a couple times and now Danielson drops down and Hero stomps him. Hero picks Danielson up and nails an uppercut, and another, AND ANOTHER! Hero takes Danielson and nails a scoop slam and now hits the ropes, DOUBLE STOMP FOLLOWED BY A SENTON! (Oh!) Hero covers, 1…2, Danielson kicks out! Hero picks Danielson up and nails him with a big forearm and now locks Danielson in an abdominal stretch, AND LOCKS ON A ‘CRAVATE’ IN THE PROCESS! (Boo!) Hero starts screaming for Danielson to tap out but Danielson continues to hold on. Hero lets go of the ‘Cravate’ and now just holds him in a regular abdominal stretch. Danielson starts fighting back and now rolls around and nails Hero with an armdrag! Hero gets up quickly and runs up, ‘HERO SIDEKICK’ TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD ON DANIELSON! (Oh!) Hero with the cover, 1…2, Danielson kicks out! Hero rolls Danielson over to his stomach and now wraps his legs up in a reverse Indian deathlock! Hero looks back at Danielson and drops an elbow to the back of his head! Hero gets to his feet again, AND DROPS BACK DOWN WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! Hero now sits down and grabs Danielson’s arms in a surfboard variation! Hero holds the move in but now rolls to his back with Danielson’s shoulders down, 1…2…. Danielson kicks out!

Mike Rether: And it is Hero now with the advantage over Danielson. And I know these fans here tonight hate, and I mean absolutely HATE Chris Hero, but you HAVE to respect the in ring ability that he possesses.

John House: It’s not just the in ring ability he possesses that you have to respect. You have to respect Hero as a WHOLE! The man is EVERYTHING that Danielson wants to be. But the sad thing is, there’s only one Hero in the PWK, and for that matter, that world, and you’re looking at him… Which I also have to say, you’re looking at the NEXT Heavyweight Champion. It’s just a matter of minutes before Hero walks out of here with that belt.

Hero picks Danielson up and nails him with another uppercut that takes Danielson off his feet and now Hero puts his boot on Danielson’s face AND STEPS OVER HIM! (Boo!) Hero picks Danielson up and wraps him up from behind but Danielson elbows out of it and hits the ropes. Hero goes for a clothesline but Danielson ducks under it, AND NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! Hero gets up again and Danielson hits another dropkick! Hero gets up once more but Danielson grabs Hero by the legs and sweeps him! Danielson now locks Hero up, AND SLINGSHOTS HIM IN THE CORNER BUT HERO LANDS ON THE ROPES! Danielson gets back up, AND HERO HITS A DIVING SPINNING FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF DANIELSON! (Oh!) Hero with the cover, 1…2… Danielson kicks out. Hero gets to his feet and stomps Danielson in the head and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes but Danielson reverses and sends Hero but Hero ducks under the arm of Danielson and goes for a right hand but Danielson ducks underneath and wraps Hero up from behind, CROSS ARM GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… HERO KICKS OUT! Danielson gets to his feet and Hero is slow to get up. Danielson picks Hero up and shoots him to the corner and Hero hits hard. Danielson runs up AND NAILS A LEAPING FOREARM! Danielson brings Hero out of the corner and sets him up, BIG SNAP SUPLEX! (Claps!) Danielson gets to his feet and now starts climbing the turnbuckle! Danielson perches himself up, DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS! (Claps!) Danielson slow to make the cover but finally does, 1…2… Hero gets the shoulder up! Danielson gets to his feet, bringing Hero up as well. Danielson nails Hero with a forearm but Hero fires back with a forearm of his own. Danielson hits him with another forearm but Hero once again fires back with his own! Danielson hits him with another forearm and continues to hit him! Hero is groggy, ‘ROARING ELBOW’ MISSES! Danielson turns around, ‘CRAVATE CUTTER’ ON DANIELSON! (Oh!) Hero covers, 1…2… DANIELSON KICKS OUT!

Mike Rether: GOOD GOD WE ALMOST HAD A NEW CHAMPION!

John House: THAT IDIOT REF MADE A SLOW COUNT! I SWEAR HALF THESE REFEREES HAVE GONE TO THE SCHOOLS OF BALTIMORE OR MARYLAND FOR THAT MATTER! HALF OF EM ARE BLIND, HALF OF EM CAN’T COUNT! IT’S BY THE GRACE OF GOD THAT SOME OF EM CAN ACTUALLY WIPE THEMSELVES!

Hero and Danielson both slow to get to their feet and the ref administers the 10 count! Hero gets up at 6 and now grabs Danielson from behind but Danielson reverses and goes behind Hero and lifts him up in a back suplex BUT LOSES HIS BALANCE AND BOTH TOPPLE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! (Oh!) Both slow to get to their feet but Hero is up again and tosses Danielson HARD into the steel steps! Hero starts talking smack to a few fans at ringside and now grabs Danielson and tosses him back in the ring. Hero climbs on the apron and now starts climbing up the turnbuckle. Danielson gets to his feet and Hero nails him with a missile dropkick! (Oh!) Hero with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT! Hero questions the count but now locks both his and Danielson’s feet up and now sits Danielson up AND CHOPS HIM! (Wooo!) Danielson screams and fires back with a chop of his own! (Wooo!) Hero chops him again and Danielson chops Hero! Danielson goes for a chop but Hero ducks under it, ‘CRAVATE’ ON DANIELSON AND HE ROLLS INTO A PIN, 1…2…3 NO! DANIELSON KICKS OUT! (This Is Awesome!) Hero picks Danielson up and gives him a scoop slam. Hero points to the top again and now starts ascending the turnbuckle but Danielson is getting back up AND CLUBS HERO IN THE BACK! Hero is sitting on the turnbuckle and now Danielson climbs up, BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) Both men are down but Danielson finally covers, 1…2…3 NO! HERO KICKS OUT! Danielson catches his breath for a moment as Hero rolls to his stomach, DANIELSON LOCKS IN THE ‘CATTLE MUTILATION!’ (Tap! Tap!) Danielson has him locked in tight but Hero refuses to give in! Hero starts squirming to the ropes, AND FINALLY TOUCHES THE ROPE WITH HIS BOOT TO BREAK THE HOLD! Danielson releases the hold and now brings Hero to his feet and nails him with a chop! Hero is groggy as Danielson hits him with an uppercut that takes him off his feet! Danielson covers, 1…2… Hero gets the shoulder up! Danieslon picks Hero up and brings him to the corner and nails him with a few kicks to the gut. Danielson shoots Hero to the far side but Hero reverses and sends Danielson! Danielson hits the corner and Hero runs up closely behind, ‘HERO SIDEKICK’ IN THE CORNER! (Oh!) Danielson is rocked and now Hero brings Danielson and picks him up for a scoop slam and drops him down, ‘HERO’S WELCOME’ ON DANIELSON! (Oh!) Hero with the cover, 1…2… *DING DING*
Time Limit Draw!

Rating: 97% [/quote]

John House: WHAT!

Mike Rether: THE TIME LIMIT HAS EXPIRED!

John House: NO! NO! NO! HERO IS THE NEW CHAMPION! HIS SHOULDERS WERE DOWN! THE REFEREE WAS SLOW!

Mike Rether: It doesn’t matter, John. The time limit expired… AND HERO IS LIVID!

(Chris Hero nails the referee with a big right hand and now locks Danielson in the Hangman’s Clutch!)

Mike Rether: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! HE’S GONE NUTS!

John House: KILL HIM HERO! KILL HIM!

Mike Rether: DAMN HIM! THIS IS A SAD DAMN SITE, AND WE’RE OUT OF TIME, WE’LL LET YOU FANS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, GOODNIGHT!

(Show fades with referees and security guards trying to break Hero off of Danielson)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

Overall Show Rating: 92%


WOW! Okay... Better late than ever right lol. Sorry guys, been REAL busy on my end. I've been wrestling and working a lot more and whenever I get the time to write I just can't finish everything up as much as I want. So what I'm going to do is basically every regular show, I'm going to write half full. Meaning matches will be shorter, maybe like a paragraph or something giving some details on what's happened. Promos will be written in full and the PPV's will be written out long and full as only I can bring you lol. Once again sorry for the delay but hope you all enjoy the show, feedback is always good but totally up to you. Cheers.

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, September 21st 2009



INSIDERS EDITION w/Mike Rether and John House

(After a few short clips of PWK footage, the Insiders Edition Logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades into a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Hello fans and welcome to another edition, of the Insiders Edition. I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “Call Me Dr. Love” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And fans we are in the aftermath of Politically Incorrect. If you missed the show this past Saturday…

John House: If you missed the show this past Saturday it’s probably a good thing you did because you missed one of the WORST CALLS IN WRESTLING HISTORY!

Mike Rether: I suppose you’re referring to the Main Event.

John House: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM!

Mike Rether: Well it just so happens, that’s our first topic. Somewhat.

What You Didn’t See At Politically Incorrect

Mike Rether: In the final moments of the Heavyweight Title match at Politically Incorrect between Chris Hero and Bryan Danielson. Hero nailed Danielson with the ‘Hero’s Welcome’ and what seemed like we were about to have a new Heavyweight Champion, it was not meant to be for Chris Hero, as time limit expired and the match was made a draw. As much as the fans loved this match, they were a little bit upset about the ending, but gave both Hero and Danielson the respect they deserved, but that wasn’t enough for Hero. Right now we’re going to show you what happened, after the cameras stopped rolling…

(The camera fades back to Politically Incorrect and shows Chris Hero covering Danielson for the 3 count but the bell rings right as the referee’s hand is coming down for the 3. The bell rings and the match is ruled a draw with Hero looking really pissed off)

John House: NO! NO! NO! HERO IS THE NEW CHAMPION! HIS SHOULDER’S WERE DOWN! THE REFEREE WAS SLOW!

Mike Rether: It doesn’t matter, John. The time limit expired… AND HERO IS LIVID!

(Hero nails the referee with a big right hand and now locks Danielson in the Hangman’s Clutch!)

Mike Rether: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! HE’S GONE NUTS!

John House: KILL HIM HERO! KILL HIM!

Mike Rether: DAMN HIM! THIS IS A SAD DAMN SITE, AND WE’RE OUT OF TIME, WE’LL LET YOU FANS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, GOODNIGHT!

(The clip fades out but then comes back on with Hero still holding the ‘Hangman’s Clutch’ on Danielson. Referees and security guards manage to finally pull Hero off and detain him while EMT’s check on Danielson. EMT’s and security guards pull Danielson out of the ring and help him to the back. They get halfway up the ramp when Hero manages to break free of the security guards and rushes up the ramp, nailing Danielson from behind with a clubbing forearm. Hero starts stomping away at him until security guards finally escort him backstage as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: Certainly from the video, you can obviously see that Chris Hero is nothing more than a loose cannon.

John House: And Danielson better watch his back.

Mike Rether: I’m actually inclined to agree with you on that remark.

Breaking News: El Generico Given Release From PWK!

Mike Rether: There were rumors circulating around the locker room and over the internet that Generico would be leaving Pro Wrestling KING… Unfortunately, these rumors and speculations were true, as Generico asked for his release from the company following his match with Derek Frazier at Politically Incorrect. Now if you think that Generico is, and or was unhappy with Pro Wrestling KING, it was quite the opposite. Here to give you a brief explanation, is owner and founder of Pro Wrestling KING, Jay B.

(The camera fades to a recorded interview with Jay B)

Jay B: Fans of Pro Wrestling KING. Sunday afternoon, I was on the phone with El Generico, who asked to be released from Pro Wrestling KING, citing that he was offered a tour over in Japan, and that he deeply wanted to be apart of it. We here at Pro Wrestling KING humbly accepted his request, and are thankful that Generico spent the time that he did with us. Before hanging up with him, we reached a mutual verbal contract that stated that Generico is welcome back any time, and would like to come back. So rest assured, though this is the end you will see Generico, it will not be for good. Thank you.

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: Well that’s good news.

John House: Hell yeah it is. Generico’s gone, and Derek Frazier is the new Junior Heavyweight Champion.

Who Will Sputnik Go After?

Mike Rether: It was a big night for Nikita Sputnik as he defeated Ares, John Bay and Scorpio Sky in a Fatal 4 Way to earn himself a title shot against ANY title holder in Pro Wrestling KING. Well almost anybody, obviously he is too big to go after the Junior Heavyweight Title, so that’s out of the question. But the question is on everyone’s minds, which title WILL he go after? You’ve got Roderick Strong, who’s been tearing through the competition as the North American Champion. You’ve got DJ Hyde, still undefeated and STILL the Crown Of Thorns Champion. If Sputnik can get himself a partner, he can go after the Strong Style Thugs who were victorious over the BLKout this past Saturday… And of course, you have the Heavyweight Champion, Bryan Danielson.

John House: You know we haven’t seen much, or no much about Sputnik. But from what we HAVE seen, the guy’s a monster.

Mike Rether: He’s got size, he’s got strength, all the possibilities of a future champion here in Pro Wrestling KING. This coming Tuesday night on PWK TV, Sputnik will be on hand to announce who he will challenge. Personally, I can’t wait to see who it’ll be. Right now fans, we’ve got a few promos to show you, and I honestly have no witty, comical introduction for them, so I’ll just say enjoy...

PWK Promo: Tommy Grace

(The camera fades in on Tommy Grace who’s standing by with black sunglasses on and a smile on his face)

Tommy Grace: HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PWK! It is I, the invincible, and the unSTOPPABLE, TOMMY GRACE! And for those of you that missed Politically Incorrect, let me just say that you missed a five star performance from myself. Now I will say that Joe Summers put up a hell of a fight. But, the outcome couldn’t have been better, as I prevailed. I mean, I was magnificent. I was great. I was without a shadow of a doubt, the best, if not the TOP performer of the evening. And I know each and every one of you out there that didn’t make the show are a little upset that you couldn’t see my performance. But don’t worry, because right now as I speak, my agent is already at work putting together The Best Of Tommy Grace DVD, and I promise you that my performance at Politically Incorrect, will be included. This DVD will also feature commentary from yours truly. And it will be available sometime within the next year. I mean, I cant really give you people, my fans, a DVD with just a couple matches on there…. Or can I? Well I’ll worry about that later. Right now I want all you people to come down to the KING’s Coliseum this Tuesday night for PWK TV. Why? Because I’m booked on the card of course. Haha. And I promise you, my fans, that my performance this Tuesday night, just like this past Saturday, will be nothing less, than greatness.

(Grace smiles at the camera as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: What a cocky one he is.

John House: He does have a point, he was pretty damn good at Politically Incorrect.

Mike Rether: Here’s one from Bo “The Truth” Slade…

PWK Promo: Bo Slade

(The camera fades in on Bo Slade who’s standing by)

Bo Slade: Retribution… Retribution is the word of the day. Because at Politically Incorrect, I gained my retribution, by beating you in that ring. And now that I have gained retribution, I’m erasing you from my mind. Because I don’t need to focus on taking you out anymore, because I’ve already done that. I don’t need to worry about showing you that I’m the better man, because I’ve already done that. It’s time for me to focus on bigger, and better challenges. As for you Kojima… I recommend you take the ass kicking I gave you a few days ago, and remember it. Because if you EVER, get in my way again… Haha. You don’t even want to know what will happen… And that’s the truth.

(Slade stares into the camera before it fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: A very confident Bo Slade, and despite his nature, he’s certainly going to be a break out star here in PWK. That’s all the time we have for tonight. Join us Wednesday night, as we bring you another edition, of the Insiders Edition, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)


PWK TV Card

Duke Jupiter vs. Tommy Grace

Amazing Red vs. Mike Quackenbush

Tag Team
The Helms Brothers vs. Will Storm/Ares

3 Way Dance
Trent Acid vs. Jay Man vs. Jade Diamond

Scotty Priest vs. Trey Reed

*Card Subject To Change*

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, September 22nd 2009



PWK TV

(Clips of recent PWK footage begins to play set to the song “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a few seconds, the PWK TV logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum, viewing the rowdy fans on hand as the camera fades over to Mike Rether and John House)

Mike Rether: HELLO AND WELCOME TO PWK TV! I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John “Holmes” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: That’s… Pretty disturbing to know John.

John House: Yeah. The chick I was with last night was freaked out by it too… Till I showed her… The goods.

Mike Rether: That’s… Also pretty damn disturbing. ANYWAY, onto something that truly matters, tonight we are in the aftermath of Politically Incorrect. And if you missed the show Saturday night, you truly missed on of the biggest shows we’ve had here in PWK.

John House: You always say that.

Mike Rether: Well, it’s true. Anyway. For those of you that missed it, we’ve got a new Junior Heavyweight Champion in Derek Frazier. He is scheduled to be here tonight, however nobody has seen him and he has not phoned in, so it’s assumed he’s got some car troubles or something of that nature. Also at Politically Incorrect, Nikita Sputnik won a big match that earned himself the right to face ANY title holder here in Pro Wrestling KING, except of course for Derek Frazier.

John House: Can you imagine if he were allowed to go after Frazier and he did? The guy would be an unstoppable Junior Heavyweight Champion.

Mike Rether: He very well could, and very well would be. But we’ll find out later just who he will be challenging, but first, let’s go to the ring for our opening contest as Scotty Priest takes on Trey Reed.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing 200 pounds, SCOTTYYYYYY PRIEEEEEST!

~YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN!~

(“You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” by Judas Priest hits and the fans cheer as Scotty Priest walks out through the curtain and starts jumping up and down getting the fans pumped. Priest heads down the aisle slapping the fans hands and then climbs inside the ring. Priest runs and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle and throws his arm in the air as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California weighing 220 pounds, TREY REEEEEED!

~CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!~

(“Carry On My Wayward Son” by Kansas hits and the fans boo as Trey Reed walks out through the curtain pointing fingers at the crowd saying that they’ve paid to see him. Reed cockily smiles and looks up and holds his arms out and takes in the boos as he walks down the ramp. Reed climbs inside the ring and tests the ropes out and then proceeds to give the referee instructions on what to do in the match as the music fades)

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Scotty Priest vs. Trey Reed

The bell rings and they lock up. Reed slaps a headlock on Priest and Priest shoots him to the ropes. Reed comes back and drops him with a shoulder tackle. Reed hits the ropes and leaps over him and going the other way. Reed bounces off and blocks a hip toss attempt by Priest and nails an arm drag! Priest gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt from Reed. Reed turns around and Priest kicks him in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker! Priest covers, 1…2, Reed kicks out. Priest picks him up and forearms him a few times in the ropes. Priest shoots him off but Reed reverses and sends Priest. Priest comes back and leaps over a ducking Reed and hits the ropes again. Reed turns around and kicks Priest in the gut. Reed sets him up for a suplex but Priest drops behind him and wraps him up in a waist lock. Reed elbows out of it and now hits the ropes. Reed comes back and Priest drop toe holds him and slaps on a headlock! (Claps!) Reed gets back up and shoots Priest in the ropes. Priest comes back and takes Reed down with a shoulder block of his own. Priest hits the ropes now but Reed gets up quickly and nails Priest with a dropkick to the face! (Oh!) Reed covers, 1…2, Priest kicks out. Reed picks Priest up and nails him with a couple right hands and now pushes him to the corner. Reed chops Priest hard! (Wooo!) Reed shoots him to the far side but Priest reverses and sends Reed who hits hard! Priest runs up but gets nailed by an elbow from Reed! Priest turns around and Reed runs up and nails a bulldog! Reed gets to his feet and now puts a foot on Priest for a pin, 1…2… Priest kicks out! Reed picks Priest up and nails him with a couple more right hands and shoots him to the corner. Reed runs up and gets kicked in the face! Priest gets on the turnbuckle and wraps Reed up, TORNADO DDT GETS BLOCKED AS REED SHOVES HIM OFF! Priest lands on his feet and Reed is on a knee, ‘LIGHTS OUT’ (Shining Wizard) CONNECTS! Priest goes for the cover, 1…2… Reed kicks out!

Mike Rether: Scotty Priest almost took his head off with that one!

John House: But as you can plainly see, it’s still attached.

Priest picks Reed up and nails a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes but Reed reverses and sends Priest. Reed goes for a clothesline but Priest ducks under and wraps Reed up from behind. Reed elbows out of it and goes behind Priest, wrapping him up from behind, BIG BACK SUPLEX! Reed makes the cover, 1…2, Priest gets the shoulder up! Reed starts taunting Priest and now picks him up and Priest starts fighting back with right hands! Priest nails him with a few right hands, AND HITS THE ROARING ELBOW! Priest with the cover, 1…2… Reed kicks out! Priest picks Reed up and shoots him to the corner. Priest runs up and nails a big clothesline and now picks him up and sets him on top. Priest climbs up with Reed and attempts a superplex but Reed fights back and manages to knock Priest off the turnbuckle! Reed drops down and grabs Priest and sets him up for a piledriver but Priest back body drops him! (Cheers!) Priest waits for Reed to get back to his feet as he stalks him. Reed gets to his feet and turns around, kick to the gut from Priest and now Priest sets him up for the ‘Electric Eye’ (Fisherman’s Brainbuster) but Reed starts fighting out of it and wraps up Priest, ‘ONE NIGHT STAND’ (Spinning Uranage) ON PRIEST, 1…2…3!
Winner: Trey Reed via One Night Stand in 10:22

Rating: 93%

Mike Rether: And Trey Reed pull out the victory.

John House: And hopefully Jade Diamond can pull out a win later tonight.

Mike Rether: That’s right. Later on tonight fans we’ve got a big 3 Way Dance between Jay Man, Trent Acid, and Trey Reed’s partner Jade Diamond. And that’s sure to be a classic…

~I am… Smelling like a rose, that somebody gave me, cuz I’m DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle looking pretty pissed off. Hero climbs inside the ring and pulls a microphone out of his back pocket and starts to speak as the music fades)

Chris Hero: I don’t think I need to BEGIN explaining to you morons why I’m out here right now. And the same goes for you idiots watching on your televisions at home because you’re too fat, lazy and poor to actually come here live. But JUST IN CASE you missed Politically Incorrect, and just IN CASE you smart marks didn’t check out the results on the internet. I’m out here tonight, because just like EVERY OTHER TIME I’VE BEEN IN THE RING WITH BRYAN DANIELSON WHEN THE BELT WAS ON THE LINE! I WAS SCREWED, AT POLITICALLY INCORRECT!

(Boos!)

Mike Rether: Well there was no doubt in my mind that this was going to happen.

John House: And there’s no doubt in my mind that he DID get screwed.

Chris Hero: Now for those that didn’t see what happened Saturday night… Take a look at the big screen.

(The big screen comes on and takes you back to Saturday night during the Main Event. The video shows Hero hitting the ‘Hero’s Welcome’ on Bryan Danielson and then shows Hero pinning him as it cuts off)

Chris Hero: And there you have it. A ‘Hero’s Welcome’ was all it took. I pinned Danielson, 1,2,3, I don’t give a crap about time limits. I beat him, and that’s all there is to it. So we can go about this one of two ways… Door number one, Jay B. or Travis Martin gets out here right now, and GIVES ME the Heavyweight Title… (Boos!) Or door number two… I get my rematch tonight, no time limit, me and Danielson, once more…

Mike Rether: Is it just me or does Chris Hero thinks he’s in WWE? This is Pro Wrestling KING, nobody wants to see the same match, OVER and OVER again.

Chris Hero: Let’s go… I don’t have all night. Either give me the title, or give me my rematch, it’s that simple…

~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie starts up and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik walks out through the curtain and starts walking down the aisle. Hero is wondering what’s going on now as Sputnik climbs inside the ring. Sputnik looks at Hero for a few seconds before going and grabbing a microphone of his own. Sputnik begins to speak as the music fades)

Nikita Sputnik: Chrees Heero. I watched match at Politicallee Eencorrect. And it is true. You were robbed out of Heavyweight Title.

Chris Hero: THANK YOU! Its good to know that I’m not the only one that knows this.

Nikita Sputnik: Yes. Een my country… Vee believe een doeeng the right theeng. And that ees why I geev you first title shot, after I beat Bryan Danieson.

(The fans boo as Hero looks at him with a concerned look on his face)

Chris Hero: Whoa, whoa… You know your accent is pretty thick, I don’t think I heard you quite right… Did you just say after you beat Danielson, you’ll give me the first title shot?

Nikita Sputnik: I deed.

Mike Rether: THIS MEANS HE’S GONNA CHALLENGE DANIELSON FOR THE TITLE!

John House: Did you figure that out all by yourself?

Chris Hero: Haha. Look, I know you won that match that pretty much is giving you the right to face any title holder in PWK… But I’m here to tell ya big man, you’re not going after Danielson for the Heavyweight Title… That’s my job.

Nikita Sputnik: Weeth all do respect, Chrees. I won match at Politicallee Eencorrect. I get shot at any champeeon here… And I choose Danielson. Please, take a break for one night, and let me take care of Danielson. I promise you, I geev you first shot after I ween title.

Chris Hero: Listen up Ruskie. I’m not gonna stand here and argue with you. I don’t have the time or the patience. So I’m gonna make this short and to the point. I’m going after Danielson, NOT YOU! And-

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain carrying the Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. Danielson has a microphone of his own and starts to speak as the music fades)

Bryan Danielson: Boys, boys, boys… It seems what we have here, and I hate to say it cuz it’s been overused so many times… But what we have HERE, is a FAILURE to COMMUNICATE! (Cheers!) So let me go ahead and solve both your little problems… Sort of kill two birds with one stone so to speak… Nikita, I’ll start with you. Any time, any place, any where…

(Danielson raises the Heavyweight Title in the air and stares at Sputnik who stares right back at him)

Bryan Danielson: CHRIS HERO! (Boos!) You may have hit me with the ‘Hero’s Welcome’ Saturday night… But the fact of the matter is I’m still the champion… And you’re still bitching and moaning! (Cheers!) And I am SICK and TIRED of you hearing you talk about being screwed over, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…. Facts is facts Hero… You still haven’t beaten me for this belt. GET OVER IT! But the same goes for you Hero… If you can find a way to keep bitching and moaning, which I know you can… (Cheers!) If you can keep bitching and moaning enough to get yourself another shot at my belt… Then I’ll say the same thing to you… Any time… Any place, ANY WHERE! And that’s all I’ve got to say. So what I’m gonna do now, is I’m gonna get out of here, and I’m gonna let you two sort out who’s going first…

Chris Hero: OH NO! YOU WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! There’s no need to sort out who’s going first, that’s already been decided. All this guy behind me has done is beat three other guys to earn himself a title shot. He hasn’t done what I’ve done, and he sure as HELL hasn’t been in the wars we’ve had. So he’s out of the question….

~IF YOU WANNA STEP UP, YOUR GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!~

(“Step Up” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans cheer as Travis Martin walks out through the curtain carrying a microphone in hand. Martin walks up to Danielson and shakes his hand and then turns to Hero and Sputnik and begins to speak as the music fades)

Travis Martin: You know Bryan… You’re right… Hero does do a lot of bitching and moaning… (Cheers!) And frankly, I’m sick and tired of it too. That’s why, the bitching and moaning stops right here, and right now. Chris Hero, I don’t care what the man has done, the fact of the matter is that he won the right to face any title holder in Pro Wrestling KING, therefore if he wants a shot at the Heavyweight Championship, he’s going to get a shot at the Heavyweight Championship. Hero, despite hitting Danielson with your little ‘Hero’s Welcome,’ the fact of the matter is you didn’t get the three count, ya got a 2 count, and last I checked, you couldn’t win ANY MATCH or ANY BELT of a two count.

Chris Hero: BUT I BEAT HIM! I BEAT HIM, EVERYONE SAW IT!

Travis Martin: ENOUGH! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT! You didn’t win the match, end of story. Now that man behind you will get a title shot against this man beside me, but it’s not going to be tonight. Instead, tonight’s Main Event, is going to be…. You two…

(The fans cheer as Hero starts kicking the ropes and screaming at Martin)

Mike Rether: OH MY! ANOTHER MATCH BETWEEN HERO AND SPUTNIK!

John House: I KNEW MARTIN HAD SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE!

Travis Martin: And I’ll even do you one better Hero… If you can manage to come out with a win here tonight, I will THINK about giving you another shot at Danielson. But right now, you two need to get out of the ring, get to the back, and don’t come out until it’s time to do business. You may exit, NOW!

(Martin drops the microphone and shakes Danielson’s hand as he leaves. Sputnik and Hero look at each other until Sputnik finally leaves and heads back up the ramp. Hero follows about a minute later)

Rating: 80%

Mike Rether: So with that said we’ve got ourselves a BIG Main Event tonight.

John House: Are me and Hero the ONLY ONES that see this conspiracy going on?

Mike Rether: What are you talking about? Martin said that if Hero wins that he’d think about giving him another shot at the belt.

John House: Remember what happened the LAST time Martin said that?

Mike Rether: Yes. And if I remember correctly it was Sputnik that beat him which makes this match even better because Sputnik already has a win over Hero. But getting back on track, let’s move onto our second match of the night. Tommy Grace takes on Duke Jupiter.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 235 pounds, TOMMYYYYY GRAAAAACE!

~IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!~

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam starts up as Tommy Grace walks out to the ramp and rubs his hands together with a cocky smirk on his face, the crowd booing him heavily. He takes a bow and holds his arms out in an arrogant pose for a few seconds before rushing down to the ring. Grace slides under the bottom rope, moving towards the turnbuckle and trash talking to the crowd a bit. He then leans up against the turnbuckle, continuing to trash talk the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from New York, New York, weighing ½ of 420, DUUUUUKE JUUUUUPITER!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES TIME GOES BY!~

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by KMK starts up and the fans cheer as Duke Jupiter walks out through the curtain laughing and staring into the bright entrance lights. Jupiter continues laughing until the lights stop flashing and he finally notices the ring in the distance. Jupiter walks down the ramp looking stoned out of his mind as he climbs inside the ring. Jupiter climbs on the turnbuckle and does a “smoking” taunt as the music fades)

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Tommy Grace vs. Duke Jupiter

The bell rings and both Grace and Jupiter circle up. Grace and Jupiter lock up and Grace pushes Jupiter to the corner. Grace goes for the clean break but quickly kicks Jupiter in the gut! Grace brings Jupiter out of the corner and whips him hard to the far side and Jupiter connects with the turnbuckle. Grace runs up and goes for a clothesline but Jupiter moves! Grace turns around and Jupiter starts punching away at him! (Cheers!) Jupiter shoots Grace to the ropes, Grace bounces off and Jupiter kicks him in the gut, FACEBUSTER! (Cheers!) Jupiter with the cover, 1…2, Grace kicks out. Jupiter gets to his feet and stomps away on Grace and now hits the ropes and hits the ‘Puff Puff Give’ (“Smoking” Elbow Drop) and covers, 1…2, Grace kicks out again. Jupiter picks Grace up and backs him to the corner. Jupiter climbs up and now does a “smoking” taunt AND STARTS THE 10 PUNCH! (Cheers!) Jupiter punches him a few times but now Grace grabs him and moves out of the corner and hits a reverse atomic drop! Jupiter in pain now and Grace hits him with a DDT! Grace with the cover, 1…2, Jupiter gets the shoulder up. Grace gets to his feet and now puts a foot on top of the head of Jupiter AND STOMPS DOWN! Grace smiles and now picks Jupiter up and tosses him to the corner and runs in with a big clothesline! Jupiter moves out of the corner and Grace lifts him up, POWERSLAM! Grace with the cover again, 1…2… Jupiter kicks out!

Mike Rether: Tommy Grace certainly has the advantage over Jupiter at this point.

John House: Hey, do you think if Jupiter smoked something he’d be kind of like Popeye when he ate his spinach?

Mike Rether: That’s an interesting theory…

Grace picks Jupiter up and shoots him to the ropes and Jupiter manages to hold on. Grace runs up AND JUPITER SIDESTEPS HIM AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! (Cheers!) Jupiter starts scouting Grace and now Grace starts getting to his feet and turns around, SPACEMAN PLANCHA BY JUPITER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jupiter gets to his feet and now picks up Grace and throws him in the ring. Jupiter climbs in the ring and now Grace starts getting to his feet. Jupiter comes up and nails Grace with a kick to the gut and wraps him up, Jupiter runs to the ropes and climbs up, GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT BUT LANDS AND HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! (Claps!) Jupiter with the cover, 1…2, Grace kicks out! Jupiter picks Grace up and now lifts him up, going for the ‘Roach Clip’ (TKO) but Grace squirms out of it and hits a sunset flip, 1…2, Jupiter kicks out! Jupiter gets to his feet but Grace nails him with a hard clothesline! Grace with the cover, 1…2, Jupiter gets the shoulder up. Grace questions the count and now picks Jupiter up who starts fighting back! Jupiter hits him with a few right hands and now hits the ropes, LEAPING FOREARM CONNECTS WITH GRACE! (Claps!) Jupiter gets to his feet as does Grace and Jupiter nails a big right hand, and another, and another! Jupiter sends Grace to the ropes but Grace reverses and sends Jupiter. Jupiter comes back, ‘FALL FROM GRACE’ (Scrapbuster Backbreaker) ON JUPITER! 1…2…3!
Winner: Tommy Grace via Fall From Grace in 11:13

Rating: 90%

Mike Rether: And Tommy Grace picks up yet another victory here tonight on PWK TV.

John House: And it’s like he said the other day, Mike. He’s unstoppable.

Mike Rether: Well I don’t know all about that, he’s been certainly stopped in the past… But moving on. We’ve got a great tag match coming up next, the Helms Brothers, Eric and Andrew, take on Will Storm and Ares. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing at a total combined weight of 500 pounds, Eric and Andrew, the HELMS BROTHERS!

~HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS! WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!~

(“Princes Of The Universe” by Queen kicks in and the fans cheer as Eric and Andrew Helms make their way down the aisle pumping the crowd up. Eric and Andrew climb in the ring and both jump on separate turnbuckles and raise their arms in victory as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing at a total combined weight of 425 pounds, Ares and WILLLLLL STORRRRRM!

~I’M BLACKOUT!~

(“Blackout” by hed(PE) starts up and the fans cheer as Will Storm and Ares walk out through the curtain. Ares pumps the fans up while Will Storm stays focused on the ring. Ares and Storm climb inside the ring and Ares leaps on the turnbuckle, continuing to pump the fans up while Will Storm starts stretching out. Ares and Storm shake hands with the Helms Brothers as the music fades)

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The Helms Brothers vs. Ares/Will Storm

Andrew and Storm start things off as the bell rings. Storm and Andrew lock up and Andrew quickly locks in an arm ringer on Storm. Storm rolls on the mat and now trips up Andrew with a drop toe hold and quickly locks in a headlock. Andrew gets to his feet and shoots Storm to the ropes. Storm comes back and collides with Andrew but Andrew stays on his feet. Storm hits the ropes again and puts more momentum into it as he hits Andrew but Andrew continues to stay on his feet. Storm goes for a right hand but Andrew blocks it and nails Storm with a few right hands. Andrew shoots Storm to the ropes and ducks down and Storm leaps over him. Storm hits the ropes and Andrew dives to his stomach and Storm rolls over him and gets to his feet. Andrew in the ropes now and Storm runs up and gets lifted up and over to the outside but Storm lands on the apron! Andrew turns around and Storm leaps into the ring and wraps his legs around the head of Helms and nails a headscissors takeover! Andrew gets to his feet and runs up for a clothesline but Storm ducks under it! Andrew turns around AND STORM LEAPS UP AND HITS A HURRICANRANA! Andrew starts getting up but Storm runs up and nails a sunset flip for the cover, 1...2, Andrew kicks out! Storm grabs Andrew and locks in an arm ringer and now makes the tag to Ares. Ares climbs up the turnbuckle and leaps off nailing a double stomp to the arm! Andrew holds his arm in pain and now Ares nails a headlock takeover!

Mike Rether: Ares and Storm with the early advantage and its hard to believe that these two are teaming for the first time! With everything they’re doing so far you’d think they’ve been a team for years.

John House: They’ve only done two freaking moves! Big deal.

Andrew gets back to his feet and now shoots Ares to the ropes. Ares comes back Andrew lifts him up but Ares lands behind him and wraps him up from behind. Andrew squirms around and manages to throw Ares off. Ares gets to his feet and Andrew nails him with a few right hands and takes him to the corner and makes the tag to Eric. Eric Helms comes in and both Eric and Andrew start stomping away at Ares. The Helms Brothers shoot Ares to the ropes, Ares ducks a pair of clotheslines from the Helms Brothers and now hits the ropes, AND NAILS THEM BOTH WITH A DROPKICK! (Cheers!) Andrew slides out of the ring and now Ares picks Eric up and shoots him to the corner. Eric hits hard and now Ares runs up but gets nailed by an elbow! Ares staggers back AND ERIC NAILS A RUNNING LARIAT! Eric drops down and covers, 1…2, Ares kicks out. Eric picks Ares up and nails him with a few chops that takes him to the ropes. Eric shoots Ares off but Ares reverses and sends Eric. Eric bounces off the ropes and kicks a ducking Ares in the face! Ares pops up and Eric nails a scoop slam and follows with a knee drop! Eric with the cover, 1…2, Ares kicks out! Eric slaps on an arm ringer and now gets to his feet with Ares and tags out to Andrew. Andrew comes in the ring and gives Ares a kick to the ribs! Andrew picks Ares up now and gives him a rib breaker and makes the cover, 1…2, Ares kicks out! Andrew locks Ares up in another armbar and keeps him on the mat and starts punching away at his ribs! Ares starts getting to his feet and manages to give Andrew an armdrag! Andrew gets to his feet and Ares goes for a clothesline but Andrew ducks underneath it! Ares turns around, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY ANDREW! (Claps!) Andrew holds the move in for the count, 1…2, Ares kicks out! Andrew gets to his feet and stomps Ares in the ribs and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Andrew runs up and nails a big shoulder to the gut of Ares and now makes the tag to Eric. Eric and Andrew shoot Ares to the far side and Ares hits hard. Andrew now shoots Eric in but Eric reverses and sends Andrew WHO GETS KICKED IN THE FACE! Andrew backs up and Ares runs up to Andrew who lifts him up and over him, AND ARES LANDS ON ERIC GIVING HIM A TORNADO DDT! (Cheers!) Ares with the cover, 1…2, Andrew breaks the count!

Mike Rether: WHAT A COUNTER BY ARES! But it wasn’t enough to finish the job and the Helms Brothers are in control again.

Ares picks Eric up and makes the tag to Storm. Storm climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off and nails Eric’s arm with a double axe handle! Eric holds his arm and now Storm spins under it locking in an arm ringer and now brings Eric to his knees AND NAILS A MAGISTRAL CRADLE, 1…2… Eric kicks out! Storm gets to his feet and nails Eric with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Eric bounces off and kicks a ducking Storm BUT STORM CATCHES THE LEG! Eric starts hopping on one foot but now Storm trips him, AND LOCKS IN A CLOVERLEAF! (Cheers!) Eric starts fighting for the ropes and finally makes it. Storm picks Eric up and shoots him to the corner and now runs up and hits a big dropkick! Eric falls out of the corner and now Storm makes a tag to Ares. Ares comes in and runs to the ropes. Ares runs into Storm who lifts him in a tilt-a-whirl AND DROPS HIM INTO A SENTON ON ERIC HELMS! (Cheers!) Ares with the cover, 1…2, Eric kicks out! Ares picks Eric up and nails him with a few right hands. Ares shoots Eric to the ropes but Eric reverses and sends Ares. Ares comes back and flips to his feet off a hip toss! Ares turns around, SPEAR BY ERIC HELMS! Helms drags Ares to the corner and makes the tag to Andrew. The Helms Brothers pick Ares up, DOUBLE SUPLEX! Andrew with the cover, 1…2… Storm breaks the count. Andrew picks Ares up and now tosses him to the corner. Andrew runs up and nails a big splash on Ares! Ares moves out of the corner and Andrew wraps him up, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Andrew covers, 1…2… Ares kicks out! Andrew slaps a sleeper on Ares now and Ares appears to be out!

Mike Rether: Andrew Helms trying to wear Ares down now and he’s definitely taken a beating here tonight.

Andrew keeps the sleeper locked in but now Ares starts fighting back! Ares gets to his feet, AND DROPS HIM IN A JAWBREAKER! Ares gets to his feet and nails Andrew with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Andrew comes back and ducks a clothesline from Ares and hits the ropes again, BUT GETS NAILED BY THE ‘HATE KICK’ (Hopping Crescent Kick) BY ARES! Ares covers, 1…2… Eric breaks the count! Ares gets to his feet and makes the tag to Storm. Storm comes in and nails Andrew with a few right hands and now shoots him to the corner. Andrew hits hard and Storm runs up but gets nailed by an elbow! Storm backs up and Andrew runs up with a clothesline but Storm ducks under it and leaps on the turnbuckle and bounces off, ‘PERFECT STORM’ (Torando DDT) GETS BLOCKED, AND ANDREW HITS A RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX IN THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) Andrew covers, 1…2, FOOT ON THE ROPES! Andrew picks Storm up and bangs his head against the turnbuckle. Andrew shoots Storm to the far side and Ares makes the blind tag! Andrew runs up but Storm kicks him in the face! Andrew turns around, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BY ARES! (Oh!) Ares gets up and quickly nails Eric Helms off the apron with a right hand! Andrew starts getting to his feet and now Ares grabs Andrew and tries to pick him up but he’s holding on! Storm runs up and clubs Andrew in the back and now they lift him up, DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! (Oh!) Ares covers, 1…2…3!
Winners: Ares/Will Storm via Double Brainbuster in 13:05

Rating: 92%

Mike Rether: AND STORM AND ARES GET THE WIN! The Helms Brothers put up a valiant effort but we’re not meant to win it here tonight. But right now ladies and gentlemen, we take you to Tom Barnes with Scorpio Sky in the back, take it away Tom.

(The camera fades backstage where Tom Barnes is standing by with Scorpio Sky)

Tom Barnes: Thanks guys. I’m standing by of course with Scorpio Sky, but the funny thing is, you’re not scheduled to be here tonight, what’s the deal Scorpio?

Scorpio Sky: Yeah I know I’m not scheduled to be here tonight. But I’m not one of those guys that says, “Oh I’m not scheduled to be here tonight, I think I’ll take a personal day,” or, “I’m not booked, I think I’ll go spend a night on the town.” I’m not like most of these guys in the business. Sure I like to have a good time as much as the next guy, but more than that, I’m all about business. And when it comes to this business, I’m always ready, to take care of business if you know what I mean.

Tom Barnes: Indeed I do. Well I certainly hope you’re enjoying tonight’s show so-

(Suddenly from off camera, John Bay walks up)

Tom Barnes: John Bay, what are you doing here?

John Bay: Well, just like Scorpio here, I too am all about business. And if there’s any business that needs to be taken care of, I’m all about it too. Which brings me to a proposal I have for you Scorpio.

Scorpio Sky: Yeah? And what’s that?

John Bay: Well just like you, I too, am not booked for tonight. But I thought you and I could change that.

Scorpio Sky: I’m listening.

John Bay: I want to do business with you tonight, Scorpio. Because, you and I were both involved in that match at Politically Incorrect. And I’ve got to tell you. You impressed me. You impressed me so much, that I want to challenge you to a match tonight. What do you say?

Scorpio Sky: I say I think it’s time to take care of some business. I’ll see you in the ring.

(Sky and Bay both walk off)

Tom Barnes: Back to you guys…

Rating: 89%

Mike Rether: Well it seems we’re getting a lot of surprises tonight, that’s the second impromptu match coming up later tonight.

John House: Well if Scorpio knows what’s good for him I’d back out now and save himself the embarrassment.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, a big 3 Way Dance between Trent Acid, Jay Man, and Jade Diamond. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this, is a 3 Way Dance! And it is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Hollywood, California, weighing 225 pounds, JAAAAADE DIAMOND!

~I OWN YOU!~

(“Filmstar” by Suede hits and the fans boo as Jade Diamond calmly walks and kind of struts out through the curtain onto the ramp. Diamond does a 180 spin and throws his arms out and takes in the boos from the fans before walking down the ramp. Diamond climbs up into the ring and starts preparing himself as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Johnny Kashmere. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 180 pounds, TRENNNNNNT ACIIIIIIID!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as the Backseat Boyz walk out through the curtain. Acid leads the way, strutting down the aisle as Kashmere follows him from behind, carrying a baseball bat. Acid climbs up on the apron and looks to the crowd, flipping them off before entering the ring. Acid leaps on the turnbuckle and raises his arms in victory as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Gaithersburg, Maryland, weighing 180 pounds, JAAAAAAAY MANNNNNN!

~AND IT LEADS ME TO A NEW DISEASE!~

("New Disease" by Spineshank hits the PA system and white and red strobe lights start to go off as Jay Man walks out through the curtain. He gets to the top of the entrance ramp and starts to jump up and down getting pumped up and then jogs down the ramp slapping a few of the fans hands and then slides in the ring. He then goes over to a turnbuckle and climbs up, raising his fists in the air as the fans cheer)

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Jade Diamond vs. Trent Acid vs. Jay Man

The bell rings and now Acid, Diamond and Jay Man circle around the ring. Diamond takes a look at Acid and now both go to attack Jay Man but Jay Man ducks away from them! Jay Man to his feet takes Acid down with a dropkick! Diamond runs up and misses a clothesline attempt. Diamond turns around and Jay Man lands a nice arm drag! Jay Man gets back up and Acid nails him with a kick to the gut and starts nailing him with forearm shots to the back. Diamond comes up and starts helping Acid out. Acid and Diamond shoot Jay Man to the ropes, Jay Man comes back, DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! (Oh!) Acid goes for the quick cover, 1… Diamond pulls him off and makes the cover himself, 1…2, Acid pulls Diamond off! Diamond and Acid get face to face and now a shoving contest ensues. Acid starts forearming Diamond and now shoots him to the ropes. Diamond bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Acid and wraps him up from behind. Acid elbows Diamond and now goes behind Diamond and wraps him up. Diamond runs into the ropes and pushes Acid off. Acid rolls to his feet and goes after Diamond but Diamond lifts him up and over the ropes and Acid lands on the apron. Diamond turns around and Acid nails him with a forearm! Diamond turns around and Jay Man runs up and gets lifted in the air, AND HE DROPKICKS ACID OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! (Cheers!) Jay Man gets to his feet but Diamond nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Jay Man comes back and Diamond lifts him up in a tilt-a-whirl but Jay Man lands on his feet! Diamond goes for a clothesline but it misses and Diamond gets dropkicked to the back of the head that sends him to the outside! (Cheers!) Jay Man starts getting the fans pumped and now he sees both Diamond and Acid standing. Jay Man runs to the corner, runs up, AND LEAPS HIGH IN THE AIR COMING DOWN WITH A BIG CROSS BODY! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: BIG HIGH RISK DIVE PAYS OFF FOR JAY MAN!

John House: Yeah and I wished he’d have landed on his head.

Jay Man gets to his feet and grabs Diamond and tosses him back in the ring. Jay Man climbs on the apron and leaps in and nails a slingshot leg drop and covers, 1…2, Diamond kicks out. Jay Man picks Diamond up and nails him with a few chops and takes him into the corner. Jay Man picks Diamond up and climbs up top. Diamond starts fighting him off and eventually tosses him off! Jay Man hits hard and Diamond leaps off but lands on his feet, flicks the crowd off and drops an elbow! Diamond covers, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. Acid back in the ring now starts nailing Diamond with right hands. Acid shoots Diamond to the ropes but Diamond counters and shoots Acid. Acid hits the ropes and ducks under a clothesline, spinning Diamond around and kicking him in the gut. Acid wraps Diamond up, BRAINBUSTER! (Oh!) Acid covers, 1…2, Diamond gets the shoulder up! Acid gets to his feet and sees Jay Man getting up and quickly starts hitting him with punches. Acid shoots Jay Man to the corner and Jay Man leaps up and over Acid who runs up behind him. Acid turns around, ‘YAKUZA KICK’ MISSES! Acid turns around and Jay Man leaps into a wheelbarrow position. Acid lifts Jay Man up and Jay Man gets his legs caught by Diamond BUT MANAGES TO TAKE DIAMOND OVER IN A HEADSCISSORS AND ACID IN A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER! (Cheers!) Diamond gets to his feet but Jay Man kicks him in the gut, sets him up for a suplex but Diamond drops behind him and wraps him up, GOES FOR A REVERSE SUPLEX BUT ACID CATCHES JAY MAN, ‘ACID BOMB!’ Acid with the cover, 1…2, DIAMOND BREAKS THE COUNT!

Mike Rether: ACID TRIED TO SNEAK AWAY THE WIN BUT HE FORGOT ABOUT DIAMOND!

John House: Gotta admit it was a great idea.

Diamond picks Acid up and tosses him in the corner and starts nailing him with shoulders. Diamond shoots Acid to the far side and Acid hits hard. Diamond runs up but gets nailed by an elbow from Acid. Acid goes into the ropes, SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! (Oh!) Acid with the cover, 1…2… DIAMOND KICKS OUT! Acid picks Diamond up and nails him with a couple chops and shoots him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and Acid locks in a sleeper hold! Diamond manages to roll underneath Acid and lifts him up but Acid backflips to his feet! Acid wraps up Diamond from behind, ACID LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM IN A BLUE THUNDER DRIVER! (Oh!) Acid with the cover, 1…2… JAY MAN KICKS HIM IN THE BACK! Jay Man picks Acid up and nails him with a couple chops and sends him to the ropes. Acid comes back and grabs Jay Man’s leg as he goes for a kick. Acid spins him around and misses a clothesline! Acid turns around, ENZIGURI! (Oh!) Jay Man with the cover, 1…2… ACID KICKS OUT! Jay Man points to the top and starts climbing up top. Diamond is back up and runs up and crotches Jay Man! Diamond climbs up top and attempts a superplex but Jay Man is fighting out of it and pushes Diamond off! Diamond hits hard and now Acid is saying something to the referee! Jay Man perches himself at the top, BUT KASHMERE CLIMBS ON THE APRON AND PUSHES HIM OFF BUT JAY MAN LANDS ON HIS FEET! Jay Man turns and tries to go after Kashmere but Kashmere moves away quickly! Jay Man turns around, ‘YAKUZA KICK’ FROM ACID! 1…2…3!
Winner: Trent Acid via Yakuza Kick in 13:32

Rating: 89%

Mike Rether: AH COME ON!

John House: ACID WINS!

Mike Rether: Thanks to Kashmere.

John House: A wins a win.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, an impromptu match between Scorpio Sky and John Bay.

John House: Chalk up another win for Bay.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the City Of Angels, weighing 190 pounds, SCORPIOOOOO SKYYYYY!

~IT’S A FIGHT! IT’S A FIGHT!~

(“It’s A Fight” by Three 6 Mafia starts up and the fans cheer as Scorpio Sky makes his way down the aisle. Sky slaps hands with the fans and then slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Japan, weighing 210 pounds, JOHN BAAAAAY!

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as John Bay walks out through the curtain wearing a black and yellow karate gui with a golden dragon imprinted on the back and wearing a black and yellow mask. Bay stays focused as he walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring. Bay goes to the nearest corner and takes off his gear and gets ready as the music fades)

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Scorpio Sky vs. John Bay

The bell sounds and both Bay and Sky stare each other down before stepping towards each other and locking up. Bay quickly locks Sky in a headlock and Sky quickly rolls to his back, throwing Bay off. Both get to their feet and lock up again and Bay takes Sky down with an arm drag! Bay holds Sky down but now Sky rolls backwards and now rolls forward, spins around and snaps Bay into an arm ringer that flips Bay to the mat! (Claps!) Sky holds Bay on the mat but now Bay rolls on the mat and kicks Sky’s arm out and then comes back up into an arm ringer and transitions into a hammerlock and then a headlock! Sky backs up to the ropes and shoots Bay off. Bay comes back and Sky lifts him up and drops him with a slam and covers, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Sky gets to his feet as does Bay and Sky takes him down with a headlock takeover! (Claps!) Bay wraps Sky’s head up with his legs and brings him down. Bay turns to his side applying more pressure across Sky’s neck. Sky manages to put Bay on his stomach and now leaps up and locks Bay in a headlock. Bay gets to his feet rolls to his back forcing Sky to release the hold. Both men get to their feet and Sky kicks Bay, and again, and again but Bay catches the foot of Sky, twists Sky around placing him in a standing leg grapevine and locks in a standing chinlock! (Claps!) Bay releases the hold and now wraps Sky up and nails a backbreaker! Bay with the cover, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Bay picks Sky up and nails him with a few kicks and shoots him to the ropes. Sky comes back and ducks a clothesline. Bay turns around and Sky hits an arm drag! Bay back to his feet hits an arm drag on Scorpio! Scorpio gets back up and leaps in the air to avoid a sweep kick. Bay gets to his feet and goes for a kick but Scorpio blocks it and spins him around and lifts him up but Bay drops down behind him and wraps him up. Scorpio goes to the ropes and pushes Bay off. Bay runs up and goes for a dropkick but Scorpio leaps over him with a front roll and kip ups to his feet as Bay handsprings, STANDOFF! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: And BOTH these guys are evenly matched so far.

John House: You’re a regular guide to the blind aren’t ya, Mike?

Bay and Scorpio circle up again and go for a lockup but Bay grabs the leg of Sky and pushes him down to the mat but Sky manages to kick him off. Sky gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Bay and rolls him up in a school boy, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Sky gets to his feet and grabs Bay in a headlock but Bay shoots him off. Sky takes him down with a shoulder block and now hits the ropes. Sky leaps over a fallen Bay and hits the ropes again and this time goes under a leaping Bay. Bay turns around and goes for a hip toss but Sky flips to his feet! Sky turns around but Bay nails him with a couple forearms and shoots him to the corner. Scorpio leaps on the middle rope and leaps off AND NAILS A HURRICANRANA ON BAY! (Claps!) Sky gets to his feet and delivers a couple of stomps down on Bay before bringing him back to a vertical base. Sky hits a floating suplex on Bay, and Bay clutches at his back. Sky bounces off the ropes and goes for a jumping knee drop, but Bay rolls out of the way and Sky hits the mat hard. Bay gets to his feet and quickly starts stomping away at the knee of Sky. Bay delivers a knee drop onto the knee of Sky and now locks in a leg lock and starts pounding away at the knee! Bay gets to his feet and drags Sky over to the ropes and drapes the leg on the bottom rope and DROPS DOWN ON THE KNEE! (Boo!) Bay drops down on the knee again and now the referee starts warning him. Bay picks Sky up and shoots him to the ropes but Sky reverses and sends Bay. Bay comes back and blocks a clothesline from Sky and hits a swinging neckbreaker! Bay with the cover, 1…2, Sky kicks out and Bay quickly applies a rear chinlock. Sky starts fighting out of it and gets to his feet. Sky elbows Bay a few times to break the hold and hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline BUT BAY DROPS HIM IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Mike Rether: FUJIWARA!

John House: THAT’S IT BAY, BREAK IT!

Bay tightens the hold and wrenches up with a bridge trying to pull the arm out of socket. Scorpio screams in pain but starts fighting for the ropes and finally makes it. Bay continues to hold his arm but finally releases it. Bay picks Sky up and nails him with a couple forearms. Bay goes into the corner and starts stomping away at him. Bay nails him with a few more forearms and now grabs him by the head and hops up on the turnbuckle. Bay takes a moment to smirk at the fans and swings around for a tornado DDT but Sky counters and puts him back on the turnbuckle and nails an uppercut! Sky starts climbing up with Bay but Bay starts fighting him off and knocks him to the mat. Sky lands on his feet and runs up, ‘HAIL MARRY HURRICANRANA!’ (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Sky crawls and makes the cover, 1…2… Bay kicks out! Sky questions the count and now picks Bay up but Bay rakes him in the eyes! Bay gets to his feet and nails him with a few kicks to the thighs. Bay grabs Sky and shoots him to the ropes. Bay ducks down and Sky kicks him in the face! Bay pops up, ACE CRUSHER FROM SKY AND HE FLOATS INTO A DRAGON CLUTCH! (Cheers!) Bay screams in pain but refuses to tap. Sky keeps the hold locked in tight but now Bay finally manages to free himself! Sky picks Bay up and lifts him on his shoulders. Sky spins Bay around and Bay lands on his feet! Sky goes for a clothesline but Bay ducks under it. Sky turns around, ‘WAKE UP CALL’ (Spinning Reverse Piledriver) CONNECTS! (Oh!) Bay covers, 1…2…3!
Winner: John Bay via Wake Up Call in 13:33

Rating: 87%

Mike Rether: I don’t like the fact that Bay won but I’ll give him credit where it’s due, that was a fantastic match.

John House: And a fantastic victory by Bay and he REMAINS undefeated.

Mike Rether: Very true. Very true. And speaking of things I hate… I hate to say this fans but we have to take you to a prerecorded message from the Elements Of Darkness… So… You know what, they don’t need to be introduced, just roll the clip…

(The camera fades to a prerecorded video by the Elements Of Darkness. You can see Daniel Reed Helton and Sebastian Black kneeling on the ground while Jonas Testament stands in front of them smiling)

Jonas Testament: Haha… Another glorious night for the Elements Of Darkness. Of course I’m talking about our victory at Politically Incorrect… Sebastian, my son… Though you were not victorious in your quest to capture the Crown Of Thorns Championship from that retched beast DJ Hyde… Daniel and I were still able to walk away, knowing that once again, we defeated the Hardcore Playas, and put them to shame once more. But… Sebastian… You know that you still failed, don’t you?

Sebastian Black: Yes, father.

Jonas Testament: Then you know, what must be done?

Sebastian Black: Yes, father.

Jonas Testament: Take your position then…

(Sebastian stands up and then DRH follows. Sebastian walks over to a noose that is strung up in the air. He takes the noose and places his hands through the hole and DRH then tightens it. Testament walks up and places his hand on Black’s head)

Jonas Testament: Believe me when I say this… This hurts me more… But the difference between you and I… Is that you’re going to be the one to feel it… But don’t be in despair… For this will teach you, and you will learn from your mistakes… And if you shall fail again… My son… You don’t even want to THINK about what’s going to happen if you fail again…

(Testament holds his arm out to DRH and DRH hands him a light tube which he smashes across Sebastian’s back. Black lets out a scream as blood starts to trickle from his wounds. Testament grabs another light tube from DRH and smashes it again across Sebastian’s back and blood starts to flow more. Testament now reaches back to DRH who has a bag of salt in his hands. He hands the bag to Testament and Testament holds it in front of Sebastian Black who is trying to hold back the pain)

Jonas Testament: You know what will happen once I pour this on you, don’t you Sebastian?

Sebastian Black: Yes, father.

Jonas Testament: Good. Then I trust you will not fail us again, will you?

Sebastian Black: Yes, father. I will not fail…

Jonas Testament: Good. Daniel… Release him.

(DRH releases the noose and Sebastian falls to his knee, clenching his back as Testament turns back to the cameras)

Jonas Testament: Hahaha… Everybody needs an education… Even when it hurts… Hahahaha….

(The camera zooms in on Sebastian’s bloody back as it fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: That was just sick and twisted… If Black were smart, he’d get the hell away from those two sadistic maniacs…

John House: Hey, Testament had good right to punish him. He didn’t beat Hyde, he failed, plain and simple. He did wrong and needed to be punished.

Mike Rether: Coming up next… Well wait a second, we have to go to Tom Barnes who I’ve been told has just spotted Derek Frazier backstage…

(The camera fades backstage where you can see Derek Frazier walking around, carrying the Junior Heavyweight Title around his shoulder as Tom Barnes walks up to him)

Tom Barnes: Derek, Derek can I get a word?

Derek Frazier: Whoa, whoa, slow down their buddy. First off, I’m the Junior Heavyweight Champion, so when you address me, you address me like the champion I am… It’s MR. Frazier. Got it? Now try again.

Tom Barnes: Sorry… Mr. Frazier, can I get a word?

Derek Frazier: That’s better. Sure, why the hell not. What’s on your mind?

Tom Barnes: I think with you finally arriving here now, the phrase goes, “better late than ever,” but I think a lot of, if not all, would agree with me that this is just unacceptable. I mean, you’ve just arrived here at the KING’s Coliseum, and the show is almost over with.

Derek Frazier: See that’s where you’re wrong, because the show has just now started because I’m here. That’s right, the NEW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED! And I’m ready to show the world just how great of a champion I am. Now who’s my opponent?

Tom Barnes: Umm… I don’t think you understand… The show is just about over with. You have no opponent.

Derek Frazier: No opponent? Hmm… Well then I guess I’ll just take the night off and enjoy the rest of the show.

(Mike Quackenbush comes into view and stares at Frazier)

Mike Quackenbush: You know… I don’t know who you think you are. You’re the Junior Heavyweight Champion. And just like any other champion, you’re treated with respect. And you show any belt the respect it deserves… And you’re treating it like it’s a damn joke, and a free ride. You showing up late like this… Being all cocky… You don’t deserve to wear it.

Derek Frazier: Haha. But I am wearing it. And you’re just jealous that I took it off Generico.

Mike Quackenbush: Haha, jealous. Let me ask you something. Do you know what Generico said to me before he left the company? I’ll tell you what he said… He said for me to make sure you don’t last a single MONTH as champion. And I’m going to make sure I keep my word. Next week, I don’t care what you’ve gotta say in the matter. Next week, I’m coming for you, and I’m coming for that belt.

(Quackenbush walks off as Frazier looks on as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 77%

Mike Rether: Well it seems that Mike Quackenbush has himself a purpose!

John House: Seems to me like he’s got a death wish.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 185 pounds, THE AMAZIIIIIIIIIING RED!

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Amazing Red makes his way out through the curtain. Red heads down the aisle and slaps a few fans hands and then slides in the ring. Red climbs on the turnbuckle and does his signature taunt and then gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing 190 pounds, “Lightning” MIIIIIIKE QUACKENBUSH!

~BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break It Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush walks out through the curtain and stops at the center of the entrance ramp to take a look at the fans. Quack claps his hands together and heads down the aisle slapping the fans hands along the way. Quackenbush climbs on the apron and then flips inside the ring, rolling to his feet. Quack points at Red who points back at him with a smile. Quack climbs on the turnbuckle and signals he’s going to become the new Junior Heavyweight Champion. Quackenbush gets off the turnbuckle and gets ready as the music fades)

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Amazing Red vs. Mike Quackenbush

The bell rings and both Red and Quack shake hands and circle up. Quack and Red lock up and Quack takes Red’s arm and locks in an arm ringer. Quack goes under the arm and brings it back down causing Red to flip to his back but Red turns and kicks Quack off. Red gets to his feet and Quack runs up but Red leaps behind him and rolls him up in a school boy, 1, Quack kicks out. Red gets to his feet and runs up to Quack who trips him up and covers, 1, Red kicks out. Both back to their feet and now Red trips Quack up and covers, 1, Red kicks out. Both back to their feet and Quack goes for a clothesline but Red ducks under and hits a backslide, 1…2, Quack kicks out and gets to his feet and now puts Red in a magistral cradle, 1…2, Red kicks out and we’re at a standoff! (Claps!) Red and Quack circle up again and go to lock up but Quack goes behind Red and takes him off his feet with a waist lock takedown but Red quickly squirms around and locks Quack in an arm ringer. Quack gets back to his feet and now goes over to the ropes and front flips to his feet and takes Red down in an arm drag! Quack holds the arm of Red but now Red handsprings to his feet and gives Quack an arm drag! Quack gets back to his feet and runs up to Red who gives him a Japanese arm drag! Both back to their feet and Red goes for a 360 spin kick but Quack rolls away from it! Quack gets to his feet and Red runs up but Quack sidesteps him into the corner BUT RED LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS ANOTHER ARM DRAG! (Claps!) Quack rolls to his feet and runs up to Red who gives him a hip toss into the ropes but Quack bounces off the ropes and spins around nailing Red with an arm drag this time! Red slides out to the apron and now Quack runs up and Red nails him in the gut with a shoulder. Red slings himself in the ring over Quack and now hits the ropes. Quack drops down and Red leaps over him. Red hits the ropes again and Quack goes for a hip toss but Red twists to his feet! Red goes for a clothesline but Quack ducks under it and hits the ropes. Red ducks down and Quack leapfrogs him. Quack hits the ropes again and Red rolls to his back and monkey flips Quack but Quack flips to his feet, standoff! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: Both these two so quick on their feet and both have similar styles to one another. Quack being the more experienced of the two and this is going to be probably one of the most fast paced and technical matches anybody has ever seen!

John House: BATHROOM BREAK!

Red and Quack go to lock up but Quack quickly takes Red by the leg and sweeps him and now locks in a standing ankle lock. Red tries to kick Quack but Quack grabs the other leg of Red and puts him on his stomach and wraps his legs up and locks in a bow and arrow! Quack holds Red in the air for a few seconds but Red manages to twists and land on Quack for a cover, 1…2, Quack pushes Red off. Red gets to his feet and Quack nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Red bounces off and rolls off Quack’s back to his feet. Quack turns and Red runs up, HURRICANRANA! (Claps!) Quack rolls to his feet in the corner and now Red runs and kicks Quack in the head! Red shoots Quack to the far side and Quack hits hard. Red runs up but Quack sidesteps him and Red leaps on the turnbuckle but Quack nails him with a forearm to the back before he can leap off! Quack forearms Red a few more times and now leaps on the second rope, springs off AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP ON RED AND RED HITS HARD, 1…2, Red kicks out! Quack gets to his feet and now picks Red up and shoots him to the ropes. Red comes back and Quack kicks him in the gut and now sets up for a suplex but Red twists around and pulls Quack into him and gives him a gut shot and follows with a tornado DDT! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1…2, Quack kicks out! Red picks Quack up and takes him to the corner and lifts him up. Red climbs up and Quack starts fighting back and pushes him off. Red lands on his feet and Quack leaps off, 360 SPIN KICK CONNECTS WITH QUACKENBUSH! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1…2, kick out! Red picks Quack up and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes but Quack reverses and sends Red. Red hits the ropes and comes back to a ducking Quack and leaps on his back for the ‘Code Red’ BUT QUACK COUNTERS IT BY FLIPPING RED BACKWARDS INTO A SITOUT POWERBOMB! (Oh!) 1…2… KICK OUT! Quack picks up Red and now locks him from behind and hits a rolling Russian legsweep, ‘LIGHTNING LOCK BETA!’ (Roll Through Russian Legsweep Over The Shoulder Crab) AND RED IS IN PAIN!

Mike Rether: THIS COULD BE IT! HE’S GOT HIM LOCKED IN TIGHT!

Red continues to scream in pain but refuses to give in. Quack finally releases the hold and now picks Red up, ‘BLACK TORNADO SLAM’ (Spinning Inverted Samoan Drop) ON RED! (Oh!) Quack covers, 1…2… SHOULDER UP! Quack picks Red up and gives him a scoop slam and now points to the top. Quack climbs up the turnbuckle and positions himself, SWANTON MISSES! Quack gets to his feet and Red kicks him in the gut and leaps on his back, ‘CODE RED’ (Sunset Flip Powerbomb) CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO! QUACK KICKS OUT! Red gets to his feet and stomps on Quack and now picks him up and nails him with a few right hands. Red shoots Quack to the corner and Quack hits hard. Red runs up and Quack nails him with an elbow. Quack runs up, PALM STRIKE MISSES! Quack turns around and Red spin kicks him in the gut, BRAINBUSTER! (Oh!) Red points to the corner and now climbs up top. Red perches himself, ‘INFRARED’ (540 Corkscrew Senton) MISSES! Red hits hard and now Quack gets to his feet and lifts him up, HE SETS HIM UP FOR THE ‘QUACKENDRIVER’ (Reverse Crucifix Powerbomb) BUT RED SQUIRMS OUT OF IT! Red wraps Quack up from behind and pushes him into the ropes and hits the okana roll, 1…2…3 KICK OUT! Quack gets to his feet and runs up to Quack and Quack with a tilt-a-whirl, BUT HE HOLDS HIM UP, ‘QUACKENDRIVER II’ (Cross Legged Reverse Piledriver) ON RED! (Oh!) Quack covers, 1…2…3!

Mike Rether: WHAT A MATCH!

John House: Eh.

Mike Rether: And give it up for both these guys, they gave the fans a lot here, WAIT A MINUTE! DEREK FRAZIER JUST HIT THE RING!

Frazier hits the ring and has the Junior Heavyweight Title in hand. Quackenbush turns around AND FRAZIER NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT! (Boos!)
Winner: Mike Quackenbush via Quackendriver II in 15:21

Rating: 92%

Mike Rether: Well what was a great match just turned sour thanks to Derek Frazier. And I personally hope that Quackenbush does keep his promise next week, as he battle Derek Frazier for the Junior Heavyweight Title. But now ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it’s your Main Event. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Main Event of the evening! And it is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Russia, weighing 300 pounds, NIKITAAAAA SPUTNIIIIIIK!

~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie hits and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik walks through the curtain covered with the Russian Flag. Sputnik gets to the center of the entrance ramp and holds the flag up and starts walking down the ramp, with the flag blowing behind him. The fans continue to boo as Sputnik climbs inside the ring and starts waving the flag around the ring before draping it on the turnbuckle. Sputnik proceeds to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent. From Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, CHRIIIIIIS HEEEEERO!

~I AM! Smelling like a rose that somebody gave me, cuz I’m DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero walks out through the curtain. Hero stares down at the ring at Sputnik who’s getting ready. Hero walks down the aisle not paying any attention to the fans as he climbs inside the ring. Hero continues to stare down Sputnik while taking off his jacket. Hero starts getting ready now as the music finally fades out)

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Main Event: Nikita Sputnik vs. Chris Hero

The bell rings and Sputnik stares down Hero. Hero and Sputnik start to circle and now Hero gets in the corner where the Russian flag is draped across the turnbuckle. Hero picks it up and puts it to his face and blows his nose on it! Sputnik runs up to attack but Hero steps away from him and starts clubbing him in the back with clubbing forearms. Hero starts stomping away at the leg of Sputnik now and takes him down to a knee. Hero runs off the ropes and stomps Sputnik in the back, taking him down to the mat completely. Hero starts showboating a bit now and then starts stomping Sputnik again. Hero picks Sputnik up but Sputnik brushes Hero’s hands away and gives him a hard chop! (Wooo!) Hero goes to grab Sputnik again but Sputnik gives him a few forearms that send Hero to the mat. Sputnik stomps Hero now but Hero moves into the ropes and the referee backs off Sputnik. Hero gets to his feet and Sputnik comes up but Hero nails him with a couple forearms this time. Hero lifts Sputnik’s head up and gives him a hard chop to the chest but Sputnik doesn’t feel it and chops Hero to the mat! Sputnik picks Hero up and Hero nails him with another forearm but Sputnik delivers a knee to the gut. Sputnik picks Hero up in a suplex but drapes him over the top rope! Sputnik nails Hero with a few forearms and now runs the ropes AND HITS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT THAT SENDS HIM TO THE FLOOR! Sputnik goes to the floor and starts stalking Hero but Hero starts walking away from him. Sputnik walks up and grabs him from behind AND RUNS HIM INTO THE GUARDRAIL! (Oh!) Sputnik stomps Hero now and picks him back up and takes him to the stairs. Sputnik grabs Hero by the head but Hero nails him with a right to the gut AND BANGS SPUTNIK’S HEAD AGAINST THE STEPS! (Oh!) Hero slides in the ring now and runs to the ropes. Hero bounces off, AND BASEBALL SLIDES THROUGH THE ROPES HITTING SPUTNIK AND SENDING HIM OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE FANS! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Mike Rether: Well apparently this isn’t going to be a wrestling match that Hero is known for, he’s turning this thing into a street fight.

John House: I’m sure he’s just letting Sputnik know how much he’s pissed him off when it comes to him trying to get the Heavyweight Title.

Sputnik gets to his feet in the fans but Hero quickly nails him with a hard right hand as he gets to the outside. Hero grabs Sputnik now and brings him back into the ringside area and now shoves him back in the ring. Hero climbs in and quickly nails a stomp to Sputnik. Sputnik starts getting to his feet but Hero runs up and gives him a single leg dropkick! Hero with the cover, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out. Hero gets to his feet and keeps his distance from Sputnik but once again runs up and stomps him in the back. Sputnik tries getting to his feet but Hero delivers an elbow to the back of the head! Hero rolls him over and covers, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out. Hero picks Sputnik up and Sputnik nails Hero with a big chop! (Wooo!) Hero goes for a punch but Sputnik blocks it and nails another chop! (Wooo!) Sputnik goes for a right hand but Hero blocks it and nails a big forearm that sends Sputnik in the corner. Hero runs up and receives a forearm from Sputnik! Hero backs up dazed but now runs up and Sputnik goes to kick him but Hero grabs the boot AND RAKES HIM IN THE EYES! Sputnik turns around into the ropes and Hero runs up AND HITS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! (Oh!) Sputnik falls and Hero covers, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out and Hero is livid! Hero gets in the referees face but now goes back to work on Sputnik, stomping him a few more times. Sputnik starts getting up but Hero stomps him on the hand! Hero now wraps him up in a sleeper hold but Sputnik starts getting back up, AND DROPS HIM IN A JAWBREAKER! Sputnik starts getting up but Hero comes up and nails him with a kick to the head but Sputnik is still getting up! Hero backs up and runs up for a kick, BUT SPUTNIK CATCHES HIM AND PULL HIM INTO A T-BONE SUPLEX! (Oh!) Sputnik covers, 1…2, Hero kicks out!

Mike Rether: Beautiful counter there by the big Russian and Hero didn’t see that one coming.

Sputnik gets to his feet and picks Hero up but Hero shoves him off and gives him a chop! (Wooo!) Sputnik retaliates with a few forearms and now sends him to the ropes. Hero comes back and ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes again BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY A BIG BOOT! (Oh!) Sputnik picks Hero up and gives him a reverse atomic drop and now shoots him off again. Hero bounces off, BACK BODY DROP FROM SPUTNIK! Sputnik with the cover, 1…2… Hero kicks out. Sputnik picks up Hero and sends him to the corner. Sputnik runs up and gets kicked in the head by Hero! Hero climbs up the turnbuckle, LEAPS OFF WITH A BACK ELBOW BUT SPUTNIK MOVES! Hero hits hard and now Sputnik climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Hero gets to his feet and turns around, LEAPING CLOTHESLINE FROM SPUTNIK CONNECTS! Sputnik with the cover, 1…2… Hero kicks out! Sputnik gets to his feet and picks Hero up and nails a scoop slam. Sputnik hits the ropes and leaps up AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP! Sputnik covers again, 1…2, Hero kicks out! Sputnik picks Hero up and shoots him in the corner. Sputnik runs up and goes for a splash BUT HERO MOVES! Sputnik hits the corner hard and now Hero rolls him up in a school boy, AND PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES, 1…2… SPUTNIK KICKS OUT! Hero gets to his feet but Sputnik manages to nail him with a kick to the ribs. Sputnik brings Hero out of the corner and lifts him up in a torture rack. Sputnik screams and now spins Hero out of it AND HERO LANDS BEHIND HIM AND ROLLS HIM UP IN ANOTHER SCHOOL BOY, THIS TIME HOOKS THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!
Winner: Chris Hero via Pinfall in 15:24

Rating: 83%

Mike Rether: AND HERO STEALS THIS ONE FROM SPUTNIK!

John House: Sputnik thought he had Hero right where he wanted him but Hero shows ONCE AGAIN why he’s the man that’s going to lead this company one day as its Heavyweight Champion. A BEAUTIFUL win, by Chris Hero.

Mike Rether: And you gotta wonder now just what’s going to happen next week. Will Hero get the title shot at Danielson? WE’LL SEEYA NEXT WEEK!

(Show fades with Hero exiting up the ramp, and laughing as Sputnik is trying to explain that Hero held his tights for the win)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

Overall Show Rating: 86%

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, September 25th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: Mike Quackenbush

(The camera fades on Mike Quackenbush standing by)

Mike Quackenbush: Derek Frazier. There’s no doubt in my mind that you accept my challenge for next week. And there’s no doubt in my mind that I kinda hurt your pride a little bit the other night at PWK TV… Otherwise I don’t think that little love tap you gave me after my match with Red would’ve happened. My heads still killing me. But it doesn’t matter. Because come next week at PWK TV, my head will stop hurting once I step in that ring with you Frazier. And I promise you, just like I promised Generico, I’m taking that belt from you. So Frazier… Get ready, because I am. Quack, quack!

(Quackenbush looks into the camera as it fades out)

PWK Promo: The Helms Brothers

(The camera fades on Eric and Andrew Helms who are standing by)

Eric Helms: Will Storm and Ares. Gotta give it to you boys. You guys put up a hell of a fight the other night against me and my brother. And of course, gotta hand it to ya again. The better team won. But to you guys, and to all you fans out there that think the Helms Brothers are down and out of the game, THAT’S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!

Andrew Helms: That’s right. Each and every single time me and Eric go out there to that ring. We got three things in mind. Win, win, and win. But if it just so HAPPENS, that the other team, or our single’s opponents should happen to beat us. We’ll humbly either shake their hands, or we’ll take the loss and we’ll work on our game so that we’re better the next go round.

Eric Helms: And trust us when we say that the next time we get in that ring, the Helms Brothers will be better than ever, and we won’t go down with another loss. Brothers…

Andrew Helms: IN!

Eric Helms: ARMS!

(The Helms Brothers lock up as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Jay Man

(The camera fades in on Jay Man who’s standing by)

Jay Man: First off let me just say right now that I’m not going to be talking about Jade Diamond because he doesn’t concern me. What concerns me, is Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere, the Backseat Boyz. Backseat Boyz, I’m a pretty passive kinda guy… It take a LOT for me to reach my breaking point. Usually somebody rubs me the wrong way, disrespects me and what not, I just take it with a grain of salt and move on. But getting screwed over is completely a different story, and that’s exactly what you two did at PWK TV this week. You screwed me over, and I HATE being screwed over. So instead of taking what you two did to me the other night with a grain of salt and moving on, I’m gonna go the opposite direction. This Tuesday night, at PWK TV, I’m gonna be there, and I’m gonna be looking for you two.

(Jay Man walks off as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: The Best From The West

(The camera fades in on Jade Diamond and Trey Reed, sitting on a couch, both with a glass of champagne in their hands, raising them in a toast)

Jade Diamond: To yet another successful night, for at least one of us…

Trey Reed: I’ll drink to that.

(They both clang their glasses together and take a sip)

Trey Reed: Jade, I don’t know how you do it. Great condo, great champagne, and without a doubt, a great partner…

Jade Diamond: Oh stop, you’re gonna make me blush.

Trey Reed: No I’m serious man, how the hell do you do it?

Jade Diamond: Well Trey, buddy old pal… Sometimes in life, it isn’t what you know, it’s who you know… Fortunately for me, I’m able to have both of those qualities. Haha.

Trey Reed: Jade… Did I ever tell you that you’re my hero?

Jade Diamond: And you Trey, are the wind beneath my wings…

(Suddenly a woman walks up and hands Diamond an envelope)

Woman: This just came for you sir.

Jade Diamond: Thank you.

(The woman walks off and both Diamond and Reed take a peek at her as she walks out the door)

Jade Diamond: Now what is this…

(Diamond opens up the envelope and pulls out a piece of paper and starts to read it. After a few seconds of reading, Jade gets a grin on his face)

Jade Diamond: Well Trey, it appears as if we’ve got more celebrating to do.

Trey Reed: Is that so? Why’s that, Jade?

Jade Diamond: Apparently, I have got a match Tuesday night… Against Bryan Danielson…

Trey Reed: Say what? You’ve got a title shot already?

Jade Diamond: Sadly no. It’s non title… But good news nevertheless. I mean think about it… If I beat Danielson, then that means the Best From The West is one step closer to gaining some gold.

Trey Reed: I LIKE IT!

Jade Diamond: Indeed. And I want you out there with me.

Trey Reed: Consider it done.

Jade Diamond: To a SOON, superb victory…

(Jade and Trey raise their glasses up and clang them again as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Bryan Danielson

(The camera fades in on Bryan Danielson who is standing by, holding the Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder)

Bryan Danielson: Chris Hero… At Politically Incorrect, we had probably the best match in our careers here in Pro Wrestling KING. At Politically Incorrect… You and I, we went to the time limit. And I’ll go ahead and admit it… Yes, you did hit me with the ‘Hero’s Welcome.’ Yes, you did have me pinned… But yes, the time limit expired, and YES I AM STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! You can argue about it all you want. You can keep telling yourself that you got screwed over, you can keep telling yourself that there’s a conspiracy going on, preventing you becoming the PWK Heavyweight Champion. But the truth of the matter is this Hero… There is no conspiracy. And you’re not getting screwed over. The truth is, you’re just a little bit jealous of my status here in Pro Wrestling KING. And you cannot, you CANNOT STAND the fact that I’m the champion. You’ve gone out of your way to continuously get yourself title shots, and each time you’ve gotten a shot at this belt, you always have some excuse as to why you’ve been beaten. And there is no doubt in my mind that you’ll continue to come up with some excuse, but that’s all well and fine. Because the more excuses you make Hero, the more you prove to everyone if they haven’t figured it out already, that you’re nothing but a sniveling cry baby.

(Danielson pauses for a moment and gains his thoughts)

Bryan Danielson: Nikita Sputnik… At Politically Incorrect you earned yourself a shot at any title holder in this company… And quite honestly, there was no doubt in my mind that you would be challenging me for the title. I think anybody else would’ve done the same thing. I know I would. You saw your chance to go after the major title in the company, you saw your chance to make a name for yourself by going after me, and honestly, I’m flattered. Now, of course with challenging me for the belt comes a little bit of trouble and red tape… And of course I’m talking about Chris Hero. Naturally, he’s gonna stick his nose into your business, and on behalf of Hero since I know he’s not going to do it, I apologize for his actions. But I want you to know Nikita, that despite Hero beating you the other night, that doesn’t change my opinion of you in any way, and him beating you certainly does not change the fact that you still want a shot at this belt, and it doesn’t change the fact that I’m still willing to put this belt on the line against you. So as far as Hero goes, you can forget about him, because he has no say in whether or not you and I step inside the ring, only the suits in the PWK Office do, and believe me, they’re getting tired of seeing me beat Hero time and time again. So Nikita, I said it the other night, and I’ll say it here now… Any time, any place, and anywhere, I’ll put this belt on the line against you.

(Danielson stares into the camera as it fades out)

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, September 28th 2009




INSIDERS EDITION w/Mike Rether and John House

(After a few short clips of recent PWK footage, the Insiders Edition logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades in on Mike Rether and John House)

Mike Rether: Good evening and welcome one and all, to another edition, of the Insiders Edition, I’m your host, Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “Your ACTUAL HOST” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: Oh so does that mean you can run things around here while I go ahead and have a night off?

John House: You know as much as the ratings would SORE with me being the one taking care of business here, I can’t let you take a day off, Mike. After all, you do need the job.

Mike Rether: To be honest with you, John, I don’t want to take a day off because unlike you, I actually love this job.

John House: Ah, you love just about anything.

Mike Rether: Fans, we’ve got a great show tonight. We’ve got a lot of headlines to cover, we’ve got the PWK TV preview coming up in a little bit. And also, it’s been a good minute, but The Spotlight is back tonight, and our guest will be the man who challenged Bryan Danielson last week on PWK TV for the title, Nikita Sputnik!

John House: Finally we actually have a good guest.

Mike Rether: So let’s get right things here with the headlines!

Will Chris Hero Get Another Title Shot?

Mike Rether: Last week on PWK TV, Chris Hero once again complained about not becoming the Heavyweight Champion at Politically Incorrect, and once again demanded another title shot against Bryan Danielson. He did not however get his wish, as Nikita Sputnik came down to the ring and not only AGREED with Hero that he was screwed over at Politically Incorrect, but he also told Hero that he was challenging Danielson for the title, told Hero that when he would beat Danielson, he would give him the first title shot, and that didn’t sit too well with Hero.

John House: Well of course it doesn’t sit well with Hero, because Hero is the one destined to dethrone Danielson. Plain and simple.

Mike Rether: And of course, after a couple more words from Hero, Bryan Danielson would then come out and take away at the spotlight from those two, telling Sputnik that he’d put the belt up against him whenever he wants it, and also telling Hero that if he complains enough to get another shot at the belt, he’d put it on the line against him yet again, but told them both to go ahead and sort things out which lead Travis Martin to come out and declare that Sputnik will be the man to face Danielson for the title, but decided to put Hero and Sputnik in the Main Event of the evening, and told Hero that if he beat Sputnik-

John House: Which he did.

Mike Rether: *AHEM!* If he beat Sputnik, he would think about giving Hero another shot at the title. Now, Hero did beat Sputnik, but, typical Hero, he cheated his way to victory.

John House: Still won the match.

Mike Rether: Yes, he still won the match, but the question still going around is will he face Danielson again?

John House: Well he won the damn match so obviously Travis Martin or Jay B. whomever wants to take the credit, HAS to book Hero against Danielson once more.

Mike Rether: Well now wait a minute, if I heard Travis Martin correctly, he said that if Hero was able to beat Sputnik, he’d THINK about giving him the title shot. Thinking and doing are two separate things.

John House: Yeah well I THINK that if Martin doesn’t give Hero the title shot, then obviously the fact will be proven, that there IS a conspiracy against Hero, and Hero IS being screwed out of the Heavyweight Title.

Quackenbush vs. Frazier Signed For PWK TV

Mike Rether: Last week on PWK TV, Mike Quackenbush, upset and disgusted with how Derek Frazier is acting as PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, publically challenged him to a match for tomorrow night, before his match with Amazing Red. Now Quackenbush won his match with Red, but was blindsided shortly after, as Derek Frazier climbed in the ring and nailed him with the Junior Heavyweight Title. Recently, Quackenbush figured that because of his actions on PWK TV, Frazier has accepted the title shot, but the match was yet to be finalized… Until now. Tomorrow night, Mike Quackenbush goes after Frazier for the Junior Heavyweight Championship, and he’s doing this for El Generico.

John House: Yeah, apparently before Generico left, and may I remind you this was AFTER Frazier beat Generico for the belt… Apparently he asked Quackenbush personally to make sure that Frazier doesn’t last a month as champion… I hope that Frazier shuts them BOTH up, by keeping that belt for as long as humanly possible.

Mike Rether: And right now, we’ve got an interview with Frazier, we’ll be back in a moment…

(The camera fades to a prerecorded interview with Derek Frazier. Frazier is standing by with the Junior Heavyweight Title around his shoulder)

Derek Frazier: Mike Quackenbush. Haha. First I gotta ask, how’s the head? Haha. Woo, aside from being probably the best Junior Heavyweight Champion that PWK has ever seen, I’m not that bad of a comedian either. So Quackenbush, you go and you challenge me for the belt, and then without my say so, PWK decides to go ahead and book the match for PWK TV. You, me, and my belt on the line. And I gotta say that I’m a little upset that the PWK suits didn’t even ask me for my permission, but I’ll let it slide just this once, because on PWK TV, not ONLY will I shatter your hopes and dreams of becoming the Junior Heavyweight Champion, but I’ll also be shattering the hopes and wishes of your little buddy El Generico… Hmmm, that name sounds familiar, where do I know that name from? OH YEAH! I BEAT HIM FOR THIS BELT AT POLITICALLY INCORRECT, AND IN DOING SO I RAN HIM OUT OF THE COMPANY! Now Quackenbush, you want a piece of me, huh? You want to test your luck at trying to take this belt away from me? Well you get your chance on PWK TV this week… I would say good luck, but everybody knows you’re not going to need it, what you’ll need is a miracle, in order to beat me.

(Frazier starts laughing as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: Well Frazier seems confident.

John House: And I’ll bet Quackenbush is shaking in his boots.

Mike Rether: I highly doubt that.

Jay Man Wants A Piece Of The Backseat Boyz

Mike Rether: Last week, Jay Man found himself ready to get a big win here in PWK as he was about to try and finish off Jade Diamond and Trent Acid in a 3 Way Dance, when Johnny Kashmere blatantly interfered himself in the match, pushing Jay Man off the turnbuckle, causing the distraction on Jay Man to allow Trent Acid to regain his senses, and nail Jay Man with the ‘Yakuza Kick’ to pick up the victory. Now Jay Man on Livewire has stated that he’s going to be at PWK TV tomorrow night, and he’s going to be looking for the Backseat Boyz, personally I think he’s a man on a mission.

John House: He’s a man with a freaking death wish if he thinks he’s gonna take on the Backseat Boyz on his own.

Mike Rether: Very true. Well we’ll see what happens tomorrow night.

PWK TV Preview

Mike Rether: Well alright, let’s run down what you fans will be seeing tomorrow night on PWK TV. Now keep in mind, this is just the first draft of the card, there might be more, who knows…

Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Mike Rether: Well Kojima has had his bit of bad luck with Bo Slade as of late, but we’ll see what he can do as he goes up against young up and comer Chris Evans. Evans made his debut back at Gold Rush in that 10 Man Battle Royal that El Generico won to become the Junior Heavyweight Champion. Since then he’s been working for our sister company, the EGWA and has been impressing a lot of people I might add. Tomorrow night, we’ll see how he does against the “Japanese Sensation,” and it should be a good one.

John House: Or in my opinion, a bathroom break quality match.

Hardcore Jay vs. Ryan Conner

Mike Rether: Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones will be in singles action this week. Hardcore Jay will be taking on Ryan Conner, and personally I think Ryan Conner has the short end of the stick in this deal. Conner teamed up with Nikita Sputnik a few weeks ago to defeat the team of Duke Jupiter and Cloudy of Up In Smoke and he’s just looking for that big win to get him over the top here in PWK. Hardcore Jay as you all know has been in an ongoing battle with the Elements Of Darkness consisting of Jonas Testament, Daniel Reed Helton, and Sebastian Black. And things haven’t really been going his and his partner Hardcore Jones’ way, but tomorrow night those two will take a break from their, and I use this term loosely, “respective” rivals.

John House: I don’t see how you can say that about the E.O.D. You know if anything they should be the most respected team in Pro Wrestling KING. And I know one thing, if they don’t have the respect, they’ll sure as hell GET the respect they deserve.

Hardcore Jones vs. Roderick Strong

Mike Rether: Certainly a big match in Hardcore Jones career as he takes on the North American Champion, Roderick Strong. And though this is NOT a title match, it would certainly be a big win for Hardcore Jones and would definitely boost him up the ladder for a possible title shot.

John House: The only thing I see when I think of Jones coming out of this match, is I see a broken back, courtesy of the “Messiah Of The Backbreaker” Roderick Strong.

Junior Heavyweight Title: Mike Quackenbush vs. Derek Frazier ©

Mike Rether: And of course we already talked about it earlier. Mike Quackenbush takes on the newly crowned Junior Heavyweight Champion, “Pure Impact” Derek Frazier.

John House: And Frazier is definitely gonna give Quackenbush some pure impact if you know what I mean.

Mike Rether: Well that remains to be seen.

BLKout vs. Up In Smoke

Mike Rether: What will certainly be a fast and high paced match, in tag action the BLKout, Ruckus and Sabian, will be taking on Cheech and Cloudy of Up In Smoke. Ruckus and Sabian recently lost the opportunity to achieve the Tag Team Titles at Politically Incorrect as they suffered a loss to the Strong Style Thugs, but they showed a lot of heart and came so close to capturing the belts.

John House: And yet so far.

Mike Rether: And both Cheech and Cloudy, they’ve won a few here and there but are certainly still trying to find their niche here in PWK. But despite who wins this thing, it’s sure to be one enjoyed by all.

Main Event: Jade Diamond vs. Bryan Danielson

Mike Rether: And certainly another big match for someone’s career here in PWK, Jade Diamond will Main Event his first match here in Pro Wrestling KING, as he takes on the Heavyweight Champion, Bryan Danielson.

John House: And from what we… Or from what I’VE seen as of late, Jade Diamond and his partner Trey Reed, those guys are the goods when it comes to tag teams here in Pro Wrestling KING. Jade Diamond for one, total class act. The guy has style, taste, money, he’s got it all. Trey Reed, he beat the tar out of Scotty Priest last week. He’s got a great look, great technique, trust me Mike, Danielson’s got a big problem coming up in that of Jade Diamond.

Mike Rether: Well that’s your opinion, but I think everyone knows that Danielson doesn’t back down from any man, and certainly he’s going to, I’ll just go ahead and say “welcome” Jade Diamond into the PWK properly, and into the Main Event status.

John House: Jade Diamond, this is John House speaking, I’m rooting for you all the way buddy.

The Spotlight w/Nikita Sputnik

Mike Rether: And now folks we’re gonna take this time to put Nikita Sputnik, in The Spotlight. And here he comes now.

(Nikita Sputnik walks into view and shakes Mike Rether’s hand as he sits down next to him)

Mike Rether: Good evening Nikita and thanks for joining us this week.

Nikita Sputnik: Yes, thank you. Eet ees good to be here.

Mike Rether: Well I guess the first question that’s on everyone’s mind, is when are you going to challenge Danielson for the Heavyweight Title?

Nikita Sputnik: Ah. You don’t eh, how do you say… Sugarcoat eet. I challenge Bryan Danielson, whenever he ees ready for me. He say that he vill face me any time… Any place… And any where’s. That shows me that he is true champeeon. But, eef I may say… Unlike any opponent that Danielson face heer in Pro Wrestleeng Keeng… I am without shadow of doubt, true, and better opponent.

Mike Rether: Well what about guys like Homicide, and what about the man that beat you last week, Chris Hero?

Nikita Sputnik: Plez, don’t make me out to be bad guy in dees. I’m not sayeeng that guys like eh, Homeecide, or Crees Hero aren’t worthy opponent. I’m just sayeeing that right now, I, Nikeeta Sputneek, am the better man for the job. I respect Homeecide, and I respect Crees Hero…

Mike Rether: Now wait just a second. You’re saying that you respect Chris Hero after he cheated you last week?

Nikita Sputnik: Eef I were in hees shoes, I would do same theeng. Crees Hero is very respected man een my country, and eet was weeth respect on how he beat me. But just because he cheat me last week, does not mean that I won’t get title shot at Danielson.

Mike Rether: So you have no malice in your heart whatsoever with Chris Hero?

Nikita Sputnik: Not at all. And to show thees, I steel give Hero title shot once I beat Danielson.

Mike Rether: You’re very confident about beating Bryan Danielson. What makes you so sure that you can beat him?

Nikita Sputnik: Bryan Danielson, I have much respect for. He ees good wrestler. He is good champion. But I am seex foot seex. I am three hundred pound athlete. No man. Can match up weeth me. No man can match my strength. And no man can defeat me when I set goal. And my goal ees to become Heavyweight Champion, in Pro Wrestleeng Keeng. So I say to Bryan Danielson… Whenever you are ready. I am ready.

Mike Rether: Well there you have it fans, Nikita Sputnik is ready… And I know Bryan Danielson is always ready. We’ll see you next week for another edition, of the Insiders Edition. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll seeya tomorrow night for PWK TV!

(FADE TO PWK logo)



PWK TV CARD

Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

Tag Team
BLKout vs. Up In Smoke

Non Title
Hardcore Jones vs. Roderick Strong

Junior Heavyweight Title
Mike Quackenbush vs. Derek Frazier ©

Hardcore Jay vs. Ryan Conner

[b] Main Event: Non Title
Jade Diamond vs. Bryan Danielson

(CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, September 29th 2009




PWK TV

(A few clips of recent PWK footage begins to play set to the song “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a few moments, the PWK logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are cheering and both Mike Rether and John House welcome us in)

Mike Rether: WE ARE LIVE FROM THE KING’S COLISEUM, THIS IS P-W-K TV! Hello everyone I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John “LARGE AND IN CHARGE” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And we’ve got a BIG show lined up for you tonight. If you didn’t catch the Insiders Edition last night, then you missed out on what you’re going to see here. But don’t worry because we’re going to run by a few matches for you. For instance, tonight you’ll be seeing Hardcore Jones take on Roderick Strong. The North American Champion will NOT be putting the belt on the line, but if Jones can beat him here tonight, it’ll be a big boost for him.

John House: But like I said last night, I see Jones coming out of this match, with a broken back!

Mike Rether: Also tonight, Jones’ tag team partner, Hardcore Jay, will be taking on Ryan Conner. And let’s not forget about the Junior Heavyweight Title match. It will be Mike Quackenbush challenging the current champion, Derek Frazier. And Mike Quackenbush does not only want to take the title off Frazier for himself, he wants to do it, for his friend El Generico. And in the Main Event, Jade Diamond goes one on one, with the Heavyweight Champion, Bryan Danielson.

John House: And as much as I HOPE Diamond beats him here tonight… I hope he doesn’t do too much damage, because Chris Hero wants to finish Danielson off, FOR GOOD!

Mike Rether: And as I understand, Chris Hero WILL be here tonight, but we’ll worry about that later. Right now let’s go to the ring for our first match of the night!

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 215 pounds, CHRIIIIIIIS EVVVVVVVANS!

~WE ATTACK!~

(“Attack” by System Of A Down starts up and Chris Evans walk out from behind the curtains. He stops on the stage and listens to the cheering fans before raising his fist in the air, and then sprints down to the ring. Evans slides inside the ring and goes to the turnbuckle, climbs up and raises his fist in the air again, getting the fans pumped up as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 205 pounds, TSUYOSHIIIIII KOOOOOJIMA!

("We Die Young" by Alice “N” Chains hits and Kojima makes his way out onto the entrance ramp. Kojima stands at the center of the ramp and bows towards the ring and now starts walking down the aisle. He makes his way down and enters the ring stepping to the center and bowing to the official. He then turns and bows to the fans and then starts to stretch out as the music fades)

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Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima

The bell sounds and now Evans and Kojima circle each other up. Evans sticks his hand out and Kojima shakes it quickly and continues to circle. Evans and Kojima lock up and Evans quickly goes behind Kojima and takes him down with a waist lock takedown. Evans goes into a front chancery but Kojima reverses it into a hammerlock. Evans gets to his feet and Kojima gets him in a headlock. Evans shoots Kojima to the ropes and Kojima nails a shoulder tackle sending Evans to the mat. Kojima hits the ropes and leaps over Evans. Kojima hits the ropes again and goes under a leaping Evans and stays there. Evans turns around and Kojima kicks him in the gut, wraps around his arm and rolls him in a pinfall, 1…2, Evans kicks out. Both back to their feet and Kojima hits an arm drag! Both back to their feet and now Evans hits the arm drag but holds on and gets to his feet and hits a magistral cradle! (Claps!) 1…2, Kojima kicks out! Kojima goes for a quick sweep but Evans leaps in the air and evades it. Evans goes for a roundhouse but Kojima ducks under it and goes for a sidekick but Evans catches it and spins him around. Evans with a kick but Kojima grabs it AND BACKFLIPS EVANS TO HIS FEET AND WE’RE AT A STANDOFF! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: WOW! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

John House: Obviously they just did a bunch of stupid crap that nobody cares about.

Mike Rether: Try telling these fans that, they’re loving this!

Kojima and Evans circle up again and now go for a test of strength. Evans and Kojima lock up and struggle for position but Evans manages to take Kojima into a bridge. Kojima holds the bridge but now starts coming back up and gets back to a vertical base. Kojima struggles for a moment and now kicks Evans arm away AND HITS A JUDO THROW! (Claps!) Evans gets back to his feet and gets taken down by a dropkick! Kojima covers, 1…2, Evans kicks out and Kojima locks in an armbar. Evans rolls backwards to his feet and now hits a cartwheel and takes Kojima in an arm ringer. Kojima rolls on the mat and hits a handspring and takes Evans in an arm ringer again. Evans walks to the turnbuckle and now leaps up and springs off the ropes, AND HITS A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER! (Claps!) Kojima starts to get to his feet but Evans runs and nails a step up enziguri! (Oh!) Evans with the cover, 1…2, Kojima kicks out!

Mike Rether: And Kojima BARELY kicked out of that one!

Evans picks Kojima up and shoots him to the corner. Evans runs up and nails a clothesline, now hits a snapmare, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE CHEST! Evans hops on the second rope, AND HITS A LEG DROP! (Cheers!) Evans covers, 1…2, Kojima kicks out! Evans picks Kojima up and chops him a few times and now shoots him off the ropes but Kojima ducks under his arm, kicks him in the gut, ASAI DDT! (Oh!) Kojima covers, 1…2… Evans kicks out. Kojima picks Evans up and kicks him a few times, backing him against the turnbuckle. Kojima grabs Evans and shoots him to the far side and Evans hits hard. Kojima runs up and Evans nails him with a kick to the gut and follows with a sunset flip but Kojima rolls to his feet, BASEMENT DROPKICK! (Oh!) Kojima covers again, 1…2, Evans gets the shoulder up! Kojima gets to his feet and stomps down on Evans. Kojima picks Evans up and Evans starts fighting back with right hands. Evans backs Kojima to the corner and picks Kojima up top. Kojima starts fighting back and nails Evans with a right hand that staggers him back. Kojima starts positioning himself but Evans runs up and forearms Kojima! Evans climbs up the turnbuckle and goes for a superplex but Kojima blocks it and lifts him up, and drops him face first on the mat! Kojima perches himself at the top, ‘AFTERBURNER!’ (900 Splash) 1…2…3!
Winner: Tsuyoshi Kojima via Afterburner in 10:11

Rating: 89%

Mike Rether: WOW! WHAT A MOVE AND WHAT A WIN BY KOJIMA!

John House: I gotta admit, that move was pretty cool. He still sucks, but the move was cool.

Mike Rether: Up next, tag team action coming at ya as the Blkout take on Up In Smoke. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, being accompanied by Duke Jupiter. Weighing in at a total combined weight of LESS THAN 420, Cheech and Cloudy, UP-IN-SMMMMOKE!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES TIME GOES BY!~

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by Kottonmouth Kings starts up and the fans cheer as Cheech and Cloudy walk out through the curtain alone. They get to the center of the ramp and realize Jupiter isn’t there. They walk back through the curtain and pull Jupiter out. Jupiter coughs and smoke comes out his mouth and the fans instantly start cheering. Jupiter starts laughing as Cheech and Cloudy help him to the ring. Cheech and Cloudy place Jupiter in their corner and then slide inside the ring getting the fans pumped as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, Ruckus and Sabian, THE BLACKOUT!

~N*GGA ACKS ABOUT ME, N*GGA ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUST-A-LA!~

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as the BLKout walk out through the curtain. Ruckus smokes a Black “N” Mild and starts getting the fans on their feet while Sabian takes his doo rag off his face and throws it in the crowd. The BLKout climb inside the ring and start getting ready as the music fades)

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Up In Smoke vs. BLKout

The bell sounds as Ruckus and Cloudy look to start things off. Ruckus and Cloudy lock up and Ruckus pushes Cloudy back to the ropes. Cloudy struggles to break free but can’t get past him. Ruckus shoots Cloudy to the ropes and now Cloudy bounces off and ducks under a clothesline. Ruckus turns around and Cloudy bounces back off and nails a headscissors! (Claps!) Ruckus gets to his feet and Cloudy runs up but gets taken down with an arm drag. Ruckus holds it in but now Cloudy rolls to his feet and locks Ruckus in an arm ringer. Ruckus spins under his own arm and now shoots Cloudy to the ropes and ducks down. Cloudy leapfrogs him and leaps off the ropes and nails Ruckus with an arm drag! (Claps!) Ruckus gets to his feet but Cloudy kicks him in the gut and nails him with a few forearms. Cloudy shoots Ruckus to the ropes and ducks down. Ruckus hits a sunset flip on Cloudy but Cloudy rolls to his feet and goes for a kick but Ruckus grabs the leg, spins Cloudy and rolls him up in a school boy, 1…2, Cloudy kicks out. (Claps!) Cloudy gets to his feet but Ruckus nails him with a right hand and shoots him off but Cloudy reverses and sends Ruckus. Ruckus hits the ropes and drops Cloudy with a shoulder tackle. Ruckus hits the ropes and leaps over Cloudy and hits the other end. Leapfrog by Cloudy and Ruckus bounces off and Cloudy rolls backwards and comes up grabbing Ruckus by the head, Cloudy stalls and then twists and nails a headscissors on Ruckus! (Claps!) Ruckus gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Cloudy ducks under and wraps him up from behind. Ruckus elbows out of it and hits the ropes DROPKICK CONNECTS! (Oh!) Cloudy covers, 1…2, Ruckus kicks out. Cloudy brings Ruckus up and brings him to the corner, making the tag to Cheech.

Mike Rether: And so far Cloudy has been looking pretty good and we’ll see how Cheech does against the “Joey Styles of Black N Milds.”

John House: The what of who?

Mike Rether: Nothing.

Cheech hops over the top rope and delivers a quick stomp down across the lower back of Ruckus. Cheech stomps him twice more and now picks him up and hits a scoop slam. Cheech hits the ropes and goes for a big leg drop but Ruckus rolls away from it! Ruckus gets to his feet and Cheech runs up with a clothesline but Ruckus ducks underneath and nails him with a dropkick as he turns around! Cheech gets back to his feet and Ruckus nails him with a few right hands and now wraps his arm up in an arm ringer and makes the tag to Sabian. Sabian climbs up the corner and leaps off and nails Cheech with an axe handle to the arm! Sabian wraps his arm up and now chops Cheech a few times backing him to the ropes. Sabian whips Cheech to the ropes and quickly nails a heel kick off the rebound! Sabian covers, 1…2, Cheech kicks out. Sabian gets back up and stomps Cheech in the head and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Cheech comes back and Sabian kicks him in the gut. Sabian hits the ropes and Cheech pops up and kicks Sabian in the gut! Cheech sets him up in a pumphandle and lifts him up, SABIAN COUNTERS WITH A DDT! (Oh!) Sabian makes the cover, 1…2, Cheech kicks out! Sabian picks Cheech up and backs him against the corner and makes the tag to Ruckus. Sabian shoots Cheech to the far corner and now whips Ruckus, ‘RAZZLE DAZZLE!’ (Double Back Handspring Elbow) Cheech is dazed and now Ruckus hits him with a scoop slam and now turns around, STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! (Claps!) Ruckus covers, 1…2… Cloudy makes the save. Ruckus picks Cheech up and Cheech starts fighting back with right hands and now shoots Ruckus to the ropes but Cheech reverses. Ruckus bounces off and ducks a clothesline and pulls Cheech around and goes for a clothesline but Cheech blocks the attempt and spins Ruckus around, NECKRBREAKER TO THE KNEE FOLLOWED BY AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! (Oh!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A COMBINATION!

Cheech slowly crawls to the corner and makes the tag to Cloudy! Cloudy climbs in the ring and nails a dropkick to Sabian. Ruckus comes in and Cloudy nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus comes back and ducks a clothesline. Ruckus turns around but Cloudy kicks him in the gut and now leaps on his back CLOTHESLINE FROM SABIAN TURNS CLOUDY INSIDE OUT! (Oh!) Sabian with the cover, 1…2, Cheech breaks the count. Sabian gets to his feet and kicks Cloudy a few times and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Cloudy goes up and over Sabian and now runs up but Sabian sidesteps him and Cloudy leaps on the ropes and back off AND KNEES SABIAN IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Cloudy makes the cover, 1…2, Sabian kicks out! Cloudy picks Sabian up and forearms him a few times. Cloudy shoots Sabian to the corner and now runs up and gets kicked in the face! Cloudy turns around, SAITO SUPLEX! (Oh!) Sabian climbs up the turnbuckle, BLK Jesus Stomp! Sabian covers and Ruckus nails Cheech off the apron, 1…2…3!
Winners: BLKout via BLK Jesus Stomp in 12:19

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: AND THE BLKOUT WALK OUT WITH A BIG WIN!

John House: Big win? You gotta be kidding me.

Mike Rether: I kid you not.

(The camera fades inside the office of Travis Martin. Martin sits at his desk and suddenly looks up and gets a mean smirk on his face as the camera reveals Chris Hero is standing in front of him)

Travis Martin: Can I help you?

Chris Hero: Cut the crap Martin. You know why I’m here. Once again, last week, I overcame your little odds, and I beat Sputnik. Now you said, if I won, which I did, I’d get my shot at Danielson… Again. Now when is it happening?

Travis Martin: WRONG! Last week I told you that if you beat Sputnik, I would THINK about giving you a title shot at Danielson. And I thought long and hard… For about 5 minutes… And I’ve decided that Sputnik is going to get his shot. And you’re just going to have wait.

Chris Hero: Once again… You’re trying to screw me out of winning the Heavyweight Title… Once again… You’re conspiring against me.

Travis Martin: Oh quit with that conspiracy crap! I’m sick and tired of hearing it and so is everybody else. Now if you don’t mind… I got work to do. Got a show to run, you understand… Oh, and speaking of the show… Stick around, you got a match later on.

Chris Hero: Wonderful. Tell Danielson tonight’s the-

Travis Martin: For the love of… YOU’RE NOT GETTING A SHOT AT THE TITLE! WHAT PART OF THAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!

Chris Hero: What part don’t you understand that I want a title shot?

Travis Martin: Well you’re not getting one till I say so. Period. And the only thing you’ll be getting tonight… Will more than likely be couple broken bones… Because your opponent tonight, is D-J-HYDE! Now… Get out… Before I throw you out.

(Chris Hero looks at Martin with a pissed off look but finally walks away)

Rating: 91%

Mike Rether: CHRIS HERO WILL FACE DJ HYDE TONIGHT!

John House: And there isn’t a conspiracy against Hero… Yeah right. Martin wants to see Hero nearly KILLED!

Mike Rether: Coming up in just a few moments, Hardcore Jay and Ryan Conner will be at each others throats, but I understand that right now Tom Barnes is standing by with the Playas now, Tom what do you got for us?

(The camera fades backstage and you see Tom Barnes standing by with the Hardcore Playas)

Tom Barnes: Guys, you both take a break from teaming tonight and get your feel for singles action. Jay you’ve got Ryan Conner in just a few moments. Jones, you find yourself in a big opportunity to beat the North American Champion, Roderick Strong. What are your thoughts?

Hardcore Jay: You know just because everybody’s seen us team up week in, and week out here in PWK, that doesn’t mean that we don’t have what it takes to go out there in singles action, and do what we do best, and that’s hurt people. You see me and Jones here have an understanding, we look out for each other, we’ve got each others backs no matter what. And also, we’ve agreed that for any reason, if we have an opportunity to get some gold, whether it be tag team, or singles… We’re going after the gold either way, nuff said. As for tonight, Ryan Conner, and Roderick Strong, are both going to realize, that we’re not just the coolest… We’re not just the best… But we are just, HARD-F*CKING-CORE!

(Jay and Jones walk off as the camera fades back to the announcers booth)

Rating: 81%

Mike Rether: Well the Playas… Or at least Hardcore Jay seems confident tonight. And his match with Ryan Conner is up next, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from Long Island, New York, weighing 245 pounds, RYYYYAN CONNNNNER!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!~

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits and Ryan Conner walks out through the curtain. He takes a focused yet cocky walk down to ring. Conner gets down to the ringside area and he slides under the ropes, getting to his feet quickly. Conner walks over to the ropes, then raises his arms up, looking at the fans with another cocky smile. Conner rests against the ropes, looking pretty smug as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Hardcore City, weighing 245 pounds, HARD-CORE-JAY!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot hits and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks through the curtain carrying a barbed wire chair in hand. Jay walks down the aisle and then takes a detour through the crowd. Jay walks through the crowd and now stands up on a chair and raises the barbed wire chair over his head as the fans cheer him on. Jay climbs over the guardrail and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades) [/i] [/center]

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Ryan Conner vs. Hardcore Jay

The bell rings and both Jay and Conner meet in the center of Conner is having some words with him. Conner talks trash to Jay for a few seconds, and slaps him! (Boos!) Jay smirks AND NAILS HIM WITH A SLAP! (You Got Bitch Slapped!) Jay nails Conner with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Conner comes back and Jay kicks him in the gut and now kicks him in the face, CLOTHESLINE! Jay with the cover, 1…2, Conner kicks out. Jay picks Conner up and punches him a few times and knocks him in the corner. Jay rears back and fires a hard chop! (Wooo!) Jay whips Conner to the far side but Conner reverses and sends Jay. Jay hits hard and now Conner runs up and nails a clothesline! Conner shoots Jay to the other side and hits another clothesline! Jay stumbles out of the corner and Conner leaps up on the second turnbuckle, AND HITS A BULLDOG! [/color] Conner covers, 1…2, Jay kicks out.

Mike Rether: Well everything seemed to be going in Jay’s favor but now Conner takes over on offense.

Conner stomps Jay a few times and now delivers an elbow. Conner picks Jay up and forearms him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay comes back and Conner kicks him in the gut and now goes for a suplex but Jay blocks it. Conner tries again but Jay blocks it, AND SUPLEXES CONNER INSTEAD! (Cheers!) Jay gets to his feet and goes to pick Conner up but Conner nails him with a few right hands to the gut. Conner gets up and punches him a few times and now hits the ropes. Conner comes back, and Jay lifts him up for a slam but Conner squirms out of it, REVERSE DDT! (Oh!) Conner with the cover, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Conner slaps on a rear chinlock and now starts screaming for the ref to ask him to tap! (Boos!) Jay starts squirming around and the fans are getting behind him! Jay starts getting to his feet but now Conner starts giving Jay forearm shots to the back! Conner turns Jay around and now kicks him in the gut and picks him up for the ‘Shoulderbreaker’ but Jay squirms out of it! Jay turns Conner around and kicks him in the gut, ‘HARDCORE DROP’ (Screwdriver) (Oh!) Jay covers, 1…2…3!
Winner: Hardcore Jay via Hardcore Drop in 9:45

Rating: 93%

Mike Rether: AND JAY WINS IT!

John House: Barely.

Mike Rether: Oh I’ll admit that, Conner was on fire most of the match but in the end, Jay escaped with the win.

~AND IT LEADS ME TO A NEW DISEASE!~

(“New Disease” by Spineshank starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man walks out through the curtain. Jay Man sprays water mist in the air and then heads down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. Jay Man slides inside the ring and grabs a microphone from Scott Bowman and starts to speak as the music fades)

Jay Man: WHAT’S UP PWK!

(The fans cheer)

Jay Man: I gotta ask you guys a question… Who was here last week, when I was screwed over by the Backseat Boyz?

(The fans start instantly booing)

Jay Man: I know, I know. I was pretty upset too. Which leads me to my next question. How many people here tonight, went onto the PWK website, and checked out the latest Livewire?

(The fans cheer)

Mike Rether: Nice plug of the website if I do say so myself.

John House: What a cheap pop.

Jay Man: So I guess you guys saw my little promo, about how I was gonna come out here tonight looking for the Backseat Boyz?

(The fans cheer)

Jay Man: AND HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT, WANT ME TO GAIN A LITTLE PAYBACK AGAINST EM!?!?!

(The fans cheer)

Jay Man: GOOD! Because it’s been a long, LONG WEEK! And all I gotta say, is TGIT, THANK GOD IT’S TUESDAY! BECAUSE I’M HERE TONIGHT, AND JUST LIKE YOU GUYS, I WANT SOME PAYBACK!

(The fans cheer as Jay Man looks around)

Mike Rether: Well Jay Man granted has the heart of a warrior, but I think he’s getting a little bit too deep trying to take on both the Backseat Boyz.

John House: Heart of a warrior yes, but he’s got the brains the size of a jackass.

~YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!~

Mike Rether: Hold up, wait a minute here…

(“You’ve Got Another Thing Comin” by Judas Priest starts up and the fans cheer as Scotty Priest walks out through the curtain. Priest walks down the aisle, slapping a few hands of fans before sliding in the ring. Priest walks over and grabs another microphone and starts to speak as the music fades)

Scotty Priest: Whoa, whoa, Jay. Hold up just a second. Now all these people know, all the people at home know, and I know, that you want a piece of the Backseat Boyz…

(The fans cheer and Jay Man nods his head)

Scotty Priest: But I think there’s something that these people know, the people at home know, and I know too, that you don’t Jay Man. And that is that you cannot, absolutely cannot, take on the Backseat Boyz, all by yourself.

(The fans cheer as Scotty Priest looks on)

Mike Rether: Well that is true indeed.

Scotty Priest: Now believe me bro, I know you’ve got it in ya to take em on, but I can’t let you do it.

(Jay Man throws his arms up in confusion and the fans kinda give Scotty Priest a couple of boos)

Scotty Priest: UNLESS! You let ME, give you a little bit of backup, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!

(The fans cheer as Jay Man smiles)

Jay Man: Let me get this straight. You wanna be my partner tonight to put a little hurtin on the Backseat Boyz?

Scotty Priest: That’s what I’m sayin.

Jay Man: Well Scotty, I’m sorry but I just can’t agree to that… UNLESS THESE PEOPLE WANNA SEE IT TOO!

(The fans cheer)

Jay Man: Brother, you’ve got yourself a deal.

(Jay Man and Scotty shake hands)

….NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND….

(The big screen comes on and you can see Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere standing by)

Trent Acid: Haha, so boys… You two chumps wanna team up tonight against us? Did I hear that right?

Jay Man: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!

(Cheers)

Trent Acid: You know Jay Man I gotta hand it to ya. Personally I can’t believe that after you got your ass kicked last week, you’d actually show up here tonight, looking to fight the top tag team in this company. But now, honestly I can’t believe that you Scotty Priest, wanna actually help him out, knowing that you’re gonna just get your ass kicked too…

(Boos)

Trent Acid: Well you know Johnny and myself really have no problems with this. We just think it’s pretty funny for you two to even THINK that you can get payback on us… But if it’s a fight ya want… It’s a fight you’ll get. That’s why, we’ll humbly agree to this tag contest later on tonight… So you two idiots can just go ahead and go to the back and get ready… To take a back seat that is, hahaha.

(The big screen goes blank and then the camera fades back to Jay Man and Scotty Priest who are still in the ring)

Jay Man: Scotty, let’s do this shit…

(Scotty Priest and Jay Man high five and then start heading to the back)

Rating: 80%

Mike Rether: AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT ANOTHER MATCH!

John House: You figure that out all by yourself there?

Mike Rether: Eat it, John. Coming up next, Derek Frazier puts the Junior Heavyweight Title on the line against Mike Quackenbush.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the Junior Heavyweight Title. Making his way to the ring first, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing 190 pounds, “Lightning” MIIIIIIKE QUACKENBUSH!

~BREAK ME DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break Me Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush walks out through the curtain. Quack stands at the top of the entrance ramp looking at the fans and then claps his hands together and heads down to the ring. Quack climbs on the apron and slings himself over the ropes and rolls to his feet. Quack starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing 180 pounds, the PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, “Pure Impact” DEREK FRAAAAAAAZIER!

~DON’T STAY!~

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans boo as Derek Frazier walks out through the curtain raising the Junior Heavyweight Championship in the air. Frazier brings the title down and kisses it, and then raises it up, pointing to Quackenbush in the ring saying that he’ll never get it. Frazier heads down the aisle and climbs inside the ring, telling the referee to keep Quackenbush in his corner. Frazier climbs the turnbuckle and raises the title once again with the fans booing. Frazier leaps off the turnbuckle and starts getting ready as the music fades)

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Junior Heavyweight Title: Mike Quackenbush vs. Derek Frazier ©

The bell rings and both Frazier and Quack circle up. Quack and Frazier lock up and Frazier locks on a side headlock. Quack quickly pushes Frazier off and Frazier hits the ropes and takes Quack down with a shoulder tackle. Frazier hits the ropes again and Quack rolls to his stomach and Frazier hops over but stays where he is. Quack climbs to his feet and turns around into a headlock takeover by Frazier! Frazier tightens the hold but now Quack rolls him into a pin, 1, Frazier kicks out and both get to their feet. Frazier goes for a right hand but Quack blocks it and nails a few punches of his own and shoots Frazier to the ropes. Quack goes for a back elbow but Frazier ducks under it and grabs Quack’s arm and shoots him to the ropes instead. Frazier ducks down and Quack hits a sunset flip but rolls through with it but flips on top of Frazier with a bridge! (Claps!) 1…2, Frazier kicks out. Frazier goes for a clothesline but Quack counters with a backslide but Frazier rolls to his feet, BASEMENT DROPKICK ON QUACK! (Oh!) Frazier showboats but now covers, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Frazier picks Quack up and puts him in the corner and nails him with a few chops! Frazier shoots Quack to the corner and now runs up and gets kicked in the face! Frazier backs up and turns around and Quack grabs him from behind, ‘LIGHTNING LOCK’ (Crossface/Over The Shoulder Cloverleaf) AND FRAZIER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Well Mike Quackenbush isn’t really relying on beating Frazier to a pulp tonight for the title. He’s using his brain and is just stretching Frazier to the point of submission. And sometimes I think you need to do that as opposed to power moves.

John House: Frazier’s just letting him do this, Mike. He’s just taking a breather before he really starts hurting Quackenbush.

Mike Rether: I’ll bet…

Quack finally releases the hold and now picks Frazier up and nails him with a chop! (Wooo!) Quack shoots Frazier to the ropes and ducks down. Frazier comes back and kicks Quack in the face. Quack pops up and Frazier leaps up, ENZIGURI! Frazier covers, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Frazier picks Quack up and throws him to through the ropes to the outside. Frazier climbs out of the ring and nails Quack with a stiff kick! Frazier picks Quack up and now nails him with a few chops! (Wooo!) Frazier shoots Quack to the guardrail BUT QUACK REVERSES! Frazier hits the guardrail hard and now Quack brings Frazier back in the ring. Quack climbs on the apron and now Frazier runs up with a right hand but Quack gives him a shoulder to the gut and now slides under the rope through his legs! Frazier turns around and goes for punch but Quack blocks it and now twists around Frazier and lifts him up, ‘BLACK TORNADO SLAM’ (Spinning Inverted Samoan Drop) AND QUACK COVERS, 1…2… FRAZIER KICKS OUT! Quack picks Frazier up and nails a scoop slam and now goes over to the corner and leaps up top, SENTON ATOMICO CONNECTS! Quack with the cover again, 1…2, Frazier gets the shoulder up.

Mike Rether: Quack starting to hit Frazier with everything’s he’s got but Frazier is still alive.

Quack picks Frazier up and Frazier starts fighting back nailing Quack with right hands. Frazier sends Quack to the ropes but Quack goes under the arm and kicks Frazier in the gut and sets him up for a suplex but Frazier spins away and kicks Quack in the gut and double underhooks him but Quack flips Frazier into a pin, 1…2, Frazier kicks out. Frazier and Quack get back to their feet and Frazier kicks Quack in the gut and wraps him up, ‘360 IMPALER!’ (Oh!) Frazier with the cover, 1…2… Quack gets the shoulder up! Frazier looks a little upset at the count and now picks Quack up and nails him with a scoop slam. Frazier climbs up the turnbuckle, DOUBLE STOMP MISSES! Frazier rolls to his feet and runs up and ducks a clothesline from Quack and wraps him up from behind. Quack breaks away from the hold and wraps Frazier up from behind. Frazier moves into the ropes and pushes Quack off. Quack rolls to his feet and runs up to Frazier who lifts him up and over the top and Quack lands on the apron. Frazier turns around and Quack nails him with a big right hand! Frazier backs away, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK NAILS FRAZIER! (Oh!) Frazier wisely rolls to the outside to regain his senses and now goes over to the timekeepers table and grabs the title. Frazier climbs inside and the referee is trying to take the belt from him. Frazier finally gives him the belt and now Quack goes to attack, BUT FRAZIER NAILS QUACK IN THE HEAD WITH BRASS KNUCKLES HE PULLED OUT OF HIS TIGHTS! Frazier throws the knucks away and now covers Quack, 1…2…3!
Winner And Still Junior Heavyweight Champion: Derek Frazier via Pinfall in 12:44

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: THAT SNEAKY, LOW DOWN-

John House: GENIUS!

Mike Rether: What a jip. Mike Quackenbush will not stand for this, I guarantee it.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Hardcore Jay, from Hardcore City, weighing 230 pounds, HARD-CORE-JONES!

("Schism" by Tool begings to play as the lights darken a little with red and blue strobe lights shining on the entrance curtain. A few seconds pass and then Hardcore Jones steps out and lifts "Troy The Skull" up over his head and shakes it as the arena lights up again with the fans cheering. Hardcore Jay walks behind him, smoking a cigarette and now starts talking to Jones, possibly on a gameplan as they head down the aisle. Jones slides inside the ring and then walks over to a turnbuckle, climbs up, and raises "Troy" again and shakes him as the fans continue to cheer)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing 212 pounds, the North American Champions, RODERIIIIIICK STRONNNNNG!

~I DID MY TIME!~

(“Did My Time” by Korn starts up and the fans boo as Roderick Strong makes his way down the aisle carrying the North American Title around his shoulder. Strong climbs inside the ring and stares down Jones and then Jay for a brief couple of seconds before handing the belt to the referee. Strong starts getting ready as the music fades)

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Non Title: Hardcore Jones vs. Roderick Strong

The bell rings and both Jones and Strong lock up in the center of the ring. Strong pushes Jones to the corner but Jones reverses and has Strong in the corner and goes for a clean break. Strong and Jones lock up again and this time Jones backs Strong in the corner and Strong moves Jones around and puts Jones in the corner. Strong goes for a clean break but quickly nails Jones in the gut with a knee and starts hitting him in the back with forearms. Strong picks Jones up and shoots him to the ropes. Jones comes back and ducks a clothesline from Strong. Strong turns around and Jones nails him with a snap jab! And another! And another! Jones whips Strong to the corner and charges in nailing him with a clothesline. Jones pulls Strong out of the corner and lifts him up and nails a scoop slam! (Cheers!) Strong rolls out of the ring and the fans are on their feet! Strong starts talking trash as he gets back to the apron. Jones comes up to the ropes and brings Strong in the hard way! Strong holds his back in pain and now Jones picks him up and nails him with a punch between the eyes that sends him backing into the corner. Jones climbs on the second rope and starts pounding Strong in the head but Strong comes out of the corner and nails a reverse atomic drop, LARIAT BY STRONG! (Oh!) Strong makes the cover, 1…2, Jones kicks out.

Mike Rether: Well Jones had things going his way but one move can change it all and now Strong has the advantage.

Strong picks Jones up in a side slam and NAILS A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1… Jones kicks out. Strong gets to his feet and starts stomping the back of Jones and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Jones hits chest first and now Strong runs up and nails a big forearm to the small of his back! Strong now starts running his shoulder into the back of Jones. Strong turns Jones around and nails him with a chop! (Wooo!) Strong shoots Jones to the corner but Jones reverses and sends Strong. Strong hits the corner and now Jones runs up but takes an elbow to the head. Jones backs up and Strong runs up, BACK BODY DROP! (Cheers!) Strong gets to his feet and Jones kicks him in the gut AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT! Jones covers, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Jones picks Strong up and nails him with a headbutt! Strong is groggy and Jones nails him with another, and another, and another! Strong more groggy than before and now Jones runs to the ropes, HIP TOSS BACKBREAKER BY STRONG! (Oh!) Strong covers, 1…2, Jones gets the shoulder up!

Mike Rether: Unquestionably, Roderick Strong is, and probably will always BE the “Messiah Of The Backbreaker,” and he’s letting Jones find that out here tonight.

John House: HA! Did you expect Jones wouldn’t feel a backbreaker or two?

Strong continues to work on the back of Jones, driving a knee into it and locking on a modified bow and arrow. Jones is in pain and Hardcore Jay starts getting the fans pumped up and rallying for Jones. Strong finally breaks the hold and continues to stomp on Jones’ back. Strong picks Jones up and gives him a chop! (Wooo!) Strong gives Jones a knee to the gut and now lifts him up in a Canadian backbreaker but Jones squirms out of it, BACKSLIDE! 1…2… Strong kicks out! Strong gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Jones ducks underneath it. Strong turns around, CHOKEBREAKER! (Chokeslam Backbreaker) (Cheers!) Jones with the cover, 1…2… Strong kicks out! Jones can’t believe it and Jay is on the outside screaming for Jones to finish it. Jones picks Strong up and lifts him in a body slam but Strong squirms out of it and lands behind Jones and shoves him into the ropes. Strong quickly dives into the corner, and he’s got “Troy The Skull!” Jones doesn’t know what to do as he stays at bay. Strong looks at the skull, smiles and then tosses it to Jones who catches it! Jones tosses the skull to Jay and turns around, RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK BY STRONG! (Oh!) Strong gets to his feet and grabs Jones by the legs, ‘STRONGHOLD’ IS LOCKED IN!(Elevated Boston Crab w/Knee to back) Jay screams for Jones to reach the ropes and he’s fighting for them but Strong pulls Jones back to the center of the ring and tightens the hold, AND HE TAPS!
Winner: Roderick Strong via Stronghold in 12:17

Rating: 94%

Mike Rether: And a good, valiant effort by Hardcore Jones. But Roderick Strong wins this thing here tonight.

John House: Well Jones should’ve known better than to step in the ring with him. But whatever, Strong wins, bottom line.

Mike Rether: Well coming up next, Jay Man and Scotty Priest take on the Backseat Boyz. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to ringside)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making their way to the ring first, at a total combined weight of 380 pounds, JAY MAN AND SCOTTYYYYYY PRIEEEEEST!

~YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!~

(“You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” by Judas Priest starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man and Scotty Priest head down the aisle. Scotty and Jay Man slap a few hands of fans along the way and then both slide inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, weighing at a total combined weight 372 pounds, Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere, THE BACKSEAT BOYYYYYYYYS!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as the Backseat Boyz make their way down to the ring. Acid leads the way, strutting his stuff while Kashmere walks behind him with a cocky smirk. The Backseat Boyz stop in front of a few lady fans at ringside and receive dollar bills and kisses on the cheek before stepping inside the ring. The Backseat Boyz start getting ready now as the music fades)

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Jay Man/Scotty Priest vs. Backseat Boyz

Jay Man and Kashmere start things out and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Kashmere quickly locks Jay Man in a headlock and now takes Jay Man down with a headlock. Jay Man counters out of it and locks a hammerlock in on Kashmere and now puts him down with a headlock takeover. Kashmere grabs Jay Man by the head with his legs and brings him down into a scissors but Jay Man nips up out of it to his feet. Kashmere gets up and Jay Man nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the corner. Jay Man runs up and quickly starts punching away at him again. Jay Man shoots Kashmere to the other side but Kashmere reverses it and sends Jay Man into the turnbuckle. Kashmere rushes at Jay Man and tries for a running forearm but Jay Man rolls out of the way and Kashmere connects with the turnbuckle. Kashmere turns around and Jay Man nails an arm drag! (Cheers!) Jay Man keeps the hold locked in but now Kashmere gets back to his feet and nails Jay Man with a couple forearms to the chest and shoots him off. Jay Man bounces off the ropes and collides with Kashmere and neither go down. Jay Man bounces off the ropes and collides with Kashmere again and he still can’t knock him down. Kashmere starts talking smack and now Jay Man stomps on the foot of Kashmere and hits the ropes and nails a cross body, 1… Kashmere kicks out. Kashmere gets to his feet but gets taken down with a dropkick! Jay Man with the cover, 1…2, Kashmere kicks out. Jay Man picks Kashmere back up but Kashmere shoves him off and makes the tag to Acid. Acid comes in and runs up with a clothesline but Jay Man ducks under it. Acid turns around and Jay Man nails an arm drag on Acid! Jay Man picks Acid up and brings him to the corner and makes the tag to Scotty Priest. Priest comes in and kicks the ribs of Acid and quickly locks Acid in an arm ringer and flips him to his back and continues to hold the arm.

Mike Rether: Jay Man and Scotty Priest appear to be a cohesive unit so far here in the early going of the match. They’re staying on top of both the Backseat Boyz and I think that’s gotta be the best strategy going for em.

John House: I’ve got a better strategy. I think they need to retreat before they get hurt!

Acid makes it back to his feet and nails a quick forearm shot to the head of Priest to break the hold and now Acid nails him with a few more punches and brings him to the corner. Acid starts nailing shoulders and kicks to the gut of Priest and now the referee backs Acid up allowing Kashmere to start interfering by choking Priest with the tag rope! Acid comes back up to Priest and nails him with a few right hands and now brings him to the ropes and shoots him off. Priest hits the ropes and then leaps over a fallen Acid. Priest runs to the ropes, BUT KASHMERE PULLS THE ROPES DOWN SENDING PRIEST TO THE FLOOR! (Boos!) Acid and Kashmere climb down out of the ring and start putting the boots on Priest. Jay Man in the ring now hits the ropes and comes back, NO HANDS PLANCHA ONTO EVERYBODY! (PWK! PWK!) Jay Man gets Priest to his feet and puts him back in the ring. Jay Man grabs Acid now and shoves him in the ring. Priest stomps away on Acid and now picks him up and delivers a couple of hard chops! (Wooo!) Acid backs into the corner and now Priest shoots him off but Acid reverses and sends Priest. Priest comes back and gets kicked in the gut by Acid and Acid hits a snap suplex! Acid covers, 1…2, Priest kicks out. Acid picks Priest up and brings him to the corner and starts choking him out with his boot! The referee breaks Acid off and now Acid taunts Jay Man who falls to it and gets in the ring with the referee starting to push him back to the corner. Meanwhile on the other side, Kashmere comes in the ring and acts like he made the tag. The Backseat Boyz shoot Priest to the ropes, Priest comes back and Kashmere picks him up and Acid runs up and nails a clothesline! Kashmere turns over into a Boston crab and Acid nails a leg drop to the back of the head. Kashmere rolls to Priest’s head and hits a bridging chinlock, BASEMENT DROPKICK BY ACID! (Oh!) Kashmere covers, 1…2, Jay Man breaks the count.

Mike Rether: And Scotty Priest needs to make a tag here desperately.

Kashmere picks Priest up and shoots him to the corner and nails a clothesline! Kashmere shoots Priest to the far side and nails another clothesline! Kashmere says he’s going for one more and shoots Priest to the corner again. Kashmere runs up and Priest kicks him in the head! Kashmere does a 360, ‘LIGHTS OUT’ (Shining Wizard) FROM THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) Priest and Kashmere are both down but start going to their corners at the call of 6! Jay Man stretches himself out and makes the tag as does Acid! Acid comes in and Jay Man nails a clothesline. Acid gets back up and Jay Man hits a dropkick. Acid back up once more and Jay Man nails a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Acid comes back, ‘YAKUZA KICK’ MISSES! Acid turns around and Jay Man nails a hurricanrana for the cover, 1…2, Acid kicks out! Jay Man gets up and nails a few more forearms to Acid and now sends him to the ropes. Acid comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay Man. Jay Man turns around and Acid leaps off the second rope, SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! (Oh!) Acid makes the cover, 1…2… Jay Man kicks out! Acid makes the tag to Kashmere and now the two shoot Jay Man to the ropes. Jay Man comes back and gets a double clothesline but they catch him, ‘BACKSTREAT DRIVER’ (Catching Hip Toss, Lift Up Neckbreaker/Powerbomb Combo) Kashmere makes the cover, 1…2… Priest breaks the count! Kashmere picks Jay Man up and backs him against the turnbuckle and drives a few shoulders to the ribs. Kashmere tosses Jay Man to the far side and hits hard. Kashmere runs up, SUPERKICK BY JAY MAN! (Oh!) Jay Man and Kashmere are both down but Jay Man crawls, and tags in Priest!

Mike Rether: HOT TAG, HERE WE GO!

Priest gets in and nails Acid with a right hand! Acid gets up and Priest nails him with another right hand! Acid gets up once more and Priest kicks him in the gut and hits the ropes, RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! (Cheers!) Priest gets back to his feet and screams to the fans and the fans cheer him on. Priest picks Acid up and starts working him over in the corner. Jay Man gets back up and nails Kashmere with a few right hands and backs him against the corner. Jay Man kicks Kashmere a few times and now has him rocked. Jay Man backs up and goes for a splash in the corner but Kashmere moves and dumps Jay Man to the outside! Priest is nailing Acid with punches but Kashmere runs up and pulls him down hard! Priest hits the mat with his back and gets to his feet, ‘T-GIMMICK! ON PRIEST! covers, 1…2…3!
Winners: The Backseat Boyz via T-Gimmick in 13:04

Rating: 96%

Mike Rether: And the Backseat Boyz steal this one!

John House: Steal? What are you talking about steal? They beat em fair and square.

Mike Rether: Well you know what I mean? As much as I hate to say it, they win it here tonight.

John House: I knew all along they could do it.

Mike Rether: And coming up next, Chris Hero takes on DJ Hyde.

John House: And the conspiracy continues…

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, CHRIIIIIIIS HEEEEERO!

~I AM! Smelling like a rose, that somebody gave me, cuz I’m DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down to the ring. Hero takes a moment to jaw jack a few fans but now climbs inside the ring and takes off his jacket. Hero starts getting ready now as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Smyrna, Delaware, weighing 300 pounds, the Crown Of Thorns Champion, D-J-HYYYYYYYDE!

~I hate you… You make me… SICK!~

(“Sicklife” by Octane starts up and the fans cheer as DJ Hyde walks out through the curtain carrying the Crown Of Thorns Championship around his shoulder. Hyde walks down the ramp continuously staring at Hero. Hyde climbs in the ring and hands the belt to the referee and continues to stare down Hero as the music fades)

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Chris Hero vs. DJ Hyde

Hero and Hyde go to lock up but Hero backs off. (Boos!) Hyde tells Hero to lock up and Hero goes in but backs off once again. Hero goes into the corner and starts talking smack to the fans and now Hyde runs up and starts nailing Hero in the back with forearms! (Cheers!) Hyde grabs Hero and throws him to the outside and now climbs out and starts hitting him with a flurry of right hands. Hyde grabs Hero and throws him hard into the guardrail! Hyde grabs Hero and brings him over to the steps and BANGS HIS HEAD AGAINST THEM! (Oh!) Hero slides back inside the ring and Hyde goes in after him but Hero quickly starts stomping him in the back. Hero picks Hyde up and nails him with a few forearm shots and shoots him to the ropes. Hyde comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hero and wraps him up from behind, BACK SUPLEX! Hyde with the cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out. Hyde picks Hero up but Hero swats his hands away and dives out of the ring. (Boos!)

Mike Rether: Well it’s obvious that Hero wants NO part of DJ Hyde.

Hero takes a moment to collect himself and now climbs back in the ring. Hyde goes to attack Hero but Hero sidesteps him and starts clubbing him in the back with forearms. Hero turns Hyde around and nails him with a few right hands, backing him to the corner. Hero nails Hyde with a chop, and another, and another! Hero whips Hyde to the other side and Hyde hits hard. Hero runs up and goes for a monkey flip but Hyde holds on and spins Hero into the corner and nails him with a big right hand! Hyde grabs Hero and bends him over his shoulder, AND NAILS A POWERSLAM! Hyde with the cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out. Hyde picks Hero up but Hero rakes him in the eyes. Hyde spins around and Hero quickly locks on a ‘Cravate!’ Hero snapmares Hyde and now hits the ropes, AND KICKS HYDE IN THE HEAD! (Oh!) Hero drops down and covers, 1…2, Hyde kicks out. Hero gets to his feet and starts stomping down on Hyde and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Hyde comes back and Hero kicks him in the gut and now spins him around and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Hyde gets to his feet and turns around, SLINGSHOT BODY PRESS FROM HERO ONTO HYDE! Hero gets to his feet and starts showboating as the fans boo him constantly.

Mike Rether: And Hero has found some way to gain some offense now, but if I were him I wouldn’t let up on Hyde.

John House: He can’t let up on him, you’re right about that Rether. If he wants to win this thing, he needs to hit him with something, get back in the ring, get the 10 count, or get back in the ring and hit him with the ‘Hero’s Welcome.’

Hero picks Hyde up and slides him back in the ring. Hero climbs up on the apron and hits a slingshot senton and covers, 1…2, Hyde kicks out. Hero drags Hyde to the center of the ring and now turns him to his stomach. Hero hits the ropes and nails a double stomp to the back! Hero drops down AND GOES FOR THE ‘HANGMAN’S CLUTCH II’ (Cravate Crossface) BUT HYDE IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT AND MAKES IT TO THE ROPES! Hero starts stomping Hyde now and picks him up. Hero shoots Hyde off but Hyde ducks underneath his arm, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM HYDE! Hero screams in pain as he gets to his feet. Hero turns around and Hyde nails a clothesline! Hero up again and Hyde hits him with a scoop slam. Hyde hits the ropes, SENTON ON HERO! Hyde makes the cover, 1…2, Hyde picks Hero’s head off the mat! Hyde gets to his feet and now signals it’s the end. Hyde picks Hero up and sets up for the ‘Shadow Driver.’ Hyde lifts Hero up but Hero squirms out of it and pushes Hyde into the referee! The referee is down and Hero goes for a clothesline but Hyde ducks. Hero turns around, ‘SUMMONING LARIAT!’ Hyde covers but there’s no referee! Suddenly from out of nowhere, Sebastian Black slides inside the ring with a chair! Hyde gets up to revive the referee and now turns around, CHAIR SHOT FROM BLACK! (Boos!) Hyde is groggy and now Black grabs him, DDT ON THE CHAIR! Black puts Hero on top of Hyde and the referee makes the count, 1…….2………3!
Winner: Chris Hero via Pinfall in 11:38

Rating: 89%

Mike Rether: DAMNIT!

John House: HE JUST BEAT HYDE!

Mike Rether: AH SURE HE DID, THANKS TO SEBASTIAN BLACK!

John House: Hero has JUST BEATEN a ONCE WAS UNDEFEATED, DJ HYDE! HERO IS THE MAN!

Mike Rether: Sebastian Black has cost DJ Hyde the match, he cost him his undefeated streak… Hyde is NOT going to be happy.

John House: Too bad, so sad. Hyde lost, end of story.

Mike Rether: Well fans despite what just happened, we hope you’ve enjoyed things thus far. And right now, we bring you to the Main Event of the evening. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this, is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Trey Reed, from Hollywood, California, weighing 225 pounds, JAAAAAADE DIAMOND!

~I OWN YOU!~

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and the fans boo as Jade Diamond and Trey Reed walk out through the curtain. Trey Reed starts hyping Diamond up, saying he’s going to beat Danielson tonight while Diamond starts boxing Reeds hands. Diamond and Reed make it down to the ring and Diamond climbs in and starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing 200 pounds, he is the PWK Heavyweight Champion, “American Dragon” BRYYYYYYAN DANNNNNIELSON!

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain. Danielson stands at the entrance ramp and stares down at the ring, getting pumped. Danielson starts walking down the aisle, climbs in the ring and then jumps on the turnbuckle, raising the Heavyweight Title in the air while saying the chorus of his entrance music with the fans. Danielson gets off the turnbuckle and gets ready as the music fades)

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Main Event: Jade Diamond vs. Bryan Danielson

The bell sounds and Diamond and Danielson go to lock up but Diamond ducks under him and starts showboating. Reed hops on the apron and they high five as Danielson smirks and looks on. Diamond stretches out and now goes to lock up with Danielson but ducks under him again and starts jogging around the ring. Danielson smirks again and leans up against the corner. Diamond looks at Danielson and now says he’s ready. Diamond and Danielson go to lock up but Danielson ducks underneath him this time and starts running around the ring mocking Diamond. Danielson goes to the corner and wants to high five Reed but Reed stands on the outside wondering what he’s doing. Diamond charges at Danielson but Danielson sidesteps him. Diamond turns around and Danielson hits an arm drag! Danielson holds the arm of Diamond and Diamond manages to reach the ropes. Danielson breaks the hold and now Diamond gets to his feet. Diamond and Danielson lock up again and Diamond slaps on a headlock. Danielson brings Diamond to the ropes and shoots him off but Diamond holds onto the headlock! Diamond tightens the hold and now Danielson nails him with a few rib shots and shoots him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and nails a shoulder tackle on Danielson. Diamond hits the ropes and leaps over a fallen Danielson. Diamond bounces off again and they play leap frog. Diamond hits the ropes again but gets nailed by a back elbow! (Claps!) Danielson picks Diamond up and hits a big vertical suplex and Diamond rolls to the outside. Diamond and Reed start conversing but now Danielson hits the ropes, AND DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE ON TOP OF DIAMOND AND REED! (Dragon! Dragon!)

Mike Rether: Well Diamond is best known for his ground game but he’ll be DAMNED if someone says he can’t fly.

John House: And how I wish he would’ve broke his neck.

Danielson gets to his feet and now picks Diamond up and sends him back in the ring. Danielson climbs in and quickly covers, 1…, Diamond kicks out. Danielson picks Diamond up and shoots him to the corner. Danielson runs up but Diamond elbows him in the head. Diamond leaps up on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS A TWISTING CROSS BODY! Diamond covers, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Diamond wisely starts stomping away on Danielson and now picks him up and forearms him into the ropes. Diamond shoots him off but Danielson reverses and sends Diamond. Diamond bounces off and ducks a clothesline and wraps him up from behind, BACK SUPLEX! Diamond bridges up into a pin, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Diamond gets up and stomps Danielson. Diamond picks Danielson up and nails him with a chop! (Woooo!) Diamond shoots Danielson to the corner and now runs up and nails a leaping forearm! Diamond picks Danielson up on the turnbuckle and now climbs up. Danielson starts fighting Diamond off and knocks him down to the mat. Danielson perches himself at the top, DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS! (Cheers!) Diamond rolls to his stomach holding his head in pain, ‘CATTLE MUTILATION!’ Danielson has it locked in, AND TREY REED COMES IN AND STOMPS ON DANIELSON CAUSING THE DQ!

Reed continues to pound away on Danielson and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Reed goes for a clothesline but Danielson ducks underneath. Reed turns around, ROARING ELBOW! (Cheers!) Danielson picks up Reed and tosses him over the top to the outside where Diamond catches him and they take a tumble! Danielson screams at them both as they start making their way to the back, leaving Danielson in the ring victorious.
Winner: Bryan Danielson via DQ in 13:15

Rating: 96%

Mike Rether: Well it’s not the kind of victory that Danielson wanted but it’s a victory nonetheless. And we’re out of time, we’ll seeya on the Insiders Edition! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

(The camera fades on Danielson holding the Heavyweight Title in the air)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

[b] Overall Show Rating: 89%

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, October 2nd 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: Chris Evans

(The camera fades in on Chris Evans)

Chris Evans: Tsuyoshi Kojima… Tonight you proved that you’re one hell of a fighter. And I want to thank you for a good match. Because it was truly one I’ll be remembering. Now for all of you out there that think that Chris Evans is just some punk kid that goes out to that ring, and gets his butt kicked… Well you’re entitled to your opinion… And I’m entitled to prove that if you think that, you’re wrong. You see, all my life, all I’ve wanted to do was wrestle. I didn’t care about going to college, I didn’t care about becoming a doctor, or a lawyer… My dream was to wrestle, and make it somewhere big. Right now, Pro Wrestling KING is damn near at the top of the Independent wrestling scene. And I’ve been given the chance of a lifetime to help this company destroy the competition. And in turn, I’ve been given the chance of a lifetime, and that is to show everybody what Chris Evans is all about. And despite the fact that Kojima beat me 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring… I think I showed quite a few people, what Chris Evans is all about… And if I haven’t… There’s always a next time. And there will be a next time, because Chris Evans, isn’t going anywhere…

(Evans looks into the camera before walking off)

PWK Promo: The Best From The West

(The camera fades in on Trey Reed and Jade Diamond. Both are sitting on a couch with ice packs on their heads)

Trey Reed: Jade…

Jade Diamond: Yeah, Trey?

Trey Reed: How’s my head look? Does it look bad?

(Trey lifts the ice pack off his head and you can see a little bit of redness and swelling. Jade takes a moment to look at it)

Jade Diamond: Looks fine. How’s mine look?

(Jade lifts his ice pack off his head and you can see a bit of redness and swelling on his head as well)

Trey Reed: You’re good.

Jade Diamond: AHHH! THANK GOD! You know I’m doing a commercial Saturday… And if this face is ruined… You know I don’t really wanna think about it.

Trey Reed: I’m really sorry about what happened the other night. Damn Danielson.

Jade Diamond: Hey, don’t worry about him. And no need to apologize. In fact, I want to thank you. You did the right thing by getting in there and helping me out. I mean that ‘Cattle Mutilation’ thing really hurt. He could’ve ripped my arms out of socket.

Trey Reed: Hey, you’d have done the same for me.

Jade Diamond: That’s exactly right. Because that’s what friends do. Now listen, I’ve got a hot date that should be here any minute. How do I look?

Trey Reed: Oh, ugh, you look good man. Really. You’re gonna knock her dead.

Jade Diamond: Excellent. I’ve been trying to get this broad to go out with me for weeks.

(Suddenly there’s a knock at the door)

Jade Diamond: Ah, that must be her.

Trey Reed: Go get her tiger!

Jade Diamond: Make yourself at home, and ugh, don’t wait up. If you know what I mean.

(Trey gives Jade a thumbs up as Jade walks away. Trey starts to read a magazine but then after a few seconds he looks up and Jade walks back into view and sits back down on the couch)

Trey Reed: What the hell Jade?

Jade Diamond: Strangest thing… I opened the door, and all the broad did was laugh at me… So my question is… Yeah, what the hell?

Trey Reed: Maybe she’s smoking the pot?

Jade Diamond: Hmm… Good point. How bout I just call in a pizza with a couple of strippers?

Trey Reed: You know I support single moms!

(Jade reaches down and grabs the phone and starts dialing as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Chris Hero

(The camera fades in on Chris Hero who’s actually smiling for once)

Chris Hero: I hope each and every single one of you smart mark Pro Wrestling KING fans were watching PWK TV this week. Because if you missed it, you missed yours truly, do the unthinkable, and that was BEAT what appeared to be, an UNBEATABLE MAN! That’s right, I BEAT, DJ Hyde. DJ Hyde went undefeated for 5 months here, until he got in the ring with me. And you know, right now, I’m gonna take a break on the whole conspiracy thing until next Tuesday. I mean, I knew what was going to happen this week. I knew Martin was gonna try and screw me over. But all I gotta say to Martin right now is, SORRY, BUT YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED! Haha…

(Jonas Testament suddenly walks into view)

Jonas Testament: Hello, Chris.

Chris Hero: Uhh… Hey.

Jonas Testament: Listen… I know you’re doing a little promo and everything… However… As I know at this time, you’re conducting business… You forgot to conduct a little business a few nights ago. Now I know you’re an honest man… But more importantly I know you’re a… SMART, man. So, I suggest that you finish up our business right now…

Chris Hero: Haha… S-sure thing…

(Chris Hero reaches in his back pocket and pulls his wallet out. Hero reaches inside and pulls out what appears to be 200$ and hands it to Testament who just looks at it)

Jonas Testament: Chris?

Chris Hero: I know, I know. Look, the check hasn’t cleared yet. I swear come Tuesday I’ll meet you first thing at the Coliseum and pay you the rest.

Jonas Testament: See that you do. See that you do.

(Testament walks off smiling as Hero looks like he’s just seen a ghost)

Chris Hero: Alright, promo’s over, cut it.

(Hero walks off as the camera fades)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)


Monday, October 5th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a few short clips of recent PWK footage, the Insiders Edition logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades inside a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Hello one and all, and welcome to another edition, of the Insiders Edition, I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John, “The HOST with the MOST” House.

Mike Rether: The most of what?

John House: Yeah, you’d like to see it wouldn’t ya?

Mike Rether: See what?

John House: Never you mind.

Mike Rether: Well fans another month has past, and we are now in October. And you know what that means…

John House: Halloween?

Mike Rether: That’s exactly right John, you’re on your ‘A’ game so far tonight. Halloween is just around the corner… And so is our next big show, I’m talking about ‘Devil’s Night.’ And word going around the campfire, is that it’s already shaping up to be a big one.

John House: What are ya talking about Rether? Every big show we’ve had is always a big one. And furthermore, it’s only October 5th, there’s still a long way to go before anything gets shaped up.

Mike Rether: You’re batting a thousand… I’m impressed.

John House: Thank you.

Mike Rether: Well let’s get right into some headlines to start things out. And I’m sad to say that the first two headlines are a couple of heartbreakers.

BREAKING NEWS: Tsuyoshi Kojima Out With Broken Leg

Mike Rether: Just over the weekend as I’ve been told. “Japanese Sensation” Tsuyoshi Kojima was driving back to his hotel after a public appearance, when tragically his car was struck head on by another vehicle, and the tragic result of it is a broken leg for Kojima. We’ve spoken with his doctors and they’ve said it’s a clean break, and Kojima is in stable condition, but he will be out of action for at least 6 months.

BREAKING NEWS: Ryan Conner Suffers Broken Neck

Mike Rether: And another unfortunate injury, Ryan Conner after last weeks PWK TV was complaining of neck injuries after his match with Hardcore Jay. And it was discovered by the medical staff on hand that Ryan Conner did in fact suffer a broken neck, more than likely due to the signature move of Hardcore Jay, the ‘Hardcore Drop.’ Furthermore it has been determined that Ryan Conner will be out of the ring for at least a full year, but the good news is that he is not crippled, or worse for that matter. Right now we have comments from Hardcore Jay regarding the situation…

(The camera fades to a prerecorded interview with Hardcore Jay. Hardcore Jay is smoking a cigarette and you can see that he’s a bit shaken up but slightly calm as he starts speaking)

Hardcore Jay: You know, I think that uh… I think that this is the perfect time, it’s an unfortunate time, but it’s the perfect time in the sense to clue the uh, the non believers out there. I’m talking about each and every person that turns on the television, sees wrestling going on and thinking its fake. Well I’ve got a question for them, if it’s so fake, then why do you got a guy like Ryan Conner sitting in a hospital bed with a broken neck? What we do in the ring, we do it with our lives and careers on the line. And for someone to honestly say that what we do is fake, I dare any one of em to get in the ring for at least five minutes to test that theory out for themselves.

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: And to also respond to this news, is President and founder of Pro Wrestling KING, Jay B.

(The camera fades to Jay B. owner and founder of PWK)

Jay B: I cannot begin to express how tragic something like this truly is. My condolences go out to the Connor family, and to Ryan Conner himself. Rest assured that when Mr. Connor recovers, if he feels the need to get back into the ring, he will always have a job here in Pro Wrestling KING. And I wish nothing more than a speedy recovery to Mr. Conner and Mr. Kojima who also suffered a terrible injury all in the same week.

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: And from all of us in PWK, we wish Kojima and Ryan Conner a speedy and healthy recovery as well…

John House: And wouldn’t you know it… Not an apology out of Hardcore Jay at all.

Mike Rether: I’m sure that he’s sorry. You saw the man, he was shaken up at what happened.

DJ Hyde Suffers First Loss

Mike Rether: Last week in what was more than likely the biggest shocker so far in Pro Wrestling KING, after 5 months of being undefeated, DJ Hyde finally suffered his first loss, thanks to Chris Hero… And more than that, thanks to Chris Hero’s money, as he unquestionably hired the Elements Of Darkness to put in a little dirty work for him.

John House: Oh please. Chris Hero had nothing to do with it, where’s your proof?

Mike Rether: Shall I replay the footage from Livewire?

John House: Doesn’t prove a thing. Chris Hero is involved in a conspiracy.

Mike Rether: You’re telling me that Chris Hero didn’t pay off Jonas Testament to have one of his goons take out Hyde?

John House: That’s exactly what I’m saying. Look at all the other greats in history that were set up on videotape to get a conviction, Marion Barry, that guy that created the car from the Back To The Future movies… The man’s innocent.

Mike Rether: Yeah, right.

John House: I know I am. And you know it too. Admit it, you’re behind Hero 100 percent.

Mike Rether: Yeah, no. Moving on.

PWK Trying To Strike Another TV Deal?

Mike Rether: Yes you heard right ladies and gentlemen. As we speak, the big guys upstairs at the PWK office are doing what they can to see to it that you fans that love and support us get more PWK, and if things go well, you’ll be seeing PWK twice a week. And that would certainly be a big step for us.

John House: And that also means that they’ll get more of me too.

Mike Rether: And me.

John House: Like I said, more of me.

PWK TV Preview

Mike Rether: And now we run down the card for this weeks PWK TV, and as always I’ll give you my input, John House will disagree and more than likely it’ll be a 50/50 deal.

John House: I hate you.

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Joe Summers/Amazing Red

Mike Rether: Certainly a great looking tag team, the West Coast Widowmakers are still looking to find that big win to boost their Pro Wrestling KING careers. And they’ll be going up against two guys that have teamed up a lot in recent weeks, Amazing Red and Joe Summers.

John House: And you talk about getting that big win, I think that if the Widowmakers beat Red and Summers, it’s definitely going to be the biggest win of their careers. Red’s got the quickness working for him, Joe is both technical and high flying. It’s gonna be tough, but I see the Widowmakers winning this one.

Andrew Helms vs. Bo Slade

Mike Rether: This is sure to be a good matchup as Bo Slade and Andrew Helms will lock horns. Andrew Helms and his brother Eric have been impressing a lot of people in tag team competition, we’re gonna see how Andrew does in singles action.

John House: And he’s got a tough opponent in Bo Slade. The guy is ruthless.

Mike Rether: That he is.

Backseat Boyz vs. Up In Smoke vs. BLKout

Mike Rether: Big tag team action coming at you folks, as the Backseat Boyz, BLKout, and Up In Smoke all do battle in this big 3 team war. And you have to wonder if whomever wins this match, will certainly have a shot at the Tag Team Titles.

John House: This match shouldn’t even be taking place. I mean look at the fact. The Backseat Boyz are probably the best tag team we’ve got in this company. It just so happens that the Thugs have the titles. But I’ll bet any amount of money they when they face the Backseat Boyz again, Trent Acid and Kashmere will become the new Tag Team Champions. I guarantee it.

Mike Rether: Well it’s no secret that the Backseat Boyz have been on an impressive winning streak. But we’ll see what happens Tuesday night.

Scorpio Sky vs. Will Storm

Mike Rether: And this match will be nothing short of technical and high risk, as Will Storm will do battle with one of the fan favorites in PWK, Scorpio Sky.

John House: *Yawn*

Mike Rether: Well, I’m certainly looking forward to the match, and I’m sure you fans are looking forward to it as well.

Ares vs. John Bay vs. Roderick Strong vs. Scotty Priest

Mike Rether: And Roderick Strong will take a break from defending the North American Title again this week, as he goes into a big Fatal 4 Way against Scotty Priest, an undefeated John Bay, and a man he is no stranger to, Ares.

John House: You know it’s pretty funny how Strong continuously has to make Ares look like a fool. These two have been fighting each other since the first show, and Strong has always been the one that walks out on top.

Mike Rether: Ah, but let’s not forget when Ares DID beat Strong.

John House: That was a fluke.

Mike Rether: Call it what you will, he still beat him, and he’s certainly hoping for a big win tomorrow night, as well as the others. And that’s all the time we have for you tonight. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll seeya tomorrow night!

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

PWK TV Card

Scorpio Sky vs. Will Storm

Andrew Helms vs. Bo Slade

Tag Team
Up In Smoke vs. Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout

Tag Team
Amazing Red/Joe Summers vs. West Coast Widowmakers

Non Title Fatal 4 Way
Ares vs. Roderick Strong vs. John Bay vs. Scotty Priest

*CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE*

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, October 6th 2009



PWK TV!

(A music video comes on showing clips of PWK footage set to the song “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a few moments, the PWK logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are cheering and chanting PWK. The camera views the fans around the arena and then finally fades over to Mike Rether ad John House)

Mike Rether: Hello and WELCOME to PWK TV. I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “President Of The Chris Hero Fan Club” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: How’s that club going?

John House: Better than ever.

Mike Rether: Well it’s always nice to have imaginary friends. Well fans we hope you’re ready for some great wrestling action, let’s go to the ring for our first match of the night. It’s gonna be Bo Slade taking on Andrew Helms.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first. From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing 230 pounds… ANNNNNDREW HELLLLLMS!

~HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS! WE’RE THE PRICES OF THE UNIVERSE!~

(“Princes Of The Universe” by Queen starts up and the fans cheer as Andrew Helms walks out through the curtain. Andrew stands at the top of the ramp and raises his arms in victory, taking in the fans cheers. Andrew claps his hands together, screams “lets go!” and then heads down the ramp. Andrew slaps a few hands along the way and now climbs inside the ring and runs the ropes, getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent. From The Gates Of Truth… Weighing 230 pounds… BOOOOOO SLAAAAAADE!

~SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE!~

(The lights go out in the arena as “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Bo Slade comes through the curtain with his head down and his hands folded in prayer with the fans booing. Bo Slade goes to the top of the entrance ramp and then looks to the sky and throws his arms out while kneeling down on a knee. Bo stays there for a few seconds and then gets to his feet and walks down to the ring, jaw *censored* the fans along the way. Slade climbs inside the ring, walks to the center and then kneels down bowing his head. After a few seconds, Slade makes a cross sign in the air and then stands up and gets ready as the music fades)

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Andrew Helms vs. Bo Slade

Andrew and Bo lock up and Bo quickly takes Andrew by the arm and spins him into an arm ringer. Bo spins again and now pulls Andrews arm across his shoulder and locks in another arm ringer. Andrew turns around and grabs Bo by the arm and locks in an arm ringer of his own. Bo squirms around and now goes into the ropes. (Boos!) Andrew breaks the hold and now Bo and Andrew go to lock up again but Bo kicks him in the gut and nails him in the back with a few forearms. Bo picks Andrew up and gives him a hard chop! (Woooo!) Bo nails Andrew with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Andrew comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bo and starts nailing him with right hands as he turns around! (Cheers!) Andrew nails a couple more rights and now shoots Bo to the ropes. Bo comes back, BIG BACK BODY DROP! Bo gets to his feet and Andrew grabs him and nails a headlock takeover! (Claps!) Andrew tightens the hold but now Bo gets to his feet and shoots Andrew to the ropes. Andrew bounces off and gets kicked in the gut by Slade. Slade bounces off the ropes but Andrew kicks him in the gut, VERTICAL SUPLEX! Andrew covers, 1…2, Bo kicks out. Andrew picks Bo up and shoots him to the corner. Bo hits hard and now Andrew runs up but Bo moves and Andrew hits the corner chest first! Andrew backs up and Bo grabs him, BIG BACK SUPLEX! Bo with the cover, 1…2, Andrew kicks out.

Mike Rether: And the tide has turned as Bo Slade takes over.

Bo picks Andrew up and nails him with a couple punches and now shoots him to the ropes but Andrew reverses and sends Bo. Bo comes back and ducks under a clothesline and wraps Andrew up in a school boy, 1…2, Andrew kicks out. Bo picks Andrew up and gives him a knee to the gut and quickly hits a snap suplex. Bo gets up and starts showboating a bit and now stomps Andrew in the head! Bo picks Andrew up and shoots him to the corner and quickly follows up with a clothesline in the corner! Andrew stumbles out and Bo wraps him up, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Bo covers, 1…2, Andrew kicks out! Bo gets pissed and now picks up Andrew and Andrew starts fighting back. Andrew nails him with a couple right hands and now shoots him to the ropes but Bo reverses and sends Andrew. Bo ducks down and Andrew kicks him in the face! Bo pops up and Andrew hits him with a clothesline! Bo gets up again and Andrew nails him with a back elbow! Bo gets up once more and Helms gives him a big scoop slam. Helms hits the ropes and gives him a big leg drop and covers, 1…2, Bo kicks out! Helms picks Bo up and Bo rakes him in the eyes. Andrew goes into the ropes and now Bo starts nailing him with forearms. Bo shoots Andrew to the ropes but Andrew reverses and sends Bo. Bo comes back and ducks a clothesline from Andrew and now goes for a back suplex but Andrew flips to his feet and wraps him up from behind, HIGHLIGHT REEL! (Angle Slam) Andrew covers, 1…2…3!
Winner: Andrew Helms via Highlight Reel in 10:22

Rating: 83%

Mike Rether: And Andrew Helms picks up a big win here tonight on PWK TV!

John House: Ah big deal. So he finally won a singles match. Big whoop.

~IF YOU WANNA STEP UP, YOU’RE GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!~

Mike Rether: Oh uh… That’s the music, and it can only mean one thing…

(“Step Up” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans cheer as Travis Martin walks out through the curtain with a smile on his face, carrying a microphone. Martin gets to the top of the entrance ramp and starts to speak as the music fades)

Travis Martin: PWK HOW THE HELL ARE YA!

(Cheers!)

Travis Martin: Now over the last few short weeks, everything has been going nuts in the world of Pro Wrestling KING. But one thing has still remained the same… Bryan Danielson is still YOUR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

(Cheers!)

Travis Martin: And as always, Chris Hero is going around making excuses for himself, as to why he should get another title shot.

(Boos!)

Travis Martin: And there is no doubt in my mind that tonight, he’ll be coming up to me, and telling me that he wants another shot at the title, because he beat DJ Hyde last week. Which is why I’m out here right now.

Mike Rether: What’s he mean by that?

John House: YES! He’s finally gonna do something right for a change and give Hero the shot he deserves.

Travis Martin: Chris Hero, I saw what happened last week… And I know I said that if you could beat DJ Hyde, I’d think about giving you a title shot… Well I thought about it… And my decision is final, that you will NOT GET YOUR SHOT!

John House: WWWWWWWHAAAAAAAT!

(Cheers!)

Travis Martin: You won’t be getting your shot tonight, you won’t be getting your shot next week, and you SURE AS HELL won’t be getting your shot at our next big show, Devil’s Night.

(Cheers!)

Travis Martin: Now Devil’s Night, speaking of… Devil’s Night is only a few weeks away. And so far, there hasn’t been a Main Event scheduled… But, at Devil’s Night, Bryan Danielson will be putting the Heavyweight Title on the line. And his opponent will be, the number one contender… NIKITA SPUTNIK!

(The fans give a mixed reaction)

Mike Rether: OH MY! AND WHAT A MATCH THAT SHOULD BE!

Travis Martin: And just to keep you fans happy and on the edge of your seats, right here tonight, the Main Event is going to be Bryan Danielson taking on Nikita Sputnik, in a non title match. And so help me god, if Chris Hero TOUCHES either Danielson, or Nikita in this match tonight, he’ll be FIRED! ENJOY THE SHOW!

(“Step Up” starts playing again as Martin takes his leave)

Rating: 90%

Mike Rether: DID YOU HEAR THAT? It’s gonna be Sputnik against Danielson tonight, non title, and if Hero lays a hand on either one of them, he’s fired!

John House: JUST MORE FUEL TO ADD TO THE FIRE THAT IS THE CONSPIRACY OF CHRIS HERO! THE WHOLE THING SUCKS RETHER!

Mike Rether: Well I’m pretty excited about what we just heard. And you fans heard it as well. At Devil’s Night, Bryan Danielson puts the Heavyweight Title on the line against Nikita Sputnik. And not to mention tonight in the Main Event, although the title will not be on the line, but it’s gonna be a great match I can already tell. Tag Team action coming at ya next fans, as the West Coast Widowmakers take on Joe Summers and Amazing Red. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making their way to the ring… From Venice Beach, California… Weighing a total combined weight of 440 pounds… Bud and Charlie Thriller… The WEST-COAST-WIDOWMAKERS!

~SURFIN USA!~

(“Surfin USA” by Pennywise starts up and the fans boo as Bud and Charlie Thriller walk out through the curtain. Bud and Thriller do a surfing pose and then start heading down to the ring. Thriller takes the time to pose for some ladies at ringside as Bud leaps up on the apron and then onto the turnbuckle, doing another surfing pose as Thriller slides inside the ring. Bud leaps off the turnbuckle high fiving Thriller, and now Thriller leaps on the turnbuckle and does a surfing pose as the music starts to fade)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents… At a total combined weight of 409 pounds… Joe Summers and THE AMAZIIIIIIIING RED!

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park hits and the fans cheer as Joe Summers and Amazing Red walk out through the curtain. Summers starts getting the fans on their feet as Red sprays water out his mouth and throws up his signature taunt before heading down the aisle. Red and Summers climb inside the ring and continue to get the fans pumped as the music fades)

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West Coast Widowmakers vs. Amazing Red/Joe Summers

Thriller and Summers start things out with a lock up and Thriller pushes Summers back into the corner. Summers raises his hands in the air for a clean break and now Thriller starts backing off but pushes Summers with a smile on his face. (Boos!) Thriller and Summers lock up again and Thriller pushes him back against the corner again. Thriller starts backing off but now Summers pushes him! Thriller’s eyes bulge and now goes for a right hand but Summers blocks it and starts nailing him with right hands. Summers backs Thriller out of the corner and now grabs him by the leg and trips him up but Thriller kicks Summers off and gets back to his feet. Thriller runs up but Summers takes him down with an arm drag! (Claps!) Summers tightens the hold and now Thriller gets back to his feet. Summers goes under the arm and twists him around into an arm ringer and now Thriller goes into the ropes and Summers breaks the hold. Thriller shakes his arm off and now makes the tag to Bud. Bud comes in and now Summers tags out to Red. (Cheers!) Red and Bud circle and now Bud goes to lock up but Red rolls around him. Bud turns around and takes a dropkick! Bud gets back up and Red quickly runs up and nails a headscissors! Bud gets up and runs at Red with a clothesline but Red ducks underneath and Red dropkicks him in the back and sends him down into the second rope! Red runs up, ‘718’ (Tiger Feint Kick) MISSES as Bud drops down and slides out of the ring. (Boos!) Bud and Thriller talk things over on the outside, BUT SUMMERS AND RED HIT STEREO ROPE FLIPS ONTO THEM! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: God I LOVE IT when Red is on the card. You know you’re gonna get your money’s worth in all of his matches.

John House: Just let me see him or his partner break a leg or even a neck and I’ll be happy.

Red picks Bud up and tosses him in the ring. Red climbs in and stomps Bud as he tries to get to his feet. Red picks Bud up and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the corner. Red runs up and leaps on top of Bud, tagging in Summers. Red hits Bud with a monkey flip, Bud gets back to his feet and turns around, CROSS BODY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE BY SUMMERS! Summers with the cover, 1…2, Bud kicks out. Summers picks Bud up and shoots him to the corner. Summers runs up and Bud catches him with a back elbow to the head. Summers backs up and Bud runs up and hits a calf kick! Bud picks Summers up and shoots him to the corner and now runs up and nails a big shoulder to the gut! Bud makes the tag to Thriller and now the Widowmakers pick Summers up and nail a double suplex! Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Thriller picks Summers up and nails him with a hard right hand that stumbles him into the ropes. Thriller walks up but Summers starts fighting him off. Summers nails a few forearms and now kicks him in the gut, TORNADO DDT BLOCKED! Thriller picks up Summers and drops him in a reverse atomic drop, shoots him to the ropes, FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! (Oh!) Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Summers kicks out.

Mike Rether: And Joe Summers BARELY kicked out of that big move.

Thriller picks Summers up and gives him a scoop slam. Thriller stands on top of Summers now and does a surfing pose, ‘SURFING SENTON!’ Thriller covers again, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Thriller picks Summers up and takes him to the corner and tags out to Bud. Bud comes in and nails Summers with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Summers comes back and ducks under a clothesline. Bud turns around and quickly kicks Summers in the gut as he comes back. Bud sets Summers up for a suplex but Summers is holding on and drops down in an inside cradle, 1…2, Bud kicks out. Bud and Summers back to their feet and Bud goes for a clothesline but Summers ducks under it and hits the ropes. Bud turns around, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Bud and Summers are down but now Summers crawls and makes the tag to Red! Red comes in and dropkicks Thriller. Thriller gets up again and Red runs up and hits a headscissors! Bud is up and Red kicks him in the gut, ‘CODE RED!’ (Oh!) Red covers, 1…2, Thriller breaks the count! Thriller pounds on Red but Summers runs up and starts nailing Thriller from behind and takes him to the outside. Red picks Bud up and slams him against the corner. Red climbs the turnbuckle, ‘INFRARED’ (540 Corkscrew Senton) MISSES! Red hits hard and now Bud is back up and grabs him from behind, ‘WIPE OUT!’ (Back Suplex Facebuster) Bud covers, 1…2…3!
Winners: West Coast Widowmakers via Wipe Out in 11:02

Rating: 87%

Mike Rether: And chalk up a win for the West Coast Widowmakers… A big win I might add.

John House: Damn right it was a big win for them.

Mike Rether: That’s what I said. Coming up next, Will Storm takes on Scorpio Sky, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring… From San Diego, California… Weighing 215 pounds… WILL-STORM!

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Will Storm heads out through the curtain dowsing himself in water. Storm throws the empty bottle into the fans and continues to make his way down towards the ring staying focused. Storm slides inside the ring and starts to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent… From the City Of Angels… Weighing 190 pounds… SCORPIOOOOOO SKYYYYYY!

~IT’S A FIGHT, IT’S A FIGHT!~

(“It’s A Fight” by Three 6 Mafia starts up and the fans cheer as Scorpio Sky walks out through the curtain. Sky lets out a scream and heads down to the ring. Sky slaps a few hands along the way and now climbs inside the ring. Sky gets ready as the music fades)

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Will Storm vs. Scorpio Sky

The bell rings and now Sky and Storm lock up. Sky grabs Storm and hits a headlock takeover. Sky tightens the hold but now Storm rolls him up for a pin, 1, and Sky kicks out and goes back into the headlock. Storm works up to his feet and now shoots Sky to the ropes. Sky comes back and takes Storm down with a shoulder tackle. Sky goes to the ropes and leaps over a fallen Storm. Sky bounces off and ducks under Storm who leaps in the air. Storm lands and now drops to his stomach and Sky leaps over him yet again. Sky bounces off and Storm goes for a hip toss but Sky reverses and hip tosses Storm who lands on his feet! Sky runs up but Storm sidesteps him and now Sky bounces off and hits a headscissors! Storm gets to his feet and runs up to Sky who hits an arm drag and keeps him grounded! (Claps!) Storm gets to his feet and nails Sky with a few forearms to the chest and shoots him off. Sky bounces off and Storm takes him down with a drop toe hold and transitions into a front chancery. (Claps!) Sky rolls over and locks Storm in a hammerlock. Storm gets to his knees and Sky locks on a headlock. Storm gets to his feet and gets out of it and wraps Sky up from behind. Sky elbows Storm a couple times and hits the ropes, Storm with a tilt-a-whirl but Sky hits a headscissors but Storm cartwheels to his feet and we’re at a standoff! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: And both these guys you can tell have done there homework. Both of them evenly matched up so far. Pick me a winner, John.

John House: Well if I had to go with anybody it’d have to be Sky. He’s got the experience, but I wouldn’t rule Storm out either. You know what? I don’t care who wins.

Storm and Sky lock up again and this time Storm grabs Sky and locks in an arm ringer. Sky spins under his arm and hits a fireman’s carry slam on Storm and hooks his arm in an armbar. (Claps!) Storm gets back to his feet and now drops down hitting an arm drag variation. Sky rolls to his feet and runs at Storm who kicks him in the stomach and hits a snap suplex! Storm quickly floats over and covers, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Storm picks Sky up and forearms him a few times into the ropes. Storm shoots Sky off but Sky reverses and sends Storm. Storm bounces off and leapfrogs a ducking Sky. Sky turns around, FLYING FOREARM CONNECTS and Sky hits hard but wisely rolls out of the ring. Sky takes a breather but now Storm comes up to the ropes, SLINGSHOT BODY SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE! (Claps!) Storm picks Sky up and sends him back in the ring. Storm comes in and covers, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Storm picks Sky up and shoots him to the corner. Sky hits hard and now Storm runs up but gets kicked in the head. Storm backs up and Sky runs and leaps up, HURRICANRANA! 1…2, Storm kicks out. Sky stays on top of Storm and stomps him a few times. Sky picks him up and backs him into the corner and starts nailing a couple knees. Sky shoots Storm to the far side but Storm reverses and sends Sky. Storm runs behind him but Sky goes up and over, BUT STORM CATCHES HIM BY THE LEGS! Storm holds Sky up but now lifts him up and drops him to the apron. Storm goes for a right hand but Sky blocks it and nails Storm with a big right! Storm moves out of the corner, SPRINGBOARD SPINNING WHEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! (Oh!) Sky covers, 1…2, Storm kicks out!

Mike Rether: A big spinning wheel kick to the back of the head of Storm, and it’s not enough to keep him down here.

Sky picks Storm up and nails him with a chop! (Wooo!) Sky shoots Storm to the ropes but Storm reverses and sends Sky. Sky bounces off and ducks a clothesline by Storm and wraps him up from behind. Storm holds steady and now elbows Sky a couple times and spins around dropping Sky with a drop toe hold. Storm holds onto the leg of Sky, REVERSE FIGURE 4! Sky screams in pain but now fights for the ropes and finally grabs them. Storm stomps the leg of Sky and now drags him back to the center of the ring and drops a knee to the inside leg. Storm now goes for a figure 4 but Sky pushes him off. Sky gets to his feet but Storm dropkicks the leg! Storm covers, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Storm gets up and stomps the leg of Sky, HALF CRAB! Storm locks the half crab in and Sky is fighting for the ropes and finally makes it. Storm picks Sky up and now takes him to the corner. Storm climbs up and sets him up, ‘PERFECT STORM’ (Tornado DDT) GETS COUNTERED! Sky spins Storm back around and sets him on the turnbuckle and nails him with an uppercut! Sky climbs up the turnbuckle, ACE CRUSHER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Storm and Sky are down but now Sky starts getting up. Storm starts getting to his feet and Sky grabs him, ‘BLACKOUT DDT!’ Sky covers, 1…2…3!
Winner: Scorpio Sky via Blackout DDT in 11:43

Rating: 78%

Mike Rether: And despite only having one leg, Scorpio Sky pulls out a BIG win tonight.

John House: Seems like everyone is pulling out big wins.

Mike Rether: Indeed they are… And… Wait a second… *Sigh* Fans I apologize for this, but we need to take you backstage, where Tom Barnes, our backstage correspondent, is being held against his will, by Derek Frazier…

(The camera fades backstage where Derek Frazier has Tom Barnes by the collar. Frazier is saying something to Barnes but then notices the camera, puts a smile on his face and puts his arm around Barnes)

Derek Frazier: Alright buddy, we’re on, start it up.

Tom Barnes: *Sigh* Ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing by with YOUR PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, Derek Frazier… And I’ve been told that he’s got something on his mind… So without further ramblings from a moron like myself… I give you, you’re PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, Derek Frazier…

(Frazier snatches the microphone from him and shoves him off camera)

Derek Frazier: THANK YOU Mr…. Ah it doesn’t matter who ya are, you’re not important. Fans of Pro Wrestling KING, it’s GOOD TO BE BACK in the KING’s Coliseum for another night of PWK TV. But, as I arrived here today, I noticed a few things that were out of place, so I think it’s best that I point these things out to all of you, so that you don’t forget next time. Now number one, when I arrived here today, I did not see one single group of people surrounding the limo wanting to catch a glimpse of me. And the same of course goes for the groups of people wanting my autograph. Secondly… When I got to the locker room, I specifically asked for my own dressing room. I’m the Junior Heavyweight Champion for crying out loud. Third, being the Junior Heavyweight Champion, I’m a pretty big deal, and I’m also a pretty busy man… I can’t do everything at once, so I ask you, where in the HELL is my serv- I mean, PERSONAL ERRAND boy? I tell ya, two weeks now I’ve been Junior Heavyweight Champion, and I haven’t received any of these things that a man of my stature deserves… Oh yeah, and last thing, when I got everything finally situated, I noticed that I didn’t have a match tonight. Now what the hell? I mean last week, I defeated Mike Quackenbush, it was a great victory, and now all of a sudden I don’t have a match already lined up? What the hell is that?

(Chris Evans suddenly walks into view, passing by Frazier, not saying anything, not even look at him)

Derek Frazier: What the- HEY! Hey, hey pal, wait up a second…

(Frazier walks after Evans and stops him)

Derek Frazier: Hey, do you know who I am?

Chris Evans: Yeah… Derek Frazier.

Derek Frazier: Yeah, but WHO am I? Matter of fact… WHAT am I?

Chris Evans: The Junior Heavyweight Champion?

Derek Frazier: That’s right. I’m the Junior Heavyweight Champion. Did you think it was just OKAY, to walk in front of me while I was conducting my promo? You think you’re some kind of big shot? Rookie?

Chris Evans: Hey, sorry…

Derek Frazier: No, no. Sorry doesn’t cut it here pal. You know what? You can take sorry, and you can be sorry yourself. For what’s gonna happen to you tonight. Cuz tonight… It’s me and you in that ring. Be sorry then…

(Frazier stares at Evans and walks off as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 85%

Mike Rether: Is it just me or does Derek Frazier just get cockier every week?

John House: It’s you. And I’ve got a feeling that Chris Evans is gonna be REAL sorry when he gets in that ring with him tonight.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Tag Team Scramble match. Scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first… Weighing at a total combined weight of UNDER 420, Cheech, Cloudy, UP-IN-SMOOOOOKE!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES, TIME GOES BY!~

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by Kottonmouth Kings starts up and the fans cheer as Cheech and Cloudy walk out through the curtain getting the fans pumped up. Cheech and Cloudy head down the aisle and climb inside the ring and start getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents… Weighing at a total combined weight of 400 pounds… Ruckus and Sabian, THE BLAAAAACKOUT!

~N*GGA ACKS ABOUT ME, N*GGA ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUST-A-LA!~

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus and Sabian make their way down to the ring. Ruckus smokes a “Black N Mild” and Sabian slaps a few hands along the way. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents… Weighing in at a total combined weight of 372 pounds… Trent Acid, Johnny Kashmere, THE BACKSEAT BOYS!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere walk out through the curtain. Acid struts down the aisle while Kashmere closely follows behind. Acid and Kashmere climb inside the ring and stare down their opponents as the music fades)

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Up In Smoke vs. BLKout vs. Backseat Boyz

Sabian and Cloudy lock up. Sabian slaps on a headlock but now Cloudy gets out of it and takes Sabian down with a trip and leaps up and locks in a front chancery. Sabian rolls around and locks Cloudy in a hammerlock. Cloudy gets to his feet and grabs Sabian by the head, jumps up and hits a snapmare! Sabian gets to his feet and Cloudy runs up and Sabian sidesteps him. Cloudy hits the ropes and Sabian goes for a hiptoss but Cloudy spins around and hits an arm drag! Sabian gets back up and goes for a low dropkick but Cloudy leaps over him and rolls to his feet. Sabian and Cloudy walk up to each other and give each other props and now go to their respective corners and tag out to their partners. (Claps!) Ruckus and Cheech lock up and Ruckus quickly goes behind Cheech reverses and wrap Ruckus up from behind and now switches into a headlock. Ruckus shoots Cheech off and Cheech bounces off the ropes and gives Ruckus a shoulder tackle. Cheech hits the ropes and leaps over a fallen Ruckus. Cheech hits the ropes and ducks under a leaping Ruckus, bounces off but Ruckus rolls backwards and grabs him with his legs, headscissors! Cheech gets to his feet and turns around and Ruckus hits an arm drag and holds it in! (Claps!) Cheech gets to his feet and now drops down and forces Ruckus to break the hold. Ruckus rolls to his feet and runs up but gets taken down by a dropkick! Cheech gets up quickly and nails Ruckus with a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus holds onto the ropes and now Cheech runs up and Ruckus lifts him over the top to the outside! Ruckus now waits for Cheech who finally gets to his feet, FLYING SPACEMAN PLANCHA ONTO CHEECH! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE!

John House: Cheap pop.

Ruckus and Cheech make their way to their feet and now both Sabian and Cloudy are slugging it out and now turn their attention to their partners, AND BOTH HIT SUICIDE DIVES ONTO RUCKUS AND CHEECH! The Backseat Boyz come into the ring and now wait for everyone to get back up. Kashmere and Acid holds each other by the arms and hit the ropes, DOUBLE SOMERSAULT PLANCHAS ON EVERYBODY! Ruckus finally gets up and throws Cheech back in the ring. Ruckus climbs in but Cheech nails him with a couple forearms to the back. Cheech shoots Ruckus off but Ruckus ducks under the arm and pulls him into a clothesline but Cheech ducks and wraps Ruckus up from behind. Ruckus goes into the ropes then pushes Cheech off. Cheech rolls to his feet and gets sidestepped by Ruckus. Ruckus goes for a hip toss but Cheech kicks Ruckus in the gut and turns him around, hits a reverse neckbreaker on his knee, THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Cheech covers, 1…2, Acid breaks the count. Acid gets to his corner but Cheech runs up and tags him in and then slaps him in the face! (You Got Bitch Slapped!) Acid comes in and goes after Cheech but Cheech quickly rolls out of the ring. Acid picks Ruckus up and nails a few punches and shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus bounces off and leaps over a ducking Acid. Acid turns around, heel kick from Ruckus! Acid gets back up and Ruckus scoop slams him. Acid gets up again and rakes Ruckus in the eyes and slaps on a headlock. Acid tightens the hold but now Ruckus squirms out of it and locks Acid up from behind. Acid elbows Ruckus a few times and now hits the ropes. Acid comes back, SPINNING HEEL KICK! (Oh!) Ruckus covers, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Ruckus gets up and makes the tag to Sabian. Sabian and Ruckus shoot Acid to the corner and Kashmere tags himself in but the BLKout don’t see it. Sabian shoots Ruckus out of the corner but Ruckus reverses and sends him over to Acid, AND HE HITS A DROPKICK! Sabian brings Acid out of the corner and covers but the referee tells him he’s not the legal man. Kashmere perched at the top turnbuckle now, MISSILE DROPKICK ON SABIAN! Kashmere covers, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. Kashmere picks Sabian up and takes him to the corner and starts choking him out. The referee backs Kashmere off and warns him but now Acid is choking him! (Boos!)

Mike Rether: And there go the Backseat Boyz resulting in their dirty tactics.

John House: What are you talking about? I don’t see nothing.

Mike Rether: As usual.

Kashmere nails Sabian in the corner with kicks to the gut and eventually takes him down to the mat and Sabian rolls out of the ring. Kashmere turns around and Cloudy runs up and nails him with a few chops! Cloudy shoots Kashmere into the opposite corner and now runs up and hits a monkey flip! Kashmere gets up and tries to make the tag to Acid but Cloudy pulls him away from the tag. Cloudy pulls Kashmere up and nails him with a couple forearms. Cloudy shoots Kashmere to the ropes but Kashmere reveres and sends Cloudy. Cloudy hits the ropes and leapfrogs a ducking Kashmere. Kashmere turns around, kick to the gut from Cloudy, Cloudy leaps on his back, YOSHITONIC (Sunset Flip Powerbomb) ON KASHMERE! (Claps!) Cloudy with the cover, 1…2, Acid breaks the count. Cloudy picks him up and takes him to the ropes and tags out to Cheech. Cheech and Cloudy toss Kashmere to the ropes but Kashmere slides to the outside. (Boos!) Sabian and Ruckus come in and start working over Up In Smoke and now shoot them to the ropes. Up In Smoke bounce off, DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! Cheech gets to his feet but Sabian starts working him over. Sabian shoots Cheech to the corner, big double knee to the gut by Sabian! Cheech stumbles out of the corner, Sabian comes up from behind, DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Sabian covers, 1…2, Cloudy makes the save. Sabian gets to his feet and hits a scoop slam. Sabian hits the ropes but Acid pulls the ropes down and sends Sabian to the outside! Acid comes in, ‘YAKUZA KICK! Kashmere nails Ruckus and nails Cloudy, 1…2…3!
Winners: Backseat Boyz via Yakuza Kick in 13:20

Rating: 79%

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up but then is suddenly stopped when Trent Acid grabs a microphone)

Trent Acid: DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?! DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?! IF YA DIDN’T, LET ME GO AHEAD AND BRING YOU UP TO SPEED! Just now, we beat not one, but TWO tag teams. And we did it without even breaking a SWEAT! Now I know for sure that the suits of Pro Wrestling KING were watching. And I know that they’re going to take this into consideration with giving us a shot at the belts, but to hell with that, we’re here, we’re ready… Everyone knows we’re the best. Homicide and B-Boy, we want those belts, and we want em, NOW!

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans cheer as Homicide and B-Boy come sprinting down to the ring. B-Boy and Homicide slide in and start brawling with the Backseat Boyz)

Mike Rether: WELL ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

John House: COME ON ACID! COME ON JOHNNY!

(The Backseat Boyz and Thugs battle it out for a few seconds until the Thugs get the advantage and toss them out of the ring. Acid and Kashmere high tail it up the ramp as the Thugs follow)

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: Well the Backseat Boyz thought they were gonna break bad here tonight against the champs, but the champs came out and made them think otherwise. And we’ll certainly keep you updated on how that transpires later on. But right now we’re going to go down to the ring and see how Chris Evans does against Derek Frazier.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing 210 pounds… CHRISSSSSS EVVVVVVANS!

~WE ATTACK!~

(“Attack” by System Of A Down starts up and Chris Evans walk out from behind the curtains. He stops on the stage and listens to the cheering fans before raising his fist in the air, and then sprints down to the ring. Evans slides inside the ring and goes to the turnbuckle, climbs up and raises his fist in the air again, getting the fans pumped up as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing 180 pounds... The PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion… DEREK FRAAAAAAZIER!

~DON’T STAY!~

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans boo as Derek Frazier walks out through the curtain and heads down the aisle carrying the Junior Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. Frazier gets to the ring apron and sets the title near the turnbuckle and climbs inside. Frazier stares down Evans for a moment and then turns to the fans and raises his arms in the air, taking in the boos but instantly the fans start cheering as Evans attacks him from behind)

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Chris Evans vs. Derek Frazier

Evans nails Frazier with a few clubbing forearms to the back and now turns him around in the corner and gives him a chop! (Woooo!) Frazier moves out of the corner but Evans follows closely and chops him again! (Wooo!) Frazier backs against the corner and Evans shoots him to the far side. Frazier hits the corner and now Evans runs up and nails a monkey flip! (Cheers!) Frazier gets to his feet and turns around, BIG DROPKICK FROM EVANS! Evans covers, 1…2, Frazier kicks out. Evans picks Frazier up and shoots him to the ropes and ducks down. Frazier comes back and kicks him in the face. Evans pops up and Frazier hits an enziguri! Frazier gets to his feet and starts stomping away at Evans. Frazier picks Evans up and shoots him to the ropes. Evans comes back and ducks a clothesline. Frazier turns around, SPINNING HEEL KICK! (Oh!) Evans covers again, 1…2, Frazier kicks out! Evans starts picking Frazier up but Frazier shoves him off and goes to the outside. (Boos!)

Mike Rether: Well it seems to me that Frazier has underestimated the young Chris Evans. He doesn’t want any part of him.

John House: He’s just buying some time, Rether. Frazier’s just toying with him.

Frazier gets back in the ring but quickly slides back to the outside. Evans leaps out of the ring and starts chasing Frazier and now Frazier slides back in the ring. Evans slides in and Frazier quickly starts stomping away at him. Frazier stomps the back of Evans and now picks him up and chops him against the ropes! (Wooo!) Frazier shoots Evans to the ropes but Evans reverses and sends Frazier. Frazier bounces off, EVANS LOCKS IN A SLEEPER! Evans locks the sleeper hold in tight but Frazier spins around and picks up Evans, BACK SUPLEX! Frazier manages to counter out of the sleeper and once again starts stomping down on Evans. Frazier picks Evans up and shoots him to the ropes. Evans comes back and Frazier kicks him in the gut, ‘360 IMPALER!’ (Oh!) Frazier covers, 1…2… FRAZIER PICKS HIS HEAD UP! Frazier smiles sadistically and now lifts Evans up and spins him around, hooks him up, ‘IMPACT DRIVER!’ (Lifting Leg Hook Reverse DDT) Frazier covers, 1…2…3!
Winner: Derek Frazier via Impact Driver in 8:13

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park begins to play again and Frazier celebrates inside the ring, raising up the Junior Heavyweight Title. Chris Evans gets back to his feet and Frazier nails him with the belt!)

Rating: 79%

Mike Rether: SOMEBODY GET IN THERE AND STOP HIM! THAT IS UNCALLED FOR! YOU MADE YOUR POINT ALREADY!

John House: Haha, Frazier’s just giving the kid a proper welcome into PWK that’s all.

Mike Rether: I really hope someone takes this guy down a peg or two.

(The camera fades to a remote public location with the camera on DJ Hyde. You can see Hyde is somewhere inside a public place due to him sitting at a table, and people in the background)

DJ Hyde: With all that happened last week. There’s nothing I want more… Than to take each of them, and beat the piss out of them. I want them begging for death. Understand? I want them all to look us in the eyes, and I want them to actually say that they want us to end their lives because they don’t want to take anymore suffering. I’ve talked to Martin about it… Everything is all set up. All he wants to know, and all I want to know… Is are you with me?

(The camera slowly moves, putting Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones in view. Jay takes a drag off his cigarette, blows the smoke in the air and then takes a drink of his beer)

Hardcore Jay: You know… Me and Jones have been trying to think of a way to hurt these guys in the worst way possible… And I think you may have just helped us out. So hell yeah, we’re in.

DJ Hyde: Great. And I know you two have a match next week with Helton and Black… Now personally I don’t give a damn what happens to them… But I want Testament somewhat healthy for this if you know what I mean.

Hardcore Jay: You know they work in numbers… Can’t promise you we wont hurt the big son of a bitch if he gets involved.

DJ Hyde: If the son of a bitch gets involved, I’ll be down to even up the odds.

Hardcore Jay: I’ll drink to that.

(Jay, Jones, and Hyde all clang their glasses together and start to drink as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 91%

Mike Rether: Now what do you suppose THAT was all about?

John House: I don’t know but I don’t like it.

Mike Rether: Well the Playas are scheduled to meet DRH and Sebastian Black next week on PWK TV, but there’s something else brewing in the mind of the Crown Of Thorns Champion, DJ Hyde. We’ll certainly keep you posted on everything though. Coming up next, we’ve got a fatal 4 way coming at ya. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing 210 pounds, SCOTTYYYYYYY PRIEEEEEEEST!

~YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN!~

(“You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” by Judas Priest hits and the fans cheer as Scotty Priest walks out through the curtain and starts jumping up and down getting the fans pumped. Priest heads down the aisle slapping the fans hands and then climbs inside the ring. Priest runs and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle and throws his arm in the air as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent… From Glenn Falls, New York… Weighing 210 pounds… AREEEEEES!

~I’M BLACKOUT!~

(“Blackout” by hed(PE) hits and the fans cheer as Ares steps out on the entrance ramp and starts getting the fans pumped up. He heads down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans and then slides inside the ring. Ares quickly gets to his feet and runs the ropes a few times and then gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent… From Philadelphia, by way of Japan… Weighing 210 pounds… JOHN-BAAAAAAAY!

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as John Bay walks out through the curtain wearing a black and yellow karate gui with a golden dragon imprinted on the back and wearing a black and yellow mask. Bay stays focused as he walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring. Bay goes to the nearest corner and takes off his gear and gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing 212 pounds… The PWK North American Champion… RODERIIIIIICK STRONNNNNNNG!

~I DID MY TIME!~

(“Did My Time” by Korn starts up and the fans boo as Roderick Strong walks out through the curtain carrying the North American Title around his shoulder. Strong makes his way down to the ring and climbs inside, staring at his opponents. Strong climbs the turnbuckle and raises the belt high in the air, then jumps off and starts getting ready as the music fades)

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Scotty Priest vs. Ares vs. John Bay vs. Roderick Strong

The bell sounds and Strong quickly goes and attacks Priest while Bay and Ares start slugging it out. Strong puts Priest in the corner and starts choking him out. Ares gets the advantage on Bay and shoots him to the ropes. Bay bounces off and ducks a clothesline and wraps Ares up from behind and takes him down with a waist lock takedown and then follows with a magistral cradle, 1…2, Ares kicks out. Ares gets to his feet but Bay quickly sweeps the leg and starts working it. Strong and Priest are on the outside now and Strong takes him and shoves him hard into the guardrail. Priest in pain now as Strong starts to show off a little. Back in the ring, Bay picks Ares up and tosses him to the corner. Bay runs up and Ares gives him a back elbow. Bay stumbles back and Ares runs up, HEADSCISSORS! Bay gets to his feet and runs at Ares who takes him down with an arm drag and holds it in. Strong slides in the ring now and kicks Ares in the head to break the hold. Strong picks Ares up and pushes him against the corner and nails a big chop! (Woooo!) Bay gets to his feet and now walks over and starts helping Strong. Priest tries getting back in the ring but Strong kicks him back out. Strong and Bay brings Ares out of the corner and nail a double suplex! Bay quickly with the cover, 1…2, Ares kicks out. Priest gets back on the apron and Strong runs up but gets a shoulder to the gut. Priest flips in and lands a sunset flip but Strong is balancing himself. Strong with a punch to the head but it misses! Priest gets to his feet and Bay runs up with a clothesline but Priest ducks it and Bay clotheslines himself and Strong over the top rope to the outside! Priest goes and picks Ares up and points to the top. Both Priest and Ares go to opposite turnbuckle and climb up top, STEREO PLANCHAS! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: Well what started out as 4 way, it looks like we’ve got tag action going on. Both Bay and Strong are partnering up and so are Ares and Priest.

John House: But it’s all for one and one for all, Rether. My question is, how long are these guys gonna coexist?

Priest picks Bay up and tosses him back in the ring. Bay gets to his feet and Priest kicks him in the gut, hits the ropes, CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! (Oh!) Priest covers, 1…2, Bay kicks out. On the outside, Strong and Ares are slugging it out but Strong rakes him in the eyes. Strong grabs Ares now and shoves him hard against the steel steps! Back inside, Priest has Bay in the corner and now lifts him up. Priest climbs up, SUPERPLEX! (Claps!) Priest with the cover, 1…2, Strong breaks it up. Strong picks Priest up and nails him with a few right hands. Strong shoots him to the far side but Priest counters and sends him to the ropes into Ares who grabs him and hits the snake eyes! Strong turns around, kick to the gut by Priest, CRADLE PILEDRIVER! (Oh!) Priest with the cover, 1…2, Bay breaks the count. Bay picks Priest up and shoots him to the ropes. Priest bounces off and Bay kicks him in the gut. Bay picks up Priest for a suplex but Priest goes behind Bay and wraps him up from behind. Bay runs into the ropes but Ares is there and shoulders him in the gut, SLINGSHOT SUNSET FLIP ON PRIEST AND PRIEST HITS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! (PWK! PWK!) Ares has the pin, 1…2, Priest kicks out. Strong is up and makes the cover on Bay, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Strong starts getting to his feet but Ares kicks him in the ribs and shoots him to the corner. Ares runs up but Strong elbows him in the head! Ares backs up and Strong grabs him, STO BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2… Ares kicks out!

Mike Rether: Well one thing we haven’t seen yet has been the backbreakers of Strong, and he just leveled Ares with one of them.

Strong gets to his feet and stomps Ares but now Bay is up and grabs Strong and throws him to the outside. Ares starts getting up and Bay quickly runs up, BASEMENT DROPKICK! (Oh!) Bay covers, 1…2, Priest breaks the count! Priest picks Bay up and Bay starts nailing Priest with kicks to the legs. Bay shoots Priest to the corner but Priest reverses and sends Bay. Bay hits the corner and now Priest runs up but gets kicked in the face! Priest does a 360 and now Bay wraps him up, ‘FADE TO BLACK’ (Acid Drop) ON PRIEST! Bay gets to his feet but doesn’t see Ares. Bay turns around, HATE KICK! (Jumping Crescent Kick) Ares points up top and starts climbing the turnbuckle but Strong is back up and nails Ares with a big right hand! Strong climbs up the turnbuckle and positions himself in front of Ares, ‘DEATH BY RODERICK’ (Fireman’s Carry Double Knee Gutbuster) CONNECTS! (Oh!) Strong is down and Bay quickly recovers and covers Ares, 1…2…3!
Winner: John Bay via Pinfall in 13:44

Rating: 79%

Mike Rether: AND BAY SNEAKS AWAY WITH THE VICTORY!

John House: SMART THINKING ON HIS PART!

Mike Rether: I’ll have to agree with you. I mean, he got leveled by Ares, had the time to gather himself while Strong was busy with Ares. Strong hits Ares with that big double knee gutbuster off the top, Bay saw the opportunity and slid in there for the three count.

John House: And he remains as far as I know, the ONLY undefeated man in Pro Wrestling KING.

Mike Rether: I think you’re right about that one. Well fans it’s been a ride here tonight, and it’s almost time to go. But before that happens we’ve got one more match coming your way, and it is YOUR MAIN EVENT! Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT, OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring… From Russia… Weighing 300 pounds… NIKITAAAAA SPUTNIIIIIIK!

~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie hits and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik walks through the curtain covered with the Russian Flag. Sputnik gets to the center of the entrance ramp and holds the flag up and starts walking down the ramp, with the flag blowing behind him. The fans continue to boo as Sputnik climbs inside the ring and starts waving the flag around the ring before draping it on the turnbuckle. Sputnik proceeds to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent… From Aberdeen, Washington… Weighing 200 pounds… The PWK Heavyweight Champion… “American Dragon” BRYAN DANNNNNNNIELSON!

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain. Danielson walks down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and then climbs inside the ring. Danielson takes the belt off and then climbs on the turnbuckle, chanting the chorus of his theme music with the fans. Danielson drops down and stares at Sputnik as the music fades)

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Main Event: Nikita Sputnik vs. Bryan Danielson

The bell sounds and now Danielson and Sputnik circle one another up. Danielson shoots the legs of Sputnik but Sputnik wisely evades him. Danielson and Sputnik continue to circle and now Danielson lunges in for a lock up and tries to push Sputnik to the corner but Sputnik throws his weight into it and pushes Danielson off. Danielson rolls to his feet and shakes it off while Sputnik just stands where he is. Danielson and Sputnik circle again and now lock up but Danielson swings behind the back of Sputnik and wraps him up. Sputnik counters and goes behind the back of Danielson and takes him to the mat with a waistlock takedown. Danielson sits up and Sputnik still has a grip on him. Danielson gets to his feet and leans down and tries to grab the leg of Sputnik but Sputnik switches his positioning. Danielson breaks the hold finally and now locks Sputnik in a headlock. Danielson tightens the hold and now spins around and goes for a drop toe hold but Sputnik is rocking, trying to keep his balance but finally falls to his knees, enabling Danielson to pop up and lock him in a waist lock. (Claps!) Danielson manages to push Sputnik down into a pin, 1… Sputnik kicks out easily and both get to their feet and we’re at a standoff!

Mike Rether: Well it’s obvious that Danielson has found a tough challenge in Nikita Sputnik… I mean, Sputnik is twice his size, he’s 100 pounds heavier…

John House: He’s Russian.

Mike Rether: What’s that got to do with anything?

John House: Just trying to join in the conversation…

Mike Rether: Anyway…

Danielson and Sputnik lock up but Sputnik trips Danielson up with a single leg takedown and locks in a standing ankle lock. Danielson uses his free foot and starts kicking Sputnik in the head and finally kicks him hard enough to release the hold. Danielson gets to his feet quickly and ducks a clothesline. Sputnik turns around and Danielson nails him with a forearm, and another, and another! Danielson shoots Sputnik to the ropes. Sputnik gets kicked in the gut by Danielson and Danielson hits a snap suplex and rolls through locking in butterfly submission! (Claps!) Danielson tightens the hold but Sputnik stars punching Danielson in the ribs. Danielson releases the hold and now Sputnik shoves Danielson to the mat and slaps on a headlock. Danielson gets to his feet and punches Sputnik in the ribs and shoots him to the ropes. Sputnik comes back and gives Danielson a shoulder tackle. Sputnik hits the ropes and leaps over a fallen Danielson. Danielson gets back up, AND NAILS A DROPKICK THAT SENDS SPUTNIK OUT OF THE RING! (Cheers!) Danielson gets to his feet and waits in the ring for Sputnik. Sputnik gets to his feet, Danielson hits the ropes, AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND NAILS SPUTNIK WITH A FOREARM! (PWK! PWK!) Danielson gets to his feet and picks Sputnik up and nails him with a chop! (Wooo!) Sputnik backs off Danielson but then knees him in the gut, AND BANGS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE RING APRON! Sputnik grabs Danielson and now picks him up, AND RUNS HIM INTO THE STEEL BUCKLE! (Boo!) Sputnik slides in and out of the ring to break the count, and now starts stomping Danielson in the back.

Mike Rether: And now Sputnik, working on the lower back of Danielson. Sputnik is known for that big bear hug. Probably got that in the back of his mind.

John House: No question about that. He’s gonna try to squeeze the life out of him and hopefully break a couple bones.

Sputnik picks Danielson up and shoves him back in the ring. Sputnik climbs inside and starts pounding the back of Danielson. Sputnik picks him up a shoots him to the ropes. Danielson comes back and Sputnik lifts him up, SIDE BACKBREAKER! Sputnik covers, 1...2, Danielson kicks out. Sputnik picks Danielson up and tosses him to the corner. Danielson hits hard and now comes back out and Sputnik hits him with a hard scoop slam. Sputnik drops down and covers again, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Sputnik picks Danielson up and nails him with a couple right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Danielson comes back to a ducking Sputnik and kicks him in the face! Sputnik pops up and Danielson nails him with a few forearms and hits the ropes, DIVING FOREARM TAKES SPUTNIK DOWN! (Cheers!) Danielson with the cover, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out. Danielson grabs the arm of Sputnik and locks in an armbar but Sputnik reaches the ropes. Danielson picks Sputnik up and puts him in the corner and starts stomping him. Danielson shoots Sputnik to the far side but Sputnik reverses and sends Danielson. Danielson hits the corner hard and walks out, Sputnik picks him up in a scoop slam but Danielson squirms out of it, GERMAN SUPLEX! Danielson has him up again, AND GIVES HIM ANOTHER! Danielson slowly gets back to his feet and now hooks the leg of Sputnik, GOES FOR THE ‘REGAL PLEX’ BUT SPUTNIK BLOCKS IT WITH A COUPLE RIGHT HANDS! Sputnik shoots Danielson to the ropes, POWERSLAM! Sputnik with the cover, 1…2… Danielson kicks out!

Mike Rether: And Sputnik ALMOST pinned the Heavyweight Champion.

Sputnik picks Danielson up and takes him to the corner and starts choking him with his boot. Sputnik shoots Danielson to the corner and Danielson hits hard and falls to the mat. Sputnik raises his arms in victory and now picks Danielson up and shoves him hard in the corner. Sputnik nails him a few times and lifts him up. Sputnik climbs up top and sets him up for a superplex but Danielson starts blocking it! Danielson starts forearming Sputnik and now shoves him off! Danielson perches himself, DIVING HEADBUTT! (Cheers!) Danielson covers, 1…2… Sputnik kicks out. Danielson and Sputnik both down now but both start getting to their feet. Sputnik throws a right hand but Danielson blocks and nails him with a right, and another, and another! Danielson gets kneed in the gut and now Sputnik hits the ropes, BACK BODY DROP! (Cheers!) Sputnik gets to his feet but Danielson nails him with a forearm, and another, and another! Danielson rears back, ROARING ELBOW! (Oh!) Sputnik is dazed but stays standing and throws a right hand but Danielson grabs his arm and takes him down to the mat, AND GOES FOR THE ‘CATTLE MUTILATION’ BUT SPUTNIK SQUIRMS AND GETS OUT OF IT! Sputnik quickly rolls to the outside.

Mike Rether: And Sputnik gets out of the Cattle Mutilation and wisely rolls out of the ring to try and regain… WAIT A MINUTE!

(The camera pans to the entrance ramp and you see Chris Hero walking down the aisle)

Mike Rether: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!

Danielson still in the ring now spots Hero and walks to the ropes. Hero at the ringside area now just stares at Danielson as Danielson leans on the ropes, trying to engage Hero to come in the ring and do something. Hero now starts arguing with Danielson as the referee gets involved and tells Hero to get backstage. Danielson leans over the referee AND SPITS AT HERO! (Cheers!) Hero wipes the spit from his shirt and attempts to go in the ring but the referee is holding him back! Danielson laughs and turns around, SPUTNIK KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, ‘LENIN’S TOMB!’ (Lifting Double Arm DDT) Sputnik quickly covers and the referee slides back in, 1…2…3!
Winner: Nikita Sputnik via Lenin’s Tomb in 15:24

Rating: 83%

Mike Rether: DAMNIT!

John House: DANIELSON HAS JUST BEEN BEATEN!

Mike Rether: AND IT WAS ALL HERO’S FAULT!

John House: What are you talking about Rether? Hero NEVER did anything. He just came out. He didn’t lay a hand on Danielson. Or Sputnik for that matter.

Mike Rether: Yeah, his presence was enough.

John House: Well the important thing is that Danielson has been beaten, and that makes a HUGE impact on his match with Sputnik at Devil’s Night.

Mike Rether: You know you’re right, but I can’t wait to see what happens next week when Travis Martin sees what’s been done here tonight. But we’re out of time folks, for John House, I’m Mike Rether, SO LONG!

(The camera fades on Bryan Danielson staring at Chris Hero who’s now at the top of the entrance ramp, laughing)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

[center] Overall Show Rating: 83%

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Monday, October 12th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/Mike Rether and John House

(After a few clips of recent PWK footage, the Insiders Edition logo flashes on the screen and then the camera fades inside a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Hello fans, and welcome, to another edition, of the Insiders Edition. I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John House.

Mike Rether: What? No catchy little monikers tonight?

John House: I’m John, “Tired Of Coming Up With Monikers” House.

Mike Rether: Not your best, but that works. Fans, we are just two weeks away from our next big show, Devil’s Night. Tickets are still on sale now at ProWrestlingKING.com, or you can buy them at the door. Believe me, and I say this all the time because it’s true… You won’t want to miss this show. And right now we’ve got some headlines about Devil’s Night…

Nikita Sputnik vs. Bryan Danielson Announced For Devils Night!

Mike Rether: Yes folks, it was confirmed last week on PWK TV, that Nikita Sputnik will in fact meet Bryan Danielson at Devil’s Night, and the Heavyweight Title will be on the line. It was just a few weeks ago at Politically Incorrect, that Nikita Sputnik beat 3 other men to earn himself a title shot at any current title holder in Pro Wrestling KING, he made the challenge to Bryan Danielson. He wanted to go after the big dog in the yard, and now he’s finally got his chance.

John House: And what’s even better is that he’s already BEATEN Danielson.

Mike Rether: Oh yeah, thanks to Chris Hero.

John House: Noooo… Chris Hero didn’t do anything to Danielson. He simply came out to the ring, watched what was going on, and that was it.

Mike Rether: He caused a distraction.

John House: Nooo… Danielson caused his own distraction by not worrying about Sputnik, and talking smack to Hero. And then of all things, SPITTING ON HIM!

Mike Rether: Actually I thought that was kind of funny.

John House: IT WAS DISGUSTING!

Mike Rether: Nevertheless, the ending result was Nikita Sputnik putting Danielson down for the three count, and if you missed the stare down Danielson had for Chris Hero, you know he’s pretty upset about the situation.

John House: And it doesn’t even matter because Danielson can’t do a thing about it.

Mike Rether: That remains to be seen.

What’s Up DJ Hyde’s Sleeve?

Mike Rether: Last week, DJ Hyde has raised a bunch of questions after his meeting with the Hardcore Playas. Not a lot of words were said, but what we could gather is that it had something to do with the Elements Of Darkness and something to do with Devil’s Night. We caught up with DJ Hyde a few days after PWK TV, and here’s what he had to say….

(The camera fades to a prerecorded interview where you can see the Crown Of Thorns Champion DJ Hyde standing by)

DJ Hyde: So you wanna know what’s going on with DJ Hyde and the Hardcore Playas when it comes to those idiots in the Elements Of Darkness? You want to know what that whole meeting was about? Haha, well if I tell you… Then where’s the fun? If I told you everything that me and those guys had planned… The secret would be out of the bag. This is all I’m gonna tell you… Tune into PWK TV this week… And you’ll figure it out…

(DJ Hyde looks into the camera with a sadistic looking smile as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

John House: I don’t like the sound of that. Something’s up.

Mike Rether: Indeed. And that can only mean trouble, for the Elements Of Darkness.

Quackenbush Not Happy With What Happened To Chris Evans

Mike Rether: Last week Derek Frazier challenged young up and comer Chris Evans, all because the kid made a mistake and walked past Frazier who was in the middle of a promo. Evans apologized for the incident, but the ego maniac that Frazier is just couldn’t accept it and challenged him to a match.

John House: A match? Hell it was more like a mugging.

Mike Rether: Evans fought off Frazier for as long as he could, but it wasn’t long before Frazier took over and-

John House: And wiped the floor with him.

Mike Rether: Before Frazier took over and used his veteran tactics to do a number on Evans, and eventually finishing him off for the victory. But Frazier didn’t just stop there. As if beating him wasn’t enough, Frazier had it in his mind to embarrass him, and that’s when he decked Evans with the Junior Heavyweight Title. And last week, one man was watching that match, that has got something to say here tonight, and that’s Mike Quackenbush. We take you now to this interview…

(The camera fades in on Mike Quackenbush)

Mike Quackenbush: You know I was sitting at home last week, watching everything going on with PWK TV… And I paid close attention to the Derek Frazier, Chris Evans match. And what I saw made me sick to my stomach. Derek Frazier, and I say this because I truly mean it… Derek Frazier does NOT I repeat, does NOT deserve to wear that belt around his waist. Derek Frazier only cares about two things, he cares about himself, and he cares about luxuries. All this talk about red carpets, limo’s, and everything, that’s not what being a champion is all about. Being a champion, is about pride, and love for this business. Obviously two things that Derek Frazier has no idea about. No, the two things he cares about our himself and his little luxuries. And it’s been obvious for a while now that Frazier only cares about himself, but after watching last week, I learned that Frazier cares about two more things, humiliation and disrespect. Frazier took this up and comer in Chris Evans, beat him like a red headed stepchild and then after he made his point, whatever that was, he decked him with the belt. And it made me sick to my stomach. But you know something? Last week, Chris Evans showed me that he’s got a lot of guts, a lot of heart, and a lot of potential to do big things in this business and in this company, the kids had a rough start so far, but that’s okay, because things are gonna change, and it starts next week. The match is already signed, Frazier, it’s gonna be me and Chris Evans, against you and any goon you can find in the locker room. And I’m going to personally make sure, that Chris Evans gets a little bit of payback for what you did to him last week.

(Quack stares into the camera as it fades back to Mike and John who is laughing)

Mike Rether: Some strong words from Mike Quackenbush… And why are you laughing?

John House: Hahaha. Rether, being the excellent broadcast journalist that I am… I personally took this recorded interview, and personally showed it to our PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, Derek Frazier, and I just so happened to have a recorded interview from him… ROLL IT!

(The camera fades to Derek Frazier who’s holding the Junior Heavyweight Title around his shoulder and laughing)

Derek Frazier: Haha. First and foremost Mike Quackenbush… Let me go ahead and boost your ego a little bit by saying that you are right. I do care about myself. I do care about the luxuries that I have gained with my new success, as reigning Junior Heavyweight Champion. And as far as that nobody Chris Evans goes, I did enjoy humiliating him last week. But as far decking him with my belt goes… I wasn’t trying to disrespect the kid… I was simply trying to show him, that that was as CLOSE, as that little punk will ever get to mine, OR ANY OTHER BELT in this company. Now… As far as this little challenge is concerned. You and that punk kid want to team up against me and a partner of my choice? Haha. Well let me just go ahead and introduce my tag team partner, the invincible, and the unstoppable, TOMMY GRACE!

(Tommy Grace suddenly walks into view and shakes the hand of Derek Frazier)

Derek Frazier: Now Tommy, I want you to go ahead and tell those two morons, just what’s gonna happen come Tuesday night.

Tommy Grace: Haha, IT’S QUITE SIMPLE, that even a damn caveman can figure it out. What’s gonna happen Tuesday night, is we’re gonna do one of two things. Option A, we’re gonna take out the guy that’s honestly gonna carry the team, that’s you Quackenbush. We’re gonna take you out of the whole equation, and then we’re just gonna have our way with your little friend Chris Evans. We’re gonna hurt that pipsqueak, and we’re gonna hurt him bad. Hell, we’re gonna make him WISH that he never stepped foot inside a wrestling ring.

Derek Frazier: DAMN that sounds nice.

Tommy Grace: Option B… A little similar to option A, we’re gonna take out Chris Evans first, because obviously he’s a walk in the park, you proved that last week.

Derek Frazier: Yes I did.

Tommy Grace: Then, once he’s out of the picture. It’s us, versus you Quackenbush. And as the saying goes, there’s always strength in numbers. And looking at you Quackenbush, you may be able hit one of us with all your little flashy moves, but what are you gonna do, WHAT CAN YOU DO, when one of us is right behind you, ready to take your head off. The answer to that question Quackenbush, is you simply can’t do anything. So whatever hopes you have, about you and that punk kid walking out of that ring Tuesday night with a win over myself and the PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, you need to throw them out the window, because that’s not going to happen.

Derek Frazier: GOD both those options are great, and the only question is just what option will we take. But the fact of the matter is that it doesn’t matter what option we choose, either way, the better team is gonna win, and you’re looking at em.

(Frazier and Grace high five and walk off as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

John House: Haha, I love it.

Mike Rether: Personally I cannot WAIT until they get proven wrong.

John House: What are ya kidding me? Prove them wrong? I think you been spending a little too much time with Up In Smoke, cuz you’re definitely smoking some of that whacky tobaccy to even THINK that Quackenbush and that punk, err Chris Evans, can beat a great team like Frazier and Grace.

Mike Rether: Well it does remain to be seen.

PWK Promo: The Backseat Boyz

Trent Acid: Homicide, B-Boy… Instead of ruining our victory celebration last week when we beat the BLKout, and Up In Smoke, why don’t you just do as we say. Put those belts on the line, give us our title shot, so we can beat you, take those belts off you, and put them where they belong, around our waists.

Johnny Kashmere: You know, I hate the fact, that every single time we come to a promotion, and there’s always some team, that thinks they’re better than the Backseat Boyz. Okay. We can go on and on, about the titles we’ve held in the past, the teams we’ve beaten in the past, but NOBODY seems to understand, that no matter what they may have accomplished in their careers, that we’ve done a lot more.

Trent Acid: A whole lot more. Bottom line… Homicide, B-Boy, you’ve got those belts… We want em, and soon… Real soon… We’re gonna take em. And you both, can just take a back seat.

(The backseat Boyz laugh and then walk off as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Nikita Sputnik

(The camera fades to Nikita Sputnik who stands alone, draped in the Russian flag)

Nikita Sputnik: Pee… Dubya… Kay… All you peeple weetnessed last week, that Nikeeta Sputneek is better, than your Heavyweightweight Champeeon, Bryan Danielson.. You see Danielson… Nikeeta Sputneek is supreme athlete. Nikeeta Sputneek, is strong. Plainly put… Nikeeta Sputneek, is, and will be better than you. Because een my contry Russia… We train athlete desteened for greatness. And I have been chosen, to be notheeng short of greatness. And at Deveel’s Night… I finally geet my shot, at Heavyweight Title… And I weel become next, Heavyweight Champeeon. You Danielson are good champeeon… But, een the words of my fellow comrade Ivan Drago… You weel lose.

(Sputnik holds up the Russian flag and starts singing the anthem as the camera fades)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)


PWK TV Card For October 13th

Trent Acid vs. B-Boy

Scotty Priest v. Will Storm

Tag Team
Mike Quackenbush/Chris Evans vs. Derek Frazier/Tommy Grace

Tag Team
Elements Of Darkness vs. Hardcore Playas

*CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE*