[HardcoreJay]

Yeah, I was thinking about just going with it up until Gold Rush but then again after Gold Rush I thought it'd be kinda stupid to keep it going and then all of a sudden say OH HEY WE GOT CANCELLED lol. So last minute thinking I came up with the whole idea of just having Hero go against Danielson for the title since they are pretty much my major feud.

Also the whole Grace/conspiracy thing doesn't sound like a bad idea... I'll keep that in mind lol.

[Ultimo Drag-Dan]

HardcoreJay, on Aug 13 2009, 09:09 AM, said:

Yeah, I was thinking about just going with it up until Gold Rush but then again after Gold Rush I thought it'd be kinda stupid to keep it going and then all of a sudden say OH HEY WE GOT CANCELLED lol. So last minute thinking I came up with the whole idea of just having Hero go against Danielson for the title since they are pretty much my major feud.

Also the whole Grace/conspiracy thing doesn't sound like a bad idea... I'll keep that in mind lol.

Just an idea, why don't you turn Insider's Edition into a CHIKARA Podcast-a-Go-Go style thing? Leading up until GR, you could have showed snippets of the qualifying matches and given the results, as if they were held at Live Events. Not to worry though, you still have a solid card.

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, August 17th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

Mike Rether: Hello and WELCOME to another edition of Insiders Edition. And folks, we are just 5 days away from probably one of the biggest Pay Per Views you will EVER see here at Pro Wrestling KING, I’m talking about Gold Rush. Hello, I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John “the REAL king of queens,” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: The real king of queens?

John House: You got that right, Rether.

Mike Rether: I’m sure Kevin James will have something to say to you about that, but we’re going to have to get into that later, because we’ve got a lot to cover today regarding Gold Rush, so let’s get things under way.

Chris Hero And Danielson Set For Battle

Mike Rether: Jay B. has made it happen and it’s been a monumental moment WAITING to happen here at Pro Wrestling KING. The crowning of our first ever Heavyweight Champion. And who better than Chris Hero and Bryan Danielson to be the ones to fight for the coveted prize. It was Jay B. owner and founder himself that made this match possible, and in just 5 days, we’re going to see it happen. Bryan Danielson has been medically cleared to get back in the ring, and he has told many that he is anxiously awaiting to fight for the title. Right now we go to a prerecorded message from Bryan Danielson, regarding the match at Gold Rush.

(The camera fades into a room where Bryan Danielson is standing by)

Bryan Danielson: Chris Hero. Since the very beginning of Pro Wrestling KING. Me and you have had a heated battle. And every single time that we’ve stepped in that ring. You’ve tried to end my career. You’ve succeeded in injuring me. But despite my injury, I came back to fight you at Scars And Stripes. And I lost. But that was then… This is now. And now Chris… My injury is gone. And I am better than I have ever been. And do you know what’s even better than that, Chris? I am more READY, than I have ever been. Ready to get back in the ring, ready to fight you one more time… And more importantly… I’m ready, to become the first PWK Heavyweight Champion. In just 5 days… Chris, you and I will meet one more time… And this time, you’re going to be the one that gets hurt. But I’m not talking about being injured… No, I’m not going to try and hurt you like you did me, Chris. I’m talking about hurt… As in your pride. Because you see, it’s been your sole goal in Pro Wrestling KING, to win the Heavyweight Title… And get rid of me. And sorry to say it, Chris… But neither of those will be happening come the 22nd. And that’s not a threat… It’s a PROMISE! And it’s a promise… That I intend… And WILL keep.

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: Strong words from a guy who hasn’t had the best of luck with Chris Hero as of late…

John House: And he’s not gonna have any luck come Gold Rush. You watch and see, Rether. I know you’re all happy that Danielson is back at a hundred percent, but let’s face the facts, Chris Hero is the better wrestler. He’s proven that time and time again, even without beating Danielson. But this Saturday night, he’s going to beat him, and be one HELL of a Heavyweight Champion for Pro Wrestling KING.

Mike Rether: Of course, Chris Hero had this to say in response to Danielson, let’s take a look.

(The camera fades to a prerecorded message from Chris Hero)

Chris Hero: Jay B. I know you’re the president, and the founder of Pro Wrestling KING… BUT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PITTING ME AND DANIELSON TOGETHER AT GOLD RUSH!?!?! Let’s look at the facts here. If ANYBODY should even get in that ring with me, it should at LEAST be Tommy Grace. Because he and I, WE were the ones that won our qualifying matches at the last PWK TV. WE were the ones that advanced into the tournament. Everybody else never had the chance. Granted PWK did bad in the television ratings so we got cancelled, but either way, they never had a chance anyway if they got in the ring with me… And the same goes for Tommy Grace. But the bottom line is this, Bryan Danielson was hurt, and even if he was to be involved in the qualifying rounds of the tournament, HE NEVER EVEN MADE IT! Therefore, he should not even be in the Main Event at Gold Rush. And as for you Bryan, don’t think for one second that just because you’re all healed up, that you can still get in that ring and go the distance with me. I’m Chris Hero. You’re Bryan Danielson. NUFF SAID! I’ve had more matches than you. I’ve held more titles than you. Hell, probably had more girls than you, but that’s besides the point. Point is, I should be in that Main Event at Gold Rush, with someone else. I don’t care who it is, I would think that since Tommy Grace advanced into the 8 man tournament along with myself, that we should be in the Main Event, let me beat him, and become the champion, since that’s what’s going to happen anyway. I see NO REASON why Danielson should be in there with me. I DEMAND that this match be changed, IMMEDIATELY!

(Hero stares into the camera as it fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: Well it seems Hero really doesn’t want a piece of Danielson.

John House: THAT’S A BUNCH OF CRAP! HE CAN TAKE DANIELSON! But he makes a GOOD point. Danielson did NOTHING to prove himself worthy of stepping in the ring with Hero at Gold Rush, except get his ass kicked each and every single time he DID step in the ring with him. Danielson has no business, and I agree with Hero. In fact, I’m gonna start a petition right now…

(John House grabs a piece of paper and a pen and starts writing something down. He takes a moment and then holds the paper out in front of Rether, also handing him the pen)

John House: Here ya go, Rether. Be the first to sign it.

Mike Rether: Sign what?

John House: The “Keep Bryan Danielson Out Of Gold Rush Petition.” Sign it.

Mike Rether: I’m not signing that thing.

(John House looks at the camera and smiles)

John House: Rether… You’re making me look bad. Just sign it.

Mike Rether: Forget it. You make yourself look bad anyway.

John House: Give ya 20 bucks…

Mike Rether: Moving on…

John House: I HATE YOU!

Participants Determined For Junior Heavyweight Title Match

Mike Rether: The Junior Heavyweight Title, much like the Heavyweight and Tag Team Titles, will be on the line at Gold Rush… And Jay B. has made it clear that 10 participants will be given the chance to become the first Junior Heavyweight Champion for Pro Wrestling KING. Now this match is going to be somewhat different than your average battle royal. What Jay B. has decided is that 5 participants will be in the ring at the same time, and after someone gets pinned or taps out, someone will replace him until there is one man left standing. Right now we’re going to display the 10 participants involved in this match.

Participants Entered In The Battle Royal For The Junior Heavyweight Title

Amazing Red
Mike Quackenbush
Derek Frazier
Scotty Priest
Jay Man
Chris Evans
Cheech
Cloudy
El Generico
Tsuyoshi Kojima

Mike Rether: That looks like a promising lineup. Pick me a winner, John.

John House: I honestly don’t really care about this match but if I had to pick somebody it would have to be Derek Frazier.

Mike Rether: Derek Frazier is definitely no stranger to the Junior Heavyweight division. And he sure is no stranger to the Junior Heavyweight Title. But he’s got a bit of competition ahead of him.

Other Matches Set For Gold Rush

Mike Rether: So the Heavyweight, Tag Team, North American, and Junior Heavyweight Title matches are set, but what lies ahead for DJ Hyde? DJ Hyde, the first ever Crown Of Thorns Champion has a difficult task ahead of him, because it has been decided that he will defend the Crown Of Thorns Title, against Jonas Testament.

John House: YES! NEW CROWN OF THORNS CHAMPION!

Mike Rether: Recently, Daniel Reed Helton and Jonas Testament have been a thorn in Hyde’s side ever since Scars And Stripes, where it was DJ Hyde that BEAT Daniel Reed Helton to win the tournament, and become the Crown Of Thorns Champion. That following Tuesday, at PWK TV, Hyde and Helton had a rematch thanks to Jonas Testament, and the two once again did battle with the title on the line. Testament, blatantly interfering on Helton’s behalf, was tossed from the ringside area and it was then a fair fight, that Hyde won and retained the title after a vicious ‘Shadow Driver’ through a table. This however wasn’t the end, because Testament has once again gone to Jay B. and has demanded a match with Hyde, which for some reason, Jay B. has granted.

John House: Maybe Jay B. got smart and realized that Testament is the deserving Crown Of Thorns Champion.

Mike Rether: Or maybe it’s because Jay B. knows how pissed Hyde has gotten with Testament interfering that he’s finally allowing Hyde to get some payback.

John House: Nah, I like my analysis better.

Mike Rether: Well, it will be DJ Hyde defending his title against Testament. And speaking of Testament, Daniel Reed Helton will also be in action against Hardcore Jay. Those two for those that don’t remember, met in the semifinals of Scars And Stripes in the Hangman’s Match, and it was DRH that advanced to the finals, thanks to Testament’s blatant interference, so Jay B. has decided that DRH and Hardcore Jay will meet in singles action.

John House: Well whoopty freakin doo.

Mike Rether: It’s sure to be a great night, that’s for sure. If you fans want to come check out the hottest wrestling promotion in Maryland, then look no further than Pro Wrestling KING. We will be LIVE Saturday, August 22nd, at the KING’s Coliseum in Baltimore for Gold Rush. Tickets are still available at the door. Or you can order them online at ProWrestlingKING.com. That’s all the time we have for you tonight, but we urge EACH and every one of you to come check us out. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll seeya next time.

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)


PWK Presents: GOLD RUSH
Live, August 22nd At The KING’s Coliseum [/color] [/b]

Crown Of Thorns Title
Jonas Testament vs. DJ Hyde ©

North American Title
Ares vs. Roderick Strong ©

Hardcore Jay vs. DRH

10 Man Battle Royal For Junior Heavyweight Title
Derek Frazier vs. Cheech vs. Cloudy vs. El Generico vs. Jay Man vs. Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Amazing Red vs. Scotty Priest

TLC Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout vs. Helms Brothers vs. Strong Style Thugs

PWK Heavyweight Title
Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Hero

[Medionsaturn]

Where's Kevin James vs John House for the King of Queens title?

Crown Of Thorns Title
Jonas Testament vs. DJ Hyde ©
Don't see DJ Hyde dropping it anytime soon. Testament and maybe even DRH will give him a run for his money, but Hyde is one bad ass mother .

North American Title
Ares vs. Roderick Strong ©
To be honest I don't know which way this one'll go, I would really like to see Ares win, but I'd actually like to see Strong defend it against other people more.

Hardcore Jay vs. DRH
As much as I like Hardcore Jay, I don't see DRH needlessly losing credibility to him, after losing twice already.

10 Man Battle Royal For Junior Heavyweight Title
Derek Frazier vs. Cheech vs. Cloudy vs. El Generico vs. Jay Man vs. Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Amazing Red vs. Scotty Priest
Anyone's game really, so I'll just take a stab in the dark with what I'd like to see most. El Generico to pick up the upset with a victory, achieved in a controversial fashion.

TLC Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout vs. Helms Brothers vs. Strong Style Thugs
Another stab in the dark here, the BLKout to take it cleanly so that we have faces as champs for once. Or at least I remember them as faces. I've confused myself now.

PWK Heavyweight Title
Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Hero
Wouldn't mind seeing Hero as champ, but after all the hype, I just get the feeling that Danielson will win it.

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, August 19th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: DJ Hyde

(The camera fades into a room where DJ Hyde is standing by with the Crown Of Thorns Title resting on his shoulder)

DJ Hyde: Jonas Testament. At Scars And Stripes. I took your little lackey DRH, and I showed him what being ultraviolent is all about. He was tough, I will admit, but in the end, I was the one that came out with this belt, and the Scars And Stripes Death Match trophy. But that wasn’t enough for you. Fast forward to that following Tuesday at PWK TV, you pulled that whole rematch clause crap and demanded DRH get another shot at me. And look what happened. You tried to interfere, and ya got thrown out. And in the end, I beat his ass again and retained my title… Fast forward to now. Now, you want a shot at me while your little buddy DRH has his hands tied with Hardcore Jay. Testament. I warned you before, to NEVER step in the ring with me. Because if you did, I was going to hurt you. And at Gold Rush, this Saturday night, that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to hurt you, and I am going to show you why I’m the Crown Of Thorns, and Scars And Stripes Champion… But more than that, I’m going to show you Testament why you should never, EVER, *censored*, with me.

(Hyde stares into the camera as it fades out)

PWK Promo: Ares

(The camera fades into a room where Ares is standing by)

Ares: Roderick Strong. Gold Rush is just a few short days away. Which means YOU are just a few short days away from losing that coveted North American Title. We’ve had some battles in the past. And you were always one step closer than I. But things are different now. I beat you at the last PWK TV tapings, and it pains me to say that the belt wasn’t on the line. But it is now. And I am more determined to take it from you. Make no mistake about it Strong. This Saturday night, I’m taking that belt from you. Believe it. Cuz I said it.

(Ares throws his fists up and stares into the camera as it fades out)

A Message To Hero

(The camera fades in on Jay B. owner and founder of PWK who is sitting behind his desk)

Jay B: I recently watched a promo from one Chris Hero. And it seems that Chris Hero, isn’t too pleased with the match I, the owner and founder of Pro Wrestling KING, made for Gold Rush. In Hero’s mind, Bryan Danielson shouldn’t be involved in the Main Event at Gold Rush, because he feels that Danielson did not qualify. But on the other hand, Tommy Grace did. So he feels that he, should face Grace. Well Hero, you do make an interesting point, and a valid one at that. So, with that said, I will go ahead and say this… I AM THE OWNER OF THIS COMPANY, NOT YOU! To quote someone from another company, I’VE GOT THE STROKE AROUND HERE, NOT YOU! If I want Danielson in that match at Gold Rush, then DAMNIT, HE IS GOING TO BE IN THAT MATCH AT GOLD RUSH! Yes, Tommy Grace advanced to the 8 man tournament, yes he did qualify, and then, we got cancelled. But, Tommy Grace hasn’t been one of the guys that the fans want to see. Tommy Grace hasn’t tried to take out somebody each and every single week. And Tommy Grace, isn’t in my mind, a Main Event draw yet. So Chris Hero, you WILL face Bryan Danielson at Gold Rush. You WILL respect my decision. And you WILL NOT QUESTION what I have to say ever again. I hired you, don’t THINK for one SECOND that I won’t fire your ass and replace you with somebody else. Thank you, and good day.

(Jay B. leans back in his chair and props his feet up on the desk as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Up In Smoke

(The camera fades into a room with a door. You can hear the music of the Kottonmouth Kings being played and a few voices. Suddenly, smoke comes pouring out from the cracks of the door and then it opens up and a cloud of smoke pours out from the room. The smoke finally clears and you can see Cheech, Cloudy and Duke Jupiter in the room. Cheech and Cloudy are laughing and you can see that Duke Jupiter is wearing a gas mask)

Duke Jupiter: Hahaha, I’M A DUCKBILLED PLATYPUS! BLLLLLAH! BLLLLAH!

Cheech: Hahaha… Is that really what a platypus sounds like?

(Jupiter stops and thinks for a second)

Duke Jupiter: I DON’T KNOW! HAHAHAHA!

(Cheech, Cloudy and Jupiter all bust out laughing)

Cloudy: Hahaha.. Holy shit. Hahaha.

(Jupiter takes off the gas mask and smoke pours from it, Jupiter still laughing)

Duke Jupiter: Guys, hahaha. What’s today?

Cloudy: Umm… Wednesday?

Cheech: YEAH! YEAH, IT’S WEDNESDAY! Huh? Wait… Haha… Why you want to know what day it is? Is it someone’s birthday or something, haha.

Duke Jupiter: Haha, nah man… Dude, like, Saturday is that big show… And you guys have a match with like… Umm… One, two, three… LIKE A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS!

Cloudy: OH SHIT! THAT’S RIGHT! Bro, we’ve got like… A battle royal or something. Like me, and you, and a whole bunch of other people… We’re like fighting for the Junior Heavweight Title…

Cheech: But… I don’t want to fight you, bro.

Duke Jupiter: Well… You guys could like… Umm… No wait… OH! You guys could like… No, no… OH! YOU COULD TEAM UP!

Cloudy: But what happens when it’s down to the both of us?

Duke Jupiter: Ummm… You guys could like… Flip a coin?

Cheech: How about… If it comes down to the both of us… May the best man win… And then we celebrate…

Cloudy: That sounds good.

Duke Jupiter: Hey guys. Haha. How about we get an early start on the celebration.

(Jupiter reaches inside his pocket and pulls out a paper bag and holds it in the air)

Cheech: YEA! ROLL THAT SHIT UP! LET’S GO!

(Cloudy grabs the camera and shoves it outside the door and slams it shut. You can hear the three of them still laughing as the Kottonmouth Kings continues to play before the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Hardcore Jay

Hardcore Jay: DRH… Jonas Testament… The two of you kicked my ass at Scars And Stripes… And all I can say to that… Is paybacks are a bitch. DRH… This Saturday night… Your ass is mine. And I’m going to show you, why I’m not just the coolest. Why I’m not just the best. But that I am just, HARD-*censored*ING-CORE!

(Hardcore Jay picks up a barbed wire chair and holds it up as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Strong Style Thugs

(The camera fades onto the streets of Baltimore, MD and you can see the Strong Style Thugs standing by)

Homicide: Backseat Boyz… Blackout… And you two other white boys that don’t mean shit. Me and B-Boy… We comin Saturday, and we gon *censored* ya’ll up. When we put the Thugs back together, we had one goal. Take the Tag Team Titles… Saturday, August 22nd, we comin for all ya’ll asses. And we gon be the Tag Team Champions, of Pro Wrestling KING. Believe dat. BLLLLLAAAAT! BLLLLAAAAT!

(The Thugs throw up the “shocker” symbol as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: The Helms Brothers

(The camera fades in on Eric Helms who’s sitting down just staring blankly with his hands folded, over his mouth. Suddenly, Andrew Helms walks into the view and Eric looks up at him)

Andrew Helms: You know what’s going down Saturday right?

Eric Helms: Yeah. I know.

Andrew Helms: Look… I know the both of us have kinda had the bad luck of the draw since we’ve been here… But we’ve been given the opportunity to prove ourselves in this company. What better way to prove ourselves, by becoming the first ever Tag Team Champions?

Eric Helms: Man… That would be great. I’m just thinking about what lies ahead of us you know? I mean, TLC… You know how much shit we gotta go through to get those belts?

Andrew Helms: Yeah I do… But, it’s worth it right?

Eric Helms: Definitely.

Andrew Helms: You ready to leave our mark on this place bro?

Eric Helms: I’m ready as I’ll ever be… Brothers in arms?

Andrew Helms: Brothers in arms.

(Helms and Andrew grab each other’s hand and lock up as the camera fades)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)


PWK Presents: GOLD RUSH!
Live From The KING’s Coliseum, August 22nd


Crown Of Thorns Title Match
Jonas Testament vs. DJ Hyde ©

North American Title Match
Ares vs. Roderick Strong ©

Hardcore Jay vs. DRH

10 Man Battle Royal For Junior Heavyweight Title
Derek Frazier vs. Cheech vs. Cloudy vs. El Generico vs. Jay Man vs. Chris Evans vs. Tsuyoshi Kojima vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Amazing Red vs. Scotty Priest

TLC Tag Team Title Match
Backseat Boyz vs. BLKout vs. Helms Brothers vs. Strong Style Thugs

PWK Heavyweight Title Match
Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Hero

[HardcoreJay]

Hey guys, just giving ya a heads up, show will be finished sometime TODAY! I just finished the TLC match, only got 2 more matches to go, but I'm tired. So on that note, GOODNITE!

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, August 22nd 2009

PWK Presents: GOLD RUSH!
LIVE From The KING’s Coliseum in Baltimore, Maryland

(PWK clips begin to play set to the song “Hard To See” by Five Finger Death Punch)

I'm growing so distant
Nothing makes sense to me anymore

(Clip shows footage of the Bryan Danielson/Chris Hero feud)

I'm learning to resist
Becoming more than you ever were

(Clip shows DJ Hyde giving DRH a ‘Shadow Driver’ through a table)

Can't explain, whats come over me (come over me)

(Clip shows El Generico giving Derek Frazier the ‘Brainbustaaaaaaaaaaah!’

Can't explain, why it's so hard for me,
So hard to see your side.

(Clip shows Roderick Strong posing with the North American Title with a side clip of Ares staring at the camera)

Projecting all my anger
I can't seem to get this through to you

(Clip shows footage of the Backseat Boyz, the Helms Brothers, the Strong Style Thugs, and the BLKout in various clips fighting and then a picture comes on the screen of all four teams in the center, a ladder behind them, and the Tag Team Titles of PWK at the top of the screen)

The walls are closing in
I dare you to walk in my shoes

(Clip shows Hardcore Jay being hung by Jonas Testament and DRH)

Can't explain, whats come over me (come over me)

(Clip shows Amazing Red hitting the ‘Infrared’)

Can't explain, why it's so hard for me,
So hard to see your side.

(Clip shows DJ Hyde raising the Crown Of Thorns Title and Scars And Stripes Trophy)

Your side..
I won't see your side

(Clip shows Chris Hero nailing Danielson in the leg with a baseball bat)

Can't explain, whats come over me (come over me)
(Clip shows B-Boy hitting Sabian with a ‘Shining Wizard’)

Can't explain, why it's so hard for me,
So hard to see your side.

(Clip shows Jay Man hitting Jester with the ‘Jay Man Driver’)

Can't explain, whats come over me (come over me)

(Various clips of the participants in the 10 man battle royal plays and then shows all 10 participants on the screen with the Junior Heavyweight Title displayed above them)

Can't explain, why it's so hard for me,
So hard to see your side.

(Clip shows DJ Hyde and Testament talking trash to one another, and then a still shot displays DJ Hyde and Testament side by side with the Crown Of Thorns Title in the center of the two)

I won't see your side.
YOUR SIDE

(Clip shows Chris Hero and Bryan Danielson fighting and then a still shot shows Danielson and Hero staring at each other with the Heavyweight Title placed in the center of the two. The video ends as the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum. The fans are chanting ‘PWK’ while the camera circles around the arena before ending at the broadcast booth where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: HELLO AND WELCOME EVERYONE TO TO GOLD RUSH! We are LIVE at the KING’s Coliseum in Baltimore, Maryland and tonight is the night we crown three new champions, hello I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John “Too Hot For TV” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And tonight ladies and gentlemen as I said, we will be crowning three new champions. Actually we will be crowning three FIRST TIME champions, as the Tag Team Titles, the Junior Heavyweight Title, AND the coveted prize in this company, the PWK Heavyweight Title, will all on the line and up for grabs.

John House: And as far as I’m concerned, I don’t like the fact that Chris Hero has to ONCE AGAIN embarrass Bryan Danielson here tonight to claim himself as our Heavyweight Champion. BUT, it’s still going to be fun to watch.

Mike Rether: Speaking of those two, how’d your petition go, John?

John House: Don’t worry about it.

Mike Rether: Nobody signed it did they?

John House: I SAID DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Mike Rether: I thought so. Well it’s been a long time coming, but we are ready to… W-wait a second… I’m getting something in my earpiece here… GOOD GOD A FIGHTS BROKEN OUT BACKSTAGE, GET A CAMERA IN THERE!

(The camera fades backstage where you can see a bunch of wrestlers and security guards in a big circle appearing to be holding back two individuals. The camera zooms out and you can now see that the two that are being held back are Bryan Danielson and Chris Hero. Hero and Danielson are both trying to get to one another but everybody is holding them back. After a few moments of screaming obscenities at one another, both workers are taken to separate areas, and the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 80%

Mike Rether: Wow. Those two want to KILL each other.

John House: Yeah, too bad it’s gonna be Danielson that gets the short end of the stick.

Mike Rether: Well we’ll just have to see about that. But right now ladies and gentlemen, the Crown Of Thorns Title will be put on the line, as DJ Hyde takes on Jonas Testament.

(The camera fades down to ringside where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this opening contest is set for one fall, and it is for the Crown Of Thorns CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from the Devil’s Sanctuary, weighing in at 345 pounds, JOOOONAAAAAS TESSSSSTAMENT!

~BREAK ON THROUGH, TO THE OTHER SIDE!~

(“Break on Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament makes his way through the curtain. Testament calmly walks down to the ring and climbs up on the apron. Testament takes a long hard look at the fans and then steps over the top rope and into the ring. Testament goes over to the ropes and holds them down and starts talking smack to the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And HIS opponent. From Smyrna, Delaware, weighing in at 300 pounds, the Crown Of Thorns Champion, D-J-HYYYYYDE!

~I hate you… You make me… SICK!~

(“Sicklife” by Octane starts up and the fans cheer as DJ Hyde walks out through the curtain carrying the Crown Of Thorns Championship around his shoulder. Hyde starts to walk down the ramp but stops and then turns around and walks back through the curtain)

John House: HE’S SCARED! HAHA! HE’S SARED RETHER!

Mike Rether: I doubt that highly.

(Suddenly, Hyde walks back through the curtain with a shopping cart filled with weapons)

Mike Rether: HE’S GOT THE “CART OF PAIN!”

(Hyde pushes the shopping cart down to the ring and sets it near the apron. He then walks over and grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. He then grabs another chair and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Quote

Crown Of Thorns Title: Jonas Testament vs. DJ Hyde ©

The bell sounds as Testament picks up the chair that Hyde threw in the ring. Testament stares down Hyde AND NOW THE TWO START SWINGING! Hyde and Testament swing their chairs at one another, each time clanging together. Testament lifts his chair up and gets kicked in the gut by Hyde, AND HYDE NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! (Oh!) Testament is dazed but doesn’t go down. Hyde swings again AND NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD AGAIN! (Oh!) Testament is still standing and now Hyde grabs him and tosses him to the ropes. Testament comes back and the two collide. Hyde and Testament stare at each other and Testament says something to him and now Hyde starts forearming Testament and hits the ropes. Hyde comes back and catches a boot from Testament, spins him around, AND NAILS A BIG BACK SUPLEX! Hyde goes for a cover, 1…2, Testament kicks out. Hyde gets to his feet and picks Testament up and nails him with a headbutt. Testament staggers to the corner and Hyde nails him with a few right hands and tosses him to the far side. Testament hits the corner and Hyde runs up, TESTAMENT NAILS HIM WITH A BIG LARIAT! (Oh!) Testament rolls to the outside and grabs the cart and tosses it in the ring. Testament climbs on the apron and puts a leg over the top rope, AND HYDE GRABS THE ROPE AND MAKES TESTAMENT RIDE IT! The fans laugh and cheer as Testament falls into the ring holding his lower region. Hyde picks up a crutch and now walks up to Testament AND SMACKS IT across his back! Testament rolls over in pain as Hyde drops and covers, 1…2, Testament kicks out. Hyde picks Testament up and takes him to the ropes and drapes him across the middle rope. Hyde grabs a barbed wire kendo stick, AND STARTS HITTING HIM ACROSS THE BACK! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: DJ Hyde is seriously PISSED! And he’s letting Testament know it!

Hyde picks up Testament and gives him a body slam. Hyde hits the ropes, NAILS a big elbow drop and covers, 1…2, Testament kicks out. Hyde picks up a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and now waits for Testament to get to his feet. Testament now up on his feet, HYDE SWINGS AND MISSES! Testament sidesteps Hyde, kicks him in the gut, JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! Testament drops down and covers, 1…2, Hyde gets the shoulder up. Testament reaches over, picking up the barbed wire bat, AND STARTS RAKING IT AGAINST HIS SKULL! Blood starts pouring out from Hyde’s forehead and now Testament rakes it once more with force. Testament with a cover, 1...2, Hyde kicks out. Testament starts choking Hyde out now and finally lets him breathe after a few seconds. Testament picks Hyde up and tosses him against the turnbuckle. Testament goes over to the cart and sets it up, AND RAMS IT INTO THE STERNUM OF HYDE! Hyde doubles over while Testament kicks the cart over. Testament grabs Hyde, and sets him up, looking to powerbomb Hyde on the cart, BUT HYDE BACK BODY DROPS TESTAMENT! (Cheers!) Hyde drops down and goes for a cover, 1…2… Testament gets the shoulder up! Hyde gets to his feet and grabs the shopping cart while Testament starts crawling towards the ropes. Hyde picks the cart up, AND THROWS IT INTO THE BACK OF TESTAMENT! (Holy Shit!) Testament grabs the ropes and pulls himself to his feet as Hyde runs up and clubs him in the back. Hyde shoots Testament to the ropes, Testament ducks a clothesline. Hyde turns around, BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY TESTAMENT! (Oh!) Testament drops down and covers, 1…2… HYDE KICKS OUT! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Hyde isn’t giving in, he kicked out of that big boot from Testament at the very last second.

John House: Yeah, we should’ve had a new Crown Of Thorns Champion but that referee counts so damn slow. He must’ve gone to one of those Baltimore schools.

Testament grabs the two chairs now and sets them both up next to each other while Hyde starts getting to his feet. Testament grabs Hyde by the throat, GOES FOR THE CHOKESLAM BUT HYDE ELBOWS OUT OF IT! Hyde drops to his feet and headbutts Testament but Testament returns the favor and headbutts Hyde. Testament headbutts him again and hits the ropes, SCRAPBUSTER SLAM ONTO THE CHAIRS! (Holy Shit!) Hyde with the pin, 1…2…3 NO! TESTAMENT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Hyde questions the count but now picks Testament up and tosses him to the corner. Hyde picks up the chair AND TOSSES IT INTO THE HEAD OF TESTAMENT! (Oh!) Testament stumbles out of the corner, SPEAR FROM HYDE! Hyde starts punching away at the skull of Testament, AND TESTAMENT IS BUSTED OPEN! Hyde gets to his feet and throws his arm up in the air and the fans are cheering! Hyde holds the arm up, signaling for the ‘Summoning Lariat.’ Testament is up on his feet, ‘SUMMONING LARIAT’ MISSES! Hyde turns around, CHOKESLAM FROM TESTAMENT! (Oh!) Testament covers Hyde, 1…2… KICKOUT! Testament can’t believe it as he gets to his feet and argues with the referee. Testament threatens to hit the referee, HYDE ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND, 1…2…3!
Winner And Still Crown Of Thorns Champion: DJ Hyde via roll up in 12:21

Rating: 87%

Mike Rether: HYDE WINS IT! HE RETAINS THE TITLE!

John House: IT’S THAT DAMN REFEREE’S FAULT!

Mike Rether: The referee had nothing to do with it. Testament is just upset that he couldn’t finish off Hyde and let his emotions get the best of him. And wait a second, Testament is still in the ring, Hyde is long gone up the ramp…

(Testament stares down at Hyde who’s standing at the top of the entrance ramp holding the Crown Of Thorns Championship high)

Mike Rether: Testament is a bit furious that he couldn’t get the job, WAIT A MINUTE! HE’S GOT THE REFEREE! NO, LET HIM GO!

John House: HE’S GOING FOR A RIDE!

Mike Rether: CHOKESLAM!

John House: SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!

Mike Rether: I HOPE HE GETS FINED! THAT ROTTEN, LOW DOWN, LOWLIFE!

John House: Yeah, he’s great isn’t he, haha.

Mike Rether: Fans, I for one apologize for what you just saw here… But we’ve got to move on. And up next, we crown our FIRST Junior Heavyweight Champion. This is going to be a 10 man battle royal, done a little bit differently. 5 men will start, and each time someone gets eliminated, a new man will come to replace him. The match will go on, until one man is left standing, and that man will become the first ever PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 10 man battle royal, FOR THE JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! 5 men will enter the ring, and will fight in a lucha tag style until one person is eliminated. After someone is eliminate, another will take his place. And so it will continue, until there is one man left standing, and that man will become the Junior Heavyweight Champion. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 210 pounds, CHRIIIIIS EVVVVVANS!

~WE ATTACK! ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!~

(“Attack” by System Of A Down starts up and Chris Evans walk out from behind the curtains. He stops on the stage and listens to the cheering fans before raising his fist in the air, and then sprints down to the ring. Evans slides inside the ring and goes to the turnbuckle, climbs up and raises his fist in the air again, getting the fans pumped up as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 207 pounds, TSUYOSHIIIIII KOOOOOJIMA!

("We Die Young" by Alice “N” Chains hits and Kojima makes his way out onto the entrance ramp. Kojima stands at the center of the ramp and bows towards the ring and now starts walking down the aisle. He makes his way down and enters the ring stepping to the center and bowing to the official. He then turns and bows to the fans and then starts to stretch out as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 185 pounds, THE AMAZIIIIIIING RED!

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Red makes his way out to the ring, pouring water over his head. Red climbs up the turnbuckle and does his signature pose before getting inside the ring and getting ready for the match)

Scott Bowman: Their opponent, from Electric City, New York, weighing 175 pounds, CLLLLLLOUDY!

~CUZ I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRL! I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRL!~

(“Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani starts up and the fans cheer as Cloudy walks out through the curtain and heads down the ring. Cloudy slaps a few hands along the way and now climbs up the apron and up the turnbuckle, perches himself at the top and does a “toking” taunt before climbing in the ring and getting ready)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, “LIGHTNING” MIIIIIIKE QUAKENBUSH!

~BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break It Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush heads down to the ring. Quack slaps a few hands along the way and now slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

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The bell sounds and it looks like there is going to be a tag rule enforced in this match. Cloudy and Red start things out and lock up. Cloudy slaps a headlock on Red and Red shoots him to the ropes. Cloudy comes back and shoulder tackles Red. Cloudy hits the ropes, leaps over a ducking Red and goes the other way. Cloudy comes back and ducks under the legs of a leaping Red. Red falls and rolls backwards and Cloudy flies over him and rolls to his feet! Cloudy runs up, Red sidesteps, Cloudy bounces off the ropes AND FLIPS TO HIS FEET OUT OF A HIP TOSS FROM RED! Cloudy goes for a kick but Red grabs it and trips him up but Cloudy kicks Red off and both get to their feet, STANDOFF! (Cheers!) Red and Cloudy shake hands in a sign of respect and now Red tags out to Evans and Cloudy tags out to Kojima. Evans and Kojima circle up and shake hands in a sign of respect and continue to circle. Evans and Kojima lock up and Kojima quickly takes him off his feet with an arm drag and holds the arm. Evans rolls on the mat and handsprings to his feet, locking in an armbar of his own. Kojima positions himself and kicks the stomach of Evans and now starts kicking him in the thighs! Kojima kicks him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Evans comes back and backflips off Kojima’s back! Evans wraps him up from behind, reversal by Kojima who goes behind Evans. Evans grabs him by the head, leaps off the mat, AND SNAPMARES HIM! Kojima rolls to his feet and runs at Evans who trips him up for a pin, 1…2, Kojima kicks out. Evans runs up but Kojima trips him this time and covers, 1…2, Evans kicks out and the two are on their feet. Evans runs up to a ducking Kojima, SUNSET FLIP, 1…2, Kojima rolls to his feet and pins Evans legs to his shoulders, 1…2, Evans flips Kojima over, 1…2… Kojima kicks out again and now grabs Evans legs and flips on top of him, 1…2… EVANS BRIDGES UP, BACKSLIDE FROM EVANS, 1…2… KICKOUT, AND WE’RE AT ANOTHER STANDOFF! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: These fans are loving every second of this, but these guys are moving around so fast that if ya blinked you’d miss at least half the things they’re doing!

John House: I for one hate this lucha crap, and you can take that all the way to Mexico, and on that note, STAY THERE!

Evans tags out to Quackenbush as Kojima tags out to Red. Red and Quack circle up and lock up. Quack goes behind Red and takes him down with waist lock slam and floats up and locks in a front face lock. Red twists around, locking in a wristlock on Quack. Quack positions himself and drops down, taking Red down with an armdrag variation. Red to his feet runs up and Quack sidesteps him. Red springs off the ropes, AND ARM DRAGS QUACK! Quack gets to his feet in the ropes, Red runs up and Quack lifts him up and over the top, RED LANDS ON THE APRON! Quack turns around and goes for a punch but Red blocks and nails him in the gut with a shoulder. Quack backs up, SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA FROM RED! Quack goes to the outside and now Red hits the ropes, NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON QUACK! (Holy Shit!) Evans and Cloudy come in the ring and start throwing hands at one another and now both hit the ropes, STEREO DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES, CONNECTING WITH QUACK AND RED! (Cheers!) Kojima is in the ring now and he’s the last man left. Kojima points to the turnbuckle and now starts climbing up. Kojima perches himself at the top rope, CORKSCREW PLANCHA ONTO EVERYBODY! (PWK! PWK!) All 5 men are down but now Cloudy is back to his feet and he grabs Evans and tosses him in the ring. Evans gets to his feet and goes after Cloudy who’s on the apron with a right hand but Cloudy blocks it and gives him a shoulder to the gut. Cloudy leaps over the ropes and lands on Evans back, ‘YOSHITONIC’ ON EVANS, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Chris Evans

Mike Rether: EVANS IS GONE! The first man in this contest is the first man out, now who’s replacing him?

~OLE! OLE, OLE, OLE!~

(“Ole” by The Bouncing Souls hits and El Generico sprints down the aisle to the fans cheers. Generico slides in the ring and starts throwing hands with Cloudy)

Generico and Cloudy throw right hands at one another and Generico gets the advantage. Generico chops Cloudy a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Cloudy comes back to a ducking Generico and kicks him in the face! Cloudy picks Generico up and hits a scoop slam. Cloudy to the ropes, DOUBLE STOMP to Generico and here’s the pin, 1…2, Generico kicks out. Cloudy picks him up and locks in an armbar and makes the tag to Quack. Quack comes in, grabbing the arm of Generico and nails an arm drag and holds him down. Generico gets to his feet and now goes into the ropes, AND SPRINGS OFF AND HITS AN ARM DRAG ON QUACK! Quack rolls to his feet and Quack runs up, Generico lifts him up but Quack counters and lands behind him and wraps him up from behind. Generico spins around, taking Quack down with a drop toe hold. Generico gets to his feet and flips over Quack with a roll up, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Generico gets to his feet and chops Quack into the corner and makes the tag to Kojima. Kojima comes in and kicks Quack a few times and now leaps and hits a spin kick to the face of Quack! Kojima brings Quack to the center of the ring and hits a scoop slam. Kojima hits the ropes, ASAI MOONSAULT! (Cheers!) Cover by Kojima, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Kojima grabs the arm of Quack and now locks in a cross armbreaker! Quack screams in pain as he scoots towards the ropes and finally drapes a leg across the bottom. Kojima breaks the hold but continues to work on the arm, stomping away at it. Kojima picks Quack up and locks in an armbar AND JERKS THE ARM trying to pull it out of socket. Kojima holds Quack at Bay and now Quack goes into the corner AND FLIPS OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG! Kojima gets to his feet Quack runs up, here comes a tilt-a-whirl BUT QUACK STARTS SPINNING AND SPINS FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS BEFORE DROPPING HIM IN A HEADSCISSORS! (Cheers!) Kojima goes to the outside and now Red leaps in the ring and goes for a right hand but Quack blocks him and sets him up for the ‘Quackendriver II’ but Red counters with a victory roll, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Red gets to his feet quickly and nails a few chops on Quack and shoots him to the ropes. Quack comes back and, 360 SPIN KICK TO THE FACE! (Oh!) Red to his feet, ‘RED STAR PRESS!” 1…2…3 NO! QUACK KICKS OUT! Red can’t believe it but now picks Quack up on his shoulders and now slams him against the turnbuckle. Red now climbs the turnbuckle, ‘INFRARED’ MISSES! Red crashes down hard and now Quack tags out to Kojima. Kojima comes in and grabs Red, ‘EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BASHER’ (Emerald Fusion) ON RED, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Amazing Red

Mike Rether: And a fan favorite, the Amazing Red has been eliminated.

John House: Yeah good riddance.

(“This Boy” by Franz Ferdinand starts up and Cheech sprints down to the ring and stays on the outside as Generico climbs inside the ring with Kojima)

Kojima nails Generico with a few kicks to the thighs and now shoots him to the ropes. Generico bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Kojima and wraps him up from behind and goes for a german suplex but Kojima backflips to his feet. Generico gets to his feet and turns around, SPINNING WHEEL KICK connects and here’s a cover, 1…2, Generico kicks out. Kojima picks Generico up and takes him to the corner and nails him against the pad. Kojima kicks Generico a few times and now makes the tag to Quack. Quack comes in and shoots him to the far side. Generico hits hard and now Quack runs up, Quack with a monkey flip BUT GENERICO FLIPS TO HIS FEET! Quack gets up into the corner, RUNNING ARCHED BOOT FROM GENERICO NAILS QUACK IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Quack is rocked and now Generico brings him out of the corner and spins him around, HALF AND HALF SUPLEX! (Oh!) Generico covers, 1…2…3 NO! QUACK KICKS OUT! Generico picks Quack up and makes the tag to Cloudy. Cloudy comes in and nails Quack with a few right hands and now Cloudy makes the tag to Cheech. Cheech shoots Quack to the ropes. Quack comes back into a drop toe hold and falls into the ropes, ‘PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF CHEECH’ (Tiger Feint Kick/Dropkick Combo) ON QUACK! Cheech with a roll up on Quack, 1…2…3 NO! QUACK KICKS OUT AGAIN! Cheech picks Quack up and tosses him to the corner. Cheech runs up but Quack gives him an elbow to the head! Cheech backs up, SPRINGBOARD SWINGING DDT FROM QUACK! (Oh!) Quack and Cheech are down and now Quack makes the tag to Generico as Cheech makes the tag to Kojima! Kojima comes in and goes for a spin kick but Generico ducks under it. Kojima turns around, kick to the gut from Generico, ‘DOUBLE PUMP HANDLE ORANGE CRUSH BOMB” ON KOJIMA! 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Tsuyoshi Kojima

Mike Rether: KOJIMA’S GONE! WHAT A MOVE THAT WAS!

~NOBODY, NOBODY CAN CHANGE MY MIND! AND IT LEADS ME TO A NEW DISEASE!~

(“New Disease” by Spineshank hits and the fans cheer as Jay Man sprints down to the ring as Cloudy climbs in the ring and mixes it up with Generico)

Cloudy nails Generico with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Generico comes back and Cloudy kicks him in the gut and hits a snap suplex and floats over for the cover, 1…2, Generico kicks out. Cloudy sits up Generico and locks in a rear chinlock. Generico is showing signs of fatigue but now starts fighting back. Generico gets to his feet and nails Cloudy with a few elbows to the gut to break the hold. Generico hits the ropes, CLOUDY WITH A DROPKICK! Cloudy covers again, 1…2, Generico kicks out. Cloudy picks Generico up and takes him to the corner and makes the tag to Cheech. Cheech comes in and the two shoot Generico to the ropes. Generico comes back, double kick to the gut, AND A DOUBLE FACEBUSTER! Cheech with the cover, 1…2… Generico gets the shoulder up! Cheech gets to his feet and picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Cheech runs up and leaps, GENERICO MOVES BUT CHEECH LANDS ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Generico turns around, CHEECH LEAPS OFF WITH A CROSS BODY BUT GENERICO DROPKICKS HIM! (Oh!) Generico and Cheech are down, BUT GENERICO CRAWLS AND TAGS IN JAY MAN! Jay Man comes in and nails Cheech with a right hand. Cheech is up again and goes back down from a dropkick! Cloudy runs in and goes for a right hand but Jay Man blocks it and nails him with a couple chops. Jay Man shoots Cloudy to the ropes and ducks down and Cloudy kicks him in the face! Jay Man pops up, Cheech runs up behind Jay Man and hooks him from behind, SUPERKICK FROM CLOUDY AND CHEECH NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX! (Oh!) 1...2… JAY MAN KICKS OUT! Cheech gets up and grabs Jay Man, forearming him to the corner. Cheech sends Jay Man off and Jay Man hits the far side. Cheech runs up and leaps in the air AND THIS TIME JAY MAN MOVES BUT CHEECH LANDS BUT JAY MAN IS QUICK AND CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK! Jay Man climbs up the turnbuckle with Cheech but Cheech elbows him off, causing Jay Man to crash to the mat! Cheech turns around, GOES FOR A LEG DROP BUT MISSES! Jay Man is back up and grabs Cheech, ‘JAY MAN DRIVER’ (Michinoku Driver) ON CHEECH, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Cheech

Mike Rether: CHEECH IS GONE! AND BOTH HE AND CLOUDY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

~DON’T STAY!~

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park hits and the fans boo as Derek Frazier steps out through the curtain with his arms stuck out at his sides. Cockily smiling and walking down to the ring, not really in a hurry)

In the ring now Jay Man and Cloudy are mixing it up and Cloudy is nailing Jay Man with chops and he takes him to the ropes. Cloudy shoots Jay Man off but Jay Man reverses and sends Cloudy. Cloudy hits the ropes and ducks under an elbow attempt and grabs the arm of Jay Man and shoots him to the ropes. Cloudy ducks down and Jay Man runs up and wraps him up, TORNADO DDT! (Claps!) Jay Man makes the cover, 1…2… Cloudy gets the shoulder up! Jay Man picks Cloudy up and takes him to the corner and tags in Quack. Quack comes in and grabs Cloudy’s arm, taking him to the ropes. Quack takes a step out and throws Cloudy down to the mat. Cloudy rolls to his feet, turns, Quacks there and Cloudy goes for a hip toss, QUACK FLIPS INTO THE ROPES AND BOUNCES OFF, NAILING AN ARM DRAG! (Claps!) Cloudy gets to his feet and runs up to Quack who lifts him up in a tilt-a-whirl AND HE CATCHES HIM, ‘QUACKENDRIVER II’ ON CLOUDY! (Holy Shit!) Quack with the cover, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Cloudy

Mike Rether: CLOUDY’S GONE! SCOTTY PRIEST WILL COME OUT LAST AND WE HAVE OUR FINAL 5! AND BOTH PRIEST AND FRAZIER ARE FRESH, BOTH OF THEM COULD WIN THIS THING!

John House: Personally I think Frazier’s got this in the bag.

~YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN!~

(“You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” by Judas Priest starts up and the fans cheer as Scotty Priest makes his way to the ring)

In the ring Quack gets nailed by a big spinning heel kick from Generico and Generico goes for the cover, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Generico picks Quack up and takes him to the corner and nails him with a hard chop! (Wooo!) Generico reaches back, AND CHOPS AGAIN! (Wooo!) Generico shoots Quack to the far side but Quack reverses and sends Generico. Generico hits the corner and now Quack runs up and misses a clothesline! Generico starts nailing Quack with right hands in the corner and now takes him out and body slams him. Generico hits the ropes and Quack rolls to his stomach and Generico leaps over him. Quack gets to his feet, PALM STRIKE MISSES! Quack turns around, kick to the gut by Generico, picks him up for a suplex, QUACK WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE, 1…2… KICKOUT! Quack gets to his feet and makes the tag to Jay Man. Jay Man comes in and grabs Generico and nails him with a right hand. Generico fires back with a right hand of his own. Jay Man with another but Generico blocks it and nails another right hand, and another. Generico shoots Jay Man to the ropes, Generico with a tilt-a-whirl, AND JAY MAN HITS A DDT FOR THE COUNTER! (Oh!) Jay Man with the cover, 1…2… Generico gets the shoulder up! Jay Man picks Generico up and shoots him to the corner. Generico hits hard and now Frazier tags himself in. Frazier steps in and runs up for a clothesline but Jay Man ducks underneath AND ROLLS HIM UP, 1... Frazier kicks out. Frazier gets to his feet and Jay Man hits a headlock takeover! Frazier grabs the head of Jay Man with his legs, and takes control. Jay Man rolls over and twists Frazier’s legs up and locks in a rear chinlock with Frazier’s legs tied up! (Claps!) Frazier manages to break the hold and now Jay Man picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Jay Man shoots Frazier off but Frazier ducks under the arm and turns to Jay Man, kicking him in the gut, SPIN KICK TO THE FACE! (Oh!) Jay Man’s nose starts to bleed and Frazier sees what he’s done. Jay Man gets to his feet and turns around, gushing blood, Frazier kicks him in the gut and wraps him up, ‘PURE IMPACT’ (Package Piledriver) ON JAY MAN! Cover, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Jay Man

Frazier gets up and smiles as the fans boo him. Priest comes in and starts firing away at him. Priest nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Frazier comes back and gets nailed with a back elbow. Frazier up again gets nailed by an arm drag! Frazier up once more and Priest hits a hip toss! Priest covers, 1…2, Frazier kicks out. Priest picks Frazier up and takes him to the corner and nails a few chops! Priest shoots Frazier to the far side but Frazier reverses and sends Priest in. Priest hits hard and now Frazier runs up, Priest kicks him in the head and now Frazier spins around, BIG CLOTHESLINE BY PRIEST! Priest drops and covers, 1…2, Frazier kicks out. Priest picks him up and takes him to the corner and tags in Quack. Quack comes in and nails Frazier with a big right hand and nails him with a few chops. Quack shoots Frazier to the ropes but Frazier holds on and rolls out of the ring. (Boos!) Frazier walks around the ring for a second BUT PRIEST IS THERE AND STARTS HITTING HIM! Frazier and Priest are hitting one another, Quack leaps over the top rope to the apron, ASAI MOONSAULT ON FRAZIER AND PRIEST! (PWK! PWK!) Quack picks up Frazier and throws him in the ring and now climbs on the apron. Frazier gets to his feet, QUACK WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BUT FRAZIER MOVES! Quack hits hard, Frazier grabs him, ‘IMPALER’ (360 Spinning Impaler) 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Mike Quackenbush

Mike Rether: One mistake is all it took. Quackenbush one of the heavy favorites to win this match has just been eliminated, and we’re down to three!

Priest comes in and quickly nails Frazier with a couple chops and now takes him to the corner and climbs up, AND ADMINISTERS THE 10 PUNCH! Priest punches him 10 times and now tags in Generico. Generico and Priest grab Frazier and hit a double suplex. Generico makes the cover, 1…2… Frazier kicks out. Generico picks Frazier up and shoots him to the ropes. Frazier comes back ducks a clothesline from Generico and wraps him up from behind. Generico balances himself and now spins around Frazier and wraps him up from behind, LOOKING FOR THE HALF AND HALF BUT FRAZIER ELBOWS OUT OF IT! Frazier turns around, ENZIGURI! (Oh!) Generico stumbles into the corner and Priest makes the tag. Priest comes in and blocks a punch from Frazier and nails a scoop slam. Frazier gets back up and Priest tosses him to the ropes. Frazier bounces off and goes for a body press, PRIEST CATCHES HIM AND HITS ‘THE RIPPER!’ (Spinning Flatliner) Priest with the cover, 1…2…3 NO! FRAZIER KICKS OUT! Priest picks Frazier up and makes the tag to Generico. Generico climbs the turnbuckle BUT FRAZIER GRABS THE ROPES AND CROTCHES GENERICO! Frazier manages to spin around and nails Priest with a forearm to the head. Frazier grabs Priest and nails a scoop slam, turns around and grabs Generico, AND FLIPS HIM ON TOP OF PRIEST! (Oh!) Frazier drops and makes the cover, 1…2…3!

Eliminated: Scotty Priest

Mike Rether: SCOTTY PRIEST IS GONE! IT’S DOWN TO FRAZIER AND GENERICO!

John House: FRAZIER’S GONNA WIN! I TOLD YA RETHER!

Mike Rether: IT’S NOT DONE YET!

Frazier quickly grabs Generico and starts hitting him with right hands. Frazier grabs him and sets him up, AND STARTS KICKING HIM IN THE BACK! Frazier kicks him a few times and now runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK! (Oh!) Frazier covers, 1…2… Generico kicks out! Frazier gets up and stomps him a few times and now hits the ropes, DOUBLE STOMP FLIPPING SENTON! Frazier covers again, 1…2… KICKOUT! Frazier shows sign of frustration and now he turns Generico to his stomach and starts kneeing him in the ribs. Generico rolls around the mat, holding his ribs in pain. Frazier picks him up and nails him with a few right hands and takes him to the corner. Frazier nails him with a few stomps to the ribs and now picks him up, sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Frazier climbs up and attempts a superplex but Generico is blocking it. Generico starts nailing Frazier in the ribs and pushes him off. Frazier hits the mat, GENERICO FLIES OFF WITH A SPLASH AND MISSSES! Generico pops up holding his chest in pain, Frazier runs up, AND HITS THE SLING BLADE! Cover, 1…2, GENERICO KICKS OUT! Frazier gets to his feet and starts arguing with the referee. Frazier allowing Generico to gain a second wind, HE ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2… FRAZIER KICKS OUT! Generico tries to make it back to his feet but Frazier quickly nails him with a few forearms to the back. Frazier grabs Generico AND NAILS A RIB BREAKER! Frazier covers again, 1…2… Generico gets the shoulder up! Frazier nails Generico a few times in the ribs and now picks him up, Generico starts fighting back with right hands and nails him a few times but Frazier nails a stiff kick to the ribs and Generico is hurt again. Frazier picks Generico up and tosses him to the ropes. Frazier ducks down, SUNSET FLIP FROM GENERICO, 1…2… Frazier kicks out! Frazier gets to his feet and nails Generico with a kick to the gut and sets him up for ‘Pure Impact’ but Generico flips him to his back into a pin, 1…2… Frazier kicks out! Frazier and Generico take a moment to rest but Frazier quickly starts to nail Generico with chops while both are on the mat. Frazier chops him, now Generico chops him. Frazier chops him again, and Generico fires back with another! Generico, Frazier, Generico, Frazier! Frazier rakes Generico in the eyes and now gets to his feet and kicks Generico in the ribs! Generico still favoring his ribs as Frazier picks him up and sets him up, ‘IMPACT DRIVER’ NO! GENERICO FLIPS BEHIND FRAZIER! Generico turns him around and kicks him in the gut, ‘BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAH!’ 1…2…3!
Winner And NEW Junior Heavyweight Champion: El Generico via Brainbustaaaaaah! in 28:43

Rating: 84%

Mike Rether: EL GENERICO DID IT! HE’S WON THE JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

John House: NO! NO! NO!

Mike Rether: He was on a losing streak as of late, BUT HE’S REDEEMED HIMSELF HERE AT GOLD RUSH!

John House: I can’t believe it. Are you sure Frazier didn’t kick out? I thought I saw a shoulder pop up.

Mike Rether: I’m pretty sure you didn’t. Congratulations to El Generico, I’m sure he’s going to make a great Junior Heavyweight Champion. Right now fans, we take you to a prerecorded interview earlier from Hardcore Jay as he and Hardcore Jones got to the arena…

(The camera fades to a prerecorded video set outside of the KING’s Coliseum where you see Hardcore Jay, and Hardcore Jones walking up to the doors. Scott Bowman is on hand waiting)

Scott Bowman: Hey guys, can I get a minute?

Hardcore Jay: Eh, sure, why the hell not. Jones, you want to do a promo?

Hardcore Jones: Actually, sorry Jay. No can do. “Troy” is REALLY craving some of those nachos. So we’re gonna get em while they’re hot!

Hardcore Jay: Okay… Whatever… I’ll see ya in a few then.

(Jones walks off with “Troy The Skull.” Jay takes a moment to light up a cigarette and takes a drag)

Hardcore Jay: So what’s up?

Scott Bowman: Just wanted to get your thoughts on your match tonight with DRH. This will be the first time you guys have met since Scars And Stripes…

Hardcore Jay: Yeah… Might be the last time too.

Scott Bowman: What do you mean?

Hardcore Jay: You remember what happened at Scars And Stripes? DRH and Jonas Testament BOTH tried to take me out. They hung me by my neck and tried to kill me. If it weren’t for Jones, I probably wouldn’t even be here right now. Now Jonas Testament and DRH… These two think that they’re all high and mighty… Especially Testament. He’s just a little pissed off at how he’s come up in the world, that he’s gotta try and screw people over because the world screwed him over. Same goes with DRH… WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?! LIFE’S A BITCH, WEAR A HELMET! Me and Jones, we came up with nothing. Me and Jones survived on the streets of Hardcore City. But are we pissed off at the world? No. We played with the hand that was dealt, and we survived. Despite all the bullshit, we survived. Testament and DRH, I don’t give a shit if you two *censored*s are pissed off at the world, get over it. So you two had it bad growing up, JOIN THE *censored*ING CLUB!

(Jay takes a drag off his cigarette)

Hardcore Jay: So they want to screw people over just because they’re pissed off at the world huh? Well you know what? They screwed over the wrong guy. Tonight, DRH is going to wish he and his buddy Testament never did what they did to me at Scars And Stripes… And tonight, I’m gonna show DRH, what I should’ve showed him at Scars And Stripes… And that is the fact that I am not just the coolest. I am not jus the best…

(Jay reaches off camera and pulls a barbed wire chair into the picture)

Hardcore Jay: Tonight… I show DRH, that I’m just, HARD-*censored*ING-CORE!

(Jay takes a final drag off his cigarette and then walks into the building as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 92%

Mike Rether: I think DRH is in for a world of hurting here tonight.

John House: And I think Jay is one of the biggest morons in the company. And that’s a bold statement. But how the hell is he supposed to get all “HARD *censored*ING CORE” on DRH when this isn’t even a hardcore match… God what an idiot.

Mike Rether: That match is coming up right now, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from the Devils Sanctuary, weighing in at 234 pounds, D-R-H!

~NO MORE TEARS!~

(“No More Tears” by Ozzy Osbourne hits and the fans boo as DRH walks through the curtain with his hair over his eyes. DRH throws his hair back and the fans boo louder as DRH flashes a sadistic smile and looks around. DRH walks down the ramp and then slides inside the ring and starts to lurk around the ring for a couple seconds before crawling into a corner. DRH looks into the camera and points to his forehead that reads “suicidal” before getting to his feet and getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Hardcore City, weighing in at 245 pounds, HARD-CORE-JAY!

~BANG YOUR HEAD! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot hits and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks through the curtain carrying a barbed wire chair in hand. Jay starts talking trash at DRH who’s just standing in the ring waiting on him. Jay makes it to the ringside area and climbs in the ring wielding the chair around, causing DRH to flee to the outside. Jay gets on the turnbuckle and holds the barbed wire chair in the air, with DRH looking on and talking trash. The music fades and Jay gets ready, while DRH slowly and cautiously gets back in the ring)

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DRH vs. Hardcore Jay

The bell sounds and Jay rushes forward, AND SPEARS DRH! He delivers a couple punches to the face of DRH, before DRH is able to flip him off and get to his feet, trying to not allow Jay to get an early sense of control in the match. Jay rolls back to his feet and DRH charges toward him. Jay ducks underneath the clothesline, DRH turns around and runs back to Jay WHO NAILS A HIP TOSS! DRH gets up holding his back, Jay runs up and hits him with a clothesline and falls with him and goes for a cover, 1…2, DRH kicks out. Jay gets back to his feet, pulling DRH up with him. Jay punches DRH right between the eyes, causing him to stumble backwards. Jay comes up and chops him, whips him to the ropes, Jay ducks down, DRH comes back and kicks him in the face! Jay pops up and gets taken down with a scoop slam. DRH hits the ropes and leaps with a leg drop BUT JAY ROLLS AWAY! DRH hits hard and gets to his feet, Jay knocks him back down with a lariat! Jay advances towards him but DRH scoots away from him and rolls out of the ring to catch a breather, BUT JAY GOES TO THE OUTSIDE AND NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK! DRH stumbles forward and now Jay grabs him by the head, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Mike Rether: Hardcore Jay not letting up on DRH. As he takes him right into those steel steps, and I think he hurt his shoulder off that one.

John House: You’re talking about a guy who likes to have matches involving every hardcore object including the kitchen sink. Trust me, he’s fine.

Jay drags DRH up and tosses him back in the ring. Jay slides inside and nails DRH with a stomp to the back and now brings him back up and pushes him to the turnbuckle. Jay nails him with a few right hands and tosses him to the far side. DRH hits the corner hard and now Jay runs up, AND GETS NAILED by a big elbow to the head. Jay stumbles backwards, DRH hops on the second turnbuckle, FLYING LEG LARIAT CONNECTS! DRH with the cover, 1…2, Jay kicks out. DRH mounts Jay and starts laying the punches in. DRH lands about 6 punches before picking Jay up to his feet, and hitting him with a backbreaker! DRH with the cover again, 1…2, Jay kicks out yet again. DRH gets to his feet and stomps Jay in the sternum and now picks him up and forearms him a few times. DRH hits the ropes and shoulder tackles Jay to the mat. DRH hits the ropes and snaps off a quick elbow drop and covers, 1…2, Jay kicks out again. DRH picks Jay up and throws him to the ropes. Jay comes back and DRH kicks him in the gut. Sets him up for a suplex but Jay blocks it, AND SUPLEXES DRH! Jay gets to his feet, stalking DRH as he rises up. DRH turns around, Jay kicks him, PILEDRIVER! (Oh!) Jay covers and hooks the leg, 1…2, DRH gets the shoulder up. Jay picks him up and tosses him in the corner. Jay runs up and nails a big clothesline in the corner! Jay picks DRH up and sits him on top. Jay climbs up but DRH starts headbutting him! DRH headbutts him four times and now pushes him off. Jay crashes to the mat, 450 SPLASH CONNECTS! (Claps!) DRH with the cover, 1…2, JAY KICKS OUT! DRH takes a moment to rest as the 450 splash hurt his ribs for a moment. DRH drags Jay to the ropes and starts to choke him out! The referee counts to 4 and DRH breaks it but goes right back to choking him! DRH finally let’s off Jay and Jay drops to the mat gasping for air.

Mike Rether: DRH finally on some offense and he’s letting Jay know about it, trying to choke the life out from him.

John House: It’s time like those I wish there were no referees. I wouldn’t mind seeing DRH kill Jay.

DRH picks Jay up and nails him with a chop and now shoots him to the ropes but Jay reverses. DRH hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Jay. Jay turns around and DRH kicks him BUT JAY CATCHES THE FOOT! DRH hops on his good foot for a second, Jay spins him around, ‘WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!’ Jay gets to his feet and now climbs up the turnbuckle. DRH gets to his feet, JAY LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A BIG CLOTHESLINE! (Cheers!) Jay with the cover again, 1…2, DRH gets the shoulder up! Jay gets to his feet and brings DRH up with him. Jay headbutts DRH and DRH headbutts him back which causes Jay to stumble into the corner. DRH runs up and nails a big forearm shot to the head of Jay! Jay stumbles out of the corner, DRH from behind, BACK SUPLEX! DRH gets to his feet and signals he’s going up top. DRH goes out on the apron and starts climbing the turnbuckle. Jay starts moving and is finally up to his feet. DRH is at the top, JAY BACKS INTO THE ROPES TO CROTCH HIM! (Oh!) Jay positions DRH and now climbs up top, ‘HURRICORONA’ (Hurricanrana) OFF THE TOP! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jay staggers over and makes the cover, 1…2… DRH KICKS OUT! Jay holds his head in shock but continues to work over DRH with right hands. Jay picks DRH up but DRH rakes him in the eyes. Jay staggers blindly for a moment and now DRH picks up the barbed wire chair! DRH has the chair AND SWINGS BUT HE MISSES! Jay ducks away at the last second. DRH turns around, JAY NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT! (Oh!) DRH is down and looks to be out but Jay has something else in mind. He takes the barbed wire chair and positions it in the center of the ring. Jay grabs DRH and sets him up, ‘HARDCORE DROP’ (Screwdriver) ON THE CHAIR! (Holy Shit!) THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!
Winner: DRH via DQ in 11:54

Rating: 92%

Mike Rether: JAY JUST COST HIMSELF THE MATCH!

John House: I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN IDIOT! I TOLD YOU RETHER!

Mike Rether: It’s no doubt that Jay just wants to hurt DRH but he just lost the match after that BRUTAL ‘Hardcore Drop’ on the barbed wire chair.

John House: And look at Jay smiling, he is sick, and should be committed to a mental institution, along with that other idiot Hardcore Jones.

Mike Rether: Well, there must be a reason why Jay would cost himself the match, but we’ll have to find that out later. Moving on, we’re set to crown our first Tag Team Champions of Pro Wrestling KING, THE TLC MATCH IS NEXT!

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by. As he speaks, the camera pans around the ring where you can see a bunch of tables, and a few ladders at ringside, and then the Tag Team Titles suspended above the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is a T-L-C MATCH! And it is for the Tag Team Titles. The only way to win, is by climbing a ladder, and retrieving the Tag Team Titles suspended above the ring. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at a total combined weight of 500 pounds, Andrew and Eric, THE HELLLLLLMS BROTHERS!

~HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS! WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!~

(“Princes Of The Universe” by Queen starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Eric and Andrew Helms walk out through the curtain. Eric and Andrew talk things over as they head down the ring for a few seconds but then switch their attention to the fans as they start slapping their hands and getting them pumped up. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents, weighing in at total combined weight of 400 pounds, THE BLAAAAAACKOUT!

~*censored*A ACKS ABOUT ME, *censored*A ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUSTALA!~

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus and Sabian walk out through the curtain. Ruckus is smoking a ‘Black N Mild’ and starts slapping some of the fans hands, as Sabian walks behind him wearing a bandanna around his face. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at a total combined weight of 372 pounds, THE BACKSEEEEEEAT BOYS!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere make their way down to the ring. Acid and Kashmere strut down the aisle, stopping at some of the ladies at ringside. Acid and Kashmere flirt with them for a moment as some of them shove dollar bills into their pants. Acid and Kashmere climb inside the ring, and start tallying up how much money they made from the ladies at ringside. Acid takes the cash and tries to give it to the referee but the referee doesn’t take it. Andrew and Eric start talking trash to the Backseat Boyz and the referee turns to them, telling them to get back to their corner, not realizing that Acid takes the money and shoves it in his back pocket)

Scott Bowman: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! Weighing in at a total combined weight of 405 pounds, THE STRONG-STYLE-THUGS!

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Homicide and B-Boy walk through the curtain. Homicide and B-Boy head straight to the ring, not paying any attention to the fans, just staying focused on the ring. B-Boy and Homicide climb in the ring and stare at there opponents for a moment, and then at the Tag Team Titles suspended above the ring. B-Boy takes his jacket off and Homicide starts stretching out as the music fades)

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TLC Tag Team Title Match: Helms Brothers vs. BLKout vs. Backseat Boyz vs. Strong Style Thugs

The bell sounds and all four teams quickly start beating down one another! (Cheers!) Andrew Helms grabs Kashmere and starts nailing him with chops and forearms in the corner. B-Boy and Homicide start working over Ruckus and Sabian. Eric Helms starts nailing Acid in the corner with right hands on the opposite end of his brother. Andrew and Eric whip the Backseat Boyz into one another but they lock arms and do a dance move and point at each other with smiles, turn around, AND GET NAILED BY STEREO CLOTHESLINES! (Cheers!) Acid rolls to the outside and Andrew follows him. Eric nails Kashmere with a few stomps. Homicide tosses Ruckus out of the ring and now Sabian starts fighting back on B-Boy with some stiff kicks to the thighs. Sabian forearms B-Boy and shoots him to the ropes. B-Boy bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Sabian and forearms him in the back a couple of times, taking him to his knees. On the outside, Andrew Helms grabs a chair and goes to swing it at Acid but Acid ducks out of the way! Andrew turns around AND GETS NAILED BY A BIG STIFF FOREARM TO THE HEAD! Acid hits him a few more times, whips him to the guardrail BUT ANDREW REVERSES AND SENDS ACID, WHO HITS HARD SHOULDER FIRST! Homicide has a ladder now and slides it inside the ring and B-Boy picks it up. B-Boy holds the ladder up, SABIAN DROPKICKS THE LADDER INTO HIS FACE! (Oh!) Sabian picks the ladder up and sets it up and starts the climb but Homicide is there and pulls him off. Homicide punches Sabian, knocking him into the corner. Eric Helms continues to work over Kashmere in the corner, choking him out with his foot and stomping him hard in the midsection. B-Boy starts getting back up to his feet and now goes to work on Sabian with Homicide. Ruckus climbs back in the ring and grabs the ladder, places it against his chest, AND CLOTHESLINES THE THUGS WITH IT! (Oh!) Ruckus turns to Eric Helms, tosses the ladder at him and Helms catches it, RUCKUS RUNS UP AND HITS AN ENZIGURI AND ERIC FALLS FACE FIRST INTO IT! (Oh!) Back on the outside, Acid has Helms on the ground choking him out and now Acid breaks off him and picks up a chair. Acid waits for Andrew to get to his feet, Andrew to a knee, AND GETS THE CHAIR THROWN INTO HIS HEAD! (Oh!) Acid starts showboating now and starts climbing back in the ring. Acid gets to his feet, and Ruckus brings him in the hard way! Acid holds his back in pain and gets to his feet, Ruckus is there and nails him with a forearm. Ruckus shoots him to the far side and goes for a clothesline but Acid ducks under, AND KASHMERE SPEARS RUCKUS AND STARTS NAILING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH PUNCHES!

Mike Rether: All these guys are beating the HELL out of each other. All 4 teams want those belts hanging above the ring, and this is only the first 5 minutes of the match!

Kashmere picks Ruckus up and the Backseat Boyz shoot him to the ropes. Ruckus comes back and ducks under a double clothesline, Sabian back up comes over to Ruckus and the two dropkick Acid and Kashmere! Andrew Helms sets a table up on the outside and grabs the chair and slides in the ring but the Blkout start nailing him with stomps. Ruckus and Sabian pick him up but Andrew starts fighting back with right hands and knocks Sabian and Ruckus to the mat. Andrew picks Ruckus up and shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus comes back, ducks a clothesline and wraps him up from behind, Eric comes rushing in and grabs Ruckus, TRIPLE GERMAN SUPLEX! (Holy Shit!) Eric starts getting to his feet but Kashmere takes the chair, AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD! Acid sets the ladder up and starts climbing it. Acid gets halfway up but Sabian rushes in, climbing up the same side and grabs Acid and pulls him off. Acid lands feet first, Sabian jumps off, AND HITS HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT! (Oh!) B-Boy back in the ring nails Kashmere with a couple of kicks and manages to send him out on the apron. Kashmere gets to his feet, AND B-BOY NAILS HIM WITH A BIG FOREARM THAT FORCES HIM TO DROP FACE FIRST INTO THE TABLE! (Oh!) B-Boy turns around and gets nailed by a big right hand by Andrew Helms and now Helms brings him to the corner and starts giving him kicks to the stomach. Sabian gets back to his feet and starts climbing up the ladder but Homicide pushes the ladder off balance, forcing Sabian to drop to his feet. Homicide goes for a clothesline but Sabian ducks under it. Homicide turns around and Sabian leaps on his shoulders, HURRICANRANA NO! HOMICIDE CATCHES HIM! Homicide picks Sabian back up, AND DROPS HIM ONTO KASHMERE ON THE OUTSIDE! (Oh!) Homicide says something and turns around and now starts getting tagged by the Helms Brothers. Andrew and Eric shoot him to the ropes, Homicide comes back, DOUBLE FLAPJACK ON THE LADDER! (Oh!) Acid gets to his feet and quickly nails Eric Helms with a couple forearms in the back. Acid wraps him up in a headlock but Eric spins him around and lifts him up off his feet, Andrew catches his legs BUT RUCKUS NAILS ANDREW IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR! Andrew drops Acid and now Acid rolls around the back of Eric, AND KICKS HIM LOW! (Oh!) Eric turns around, ‘YAKUZA KICK!’ (Oh!) Acid once again starts showboating around the ring, turns around AND GETS A CHAIR THROWN INTO HIS FACE BY RUCKUS! (Oh!) Acid is dazed and Ruckus grabs him, ‘BANK ROLL!’ (Cut Throat Corkscrew Neckbreaker) ON ACID! On the outside, Sabian nails Kashmere with a big chair shot to the head and Kashmere rolls on top of the table. Sabian leaps up on the apron, ‘BLACK JESUS STOMP’ (Flying Double Stomp) THROUGH THE TABLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Mike Rether: KASHMERE IS THE FIRST TO TASTE WOOD HERE TONIGHT!

John House: And his ribs might be broken off that move. I think Sabian’s boot is loaded Rether.

Back on the inside, Ruckus has the ladder set up in the ring and starts climbing. Homicide starts climbing up the other end. B-Boy slides a smaller ladder in the ring and slides inside. B-Boy picks the ladder up, AND THROWS IT INTO RUCKUS THAT KNOCKS HIM OFF THE LADDER! Homicide is still climbing and he’s at the top, BUT ANDREW HELMS PUSHES THE LADDER AND HOMICIDE FALLS TO THE MAT! B-Boy runs up and nails Andrew Helms with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Andrew comes back and ducks a clothesline from B-Boy, AND NAILS A BIG BACK SUPLEX! Andrew gets to his feet and sets the ladder up but Acid is back up and nails him with a hard clothesline. Eric nails Acid with a couple right hands and tosses him to the corner. Eric runs up, Acid elbows him in the head, causing him to back up. Acid runs up, POWERSLAM BY HELMS! On the outside Sabian is getting nailed by Homicide. Homicide grabs Sabian and throws him hard into the steel steps. Homicide grabs a table and sets it up on the guardrail and apron. Homicide grabs another table and slides it in the ring, and Eric Helms grabs it and sets it up against the turnbuckle. Andrew and Eric pick Acid up and toss him to the corner but Acid stops, turns around, DOUBLE SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Eric and Andrew get to their feet and both scream for the fans approval. Andrew motions to Eric to climb the ladder. Eric sets the ladder up and starts climbing. Eric gets halfway, AND B-BOY FLY’S OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK THAT KNOCKS HIM DOWN! Ruckus starts working over B-Boy but both get taken down by a double clothesline from Andrew Helms. Andrew Helms now starts climbing the ladder but Homicide is up and sets the smaller ladder behind him and clubs Andrew in the back. Homicide turns around and grabs Andrew, AND POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE LADDER ON TOP OF THE OTHER LADDER! (Oh!) On the outside Sabian sets up two tables on top of each other and climbs back in the ring but gets kicked in the head by Kashmere. Acid back up holding his ribs grabs the chair and nails Homicide in the back with it! Acid grabs the smaller ladder and hands it to Kashmere. Kashmere holds the ladder somewhat open and now Acid picks Sabian up on the turnbuckle. Acid spins around and hooks Sabian’s arms, ‘ACID BOMB’ (Inverted Crucifix Powerbomb) ONTO THE OPEN LADDER AND KASHMERE DROPS DOWN, SANDWHICHING SABIAN INBETWEEN THE LADDER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ruckus nails Homicide with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Ruckus ducks down and Homicide kicks him in the face. Ruckus pops up DUCKS THE ‘WEST BROOKLN LARIAT’ AND HITS A HANDSPRING SPINNING WHEEL KICK ON HOMICIDE! Ruckus gets back to his feet but Kashmere grabs him and lifts him up, Acid runs up and nails a clothesline. Kashmere holds the legs of Ruckus and puts him in a boston crab and Acid leg drops him in the back of the head. Kashmere rolls backwards and now rolls forward, hooking Ruckus in a bridging reverse chinlock. Acid sets the ladder up against the head of Ruckus, runs up, AND DROPKICKS THE LADDER INTO HIS HEAD! (Oh!) Kashmere screams in pain as Acid caught him with the ladder as well.

Mike Rether: And I think Acid didn’t realize his partners hands were in the way.

John House: He was caught in the moment. Not his fault.

Homicide gets back to his feet and Acid nails him with a few forearms to the face and tosses him to the corner. Acid runs up and leaps up but Homicide moves away from him but Acid lands on the turnbuckle. Homicide turns around, Acid leaps off, HOMICIDE DROPS HIM WITH A CUTTER! (Oh!) Kashmere gets to his feet and goes for a punch but Homicide blocks him and sets him up, EXPLODER! (Cheers!) B-Boy nails Andrew Helms with a big kick to the side of the head that sends him to the outside. Eric is back up and goes to work on Homicide. Homicide headbutts him a few times and knocks him into the corner. Homicide runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE! Eric Helms falls into the corner and now Homicide grabs a chair and sets it on his face, B-BOY FROM THE CORNER, FACELIFT INTO THE CHAIR! (PWK! PWK!) Homicide gets tossed through the ropes by Ruckus and now B-Boy is up and gets slammed back down. Sabian on the outside has a chair and tosses it to Ruckus. Ruckus sets the chair up and grabs B-Boy, and lifts him up on top of the chairs with him, ‘HATE CRIME’ (Falcon Arrow) ON THE CHAIRS! (Holy Shit!) Sabian sets up the ladder and starts climbing up. Andrew Helms is back up and starts climbing up the other side. Ruckus tries to stop Helms but he gets kicked in the face. Ruckus turns around, KASHMERE HITS THE ‘CRADLE BREAKER!’ (Scoop Slam Backbreaker) Andrew Helms and Sabian are on the ladder throwing right hands at one another. Sabian throws a right hand but Andrew blocks it and BANGS his head against the ladder. Andrew tries reaching for the titles but Sabian nails him with a forearm. Kashmere grabs the ladder and pushes it, AND BOTH SABIAN AND ANDREW HELMS CRASH THROUGH THE STACKED TABLES! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Kashmere quickly sets the ladder back up and starts to climb it but Eric Helms pulls him down. Kashmere lands on his feet, SUPERKICK! Eric Helms is winded and is down on a knee, ‘SHINING WIZARD’ FROM B-BOY CONNECTS! (Oh!) Homicide is climbing the ladder! Homicide is up top, AND GRABS THE BELTS!
Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions: Strong Style Thugs in 21:18

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: THE STRONG STYLE THUGS ARE THE CHAMPIONS! THEY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE FIRST EVER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, IN PWK HISTORY!

John House: Gotta give it up to these other idiots though. They put on a hell of a match and beat the piss out of one another for those belts.

Mike Rether: It’s been a happening here at the KING’s Coliseum for Gold Rush, and we have only two matches left. And right now we’re about set to go for our semi Main Event of the evening. It’s going to be Ares taking on Roderick Strong, and the North American Title will be on the line. Right now we take you backstage with Tom Barnes, who’s standing by with Ares…

(The camera fades backstage where you can see Tom Barnes, PWK’s backstage correspondent, standing by with Ares)

Tom Barnes: Thanks, Mike. Ares, this is a big night for you. A few weeks ago you managed to beat Roderick Strong in a non title match at the last PWK TV tapings, that earned you this title shot tonight. You’re once again the underdog, but that win has got to have boosted your confidence going into this match…

Ares: You know I’ve got no problems being the underdog. Hell, everybody should know that the underdogs are generally the heavy favorite to win. I was an underdog at the last PWK TV tapings, and look what happened, I won. Roderick Strong so far has beaten me in just about every single match we’ve had, but last time, I came out on top. Now we’ve come to tonight. August 22nd… It’s going to be a night to remember… Because TONIGHT! I’m going in that ring, still an underdog, and Roderick Strong is coming into that ring, still the North American Champion… But Roderick Strong has something going against him… Fear. He knows I beat him the last time… And now he’s got that match in the back of his mind. He’s thinking, “what if Ares beats me tonight.” “What if Ares takes my title.” Well all I gotta say to Roderick Strong, THERE ARE NO WHAT IF’S! Because tonight, I’m going to BEAT Roderick Strong, and I’m going to BE the NEW North American Champion, believe it. Cuz I said it.

(Ares starts hearing his music and starts to walk towards the entrance curtain)

Tom Barnes: BACK TO YOU GUYS!

(The camera fades back onto Mike Rether and John House)

Rating: 78%

Mike Rether: A confident Ares going into tonight’s matchup. I can’t wait for this one.

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit, and it is for the PWK NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Making his way to the ring, from Glenn Falls, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds, THIS-IS-AREEEES!

~I’M BLACKOUT!~

(“Blackout” by hed(PE) hits and the fans cheer as Ares steps out on the entrance ramp and starts getting the fans pumped up. He heads down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans and then slides inside the ring. Ares quickly gets to his feet and runs the ropes a few times and then gets ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent… From Tampa, Florida weighing in at 210 pounds, the North American Champion… RODERIIIIIICK STRONG!

~I DID MY TIME!~

(“Did My Time” by Korn hits and the fans boo as Roderick Strong walks out through the curtain with the North American Title around his shoulder. Strong walks to the center of the ramp and holds the title high in the air, pointing to Ares who stands in the ring getting ready, watching him down. Strong points at him for a few seconds and then points to the title and says “it’s coming home with me tonight,” and then starts walking down the ramp. Ares backs up to his corner and continues to get ready as Strong climbs up the apron and into the ring. Strong hands the title over to the referee and starts stretching out as the music fades)

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North American Title: Ares vs. Roderick Strong ©

Strong and Ares step to the center of the ring and the two lock horns. Ares swings around and sticks Strong in a side headlock. Strong delivers a shot to the midsection, but Ares keeps it locked in tight. Strong backs him against the ropes and then shoots him across the ring. Ares comes back and Strong picks him up but Ares drops behind him and wraps him up from behind. Strong reverses and goes behind his back and takes him down to his stomach and floats over into a front facelock. Strong tightens the hold on Ares but Ares manages to roll over and lock Strong in a hammerlock. Strong starts getting to his feet before dropping back down, forcing Ares to roll off. Ares gets to his feet and runs at Strong who sidesteps him. Ares bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Strong but wraps him up in a guillotine but Strong stays standing. Strong uses his momentum to swing Ares around AND ARES HITS AN ARM DRAG! Strong gets to his feet and swings for a clothesline but Ares dives around and rolls him up, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Strong gets up and rushes at Ares, WHO TAKES HIM OFF HIS FEET WITH A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! (Cheers!) Ares tightens up the hold but now Strong grabs his head with his legs and brings him down. Ares positions himself and handstands but Strong pushes him back down. Ares handstands again but Strong pushes him back again. Ares rolls Strong on his stomach and leaps up and slaps on a headlock! (Cheers!) Strong gets back to a vertical base and rolls around and attempts a top wristlock on Ares. Strong overpowering Ares now and Ares bridges! Strong holds Ares at bay and now jumps and lands on top of Ares and pins his shoulders down, 1...2, Ares manages to get the shoulder up. Strong holds him down again, 1…2, Ares gets the shoulder up. Strong struggles to get his shoulders down but Ares manages to flip Strong on his back. Ares rolls backwards and Strong lifts his legs up and takes Ares to his feet. Ares brings Strong to his feet and locks in an arm ringer. Strong rolls on the mat and trips Ares up and holds his foot but Ares kicks him off. Ares gets to his feet and we’re at a standoff! (Claps!)

Mike Rether: So far both seem to be even but anything can happen.

John House: Strong’s picking his moment, and once he feels he’s got Ares where he wants him, it’ll be all over.

Ares and Strong circle each other and lock up again. Strong backs Ares into the corner and now goes for a clean break BUT RUNS IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ARES DUCKS UNDER! Strong turns around, ARM DRAG! Ares holds Strong at bay in an armbar. Strong pounds the mat in pain but starts making his way back to his feet. Strong back up grabs Ares by the hair and pulls him towards the ropes. Strong shoots Ares off but Ares ducks under Strong’s arm, AND TAKES HIM INTO ANOTHER ARM DRAG! (Claps!) Strong pounds the mat in pain and frustration and now scoots over and makes it to the ropes. Ares releases the hold and now kicks Strong hard in the back! Ares brings Strong up to his feet and shoots him off but Strong reverses and sends Ares. Ares hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Strong blocks it and spins Ares around, wrapping him up from behind. Ares balances out and elbows Strong in the head to break the hold. Ares hits the ropes and comes back, Strong with a tilt-a-whirl, ARES LANDS TO THE SIDE OF STRONG AND ROLLS STRONG UP IN A PIN, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Strong makes it to a knee but Ares is quickly nails him with a kick to the head! Ares drops down and covers, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Ares picks Strong back to his feet and shoots him to the corner. Strong hits and Ares runs up, hits a monkey flip, NO STRONG CARTWHEELS OUT OF IT! Ares runs up and gets kicked in the gut, GUTBUSTER! Strong gets to his feet and starts stomping away at Ares. Strong picks Ares up and slaps him across the face. Strong pushes Ares into the corner and starts nailing him with kicks to the midsection. Strong tosses Ares to the far side and runs up, CLOTHESLINE in the corner! Strong pulls Ares out of the corner and picks him up, BACKBREAKER! Strong with the cover, 1…2, Ares kicks out. Strong stomps Ares and starts to pick him up but Ares starts fighting back with right hands but Strong rakes him in the eyes. Ares stumbles to the ropes, Strong runs up AND ARES TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! (Cheers!) Ares rests for a second as Strong starts to get to his feet. Ares runs up to the corner, climbs up, AND LEAPS OFF WITH A SOMERSAULT DIVE ONTO STRONG ON THE OUTSIDE! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: ARES RISKING IT ALL WITH THAT BIG MOVE! AND THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!

John House: That just proves how stupid these people truly are, Rether. They don’t appreciate real wrestling talent, like Roderick Strong possesses.

Ares gets back to his feet and picks Strong up and chops him hard! (Wooo!) Ares chops him again! (Wooo!) Ares grabs Strong and tosses him in the ring. Ares climbs up on the apron and waits for Strong to get to his feet. Strong is up and turns around, ARES WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK BUT STRONG BACKS UP AND ARES CRASHES! Strong has Ares by the legs, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE ‘STRONGHOLD’ BUT ARES IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT! Ares struggles and gets to the corner and holds on. The referee tells Strong to break the hold but Strong lifts Ares up from the corner AND DROPS HIM IN A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2… Ares gets the shoulder up. Strong grabs Ares and puts him in a bow and arrow, tightening his knee into his back. Ares screams in pain but refuses to give up. Strong tightens up the hold but Ares continues to fight it and starts inching his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope. Strong nails Ares with a few stomps to the back and now picks him up and gives him a chop! (Wooo!) Strong shoots Ares to the ropes. Ares bounces back STRONG WITH A SLEEPER HOLD BUT ARES COUNTERS OUT OF IT AND NAILS A SAITO SUPLEX! (Oh!) Ares drapes an arm across Strong, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Ares picks Strong up and forearms him a few times, taking him back to the corner. Ares knees him a few times and now shoots him to the far side. Strong hits, Ares runs up and catches an elbow from Strong to the face. Ares backs up and Strong runs up, BUT GETS NAILED BY A BIG FOREARM AGAIN BY ARES! Strong staggers, STANDING SPINNING WHEEL KICK! (Oh!) Ares with the cover, 1…2… Strong kicks out. Ares picks Strong up and puts him back down with a scoop slam. Ares goes to the turnbuckle and climbs up, MOONSAULT ON STRONG! (Claps!) Cover by Ares, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Ares questions the count and now locks Strong in a reverse chinlock.

Mike Rether: Ares trying to do all he can to wear down the champion.

Ares keeps the hold locked in but Strong is starting to fight out of it. Ares lets him go and now gets up AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BACK! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Ares pulls Strong to his feet, wraps around his arm AND PULLS HIM DOWN INTO A PINFALL, 1…2… kickout! Ares quickly grabs Strong and takes him to the ropes. Ares forearms him and shoots him off but Strong counters and sends Ares. Strong ducks down and Ares leaps over him and goes the other way. Strong turns around, ROARING ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF STRONG! (Oh!) Ares covers, 1…2…3 NO! STRONG GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! Ares can’t believe it. Ares picks Strong up and slams him back down and now starts to climb the turnbuckle. Ares up to the top, STRONG IS UP AND CROTCHES HIM! (Oh!) Strong climbs up and nails Ares with a couple forearms and now turns around PUTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER, ‘DEATH BY RODERICK’ (Fireman’s Carry Double Knee Gutbuster) OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Strong stalls for a moment to catch his breath and now crawls and makes the cover, 1…2… ARES KICKS OUT! Strong gets to his feet, pulling Ares up with him. Strong gives him a HARD chop to the chest! (Wooo!) Ares holds his chest in pain and Strong takes him to the corner and bangs his head against the top turnbuckle pad. Strong shoots Ares to the far side but Ares reverses and sends Strong in. Ares comes in behind him, Strong grabs the top rope, slings his legs over Ares, AND COMES DOWN NAILING HIM WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Strong with the cover, 1…2… ARES KICKS OUT! Strong grabs the legs of Ares but now Ares starts fighting. Ares manages to get a leg free, standing with it. Ares hops around for a second, AND NAILS STRONG WITH AN ENZIGURI! (Cheers!) Ares starts pounding the mat, getting the fans to rally behind him. Ares starts getting back to his feet as is Strong. Both men back up, Strong goes for a punch but Ares blocks it and nails a punch of his own. Strong punches and gets blocked and punched again! Ares punches him a few more times and shoots him to the ropes but Strong reverses it and shoots Ares in. Ares comes back, ducks under a clothesline but grabs his head and sets him up, ‘MARS DDT’ (Fisherman’s DDT) ON STRONG! ARES IS WINDED BUT FINALLY GETS TO HIS FEET! Ares points to the corner and now starts climbing it up. Strong still down on the mat. Ares perched at the top, ‘SPLASH FROM OLYMPUS’ (High Angle Split Leg Frog Splash) NO! STRONG PUTS HIS KNEES UP AND ARES CRASHES HARD! Ares is rocked, holding his stomach in pain as he walks around the ring, Strong grabs him, INSIDE CRADLE, 1…2…3!
Winner And STILL North American Champion: Roderick Strong via pinfall in 18:32

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: STRONG RETAINS!

John House: HAHA! ARES LOSES AGAIN!

Mike Rether: You have to give credit to where it’s due. That was a great match between the both of them, and Ares put up a hell of a fight.

John House: Hell of a match, but once again Roderick Strong proved to be the better man, which is EXACTLY the same thing that Chris Hero is going to do coming up in just a few moments.

Mike Rether: The Main Event is coming up next, and the question on everyone’s minds, is who will be our first PWK Heavyweight Champion. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades to Scott Bowman in the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS, is your MAIN-EVENT, OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. And it is for the PWK HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Making his way to the ring first, from Metropolis, weighing in at 240 pounds, CHRIIIIIIIS HEEEEEERO!

~I AM! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down to the ring. Hero talks a little trash to the fans before climbing inside the ring. Hero steps inside the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, and motions that he’s going to the champion as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And HIS OPPONENT! From Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 200 pounds, “American Dragon” BRYYYYYYAN DANNNNNNIELSON!

~I’M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!~

(“Self Esteem” by The Offspring starts up and the fans erupt when Bryan Danielson walks through the curtain. Danielson stretches his neck out and starts staring down Chris Hero who’s standing in the ring continuing to get ready. Danielson heads down the aisle, slapping hands along the way and now climbs up on the apron, and immediately, Chris Hero starts talking trash and wants to fight him but the referee holds him back. Danielson steps through the ropes and enters the ring, not paying any mind to Hero. Danielson climbs the turnbuckle and screams to the fans, not paying no mind to Hero who runs up and attacks him!)

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Main Event, PWK Heavyweight Title: Chris Hero vs. Bryan Danielson

Hero wastes no time as he starts pummeling Danielson in the corner with hard right hands and knees. Hero reaches back and chops Danielson! (Wooo!) And another! And another! Hero reaches back for another one, BUT DANIELSON THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER AND STARTS THROWING CHOPS OF HIS OWN! (Cheers!) Hero grabs Danielson and forearms him hard in the head and Danielson returns the favor with one of his own! Danielson and Hero trade forearms and it appears that Danielson has the more power of the two as he nails Hero with a hard one that sends him stumbling backwards, BUT HERO RETALIATES AND TRIPS DANIELSON UP AND STARTS THROWING HAYMAKERS! Danielson is fighting back and the two eventually roll to the outside of the ring! Hero and Danielson both get to their feet and continue the forearm war. Danielson, Hero, Danielson, Hero! Danielson goes for a right hand but Hero blocks it and rakes Danielson in the eyes! Danielson is blinded which enables Hero to grab him, AND TOSS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! (Oh!) Hero takes a moment to talk trash to some fans at ringside before going back to work on Danielson. Hero grabs Danielson by the hair, goes to bang his head against the steps, DANIELSON BLOCKS AND BANGS HERO’S HEAD INSTEAD! (Cheers!) Hero holds his head, checking for blood, and gets sent into the ring by Danielson. Danielson climbs in, spotting Hero running up and he throws a knee into his gut. Danielson wraps Hero up, BIG stalling suplex! Danielson with the cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out. Danielson grabs Hero and now sets him in a seated abdominal stretch. Danielson locks the hold tighter, trying to make Hero submit but Hero refuses to give in just yet. Danielson pulls Hero down to the mat for a pinning variation, 1…2, Hero kicks out, tries to roll on his feet but Danielson is there and quickly nails him in the back with a couple of forearms and easily slaps on an armbar. Hero slaps the mat in pain while Danielson tightens the hold. Hero gets to his feet, grabs Danielson and brings him to the ropes. Hero shoots him off, BUT DANIELSON KEEP THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN! Hero grabs Danielson’s arm and falls to the mat, sending Danielson into a forward roll. Danielson to his feet, runs up to Hero, Hero drop toe holds him and rolls up on the same leg he once injured and starts putting pressure to it.

John House: Look, look, he’s trying to reinjure Danielson. Hero’s playing it smart!

Mike Rether: I know the smart thing to do would be not to listen to anything you say but I’m inclined to agree with you on this one. Hero knows Danielson is healthy, but that injury could still come back to haunt him, and Hero is definitely trying to see if he can bring that injury back.

Hero continues to apply pressure to the leg but finally releases the hold. Hero grabs the leg and kicks it a few times and now drops an elbow to the leg. Hero still on the ground applying more pressure to the leg of Danielson. Danielson reaches up, grabbing Hero by the hair, trying to pull him into a hold of his own but Hero jerks the leg up more, causing Danielson more pain. Danielson starts hammering Hero in the back with forearms, but Hero refuses to let the hold go. Hero finally releases the hold but keep the leg. Hero stomps the leg again and now flips over it, hyper extending it! Danielson holds his leg and Hero knows he’s hurt now. Hero stomps Danielson in the back and now goes to the leg. Hero picks Danielson up and pushes him in the corner and starts choking him! Hero breaks the hold at 4 and now KICKS the leg. Hero drapes the leg over the middle rope, steps back, AND KICKS IT AGAIN! Danielson falls into the corner but smartly rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. Danielson hobbles around the ring for a few seconds and he doesn’t see Hero who slides outside the ring. Danielson continues to walk around the ring, Hero runs up, AND KICKS THE LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! (Boos!) Hero continues to talk trash and now drags Danielson over to the steel steps. Hero grabs his leg, AND THROWS IT INTO THE STEPS TO ADD MORE INJURY! (Boos!) Hero slides in and back out to restart the count. Hero pulls Danielson to his feet, shoots him into the guardrail, NO! DANIELSON REVERSES AND SENDS HERO WHO HITS HARD! (Cheers!) Danielson takes a moment to shake off the leg and goes to work. Hero starts moving away from him but Danielson quickly hobbles over, grabs Hero by the head AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE RING APRON! Danielson rolls Hero in the ring and goes for a cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out quickly. Danielson gets to his feet, pulling Hero up with him, BIG SCOOP SLAM by Danielson. Danielson runs for the ropes but suddenly stops and holds his leg with a painful look on his face. Danielson walks back over to Hero, WHO DROP TOE HOLDS HIM AND ATTEMPTS THE ‘HANGMAN’S CLUTCH’ (STF w/ Cravate) BUT DANIELSON IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT! Danielson manages to get away but Hero is right back on top of him, stomping away at the leg. Hero pulls Danielson to his feet, and takes him to the corner. Hero nails a few forearms and now picks him up, setting him on the top turnbuckle. Hero climbs up, looking to go for a superplex but Danielson is blocking it! Danielson punches Hero in the ribs a couple of times and now grabs his head, HEADBUTT! DANIELSON HEADBUTTS HIM AND HERO FALLS TO THE MAT, DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCT BY DANIELSON! (Cheers!) Danielson crawls and makes the cover, 1…2… Hero gets the shoulder up.

Mike Rether: Danielson doing everything he can to wear down Hero and you know something, John. I think Hero reinjured the leg. I mean, Danielson is good with one leg, but a lot has been taken away from him. Notice how he’s relying more on basic, simple moves. A lot of which have been either aerial…

John House: Or CHEATFUL!

Mike Rether: Cheatful?

John House: Well you saw what he did to Hero outside of the ring. The referee should just DQ Danielson now, and give the title to Hero just on principle.

Danielson stays grounded with Hero, locking Hero in an armbar. Hero tries to break out of it but now Danielson pulls Hero’s arm back, AND LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE CHICKENWING WITH A BODY SCISSORS! Danielson wrenches back, Hero struggles to break free but can’t seem to break the hold. Hero now starts scooting over to the ropes. Danielson tries to pull him away but Hero manages to touch the bottom rope with his foot and Danielson has to break the hold. Danielson gets to his feet, trying not to walk on the leg. Danielson picks Hero up and hits a snap suplex, AND NOW DANIELSON ROLLS HIM INTO A BUTTERFLY SUBMISSION! Danielson continues to wrench back on the neck of Hero but now Hero manages to roll forward, bridging on top of Danielson, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Danielson and Hero start to make it back to their feet, Hero throws a right hand and connects. Danielson retaliates with a punch of his own and Hero once again rakes him in the eyes. Danielson moves into the corner, Hero runs up, DANIELSON LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HERO LANDS ON HIS FEET! Danielson turns around and Hero grabs him by the head and rams him into the corner! Hero climbs up the turnbuckle, DANIELSON NAILS A BIG RIGHT HAND ON HERO! Danielson climbs up the turnbuckle slowly and grabs Hero, SUPERPLEX! (PWK! PWK!) Danielson crawls over and drapes the arm over Hero, 1…2… Hero kicks out! Danielson quickly grabs hold of the arm and locks in a cross armbreaker! Hero starts kicking and screaming as the hold is locked on but manages to make it into the ropes yet again. Danielson gets to his feet and grabs Hero, nailing him with a forearm, and another, and another! Danielson shoots Hero to the ropes, Hero bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Danielson, CHOP BLOCK FROM HERO! (Boos!) Hero goes right back to the leg and now wraps him up, FIGURE 4!

Mike Rether: HERO SLAPS ON THE FIGURE 4, AND DANIELSON IS DEFINITELY IN A BAD SPOT NOW!

John House: Damn right he is. Well I said before that Hero was trying to reinjure that leg, I’m retracting my previous statement, because now he’s not trying, HE’S DOING IT! And if he holds this move in long, not only will Danielson tap, that leg is gonna be broken, COME ON HERO!

Danielson tries to reach for the ropes but Hero is using all his leverage to stop it from happening. Danielson continues to inch closer, BUT HERO USES MORE LEVERAGE TO BRING HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Danielson continues to scream in pain but now he’s starting to fight back. Danielson starts punching Hero in the knee but Hero drops down to the mat, applying more pressure to Danielson, who can’t take much more. The fans start rallying behind Danielson now and finally Danielson starts to turn to try and get out of the hold! Danielson is almost around, HE’S GOT IT TURNED! DANIELSON REVERSED THE FIRURE 4 AND NOW HERO IS IN TROUBLE! Hero screams but now finally releases the figure 4. Danielson, slow to get up but is using the ropes for leverage. Hero back to his feet runs at Danielson, AND GETS CAUGHT BY AN ELBOW! Hero steps back, a little dazed but runs up and kicks Danielson in the leg. Hero stops the leg some more and now shoots him off. Danielson hits the ropes and ducks the clothesline from Hero, DANIELSON CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK AND SETS HIM UP, ‘REGAL PLEX!’ 1…2…3 NO! HERO KICKS OUT! Hero manages to kick out at the last second and he’s on his stomach, DANIELSON ATTEMPTS THE ‘CATTLE MUTILATION’ BUT HERO STARTS FIGHTING OUT OF IT! Danielson has his hands locked, he just needs to flip over but Hero rolls into the ropes and Danielson falls to the floor! Hero rests up for a few seconds, while Danielson is on the outside doing the same. Danielson starts getting to his feet now, Hero runs the ropes and comes back, DIVING FOREARM THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO DANIELSON! (This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome!) Danielson and Hero on the outside once again but Hero is up and tosses Danielson back in the ring. Hero climbs in, stalking Danielson. Danielson makes it to his feet, Hero kicks him BUT DANIELSON GRABS HERO’S LEG! Danielson spins him around, GERMAN SUPLEX! 1…2…3 NO! HERO KICKS OUT! Danielson gets to his feet and starts getting a second wind it seems. Hero is up, BIG FOREARM TO THE HEAD! Hero returns with a forearm of his own! Danielson’s eyes widen, AND HITS Hero again with a big forearm! Hero shakes it off, AND GIVES DANIELSON A FOREARM! Danielson takes a deep breath, lets out a war cry, AND STARTS NAILING HERO WITH RAPID FOREARM SHOTS! Danielson hits him about 5 times, spins around, ROARING ELBOW MISSES AND HERO WRAPS DANIELSON UP, ‘HERO’S WELCOME!’ ‘HERO’S WELCOME’ ON DANIELSON! Hero and Danielson are both down and out, but Hero starts crawling over, MAKES THE COVER, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES! DANIELSON HAS HIS FOOT DRAPED OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE MATCH CONTINUES!

John House: NO! THAT’S A BUNCH OF BULL!

Mike Rether: HE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES AT THE LAST SECOND! GREAT RING AWARENESS!

Hero questions the count and now starts stomping on the leg of Danielson once again. Hero pulls Danielson out to the center of the ring, hits the ropes, DOUBLE STOMP SENTON TO DANIELSON! Hero with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT! Hero lifts Danielson up and locks in a sleeper hold! Hero brings Danielson down to the mat, still applying pressure to the hold, and Danielson is out! The referee comes in and checks the arm. He lifts it up, IT DROPS FOR A COUNT OF ONE! He grabs Danielson by the arm and lifts it again, AND IT DROPS FOR A COUNT OF TWO! Hero starts applying more pressure and the fans are rallying behind Danielson as the referee lifts his arm up once again. The referee holds his arm up, IT DROPS BUT STAYS UP AT THE LAST SECOND! Danielson starts shaking his arm, getting the fans to rally some more as he starts to get to his feet! Danielson is up to a vertical base again and starts elbowing Hero in the gut. Danielson elbows him three times, and Hero releases the hold. Danielson turns around and chops Hero! Danielson reaches back, AND CHOPS HIM AGAIN! Danielson takes Hero by the arm and shoots him to the ropes but Hero reverses and sends Danielson. Danielson comes back to a ducking Hero, DANIELSON SUNSET FLIPS HIM BUT HERO HOLDS ON! Hero slaps Danielson’s hand and spins around, picking Danielson up, SETTING HIM UP FOR ‘HERO’S WELCOME’ BUT DANIELSON MANAGES TO SPIN OUT OF IT! Danielson hits him with a fireman’s carry takedown, wraps him up in a crucifix, AND STARTS ELBOWING HERO IN THE HEAD! DANIELSON KEEPS ELBOWING HERO IN THE HEAD, HITTING HARDER WITH EVERY STRIKE, HERO CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF, AND THE REFEREE STOPS THE MATCH! DANIELSON WINS!
Winner and NEW PWK Heavyweight Champion: Bryan Danielson via referee stoppage in 25:43

Rating: 97%

Mike Rether: HE DID IT! BRYAN DANIELSON IS THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

John House: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Mike Rether: THIS CROWD HAS ERUPTED! DANIELSON HAS FINALLY BEATEN HERO, AND HE IS OUR FIRST EVER PWK HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A NIGHT!

John House: THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP RETHER! THAT DAMN REFEREE WAS PAID OFF! SHANANIGANS! SHANANIGANS I SAY! I WANT A RECOUNT!

Mike Rether: It has INDEED been a happening here tonight for Pro Wrestling KING, and we are out of time. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT FOR INSIDERS EDITION, SO LONG!

(The camera focuses in on Bryan Danielson who’s standing on the turnbuckle, raising the Heavyweight Title high before the camera fades out)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

Overall Show Rating: 88%

[Ultimo Drag-Dan]

Good show. Nothing wrong with it, although the Battle Royal rules were confusing, I thought it was over-the-top-rope

As usual, I enjoyed the lucha and technical matches more than the hardcore ones, and I really liked El Generico winning and the Danielson beatdown. I really thought Ares was going to win, but it wasn't to be...

Another top-notch show from you, 8/10

[HardcoreJay]

At first I wanted the battle royal to be over the top, but then I decided against it, because people usually want to see high risk aerial stuff from cruiserweights so I ixnayed that and decided to make it 5 man elimination where all 5 are in the ring at the same time, but then I realized that I'd be writing all of that in the TLC match, so I made it 5 man elimination with tag rules... And generally in lucha the tag rules apply until someone gets sent to the outside, then another can come in without the tag, so I made it work like that.

Far as the Danielson beat down goes, I basically did that to give Danielson more of an edge and a more determined to beat the hell out of Chris Hero factor. I think it made him look strong with the fact that Chris Hero has beaten him down so many times before that it was time to give one to Danielson haha.

Thanks for reading, keep doing it lol.

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, August 24th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a few clips of recent PWK footage, the camera fades into a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Hello and WELCOME to another edition of Insiders Edition. I’m Mike Rether…

John House: And I’m John “Hung Like A *censored* Star” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: I did NOT need to hear that.

John House: I don’t give a damn what you needed to hear, I DO WHAT I WANT!

Mike Rether: Well anyway ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got a great show for you tonight, and we’ve got a GREAT guest tonight on the spotlight.

John House: Gee, I wonder who it could be… Note the sarcasm.

Mike Rether: Haha, yes indeed, the man that DEFEATED Chris Hero at Gold Rush…

John House: BULLSHIT!

Mike Rether: And became the PWK Heavyweight Champion, Bryan Danielson will be joining us here tonight.

John House: And that’s when I’m going to leave.

Mike Rether: OOOOOOH NO! You’re staying here with me and you’re going to like it!

John House: Says you.

Mike Rether: But before we get to that interview, we’ve got some other stuff to cover, so let’s jump right into it.

Final PWK Champions Have Been Crowned

Mike Rether: Gold Rush was indeed a HUGE success for Pro Wrestling KING, and a few certain individuals as well, those being the ones who came out with the recent vacated Tag Team, Junior Heavyweight, and Heavyweight Title. El Generio redeemed himself after a recent slump, becoming the Junior Heavyweight Champion. The Strong Style Thugs, B-Boy and Homicide went through all kinds of hell in the TLC match to take home the Tag Team Titles, and Bryan Danielson, our guest later on tonight, redeemed himself as well by beating Chris Hero in the Main Event of the evening to capture the PWK Heavyweight Championship.

John House: *COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH!*

Mike Rether: Say something, John?

John House: Nah, got a cold, can’t seem to shake it.

Mike Rether: Better see a doctor, you could die…

(Rether gets a smile on his face and looks up, and murmurs the word “please” under his breath, as if asking God for a favor)

John House: Lick my taint, Rether.

Jay Man Injured In Junior Heavyweight Battle Royal

Mike Rether: During the Junior Heavyweight Battle Royal, Jay Man and Derek Frazier were mixing it up in the ring, when Frazier got the advantage, he threw a kick to the face of Jay Man, and instantly his nose was gushing blood. Frazier seized the opportunity and nailed Jay Man with ‘Pure Impact’ to eliminate him from the match. Backstage paramedics looked over Jay Man and determined that he has in fact suffered a broken nose, and he should be taking a month off to heal, however Jay Man refuses to let a broken nose stop him, and will be competing at an upcoming house show.

Hardcore Jay Intentionally Disqualifies Himself In Match With DRH, Why?

Mike Rether: Well we wanted to figure out why Hardcore Jay deliberately caused himself to be disqualified, we caught up with him the other day, and this is what was said…

(A video monitor comes on and you can see Hardcore Jay sitting in a chair smoking a cigarette. Jay takes a drag and blows the smoke into the camera before speaking)

Hardcore Jay: So… You want to know why I said to hell with the match with DRH? You want to know why I said to hell with trying to win? It’s simple… Because I wanted to. My reasoning behind it? I’ve been wanting to hurt DRH since Scars And Stripes. See… Where I come from… It’s kill or be killed. DRH and Jonas Testament, they tried to kill me at Scars And Stripes… But they didn’t. And another thing, where I come from… You don’t get mad, you get even… And that’s what I did. I got even with DRH. Not as much as I wanted… But what I did was enough. Now he’s probably watching this somewhere with an icepack on his head… And all I gotta say is this… DRH, that was just a sample, of what I’m capable of… And if and when you’re ready for me to beat your ass legit… You know where to find me.

(Jay takes a drag off his cigarette and once again blows the smoke into the camera as it fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: So basically he just didn’t care.

John House: And basically I say again, he’s an idiot.

Mike Rether: You say that about everybody, John.

John House: No, not everybody… Just the ones I hate.

Mike Rether: YOU HATE EVERYBODY!

John House: Yeah, because they’re all idiots.

Mike Rether: Never mind.

(A monitor comes, revealing Jay B. owner and founder of PWK)

Mike Rether: W-wait a second folks, our president and founder of the company, Jay B. has kind of taken me by surprise here… Ummm, what’s up boss?

John House: Oh please tell me you’re here because the ratings of this show suck and it’s all because of Rether and you’re either promoting me to head announcer or giving me someone with talent…

(Jay B. laughs)

Jay B: Haha. No, I’m afraid not, John. Actually, Mike if you could get the tech guys to go ahead and flash one of your little bulletins on the screens that reads, “We’re Back” in big bold letters and quotation marks, it’d be appreciated…

Mike Rether: Well ugh, sure boss no problem… But why “We’re Back?” I mean… Where did we go?

Jay B: Well okay then, change it to, “We’re Back On TV” in big bold letters and quotation marks.

Mike Rether: Wait, what? We’re back?

Jay B: We’re back.

Mike Rether: GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, WE’RE BACK! WELL GO AHEAD BOSS, TAKE THIS TIME TO TELL US ABOUT IT! Oops, wait a second, Charlie, go ahead and write those words in…

WE’RE BACK ON TV!

Mike Rether: There we go… Okay, take it away boss…

(Jay B. clears his throat and begins to speak)

Jay B: Since Jay Scott Enterprises dropped us, myself and Mr. Travis Martin have gone around to different companies, pitching PWK to them. And it has been a grueling few weeks, but we have finally reached a deal with DirectTV. PWK TV will resume once again, however, we will not be airing at 10 pm… Instead, we will be LIVE AT 8 PM!

Mike Rether: LIVE?! WE’RE GOING LIVE?! PRIMETIME!?

Jay B: You got it Mike. And our first show will be on the 1st of September, so you guys, and all of you PWK fans out there, mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss it. Thank you.

(The monitor fades out)

Mike Rether: THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! WE’RE GOING LIVE NEXT WEEK, JOHN!

John House: I’m gonna start calling myself John “PRIMETIME” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: I don’t think you can do that.

John House: Why the hell not?

Mike Rether: I think Elix Skipper has that moniker.

John House: To hell with him, he’s not working anywhere anyway.

The Spotlight w/ Bryan Danielson

Mike Rether: Well ladies and gentlemen, at this time I’d like to welcome our guest for The Spotlight, your PWK Heavyweight Champion, Bryan Danielson…

John House: See ya.

(John House starts walking away and goes off camera but then backs up into view with Bryan Danielson walking in the shot, holding John House by his shirt. Danielson leads House over to a chair and sits him down, with Mike Rether just smiling away)

Bryan Danielson: Now you sit here, and be a good boy.

Mike Rether: Hahaha.

John House: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, AND I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THIS ABUSE!

Bryan Danielson: Shut up.

John House: Point taken…

Mike Rether: First of all, welcome to the show, and second, congratulations…

Bryan Danielson: Thank you. Good to be here.

Mike Rether: Well, the first question that I have to ask, how does it feel being the champion?

Bryan Danielson: It feels great. I mean, I’ve been a champion before, so you’d think it’d be nothing new to me. But I gotta tell ya, it always feels good to know that you’re the guy that is representing the company as it’s champion. And it’s just an honor.

Mike Rether: Now, Chris Hero once again went to the leg and tried to do everything to cripple you in the match. Obviously he did SOME damage to the leg, now are you able to compete, has it gave you any problems in the last 2 days?

Bryan Danielson: Well, it’s a bit tight and pretty sore. When I put pressure on it, I do feel it, not gonna lie. But it’s honestly nothing to worry about. Since the last injury, it’s healed pretty nicely, and pretty fast actually. Hero obviously played it smart and tried to reinjure me again, but I’m good to go. I’ll be ready for my next match, no problem.

Mike Rether: PWK has been around for a few months now, you’ve been in the locker room watching a lot of matches, is there anybody you’d like to step into the ring with?

Bryan Danielson: Well there’s a LOT of talent in this organization. A lot of mixed styles. I’ve kept my eye on a few that I think would be great matches for not only myself, but my opponent as well.

Mike Rether: Care to share those few?

Bryan Danielson: Well one person in particular that I wouldn’t mind stepping in the ring with, has to be Ares. He’s had some great matches with Roderick Strong. He’s got a good ground game, he can take to the air when the time is right. I think me and him would tear the roof off.

Mike Rether: That’d be a match I wouldn’t mind seeing. Who else?

Bryan Danielson: Man, there’s just so much talent haha. Let’s see, Ares without a doubt is at the top of the list. Then you’ve got Scorpio Sky, I’ve always liked his work. Umm, Mike Quackenbush, nuff said. I also like that John Bay guy.

Mike Rether: There’s someone we haven’t seen since the first two shows. You’d get in the ring with him?

Bryan Danielson: Oh absolutely. Anybody that starts his wrestling in Japan, stays there for many years continuing his craft, and then bringing it to the U.S. has gotta be a tough opponent, and I’m sure me and him could beat the hell out of each other.

John House: And I’m sure he’d take your title.

Bryan Danielson: You say something?

John House: You heard me.

Bryan Danielson: Mike, you know I’m a very well experienced submission wrestler don’t you?

Mike Rether: As a matter of fact I do.

Bryan Danielson: How would you like a free demonstration?

Mike Rether: Haha, that’d be great.

Bryan Danielson: PERFECT! John, get up.

John House: What?

Bryan Danielson: You heard me.

John House: Now wait a second… I’m not being your little punching bag, you got-

Bryan Danielson: I SAID GET UP!

(John House jumps up from his chair quickly and stands at attention. Danielson gets up and places the Heavyweight Title on the chair)

Bryan Danielson: Okay, Mike… I’m gonna show you a crossface chickenwing.

Mike Rether: Alright.

Bryan Danielson: Now basically what you do… Is whenever your opponent is dazed, or whenever you know you can lock this hold in. You take his left arm and sort of go for a hammerlock… But instead of holding his arm with the palm of your hand, you wrap your forearm around the inside of their elbow and position your arm upward… Then you take your right arm, WRAP IT AROUND THEIR NECK LIKE THIS, AND LOCK YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, AND APPLY PRESSURE!

(John House starts waving around and screaming words you can’t understand because he appears to be choking. Mike Rether just laughs as Danielson continues to hold him there)

Mike Rether: Haha, and on that note, we’re out of time here for this week… For John House, who’s incapacitated at the moment haha. I’m Mike Rether, goodnight.

(The camera zooms in on John House who apparently has just passed out from the pressure of the hold, and then fades)

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, August 28th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: Roderick Strong

(The camera opens up on Roderick Strong holding the North American around his shoulder)

Roderick Strong: Ares, Ares, Ares... Once again you stepped into that ring with me… And once again, I beat you... And yet once again, you come so close, but yet so far, in getting my belt. Just because you got lucky the last time, didn’t mean a damn thing this time. You talk about fear. How I thought about the what if’s, the whole, “what if you beat me?” “What if you take my title.” Well you were right about one thing Ares, THERE WERE NO WHAT IF’S, because the only thing I had on my mind, was beating you once again, and showing you, that no matter what, I am, and will always BE that much better.

PWK Promo: John Bay

(The camera fades on John Bay, who is kneeling next to a couple of candles and incense)

John Bay: July 7th… July 7th was the last time, that I was involved with Pro Wrestling KING. Since then, nothing. No bookings, no managerial roles… No backstage, behind the scenes type stuff. I’m pretty upset about that… But at the same time, I am glad… Because this time off has given me the opportunity to see what lies ahead, in my PWK career. And it has given me a chance to watch some other PWK talent that might pose a challenge. So far, I have seen nothing from anyone that would pose a threat to me, or my undefeated streak. And right now I see nobody that can match my skill inside the ring. But I grow tired of sitting on the sidelines, waiting for someone to give me the call to tell me I have a match. I am tired of not being able to get in the ring, and display my talents… That is why, I will be at the show this Tuesday night, scouting, and determining for myself, who I will be going up against in two weeks. And to that person that I face… I say to you, good luck, cuz you’ll need it…

(Bay closes his eyes and goes into meditation as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Jonas Testament and DRH

(The scene fades in on Jonas Testament standing above DRH who is kneeling before him)

Jonas Testament: Daniel. Gold Rush was a failure. Granted… You won your match with Hardcore Jay. But it was BECAUSE of Hardcore Jay, that you were able to do so. And DJ Hyde… DJ Hyde, by some MIRACLE beat me… HE BEAT ME!

DRH: I’m sorry, father.

Jonas Testament: No… It’s not your fault… But this is unacceptable. HIGHLY unacceptable. We NEED to get back on track of things. And we NEED to get revenge, on those that have wronged us.

DRH: What should we do, father?

Jonas Testament: We be patient… But we be vicious. Mark my words… DJ Hyde, and the Hardcore Playas… Will be sorry.

(DRH bows his head as Testament goes into deep thought at the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Derek Frazier

(The camera fades in on Derek Frazier, looking at a picture of El Generico)

Derek Frazier: Generico? Generico? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE’S THE PWK JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT!? Listen Generico, I don’t know how the hell you pulled it off, but don’t THINK for one second that I’m gonna just sit here and watch you parade around as a phony Junior Heavyweight Champion, and not do anything about it. And let’s face facts here… You don’t have ANYTHING to offer to that title. I mean, you’re look is stupid. You don’t have the marketing ability to sell yourself to an audience. Let’s just face it Generico, you’re a crappy champion, and a crappy wrestler. Seriously, the comedy crap you pull in the ring, hate to burst your bubble, but… It doesn’t get over. And the whole mask thing, here you’re supposed to be a luchadore, and yet your mask looks like it’s from Japan or something… Face it Generico, you don’t belong here, and you SURE AS HELL don’t deserve that title you’re carrying around. So here’s what I’m gonna do for you. I’m gonna personally take that belt off your hands… And I’m going to be the new Junior Heavyweight Champion. Because unlike you Generico, I am more marketable. I have a better look… I KNOW FOR A FACT, that I am a better wrestler than you… Compared to you and me, you’re the shits… And I… Well, I am the shit. You got a week Generico… I suggest you do the right thing. Or else…

(Frazier takes the picture of Generico and rips it in two and then throws it at the camera as it fades out)

PWK Promo: Best From The West

(The camera fades in on Jade Diamond and Trey Reed who are sitting down in what appears to be a movie theater. Trey has some popcorn in his lap, and both are smoking cigars)

Trey Reed: Jade, seriously man, can you get me a job in this company? I mean seriously. You’ve got two great hot cars… You’ve got plenty of hot women… And look at this, you’ve got your own little movie theater. I’m serious, what’s a janitor make in your company?

Jade Diamond: Janitors? Last time I checked I think they make maybe twenty thousand a year.

Trey Reed: HELL I’LL TAKE THAT!

Jade Diamond: Haha, no, Trey with your skills and qualifications. I do believe I could make you my assistant.

Trey Reed: And how’s that?

Jade Diamond: Better pay than a janitor. At least an extra five grand, plus you get dental and health care.

Trey Reed: Nice! Where do I sign?

Jade Diamond: I’ll fax some papers over to you in the next few days… Right now we can just relax, and watch a movie.

Trey Reed: I like movies. What are we watching?

Jade Diamond: My friend, we are going to be watching a movie I like to call, “Scotty And Generico, We Hardly Knew Ye.”

(Jade grabs a remote and presses a button. Suddenly on the big screen, you can see Jade Diamond and Trey Reed fighting Scotty Priest and El Generico in their debut match. After a few short minutes, the movie ends, and both Jade and Reed stand up and start clapping)

Jade Diamond: Excellent work sir.

Trey Reed: Thank you, well done on your part as well.

Jade Diamond: Why thank you. Wanna watch us kick the shit out of em again?

Trey Reed: HELL YEAH I DO!

(Jade Diamond presses play and they once again sit down and watch as the camera fades)

PWK TV Card

6 Man Tag
Up In Smoke vs. Bo Slade/Derek Frazier/Tommy Grace

Tag Team
Best From The West vs. BLKout

Non Title
DJ Hyde vs. Sebastian Black

Non Title, Fatal 4 Way
El Generico vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Jay Man vs. Amazing Red

North American Title
Scorpio Sky vs. Roderick Strong ©

Heavyweight Title
Will Storm vs. Bryan Danielson ©

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, September 1st 2009

PWK TV

(Clips of recent PWK footage begins to play to the song “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a few moments, the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are cheering and chanting PWK. After viewing the fans at ringside and around the arena, the camera fades over to Mike Rether and John House)

Mike Rether: HELLO AND WELCOME TO PWK TV AND WE ARE LIVE BABY! I’m Mike Rether and right beside me is John House…

John House: YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY MY NAME MIKE! I’M A BIG BOY, I CAN DO IT!

Mike Rether: Okay, so do it.

John House: I don’t want too…

Mike Rether: First and foremost fans, we want to thank you for joining us, and we’d also like to thank the executives for DirectTV for allowing us to go back on the air. So let’s get things underway with a big 6 man tag team match, pitting Tommy Grace, Derek Frazier, and Bo Slade, against Up In Smoke… LET’S GO TO THE RING!

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this opening 6 man tag team contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 645 pounds, the team of Derek Frazier, Tommy Grace, and BOOOOO SLADE!

~DON’T STAY!~

(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park hits and the fans boo as Derek Frazier, Tommy Grace, and Bo Slade make their way down to the ring. Frazier, Bo and Grace all start talking trash to some of the fans at ringside before entering the ring. Bo, Frazier and Grace all go to separate turnbuckles and each climb up and raise their arms in victory as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of something HIGHER than 420… Cheech, Cloudy, and Duke Jupiter, UP-IN-SMOOOOOKE!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES TIME GOES BY, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET HIGH!~

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by Kottonmouth Kings starts up and the fans cheer as Up In Smoke walk out through the curtain. Jupiter leads the way but stops on the entrance ramp staring at the strobe lights. Cheech and Cloudy grab him and continue to lead him down the ramp. They slap hands with some of the fans and climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

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6 Man Tag: Bo Slade/Derek Frazier/Tommy Grace vs. Up In Smoke

The bell sounds and Cheech is starting things off with Bo Slade. Cheech and Bo go for a lockup but Slade knees him in the gut and starts clubbing him in the back with forearms. Bo picks him up and nails him with a stiff forearm and shoots him to the ropes. Cheech bounces off then ducks a clothesline. Bo turns around, AND GETS CAUGHT BY A DROPKICK! Bo gets to his feet and Cheech nails him with a few chops then sends him to the ropes but gets reversed. Bo with a tilt-a-whirl, CHEECH COUNTERS WITH A HEADSCISSORS! Bo slides outside the ring to convey with his partners. Cloudy and Jupiter come in and Cheech and Cloudy climb the turnbuckles while Jupiter runs to the ropes, STEREO DIVES ONTO BO, FRAZIER, AND GRACE! (PWK! PWK!) Cheech gets back to his feet, grabbing Bo and tossing him in the ring. Cheech climbs in and grabs Bo in an arm ringer. Bo tries to fight out of it but Cheech pulls his arm out of socket and makes the tag to Jupiter. Jupiter climbs up the turnbuckle, leaps off AND DOUBLE STOMPS the arm! Bo holds his arm in pain, and now Jupiter grabs the arm and twists it in an arm ringer. Jupiter twists it again, causing Bo to flip to his back. Jupiter keeps the arm locked and now Bo starts getting back to his feet. Bo back up takes Jupiter to the ropes, then tosses him off. Jupiter hits the ropes, AND GETS NAILED IN THE BACK BY TOMMY GRACE! Jupiter steps out of the ropes, Bo wraps him up, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Bo with the cover, 1…2, Jupiter kicks out. Bo picks Jupiter up and tosses him to the corner and tags out to Frazier. Frazier and Bo start stomping away at Jupiter and now Frazier takes over. Frazier picks Jupiter up and tosses him to the ropes. Jupiter comes back and gets kicked in the gut, Frazier wraps him up for the suplex but Jupiter is blocking it! Frazier tries again and lifts him up, Jupiter lands behind him, AND DROPKICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Frazier topples through the middle rope, landing on the apron. Jupiter makes the quick tag to Cloudy, now the two grab the ropes, AND BRING FRAZIER IN THE HARD WAY! Frazier lands hard, sitting up, Cloudy and Jupiter hit the ropes, DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! (Oh!) Cloudy with the cover, 1…2, Grace breaks the count.

Mike Rether: Double basement dropkick connected hard. Good double team move by Cloudy and Jupiter, but Grace was in there to break it up at the last second.

John House: Smart move on the part of Grace, I gotta admit that I thought it was over right then and there.

Mike Rether: You did?

John House: NAH I’M JUST JACKIN YA!

Cloudy in control of Frazier now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Cloudy runs up for a splash and Frazier moves but Cloudy lands on the corner, leaps off, SHINING WIZARD! (Oh!) Cloudy with the cover, 1…2, Frazier kicks out! Cloudy questions the count but now picks Frazier up, FRAZIER RAKES HIM IN THE EYES! Frazier grabs Cloudy and brings him to the corner and tags out to Grace. Grace comes in and the two pick Cloudy up, AND DROP HIM WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! Grace makes the cover, 1…2, Cheech breaks the count! Grace gets to his feet and talks trash to both Cheech and Jupiter, and Grace pushes Cheech! Cheech and Jupiter try getting in the ring but the referee stops him! Grace picks Cloudy up and tosses him to his corner and now the three start ganging up on Cloudy! Frazier chokes him, Slade starts clubbing him in the chest and Grace kicks him in the gut. Grace pulls Cloudy out of the corner and picks him up, DROPS HIM in a manhattan drop, AND NAILS A NECKBREAKER! Grace covers up, 1…2… Cloudy kicks out. Grace picks Cloudy up and takes him to the corner and tags Frazier. Frazier grabs Cloudy and shoots him to the ropes but Cloudy reverses and sends Frazier. Frazier bounces off Cloudy kicks him in the gut, SETS UP FOR THE ‘YOSHITONIC’ BUT BO SLADE CLOTHESLINES HIM OFF FRAZIERS BACK! (Oh!) Bo Slade starts laughing, BUT NOW JUPITER AND CHEECH COME IN THE RING AND WE’VE GOT A BRAWL! (Cheers!) Frazier starts helping out Bo nailing Jupiter and Cheech, and now Grace comes in the ring and starts working them over as well! Grace and Bo grab Cheech and Jupiter while Frazier goes back to work on Cloudy. Bo, Grace, and Frazier take Up In Smoke to the ropes and shoot them off. Up In Smoke bounce off and all of them duck clotheslines. Frazier, Grace and Bo turn around, AND ALL GET TAKEN DOWN BY DROPKICKS! (Cheers!) Cheech and Jupiter go to the outside and as Grace and Bo slide out of the ring! Cloudy back on his feet, runs up to Frazier, Frazier lifts him up, ‘TSUNAMI DDT’ (Tilt-a-DDT) ON FRAZIER! Cloudy is down as is Frazier! Frazier and Cloudy both start crawling to the corner, Frazier makes the tag to Bo, Cloudy tags to Jupiter! Jupiter comes in and ducks a clothesline from Bo and nails him with a right hand! Bo back up gets nailed by another! Bo back up once more, BIG BODY SLAM BY JUPITER! Jupiter stands overtop of Bo, hits the ropes and comes back, ‘PUFF PUFF GIVE’ (Smoking Elbow Drop) BY JUPITER! (Cheers!) Jupiter covers, 1…2… Frazier pulls Jupiter off!

Mike Rether: Well Jupiter certainly got “high” off that elbow drop but it wasn’t enough to end this match.

Jupiter goes back to work on Bo and punches him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Jupiter ducks down and Bo kicks him in the face, wraps him up, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Bo with the cover, 1…2… Jupiter kicks out! Bo starts choking him on the mat. Bo picks Jupiter up and Jupiter starts fighting back but Bo nails him with a punch to the head and now takes him over and tags in Frazier. Frazier comes in and nails Jupiter with a few right hands and sends him to the ropes. Frazier ducks down and Jupiter hits a sunset flip! Jupiter tries to take him down but Frazier slaps Jupiters hand, spins around, LIFTS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE ‘IMPACT DRIVER’ (Lifting Leg Hook Reverse DDT) BUT JUPITER COUNTERS, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Jupiter gets to the corner and tags out to Cheech. Cheech comes in and nails Frazier with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Frazier bounces off but holds onto the top rope. Cheech runs up and Frazier pulls the top rope down, taking Cheech to the outside! Cheech starts getting back up, BUT GRACE RUNS AND NAILS A CLOTHESLINE! Grace tosses Cheech back in the ring, Frazier waits for him to rise, ENZIGURI! (Oh!) Frazier covers, 1…2… CHEECH KICKS OUT! Frazier gets to his feet and tags in Bo. Bo gets in and nails Cheech with a few right hands. Bo shoots Cheech to the corner and Cheech hits hard. Bo runs up, CHEECH ROLLS OUT OF THE CORNER AND LEAPS OVER AND TAGS IN JUPITER! Jupiter comes in for a clothesline but Bo counters, T-BONE SUPLEX! (Oh!) Bo with the cover, 1…2… CLOUDY MAKES THE SAVE! Frazier and Grace come in but now Cloudy is a house of fire, punching and chopping Frazier and Grace left and right. Cloudy gets nailed by Slade however with a club to the back. Cloudy gets sent to the ropes but holds on off the rebound. Grace runs at Cloudy, CLOUDY SIDESTEPS AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES! Frazier runs up, BUT CHEECH STEPS IN FRONT OF CLOUDY AND CLOTHESLINES HIM! Bo Slade runs up AND CLOUDY DROP TOE HOLDS HIM IN THE ROPES! Cloudy and Cheech hit the ropes, ‘PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF CHEECH’ (Tiger Feint/Dropkick Combo) BO SLADE IS ROCKED! Cheech and Cloudy toss Slade into Jupiter, ‘ROACH CLIP’ (TKO) ON BO SLADE! 1…2…3!
Winners: Up In Smoke via Roach Clip in 11:26

Rating: 83%

Mike Rether: AND UP IN SMOKE TAKE THIS ONE!

John House: Ah come on, Rether. They were breaking the rules left and right. All of em were in the ring so many times I couldn’t even tell who the legal man was. They should be disqualified!

Mike Rether: Tell it to the referee, John.

John House: Alright, I WILL!

(John House puts his headset down and starts walking off. Up In Smoke continue to celebrate in the ring when John House slides inside. John House grabs the referee and starts telling him something, but the referee doesn’t want to hear whatever it is)

Mike Rether: My god the crazy son of a gun is actually trying to get this thing reversed… God, if you’re listening, it’s little Mikey Rether… Please if you do something to hurt John House, I will do everything in my power to help build 5 churches in your honor.

The referee manages to get away from House and now Up In Smoke surround him. House starts mouthing off at all three of them)

Mike Rether: This does not look good for House. He doesn’t know who he’s dealing with… Now wait a second, Jupiter walks behind House, AND PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN! GOOD GOD! House turns around, Cloudy on all fours, Jupiter pushes House WHO TRIPS OVER CLOUDY! House is down, AND CHEECH APPARENTLY HAS JUST FARTED IN HIS FACE! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING KING! THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU!

(The fans all start cheering as John House runs out of the ring and back up the entrance ramp, disappearing behind the curtain)

Mike Rether: Well, I think my broadcast partner has left me here to fend for myself, not that I have a problem with that. Coming up next, the Best From The West take on the BLKout! So far it’s been a GREAT night.

(The camera fades backstage in Travis Martin’s office. Travis is sitting behind his desk watching what just happened to John House. He starts laughing hysterically when suddenly you hear a door open up and then his smile fades as he stares at someone who just entered the room. The camera pans around and you can see that it’s Chris Hero)

Travis Martin: Well, well, well... I see that you’re… Well I see that you’re conscious now, haha.

Chris Hero: Cut the crap, Martin. I’ve had enough of it going on this last week. But that’s all about to change.

Travis Martin: Is it now?

Chris Hero: You’re damn right. Tonight, you’re going to give me my rematch against Danielson, you’re going to put the Heavyweight Title on the line, and that’s final.

Travis Martin: You know I think Danielson may have knocked you a little loopy, maybe you’ve got a concussion or something. What I’m trying to figure out here is, who the hell do you think you are, giving ME orders?

Chris Hero: Look, I-

Travis Martin: No, no, you shut your mouth… The last time I checked, myself, and Jay B. are YOUR BOSS! We run this company the way we see fit. And if anybody from the back came up to us, requested a match, or what have you, hell, we’d more than likely give it to them. But somebody coming up, and TELLING US that we’re going to book a match, like you just did. You know, I was feeling very happy and generous tonight. New TV show, new network, John House just got farted on, tonight’s been a GREAT NIGHT so far… And then you had to come in and ruin it.

Chris Hero: Okay, I-

Travis Martin: No. Shut up. Okay… You want a match against Danielson? Tell ya what. Danielson’s already booked tonight. So here’s what’s gonna happen. You want a shot at Danielson, you’re going to prove that you deserve a shot at him.

Chris Hero: Wait, WHAT!? PROVE MYSELF! I’ve beaten him each and every single time we’ve stepped in the ring, why the hell should I have to prove that I deserve a shot at him. Besides that, I should have a rematch clause anyway.

Travis Martin: Hmmm… BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT’S WHY! If you can beat your opponent here tonight. You get your title shot. Now get out of my office.

Chris Hero: Fine… Who’s my opponent.

Travis Martin: You’ll find out later tonight.

Chris Hero: Fine… That’s how you want to play it. I’ll kick his ass too. And then next week, I want my shot at the title…

(Hero walks out of the room, leaving Martin with a ticked off look on his face as the camera fades back to Mike Rether, once again with John House)

Rating: 83%

Mike Rether: So tonight we’re going to see Chris Hero take on a mystery opponent, and if Hero wins it, he’ll square off with Bryan Danielson next week for the Heavyweight Title, I wonder who he’s got in mind. And I also wonder, hahaha, John House, how are you feeling, hahahaha.

John House: SCREW YOU MIKE! I’M GOING TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION ON ALL THREE OF THOSE IDIOTS! THEY ASSAULTED ME AND HUMILIATED THE GOOD NAME, THAT IS JOHN HOUSE!

Mike Rether: Ah come on, it’s all in good fun and television.

John House: NO! SCREW THAT! I’M TAKING EM TO COURT!

Mike Rether: Well good luck with that. Coming up now, the Best From The West take on the BLKout. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down on Scott Bowman who’s standing in the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing at a total combined weight of 445 pounds, Jade Diamond, Trey Reed, THE BEST, FROM THE WEST!

~I OWN YOU!~

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and both Jade Diamond and Trey Reed walk out through the curtain. Diamond and Reed high five each other and head down to the ring. They climb up the apron and both stand side by side, against the ropes. Both raise their hands in victory and then simultaneously leap over the top rope, and into the ring, getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponents, weighing in at a total street cred of 400 pounds, Ruckus, Sabian, THE BLAAAAAACKOUT!

~N*GGA ACKS ABOUT ME, N*GGA ACKS ABOUT, I’M A HUST-A-LA!~

(“I’m A Hustler” by Cassidy starts up and the fans start cheering as Sabian and Ruckus walk out through the curtain. Ruckus smokes a “Black N Mild” while Sabian is wearing a red bandanna around his face. They walk down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans at ringside before climbing inside the ring. Ruckus and Sabian get ready as the music fades) [/color]

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Best From The West vs. BLKout

Diamond and Ruckus start things out and lock but, but Diamond having the size advantage just shoves Ruckus to the mat! Jade starts showboating a bit as Ruckus gets back to his feet. Ruckus and Diamond lock up once more, and once more Diamond throws him to the mat! Reed and Diamond high five each other, and now Reed says he wants to try so Diamond tags him in. Reed comes in, telling Ruckus to do a test of strength. Reed puts his hand in the air, holding it high so Ruckus can’t reach it. Reed starts laughing AND RUCKUS STOMPS HIS FOOT! Reed doubles over and Ruckus slaps on a headlock! Reed backs Ruckus into the ropes and shoots him off. Ruckus comes back and they collide but Reed doesn’t go down. Ruckus hits the ropes again and collides with Reed again, still not budging. Reed showboats a bit more and turns around, Sabian comes in, DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE TO REED! (Cheers!) Jade tries to get in the ring but the referee stops him. Ruckus picks Reed up and twists his arm around in an armbar and makes the tag to Sabian. Sabian comes in and kicks Reed in the ribs and now twists Reed’s arm again in an armbar. Sabian shoots Reed to the ropes, Reed comes back, DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! Reed goes down to a knee, Sabian hits the ropes, AND DROPKICKS REED IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Sabian covers, 1…2, Reed kicks out. Sabian picks Reed up but Reed pushes him off and rolls out of the ring. Diamond consoles with Reed and now the BLKout go to the outside and start attacking Reed and Diamond! Sabian and Ruckus pound Diamond and Reed down with forearms to the back. Ruckus shoots Diamond into the guardrail and Diamond hits hard! Ruckus slides back in the ring, hits the ropes, AND HE HITS ‘DA SHIZNIT’ (Back Handspring Moonsault) ONTO EVERYBODY! (Holy Shit!) Sabian gets back up and rolls Reed in the ring. Sabian climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for Reed to get to his feet. Reed is up, SABIAN LEAPS OFF AND GETS PUNCHED IN THE GUT! Sabian drops to a knee, Reed hits the ropes, RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! (Oh!) Reed covers, 1…2… Sabian kicks out!

Mike Rether: Trey Reed almost took his head off with that running knee to the head, and I’m surprised Sabian was able to kick out of that one.

Reed picks up Sabian and makes the tag to Diamond. Diamond comes in and nails Sabian with a kick to the ribs. Diamond kicks him again and shoots him to the ropes. Sabian comes back and ducks a clothesline. Sabian bounces off again, Diamond ducks down and Sabian leaps over his back BUT DIAMOND PUTS HIS LEG OUT AND LOW BLOWS HIM! Diamond starts laughing and now picks Sabian up, BACK SUPLEX! Diamond puts a foot on Sabian and raises his arms in victory, 1…2, Sabian kicks out. Diamond stomps him a few times and now tags in Reed. They pick Sabian up, Sabian starts fighting and nails Reed and Diamond with a flurry of right hands. Sabian dropkicks Reed, sending him through the ropes to the outside. Diamond goes for a clothesline but Sabian ducks, AND LEAPS OVER TO MAKE THE TAG! Ruckus comes in and nails a spinning wheel kick on Diamond! Diamond gets to his feet, gets kicked by Ruckus, Ruckus sets him up for the ‘Bank Roll’ (Cutthroat Corkscrew Neckbreaker) but Diamond spins out of it, goes for a clothesline but Ruckus ducks, hits the ropes, HANDSPRING WHEEL KICK! (Cheers!) Ruckus with the cover, 1…2, Reed dives in and makes the save! Reed clubs Ruckus on the mat but now Sabian runs up and nails Reed with a right hand. Reed backs into the ropes and Sabian nails him with a few forearms. Sabian shoots Reed off but Reed ducks underneath his arm and pulls him in, ‘ONE NIGHT STAND’ (Spinning Uranage) ON SABIAN! Reed kicks Sabian out of the ring, turns around, AND GETS CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP BY RUCKUS! (Cheers!) Ruckus turns around, GETS KICKED BY DIAMOND, ‘LESS THAN ZERO’ (Tigerdriver) ON RUCKUS! 1…2…3!
Winners: Best From The West via Less Than Zero in 11:08

Rating: 93%

Mike Rether: And the Best From The West have won this contest, they’re certainly making a name for themselves here.

John House: Yeah they are. They’ve got talent, money… Maybe I should be hanging out with them instead of you.

Mike Rether: Maybe you should. *Under His Breath* Then maybe I could get some peace.

John House: What ya say?

Mike Rether: Nothing. Coming up next, DJ Hyde, the Crown Of Thorns Champion, takes a night off from defending his title tonight, as he goes one on one in a non title match against Sebastian Black.

John House: And Black is looking to get some payback for what happened at Scars And Stripes.

Mike Rether: Right you are, John. DJ Hyde and Black met in the semifinals at Scars And Stripes, and Hyde beat him to move onto the finals. Black HAS been wanting to get some payback, and he’ll get his shot tonight. The question is however, can Black beat Hyde tonight, and break his undefeated streak? We’re about to find out. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this non title match up is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey weighing in at 249 pounds, SEBASTIAN BLAAAAAACK!

~I AM THE LAW!~

(“I Am The Law” by Anthrax starts up and the fans boo as Sebastian Black walks out through the curtain, flipping his hair back and heading towards the ring. Black walks and talks smack to the fans on his way down, and then slides inside the ring. Black then walks towards the ropes, puts one foot on the bottom rope, and the other on the second. He pushes the top rope down with his hands and looks at the crowd with a sadistic smirk as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from Smyrna, Delaware, weighing in at 300 pounds, the Crown Of Thorns Champion, D-J-HYDE!

~I Hate You… You Make Me… SICK!~

(“Sicklife” by Octane starts up and the fans start cheering as DJ Hyde walks out through the curtain with his arms raised in the air, the Crown Of Thorns Title being held up as well. Hyde starts walking down the aisle, staring at Sebastian Black who’s in the ring getting ready. Hyde steps through the ropes and into the ring, continuing to stare down Black. He hands the title to the referee and then stands in his corner, getting ready as the music fades)

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Non Title: Sebastian Black vs. DJ Hyde

Black and Hyde lock up but neither can get an advantage so they break off. Hyde and Black lock up again, this time Black pushes Hyde into the corner. Hyde backs into the corner, now switches around and has Black in the corner. Black and Hyde continue to switch off, going around the ring, corner to corner. Hyde manages to put Black into the corner and backs off. Black takes a moment to shout at the fans and now puts his hand in the air, signaling for the test of strength. Hyde grabs Black’s hand, and then grabs the other, and the two start struggling for position but Black puts a leg behind Hyde and tries to take him off his feet but Hyde starts fighting back and takes Black to the mat! Black’s shoulders are down, 1…2, Black kicks out and gets back on his feet, as does Hyde and we’re at a standoff! (Cheers!) Black and Hyde start trash talking each other, and Black throws a right hand. Hyde shakes it off and throws a right of his own! Black screams AND NOW THE TWO START THROWING BLOWS! (Cheers!) Black and Hyde trade a few punches, NOW THEY START CHOPPING EACH OTHER! Hyde, Black, Hyde, Black. Black takes a chop, now grabs Hyde by the head AND HEADBUTTS HIM! Hyde takes it, AND HEADBUTTS BLACK! Black and Hyde trade a few more headbutts but now Hyde screams, AND HEADBUTTS BLACK REPEATEDLY! Hyde headbutts Black about 6 times and finally stops. Black is groggy, AND FALLS! (Cheers!) Hyde drops down and covers, 1…2, Black kicks out. Hyde picks Black up and chops him to the ropes. Hyde shoots him off and the two collide! Black nails Hyde with a few forearms now hits the ropes, BACK BODY DROP BY HYDE! Black holds his back in pain as he gets to his feet. Black in the ropes, turns around, AND HYDE CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Hyde is REALLY taking it to Black!

Hyde climbs out of the ring and nails Black with a few right hands. Hyde grabs Black, and SLAMS his head on the apron! Hyde grabs Black and whips him into the guardrail BUT BLACK REVERSES AND SENDS HYDE AND HYDE HITS HARD! Black comes up and stomps Hyde a few times and now starts to choke him out with the camera cord! Black gets to his feet, talking trash to the fans. Black picks Hyde up and sends him in the ring. Hyde starts getting to his feet but Black stomps him into the ropes. Black drapes a leg over Hyde and uses the ropes for leverage to choke him! Black releases the hold, now grabs the ropes, jumps up, AND NAILS HYDE WITH A KNEE DROP! Black covers, 1…2, Hyde kicks out. Black picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Black runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE! Black still holds Hyde, DOUBLE ARM DDT! (Oh!) Black with the cover again, 1…2… Hyde gets the shoulder up! Black questions the count but now goes back to work on Hyde. Black punches Hyde a few times, now picks him up and hammers him into the ropes. Black shoots Hyde off but Hyde reverses, sending Black instead. Black comes back to a ducking Hyde and kicks him in the face! Hyde pops up, Black with the clothesline BUT IT MISSES! Black turns around, Hyde picks him up and nails a scoop slam. Hyde hits the ropes, BIG SENTON! (Oh!) Hyde covers, 1…2… Black kicks out! Hyde mounts Black and starts punching him this time. He hits him about 6 times, now picks him up and shoots him in the corner. Black hits hard, AND DJ HITS A RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER! Black stumbles out of the corner, now Hyde wraps him up, ‘SHADOW DRIVER’ ON BLACK! 1…2…3!
Winner: DJ Hyde via Shadow Driver in 10:33

Rating: 86%

Mike Rether: DJ HYDE REMAINS UNDEFEATED! Black did everything in his power to pin him, but DJ Hyde overcame the odds and has once again walked away with a win here tonight.

John House: I can’t believe it. I thought Black would definitely beat him.

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere walk out from the back. The Backseat Boyz head down the aisle and climb inside the ring. Acid grabs the microphone from Scott Bowman and starts to speak as the music fades)

Trent Acid: For those of you, who didn’t see Gold Rush… OBVIOUSLY, we’re not the tag team champions…

(Cheers!)

Trent Acid: BUT! That’s not saying, that we WON’T BE Champions. Now Homicide, B-Boy… Right now, me and Johnny here are pretty much the number one tag team in this company… And the number one tag team, want a title shot… So why don’t you come out and give us one, let us kick your ass, take the belts, and we’ll call it a night, how bout it?

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans cheer as Homicide and B-Boy walk out through the curtain carrying the Tag Team Titles. The Strong Style Thugs climb inside the ring and stare down the Backseat Boyz for a second before Homicide grabs the microphone)

Homicide: Yo… Let me get this right… Ya’ll da number one team in dis company?

(The Backseat Boyz nod there heads)

Homicide: You know, last time I checked, we beat ya’ll and two other teams for these belts… So, I think WE, are da best team in this company…

(The Backseat Boyz nod there heads)

Homicide: And, ya’ll want a title shot? Ya’ll want to kick our asses? You know what, ring that *censored*in bell…

Rating: 82%

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Tag Team Titles: Backseat Boyz vs. Strong Style Thugs ©

The bell rings and Homicide quickly runs up and starts nailing Acid with right hands and clubbing forearms to the back. Homicide picks Acid up and shoots him to the ropes. Acid bounces off, AND GETS CLOTHESLINED! Homicide pulls Acid back up and nails him with a few chops and takes him into the corner. Homicide shoots him to the far side, Acid grabs the rope and leaps over Homicide. Homicide turns around and Acid runs and hits a forearm! Acid takes Homicide to his corner and tags in Kashmere. Kashmere and Acid shoot Homicide to the ropes, go for a double clothesline but Homicide ducks underneath. The Backseat Boyz turn around, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY HOMICIDE! (Cheers!) Homicide picks Kashmere up and chops him hard into the corner and makes the tag to B-Boy. B-Boy whips Acid to the corner and now Homicide goes to whip B-Boy but B-Boy reverses and sends Homicide, AND HOMICIDE NAILS A BIG CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Kashmere drops against the turnbuckle AND B-BOY IS SETTING UP FOR THE ‘FACEWASH!’ B-Boy runs BUT ACID PULLS KASHMERE OUT OF THE RING! (Boos!) Kashmere and Acid start walking away from the ring but now the Thugs climb to the outside AND THEY START ATTACKING THE BACKSEAT BOYZ ON THE RAMP! B-Boy takes Kashmere and throws him back in the ring. B-Boy climbs in, Kashmere throws a right hand but gets blocked, B-Boy picks him up, ‘ONE HITTER QUITTER’ (Fireman’s Carry Sitout Facebuster) ON KASHMERE! (Oh!) B-Boy covers, 1…2… Kashmere kicks out! B-Boy gets to his feet and kicks Kashmere in the back! Kashmere screams in pain and B-Boy covers again, 1…2, Kashmere kicks out again. B-Boy picks up Kashmere and takes him to the corner. B-Boy nails Kashmere with a couple kicks to the ribs and now tags in Homicide. Homicide and B-Boy kick Kashmere a few times and then toss him to the ropes. Kashmere comes back, DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! Homicide runs to the ropes, comes back, BIG ELBOW DROP! Homicide covers, 1…2… Acid breaks the count!

Mike Rether: The Strong Style Thugs are REALLY laying into the Backseat Boyz, and I’m not sure how much longer this is going to last.

John House: The Backseat Boyz seem to be out of their element, usually they’re the ones doing the beat down.

Homicide picks Kashmere up but Kashmere rakes him in the eyes. Homicide turns around and gets dropkicked by Kashmere that sends Homicide in the corner. Kashmere makes the tag to Acid and the two start pummeling Homicide in the corner. Acid grabs Homicide and nails a scoop slam. Acid hits the ropes and nails a double stomp! Acid covers, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. Acid picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Homicide comes back to a ducking Acid and kicks him in the face! Acid pops up, ACE CRUSHER BY HOMICIDE! Homicide with the cover, 1…2… Kashmere makes the save! Homicide gets to his feet and nails Acid with a few chops. Acid falls into the corner and Homicide makes the tag to B-Boy. B-Boy comes in and nails Acid with a few kicks. B-Boy snapmares Acid, runs to the ropes, AND KICKS ACID HARD IN THE BACK! B-Boy picks Acid up and goes for a scoop slam but Acid goes behind his back and wraps him up, Acid takes him to the ropes, blind tags to Kashmere. B-Boy knocks Acid off and Acid rolls to his feet. Acid goes for a clothesline but B-Boy ducks underneath. Acid turns around and B-Boy chops him a few times and shoots him off. B-Boy ducks down, Acid kicks him in the face! B-Boy lifts up, turning around, ‘CRADLE BREAKER’ (Cradle Suplex Dropped into Cradle Neckbreaker) ON B-BOY! Kashmere makes the cover, 1…2… HOMICIDE BREAKS THE COUNT! Homicide starts nailing Kashmere but Acid runs in and starts nailing Homicide with right hands. Acid brings Homicide in the corner and continues to punch and kick away at him. Kashmere takes B-Boy to the corner and nails him with a few kicks and right hands. The Backseat Boyz whip the Thugs but the Thugs reverse, sending Kashmere and Acid into one another but they halt, do a spin and a stupid dance move, turn around, DOUBLE LARIATS FROM THE THUGS! (Cheers!) Kashmere starts getting to his feet, B-Boy runs up, LEAPS OFF ACIDS BACK AND HITS THE ‘SHINING WIZARD!’ 1…2…3!
Winner and STILL Tag Team Champions: Strong Style Thugs via Shining Wizard in 12:47

Rating: 95%

Mike Rether: THE THUGS RETAIN!

John House: It just wasn’t the Backseat Boyz’ night. But I am CONFIDENT that they will get those belts sometime or another.

Mike Rether: Oh sure, like how you felt confident that Chris Hero would become the Heavyweight Champion?

John House: OH HE WILL! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!

Mike Rether: Coming up next, we find out just who Chris Hero will be facing, and who he’s gotta beat in order to earn himself a title shot at Bryan Danielson.

(The camera fades backstage where you can see Sebastian Black with his bags in hand, heading towards the parking lot. Black walks out the door when suddenly, he comes face to face with Jonas Testament)

Jonas Testament: Sebastian Black, right?

Sebastian Black: Yeah, that’s right.

Jonas Testament: Jonas Testament.

Sebastian Black: Your point is?

Jonas Testament: I saw your match with Hyde… Not bad. Not bad at all.

Sebastian Black: Are you kidding? It was horrible. That son of a bitch has beaten me twice already.

Jonas Testament: That he has… I know how you feel. Because he has beaten me as well… Maybe we can… Help each other out…

Sebastian Black: Whoa… Look, whatever you do in your spare time, it’s your business… Just letting you know, I’m not gay.

Jonas Testament: Wait, what? I didn’t mean it like that. I mean we could help each other with this whole DJ Hyde situation…

Sebastian Black: We could?

Jonas Testament: Let’s go have a chat, shall we?

(Testament and Black walk off to the parking lot as the camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 84%

Mike Rether: What was THAT all about?

John House: I don’t know, but I think Testament has something up his sleeve.

Mike Rether: Well, we’ll certainly be finding out what’s up with that, but let’s go down to the ring, as we find out who Chris Hero will be facing tonight…

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Metropolis, weighing in at 245 pounds, CHRIIIIIIIIS HEEEEEERO!

~I AM! SMELLING LIKE THE ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero walks out through the curtain. Hero stares at the fans for a second and then starts walking down the aisle. Hero gets to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and then heads over to the corner. Hero climbs up on the middle rope and stares at the fans once again as the music fades)

Mike Rether: Now who’s it going to be. A whole locker room, but only one is going to face him tonight. I wonder who Travis Martin picked…

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from the Soviet Union, weighing in at 300 pounds, NIKITAAAAAA SPUTNIIIIIICK!

Mike Rether: WWWWWWWWHOA!

John House: I know I only say this when a BIG move happens, BUT SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!

~I’M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!~

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Nikita Sputnik walks out through the curtain, with the Russian flag wrapped around him. Sputnik raises his arms and now jogs to the ring, the flag waving around with the breeze. Sputnik climbs into the ring and now raises the flag up, the fans booing instantly)

Mike Rether: Well we’ve only seen this man maybe once or twice since PWK started, the guy’s a MONSTER! And the fans don’t know whether to boo him or cheer him onto victory. They hate Hero a little bit more I think.

John House: Chris Hero I think has found some competition, and I hate to say that he’s on the receiving end of it all.

Mike Rether: Well Hero apparently seems to be calm than I think you, me, or any small guy would feel if they got in the ring with this man…

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Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik

The bell sounds and they circle up. They go in for the lock up but Hero quickly ducks underneath and goes behind the big man. Hero tries to take him to the mat but Sputnik puts all his weight down to stop it from happening. Hero quickly slaps on a headlock and now spins around his back and locks in another waist lock, trying to trick him but it doesn’t work. Sputnik positions himself now, AND BACKS HERO HARD INTO THE CORNER! Sputnik turns around and starts nailing Hero in the ribs with hard punches. Sputnik grabs Hero now, steps out, AND HITS A BIG HIP TOSS OUT OF THE CORNER! Hero gets up holding his back, Sputnik picks him up, SCOOP SLAM! Sputnik with the quick cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out. Sputnik gets to his feet and quickly locks Hero in a camel clutch! Sputnik holds Hero in it for a few seconds, now leaps up, AND CRASHES DOWN ON HIS BACK! Hero holds his back in pain and then gets placed right back into it. Hero refuses to tap, now Sputnik once again leaps up, AND CRASHES DOWN ON HIS BACK AGAIN! Hero drops back to the mat but now Sputnik locks him in the camel clutch again. Sputnik holds him for a few seconds, now leaps up BUT HERO ROLLS OVER AND SPUTNIK CROTCHES HIMSELF ON HERO’S LEGS! Sputnik backs up bent over, Hero runs up, AND KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD! Sputnik turns around, Hero locks in the ‘Cravate!’ Hero holds Sputnik for a few seconds and now snapmares him to the mat. Hero hits the ropes, DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Hero makes the cover, 1…2… Sputnik tosses Hero off! Sputnik starts getting to his feet but Hero starts hitting him with right hands. Sputnik continues to get to his feet as Hero keeps hitting him. Hero hits the ropes and lands a big forearm to the side of the head but Sputnik doesn’t go down! Hero hits the ropes again and leaps, BUT SPUTNIK CATCHES HIM IN THE ‘RUSSIAN BEAR HUG!’

Mike Rether: And the big man is trying to wear down Hero now with that bear hug and he’s already did some damage to his back, this might just work!

John House: Nah, don’t count Hero out just yet. It’s still way to early.

Sputnik tightens the hold but now Hero starts fighting out of it, AND SLAPS ON THE ‘CRAVATE’ STILL IN THE BEARHUG! Hero tightens up the hold and Sputnik releases the hold. Hero tightens the ‘Cravate’ now bends Sputnik’s knee and takes him down to the mat. Sputnik now starts fighting out of it but Hero releases the hold and starts clubbing him in the back of the neck! Hero grabs Sputnik by the head, NOW LOCKS IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Hero wraps his legs around Sputnik’s back and pulls to add more pressure. Sputnik tries to reach out for the ropes but he’s too far away. Hero tightens the hold but now Sputnik starts punching Hero in the ribs. Hero finally has to break the hold from the pain, Sputnik grabs Hero by the head, AND HEADBUTTS HIM! Hero hits the mat and now Sputnik starts getting to his feet. Hero gets back up and nails him with a few forearms and shoots him off but Sputnik reverses and sends Hero. Hero comes back, Sputnik picks him up but Hero drops behind him. Hero wraps Sputnik up from behind but Sputnik elbows him in the head! Sputnik hits the ropes, Hero drops him in a drop toe hold, AND LOCKS IN THE ‘HANGMAN’S CLUTCH!’ (STF w/Cravate) Hero tightens the hold but Sputnik is fighting for the ropes! Hero tightens the hold but Sputnik finally reaches out and grabs the bottom rope! Hero keeps the hold locked in but finally the referee breaks the hold. Hero picks Sputnik up and shoots him to the corner. Hero runs up and goes for a splash BUT MISSES HIS MARK! Hero hits the corner hard, turns around and gets kicked in the gut, POWERBOMB IN THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) Hero comes out of the corner holding his back in pain. Sputnik drops him down to the mat, ‘KGB CLUTCH’ (Crossface/Scissored Armbar) ON HERO! Hero screams in pain and tries to get to the ropes! Sputnik tightens the hold, AND HERO GIVES UP!
Winner: Nikita Sputnik via KGB Clutch in 12:10

Rating: 75%

Mike Rether: AND SPUTNIK WINS THIS THING! Which means that Hero won’t be seeing a shot at Danielson’s title ANY TIME SOON!

John House: You know what I think, I think Martin set Hero up. I think he threw one of the biggest guys we had, just to put a hurting on Hero.

Mike Rether: You may be right, but Hero agreed to it, and he’s gotta face the facts that he won’t be getting a shot at Danielson. Better luck next time. Coming up next, El Generico, Jay Man, Mike Quackenbush, and the Amazing Red in a Fatal 4 Way. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this is a Fatal 4 Way Match, scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Gaithersburg, Maryland, weighing in at 180 pounds, JAAAAAY MANNNNN!

~AND IT LEAD’S ME TO A NEW DISEASE!~

("New Disease" by Spineshank hits and white and red strobe lights start to go off as Jay Man walks out through the curtain. He gets to the top of the entrance ramp and starts to jump up and down getting pumped up and then jogs down the ramp slapping a few of the fans hands and then slides in the ring. He then goes over to a turnbuckle and climbs up, raising his fists in the air as the fans cheer before the music fades)

Scott Bowman: His opponent, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, “Lightning” MIIIIIIIKE QUACKENBUSH!

~BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break It Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush walks out through the curtain. Quack stares at the fans for a second, claps his hands and then heads down to the ring. Quack climbs on the apron and then dives over the top rope and rolls to his feet. Quack points to Jay Man and shakes his hand and then starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: Their opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 185 pounds, THE AMAZINNNNNNNG RED!

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Red walks out through the curtain pouring water over his head. Red tosses the bottle into the fans who cheer him on as he heads down the aisle. Red climbs on the turnbuckle and does his signature pose before getting off the turnbuckle, shaking hands with Jay Man and Quackenbush as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponent, from Tijuana, New Mexico, weighing 180 pounds, the Junior Heavyweight Champion, EL-GENERICOOOOOOO!

~OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!~

(“Ole” by the Bouncing Souls starts up and the fans cheer as El Generico walks out through the curtain slowly with his cape covering him. Generico stands at the center of the entrance ramp, then throws his cape out revealing the Junior Heavyweight Title. The fans cheer more and now Generico runs down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. Generico climbs inside the ring and shakes everyone’s hand before climbing up the turnbuckle and raising the Junior Heavyweight Title above his head. The music starts to fade and everybody starts stretching out before the bell)

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Non Title: Jay Man vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Amazing Red vs. El Generico

The bell soudnds and Jay Man instantly rushes across the ring and begins to battle it out with Generico, nailing him with a chop to the chest that knocks him off balance and against the ropes. He steps forward to grab hold of him, but he responds with an elbow shot to the face that sends him staggering back towards the center of the ring. Generico smirks and rushes at Jay Man but gets taken down with an armdrag and transitions into an armbarb. Meanwhile, Quack nails Red with a few right hands Quack bounces off of the ropes and tries to take Red down to the mat with a clothesline but Red ducks underneath it. Quack turns around and Red hits a dropkick on Quack that knocks him off balance and through the ropes onto the apron. Red then notices that Generico is in quite a bit of pain and has made absolutely no progress in escaping the armbar. Red climbs on the outside, SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ON JAY MAN! (Cheers!) Red with the quick cover, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out.
Generico rolls out of the way, as Red drags Jay Man up to his feet and backs him up against the ropes. Red chops Jay Man and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay Man comes back and Red ducks down, Jay Man kicks him in the face! Red pops up and Jay Man goes for a clothesline but Red ducks under it. Jay Man hits the ropes, BACK BODY DROP FROM RED! Jay Man holds his back in pain as Red gets a pop from the crowd! Red turns around, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM QUACK NAILS RED! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1…2… Red kicks out and Quack tries to get up, BUT GENERICO COMES IN AND HITS A MAGISTRAL CRADLE, 1…2… Quack kicks out! Quack, Generico, Jay Man and Red all get to their feet and we’re at a standoff! Quack, Jay Man, Generico and Red circle up now and Quack quickly runs up and nails Generico with a dropkick that sends him to the outside. Quack slides out of the ring and drags Generico back up to his feet, nailing him with a hard right hand. Generico tries to fire back with a right hand of his own, but Quack is able to duck under the attempt and nails a scoop slam on Generico! Quack leaps on the apron, SENTON ATOMICO ON THE OUTSIDE ONTO GENERICO! (PWK! PWK!)

Mike Rether: It’s so hard to see what’s going on because these guys are moving so fast!

John House: Almost makes ya wanna jump in there with a baseball bat and slow them down.

Quack gets back to his feet, receiving praise from the fans as he climbs back on the apron. Back in the ring, Red and Jay Man are mixing it up. Jay Man whips Red to the ropes but Red reverses and sends Jay Man. Jay Man hits the ropes and comes back to a ducking Red, there’s the sunset flip and Red rolls to his feet, AND HITS THE BASEMENT DROPKICK! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. Back on the outside, Generico is up on his feet and now starts climbing up the apron on the other side. Red gets back to his feet and goes over to Generico who nails him with a shot to the gut, SLINGSHOT DDT! (Cheers!) Jay Man is back up, Quack leaps up, SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! (Oh!) Quack and Generico both make covers, 1…2… DOUBLE KICK OUT! Jay Man on the mat with a springboard DDT! Generico gets to his feet and runs at Quack with a clothesline but Quack grabs his arm and hits a backslide, 1…2… Generico kicks out! Generico rolls to his feet, still holding Quack by the arm, he pulls Quack in and kicks him in the gut, sets him up for a suplex but Quack reverses it and goes behind Generico and wraps him up in a school boy, 1…2, Generico kicks out! Generico gets to his feet but Quack is quicker and wraps his arm up in an arm ringer, takes him to the ropes, forward rolls, AND LOCKS GENERICO IN AN OCTOPUS! (Cheers!) Meanwhile, Red drags Jay Man back up to his feet and takes him back down with a snap suplex! Red rolls over, lifting him back up to his feet, going for another snap suplex but Jay Man blocks it with a knee to the gut. Jay Man shoots Red to the corner and follows him in. Red hits the corner, AND BACKFLIPS OVER JAY MAN! Jay Man turns around and Red hits an arm drag! Jay Man gets back to his feet and ducks a 360 spin kick from Red! Red turns around, Jay Man runs and leaps into a wheelbarrow position, Red picks him up, JAY MAN TURNS AROUND AND HITS A DDT! (Oh!) Jay Man with the cover, 1…2… Quack breaks the count! Quack picks Jay Man up and shoots him to the ropes. Jay Man comes back and leapfrogs over a ducking Quack. Quack rolls on the mat and Jay Man leaps over him, rolling to his feet. Jay Man runs up, ducking an elbow from Quack and grabbing his arm, shooting him to the ropes. Quack comes back and Jay Man picks him up in a tilt-a-whirl, AND QUACK HOLDS ONTO HIS HEAD AND SPINS AROUND A FEW TIMES, NAILING A HEADSCISSORS! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE BY QUACKENBUSH!

Jay Man slides outside the ring as Quack gets back on his feet. Generico grabs Quack from behind, GERMAN SUPLEX! 1…2… Quack kicks out at the last second. Generico gets back up and pulls Quack to his feet and shoots him to the corner. Red gets back to his feet and Generico nails him with a few forearms. Generico shoots Red into Quack, Red runs up Quack AND KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD! Generico runs up for a clothesline on Red but Red rolls out of the way! Generico turns around, 360 SPIN KICK TO THE HEAD OF GENERICO! (Oh!) Red with the cover, 1…2… Generico kicks out! Red picks Generico up and chops him a couple times and shoots him to the ropes but Generico reverses and sends Red. Red comes back to a ducking Generico and jumps on his back, GOING FOR THE ‘CODE RED’ BUT GENERICO HOLDS HIM UP TRYING TO COUNTER, PALM STRIKE BY QUACK AND RED FLIPS GENERICO IN THE ‘CODE RED!’ (Holy Shit!) Red with the cover, 1…2… DROPKICK FROM QUACK TO BREAK THE COUNT! Quack picks Red up and shoots him to the corner. Red hits the corner and now Quack runs up, Red kicks Quack in the face and now leaps to the turnbuckle, ‘RED ALERT’ (Diving Swinging STO) ON QUACK! Red with the cover, 1…2… Jay Man breaks the count! Jay Man picks Red up and shoots him to the corner. Jay Man runs up but Red kicks him in the head! Jay Man backs up and Red climbs up top, BUT JAY MAN RUNS UP AND HIP TOSSES HIM OFF THE TOP! (Oh!) Red flops around on the mat holding his back. Jay Man gets to his feet against the turnbuckle, GENERICO RUNS UP AND KICKS JAY MAN IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Jay Man falls to the mat and Generico kicks him out of the ring, BUT QUACK RUNS UP AND DUMPS GENERICO OUT OF THE RING! Quack quickly grabs Red and sets him up, ‘QUACENDRIVER III’ (Modified Fisherman Driver) ON RED, 1…2…3!
Winner: Mike Quackenbush via Quackendriver in 14:20

Rating: 88%

Mike Rether: QUACKENBUSH PULLS OUT THE WIN! That’s going to be a big boost for him in the rankings.

John House: Personally I think he stole this one but whatever, nobody listens to me anyway.

Mike Rether: That they don’t. Coming up next, Scorpio Sky challenges Roderick Strong for the North American Championship.

(The camera fades down to ringside where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. And it is for the North American Championship. Making his way down the aisle, from the City Of Angels, weighing in at 190 pounds, SCORPIOOOOOOOO SKY!

~IT’S A FIGHT, IT’S A FIGHT!~

(“It’s A Fight” by Three 6 Mafia starts up and the fans cheer as Scorpio Sky makes his way through the curtain. Sky heads down the aisle, slapping the fans hands as he makes his way into the ring. Sky starts getting ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 212 pounds. The North American Champion, RODERICK STROOOOONG!

~I DID MY TIME!~

(“Did My Time” by Korn starts up and the fans boo as Roderick Strong walks out through the curtain, carrying the North American Title around his shoulder. Strong makes his way down and then steps inside the ring. Strong hands the title to the ref and then gets ready as the camera fades)

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North American Title: Scorpio Sky vs. Roderick Strong ©

The bell rings and both Sky and Strong circle up. Sky and Strong go to lock up but Strong backs up quickly and Sky stumbles which proves to be all that Strong needs as he instantly steps forward and nails him with a quick chop to the chest, followed by another, and then another! Strong backs him up against the ropes and whips him off. Sky hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Strong. Strong turns around and Sky grabs him by the arm and applies an arm ringer. Strong rolls on the mat, and counters with an arm ringer of his own. Strong tightens the hold, now Sky rolls on the mat but Strong rolls on the mat to block the counter. Strong twists around to apply more pressure but Sky breaks free and wraps Strong up from behind. Strong goes into the ropes and pushes Sky off. Sky rolls to his feet and runs up to Strong who sidesteps him. Sky bounces off the ropes, blocks a hip toss, kicks Strong in the gut, wraps his arm and head with his legs now flips him on his back, AND PUTS HIM IN A SUBMISSION! Sky uses his legs to add more pressure to the neck of Strong but Strong manages to grab the rope with his leg and Sky releases the hold. Sky grabs Strong by the hair and drags him back to his feet. He nails him with a few snap jabs and a couple forearms to take him to the ropes. Sky whips him off and ducks down, Strong comes back and wraps Sky up, goes for a side suplex, BUT FLIPS HIM INTO A BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with a cover, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Strong picks up Sky and nails him with a few chops and takes him to the corner. Strong reels back and nails a hard chop to the chest of Sky! (Wooo!) Strong reaches back again, AND NAILS HIM WITH ANOTHER! (Woooo!) Strong starts talking trash, AND SKY THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER AND STARTS CHOPPING HIM! Sky nails him with a few hard chops and now shoots him to the ropes but Strong reverses and sends Sky. Sky hits the ropes and ducks under a clothesline. Strong turns around, STANDING DROPKICK TO THE FACE! Sky with the cover, 1…2… Strong kicks out. Sky picks Strong up but Strong starts fighting back and nails Sky with a few right hands that knocks him back to the ropes. Strong runs up, AND SKY PULLS THE ROPE DOWN AND SENDS STRONG TO THE OUTSIDE! Strong starts to get to his feet. Sky hits the ropes, CORKSCREW SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ONTO STRONG! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Mike Rether: WHAT A MOVE!

John House: Scorpio Sky desperately wants to take that title from him.

Sky pulls Strong to his feet and tosses him to the corner. Strong hits hard and Sky runs up, goes for a splash BUT STRONG DUCKS AND MOVES! Sky hits the corner and bounces back into Strong, WHO HITS HIM WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2, Sky gets the shoulder up! Strong quickly rolls Sky to his stomach, twists him up and locks in a bow and arrow! Strong tightens in the hold but Sky refuses to give into the pressure. Strong continues to tighten the hold, and Sky starts to fight back and is able to break the hold, and flip on top of Strong for a pin, 1…2, Strong kicks out. Both men back to their feet and Strong nails Sky with a kick to the gut. Strong lifts him up, STALLING SUPLEX! Strong with the cover, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Strong grabs a hold of Sky and locks in a rear chinlock. Sky tries to fight back but Strong clubs him in the back a couple times and locks the chinlock in once more. Sky starts fighting back and starts getting back to his feet. Strong switches into a headlock now but Sky hits him with a couple elbows to the gut and breaks the hold. Sky hits the ropes BUT STRONG NAILS A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE FACE! (Oh!) Strong covers, 1…2… Sky kicks out! Strong picks Sky up and shoots him to the ropes. Sky comes back and gets kicked in the gut. Strong picks Sky up for a scoop slam but Sky reverses and drops behind Strong and sets him up, ‘FINAL ANSWER’ (Reverse DDT Elbow Drop On Knee) ON STRONG! (Cheers!) Strong is down and Sky covers, 1…2… Strong gets the shoulder up. Sky punches Strong a few times and now picks him up to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Strong bounces off and Sky wraps Strong up in an abdominal stretch! Strong screams in pain and now Sky roll on the mat for a pin, 1…2… Strong kicks out. Strong gets back to his feet but Sky nails him with a kick to the gut and nails a snap suplex! Sky rolls on top of him for a cover, 1…2, Strong kicks out.

Mike Rether: Sky is doing all he can to try and pin Strong but nothing seems to be working for him.

Sky picks Strong up and pushes him in the corner. Sky nails him with a few shoulders to the gut and now sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Sky climbs up and attempts a superplex but Strong is fighting out of it. Strong nails him in the ribs with a few right hands and now tosses him off the turnbuckle! Sky lands hard and now Strong starts to position himself but Sky is back up AND NAILS A BIG FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF STRONG! Sky backs up a couple feet and now runs up, ‘HAIL MARY HURRICANRANA!’ (PWK! PWK!) Sky with the cover, 1…2… Strong kicks out at the last second! Sky questions the count but now tries to lock in the ‘Dreaded Triangle Choke!’ Strong is fighting it however and manages to make it to the ropes! Sky breaks the hold and Strong moves into the corner. Sky walks up and nails Strong with a few right hands and shoots him to the far side. Strong hits hard, Sky runs up and gets nailed by an elbow shot from Strong. Sky turns around, Strong wraps him up, HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong with the cover, 1…2… Sky kicks out! Strong picks Sky up and whips him to the ropes but Sky reverses and lifts Strong up, going for the ‘Ace Of Spades’ (Fireman’s Carry Facebreaker) but Strong squirms out and lands on his feet. Sky runs in for a clothesline but Strong catches him, STO BACKBREAKER! (Oh!) Strong grabs Sky by the legs, AND LOCKS IN ‘THE STRONGHOLD!’ SKY ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE, AND TAPS!
Winner And Still North American Champion: Roderick Strong via Stronghold in 15:21

Rating: 90%

Mike Rether: And Roderick Strong ONCE AGAIN retains the North American Championship. What a match that was. And we’ve only got one more left. Bryan Danielson has his first Heavyweight Title defense, and he will defend it against the young up and comer, Will Storm.

John House: And if Storm knows what’s good for him, he’ll lose this thing so Chris Hero can get the job done.

Mike Rether: Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is your MAIN EVENT of the evening. And it is for the Heavyweight Title, set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from San Diego, California, weighing 215 pounds, WILLLLLLL STORRRRRRM!

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Will Storm heads out through the curtain dowsing himself in water. Storm throws the empty bottle into the fans and continues to make his way down towards the ring staying focused. Storm slides inside the ring and starts to get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent. From Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 200 pounds, the PWK Heavyweight Champion, “American Dragon” BRYANNNNN DANIELSONNNNNN

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe hits and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain with the Heavyweight Title around his waist. Danielson looks at the fans from the entrance ramp for a moment before heading down to the ring. Danielson slaps a few hands along the way and then climbs inside the ring. Danielson nods his head at Storm and then climbs the turnbuckle, raising the Heavyweight Title high and in unison with the fans sings the chorus of the song. Danielson hands the title to the referee and then gets ready as the music fades)

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Main Event, Heavyweight Title: Will Storm vs. Bryan Danielson ©

The bell rings and both Storm and Danielson shake hands and circle up. Danielson and Storm lock up and Danielson slaps on a headlock. Danielson flips Storm down in a headlock takeover. Danielson tightens the hold but Storm rolls Danielson over in a pin, 1…2, Danielson rolls back over into the headlock. Storm grabs Danielson by the head with his legs and brings him down. Danielson with a handstand and Storm pushes him back to his knees. Danielson handstands again but Storm once again pushes him back down. Danielson hops around and then turns Storm over to his stomach and leaps up and locks in a front facelock. (Claps!) Storm starts getting back to a vertical base and now he’s up, pushing Danielson into the corner. Danielson breaks cleanly and Storm backs off. They go to lock up but Storm ducks underneath, taking Danielson down with a waistlock takedown and transitioning into a front facelock. Danielson tries to get to a vertical base but Storm takes him back down to the mat. Danielson reverses the hold, locking in a hammerlock, putting Storm on the mat. Storm sits up on the mat, now rolls backwards, kicks Danielson’s arm away and locking a headlock in of his own! (Cheers!) Storm and Danielson get back to a vertical base now and Danielson sends Storm to the ropes. Storm comes back and they collide but Danielson stays on his feet. Storm hits the ropes again and again they collide but Danielson stays on his feet. Danielson tells him to hit the ropes one more time and Storm goes for it, BUT FAKES DANIELSON OUT AND NAILS A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER! (Claps!) Storm rolls around the mat for a second, applying more pressure to the hold. Danielson gets back to his feet, snaps back, forcing Storm to release the hold. Storm rolls to his feet, as does Danielson and we’re at a standoff! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: So far both Danielson and Storm are pretty evenly balanced. This is shaping up to be quite a title defense.

John House: And in my opinion, quite a snooze fest.

Danielson and Storm circle up once again, now go in for the lock up but Danielson grabs Storm’s leg and trips him up, applying a standing ankle lock but Storm quickly kicks him off. Danielson gets back to his feet and sweeps Storm’s leg again but Storm once again kicks him off. Danielson back to his feet once again comes at Storm but Storm drop toe holds him! Danielson hits face first, Storm jumps up and flips over Danielson, hooking him in a pin, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Storm gets to his feet and quickly grabs Danielson and nails another headlock takeover! (Claps!) Danielson gets back to a vertical base now, takes Storm to the ropes and shoots him off but Storm holds onto the headlock bringing him back down! Danielson once again gets to his feet in a vertical base and nails Storm with a few shots to the ribs and shoots him to the ropes. Storm nails Danielson, taking him down this time with a shoulder tackle. Storm hits the ropes, leaps over Danielson and goes the other way. They play leap frog but Danielson goes for a monkey flip but Storm flips to his feet! Storm runs at Danielson but Danielson sidesteps and throws him to the outside! (Cheers!) Storm starts getting to his feet, Danielson hits the ropes, DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND NAILS STORM! (Cheers!) Danielson gets to his feet and holds his arm up in victory, receiving praise from the fans. Danielson picks Storm up and tosses him back in the ring. Danielson climbs back in and Storm fires at him with a punch to the gut. Storm gets to his feet and nails Danielson with a forearm. Danielson looks at him with a pissed off look as he nails him again with a forearm. Danielson reaches back and nails Storm with two forearm shots! Storm takes it in and nails Danielson with a forearm! Danielson nails Storm with another forearm! Storm grabs Danielson by the head, taking him down with a snapmare, and kicks him in the back! Danielson’s eyes bulge and starts to get up. Storm lets him get to his feet and now Danielson and Storm get face to face and start talking trash. Storm and Danielson start trading right hands with one another! Danielson, Storm, Danielson, Storm! Danielson grabs Storm and headbutts him that throws him off balance! Danielson spins Storm around and wraps him up from behind and lifts him up, STORM SQUIRMS AND HITS A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2… DANIELSON KICKS OUT!

Mike Rether: STORM ALMOST PULLED OUT THE WIN!

John House: Almost… That’s the key word.

Storm grabs Danielson and tosses him to the corner. Storm runs up and nails Danielson with a big forearm. Storm picks Danielson up on the top rope and starts to climb but Danielson starts fighting back. Danielson nails Storm with a few right hands and now shoves him off. Storm hits hard but now gets back to his feet, DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! (Oh!) Danielson with the cover, 1…2… Storm kicks out! Danielson grabs Storm and whips him to the ropes. Storm comes back and Danielson throws a clothesline but Storm grabs his arm and spins him around, kicks him in the gut, CRADLE PILEDRIVER! (Oh!) Storm with the cover, 1…2… DANIELSON KICKS OUT! Storm picks Danielson up and tosses him to the corner. Storm runs up and nails him with a clothesline! Storm grabs Danielson by the head, runs up the turnbuckle and jumps off, ‘PERFECT STORM’ (Tornado DDT) ON DANIELSON! Storm with the cover, 1…2… DANIELSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Storm grabs Danielson by the legs and now wraps him up in the scorpion deathlock. He’s trying to turn Danielson over but Danielson is fighting it. Storm continues to try but now Danielson grabs him by the head AND FLIPS HIM INTO A CRADLE, 1…2… STORM KICKS OUT! Danielson and Storm get back to their feet and Storm throws a right hand but Danielson blocks it, picks him up, AIRPLANE SPIN! (Cheers!) Danielson spins around about 10 times and finally drops Storm. Storm is dazed, ROARING ELBOW CONNECTS! (Oh!) Storm is down and now Danielson seizes the opportunity, ‘CATTLE MUTILATION!’ STORM IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE PAIN BUT TAPS!
Winner And Still Heavyweight Champion: Bryan Danielson via Cattle Mutilation in 18:42

Rating: 95%

Mike Rether: WHAT A MATCH! Bryan Danielson remains the champion, and he deserves it.

John House: He does not.

Mike Rether: Oh yes he does. But make no mistake about it, Will Storm was an excellent competitor. But we’re out of time, join us tomorrow night for the Insiders Edition, WE’LL SEEYA THEN!

(The camera shows Bryan Danielson raising the Heavyweight Title in the air and then fades out)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

[color="blue"] Overall Show Rating: 87%

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[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, September 2nd 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/Mike Rether and John House

(After a few minutes of PWK footage, the camera fades into a room where Mike Rether is standing by)

Mike Rether: Good evening and WELCOME to another episode of Insiders Edition, I’m Mike Rether… And I don’t know where the hell my colleague is… BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING! So let’s dive right into it and-

John House: AND I’M JOHN “FASHIONABLY LATE” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: Damn…

John House: Haha, you think you can run this show without me?

Mike Rether: Yes I can and god knows I was counting on it, where the hell were you anyway.

John House: Eh, had to take a piss.

Mike Rether: TMI… TMI… Let’s just get on with the show.

First Show Back On The Air Pulls In Good Rating

Mike Rether: The ratings for PWK TV are in, and for our first show back on the air, we did very well, drawing a 1.46 out of a possible 2.00.

John House: Are you kidding me? That’s not that great.

Mike Rether: Would you shut up. We’re happy with it, that’s the bottom line.

John House: No, the bottom line here, Rether. Is that you’re a tool. And I think we would have done BIGGER in the ratings if I were in charge for a change.

John House: Actually the .46 came from the wrestling, the 1.00 came from when you ate a fart, so in a way we should actually be thanking you. Haha.

John House: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW RETHER! Those little punks are gonna get what’s coming to them, mark my words.

Mike Rether: Yea sure, whatever. Anyways, for a first show, it was a good rating, and it’s only going to get better as the weeks go on.

Mike Quackenbush Earns Title Shot

Mike Rether: Last night, Mike Quackenbush, Jay Man, Amazing Red, and our newly crowned PWK Junior Heavyweight Champion, El Generico all did battle in a non title Fatal Four Way. And it was Mike Quackenbush that scored the victory, dumping Generico out of the ring, and hitting Red with the ‘Quackendriver III’ to get the victory. This was in fact a big win for Quackenbush, and both Jay B. and Travis Martin agree, that next week on PWK TV, it will be Quackenbush, taking on El Generico for the Junior Heavyweight Title. Can Quackenbush take the title from Generico? It remains to be seen.

What Went On Between Testament And Black?

Mike Rether: It’s no secret that ever since coming into Pro Wrestling KING, that Jonas Testament and his lackey, Daniel Reed Helton, have been having some problems with the Hardcore Playas, as well as DJ Hyde… Another man who’s been having a problem with Hyde as of late, Sebastian Black. Sebastian Black and DJ Hyde first met at Scars And Stripes in the semifinals, to which DJ Hyde beat Black, advancing to the finals where he met of course, DRH and thus the war between Hyde, Testament, and DRH started. Black and Hyde met again last night in a non title singles match where DJ Hyde won that match as well. Hardcore Jay fought DRH at Gold Rush, but purposely disqualified himself when he gave DRH the ‘Hardcore Drop’ onto a barbed wire chair… And the reason for this, just because he wanted to, and that he wanted to hurt DRH. And of course DJ Hyde and Testament met at Gold Rush, and DJ Hyde beat him as well. Last night, for some unknown reason, Testament came to Sebastian Black, wanting to talk to him about the Playas and DJ Hyde. We weren’t able to of course hear the conversation that took place, but one thing is for sure, and that is Testament has something up his sleeve.

EGWA Developing The Future Of PWK

Mike Rether: With so much going on with Pro Wrestling KING, it’s hard for really anybody to hear how well our development territory is doing. The Eastern Global Wrestling Alliance has a wide variety of talented individuals, all wanting nothing more than to be part of our prestigious roster. You’ve got the international superstar Hero! You have the Thomaselli brothers. “The Greek God” Papadon. So many great, potential future champions. If you fans want to catch these guys in action, go to ProWrestlingKING.com to get all the info about their upcoming shows, bios, pictures, etc.

Rumors Of Ruckus Leaving?

Mike Rether: There have been some rumors swarming around the net, that Ruckus is fed up with Pro Wrestling KING and has been in talks with various promotions about leaving.

John House: It’d be the best decision he’s ever made…

Mike Rether: Shut up. A source that shall remain anonymous gave the PWK office a tip off about this rumor. When we came to Ruckus and asked about what was going on, he laughed and told us that rumors are like assholes, there’s always one being spread.

John House: That’s just nasty.

Mike Rether: So for those of you who are BLKout fans, fear not because Ruckus is here to stay.

John House: BOO!

Mike Rether: Well that’s it for tonight Insiders Edition, we hope you’ve enjoyed it, we’ll see ya Monday night for another edition of the Insiders Edition. For John House, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll seeya.

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)


Saturday, September 5th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: Jonas Testament and DRH

(The camera fades into room where you can see Jonas Testament standing overtop of DRH who is kneeling before him with his head bowed. His long black hair covering his face)

Jonas Testament: Daniel… Why did I take you under my wing? Why did I give you the love that you never received as a child? Most importantly… Why, did someone like me, help and care for someone like you?

DRH: Because I was broken… Because I was fallen… You saved me, father.

Jonas Testament: That I did…

(Testament stares into the camera)

Jonas Testament: You see Pro Wrestling KING… I am a mean, cruel, maniacal, and all around hateful son of a bitch… But there is a part of me, that cares. I care about… Well, causing destruction, chaos… All of that… But I also care about people like Daniel here… As he said… Before, he was broken, and fallen. There was nothing for him. No family, no money, nothing. There honestly was nothing to live for. He would search, and search, but he would always come up empty. Until I came along. For I, was one in the same with Daniel. I was an outcast. But, the difference between myself and Daniel was that as an outcast, I didn’t hate myself… I hated the ones that MADE ME and outcast… And I made each one of them pay. Anybody that crossed me, I took care of. Anybody that thought they were better than me… I took care of. And though they remained better than me because of their possessions such as money, cars, big fancy houses… They were taught a lesson nevertheless, that you should NEVER F*CK WITH A MAN WHO HAS NOTHING TO LOSE! And so I taught Daniel. Made him understand, to not be angry with himself… But to be angry at the ones that turned him into an outcast… Be angry at the ones who have crossed him… DJ Hyde… Hardcore Playas… That is where you come in. You have crossed me and Daniel… And you have yet to pay… But let’s not forget someone else that has been crossed… Sebastian Black… My new, protégé…

(Sebastian Black steps into the camera, looking slightly different. He seems more darker and mysterious. His long black hair covers his face, his clothes are more torn and haggard looking like DRH’s. Black kneels before Testament, bowing his head down)

Jonas Testament: You see… Though Sebastian here was more fortunate than myself and Daniel, and was not much considered an outcast… Our little chat that we had the other day made me realize, that he is as much of an outcast as the two of us. He himself has been crossed, and he has been out casted by the fans of Pro Wrestling KING. You people hate this man, and would like nothing more than to see him get physically harmed, if not KILLED in that ring. The same goes with us. You people boo this man, because he is different from your Mike Quackenbushes, from your El Generico’s, from your little high flying idiots that are praised because they do stupid high flying antics to gain themselves popularity… Now Daniel here can do the same thing, but he doesn’t do it to gain popularity, he does it because he is insane, BECAUSE THE WORLD MADE HIM THIS WAY! These two and myself have been crossed, we have been out casted, and we have been judged by everybody, who don’t take the time to look in the mirror, and judge their own lives. They’d much rather look at the ones who have nothing, who look different, who act different, who live different, and judge them because it makes them feel better about themselves and their pathetic miserable lives. Well I’ve said it before, and I’ll continue to say it now. You go ahead and judge us all you want. It only makes us stronger… As for you Hardcore Playas, and you DJ Hyde… This coming Tuesday night, us outcasts, together as one shall rise, and reign in victory. You three, have just been judged. We are the Elements Of Darkness… Do not F*CK with us…

(Testament stares into the camera as it fades out)

PWK Promo: Mike Quackenbush

(The camera fades on Mike Quackenbush sitting down on a chair. Quackenbush looks into the camera and starts to speak)

Mike Quackenbush: El Generico… I’ve got nothing but the deepest respect for you. You’re a hell of a competitor in the ring, and a hell of a friend outside it. But there is one thing that we both want, and that’s the Junior Heavyweight Title around our waists. Make no mistakes Generico, I’m coming for that title. But I want you to know, that I’m not going to cheat, or resort to any dirty tactics in taking it. I’m going to use my wrestling ability, all that I possess, to take that belt. And I know you will do the same with me. So with that said. El Generico, my friend… I say good luck to you… May the best man win.

(Quackenbush gets up from the chair and walks off as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Strong Style Thugs

(The camera fades onto the streets of Baltimore. The camera pans around the city and then fades to an unknown location where you can see the Strong Style Thugs standing with the Tag Team Title around their shoulders)

Homicide: Backseat Boyz… Betta luck next time bitches…

B-Boy: Acid… Kashmere… Me and the “Notorious 1-8-7” here, best believe we own these titles… And ain’t nobody gon’ take em from us. Not you… Not anybody.

Homicide: And if you think, for one second, dat you can… Then we can get back in dat ring, any place, any time, anywhere… And we’ll beat dat ass again. And again… And again.

B-Boy: And then some.

Homicide: And if any of ya’ll tag teams in PWK, saw what happened in dat ring the other night… When the Backseat pussies thought they could take dees belts. Dat’s what’s gon’ to anybody, that tries to take our belts. Best believe it, BLLLLAAATT BLLLLAAAAT!

(Homicide and B-Boy throw up “The Shocker” as the camera fades)

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, September 7th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a few clips of PWK footage is shown, the camera fades inside a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of the Insiders Edition. I’m your host, Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m your “Host With The Most” John House.

Mike Rether: And we’re going to be changing it up a little bit here at the Insiders Edition. From now on, every Monday night, we’ll be giving you fans a preview of what to expect, for PWK TV every Tuesday night. We’ll be running down the proposed card, showing promos, all that good stuff.

John House: Just sounds like another boring show with you as always.

John Bay’s Challenge

Last week John Bay pretty much summed it up that he’s tired of sitting on the sidelines per say. We haven’t seen John Bay in action for a couple weeks now. And Bay told us that he’d be at last week’s PWK TV, scouting possible opponents to challenge for PWK TV this week. Has he found one? He had this to say…

(The camera fades to a video of John Bay who’s standing by with a smile on his face)

John Bay: Fans of Pro Wrestling KING. I am very happy, and excited to announce that after intense observation of last weeks PWK TV, I have found the person that I will challenge for PWK TV this week. It will be an intense battle, but I am very confident that my skills will prevail, and I will come out, still undefeated here in Pro Wrestling KING.

(Bay does a fighting stance as the camera fades)

Mike Rether: Wonder who he’s got in mind.

John House: Well there were so many matches last week, so many guys that are obviously no comparison to John Bay. I mean he’s from Japan, he’s a hard hitter, and a great technical wrestler. I’m surprised he honestly found anybody.

Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde Accept E.O.D. Challenge

Mike Rether: The Elements Of Darkness. That’s what Jonas Testament, DRH, and now the newly recruited lackey, Sebastian Black, are calling themselves. Jonas Testament apparently has recruited Sebastian Black to help aid himself and DRH to the cause of “getting rid” of the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde. The other day, Testament made clear that he and his lackeys wanted the Playas and Hyde in a 6 Man Tag, and we just received a video from the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde, and this is what they had to say…

(The camera fades to a video with DJ Hyde, and the Hardcore Playas standing by)

Hardcore Jay: Jonas Testament… DRH… Sebastian Black… The Elements Of Darkness. You boys want to try and get rid of me and Jones? You boys want to try and get rid of the Crown Of Thorns Champion? You just go ahead and try it. You know DJ, I know we didn’t get off on the right foot, but hey, I’ve got no problems with you, and I say me, you, and Jones here…

Hardcore Jones: And “Troy.”

Hardcore Jay: *Sigh* And “Troy.” I say we all do what we do best… Let’s hurt these assholes.

(DJ Hyde smiles and then turns to Hardcore Jay and gets a serious look on his face)

DJ Hyde: Yeah… Hurting people is just what I like to do. But listen… Just because we’re teaming up… That doesn’t mean I’m not watching my back. Because I don’t trust anybody. Not my friends. Not even my family. I look out for me. So just because we’re teaming up, don’t think that all of us are gonna be pals, and hang out, grab a couple beers afterwards. It’s not gonna happen.

Hardcore Jay: Ok… Not a problem.

DJ Hyde: Now as for the Elements Of Darkness… Do you know what the difference is when it comes to you and me? I’ve beaten all of you. DRH, I’ve beaten you twice. Black, I’ve beaten you twice. And Testament, I’ve beaten you. There is NOTHING you have against me, other than the fact that you’ve all tried to take me out, and you’ve failed. And that’s exactly what’s gonna happen tomorrow night. You all are going to fail. Me and the Playas here… We’re gonna hurt you.

Hardcore Jay: Because we’re not just the coolest. We’re not just the best. But we are all just, HARD-F*CKING-CORE!

(They all stare at the camera for a moment before walking away and the camera fades)

Mike Rether: A very confident, but not so trustworthy team.

John House: DJ Hyde being the idiot that he is, he’s playing it smart and telling the Playas straight up that he doesn’t trust them at all. He watches out for number one.

Mike Rether: And of course you’ve got some other great matches lined up on the card, such as Scorpio Sky, who had an impressive match last week against Roderick Strong. Though he lost that match, he’ll be looking to try and come back from that loss, as he takes on young up and comer Ryan Conner.

John House: Ryan Conner, we’ve seen him a couple times. The kid looks good.

Mike Rether: And Sky will have his hands full there’s no doubt about that. Ryan Conner, big 6 foot fiver, from Long Island, New York. He’s certainly gotta be someone to watch out for. Also on the card, the Backseat Boyz after suffering a loss to the Tag Team Champions, the Strong Style Thugs, will be taking on the Amazing Red and Joe Summers. And I really like Red and Summers as a team.

John House: You would.

Mike Rether: I know I would.

John House: Yeah, well I personally thing that-

Mike Rether: That the Backseat Boyz will beat them, blah, blah, blah, yeah I know. And of course finally, Mike Quackenbush takes on El Generico, and the Junior Heavyweight Title will be on the line. And Mike Quackenbush has to be the odds on favorite at this point. He’s been a great asset to PWK so far, last week he won a big fatal 4 way match that earned him this title shot, and he told Generico straight forward, yes they are friends, but he wants that belt and he’s going to use everything he has in his wrestling repertoire in order to get it.

John House: So basically he’s gonna put him in a bunch of weird submissions, do a bunch of high flying crap?

Mike Rether: I wouldn’t call it crap but I’d say they both are going to put on a great match for the fans to enjoy.

John House: In other words, crap.

Mike Rether: Also, Bryan Danielson is scheduled to appear. No word whether or not he will be competing but one thing is for sure, he is a marked target and will take any challenge that comes his way as he IS a fighting champion.

John House: And you know something Rether, I have gotten word that Chris Hero will be on hand too. Now he can get his shot at Danielson, win the belt, and we’ll all be happy.

Mike Rether: Now wait a minute. If I remember correctly, Travis Martin gave Hero the opportunity to face Danielson, IF, he could beat Nikita Sputnik. Which he could not accomplish.

John House: That was a damn setup. Chris Hero is by far the ONLY person in the locker room worthy of a title shot. He should get it.

Mike Rether: Well, the fact of the matter is that Hero lost the match with Sputnik, so therefore, NO, he shouldn’t.

John House: Whatever, who asked ya anyway?

Mike Rether: For you fans be sure to check out PWK TV on DirectTV every Tuesday night at 8 pm. Or if you’re in the Maryland area and are close to Baltimore, come on down and check us out live. Go to ProWrestlingKING.com for ticket information.

John House: Yeah I think they know what to do, you’ve only been saying it for a few months.

Mike Rether: Well you know I have to plug the website.

John House: Should plug your mouth.

Mike Rether: Anyway… Since we’re all doing new things around here on the Insiders Edition… And since Podcast’s are the “in” thing now. We’re going to be giving you the fans a few little clips of matches from recent Pro Wrestling KING shows, whether it be from the big shows every month, or from PWK TV, either way, you’re going to see why PWK is one of the biggest independent companies today, and for those of you that don’t follow Pro Wrestling KING…

John House: Kill yourselves.

Mike Rether: SHUT UP!

John House: Whoa… Almost sounded like Vinnie Mac there.

Mike Rether: Careful, he could get his lawyers to come after you for using a trademarked name. Anyway ladies and gentlemen, our first little clip takes us back to the very first show of Pro Wrestling KING, Ignition. It was a big night, had a great crowd for the very first show. And we had some great matches on their, didn’t we John?

John House: Eh. If you think so.

Mike Rether: The Main Event of that evening, pitted Bryan Danielson, Chris Hero, and Homicide in a 3 Way Dance. A match that was without a doubt one of the best 3 Way Dances that anybody has seen. Let’s roll that clip.

(The scene fades back to May 23rd 2009, in the Main Event between Homicide, Danielson and Hero)

Hero shoots Danielson to the corner, now runs up, HERO SIDEKICK TO DANIELSON!!!!! Hero grabs Danielson now and takes him out of the corner and nails a gutbuster and covers, 1...2... Homicide breaks the count!!!!! Homicide picks Hero up and Hero nails a forearm. Homicide retaliates with a forearm and now Hero starts nailing some chops. Hero shoots Homicide to the ropes and ducks down, HOMICIDE GOES FOR THE COP KILLA BUT HERO BACKFLIPS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Homicide turns around and Hero nails a roaring elbow!!!!! Homicide turns around AND DANIELSON NAILS A ROARING ELBOW!!!!! Homicide stands there dazed, AND BOTH HERO AND DANIELSON NAIL HIM WITH ROARING ELBOWS!!!!! (Oh!!!!) Danielson covers, 1...2... Hero pushes him off and covers, 1...2... Danielson pushes him off!!!! Danielson and Hero get in each others faces and now Hero nails Danielson with a couple right hands and goes for a roaring elbow but Danielson ducks down and grabs Hero, BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!! 1...2... KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson gets back up and Homicide is starting to get back to his feet. Homicide is up and over by the ropes and DANIELSON CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Hero gets back up and now Danielson goes for a clothesline but Hero grabs the arm and twists around him AND GOES FOR THE HERO’S WELCOME BUT DANIELSON REVERSES AND DROPS HIM DOWN IN AN ARMBAR AND LOCKS IN THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!! HERO IS FIGHTING IT BUT FINALLY TAPS!!!!!

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: That night, Pro Wrestling KING was born, and that match itself started a rivalry that is still going on today, between Hero and Danielson.

John House: A rivalry that will soon be long gone after Hero takes Danielson out of PWK.

Mike Rether: One more clip for you fans. We take you back to July 7th 2009. Scotty Priest, a young up and comer from Baltimore, Maryland… Gets in the ring, with the still undefeated American from the Orient, John Bay.

(The camera fades back to July 7th 2009)

Priest hits the ropes and Bay hits a drop toe hold and goes back into the front face lock. Priest starts getting to his feet and now is up and backs Bay into the corner and Bay breaks the hold. Priest calls for a test of strength and they lock up. Bay starts getting the better of Priest and now Bay trips Priest up and pins his shoulders down, 1...2, Priest bridges himself on his head and now Bay trips him again and now Priest kicks Bays arm to break the hold, Priest spins around and grabs Bay’s arm with his leg and brings him down and locks in a crossface! (Claps!) Bay screams in pain and manages to break the hold. Priest gets to his feet and kicks Bay and now takes him to the ropes and shoots him off. Bay hits the ropes and Priest kicks him in the gut and now runs up, CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! (Claps!) Priest covers, 1...2, Bay kicks out. Priest quickly locks Bay in a headlock and wrenches it in tight. Bay starts getting to his feet and now twists around and goes for a back suplex but Priest flips to his feet and wraps Bay up from behind. Bay elbows out of it and now spins around AND DROPS PRIEST INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: What a great match that was, of course John Bay would go on to win that match, and he remains undefeated today.

John House: You know I think I’ve got an idea. Why don’t we put DJ Hyde and Bay in a match. Both of them are undefeated, someone’s gotta win.

Mike Rether: You know that’s not a bad idea, hey, maybe DJ Hyde will be the one he challenges tomorrow night. Might not be bad strategy, I mean, Hyde’s already got a big match with the Playas.

John House: Anything can happen.

Mike Rether: You’re right about that. Well ladies and gentlemen, that’s all the time we have here on the Insiders Edition. We’ll see ya tomorrow night on PWK TV, and we’ll see you Wednesday night for another edition, of the Insiders Edition, goodnight everybody.

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)


PWK TV Card

6 Man Tag Team
Hardcore Playas/DJ Hyde vs. Elements Of Darkness

Scorpio Sky vs. Ryan Conner

Tag Team
Backseat Boyz vs. Amazing Red/Joe Summers

John Bay’s Challenge
John Bay vs. ???

Junior Heavyweight Title
Mike Quackenbush vs. El Generico ©

*Card Subject To Change*

[Ultimo Drag-Dan]

PWK TV Card


6 Man Tag Team
Hardcore Playas/DJ Hyde vs. Elements Of Darkness
I see HJ doing some crazy shit again and getting DQ'd. EOD is a more cohesive unit.

Scorpio Sky vs. Ryan Conner
Never heard of Conner, and he sounds like a jobber, pretty sure Scorpio is a decent high-flyer, is he anything like 2 Cold Scorpio?

Tag Team
Backseat Boyz vs. Amazing Red/Joe Summers
They iz a proper tag team and itz Homicide. 187!

John Bay’s Challenge
John Bay vs. ???
It is John Freakin' Bay. He shall not lose, unless ??? is Chris Hero. Or Bryan Danielson. Or someone big.

Junior Heavyweight Title
Mike Quackenbush vs. El Generico ©
Generico should, and most likely will win, but I'm in love with Quack's new shirt and that takes it for me. Its just so damn awesome. I expect nothing short of Taker/Michaels or Rey/Jericho epic greatness here.

*Card Subject To Change*

[HardcoreJay]

This may be a bold statement but I believe Scorpio Sky could be a younger more edgier of that to 2 Cold. 2 Cold Scorpio was and still is a great worker. He can still hit a 450 now as he could 10-15 years ago. Scorpio Sky is a great worker as well but compared to 2 Cold I feel their styles are somewhat different but a lot similar. Sky is bit more high risk and technical while 2 Cold is technical based and only busts out a high risk move ever so often, more or less at the end of the match.

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, September 8th 2009



PWK TV
Live From The KING’s Coliseum in Baltimore, Maryland

(Clips of recent PWK footage begins playing, set to the song of “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. After a couple minutes, the camera fades inside the KING’s Coliseum where the fans are cheering and chanting ‘PWK.’ After the camera views the crowd, the camera fades over to Mike Rether and John House)

Mike Rether: HELLO AND WELCOME TO PWK TV! I’m Mike Rether and as always…

John House: And I’m John “BETTER THAN RETHER AS ALWAYS,” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And as always, we promise you fans some great wrestling action coming up. We’ve got a great card lined up, and we’re kicking things off with our opening contest, it’s Ryan Conner taking on Scorpio Sky. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 245 pounds, RYYYYYAN CONNNNNNER!

~CUT MY LIFE IN-TO PIE-CES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!~

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach hits and Ryan Conner walks out through the curtain. He takes a focused yet cocky walk down to ring. Conner gets down to the ringside area and he slides under the ropes, getting to his feet quickly. Conner walks over to the ropes, then raises his arms up, looking at the fans with another cocky smile. Conner rests against the ropes, looking pretty smug as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from the City Of Angels, weighing in at 190 pounds, SCORPIOOOOOO SKYYYYY!

~IT’S A FIGHT, IT’S A FIGHT!~

(“It’s A Fight” by Three 6 Mafia starts up and the fans cheer as Scorpio Sky walks out through the curtain and starts getting the fans pumped. Sky heads down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans along the way, then slides into the ring. Conner stares down Sky in the corner with a cocky smirk on his face as the music fades)

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Ryan Conner vs. Scorpio Sky

The bell rings and both Sky and Conner meet each other in the center of the ring. They instantly begin to talk trash to each other, each man trying to get into the other’s head to try. Both men suddenly grapple up and begin to fight for the advantage until Conner shoves his knee into Sky’s gut and causes him to double over. Conner nails Sky in the face with a hard knee shot. Sky holds his face, spins around and gets taken down by a hard clothesline. Conner drops down and covers, 1…2, Sky kicks out. Conner picks Sky up and forearms him a few times and takes him to the ropes. Connor whips him off, goes for a clothesline but Sky ducks underneath. Conner turns around, ARMDRAG! Sky holds the armdrag in but now Conner starts getting back to a vertical base. Conner backs Sky to the ropes and shoots him off. Sky on the rebound gets picked up by Conner but Sky drops behind him and clubs him in the back with a couple forearms. Conner goes down to a knee and now Sky applies the side headlock. Conner gets back to his feet and lifts him up but Sky flips to his feet behind Conner and wraps him up from behind. Conner nails a few elbows and hits the ropes. Conner comes back taking Sky down with a shoulder tackle! Conner taunts Sky for a second before hitting the ropes, this time leaping over a fallen Sky on the rebound. Conner bounces off the ropes again and gets caught by a kick to the gut from Sky, FOLLOWED BY A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Sky with the cover, 1…2, Conner kicks out. Sky picks Conner up and nails him with a few chops. Sky punches Conner now and hits the ropes, POWERSLAM BY CONNER! Conner hooks the leg, 1…2, Sky kicks out! Conner picks Sky up and nails him with a few stiff chops to the chest, taking him into the corner. Conner shoots Sky into the corner and follows him in AND NAILS A CLOTHESLINE! Sky stumbles out of the corner, Conner on the second rope, leaps off AND HITS A BULLDOG! Conner with the cover, 1…2, Sky gets the shoulder up.

Mike Rether: BIG bulldog by Ryan Conner and he almost came away with the upset.

John House: Upset? How could you call it an upset if Conner wins? Look at the guy, he’s two times the size of Sky.

Mike Rether: Sky’s got the better experience.

John House: Doesn’t matter who’s got the better experience. What matters is that Conner’s been dominating so far in this match, and Sky’s getting beaten like a red headed stepchild. If he can even MAKE a comeback, it’d be a miracle.

Conner gives a mean look to the referee and now starts choking Sky! Conner drags Sky to his feet and sends him to the corner again. Conner runs in BUT SKY MOVES! Sky starts slugging Conner in the corner and now shoots him off. Conner hits the turnbuckle hard, Sky runs up, MONKEY FLIP CONNECTS! (Cheers!) Sky gets to his feet quickly, stalking Conner who’s getting back to his feet, STANDING DROPKICK FROM SKY CONNECTS! Sky with the cover, 1…, Conner shoves Sky off. Sky gets to his feet and starts punching away at Conner. Sky drags Connor back up to his feet and backs him up against the ropes. Sky nails him with a few more right hands before shooting him across the ring. Conner bounces off and Sky ducks down but gets kicked in the face! Sky pops up, gets picked up by Conner but Sky squirms out of it and rolls Conner up, 1…2… Conner kicks out at the last second! Sky goes to take back over but Conner rakes him in the eyes! Conner back on his feet wraps up Sky, BIG BACK SUPLEX! Conner with the cover, 1…2… Sky kicks out! Conner picks Sky up and nails him with a few chops! Conner shoots Sky off but Sky goes under his arm and kicks him in the gut and wraps him up in a front facelock but Conner lifts him up and down in a manhattan drop! Sky in trouble, SHOULDERBREAKER! Conner covers, 1…2…3 NO! SKY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Conner doesn’t like the count from the referee and he’s letting him know about it. Conner turns his attention back towards Sky now and starts picking him back up. Conner sets him up for ‘The Sacrifice’ (Pump Handle Sitout Piledriver), he picks him up, BUT SKY ONCE AGAIN GOES BEHIND HIS BACK! Sky clubs Conner a few times and now hits the ropes, Conner goes for a clothesline but Sky grabs his arm, twists him around, ACE CRUSHER BY SKY AND SKY ROLLS INTO A DRAGON CLUTCH! Conner is trying to fight for the ropes but now Sky adds more pressure, AND HE TAPS!
Winner: Scorpio Sky via Dragon Clutch in 11:30

Rating: 84%

Mike Rether: WOW!

John House: Now see, that was an upset…

Mike Rether: Actually I was saying wow because that was a great move we just saw on the part of Scorpio Sky. In one fluent motion, Sky hit the ace crusher and then rolled right into that dragon clutch submission hold. That was impressive.

John House: And it was an upset win… Conner should have won this thing.

Mike Rether: Well anything can happen in Pro Wrestling KING. And speaking of anything can happen, anything can happen with our next match. It’s going to be the Hardcore Playas and DJ Hyde, taking on the Elements Of Darkness. And when I say anything can happen… I use that term loosely when talking about these 6 guys…

John House: Absolutely. Anything can happen, and something is going to happen. Whether it be the Playas and Hyde not getting along. Whether it be Hardcore Jay or Jones throwing the rulebook out the window…

Mike Rether: Now wait a second, you’re talking about the Playas throwing the rulebook out the window, what about Testament and DRH, those two have no regards for the rules at all and haven’t followed the rules since they stepped into Pro Wrestling KING.

John House: What are ya talking about? Testament and DRH are two stand up guys.

Mike Rether: Yeah they’re stand up alright, right after they take a couple swings at your legs with baseball bats. But that 6 man is coming up, in just a couple of moments, stick with us…

(The camera fades into Travis Martin’s office. Travis is sitting down reading a newspaper when suddenly, the sound of a slamming door is heard. Martin looks up and sees that Chris Hero has just walked in the room)

Travis Martin: What can I do for you?

Chris Hero: Cut the crap, Martin. You know why I’m here.

Travis Martin: I’m afraid I don’t.

Chris Hero: Fine, I’ll play along. I’m here because what you did to me last week was uncalled for. It was a set up. And you and I BOTH KNOW that. Last week is over with. You had your fun. And now, I wanna have mine. I want my shot at Danielson, TONIGHT!

Travis Martin: Okay, Chris… You’re right. Last week was a set up. And you’re right, I did have my fun… But don’t think last week was all fun and games with me… Trust me, a lot of the boys in the back were having fun watching Sputnik kick your ass too. But see the thing about last week Chris that you fail to realize… Is not only was it fun… It was also very real. I told you if you could beat an opponent of my choice, you’d get your title shot. You didn’t come through, which means, no title shot.

Chris Hero: Okay, you know what? Fine. I’ll keep playing your little game, because I know I’m better than the rest of these losers in the locker room. So you want to keep playing games, fine then, let’s play. I want another chance tonight… One more match. Pick any kind of match you want, pick any opponent you want, I don’t care, I’ll beat em. And if I win, I want a shot at Danielson.

Travis Martin: Sounds tempting… But why should I give you another chance?

Chris Hero: I’ll sweeten the deal. If I lose tonight… I’ll take my loss and move on. I won’t worry about Danielson anymore. If I lose tonight, then so long as Danielson is the champion, I won’t ask for another title shot.

Travis Martin: Hmmm, that sounds tempting too… But again… Why should I do it?

Chris Hero: DAMNIT MARTIN, I SAID ANY MATCH YOU WANT, ANY OPPONENT YOU WANT! AND IF I LOSE, THAT’S IT! GAME OVER! COME ON!

Travis Martin: Okay, okay… Stop your begging. Any match? And any opponent I choose? And if you lose then you can’t get a title shot so long as Danielson is the champion?

Chris Hero: That’s right. But if I win, I get my title shot.

Travis Martin: Alright… Deal. You’ll be in a tag match.

Chris Hero: Tag match. Great. Who’s my partner?

Travis Martin: What partner?

Chris Hero: You just said I had a tag match… Tag matches have partners. Who’s mine?

Travis Martin: Oh you wont be needing one.

(Hero gets an upset look on his face and just walks out of the room. Martin lifts his head up as if he was trying to hear what was going on outside his door, when suddenly you hear something thrown against a wall, shattering. Martin sits back down in his chair, smiles and starts reading the newspaper again)

Travis Martin: I love this job.

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 87%

Mike Rether: Well it looks like Hero will be getting another title shot after all.

John House: BUT HE’S BEING SET UP AGAIN!

Mike Rether: Hey, he said any match and any opponents.

John House: Martin needs to be impeached.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this 6 man tag match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, the team of Jonas Testament, Sebastian Black, and DRH, THE ELEMENTS OFFFFFFF DARRRRRRKNESS!

~BREAK ON THROUGH, TO THE OTHER SIDE!~

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament, DRH and Sebastian Black walk out through the curtain. Testament leads the way, standing in the middle, while DRH and Black stand on opposite sides of him, both with their heads hung low and their hair covering their faces. Testament puts his arms out into a crucifix position and then both DRH and Black lift their heads up and head down to the ring. All three climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, the Hardcore Playas, and the Crown Of Thorns Champion, D-J-HYYYYYYDE!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as DJ Hyde, and the Hardcore Playas make their way down to the ring. Hardcore Jay smokes a cigarette and carries the barbed wire chair, Jones is carrying “Troy The Skull” while DJ Hyde carries the Crown Of Thorns Championship around his shoulder. The Playas and Hyde all slide in the ring and quickly start going to work on the EOD)

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6 Man Tag Team: Elements Of Darkness vs. Hardcore Playas/DJ Hyde

All 6 men start brawling in the ring and the Playas and Hyde start getting the advantage, each member of the team taking the opposing team to 3 separate turnbuckles. The Playas and Hyde work over the EOD and all 3 members of the EOD fall in the corners and then slide to the outside. (Cheers!) Hyde and the Playas meet in the center of the ring, while the EOD talk over strategy on the outside. The referee finally takes control of this match and it’s going to be Jones and DRH starting things out. Jones and DRH lock up and DRH gives him a knee to the gut and starts working over his back with forearms. Jones falls to the mat and DRH swiftly kicks him hard in the gut! Jones falls to his back, now DRH drops a knee to the head and makes the cover, 1…2, Jones kicks out. DRH picks Jones up and snaps on a headlock. Jones elbows out of it and shoots DRH to the ropes. DRH comes back and takes Jones down with a shoulder tackle. DRH hits the ropes again, Jones is up AND NAILS A BACK ELBOW! DRH gets back up and Jones hits him with a clothesline! DRH back up once more, Jones kicks him in the gut and lifts him, GUTBUSTER! Jones with the cover, 1…2, DRH kicks out. Jones picks DRH up, taking him to the corner and makes the tag to Hyde. Hyde comes in, nailing DRH with a kick to the ribs. Hyde grabs DRH and shoots him to his corner and DRH quickly makes the tag to Black. (Boos!) Black comes in, quickly runs up to Hyde with a clothesline but Hyde ducks under it. Black turns around and takes a few chops to the chest! Hyde shoots Black to the ropes, Black comes back and gets kicked by Hyde, SNAP SUPLEX! Hyde with the cover, 1…2, Black kicks out. Hyde picks Black up and nails him with a few forearms and shoots him to the corner. Hyde runs up and misses a clothesline. Black runs up and nails a knee to the gut of Hyde! Black punches Hyde a few times and now snapmares him out of the corner. Black puts a knee to the back of Hyde and now starts stretching him in a surfboard submission. Hyde starts fighting out of it and starts getting to a vertical base. Hyde is up now but Black grabs onto him and takes him into a headlock takeover. Hyde starts getting back to his feet and now Black starts getting pushed into the Playas corner, BUT DRH COMES IN AND STARTS POUNDING THE BACK OF HYDE! DRH quickly gets out of the ring and the Playas try to come in but the referee stops them. Black takes Hyde to the corner and DRH comes in and starts stomping him, acting like they made the tag.

Mike Rether: Stand up, right John?

John House: What are ya talking about, I saw the tag.

DRH pulls Hyde out to the center of the ring and hits a dropkick. DRH gets up and hits the ropes, SNAP LEG DROP! DRH with the cover, 1…2, Hyde kicks out. DRH gets up and stomps Hyde a few times and now picks him back up and tosses him to the ropes. Hyde comes back AND DRH SLAPS ON A SLEEPER! Hyde starts shaking around, trying to break the hold but now DRH leaps on his back to tighten it. Hyde continues to fight it and now finds where he is AND BACKS DRH INTO THE CORNER! Hyde turns around and CHOPS DRH hard in the chest! (Woooo!) Hyde whips DRH to the other side but DRH reverses and sends Hyde. Hyde hits the corner and here comes DRH, SPEAR FROM HYDE CONNECTS! (Oh!) Hyde starts punching away and now makes the tag to Hardcore Jay! Jay comes in and nails DRH with a few right hands and chops and now takes him to the ropes. DRH comes back, BIG BACK BODY DROP! DRH rolls out of the ring, Black comes in and runs up to Jay who kicks him in the gut, DDT! Jay gets up and flicks off Testament who just stares him down. Jay picks Black up and nails him with a few right hands and tosses him to the ropes. Black comes back and Jay kicks him in the gut, sets him up for a powerbomb, BUT DRH SLIDES IN AND NAILS A BIG LEG LARIAT ON JAY! (Boos!) DRH with the cover, 1…2… Jay kicks out. DRH picks Jay up and Jay starts fighting back and clocks DRH with a few right hands. Jay shoots DRH to the ropes but DRH reverses and sends Jay, WHO GETS KICKED BY TESTAMENT! Jay stumbles out of the ropes, DRH wraps him up, WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER! (Oh!) DRH with the cover, 1…2… Jones breaks it up!

Mike Rether: DRH just dumped Jay on his head with that DANGEROUS wrist clutch exploder, it could’ve been over but Hardcore Jones wisely came in to save his partner.

DRH picks Jay up and takes him into the corner and makes the tag to Black. Black and DRH toss Jay to the ropes, DOUBLE FLAPJACK ON JAY! Black with the cover, 1…2… Jay gets the shoulder up! Black punches Jay a few times and now picks him up and sets him up for a piledriver or a powerbomb. Black lifts Jay up but Jay is blocking. Black tries to pick him up again but Jay continues to block it! Black pounds Jay in the back with a few forearm shots and now picks him up for the powerbomb NO! JAY PUNCHES BLACK AND BLACK FALLS BACK WITH JAY LANDING ONTOP OF HIM! (Cheers!) Jay crawls to the corner AND TAGS IN HYDE! Hyde gets in as well as DRH. DRH runs up and gets taken down by a right hand. DRH up again and Hyde takes him down with a clothesline. DRH gets back up and gets kicked by Hyde, Hyde sets him up, ‘SUMMONING LARIAT!’ (Oh!) Black is back to his feet as Hyde turns around, RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO HYDE NO! HYDE DUCKS IT! Black turns around and Hyde takes him in the corner and makes the tag to Jones. Jones nails Black with a few forearms and shoots him to the ropes. Black comes back and Jones hits a drop toe hold. Black hits face first and pops up, Jones hits the ropes and comes back, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Jones with the cover, 1…2… DRH breaks the count! DRH stays on top of Jones, raining down punches and now Hyde comes in and takes him off Jones! Jay in the ring now waits by the ropes as Hyde picks DRH up to his feet. Hyde shoots DRH into Jay, AND JAY BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE! (Cheers!) Testament starts getting in the ring but Hyde quickly runs up and nails him with a kick to the gut and sends him to the outside. On the outside, Hardcore Jay is nailing DRH with right hands but now DRH rakes him in the eyes and shoves him into the guardrail! Jones nails Black with a few right hands and hits the ropes but DRH holds onto Jones’ foot. Jones turns around to go after DRH backs off. Jones turns around, RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY BLACK! Hyde continues to nail Testament on the outside but now DRH comes up, grabs Hyde AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEPS! Testament is up on the apron right as Black covers Jones. Testament motions to Black and now Black gets off Jones and tags in Testament! Testament comes in and grabs Jones, ‘DESTINY’S FLAW’ (Implant DDT) Testament covers, 1…2…3!
Winners: Elements Of Darkness via Destiny’s Flaw in 12:22

Rating: 83%

John House: YES! THEY DID IT!

Mike Rether: The Elements Of Darkness have beaten the Playas and DJ Hyde. But what I don’t understand is Testament didn’t get in that ring that entire match. He just let his little lackeys do the job and then when it came down to it, he finally tagged himself into the match, only to hit one move and finish it.

John House: Hey, Testament is the boss, he doesn’t have to move unless he absolutely has to. And besides that, DRH and Black handled their own.

Mike Rether: Well the Playas and DJ Hyde are pretty upset at what just happened, but they’ll get another day with the E.O.D. I’m sure of it.

(The camera fades backstage where you can see Jay Man, hanging out with a couple of security guards and referees. After a few seconds, Jay Man walks off. The camera follows him down the hall as he rounds a corner, when suddenly John Bay walks up to him)

John Bay: Jay Man… I’ve been looking for you.

Jay Man: Well, ya found me.

John Bay: Yes, yes I did.

Jay Man: So what do you want?

John Bay: I want you. In a match. Tonight.

Jay Man: Is that right?

John Bay: Did you happen to see the recent episode of Livewire? More importantly, did you see me, on Livewire?

Jay Man: Actually, no. I was kinda busy.

John Bay: Well, when I was on Livewire, I had mentioned that I would be at PWK TV last week, to observe all the matches. And I said that I would pick the one person out of those matches from last week, that I thought would give me some good competition. And that one person is you.

Jay Man: I’m flattered.

John Bay: So, do you accept my challenge?

Jay Man: I accept.

John Bay: Great. I look forward to a great match with you. It will be a pleasure beating you tonight.

Jay Man: Whoa, whoa… What did you just say?

John Bay: That I look forward to a great match?

Jay Man: No, after that.

John Bay: What? The whole beating you remark? Oh… I see. My apologies. It’s been so long since I’ve been back in America that I’ve forgotten how easily it is to anger somebody when the truth is spoken.

Jay Man: The truth? You beating me, that’s the truth?

John Bay: I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Jay Man: Yeah, well I’ve got a better way for ya… Now I know you’ve got this whole, “international superstar” thing going for you. I know you’ve been in Japan your whole life and everything, living over there, wrestling the best of the best, and now you come here and your showing off your skills, and I respect that, and I respect Japan. But after what I just heard come out of your mouth, I don’t respect that. And this whole undefeated thing you’ve got going on… You’ve only had what, two matches? Forget about Japan and everything you’ve accomplished over there, you’re in America now. And last I checked, in Japan there’s something called respect… Well the same rules apply over here… Tonight, we’ll see who respects who… And one more thing, this whole beating me tonight… We’ll see about that…

(Jay Man looks Bay dead in the eye and then walks off. Bay smiles and nods his head before walking off. The camera then fades back to Mike and John)

Rating: 81%

Mike Rether: Wow. Did you see the look in Jay Man’s eyes when Bay made those remarks?

John House: Well it’s like Bay said, it’s the truth. He’s gonna beat him tonight and Jay Man can’t stand it.

Mike Rether: Well now wait a second, things could go the other way in Jay Man’s favor.

John House: Are you kidding? Jay Man’s got nothing on Bay. Bay’s got speed, the technical ability. The man has lived in Japan half his life, training and wrestling over there, he’s a monster.

Mike Rether: Well let’s go down to the ring for our next match.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 409 pounds, Joe Summers, and THE AMAZINNNNNNNG RED!

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Joe Summers and Red make their way down the aisle. Red and Summers slap hands with the fans on their way down then slide inside the ring, going to separate turnbuckles, climbing them up and getting the fans pumped up as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And their opponents, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing at a total combined weight of 372 pounds, Trent Acid, Johnny Kashmere, THE BACKSEAT BOYYYYYYS!

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans boo as Trent Acid and Johnny Kashmere walk out through the curtain. Acid and Kashmere showboat a bit on the entrance ramp and then start heading down the aisle. Acid and Kashmere climb inside the ring and just start smirking at their opponents as the camera fades)

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Amazing Red/Joe Summers vs. Backseat Boyz

Summers and Acid start thing out as the bell sounds. Acid and Summers circle up and now lock up. Summers takes Acid into a headlock. Summers spins around and puts him in a hammerlock this time. Acid throws his arm around his back, grabbing Summers by the arm, countering the hammerlock into an arm ringer. Acid starts talking smack to Summers now as he keeps the arm locked in tight. Summers rolls on the mat and now trips Acid in a drop toe hold and leaps up to the head of Acid, locking in a front facelock. Acid gets to his feet and backs Summers into the corner and Summers throws his hands up for a clean break. Acid backs up slowly NOW COMES IN WITH A RIGHT HAND AND NAILS SUMMERS! Acid kicks Summers in the corner and now brings him out and hits a snap suplex. Acid with the quick cover, 1…2, Summers kicks out. Acid picks Summers up and nails him with a couple right hands, taking him to the ropes. Acid shoots Summers off and ducks down. Summers comes back and leaps over a ducking Acid and plants himself. Acid turns around, ARM DRAG by Summers and he holds it in. Summers picks Acid up and walks towards the corner and makes the tag to Red. Red climbs up the turnbuckle and leaps off AND DOUBLE STOMPS THE ARM! Red quickly grabs Acid by the arm and twists it into an arm ringer of his own now. Acid spins under his arm and comes back with a big forearm that takes Red off balance to break the hold. Acid shoots Red to the ropes, Red comes back and goes into a wheelbarrow position, Acid picks him up and Red comes down with an arm drag on Acid! Acid rolls to his feet, sidesteps a running Red, Red hits the ropes, Acid with a tilt-a-whirl, AND RED HITS ANOTHER ARM DRAG! Acid gets to his feet and runs up with a clothesline but Red ducks underneath and rolls Acid into a pin, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Acid gets back to his feet and Red nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the corner and runs up with him but Acid slings himself over Red. Acid runs up to Red and leaps on top of him, MONKEY FLIP NO! RED LANDS ON HIS FEET! Acid runs up and goes for a dropkick to the knees but Red leaps over him and rolls to his feet and we’re at a standoff! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: Red really being quick on his feet here and Acid isn’t too happy that he’s been shown up by probably the smallest guy on the roster.

John House: You know I’m starting to think that Red does that whole speed thing just to piss people off.

Mike Rether: What do you mean?

John House: I mean he knows he’s small, he knows he’s fast, half the time he goes up against some bigger guys, I think he does the whole running around, lucha thing, whatever you want to call it on purpose just to piss them off.

Mike Rether: I think that’s the idea John… He does it because it throws them off and he basically gets inside your head.

John House: Yeah well, I don’t think he’s gonna like what’s inside Acid and Kashmere’s heads.

Acid makes the tag to Kashmere and now Red tags out to Summers. Summers and Kashmere go to lock up but Kashmere goes around the back of Summers and takes him down to the mat. Summers sits up but Kashmere holds onto his back to keep him grounded. Summers tries to get to his feet but Kashmere continues to hold him. Summers elbows Kashmere in the head and now gets to his feet and spins around Kashmere and drops him down in a drop toe hold and now grabs Kashmere by the back, holding him down on the mat. Kashmere gets to his feet and backs Summers into the corner, AND ACID NAILS HIM WITH A CHEAP SHOT! Acid makes the tag now the Backseat Boyz shoot Summers to the ropes. Summers comes back, double hip toss to Summers gets caught, AND THE BACKSEAT BOYZ FLIP HIM BACK THE WAY HE CAME INTO A FACEBUSTER! (Oh!) Acid makes the cover, 1…2… Summers kicks out. Acid picks Summers up and takes him to the corner. Acid gives him a few knees and tosses him to the far side. Acid runs up, GOES FOR THE ‘YAKUZA KICK’ IN THE CORNER BUT SUMMERS MOVES! Acid turns around and Summers leaps onto Acid, taking him over with a headscissors, AND HE HOLDS ON LOCKING IN AN ARMBAR! (Cheers!) Acid is trying to fight for the ropes until Kashmere comes in and kicks Summers in the gut to break it. Summers picks Acid up but Acid nails him with a forearm shot to the head and continues to nail him, backing him up to the corner. Acid tags to Kashmere and now they shoot Summers to the ropes. Summers comes back, Kashmere lifts him up and Acid hits him with a clothesline! Kashmere flips Summers around into a boston crab and Acid nails a leg drop to the back of the head! Kashmere rolls to the head of Summers, now rolls forward into a bridging chinlock AND ACID DROPKICKS SUMMERS IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Kashmere with the cover, 1…2, Red breaks the count!

Mike Rether: Well the Backseat Boyz hit the ‘Comic Atomic’ on Summers, luckily Red was able to get in there and break the count.

John House: I think Summers caught a break… In his nose that is from that basement dropkick.

Kashmere picks Summers up and takes him to the corner and starts punching him. Kashmere shoots him to the far side and follows up with a clothesline, AND THEN HITS A BULLDOG! Kashmere covers, 1…2… Summers kicks out. Kashmere picks Summers up but Summers starts fighting back. Summers nails a few chops and punches to Kashmere but Kashmere rakes him in the eyes. Kashmere wraps Summers up from behind, Summers elbows him a few times to break the hold, ENZIGURI BY SUMMERS! (Cheers!) Summers is down but crawls over, AND MAKES THE TAG TO RED! Red climbs in and nails Kashmere with a dropkick! Acid comes in and Red ducks a clothesline, 360 SPIN KICK TO KASHMERE! (Oh!) Acid comes running with a ‘Yakuza Kick’ but Red ducks it AND SUMMERS THROWS ACID OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! Kashmere gets to his feet, runs up with a clothesline but Red ducks underneath and sweeps out his legs, ‘RED STAR PRESS’ ON KASHMERE! 1…2…3 NO! KASHMERE KICKS OUT! Summers sees Acid getting back to his feet and now Summers slingshots to the outside BUT ACID MOVES AND SUMMERS LANDS HARD! Red picks Kashmere up and nails him with a big brainbuster! Red pulls Kashmere to the corner and starts climbing up top but Acid splits his legs apart, crotching Red on the turnbuckle! Kashmere and Acid climb the turnbuckle, grabbing Red, ‘T-GIMMICK’ OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! (Oh!) They cover Red, 1…2…3!
Winners: Backseat Boyz via T-Gimmick in 12:45

Rating: 94%

Mike Rether: And the Backseat Boyz take the win.

John House: And what a big win that was, I know for sure off that win that the Backseat Boyz are due again for a shot at those tag straps.

(The camera follows the Backseat Boyz behind the curtain of the entrance ramp. They’re giving each other praise and high fives, laughing as well, when Ruckus and Sabian walk up to them)

Trent Acid: Oh, look what we got here Johnny. We’ve got, “DA BLACKOUT!” Haha.

Johnny Kashmere: Haha. Yeah, I hope you, “BOYS” were watching out there. But in case ya didn’t, you missed a great show, of TALENTED tag team wrestling. Haha.

Ruckus: I suppose dat’s what it was last week when the Thugs beat dat ass right?

Trent Acid: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you say?

Ruckus: You heard me.

Trent Acid: Look, let’s get one thing straight right now. Those two Thugs, I don’t care what anybody says, they cheated, they disregarded the rules, and that’s the only reason why they’re still the champs. But that won’t happen again. Because the next time we get them in the ring, we’ll be taking the gold. And that’s something YOU TWO won’t be doing.

Sabian: How you figure that?

Trent Acid: Simple… Because you, nor any other team in this company, can HANG with the Backseat Boyz, YA DIG! Haha.

Ruckus: So I guess that means ya’ll can beat us again right?

Johnny Kashmere: Damn right.

Ruckus: Aight den. Next week, ya’ll two against us. Let’s get this shit crackin.

Trent Acid: Haha… Okay… Fine. We don’t have a problem beating you… AGAIN! Haha. Let’s get outta here Johnny.

(The Backseat Boyz laugh and walk off as the Blackout stand there looking mighty pissed)

Rating: 84%

Mike Rether: You know, is it just me, or do the Backseat Boyz seem to piss off everyone?

John House: It’s just you.

~IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!~

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam starts up as Tommy Grace walks out to the ramp and rubs his hands together with a cocky smirk on his face, the crowd booing him heavily. He takes a bow and holds his arms out in an arrogant pose for a few seconds before rushing down to the ring. Grace slides under the bottom rope, moving towards the turnbuckle and trash talking to the crowd a bit. He then walks over and grabs the microphone from Scott Bowman, starting to speak as the music fades)

Tommy Grace: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, AND HELLO BALTIMORE!

(Boos!)

Tommy Grace: You know it’s good to see all of you here tonight, for some more Pro Wrestling KING action. You know, I gotta tell ya, I’ve got a little problem… And my problem is this. Last week, SOMEHOW! Those stunner idiots from Up In Smoke, beat me and my team. BUT! A few weeks ago, for those that don’t remember… I was involved in a tournament, and if my mind serves me correctly, I won that match, to advance in the tournament to crown Pro Wrestling KING’s first ever Heavyweight Champion.

Mike Rether: Yea what’s your point?

John House: Shut up Rether, I wanna hear this.

Tommy Grace: Now, a little bit ago, Chris Hero actually brought it to the offices attention, that if ANYBODY should’ve been in the Main Event at Gold Rush, it should’ve been me and him, am I right, or am I right?

(Boos!)

Tommy Grace: Yeah, I think so too. I mean, we’re the only ones that even won the damn qualifying rounds of the tournament, nobody else did. Granted PWK TV went off the air, but that’s besides the point. The point is, I agree with Hero, in the fact that it should’ve been US in that Main Event, not that chump Danielson.

(Boos!)

Tommy Grace: OH I KNOW! HE’S PATHETIC ISN’T HE!?!? I’m glad you all agree, see, that’s why I love coming here. Because you fans are completely understanding. So, what I wanna know is-

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNT-DOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain, carrying the Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. Danielson pulls a microphone out of the back of his trunks, and starts to speak)

Bryan Danielson: Chump? I’m… A chump?

Tommy Grace: NOW DOESN’T IT FEEL GOOD TO ADMIT IT?!?!?! I’m so glad you agree with-

Bryan Danielson: SHUT UP!

(Cheers!)

Bryan Danielson: Tommy Grace, both you and Hero have talked about this whole conspiracy issue revolving around the little tournament that was SUPPOSED to happen. Both of you qualified, blah, blah, blah… And I get where you both are coming from, but there’s one thing you have to realize. What the boss says, GOES! You two can cry and moan all you want about how it should’ve been you two in the Main Event at Gold Rush, but in the long run, the boss has the final say so. But since you feel so strongly about how you deserved a shot at this belt… And since you think I’m a so called chump… I’m gonna do you a favor. I’m gonna give you the Main Event that you’ve been wanting. Tonight’s Main Event… It’s gonna be me, and you, for this belt…

Tommy Grace: YOU MEAN IT! YES! WOOOOOOOOO! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT, TOMMY GRACE, BRYAN DANIELSON, BE THERE!

(Boos!)

Bryan Danielson: They’re already here… God you’re an idiot.

Tommy Grace: And I’ll soon be the Heavyweight Champion…

Bryan Danielson: Yea… We’ll see about that.

(“Final Countdown” by Europe begins to play again and Danielson walks off. Tommy grace follows shortly after as the camera fades back on Mike and John)

Rating: 91%

Mike Rether: So it looks as though Tommy Grace is finally going to get the Main Event.

John House: And even though it SHOULD HAVE been the Main Event at Gold Rush, Grace has a big opportunity tonight and I hope he takes that title from him.

Mike Rether: What about Chris Hero? I thought you wanted him to be the champion.

John House: He WILL be champion. But if Grace can get that belt off Danielson, I’ll take that. I just want the belt off Danielson.

Mike Rether: Well speaking of Hero, it’s now time to see if he can overcome his opponent, or should I say, opponents… As he’ll be going up against a tag team. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fade down to Scott Bowman, standing in the ring)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring first, from Metropolis, weighing 240 pounds, CHRISSSSSSS HEEEEEEERO!

~I AM! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero walks out through the curtain. Hero heads down to the ring, not paying any attention to the fans as they boo him every step of the way. Hero climbs in the ring and quickly takes his jacket off, getting ready as the music fades)

Mike Rether: And his opponents, at a total combined weight of 420 pounds, UP-IN-SMOOOOOKE!

~DAY DREAMIN FAZES TIME GOES BY! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET HIGH

(“Day Dreamin Fazes” by Kottonmouth Kings starts up and the fans cheer as Cheech, Cloudy and Duke Jupiter walk out through the curtain. Cheech and Cloudy start hyping the fans up while Duke Jupiter once again just stares into the bright lights on the entrance ramp in a daze. Cheech and Cloudy stop Jupiter, pulling him away from the lights, and heading down the aisle. Up In Smoke slap hands with the fans on their way down and then Cheech and Cloudy climb inside the ring when suddenly, Chris Hero goes on the attack)

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Chris Hero vs. Up In Smoke

Hero starts nailing Cloudy with a barrage of forearms to the back, taking him to the mat. Cheech comes in and nails Hero with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Cheech goes for a clothesline but Hero ducks underneath it. Cheech turns around, and Hero locks him in the ‘Cravate!’ Hero tightens the hold but now Cloudy runs up and forearms Hero in the head! Cloudy and Cheech work Hero over and now shoot him to the ropes. Hero comes back, double kick to the gut, DOUBLE DROPKICKS TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! (Oh!) Cloudy with the cover, 1…2, Hero kicks out of it. Cheech and Cloudy pick Hero up and shoot him to the corner. Cloudy runs up, AND GETS NAILED WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Cheech runs up and Hero kicks him in the gut, ‘CRAVATE CUTTER!’ Hero covers, 1…2… Cloudy breaks the count! Cloudy picks Hero up and chops him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Hero comes back and gets kicked in the gut by Cloudy. Cloudy leaps on the back of Hero, going for the ‘Yoshitonic’ but Hero drops down, taking Cloudy down into a facebuster! Hero gets to his feet but gets nailed by a couple forearms from Cheech. Cheech takes Hero to the corner and starts nailing him with right hands but Hero pushes him off. Cheech runs up, goes for a splash BUT HERO DUMPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! Cloudy gets to his feet but Hero wraps him up, ‘HERO’S WELCOME!’ 1…2…3!
Winner: Chris Hero via Hero’s Welcome in 4:38

Rating: 82%

John House: YES! HE’S GETTING THE TITLE SHOT!

Mike Rether: Indeed, sadly he is. Chris Hero has just earned himself a title shot at Bryan Danielson.

John House: And when he gets that title shot, he’s gonna win the title, and EVERYTHING will finally be normal.

Mike Rether: What do you mean, normal?

John House: Oh come on, Rether. Danielson as a champion, it’s not right for business. Now Chris Hero, that equals ratings, that equals publicity, and that equals more money for John House. I’m not making shit off Danielson as champion.

Mike Rether: Riiiight. Coming up next, Mike Quackenbush takes on El Generico and the Junior Heavyweight Title is on the line. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the PWK Junior Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, from West Lawn, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 190 pounds, “Lightning” MIIIIIIIIKE QUACKENBUSH!

~BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN!~

(“Break It Down Again” by Tears For Fears starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush walks out through the curtain. Quackenbush looks on at the fans as they cheer him on and then starts walking down the aisle. Quackenbush slaps a few hands along the way and then climbs on the apron and then slings himself in the ring, rolling to his feet. Quackenbush climbs on the turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air in victory as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 180 pounds, the Junior Heavyweight Champion, EL GENERICOOOOOOO!

~OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!~

(“Ole” by the Bouncing Souls starts up and the fans cheer as El Generico walks out through the curtain wearing the Junior Heavyweight Title around his waist. Generico sprints down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in the ring. Generico climbs up the turnbuckle, raising the Junior Heavyweight Title in the air, and taking in the cheers from the fans as the music fades)

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Junior Heavyweight Title: Mike Quackenbush vs. El Generico ©

Generico and Quack shake hands and now circle up. Generico and Quack lock up and Quack snaps on a headlock and takes him down with a headlock takeover. Quack tightens the hold but now Generico grabs him by the head with his legs and takes him down. Quack struggles and then kicks out of the hold, getting to his feet and we’re at a standoff! Quack and Generico lock up again and Generico takes his arm, twisting it up. Quack gets to the ropes, grabs onto the top and then backflips to his feet and takes Generico’s arm, twisting his up. Generico rolls on the mat and hits a kip up and takes Quacks arm, twisting it up. (Cheers!) Quack rolls on the mat and drop toe holds Generico and leaps up to his head, slapping on a front chancery. Generico gets to his feet but drops back down and hits a fireman’s carry on Quackenbush and rolls on top for a pin, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Quack and Generico back on their feet, Generico runs up to Quack, Quack sidesteps and sends Generico in the ropes. Generico bounces off and goes for a hip toss but Generico blocks it and goes for a hip toss of his own but Quack blocks his. Quack knees Generico in the gut, drapes a leg over his neck and backflips to his feet but holds onto Generico and takes him over with an arm drag! Generico rolls to his feet, Quack runs up and Generico sidesteps him this time. Quack bounces off the ropes and ¾ rolls over Generico who dropped to his stomach. Quack to his feet runs up and Generico lifts him up and over the top to the outside and Quack lands on the apron! Generico turns around and Quack nails him with a shoulder to the gut. Quack flips over Generico, getting back in the ring, Generico turns around and gets kicked in the gut, Quack wraps his arm up and puts it under his leg, goes for a pinning combination, 1…2… Generico kicks out. Quack gets to his feet and Generico gets tripped up, Quack grabs Generico’s leg and spins around, dropping down to the mat. Generico in pain and Quack gets back to his feet and locks on a spinning leg lock!

Mike Rether: Quackenbush seems to be having the strong advantage early on in this match. And right now he’s trying to work on the leg of Generico.

Quack finally releases the hold and picks Generico up to his feet and nails him with a few chops and shoots him to the ropes. Generico comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Quack and rolls into a school boy, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Quack gets to his feet and Generico takes Quack back down with a Japanese arm drag. Generico keeps hold of the arm, rolling to his feet and bringing Quack back up. Generico shoots Quack to the ropes and ducks down, Quack hits a sunset flip, tries to pull him down but Generico spins around, picks Quackenbush up, HALF AND HALF SUPLEX! (Oh!) Generico with the cover, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Generico picks Quack up and shoots him to the corner. Generico runs up and gets kicked in the face! Quack grabs him by the head, goes for a tornado DDT, BUT GENERICO BLOCKS IT AND COUNTERS WITH AN EXPLODER IN THE CORNER! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Generico with the cover, 1…2… Quack gets the shoulder up! Generico questions the count but now goes back to work on Quack. Generico picks Quack up and tosses him to the ropes. Generico goes for a back elbow but Quack ducks, grabbing Generico and shooting him to the ropes. Generico bounces off and slides under the legs of Quack, hooking Quack by the hands. Generico on his lifts Quack up in a reverse double pump handle but Quack lands on his feet and falls into the ropes. Generico runs up, QUACK LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER WITH GENERICO LANDING ON THE APRON! Quack turns around, PALM STRIKE FROM QUACK SENDS GENERICO INTO THE GUARDRAIL OFF THE APRON! (PWK! PWK!) Generico gets back to his feet, Quack runs up, leaps on the top rope AND DIVES OFF NAILING GENERICO WITH A BODY PRESS! (Oh!)

Mike Rether: BIG DIVE FROM QUACKENBUSH CONNECTS! AND THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!

John House: Of course they’re loving it, they always love watching guys damn near kill themselves.

Quack gets back to his feet and picks Generico up and sends him back in the ring. Quack starts getting back on the apron but Generico runs up and nails him with a hard forearm. Generico climbs onto the apron and kicks Quack in the gut, ‘BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH’ ON THE APRON! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Generico rolls Quack inside the ring and now climbs up onto the turnbuckle, FLYING SPLASH CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO! QUACK KICKS OUT! Generico grabs Quack and locks on a single leg crab, trying to force him to submit but Quack refuses to give in and fights for the ropes. Quack inches his way over and finally grabs the bottom rope. Generico releases the hold and now picks up Quack and nails him with a few right hands. Generico shoots him to the ropes but Quack reverses and sends Generico. Generico comes back and Quack kicks him in the gut, sets him up for a suplex but Generico blocks it and takes him down with a fujiwara armbar! Generico holds in the arm and Quack is screaming in pain.

Mike Rether: And Generico is working on the arm of Quack- DEREK FRAZIER! WAIT A MINUTE!

Derek Frazier is seen jumping over the guardrail with a chair in hand. He takes the chair, slides it in the ring, then gets on the apron and springboard double stomps Generico! Frazier quickly picks up Quackenbush, ‘PURE IMPACT’ (Package Piledriver) ON QUACK! (Boos!) Frazier now picks up the chair, AND SMACKS IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF GENERICO! The bell sounds as Frazier continues the assault! Frazier picks Generico up, says something to him, spins him around, ‘IMPACT DRIVER’ (Lifting Leg Hook Reverse DDT) ON GENERICO!
DRAW

Rating: 91%

Mike Rether: DEREK FRAZIER JUST RUINED A DAMN GOOD MATCH!

John House: Well that’s obvious. I wouldn’t say the match was good but eh.

Mike Rether: Well fans we apologize for what just happened…

John House: We?

Mike Rether: Coming up next, Jay Man and John Bay collide, let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, this special challenge match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, from Gaithersburg, Maryland, weighing in at 180 pounds, JAAAAAAAAAAY MAAAAAAAN!

~AND IT LEADS ME TO A NEW DISEASE!~

("New Disease" by Spineshank hits the PA system and white and red strobe lights start to go off as Jay Man walks out through the curtain. He gets to the top of the entrance ramp and starts to jump up and down getting pumped up and then jogs down the ramp slapping a few of the fans hands and then slides in the ring. He then goes over to a turnbuckle and climbs up, raising his fists in the air as the fans cheer)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Japan, weighing 210 pounds, JOHN-BAAAAAAAAY!

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as John Bay walks out through the curtain wearing a black and yellow karate gui with a golden dragon imprinted on the back and wearing a black and yellow mask. Bay stays focused as he walks down the aisle and climbs inside the ring. Bay goes to the nearest corner and takes off his gear and gets ready as the music fades)

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Jay Man vs. John Bay

The bell rings and both Bay and Jay Man circle around the ring and then lock up. Bay quickly pulls Jay Man into a side headlock. Bay swings around, dropping Jay Man into a drop toe hold but gets to his feet. Jay Man to his feet now and they lock up again, this time Bay takes his arm and twists it into an arm ringer. Jay Man rolls on the mat, then handsprings to his feet but Bay grabs him by the hair and pulls him down to the mat! (Boos!) Bay allows Jay Man to get back to his feet, Jay Man gets up, looking Bay dead in the eyes. Jay Man and Bay go to lock up but Jay Man quickly goes behind Bay and takes him off his feet with a waistlock takedown and slaps on a front chancery. Bay gets back to his feet and brings Jay Man into the corner. Jay Man holds his hands up for the clean break as Bay starts to back off BUT BAY NAILS JAY MAN WITH AN ARM DRAG OUT OF THE CORNER! Bay holds the arm in but now Jay Man gets to his feet, spins around and nails Bay with a forearm shot to the face! Jay Man nails Bay with a few more forearms and now shoots him to the ropes. Bay comes back and ducks under a clothesline. Jay Man turns around and Bay goes for a kick but Jay Man catches it and spins Bay and takes him out with a big spinning wheel kick! Jay Man with the cover, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Jay Man picks Bay up and kicks him a few times, then hits the ropes. Bay connects with a spin kick to the gut, now sets Jay up for a suplex but Jay counters out of it and nails a roll up, 1…2… Bay kicks out. Jay Man stays on Bay and nails him with a few right hands and shoots him to the corner. Jay Man runs up and Bay kicks him in the face. Jay Man backs up, Bay runs up and gets kicked by Jay Man, DDT! Jay Man covers, 1…2… Bay kicks out.

Mike Rether: Jay Man looks to be getting the better of Bay here in the early minutes of this match.

John House: Don’t count Bay out just yet Rether.

Jay Man hops back to his feet and brings Bay up. He hits Bay with a hard right hand, then a second and a quick third, backing Bay against the ropes. Jay Man shoots him off but Bay reverses, spins around and shoots Jay Man in the corner. Bay charges and nails a big forearm shot to the side of the head. Bay kicks Jay Man a few times in the chest and now leaps up AND HITS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Jay Man topples out of the corner onto the mat, Bay leaps to the second rope, AND HITS A DIVING KNEE DROP ON JAY MAN! Bay covers, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. Bay picks Jay Man up and nails him with a couple right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Jay Man bounces off and Bay trips him with a drop toe hold. Bay gets up quickly, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF JAY MAN! (Oh!) Bay with the cover, 1…2… Jay Man kicks out. Bay punches Jay Man a few times, now brings him to his feet and nails a big chop to the chest! (Wooo!) Bay shoots Jay Man to the corner and now runs up, Jay Man moves, causing Bay to hit the corner chest first. Bay backs into Jay Man who lifts him up, AND DROPS HIM IN A BACK SUPLEX! Jay Man gets to his feet and positions Bay near the ropes. Jay Man climbs out on the apron, SLINGSHOT LEG DROP! Jay Man with the cover, 1…2, Bay kicks out. Jay Man picks Bay up and Bay starts fighting back. Bay nails Jay Man with a few right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Bay ducks down and Jay Man backflips off his back, lands on his feet, BUT BAY SUPERKICKS HIM! (Oh!) Bay covers, 1…2… Jay Man kicks out! Bay quickly takes advantage and locks in a cross armbreaker! Jay Man is fighting for the ropes and finally grabs hold of the bottom rope but Bay refuses to break the hold! The referee counts to 4 and Bay finally releases.

Mike Rether: Bay not really caring about the rules of this match, as he continues to work Jay Man over.

Bay picks Jay Man up and drops him in a backbreaker. Bay grabs hold of Jay Man and now locks in a bow and arrow variation. Bay finally releases the hold and now picks Jay Man up and tosses him to the corner. Jay Man hits hard and Bay runs up but gets nailed by a kick to the head by Jay Man. Bay backs up and Jay Man gets on the second rope and leaps off, TORNADO DDT! (Oh!) Jay Man quickly crawls and makes the cover, 1…2… Bay kicks out! Jay Man gets to his feet and picks Bay up and hits a scoop slam. Jay Man points to the corner and starts climbing up. Jay Man perches himself at the top, ‘JAY MAN SPLASH’ (Superfly Splash) MISSES! Jay Man gets to his feet holding his stomach in pain, Bay is back up, YAKUZA KICK CONNECTS! Bay drops down and makes the cover, 1…2…3 NO! JAY MAN KICKS OUT! Bay quickly grabs Jay Man by the head and sits him up, ‘RESTLESS DREAM’ (Buffalo Sleeper) APPLIED! JAY MAN TAPS!
Winner: John Bay via 13:24

Rating: 94%

Mike Rether: And John Bay wins this thing and remains undefeated.

John House: And I’ll bet Jay Man feels really shitty about himself right now, thinking he could ever beat John Bay.

Mike Rether: I wouldn’t say that. He put up a hell of a fight.

John House: Not really.

Mike Rether: Coming up next, it’s the Main Event of the evening. Tommy Grace takes on reigning champion, Bryan Danielson. Let’s go to the ring.

(The camera fades down to the ring where Scott Bowman is standing by)

Scott Bowman: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is your MAIN EVENT, OF THE EVENING! And it is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. And it is for the PWK Heavyweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 235 pounds, TOMMYYYYY GRAAAAAACE!

~IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!~

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam starts up as Tommy Grace walks out to the ramp and rubs his hands together with a cocky smirk on his face, the crowd booing him heavily. He takes a bow and holds his arms out in an arrogant pose for a few seconds before rushing down to the ring. Grace slides under the bottom rope, moving towards the turnbuckle and trash talking to the crowd a bit. He then leans up against the turnbuckle, continuing to trash talk the fans as the music fades)

Scott Bowman: And his opponent, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 200 pounds. The PWK Heavyweight Champion, “American Dragon” BRYANNNNNN DANNNNNNIELSON!

~IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!~

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks out through the curtain carrying the Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. Danielson looks at the fans for a second and then raises the title in the air. Danielson heads down to the ring, slapping a few hands along the way before climbing inside the ring. Danielson climbs up the turnbuckle and in unison with the fans chant the chorus of the song before climbing down and getting ready)

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Main Event, Heavyweight Title: Tommy Grace vs. Bryan Danielson

The bell rings as Grace and Danielson both go for the lock up but Grace ducks underneath Danielson and walks over to the turnbuckle and sits on top of it. Grace mocks Danielson for a second and all Danielson can do is throw a little smirk at him. Grace hops off the turnbuckle and now Danielson goes for a lockup again but Grace ducks under him once more and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and lays across the ropes. Grace gets off the ropes and now goes to lock up with Danielson but Danielson this time ducks under Grace and heads towards the turnbuckle. Danielson lays across the turnbuckle and the fans cheer him on as Grace gets a little bit angry. Grace runs up for the attack but Danielson hops off the turnbuckle to the apron and Grace runs into the turnbuckle chest first! Grace backs up and Danielson gets in the ring now and runs up nailing Grace with a big clothesline. Danielson picks Grace back up and hits him with a scoop slams and sits down and locks in a sleeper hold with a body scissors! Grace starts waving his hands around and inching towards the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope with his legs. Danielson breaks the hold and gets back to his feet. Danielson starts mocking Grace and Grace once again gets pissed charges but Danielson drops him in a drop toe hold. Danielson wraps up his legs and now locks in an inverted STF! Danielson starts tightening the hold but Grace manages to break it. Danielson gets to his feet and stomps at Grace. Danielson picks Grace up to his feet and nails him with a European uppercut that knocks Grace off balance and sends him through the middle ropes to the outside. Grace gets back to his feet, now Danielson hits the ropes, AND DIVES THROUGH CONNECTING WITH GRACE! (Cheers!)

Mike Rether: And it’s been all Danielson so far in this matchup.

John House: You know I’m not usually one to mark for Danielson but Tommy Grace is getting his ass kicked.

Danielson picks Grace up and takes him over to the steel steps, Grace punches Danielson in the ribs and now grabs his head AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! Grace sends Danielson back in the ring and now climbs in and starts stomping away at him. Grace picks Danielson up and shoots him to the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Grace takes Danielson out of the corner, lifts him up and nails a scoop slam. Grace hits the ropes and comes back and nails a snap leg drop and stays on him for the cover, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Grace covers him again, 1…2, Danielson kicks out again. Grace picks Danielson up and nails him with a couple right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Danielson bounces off and Grace hits him with a big knee to the gut. Grace covers him again, 1…2, Danielson kicks out. Grace picks Danielson up and shoots him to the ropes but Danielson reverses. Grace bounces off and takes Danielson down with a shoulder tackle. Grace hits the ropes and goes for another leg drop but Danielson moves! Grace gets back to his feet and nails him with a few hard chops! Danielson shoots Grace into the corner, RUNNING FOREARM TO THE HEAD! Danielson grabs Grace and hip tosses him out of the corner! Grace gets back up to his feet holding his back, ROARING ELBOW! (Oh!) Danielson grabs Grace, ‘CATTLE MUTILATION!’ GRACE TAPS!
Winner and STILL Heavyweight Champion: Bryan Danielson via Cattle Mutilation in 12:15

Rating: 95%

Mike Rether: Danielson remains the champion.

John House: But not for long, because Hero is gonna make sure to take that belt off him.

Mike Rether: That’s it for this weeks edition of PWK TV, join us tomorrow night for the Insiders Edition, for John House, I’m Mike Rether, WE’LL SEE YA!

(Show fades out with Danielson raising the Heavyweight Title in the air)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

Overall Show Rating: 88%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, September 9th 2009

INSIDERS EDITION w/ Mike Rether and John House

(After a couple short clips of PWK footage, the camera fades into a room where Mike Rether and John House are standing by)

Mike Rether: Good evening fans and welcome to another edition, of the Insiders Edition. I’m Mike Rether.

John House: And I’m John, “The Best Color Commentator In The Biz” HOUSE!

Mike Rether: And we are just 10 days away from our next big show. Politically Incorrect will be on Saturday, September 19th, and what a show it’s shaping up to be so far.

John House: That’s right, Politically Incorrect is going to be a good show, and it’s all because of one thing, and one thing only, it’s going to be the LAST night that Bryan Danielson is champion.

Danielson vs. Hero At Politically Incorrect

Mike Rether: Disregarding what you just said, Bryan Danielson and Chris Hero will in fact be meeting in the Main Event at Politically Incorrect. Last night, Chris Hero made it clear to Travis Martin that he wanted one more chance to earn himself a Heavyweight Title shot. He begged and pleaded with Martin, even saying that Martin could pick any match, any opponent, and if Hero lost, Hero made it clear that so long as Danielson was the Heavyweight Champion, if Hero lost, he would never ask for a title shot again. The match was then made. It was Hero against the team of Up In Smoke, and it may have been a bad decision on Martin’s part, because Hero beat the both of them, and has earned a title shot at Bryan Danielson, which he will be getting, at Politically Incorrect.

John House: And it’s about damn time. You know Hero has always been the top contender, in fact, he’s been the ONLY CONTENDER worthy of getting a title shot at Danielson.

Mike Rether: Well I disagree.

John House: You would.

Mike Rether: Damn right I would. I mean there are plenty of guys in the locker room worthy of a title shot.

John House: Yeah but they don’t matter.

No. 1 Contenders Match For Tag Titles Set For PWK TV

Mike Rether: Last night on PWK TV, the Backseat Boyz beat Amazing Red and Joe Summers. And when they got backstage, Acid and Kashmere spotted the Blkout, and disrespected them.

John House: No they didn’t. They simply told the Blkout that they missed some great tag team wrestling.

Mike Rether: However you want to slice it, they disrespected them. And it was then that the Blkout challenged the Backseat Boyz to a match next week, now the match had been set, but Jay B. and Travis Martin put their heads together and decided to make the match a Number One contenders match, where the winner of that match will meet the Strong Style Thugs at Politically Incorrect. Right now, and I hate to say it, we’re going to a video from the Backseat Boyz, talking about their match with the Blkout…

(The camera fades to a recorded video from the Backseat Boyz)

Trent Acid: Johnny… Do you remember when we came into Pro Wrestling KING?

Johnny Kashmere: I do.

Trent Acid: Do you remember our first match?

Johnny Kashmere: Yep.

Trent Acid: Who did we face?

Johnny Kashmere: Ruckus and Sabian.

Trent Acid: And who won that match?

Johnny Kashmere: We did.

Trent Acid: You’re damn right we did. And we’re gonna beat em again come next Tuesday night. Ruckus… Sabian… You two boys have ALWAYS come in second, whenever you got in the ring with us… This coming Tuesday night, on PWK TV, it’s not gonna be any different. Me and Johnny, we’re gonna beat you both, ONCE AGAIN! And then Saturday night, September 19th, we’re gonna beat the Strong Style Thugs, and take home those Tag Team Titles… But we’ll worry about that when it comes time… But as for you Ruckus, and Sabian… Ah forget it. You two chumps aren’t even worth our time. Let’s get outta here Johnny.

(Trent Acid and Kashmere just walk off as the camera fades)

Mike Rether: Certainly a confident team in the Backseat Boyz. And rightfully so. Yes they have beaten Blkout here in Pro Wrestling KING… On their first night with the company… And they’ve been multiple Tag Team Champions in just about every company they’ve been with… But the past is in the past, this is the present, and the question is, can they actually back up what they say?

John House: Without a doubt.

Mike Rether: I wasn’t asking you.

John House: WELL I’M TELLING YOU!

Frazier To Face Generico At Politically Incorrect

Mike Rether: Last night in what started out and should’ve ended as a great match, turned into utter chaos thanks to Derek Frazier. Mike Quackenbush and El Generico were viciously attacked by Derek Frazier during their match last night. Derek Frazier came in and brutally attacked both of them with a chair and left both laying battered and bruised. It was Martins decision that not only will Generico get some revenge at Politically Incorrect… But Mike Quackenbush will be getting a chance to get some revenge, this week on PWK TV.

John Bay’s First Challenge Successful, Who’s Next?

Mike Rether: John Bay, recently announced that he was going to challenge someone to a match last night on PWK TV, that someone would be Jay Man. Bay and Jay Man wrestled a hell of a match, and Bay came out on top. He remains undefeated. The question going around is who will be next? Well we have already found the answer…

(The camera fades into a room where Will Storm is standing by)

Will Storm: Last night. I was backstage, watching everything going on. And I was watching one particular match. Jay Man versus John Bay. Both of em put on a hell of a match… But it was Bay that took the win. And I gotta say, I was pretty disappointed. I was disappointed because I saw what John Bay said to Jay Man before the match even happened, and right then and there I wanted Jay Man to beat the hell out of Bay, and give him his first loss here in Pro Wrestling KING. Obviously, it wasn’t Jay Man’s night to shine… But, someone once said to me… Whenever someone falls, there’s always gonna be someone to stand up. And right now, I’m standing up. John Bay, I know you got this little challenge thing going on… I’m here to tell you that I’m not waiting for you to challenge me. I’m challenging YOU right here, right now, I want a match with you next week on PWK. And I know you’ll accept, so with that said, get ready John Bay, because a storms comin…

(Will Storm stares into the camera and walks off)

John House: Well then, he’s in for a bad night.

Mike Rether: Will Storm, stepping up to the challenge, he’s challenged Bay, and there’s no doubt in my mind that Bay will accept, and that’s sure to be a great match for PWK TV.

John House: And another win for John Bay.

Mike Rether: Well that remains to be seen. We’re almost out of time here tonight ladies and gentlemen, but before we get out of here we have a clip for you fans to check out. We take you back to PWK TV on July 21st, the West Coast Widowmakers take on Up In Smoke. It was a great match, and a big win for the Widowmakers. Hope you enjoy.

(The camera fades back to PWK TV from July 21st)

Thriller gets to his feet and starts taunting Cheech. He picks him up and Cheech starts firing back with right hands and chops. Cheech takes Thriller to the corner and tags Cloudy. Cloudy and Cheech shoot Thriller to the ropes and go for a pair of clotheslines but Thriller ducks under and hits the ropes but take a double kick from Cheech and Cloudy. Cheech and Cloudy run opposite ends of the ropes, DOUBLE DROPKICK TO THE HEAD (Oh ) Cloudy covers, 1...2, Bud breaks the count Cloudy picks Thriller up and tosses him to the corner. Cloudy runs up and Thriller nails him with an elbow. Cloudy spins around and Thriller slams him down and makes the tag to Bud. Bud comes and nails Cheech off the apron with a big right hand and climbs the turnbuckle. Thriller grabs Cloudy in a surfboard and lifts him up, SURFS UP (Surfboard Double Stomp) ON CLOUDY Bud with the cover and Thriller stops Cheech, 1...2...3

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: The Widowmakers, Bud and Charlie Thriller, have been waiting to get back in the ring, and they’ll be on PWK TV this week, against the Helms Brothers, Eric and Andrew. And finally our next clip, takes you back to that same night. The Main Event of that show was Roderick Strong teaming up with then PWK star turned traitor, The Jester… Taking on Jay Man and Ares.

(The camera fades back to PWK TV from July 21st)

Ares runs and leaps up attempting a hurricanrana, BUT STRONG HOLDS ON AND HITS A POWERBOMB ON HIS KNEE! (Oh!) Strong covers, 1...2... Jay Man breaks the count Jay Man starts rallying the fans up and now Strong picks Ares up and Ares breaks free from Strong and starts nailing him with right hands Strong staggers back, ROARING ELBOW FROM ARES! Ares goes and makes the tag Jay Man climbs on the turnbuckle and Strong is up and turns around, FLYING HURRICANRANA CONNECTS ON STRONG! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Strong gets to his feet and turns around and runs at Jay Man and Jay Man ducks under a clothesline and leaps up on his shoulders, VICTORY ROLL, 1...2, JESTER DROPKICKS JAY MAN IN THE FACE! (Oh!) Ares comes up and starts nailing Jester with right hands and eventually they topple out of the ring Jay Man gets back to his feet and signals for the Jay Man Driver (Michinoku Driver) Jay Man picks Strong up but Strong rakes him in the eyes Jay Man turns around and Strong picks him up, CX ‘02 (Crucifix Cutter) ON JAY MAN! (Oh!) Strong covers, 1...2...3

(The camera fades back to Mike and John)

Mike Rether: That was the last time we saw Jester in Pro Wrestling KING, as he turned his back on us a week later by joining up with Total Nonstop Action. But, regardless of where he is, he’s still part of Pro Wrestling KING history. And speaking of history, we’re about to be history because we are out of time here. Join us Monday night for another edition, of the Insiders Edition. For John House, I’m Mike Rether. Goodnight.

(FADE TO PWK LOGO)

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, September 15th 2009

LIVEWIRE!

PWK Promo: John Bay

(The camera fades in on John Bay who’s staring at the camera)

John Bay: Will Storm. I admire your bravery. You are the first, and only man in Pro Wrestling KING, that has had the guts, the testicular fortitude if you will, to challenge me. Well Storm I humbly accept your challenge. And we will meet in that ring this coming Tuesday night, on PWK TV. But do not think for one second, that just because you were man enough, and brave enough to call me out, that you’re going to win, and tarnish my undefeated streak. Because it’s not going to happen. Granted I am sure that you will give me your best, but Will Storm, when dealing with me… Your best is, nor will EVER be good enough. I’ll see you in the ring…

(Bay looks at the camera and then walks off as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Mike Quackenbush

(The camera fades in on Mike Quackenbush)

Mike Quackenbush: In what was supposed to be a great match for both me and El Generico. In what was supposed to be probably the greatest match for both our careers… It was ended by you Derek Frazier. You got involved in our match and deliberately got the match thrown out, for your own benefit. Well, for my benefit, I’ve got you in a match this Tuesday night on PWK TV. And for my own benefit, I’m going to soften you up for Generico. I’m going to personally see to it, that Generico has the advantage going into Politically Incorrect. Generico, I know you’re good to go, I know you don’t need my help, and believe me it’s nothing personal. But I think you’d wanna do the same for me if the roles were reversed. Derek Frazier, after Tuesday night, I suggest you not stick your nose in any of my business ever again.

(Quackenbush looks into the camera and then walks off)

PWK Promo: The Helms Brothers

(The camera fades in on Andrew and Eric Helms)

Andrew Helms: West Coast Widowmakers. Tuesday night, its you boys against me and my brother. Now we haven’t been able to find our niche yet. We haven’t been able to pull out those big wins like we’ve been wanting. But a couple weeks ago, Eric and I were in probably the biggest match of our careers to date. Eric and I went into Gold Rush the underdogs against three other teams. We got slammed into ladders, we got hit with chairs. We got our asses kicked. But even though we lost the match, and probably our only shot at getting those titles. That match only made us stronger. That match showed us that we are good enough to go through anything in order to get what we want. And what we want is to be the best tag team this company has ever seen.

Eric Helms: And the only way to do that is to get those tag team titles around our waists. And the only way to do that. Is to climb the ladder. And the beginning starts with you two. Tuesday night, Andrew and I start climbing that ladder. Step by step. Till we get to that big Tag Team Title match against whoever holds those belts. But that match is later, and this is now. West Coast Widowmakers, you guys got a long night ahead of ya.

Andrew Helms: Pack a lunch and dinner boys, cuz it’s gonna be an all day job.

(Andrew and Eric lock up hands as the camera fades)

PWK Promo: Hardcore Playas

(The camera fades in on Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones standing by. Jay is drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette as Jones stands there with “Troy The Skull” in hand)

Hardcore Jay: ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS! Testament, DRH, Sebastian Black. You boys pulled a fast one on us the other night. But it ain’t over by a long shot. You three are probably celebrating in your own way, maybe sacrificing an animal. Maybe continuing to hate the world, whatever the case may be, cut the celebrating short, because this shit ain’t over.

(Jay takes a drag off his cigarette)

Hardcore Jay: Homicide. There is nothing I can say about you that hasn’t been said before. You’re a bad ass in the ring. You’re a brawler in or out. I’ve got no doubt in my mind, that you and I are gonna beat the living hell out of each other. And I’m looking forward to it. That’s right, I’m looking forward to you kicking my ass. But make no mistake, I’m gonna be doing a little bit of ass kicking myself. Win or lose Homicide, Tuesday night, you’re gonna find out why I’m not just the coolest. Why I’m not just the best. But that I am just, HARD-F*CKING-CORE!

(Jay takes a drag off his cigarette and then blows the smoke into the camera as it fades out)

This post has been edited by HardcoreJay: 05 September 2009 - 12:08 PM

[.Joel]

Your diary looked promising from the first show and backstory; and I like what you've done thus far. This whole 'Hardcore Jay versus Elements Of Darkness' business looks real nice; and your created characters are nice as well. Hardcore Jay is just flat out awesome at times and whatnot. Though my main problem is the writing. It looks messy and unatractive; and that to a writer is very important. You don't need the bold on everything, just have it one like a single thing like the match name and character names. All in all, I'd like to say that I'll be reading in the future -- keep it up.